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Manchester police hunt Northern Irish con artist


Joe Root bidding to become that one cricketer you’ve heard of

ENGLAND batsman Joe Root is making an audacious bid to be recognisable to normal people.

Sterling’s sick note actually bank statement

LIVERPOOL star Raheem Sterling has presented the club with documentation of his bank balance to excuse his absence from training.

We’ve all f**ked up at some point, Britain tells Bassett

BRITONS are confessing their cock-ups in a show of solidarity with footballer Laura Bassett.

Sacked Pearson swears revenge on ostriches

AXED Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson has blamed a "shadowy ostrich cabal" for his dismissal.

Man with some knowledge of tennis simply insufferable

A MAN who knows about tennis from watching it semi-regularly is really making the most of it.

Wimbledon provides welcome distraction from end of world


English women better at football than English men


Liverpool fans hail player they've never heard of as saviour


Man United to buy Gary Neville-themed hotel


Original Fifa movie script accidentally shredded before FBI visit


Lazy bastard has strong opinions about women’s football
