What's the time

What's the time

A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....

What's the time??
Santa is a very patriotic man and hates English accent while speaking.. So he replies back in the same accent........


Confused the lady asks again.........

No! No! What's the time??

Santa again answers back..........

Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!!

Seeing the confusion going between the two another man comes to the rescue of the lady and says.......

O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi twade ko time puuch rahii hai gayee!!

Angry Santa shots back at him.........

Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis(12:35)

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Scaring kids...


"What's up?" he says.

"I m having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Balvinder is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"


"You bastard," says Santa, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"


Santa went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. Santa took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.

"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.

"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."

"Don't you mean polio?"

"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."

Santa then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.

"What happened to your knees?" she asked.

"Well, I also had Kneesles."

"Don't you mean measles?"

"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."

When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"

In the heaven

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Dharam Raj told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.

In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

DharamRaj said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"


Dharam Raj lets him in without another word.

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