Log in

No account? Create an account
The Book of the Celestial Cow

> Recent Entries
> Archive
> Friends
> Profile
> My Website

July 3rd, 2005

Previous Entry Share Next Entry
02:48 pm - Say What?
All right, it's Sunday. Let's play a game. Not the screencap game, since that's way too much trouble for me. Instead, you are going to identify lines from television shows. Name the show and the character who said it. For at least one, the line may have simply been text on the screen. No television show will be used more than once. If you figure out a few, you may get some hints for the others. The person who gets the most right (no cheating!) wins...nothing. Unless you have some deep desire for me to write about something, then maybe I'll humor your request. I'm too lazy to screen comments, so you're on your honor, guys. I won't strike out the ones that have been guessed: just try them all without looking first. Then feel free to keep trying if no one else has commented with the right answer. Or even if they have. Everyone have fun! There are no losers here! Only winners...who haven't won...yet.

1. "Me? Well, let me tell you something about normal people like me. They just wish they were special, like you."

2. "That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?"

3. "Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords."

4. "But you're well proportioned, that counts for something."

5. "This is where I felt it the first time: the universe was cocking the Fuck-With-Me Gun."

6. "Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing, and you, Van Statten, you've let it loose!"

7. "You found me broken."

8. "'What? I can't hear you. Hold on, let me put the phone up to my bionic ear. There, that's better. WAIT, not so LOUD! I have bionic hearing.'"

9. "That is chocolate-covered death."

10. "Pancakes are cake. Pancakes are for breakfast."

11. "I'm sorry. I don’t get references before 1990."

12. "Quickest way to find the needle? Burn the haystack."


14. "God of commerce, wrestling, gymnastics, thieving, good luck, sleep, wealth, and dreams."

15. "Safe? What's safer than a morgue?"

16. "Me and Ashley don't mix. We're like oil and...Satan."

17. "What is it with you girls and your girly-girl drama?"

18. "There's like six Law and Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them?"

19. "I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."

20. "Lesson #3: No theoretical questions about meteorological anomalies"
Current Mood: lazylazy
Current Music: Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have

(115 memoirs | Describe me as "inscrutable")


[User Picture]
Date:July 3rd, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
Bill? That can't be right can it?
[User Picture]
Date:July 3rd, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
That's totally right. He dresses up as the Bionic Woman for Halloween. It's hilarious.
[User Picture]
Date:July 3rd, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
hehe! I remember now... I was picturing him saying something about Bionic Woman which is why I was confused - thinking maybe someone was saying it in reponse to him.

> Go to Top