It's been a long time Kotaku. How are things? Have time for a chat? No, don't worry this isn't an intervention. You don't drink too much, really!

Why don't you drop in and ask me a question, I'll then answer and we'll proceed. Before you know it: Conversation! It's like magic, but without all of the Harry Potter.

Here are some suggestions questions to get you started:

*So.... E3 huh?

*Why is Fahey so very, very funny?

*What's your favorite video game?

*Watchaaa doing?

*Is it true that the Kotaku writers, in times of need, can combine to form a giant blogger, capable of striking down evil with a right hand of Totilo and a left foot of Ashcraft?


Crecente is a go, if you're interested.