Monthly Archives: May 2018

Scale Deer Carcass


This miniature hanging-deer-carcass (pixellated here; the original pic is on the listing) is for your dollhouse. You know, your normal dollhouse you have as an adult, where you put carcasses inside the dollhouse, normally, as many people do.


Twerk Pong


You might think, based on the name, that Twerk Pong would involve some sort of back-and-forth, but it doesn’t. To play, you and another person tie cardboard boxes to your asses and see who can shake the balls out of the box fastest. The end.


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