Down Periscope :: Quote 1

Dodge: Oh gee. Now I've gone and done it, ruined my career.
Captain Carl Knox: [Reading a radio message] Apparently not. This is just in from COMSUBLANT. You're to report to Norfolk immediately... to take command of your own submarine.
Dodge: That's not funny.
Captain Carl Knox: No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice.

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