Sep 30, 2007

A quick laugh for 5 mins

had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.

breaking plates,

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born


Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.


brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
Son: That's why I say she's no good!


Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
a sick eagle."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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Sep 24, 2007

Most 20 Weird English Words

English Words

1. Erinaceous

Like a hedgehog

2. Lamprophony

Loudness and clarity of voice

3. Depone

To testify under oath

4. Finnimbrun

A trinket or knick-knack

5. floccinaucinihilipilification

Estimation that something is valueless. Proper pronunciation based on Latin roots: flockə-nowsə-nəkələ-pələ-fək-ation.

6. Inaniloquent

To babble

7. Limerance

To be in love

8. Mesonoxian

Pertaining to midnight

9. Mungo

A dumpster diver - one who extracts valuable things from trash

10. Nihilarian


11. Nudiustertian

The day before yesterday

12. Phenakism

Deception or trickery

13. Pronk

A weak or foolish person

14. Pulveratricious

Covered with dust

15. Rastaquouere

A social climber

16. Scopperloit

Rude or rough play

17. Selcouth


18. Tyrotoxism

To be poisoned by cheese

19. Widdiful

Someone who deserves to be hanged

20. Zabernism


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Sep 23, 2007

The Calculator Japanese Woman

A Computer Champion Woman Watch this Japanese woman, who could be a champion on utilizing calculators. No wonder they can play Tetris as well.
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The world's largest sub-aqua dinner party

How to eat underwater.Scubadive Tamworth enjoy a meal out.Scuba divers eating underwater.To eat, diners, wearing dinner jackets and ball gowns, had to remove their aqua lung mouth pieces, fork in the food and then replace the breathing equipment while pressing a button to purge away the water.
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25 Interesting Things That You Learn About Computers only in The Movies

1. Word processors never display a cursor.


3. All monitors display 2 inch high letters.










13. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.












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Sep 22, 2007

This Bottlled water contest has gone a little too far

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Its's Time To See Werewolf Legs Stilts in action

Digitigrade Werewolf Legs / Stilts
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Sep 21, 2007

Hollywood Hilary Duff Wake Up

Hilary Duff gets ready for a night out with her friends at dance clubs in Tokyo, London, Los Angeles, Paris, New York, Hollywood and Vine.
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Magic Auto-transforming Dresses Hussein Chalayan

Hussein Chalayan Spring Summer 2007 Collection continues to view the world as a research laboratory but with an added hint of the supernatural. The dresses, fluid and light If you are teen, or still working at the office, I suggest you skip the last 20 seconds, And I think if someone dare to wear it? If something goes wrong, it transforms out of control
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Sep 20, 2007

How to change the button colors for the Guitar Hero Controller.

Intro How to change the button colors for the Guitar Hero Controller.
Hi, at first I wanted to change the colors (green, red, yellow, blue, and orange) around to confuse my friends, but then I decided to make it rainbow colored. it just changes the colors up. The buttons will not change the game either, all the buttons will stay the same. (Green, red, yellow, blue, orange.)



step 1 Opening the guitar.
Unscrew the back of the controller.


step 2 Unscrewing the Guitar Neck.
Unscrew the guitar's neck, there should be 5 screws or something.. Not too many though.


step 3 Unscrew the button board.
Okay, now. Here is the button board, it should say A,B,C,D,E. Unscrew the 2 screws on the side.


step 4 Changing the buttons.
Now, re-arrange the button colors in any way you like. I made mine rainbow colored. This is cool, and you can trick your friends! Note: The button color changes made will not effect gameplay, it just makes the controller look cooler.


step 5 Finishing up.
Now, screw the button board back on, screw the neck back on, and then screw the back of the guitar back on


step 6 Finished!
Now, you're done! This is my first instructable, and I hope you guys enjoyed it! Have fun tricking your friends with the button changes! Also, in the pictures, my controller's white pick guard is off, I will be giving it a little paint job.
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Fastest Calculating Japanese Lady

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How To Tell If Your Ass Is Too Small

Sometimes you just need a bigger ass.
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Jeans To Make You Slutty (Hot)


These jeans aren’t held up with buttons or belts, but with two little strings and maybe some double-sided tape. The “bikini” portion stops just short of your woman (or man, if you’re extra-daring) parts, exposing a good third of your ass. What this means, of course, is that no real underwear can be worn with these pants… but if you’re the kind who would buy these, chances are good that you don’t wear underwear in the first place. Also, notice the zipper. It’s not in the front, as that would make too much sense, but on the side, allowing for an extra couple inches of visible skin.

