Affordable Golf Ball Act




What do you get when you have a corrupt president (Obama), corrupt Senate (controlled by Democrats), and a Supreme Court controlled by liberals?  You get the promised “CHANGE” that Obama touted to fundamentally change our country from a republic to a dictatorship.

Don’t understand ObamaCare?  You aren’t the only one.  Here’s a ‘humorous’ (I use that term lightly) take on it that may help you understand why ObamaCare is so bad.






(Customer) Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1 order has been cancelled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it.  I tried your web site, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.




(Customer) Thanks, I ordered some Pro V1 balls.


(Receptionist) Sir, Pro V1’s do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with a choice of Pinnacle, TopFlite, or Callaway Blue.


(Customer) But I have played Pro V1 for years.






(Receptionist) That is all spelled out in the 2700 page “Affordable Golf Ball Act” passed by Congress.


(Customer) Well, how much are these TopFlites?




(Customer) What’s the difference?


(Receptionist) 12, 24, 36 or 48 balls.






(Customer) What does that have to do with anything?




(Customer) BallAid?


(Receptionist) Yes, golf balls are a right.  Everyone has a right to golf balls.  So, if you can’t afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.


(Customer) Who said they were a right?




(Customer) Whoa…..I don’t remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding golf balls as a right.




(Customer) I don’t believe this…




(Customer) Forget it, I think I will forgo buying balls this year.




(Customer) Why?


(Receptionist) To determine what your ‘non-participation’ cost would be.


(Customer) WHAT? You can’t charge me for NOT buying golf balls.


(Receptionist) It’s the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It’s $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income…..


(Customer)(interrupting) This is ridiculous, I’ll pay the $49.50.










(Receptionist) Sorry to hear that sir, that’s why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using.


(Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of cell phone I am using?


(Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates, sir




(Receptionist) That would be the IRS, sir. Thanks for calling ObamaGolf, have a nice day…and God Bless the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

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