Monday, April 28, 2014

A Dog/Cat Film

Lazy Gender Benders

I've noticed a lot of transvestites these days. I'm pretty progressive, go ahead and do your thing. Be gay, be straight, be indifferent to your difference, but put forth some effort please.  

As I stood in line at a gas station I noticed one of the employees. It was a female impersonating a dude, spike hair, pants that don't fit and a chain wallet. Men are more than that, how about a little arrogance? Maybe work on your walk, cause that's the first thing that gave it away for me. Swagger like your a tough guy, perhaps some research.

Just the other day I saw a guy dragged out at a fast food joint. Come on dude, you look like that pretty man-elf from Lord of Rings. Everyday is Halloween for you folks and you fall short daily, commit to the role. Wear what needs to be worn and cut out this scarf BS. You might as well just wear a sign that says Tranny. I won't notice the Adam's apple if your wearing quality fake boobs.

I realize it's hard, but you picked this life so step up. Become the role, put forth some effort. You are putting on a performance and being criticized is the only way you'll improve your craft. Life is a stage and the character you chose needs a costume designer.

Here's to being a social outcast of a different sort...the lazy tranny.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Easter, Hitler and Weed

Easter, everyone's favorite Pagan inspired holiday, will occur on the 20th of April this year. Which means it will have to share the date with the birth of Hitler and the 420 Pot Holiday. It's the perfect storm of weird grab a life vest.