Hey ladies! Running out of ways to tell men “I’m available and easy”? Got a festering wound on your lower hip that needs to be aired out? Can’t think of a birthday gift for your great aunt Melba? Well, allow me to introduce you to the product of the unholy union of Brazil and Japan: Ultra Low-Rise Denim Bikini Pants.

Sadly, there are no pockets in these jeans, but no worries! Stuff a wad of cash in your bra and stick your car keys down next to your crotch–you’ll be good to go because you’re just that classy.
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All about numbers....Really very very interesting

The numbers we all use (1, 2, 3, 4, etc.) are known as "Arabic " numbers to



phonecian traders to count and keep track of their trading accounts.


numerals are easy to understand but what was the logic behind the phonecian


It's all about angles !




No 1 has one angle.

No 2 has two angles.

No 3 has three angles.


and "O" has no angles

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Sep 19, 2007

Horrible Fact about KFC


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Dirty Mind NSFW?

This could possible be not safe at your work. He starts out drawing what appears to be something dirty, then turns it into something fun…
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Unbelievable 5 Year-Old Breakdancing Kid

Break dancing has been a popular underground and urban style of dance in the US and around the world for almost 40 years.
In recent years the dance has become so popular that even seniors and young children are performing the complicated dance steps and taking part in the breakdancing culture.

Check out this awesome little Chinese 5 year-old breakdancing and tearing up the stage
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Sep 14, 2007

1/2 Sec before tsunami Amazing

1/2 Sec before tsunam
1/2 Sec before tsunam
This pictures were taken on the banks of Sumatra Island (the height of waves was of approx. 32 m = 105 ft). It was found saved in a digital camera, 1 1/2 years after the disaster.
We cannot know for sure, but very likely the one who took the pictures is not alive any more (it was just a matter of seconds).
Today we can see the last image he/ she saw. Can you belive the horror which would have passed through the poor victims minds.
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Art of Proposing to your Girl Friend

Proposing to you girl friend is the most important thing in a man's life. This is a question that brings immense joy and excitement in your life. This moment is cherished all your life and therefore this moment has to be special. Now before you get down on one knee, read these dos and don'ts of proposing.


Do Talk about Marriage
Before you propose, talk about the possibility of getting married. Make sure it's something that you both want.

Do make it a Surprise
Even though you have discussed marriage, the proposal itself should still be a surprise. Find a moment and a way that is special and she should not be expecting it. Remember it should be a surprise.

Do Find the Right Engagement Ring
Since wearing an engagement ring is a lifetime commitment, make sure it's the right style. If you think its difficult choosing the right ring yourself, you can also ask her mother or best friend to help choose the ring.

Do Take Elders Blessings
It is always better to take the consent of both the parents. Therefore before you pop the question, make sure that you have spoken to her and your parents about it.

Do Pick a Personal Spot
Think about your favorite romantic places -- choose a romantic spot to pop the question. Just make sure that it is a special spot and this is your personal moment.

Do Be Creative
Incorporate your personality, favorite things, foods etc. into the proposal. Make it memorable and something to cherish the rest of your lives.

Do Drop to one knee
It's not 1950, but there is something so charming and romantic about a man on one knee asking the love of his life to marry him. Even if you're not a traditional guy, it will add to the seriousness and lovingness of the proposal.

Do Tell Her Why You Want to Marry Her
Don't just utter those 4 little words, tell her why she's the one for you, what marriage means to you, and what your hopes for the future are. Make her feel special and great about the relationship and the future ahead.


Don't Make it Public
Please don't propose to her in a public place. Make it intimate and a personal thing. The moment belongs to you therefore this magical moment should be between just the two of you – after all, you've got the rest of your lives to tell other people about your marriage but you've only got one engagement moment.

