ha ha, imagine some oceanographer loser at the national environment research council having to board the s.s. boaty mcboatface! imagine her having to tell all her associates that that’s the name of the boat

imagine the ship taking on water in rough seas, and the captain knows he’s made a mistake, and he has to radio for help — “mayday, s.o.s., this is s.s. boaty mcboatface, need immediate assistance” — lololol

ah man. the thing where you take a word, and you put a Y on the end, and then “mc[word]face” or “mc[word]ington” on there like a last name. brilliant