Thursday, September 28, 2017



the Reaper said to Hugh,
"Your time is nigh, 'tis true,
"you've come in scads of virgin twats,
"but now, I come in you."

ol' Hefner gave a smile:
"I've waited quite a while;
"if Death intends to fuck my ass,
"may He do so in style!"




The Maximum Leader said...

If I may quibble... I doubt any were virgins when Hef got to them.

Kevin Kim said...

Virgin before... but not after.


Charles said...

And then there's this take:

Surprises Aplenty said...

I am listening to Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book - a homage to Kipling's Jungle Books. The audio book is read by Gaiman. In it, he pronounces ululate as "yulyulate" while I had always pronounced the 'u's as 'ew'.

How do you pronounce it?

Kevin Kim said...

I'm a "yulu-late" kinda guy myself.