Don't Propose on a holiday
Consider picking a day meaningful to your relationship, such as the anniversary of your first date. Your girlfriend wants her day to shine – don't propose on a holiday that can't be yours as a couple.

Don't Hide the Engagement Ring in Food
I hate to say it, (as I'm sure there are some readers who were planning to do just this) but hiding the engagement ring in food is a tired idea. It's been in a thousand movies and TV shows, and you won't win any points for creativity. Even worse, you may end your romantic proposal with a trip to the emergency room or the dentist.

Don't Do it in Front of Her Family
Its one thing to take blessings of her parents but don't make the mistake of proposing in their presence. Proposals in front of family have an added level of stress that you don't need. Take this moment to be just the two of you; don't worry, you can call everyone immediately afterwards.

Don't Propose if you are not sure
This is an important decision of your life. Therefore first think whether you are ready for marriage and responsibility and then propose to her. Also get to know what she feels too .

Don't Expect Her to say Yes Immediately
You're asking someone to spend the rest of their life with you – an extremely important decision. Just because you've asked, doesn't mean she is ready to say yes. If your sweetheart says maybe, take it in stride and give her some time to consider the proposal.
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Sep 12, 2007

Very interesting 9/11 documentary

Loose Change 2nd Edition Recut Dylan Avery, Korey Rowe, and Jason Bermas bring you the most powerful 9/11 Documentary yet. Updated!!!!
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Sep 10, 2007

Cop gone wild- Lying and making threats

This happened in a speed trap town in Missouri called St. George with only a few ... all » officers that think they have more power than they really do. This happened outside of their jurisdiction and they have no police powers, except for felonies in progress, where they stopped me, according to state law.





I think the officers last name is Sgt. Kenline, but I am not sure on the spelling, if you know for sure, please email me.
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Sep 6, 2007

What babies do inside???


The pictures are so cute... the imagination of whoever created these pics is worth admiring...
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32 Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know


















18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen' s "Born in the USA."

19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.










29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.



32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
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Burger magician/illusion

magician takes a burger of the menu and eats it
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The Woman in our life in the future



Who is earning almost as much as you do;












But many of us guys don't understand this...
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Sep 4, 2007

Largest Yellow Colored Diamond

Yellow Colored Diamond
A rarely seen huge yellow diamond was put on display in Guangzhou city, capital of southern China's Guangdong Province on Monday September 3. It's so far the largest yellow coloured diamond that can be seen in China. The 20.58-carat diamond, named "The Heart of Fire Phoenix" is priced at about 10 million yuan, or 1.3 million US dollars.
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Kitten Grows Six Ears

Six Ears Cat
A little cat with six ears was recently found at the Russia' Rostov-on-Don city. The kitten is nothing special other than the 4 extra ears which were found no any functions. Veterinarians said the congenital defects of this six-eared kitten may be caused by environmental pollution or gene mutations.
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8 Weird Asian Martial Arts Weapons

From iron claws and meteor hammers to deer antler blades and emei needles, ancient Martial Arts weapons range greatly in shape and design, yet all have only one purpose - to injure. In the hands of a skilled assassin, even the humble chopsticks can become savage weapons.


Also known as “chuttuval,” which means “coiled sword,” this flexible weapon is used in the South Indian Martial Art of Kalaripayatt.

The blade (or multiple blades, as in the urumi pictured here) is flexible enough to be rolled up and stored when not used, or even worn as a belt and whipped out on demand.

The blade or blades are typically razor-sharp and bad news for anyone standing in the vicinity of the person wielding the urumi.

urmi payattu

2. The Tekko-kagi (”hand claws”)
Tekko-kagi (”hand claws”)
Ninjas would use the tekko-kagi claws to guard against sword attacks, allowing them to swipe and potentially knock the sword from an assailant’s hands.

Or, ninjas could use claws the claws offensively against their opponents with devastating results.

Typically made from aluminum, steel, iron or wood, tekko weapons are believed by martial arts historians to have originated when the Bushi in Okinawa, Japan began wielding the steel shoes of their horses as a means of self-defense against assailants.
3. The Kusari-gama
Kusari-gama is a traditional Japanese weapon that consists of Scythe-like blade,Kama, on a metal chain with a heavy iron weight at the end.

