Well, I've Never...!!

I've done a lot of things in my hay day. That was the one day when I restocked hay barrels on a farm. But, as we all know, after you restock hay, you wake up from the dream you are having. It was then that I realized that there are so many more things that I've never had the chance to do. So, here's a list, which is by no means exhaustive:

1. made an exhaustive list
2. jumped out of a plane while drinking a sprite zero
3. eaten a bag of Doritos underwater
4. misspelled organism as orgasm
5. bought stock in Blockbuster
6. gotten back to together with Taylor Swift. Like ever.
7. wrestled with the idea of becoming a wrestler
8. read a book backwards: koob a
9. seen the movie Battleship
10. bought an eye-patch and wore it to the mall

Now, grab hold of your future and take its lunch money.