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Anime, Ass, and Bitch: Dad: So what did you build in kindergarten today son? Son: "Hi, can I get uhhhhHHHhHhHH 5 on pump 7." "Broke ass nigga." "Huh?" "Nothing. Have a good day!" "HANDS UP NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A MUHFUCKIN ROBBERY!" "Oh my God think about the children sir!" "Man fuck yall uglyass kids." "Please dont kill me!" "Aint nobody gotta die as long as you give me all the money in the register." "Phew." "HEY! Where do you think you're going?" "Huh? I just payed for gas, Im outchea." "No the hell you not. Put your hands on your head and kneel." "Nah ion do that gay shit." "Do you even understand what kind of situation you're in?" "Sure I do, its a broke ass nigga tryna rob a gas station on the corner." "Guess there's 2 broke ass niggas in here now..." "Bitch you still talking shit?" "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Look nigga, you aint the one calling the shots here. I have the gun, see?" "And?" "Fuck you mean 'and'?" "You're not gonna use it, see I know niggas like you. You probably got a kid or some shit you cant afford so you resort to hittin licks for petty change, but in reality you're a scared little pussy who finnessed his father's handgun to intimidate little school girls into giving you their lunch money. There's nothing scary about you nigga, quit the act." "..." "You gon say something?" "Oh shit, he pee'd his pants! Hahahahaha." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT." "Well I know you're scared more than anyone else in here since you pissed yourself." "I AINT SCARED, I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY DICK, ITS HOT IN HERE." "Oh really?" "Really." *cocks gun* "You scared now little bitch? You calling me a pussy?" "Do it." "Huh?" "Shoot me." "..." "????" "Dont test me..." "That's EXACTLY what im doing." "I'll do it!" "Then do it." "IM WARNING YOU!" "DO IT ALREADY." "I SWEAR I'LL DO IT." "THEN DO IT RETARD." "YOU'LL DIE!" "THAT'S THE POINT?" "OK IM DOING IT!" "JUST FUCKING-" *gunshot* "W-w-where am I?" "Hello my child." "Child? Dad?" "We both know that you dont have a dad, Terome." "Then who are you?" "I am the almighty being." "Anime?" "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "Wait, are you God?" "Yes my child." "Woah thats crazy, I was pretty sure my meme page sent me straight to Hell." *to be continued*