Best Yo Mama So Hairy Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Yo mama is so hairy that when she walked into Chuck E Cheese they thought she was the rat

That's crazy I'm only 13 still taking my lil sisters cousins nieces nephews and all to chucky cheese and know I don't even wanna go no more lmfaoo!

Laugh out loud laughed for my whole life. I am 237 years old

Haha so funny I mean that can't get any funnier!

This one is the best

2 Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot proposed to her

Laugh out loud this is so funny I dropped my ipad


I like it but hear it already so I guess still kinda funny

That is meet up.

3 Yo mama so hairy, she walked into a store and the clerk said, no pets allowed.

haha very funny man wer di you ge the joke fro you made the very funny joke you should say that on the news that was funny men love to see anouther joke of yours some day

Awesome it made me fall of the couch this morning

So funny I fell on the ground when I heard it

Wow! Hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my classmates!

4 Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

That's boss man I could use it and own all My friends

Laugh out loud saying this a school today


My friend told me this one and I pissed myself

5 Yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples

Wow that was a good one... Wait what if that happened in real life?

I think it's the best

How hairy were those nipples? Were those nipples as hairy like Bigfoot

The funniest yo mama joke ever. It made my pants falloff

6 Yo mama is so hairy that for Halloween she dyes herself green and goes as a bush

Laugh out loud can't wait to say this to dis girl I don't like see what she have to say after that

Best joke out of all of them, clean and not so mean. Also it could be she dyed herself green and was the grinch for halloween

Ring ring ring the forest called they want their bush back

That's where my walking bush went

7 Yo mama is so hairy that she is why theory started that we all sprang from apes

Laugh out loud my I'm going to tell that to my mom and say mom you're so hairy you are the reason why we sprang from apes laugh out loud local

THIS SHOULD BE #1 laugh out loud can't STOP LAUGHING

But she didn't spring far enough

Sucks make it way better

8 Yo mama is so hairy, that when she donated a quarter of her hair to cancer, they made 1,000 wigs

To everyone who says it's offensive to cancer- it's not. Honestly. It's offensive to yo momma, but people with cancer were not insulted by this joke

Damn that's a shame

LLOLlLL yours truly cooper cunningham

U mean to say she was bold after that

9 Yo mama is so hairy, that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

I woke my sleeping parents with how much I was laughing! Laugh out loud I loved that movie but now that image haunts my dreams...

I peed twice! Great one!

That is so funny I was peeing my pants...

This must be number 1 guys. Died of laughter!

10 Yo mama is so hairy that she was the bearded lady at the circus

This is hella funny

Haha made me laugh so much;)xx

Funny haha lmao... this one is funniest

The Contenders

11 Yo mama so hairy, her mom nearly died of rug burn while giving birth

Awesome insult! I will use this whenever I can!


I was eating breakfast and almost peed my pants!

Laugh out loud so funny

12 Yo mama is so hairy, that when she went to the barber he took out hedge trimmers


Haha wait I thought that

Was your mom

Made me crack up for over 5 mins laugh out loud

13 Yo mama so hairy when she went to the zoo, the gorillas tried to talk to her

It was ok but I have seen better and bacon is awesome

14 Yo mama is so hairy that it takes her 5 days to take a bath

That is like totes wow I mean seriously who like says this? Weirdest (but a little like totes funny) joke ever!

15 Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her

That joke is so funny... Can't stop laughing...

Bigfoot likes a giiirl

16 Yo mama so hairy it looks like she got Chewbacca in a headlock
17 Yo mama so hairy, she scratched her head and said, hey, I found my car keys
18 Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games
19 Yo mama is so hairy that when she went to Rainforest Cafe with her family, they asked if she was the new Gorilla

Best ever dude I laughed my butt off

I love the rain forest cafe

20 Yo mama so hairy, she makes bigfoot look bald
21 Yo mama is so hairy that she made a new animal

I'm liking this one

22 Yo mama so hairy when she went to Comic-con people thought she was dressed as Chewbacca

So funny I pooped my pants

So funny I peed my pants

23 Yo mama so hairy it looks like she has Bob Marley in a headlock
24 Youmama so hairy King Kong mistook her for a bush

Hope you guys like this one!

25 Yo mama so hairy that when she was at the zoo someone said, I thought animals were meant to be caged
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