Muscley Guy Pretty Sure Halloween Costume Will Be Muscley

PHOTO: Lin Mei

ATLANTA–Local free weights fanatic Stump Chunkman announced idly to coworkers today that he’s pretty sure his costume, whatever it ends up being, will feature his muscled body.

“I don’t know exactly what it’ll be,” said Chunkman. “Hulk maybe. Or the other Hulk. But I am pretty sure there’s gonna be muscles.”

Chunkman then launched into a description of the specific routine he’d used to build up the “hard to define” smaller muscles in his back, including his philosophy on a ketogenic diet. Eyewitnesses say they had to talk about their children’s costumes to get him to shut up.