Monday, May 5, 2014


Before I forget--if you follow Juli at Surviving Boys and are having trouble getting there, try this link:

A doctor calls his patient and says, "The check you gave me for my bill came back."

The patient replied, "So did my arthritis!"
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.


When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.



"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.


"Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded. "We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman. 




A man walked into the office of an eminent psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. 




Two guys are walking. The first one says, "Did you see that?"

"No," the second guy says. 


"Oh," says the second guy. 


"See what?" the second guy asks. 





 It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?" 

"Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "She told me everything."

"Good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "Because I've forgotten."

From my son, Matt, for Cinco de Mayo:


This 8 month old's daddy is actually 
ripping up a job rejection form!!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels----fishducky



  1. LOVE that baby laugh. Sooo contagious.
    Thank you.

  2. Love that baby laughing, he had me laughing too. And the boomeringue, the popped corn, I'm grinning right across my face.

  3. Good stuff!

    Baygulls? I going to use that one.

  4. Dear Fran, all of this was funny, especially the baby taking such delight in his dad tearing up the sheets of paper. But oh, I so loved the seagull and bagel joke!!!! Thank you. Peace.

  5. I needed a good laugh today. You never disappoint. Thanks!

  6. So the blonde was skipping her way to slenderness? You just can't beat a good blonde joke.

  7. please keep commenting--i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. I think I can still hear that baby! LOLOL!
    These were great! :)

  9. I'm glad that wheelchair some more laughs lol

  10. Mexican word of the day pics = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