This weapon came from the design of the farmer’s scythe but this was not a weapon that farmers used.

The art of handling the Kusarigama is called Kusarigamajutsu.
4. The Nunchaku
A nunchaku is two sections of wood (or metal in modern incarnations) connected by a cord or chain. Chinese nunchaku tend to be rounded, whereas Japanese are octagonal.

The traditional nunchaku is made from a strong, flexible hardwood such as oak, loquat or pasania. Originally, the wood would be submerged in mud for several years, where lack of oxygen and optimal acidity prevent rotting.

The end result is a hardened wood. The rope is made from horsehair, and was traditionally claimed to be able to block a sword. Finally, the wood is very finely sanded and rubbed with an oil or stain for preservation.
5. The Meteor Hammer & Rope Dart
Meteor Hammer Rope Dart
This weapon is comprised of a long rope with twin metal weights, “hammers”, or darts on each end. When used as a weapon, the hammer or dart on the front end is used for attack and the other for protection.

The rope wraps around the neck, back, shoulder, elbow, wrist, thigh, foot, or waist. When the hammer or dart is released, it strikes outward with stunning and surprising speed. It is one of Chinese martial arts’ most unique and difficult-to-master weapons.
6. San-Jie-Gun (Three Section Staff)
The three sectional staff, is a historical weapon, which appears in the Chinese book “Sangokushi”. Its distinctive feature is three 70 cm sticks chained together making it much longer than a long staff.

It can be swung around, or as a staff, using one’s whole body space to fend off an attacker. A Chinese weapon constructed from three pieces of wood connected by metal rings at their ends. Lengths of the sections are roughly equal, each about the length of the practitioner’s arms (with the diameter around one inch).

The three sectional staff can be used as a long range weapon when held at one end and swung freely, or a short-range weapon when two of the sections are held and used to strike or parry.
7. Shurikens (Throwing Star)
Throwing Star
One of the most popular weapons of the Ninja, the shuriken was used as more of a distraction than an actual weapon. Although they can hurt they rarely penetrate deep enough to kill. Shurikens come with anywhere from 4 to 12 points traditionally.
8. Tessen (Iron Fan)
Tessen (Iron Fan)
Folding fans with outer spokes made of iron which were designed to look like regular, harmless folding fans or solid clubs shaped to look like a closed fan.


The tessen was also used for fending off arrows and darts, as a throwing weapon, and as an aid in swimming, like hand-flippers.
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A neat trick that you can do with a toothpick

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Sep 2, 2007

The world's tallest sand castle (Castle of the Sun)

sand castle
"Castle of the Sun" Ed Jarrett collapses in exhaustion after completing his world-record 31.7-foot-high sand castle Castle of the Sun at the Point Sebago Resort in Casco, Maine. Jarrett, who organized the "Castle to the Sun" event to raise funds for terminally ill children hope his efforts could benefit the Camp Sunshine a camp on Sebago Lake for children with life-threatening illnesses. More than 1,000 people volunteered over the past two months to help build the castle, which used 40 dump truck loads of sand, organizers said.
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World's most expensive Gold bar

Gold bar
which is currently displayed on a Beijing exhibition , is made of 630 grams of gold 7.5 carats of South Africa diamonds and numerous precious golden gem stones. It took craftsmen over 2,000 hours to make it. Sure, it is much cheaper when compared to this world's most expensive.
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Sep 1, 2007

Crazy Pen Competition..(Can u do this)

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How do you know when you're in love?

How do you know when you're in love
is it the crazy things you do
is it the fact that my heart skips a beat
everytime that i think of you
Is it the fact that I can't sleep at night
when your image is in my head
Or is it the fact that I can't stop smiling
after every word that you've said
Is it the need to hold you in my arms
and keep you there forever
Or is it the fact that I wrote you a poem
and sent it to you in a letter
Is it this awful feeling deep inside
whenever I have to take you home
Or is it just being here without you
that makes me feel so alone
Is is this hunger deep inside
that longs for your kiss
I am so happy that I'm in love
for there are so many things I would miss.

There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ure heart pursue those
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