Andrew Luck looks like a higher power was playing an RPG and at the build character screen he put all his points into intelligence and physical tools, giving no points to charisma or looks. His voice sounds like Hodor in a washing machine, his smile is terrifying, and when he grows out his neck-beard he might very well be the ugliest QB I have ever seen. He looks okay shaved, but goddamn, with that beard he looks like a homeless fedora wearing nerd who’d say M’Lady and wonder why no one wants to date him. Of course, he has money and fame, so lots of people would date him.

Damn good at football though. Shame about that Richardson fella. Though he seemed to be doing better as of late.