(UPDATE) My[24M] girlfriend [22F] and her sister [20F] are both pregnant with my children. Neither know about the other. I want to do the right thing.

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altthrwwy1212121987 2037 2019-06-10 14:05:06

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I debated on whether or not to post this, since on the original post I was bombarded with hate and threatening PMs (including a doxx threat). However, a few people gave some really solid and helpful advice, so this update is for them.

I posted last Friday afternoon. On Fridays, my girlfriend gets off work at 10pm. I told her sister to come over around 9:45pm because we were going to tell her the truth. She agreed and I waited. The anxiety I felt was tremendous but I just kept reminding myself that this was all my fault and nobody else but me made that mistake.

When sister didn't arrive by 10, I knew something was up. My suspensions were confirmed when they walked in the house together at 10:15. They sat me down and explained the situation.

Sister had come clean to girlfriend, and after a brief quarrel and anger, they decided to fuck with me to see how long i would keep the secret for. Props to them, because I was completely blindsided.

Girlfriend (now ex- girlfriend) was very calm and has sister pack her a bag to stay with her. I told her my friends and I would bring her belongings and furniture anywhere they need me to. She told me she didn't want me touching her stuff and she would be moved out when I get home from work on Monday.

TLDR: Neither were pregnant, they found out about me cheating and fucked with me. Am single now.

robertito42 1008 55m


lol owned

Jay794 527 5m

Surprised your ex isn't mad at her sister for fucking you

sunflower1940 254 56m

If she's smart, now that she got her sister to help her move out, she'll cut the sister out of her life too.

altthrwwy1212121987 -299 7m

They were briefly but sibling love is different than romantic love, so it's easier to forgive her.

Jay794 343 8m

Hardly, if my brother fucked my wife, I'd be pissed at both of them equally for literally fucking around behind my back

GrimlySaged 118 1h10m

You don't understand love or relationships at all, apparently.

maywellflower 396 21m


Good for them - I'm sure they are better off without you.

TripplerX 309 S G 21m
altthrwwy1212121987 -124 23m

Honestly, I don't know how I didn't think of that What are the chances they would tell me on the same day and everything? I guess I was in shock.

mulholland_driver 202 40m

This whole thing has to be made up

sunflower1940 103 55m

BRILLIANT on the part of the two women you fucked over. Now the sister that got cheated on by her own sister needs to ditch that sister.

zoomzoom42 90 12m

hahahaha serves you right.

C8H10N4O2love 72 5m


But in all seriousness, I hope you die alone.

Misshelena420 23 1h2m

Hahahhahahahahahahahaa too spicy for the pepper. Seriously.

Decsolst 34m

I want to upvote this 1 million times!!!

eganist 1h27m

User was banned for this post.

lucyinthesky401 60 1h7m

Well good News you saved 40% of your income on two baby mamas. Use a condom.

Kivouzz 55 1h6m

Maybe not cheat next time bud.

bowspot 53 6m

Lol you're an idiot.

Fandango_Jones 23 54m

Justice best served cold.

Bob_Stookey 6 1h10m

Good one

eganist 1h21m

Locking this as I anticipate it turning into the /r/relationship_advice equivalent of a /r/RoastMe thread, and we're not prepared for the deluge of reported comments that'll arise.

PM70 1h16m

Excellent work ladies!!!!

Skiie 1h18m


Although it's nice to see Reddit being mature about the whole situation.

nothing like threats because you saw words on the internet.

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eganist 1h23m

User was banned for this post.

Shootingdeadbabies 1h16m

I don't understand some of the hate you guys are giving him. You've never done anything wrong ever? I swear you people always want a bad guy to make you feel better about the shit you've done.