Let's cut to the chase. Other than being a great father, you're also highly interested in keeping your baby's mother happy. Because if your wife isn't happy because of your lazy, uninvolved, apathetic self, then you've got bigger issues than tutorials on how to change a diaper.

Here's a new dad's survival guide for your wife - follow any and all of these tips, and you'll be the dad she brags about to other moms... who will then get pissed at their husbands... who will need the same guide. It's the circle of life.