Thứ Bảy, 23 tháng 4, 2016

A panda walks into a bar...

A panda walks into a bar.


The bartender motions to a young woman.


After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.

The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house.

"You owe me money," she says.

"For what?"

The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."

The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."

The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda. Look it up."

She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary.

The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary, and it reads, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."

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