Sad Day in PeytonLand

It was truly sad seeing Peyton Manning go down the embarrassing way he did.  The Seahawks really showed no mercy.


I read somewhere that the Super Bowl was a plot twist because the entire game was a Snickers commercial showing that Peyton Manning is not himself when he’s hungry.


Sad 😦  Well if that was the case, wouldn’t he have been replaced by Robin Williams or Joe Pesci?  I think Peyton’s hungry form would be Animal.


But I mean, how can you be THAT sad when Peyton’s expression looks like an adorable puppy……

Peyton Separated at birth



Whatcha smokin’ Rex?

Someone seriously needs to fire this weight watchers drop out of a coach.  Rex Ryan just seems to be exercising poor POOR judgement.


Ryan has decided to make Quarterback Mark Sanchez his starter for Sunday’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.   Despite third string Greg McElroy winning the game for the New York Jets last week.  Keyword here…”WINNING.”  The Jets haven’t done a whole lot of “WINNING” with Sanchez starting. No Sir E BOB.

This is what Sanchez had to say of last week’s quarterback change, “It was probably the worst and best experience of my life.”  HmmmmmMMMmmm, let’s just stick to the best, the best for the JETS.  Worst for Sanchez.  You SUCK SANCHEZ.  You know it and all of New York City knows it.  That’s why they be cheering like it’s the Superbowl when McElroy was put in the game against the Arizona Cardinals, rallying the Jets to a 7-6 victory.  That must be a really sucky mcSUCK feeling for you Mark….but in truth….that is the reality of this situation.  Fool has 18 turnovers, including 5 in the past two games.  DUDE, YOU SUCK.


(Greatest picture ever)

Ryan popped into a quarterbacks meeting early Wednesday morning and informed the trio, which includes Time Tebow, that Sanchez will start Sunday against the Jaguars. A short time later, Ryan broke the news to the entire team, mentioning his decision in passing during a scouting breakdown of the Jaguars.  Dude, that must have been a silent middle finger moment from Tebow and the entire team. Seriously, when a team is obviously struggling, a team’s whose quarterback has brought nothing but humiliation and embarrassment to a city that is used to sports glory….(oh wait that’s why they got the Giants and Yankees.   Well, can’t have em all I guess), it is a bitch slap in the face to keep starting your weakest link, your LOSER of a player.

NY Jets

Does Sanchez seem motivated by this position?  SHOOooooOOOOt, I would hope so.  But no, I bet you anything nothing is going to change.  NOTHING.  Sanchez started off on the Jets as a coddled baby who has never had to worry bout his job security.  “I think Rex was more or less sending a message, and it was well received,” Sanchez said. “I know. I get it.”  You GET IT?!?!?!  OMG part the motherfuckin’ clouds, Dirty Sanchez GETS IT!  Wow, this quarterback is one smart dude, it only took him 11 weeks to get it.

Ryan’s hope is Sanchez will benefit from his much NEEDED time on bench, saying it can be a learning experience for a player to take a step back amidst a slump.  A slump?  Dude he SUCKS.  I have no idea why it took this long for Rex to get off his high weight watchers horse and make the change.


Ryan also made it clear he won’t tolerate reckless turnovers, strongly suggesting he will have a short leash on Sanchez.  NOW you decide to have the short leash.  Dude, took you long enough.  That would be soo sweet if he took out Sanchez after the first fumble or interception.  Now THAT my friend would be keeping the short leash!

It’s not even about Tebow anymore.  It is about the JETS and how the team is going to start being competitive.  “This kind of thing affects people’s lives and careers. It’s not just, ‘Oh, man, bummer.’ It’s not like that. This is serious,” Sanchez so genuinely said about his situation negatively affecting everyone.  Oh man, bummer you SUCK Sanchez, you either have yet to step it up as a player or your team will most likely be subject to more embarrassment (if that is physically possible).  If you are really looking out for this team and are aware of the severity of the situation, pull yourself out of the game.  Be a man yo.  Stick up for your team, play another QB because you clearly have failed far too many times to have your team fully support you.  That is why the locker room is such a minefield of chatter and gossip.  The O line can only do so much.  Sanchez just doesn’t know how to play under pressure…….clearly.


Sanchez SUCKS.  But wait!  There is still time for redemption.  Watch him play a hell of a game against the Jaguars Sunday, 4 touchdowns, no interceptions….yea in our Tebow dreams.  Even Tebow’s GOD can’t save Dirty Sanchez.

The real issue is Mr. Rex Ryan.  He be smokin’ that shizzzz cuz he ain’t thinking straight because he is continually starting Sanchez week after week.  Would make more sense if they were the Denver Broncos or the Seattle Seahawks with this new legalization of weed….but NO.  There is seriously NO EXCUSE.  How many chances does this kid get?  Good GOD.  Sucks to be a Jets fan, that’s fasho.  Just put those fans out of their misery already and end season, fire Rex and start a new QB. FO REALZ….