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Be unique and different, say yes. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi. Are you cute? I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. I'm easy. Are you? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. So....How am I doin'? You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do? When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?" Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Does your boyfriend know where you are? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down. All this could be yours for one low, low price! Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking. I'm friendly and slow moving! So, do you like fat guys with no money? [Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura. Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

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