Pulled Apart By Horses

March 15, 2011

I’m at my Uncle’s place, walking through the house into the kitchen. My Aunt mutters something and buggers off, so I go to the sink to grab some water. I look out of the window into the garden, and see one of the single greatest things a man could ever see. A horse, in a fucking tree.

The horse is just standing on a thick branch of a tree. A fucking horse! I call my Aunt and cousin over. They run to the window, and their jaw’s drop in awe. Then it gets even better…

The horse leaps from the branch, towards the garden. It’s tail gets caught in a rope (which is dangling from the tree), leaving the horse hanging by it’s tail above the garden! AMAZING. Fuck I wish stuff like this happened in reality. My garden is shit.