In honour of Fathers Day, we have compiled a list of our top 10 favourite dad jokes. If you aren't familiar with the concept of a dad joke (first of all, where have you been?!) we should probably explain ourselves a little. You know those sentences that your dad says, then laughs at and you are just left confused and worried that he's slowly going as red as a lobster? Yep, they're dad jokes. We're so confident that our dad jokes are terrible, that we've balanced it out with some epic t-shirt designs that will make great gifts... and maybe even teach him a decent joke or two... 


1. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease.

Abs Are Great, But Have You Tried Chips?


2. The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

Don Trumps T-Shirt


3. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know."

Just For The Record, I Came First T-Shirt


4. "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me…

Warning I'm Not Listening T-Shirt



Come To The Nerd Side. We Have Pi T-Shirt


6. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

My Invisibility Cloak Must Be Broken T-Shirt


7. I invented a new word today... plagiarism.

Plagiarism Made Easy T-Shirt


8. I don’t play football because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for the kicks.

Football Boots T-Shirt


9. I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

I'm Retired (I'll See You In The Pub) T-Shirt


10. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY

To Err Is Human, To Arr is Pirate T-Shirt