Crud #69

Submitted by Jennifer Brewer on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:22

My children are a year and 10 days apart, my son being the eldest, now ages 11 1/2 and 10 1/2. When they were 3 and 4 we were on a roadtrip with my mother and had stopped at a rest area to use the bathroom. I was helping my daughter get into her carseat and get situated, (my mother was using the restroom) while my energy-filled 4 year old was playing beside the car and not paying attention to his surroundings. Several times I had asked him to get beside the car and quit messing around. The last time, I scolded him and told him someone was going to hit him with their car if he didn't stop messing around and get by me and the car; to which he replied, in a very stern tone, "I don't think you know who the hell you're dealing with here, Mommy!" To which I replied, "Clearly, you are right. I had no idea!" What could I say really? He had obviously heard that statement somewhere before, I am not admitting a thing! ;-)

Crud #108

Submitted by stefan28stefan@... on Sat, 01/15/2011 - 10:38

Kids are amazing, you can never imagine what they can say in the next moment. For example, when you tell a joke and the response you get is: "Was I supposed to laugh?"

Crud #23



Crud #79

Submitted by Heidi Helene on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 06:44

I used to date a man who had an 8yr old boy. I adored this child probably more than the man. It seemed like every time we ate, Cory(the boy) would offer me a bite of what he was eating. I thought that was the sweetest thing ever. I just knew he was worried I wasn't getting enough to eat until one day I was telling a friend and told her that he must be thinking I was too skinny or something and he piped up and said, "No!, I just want to make sure it's not poisoned! I watch the news."

Crud #19

