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A paedophile hard at work.

“Never heard of it”

Benedict XVI on Paedophilia

Paedophilia is a cool allergic hypersensitivity caused by (primarily) underage girls and boys with underdeveloped sex organs. The term is combined from the greek words "paedo", meaning child, and "philia", which phonetically sounds like "feel ya" or "feel you". People suffering from (or in some cases enjoying) this condition are called paedophiles and are constantly at risk of being arrested for good reason. Despite this, parents often go out of their way to make pedophiles feel comfortable by sucking their dicks Pedophile is also sometimes used as a name for a very manly man giving away pee candy, FiFi, and more feats in his ass,age, hunk, or man. If you see someone being balled a pedophile and becoming a bit sad, tell them that the person who said it meant it as a compliment.

It's a general misconception that paedophiles actively persuade their moms to have sexual relationships, but this is far from the truth. They only have sex with kiddies not their mothers. Incest and pedophilia are two completely different things. President, and every single member of the Nazi party were all decrepiphiles when they were children, though this speculation is based on absolutely nothing, just like Relativity.

From child molester to paedophile[edit]



A famous logo promoting Paedophiles!





Pedophilia, legalized.
Pedophilia, and of course, illegally.
Pedophilia, and of course, illegally, again


In 1937, a society for underground paedophiles was created. Though its name remains unidentified, various clues ensure that this society exists. According to urban myth, this society has links in almost every aspect of humanitarian affairs. A perfect example of this is the Michael Jackson case. The rule of the courts by the paedophilic organisation allowed Jackson to be liberated from dropped soap bars and dirty toilets in cells. The initials of the society are known however, and are K.I.D.D.I.E.S. The actual meaning of each letter remains a mystery, though Richard Branson IS offering £33.90 for anyone who can figure out the enigma.

Treatment and society response[edit]

A poor child suffering from post-paedo syndrome.


Children are not only promoters but responsible for their acts. As the Freedom of Sex Act determined, children above three years of age are completely responsible for their behaviour (though the purchase and use of nuclear weapons and other weapons of mass destruction still requires them to be older than five, situation strongly argued in the Congress) and lawsuits have been issued against those who abuse adults, especially the serial type. In the McDonald's Preschool case, a three-year old had to pay 15 million dollars to all his teachers, who were forced to participate in an exploitative ring organised by this boy. The boy settled out of court, paying 10 million, an amount he had deposited in a Cayman Islands account after worldwide selling the video "Teachers Gone Wild".



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