To paraphrase this month’s V.F. profile subject, Peter Brant II, Suri Cruise just does it better than the rest of us. Whether she is wearing “sassy frog slippers” or just, you know, surviving a crushing mass of paparazzi photographers who stalk her every ballet class, taxi ride, and trip to Disney World’s Typhoon Lagoon—Suri manages to do it with style. Which is why it makes sense that she has reportedly enrolled in a deluxe private school that, upon some research, sounds prestigious enough for the world’s most famous six-year-old.

Beginning this fall, the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will reportedly begin classes at Avenues, a $40,000-a-year “world school.” Adjacent to New York City’s linear park, the High Line, Avenues is situated in the desirable Chelsea neighborhood. Among the five-star amenities cited on the school’s Web site: a 200-foot dining porch overlooking the High Line, “unusual light” (thanks to more than 700 10-foot-high windows), and well-appointed, open-area studios in which students can work on their own. Additionally, students will have the option of receiving sports-specific instruction (some of which takes place at the Chelsea Piers), such as in European team handball, fencing, and figure skating. Aside from the usual subjects listed in the lower (elementary) school’s curriculum, each school day includes a half-day of either Spanish or Mandarin Chinese immersion, rhythmic movement, and a period devoted to orff and percussion instruments.

To put this in perspective: your school, compared with the $60 million Avenues, was basically a basement dungeon with prison-like “dining” areas; sad, figure-skating-less athletic curriculums; and worst of all, usual light.