April 2, 2008

Step Away from The Cusack!

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Thank God there is no IQ requirement for stalkers. Otherwise the stalker population would diminish significantly, John Cusack wouldn't be in the news today and people like Paris Hilton wouldn't have a career alternative.

So I used to love John Cusack. I'm talking serious love. Not stalker love, mind you - - but had I known he lived in the 24000 block of Malibu Road (thanks, L.A. Times) while I was living in Southern California, it probably wouldn't have been unheard of for me to do a drive-by (or a hundred, take your pick). Hey, it's not like I would have gone thru his trash or anything.

So back to The Cusack. I loved him because he was just so sweeeeeeeeeeet in his movies. Who didn't love Gib from The Sure Thing? Or Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything? Who can forget "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." Classic line right there.

This was back in the day, when very little was said about The Cusack's private life. Still not a lot is said, but there are whispers and grumblings about The Cusack being a mean drunk, a womanizer and basically a douche of epic proportions. Sigh. Why must one of my 80s idols suffer such a fall?

Anyhow . . . The Cusack still has fans. They may not be bright, but they are fans. Case in point. Emily Leatherman. Who was picked up by the Los Angeles County po-po in front of The Cusack's casa after taking a cab to his home and refusing to pay. Before you bust out laughing, keep in mind that this crazy bitch had a restraining order taken out against her by The Cusack before this event. Yeah, high brain cell count doesn't run in her family.

So the irate cab driver called Johnny Law on her crazy, stalker ass and by the time they showed up on the scene, The Cusack was flagging them down to say he recognized her craziness and she was violating a restraining order. Needless to say, she was booked on suspicion of felony stalking, violating a restraining order and petty theft.

Damn, being a celebrity is a bitch. Let's see if The Cusack can spin this into some favorable publicity for himself.

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