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roadkill logic
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

What do you call a blind dinosaur?


tatonka redux
What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?


chucky at the movies

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater."


"Marge", whispered Mildred.

"What", said Marge.

"I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred.

"What makes you think that", asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all."

"I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn!"

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