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Teacher: "What is the value of Pi?" Student: "Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99."

tags: communication, money, puns, school
+1-159.56 % / 75 votes.

Why is a doctor always calm? Because it has a lot of patients.

tags: attitude, doctor, puns
+1-159.55 % / 120 votes.


tags: IT, New Year, puns, time
+1-159.43 % / 69 votes.

Heard about the pilot who decided to cook whilst flying? It was a recipe for disaster.

tags: food, puns, travel, work
+1-159.36 % / 66 votes.

Just saw a heavyset man carrying loads of weapons, even had one hanging out of his backside... it was big arse 'n' all.

tags: men, puns
+1-159.36 % / 66 votes.

I could make jokes about fences, but they are offencive.

tags: communication, puns
+1-159.30 % / 63 votes.


tags: communication, puns, work
+1-159.30 % / 63 votes.


tags: puns, sex, work
+1-159.30 % / 63 votes.


tags: puns, sport, women
+1-159.30 % / 63 votes.


tags: attitude, puns, sarcastic
+1-159.24 % / 27 votes.