

Friday, February 10, 2017

The eyes have it





"Have they changed yet?" the other woman asked.







So I googled it.


[image courtesy of the Wikimedia Commons]




*takes a deep breath*

Okay, I feel a little better now.




Not even "meditating about quantum physics."




  1. The Secret was all over the place a while ago. Not sure if it's the same The Secret or not but I was told that you could literally will things to happen. I tried it with a few people in my car as witnesses. I was lamenting that I would never get a parking spot at Ikea and it was suggested that I "think of getting the best parking spot". Skeptical, I gave it a go. I replied with, "What I need is some good parking karma". A few minutes later a truck pulled out in front of me and it had the word KARMA printed on the side. As we waited for the truck to pass we got a laugh at the coincidence and two blocks later I pulled into the busiest parking lot I had ever seen (Ikea in Toronto on a Saturday) and promptly got the closest spot to the door. So, chew on that, Science Boy. :-P

  2. If you squeeze your eyes shut and believe really, really hard...

    You might just see a fairy.

    Or slide into an alternate reality where alternate facts are true.

    Or maybe even convince yourself that voting for Trump was a good idea.

    Or come to the conclusion that your eyes really are a sparkly purple that only special people can see. Muggles are blind to them.

    The mind is a wonderful, powerful thing. It can do amazing things. Especially to itself. Just not on immutable, external things.