28. Drive a “Boat”

monte_carlo_carIf being ecologically friendly is cool (which it is), how can it be that being the opposite of ecologically friendly, like driving a massive car from the 70’s or 80’s is also cool?  Ah, the mysteries of life.

Terrible on gas and impossible to parallel park.  The iron beast with the exotic name: Impala, Cordoba, Grand Marquis.  You can usually find one for pretty cheap in the Buy and Sell or from your grandpa.

Offer  your friend a ride and watch the huge smile crease his face as you walk through the parking lot towards your Monte Carlo .  Secretly we all want to feel like we’re in a 70’s cop show when we drive.


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