Avast, me hearties! It be National Talk Like a Pirate Day, shiver me timbers!



Why do we need a holiday dedicated to talking like a pirate? Make no mistake. We do. But it's a little hard to articulate why, especially when you've made the mistake of referring to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat and tried to order her back into the galley. Talking like a pirate is fun. It's really that simple. Silliness is the holiday's selling point.


Pirate Humor.

Okay, so let's tackle some basic Pirate talk so as to be enjoyin' this here holiday.

Ahoy! - "Hello!"


Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."







8. Come on up and see me urchins.


6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.




2. Well blow me down?


1. Prepare to be boarded.


Now you are prepared for Talk Like a Pirate day, so grab some grog, down the hatch, grab a matey, and get to it. And remember...


Raise the Jolly Roger!

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