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Redneck Math Challenge

I am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam:



(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '86 Dodge Diplomat
(C) '80 Ford pickup.







I betcha thought that there test was gonna be an easy one, didn't cha? It's okay if ya didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya there's a hole heap of things that big city book learning don't prepare ya for in this life. As an added bonus for taking the "REDNECK MATH CHALLENGE", here's some southerly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece... Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place a delivery order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.