




  4. "It's 7:45 A.M. and this class is packed! Does no one sleep? Who are these people? Oh, I guess I'm one of these people..."

  5. "Why isn't this bike adjusting properly? OMG I got bike No. 5 again?! I can't believe I forgot to avoid this one."

  6. "The sensations I'm feeling in my groin right now...this is the most action I've had in weeks. So sad."

  7. "I really should have tried on these new leggings before wearing them! The girl behind me is seeing some serious crack right now. Whatever, at least I have a great butt."

  8. "Everyone can see me dying right now. So embarrassing. I need to work out more."

  9. "Ouch. My vagina has gone numb."

  10. "Why is it pitch black in here?"

  11. "I'm pretty sure the guy on bike No. 10 is hot. I'll check when they turn the lights on."

  12. "The girl next to me clearly thinks she's qualifying for the Tour de France. Who moves that fast with no breaks?!"

  13. "Why am I sweating so much? Is this normal?"

  14. "I'm so tired, maybe I'll sneak out early. No! I'm going to make it to 7:45 P.M."

  15. "So that beer with my coworkers wasn't the best idea. Working out is so hard. Why can't I just be Beyoncé?"


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