This meme is like nits

This meme is like nits - you'll do your utmost best to avoid getting it but receipt is inevitable over and over and over again...

Gee, thanks for tagging me, Simone.  How will I ever repay you?
*looks up hitmen on*

Just look at that work of art grotesque monstrosity.  Could a blog badge actually look any worse?  Well, apart from the dancing kitten (*vomit*)  actually, I think it could - it could be flashing yellow and blue on a red background so I thank God for small mercies.  On the other hand, feel free to hunt down Jill who created the badge and the meme in the first place!

As with all memes there are the bloody "rules".  Yeah, I'm yawning too but I think you get a Chinese burn or an ear-flick if you don't comply.


It's displayed but you've probably scrolled past it by now.  Think yourself lucky, or go back to the top to check.  Either way, it's burnt onto my retinas now and I know for a fact that you can't un-see things.


  • I was given a jail sentence for my fraud conviction
  • I was in the same nightclub on the night that Steven Gerrard allegedly assaulted the DJ
  • I can juggle with five balls
  • I have danced with Flava (the poor mans "Diversity")
  • I broke the British record for the Womens 100m sprint whilst at high school

So, which one is true?  You can guess in the comments section.  Or not.  I'm not really arsed.


This is where the whole blogging community winces and sucks air in through their teeth.  No fucker wants this.  The lucky recipients are the people in my Google Reader who have the most unread posts because I can't be arsed reading their drivel am so behind with my reading (so shoot me!):
Emma at Me, The Man & The Baby
Pippa at A Mother's Ramblings
Marylin at Soft Thistle
Becki at Pelvis, Interrupted
Sarah at Bliss Bubbley


Yeah, yeah, warrevah *flicks the V's*


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