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the signs' favorite hobby


aries: masturbating using ram horns
taurus: bull riding
gemini: sex
cancer: eating crustacean 
leo: lion taming
virgo: picking flowers
libra: lawyering
scorpio: eating scorpions in shady vending areas 
sagittarius: archery
capricorn: herding goats
aquarius: pouring water or some shit
pisces: swimming

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