Monday, June 25, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Administration - How Many to Screw in a Light Bulb?

With a new Straight Line of the Day up at IMAO, it's time to pick the winners of the last one:

How many members of the Obama Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

#5 D***Cat: The light bulb can't be screwed in because of the obstructionist Republican Congress.

#4 Docwatson55: None - They're completely in the dark and don't even realize it.

#3 Andy C: What are you talking about? That old light bulb's doing fine.

#2 Jimmy: it's Bush's fault since the light bulb burnt out during his administration!

And the best punchline goes to Charon:

Two, Obama to hold the light bulb, and Carney provides the spin.

Congratulations Charon!

Now here is one to play with on here:

What's the Best Thing About Obama?

 This one might be difficult, but I have faith in you guys.


  1. He's a one-term President.

  2. He has yet to kill and eat a small child during one of his speaches, although their length and pacing are designed for just such an eventuality.

  3. He only eats those annoying, barky dogs that everyone hates anyway.

  4. Europe is plagued with vermin-like wild dogs. The best thing about Obama is his simple, comprehensive solution to that problem.

  5. The damage he is doing to the Democrat party.

  6. ...He--like everyone else I know--HAS GOTTA DIE SOMETIME!