What Exactly Makes Captain America So American?

Let's see a birth certificate.

There's quite a bit going on in the new trailer for Captain America: Civil War: Iron Man, Scarlett Johansson, Spider-Man with a baby voice. But if you haven't seen the first two Captain America films, it doesn't really explain what makes the guy so damn American. Here are some theories:

Around 38 percent of him would vote for Donald Trump in the general election.

Bolo ties!!!!!

Knows every word to Hoobastank's "The Reason"

Has used a coupon for one free Triple Dipper™ at Chili's.

Has the power to refill your Big Gulp.

Has used the phrase "Damn Daniel" unironically

Doesn't delete re-runs of Friday Night Lights saved on the DVR

Prefers people he meets abroad to speak English

Has seen the first two Captain America movies

Will sit through, and actually watch, an entire baseball game

Fights crime in an invisible, flying-mobility scooter

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