U is For Unsound Advice

A to Z Challenge

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Woo-hoo, what a ride!"  (Anon)

I AGREE with the above so I am taking the advice of a Chinese internet doctor (let the word "internet" warn you that it might not be totally kosher… I don't want to be responsible for anyone's early death!).


On alcohol:  There is no need to reduce alcohol consumption. Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!


On sit-ups: When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.


On swimming:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Getting in shape: Hey!  'Round' is shape!

That sounds like a diet and exercise regime I can cope with!

I have another blog in the A to Z Challege called That's Purrfect.


  1. Looks like excellent advice to me. ;-)

  2. I agree, it seems like fine advice. In fact, I had veggies for dinner last night. Well, potatoes. Well, fermented potatoes. Okay, vodka. I had vodka, but that's a vegetable, right? ;)

  3. This is advice that I can definitely relate to.

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  4. Shame I read this after eating a plate of veg and wholewheat pasta. I'll make up for it with a glass of wine now.

  5. I think that's excellent advice.