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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the ужин table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. ужин is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the saloon

Dexter: *Returns*
Flim: Did Ты give them that letter?
Dexter: Yeah.
Flam: Now what?
Flim: Now, we wait until tomorrow. That is when we kill Applejack.

Later that evening

Applejack: *Shooting tree*
Braeburn: Stop shooting my tree!
Applejack: I'm practicing so I can defeat the Flim Flam brothers.
Braeburn: Practice on my shed, not the tree.
Applejack: *Sighs* *Shoots window*
Braeburn: *Sees damage* Ok, maybe that's enough practicing.
Applejack: Whatever, I'm going to practice somewhere else. *Leaves*
Braeburn: *Walks back into home*

Applejack wanted to practice at a cemetary, but...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King кобра and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, by the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Друзья captured by King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song for this fanfic: link


Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the пони Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to Присоединиться their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend радуга Dash. They were sleeping when this all happened.

Nazi pilots: *flying...
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The last solstice

Chapter 29: Fading light – Part 1.

“I still can't believe it's really you... “the Princess of the Night сказал(-а) on a warm tone. “To be honest, I thought I'll never see Ты again, sister.”

“I... don't know what to say...” Celestia replied, turning hear head away, her face revealing massive levels of uncertainty.

“You don't have to say anything, Tia. I'm just glad your finally here with us.”


“Yes. Cadence and Twilight are in the Далее room, they must know about your return at once!” Luna declared excitedly and reached for the door knob.

“No, wait!”...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con went inside the bar, and found the пони he was looking for.

Con: Are Ты Rain Bouvier?
Rain: Yeah, what's it 2 ya?
Con: I am Mane. Con Mane, my best friend Fenix Lighter works for the same organization Ты do, and Sanchez's gang nearly killed him.
Rain: Who do Ты work for Con? Are Ты a spy?
Con: Yeah, for the C.I.E.
Rain: Well I think we can work together.
Con: Good.
Dario: *walks in bar*
Rain: Oh damnit!
Con: What is it?
Rain: It's Sanchez's right hand man, Dario.
Con: And he's brought company.
Waitress: Эй, there, anything I can get you?
Con: Two beers, that's all.
Waitress: Alrighty, coming...
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Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are Ты sure Ты want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want Ты in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe Ты should whip me HARDER.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Forty Wayne Indiana, Fort Wayne International Airport, 3:27 PM

Orion, and Snowflake had to land their helicopter in order to refuel. The landing pad they were putting their helicopter on was Далее to a впп, взлетно-посадочная полоса with flashing lights.

Orion: *Lands helicopter*
Snowflake: I'd say we were both off on what time we'd reach Trenton. We'll most likely get there tomorrow.
Orion: Honestly, I think you're right. Stay here, I'll refuel the chopper. *Gets out of helicopter, and begins to refuel it*
Snowflake: Well, at least we won't have to worry about that snowstorm on Friday. *Turns on radio*
News Pony: We...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer Ты a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are Ты sure, Ты don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the Далее part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... Ты know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here Ты go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got Ты a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant Вопрос mark, my friend....
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posted by Dragon4322
 "we came out of the bushes"
"we came out of the bushes"
The Далее morning the Changelings, Chrysalis, and I all packed our Оружие and ammo then headed north. We knew the buffalo were hiding in the thickets and trees so we made sure to be quiet when entering the enemy front. I quickly put a штыковой, штык on my M16 and made sure it was loaded. Chrysalis had a LAW with her so i felt she could handle herself. We both silently toed the ground and took careful steps. Then I started to hear voices to my left and told the general about it so she told me to take two changelings where the voices were coming from. We came back and reported to her that there were about seven buffalo well armed with bolt action rifles and grenade launchers. She told me ,"Okay take four еще changelings and attack them from the side". I did as I was told. It turns out that when we came out of the bushes that the enemy immediately surrendered and showed no resistance.
 " take four еще changelings.."
" take four more changelings.."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few минуты later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another пони named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 40 минуты of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play еще poker.

Con: I'll let Ты play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, Ты hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't Ты win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do Ты want?
Tara: I was wondering if Ты could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and сказал(-а) he...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to Переместить to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have нож in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do Ты want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What Ты want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw Еда on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off by Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, Эй, guys! We were about to start decorating. Do Ты want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need еще ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have Ты surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the Единороги horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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My Little Pony: The Movie is a 2017 animated film that is based on the Популярное animated Показать My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The film has the show's voice cast playing the main ponies and Знаменитости playing the film's new characters.

The Plot

Twilight Sparkle and her Друзья (Applejack, радуга Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Spike) try to save Equestria from the Storm King. The Storm King had his вверх sidekick (Tempest Shadow) get the world in danger and steal the princess' magic. The ponies are helped out by some new characters who become their friends.

Although this is a overly...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be еще swearing than last time (And it'll be еще intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls желтовато-коричневый, палевый over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Энджел Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Энджел Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the секунда form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma луч, рэй bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Barry, and Aurora found that the door to the roof was locked. They could not get to Lexi while she was making the snow bigger, while making it fall faster.

Barry: *Knocks on door* LEXI, OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!
Aurora: I could try to fly up there.
Barry: I can't let Ты do that. The snow is too intense.
Aurora: Oh please. They don't call me Northwind for nothing.
Barry: Good luck.
Aurora: *Looks outside, and sees that two feet of snow are on the ground, and the snow is falling in big chunks* On секунда thought, let's try breaking the door down.
Barry: *Hears an explosion* That's the 30th explosion...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum and Toy Sword walk down pier)
Toy Sword: Its real nice to be in a different city away from all the troubles in Liberhay City
Plum Jerkum: Well, I suppose it is much nicer here
Toy Sword: I've never really been outside of Liberhay City before. I'm so glad I get to see my dad after four years
Plum Jerkum: Well, thats god to hear
Toy Sword: Are Ты okay? Ты seem kinda down
Plum Jerkum: I'm kinda having problems with my brother. He kinda needed help from some certain ponies
Toy Sword: So your brother is a little crazy. Every family has at least one
Plum Jerkum: Yeah, I guess your right
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