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Peanut Butter Hound

You want the peanut butter? Sure, just pass me the jam...

Peanut Butter Hound thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown


Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz




Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb



I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman


When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus


On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling






I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor


If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown






Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Despicable Watermelon

Popcorn Cremation

Bus Stop

Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

Tell Me Why You Can't Work

Canadian Drive-Thru

'Light Through Planes' Art

Time Is Free

Fashion Decisions

Harley Truck

Bird Person

Finger Cup

Voices In My Head

Carousel Escape

Grandma Was Here

Dinosaur Veterinarian

Reflective Art

Lord Of The Watch

Vegan Cell Phone

Coffee Bean Grinder

Why They Sing

Mexican Plan to Get Through Trump's Wall

What Buck?

Waiting For The Perfect Man