– Dude. Hey, you going to Ray’s party?
Yeah, I’m going. You know,
Amy’s gonna be there. Yeah, I know. Things have been
real good with her, man. Tonight could be the night.
Could be. Dude, are you okay? Not really, dude.
What’s wrong? You get the hottest girl
at a party with no parents. You’re definitely gonna hit that
for sure tonight, man. You’re gonna lose
that v for good! [slams]
My penis is white. Excuse me? I have a white penis.
What? But you’re black. Nuh-uh. I’m bi-racial. All the white went straight
to my penis. That–what–what,
you mean, like, the color? Oh.
Yeah. But wait, dude. I mean, how bad could it be?
It’s bad. How bad?
It’s like a snickers. Regular or fun size? Which one do you get
at halloween? Fun size.
That’s the one. [Bleep]
I know. What am I gonna do?
I mean, I… How am I gonna hit it with amy
with my little white penis? Everyone’s gonna find out
and I’m never gonna hear the end of it. Dude, dude, dude.
Amy’s white. She’s not gonna care.
Really? Yeah. She’s white.
Yeah. Yeah.
I guess you’re right. I mean, she’s probably not even
gonna know the difference. Nah, man. White girl, white penis.
You’re all good. [bell rings] Hey, there he is.
How’d it go last night? Don’t wanna talk about it.
Well, what happened? Black vagina.


Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Biracial Penis – Key & Peele”

  1. As a white guy with a big dick, this has me dying. Never let them know the truth. Let em keep on believing. Just means they get a big surprise later on.

  2. Hey you White Trash bastards your girlfriends and wives want be with you very much longer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  3. John Smith you are so right I agree with you completely. Disregard the rest of my comment. says:

    Absolutely perfect ending.
    Turned it from something racist into art

  4. If someone says "Black women are angry" that would be classified as racist. If so, why isn't "White men have small penises" received as racist?

  5. So Your Telling Me That A Black Dude Has A White Penis And A White Girl Has A Black Vagina? thats Some Crazy Alien Shit Right There

  6. Alright it was a joke people im white and I laughed us they made fun of blacks to at the end so it’s not like there targeting there just making jokes

  7. We can compare dicks and see who’s packing what when you’re ready to back up the smack talk. You guys are amazing, why do you have to be racist sometimes man?

  8. She's white is exactly why it matters. I also get the black vag disappointment, sometimes they're to dark.

  9. Be thankful you’re not Asian lol. It’s funny because the man with the recorded largest schlong is White.

  10. I'm biracial I got a black sized dick. But that's the joke. You can't know a man's size based on race. But mine is pretty huge.

  11. Buddy: How did it go with Amy?
    Dude: Black Vagina
    Buddy: What?
    Slams locker, cocks gun
    Dude: BLACK VAGINA!!!

  12. I would love to be around a bunch of white guys and white girls during this episode and look at their faces 😁😂😁😂👀👀😂😂👍🏾🥒🍆🥒🍆🥒🍆🌭🌭

  13. Flippin heck guys! LOL!
    From "documents" available online you can easily realise that blonde women vaginas are the top! LOL 😂 😎

  14. Well hey I mean atleast you didn't go straight down to Asian list goes

  15. ooohh i thoughht it said biracial pens didnt understand but sounded funny click the vid anddd emedient regret my day is ruined


    Amy just likes black guys so she’s stereotypical! She expected him to be larger BECAUSE HES BLACK!

    Dur Dur Dur! Learn something new every mf day.

  17. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3:16

  18. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the white folks for having a great sense of humor and not getting offended by a comedy skit.

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