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Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. Rule #20. Never fall asleep on a Tauros. Or you die while having nightmares on it. by
  2. HOLD ON SIMBA! by
  3. Determined to prove he is a real man, Ash passes on the fake mechanical bull at the Pokemon Center and instead goes for the real thing. by Danatales
  4. Joeno: This is what happens to banned members. And idiots. by
  5. Ash's attempts to get some "free range" beef goes horribly, horribly wrong. by Danatales
  6. Ash: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! We'll redo the episode where I caught all of you! by Angelic Lapras King
  7. It's a little known fact Ash actually caught all those Taurus by just flinging himself at them and not letting go until they gave up. by Danatales
  8. Ash: At this veal-ocity I'm gonna crash!! by
  9. See, Ash learned that you don't pull Tauros's tail either. It's almost as bad as doing it to Ninetales, but a lot more crashy. by
  10. After Ash ruined Christmas with his stupidity, he took on Santa's job and borrowed his 9 magic Tauros to deliver the presents and save Christmas! However, he failed that too! by
  11. Tauros: If you didn't WANT this to happen, maybe you should have thought of that first BEFORE catching us! by Captain Jigglypuff
  12. Tired of his stupidity, Ash's friends and Pokemon throw him to the bulls literally! by Captain Jigglypuff
  13. While Ash struggles to get on, the Warner Bros. and the PKMN.NET Logos are riding their Tauros smoothly. by
  14. So kids, don't watch banned episodes! by
  15. Ash: I owe Misty a bike but maybe she'll be content if I give her a Tauros instead! by
  16. This is some bull shi-ahhhh! by This GUY!!!
  17. Ash: At this bull-ocity I'm gonna crash!! by
  18. Ash: Aw, this is a lotta bull! by jagabor
  19. 4kids: Quick, make it look like he's riding a horse kiddie ride! Ash: You guys are even dumber than me! by
  20. Ash: I just wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up! D: by Danatales