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Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

tags: Christmas, dirty, flirty
+1-170.00 % / 150 votes.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob if we don't get support people are going to think we're nuts.

tags: attitude, communication, dirty, people
+1-169.99 % / 68 votes.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

tags: dirty, flirty
+1-169.98 % / 349 votes.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

tags: dirty, puns
+1-169.96 % / 287 votes.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?

tags: dirty, flirty
+1-169.92 % / 370 votes.

Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

tags: attitude, dirty, flirty
+1-169.88 % / 138 votes.

Masturbation always leads to sex. It's a gateway tug.

tags: dirty, sex
+1-169.77 % / 103 votes.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

tags: dirty, flirty
+1-169.77 % / 201 votes.


tags: dirty, rude
+1-169.76 % / 126 votes.

My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky

tags: dirty, Easter
+1-169.70 % / 270 votes.