Chris Christie To Explain Why He Really Didn't Murder His Enemy...This Time


Oh, hey, hurry up and turn on the teeveeright now to catch Chris Christie's big press conference in which he takes full responsibility for blames subordinates for all that George Washington Bridge unpleasantness. And you might also want to take a gander at this New York Times piece about all the nastiness that has happened to people who have gotten in the way of the New Jersey governor. You may be completely astonished to learn that in addition to yelling at people a lot, Christie has a long history of petty revenge against his perceived enemies -- who woulda thought!

Here are some Christie Fun Times, for example!



And then he sicced 120 dogs on Codey's ex-girlfriend, and everybody in her band. Nothing personal, it's just politics. You understand.

And then there's the completely reasonable treatment of State Senator Sean T. Kean, a Republican who had the temerity to criticize Christie's handling of a blizzard in in 2010. Kean's completely outrageous, over the top attack on Christie was to say that the "one mistake" that the governor (and the state Senate president) made was in not calling sooner for a state of emergency, which could have kept more people from driving during the storm.



So with a record like that, it pretty much stands to reason that Christie learned his lesson about overreacting and would never ever dream of closing a major transportation artery to punish a Democratic mayor who failed to endorse him for an election that was already in the bag. For heaven's sake, if he'd done that, it would almost look like a pattern or something.

Yr Wonkette will follow up Gov. Christie's news conference, also too! Remember, take a drink whenever you hear network commentators say "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! It's burning, bursting into flames and it's -- and it's falling... Oh, the humanity!"


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