Questions to Ponder

From: Marian, the librarian

If you have THE answer to any of these thought provoking questions, please share them with those of us who are less enlightened. Thank you for your assistance.




If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, whyis there a song about him?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Plutoremains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


Stop singing and read on...

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

