Dear everyone that repeatedly formats status updates as if you were addressing an entity with whom you are unable to actually communicate, 

This meme is so cliché it's like beating a dead horse.  If you have something you want to say, I encourage you to simply say it.  Preferably in a way that isn't excruciatingly trite.  Very little could be as banal as your concluding "Love, [Your Name]."  Please be more creative in the future.