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[–]daddioz 1475 points1476 points  (30 children)


So one day my mom and I went to visit him and my aunt at his house, and there's this girl there, I think she was a year older than me, so about 15. My mom and I are like, "who's this girl?" and my uncle is like, "well...I just found out a few days ago that I have a daughter, so...I guess this is your cousin!"

Turns out that before my uncle and aunt got married, my uncle had a pretty wild bachelor party in which a prostitute was hired...one thing led to another, and my cousin appears 15 years later to find her father.

She was so sweet, and my uncle was actually really good about the whole situation...he even started paying child support to my cousins mom, his idea. My aunt was also very forgiving. I've never met my cousins mom.

[–]dorothydunnit 572 points573 points  (7 children)

That had a surprisingly wholesome ending.

[–]Xursh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For a change of pace might i add, these threads have been quite dark

[–]byorderofthe 46 points47 points  (5 children)

How is this wholesome? He had sex the night before he got married. He cheated.

[–]DothrakiButtBoy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

True but when they said he had a girl at his apartment who was 15, considering how dark this thread is, l suspected much worse.

[–]nas690 55 points56 points  (0 children)

For this Reddit thread, it’s wholesome

[–]firenest 20 points21 points  (0 children)

On Reddit, anything at all that makes readers feel happy = "wholesome".

[–]intoxicated_potato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like this was 15 or more years ago. What good will it do anyone of people start accusing each other for their actions. The adult response is to just accept this is reality and move on.

[–]xX_BioRaptor_Xx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ummm? Do you know how many people do this? It is something a lot of people do at bachelor parties. Some don’t, but a lot do. How do we know the mother didn’t have a similar bachelorette party? Plus, the aunt forgave him. Doesn’t make up for what he did, but she still forgave him. It’s pretty wholesome. I do see where you’re opinion comes from, and I respect it.

[–]Redneckalligator 31 points32 points  (2 children)

That sounded like it was going to end so much worse

[–]xeothought 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah I was expecting a dog fighting ring... at the least

[–]Dontyouclimbtrees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cock fighting is where the real fun is at.

[–]Raven3131 79 points80 points  (7 children)

Um....he fucked the stripper right before he got married. He cheated on his fiancé. Unprotected sex it seems too as it resulted in a child. Could have given any kind of disease to his new wife. Not a wholesome story at all!!

[–]byorderofthe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]xool420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya I’d be really upset if my significant other cheated on me at her bachelorette party

[–]memberino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So many bad things COULD have happened.

[–]dukecadoc -1 points0 points  (1 child)

All's well that end's well. That was 15 years ago.

[–]daddioz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it was really about 35 years ago, i only met my cousin when we were 15.

[–]xool420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kinda stresses me out because if my significant other cheated on me at a bachelorette party I would not be happy

[–]138_hail_yourself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude !!!!I JUST posted in this thread about my uncle and his shady as fuck army story... the same uncle from that story literally showed up to a family function with his kids (my cousins) and some random like 13 year old girl, who he nonchalantly explained was his kid from some women who he cheated on my aunt with. Just like... oh yeah, I led a double life when I was a trucker and here's your cousin who you've never met.

[–]ClaymoreC4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Finally a nice wholesome story

[–]nightwing2000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm assuming a DNA test was somehow involved in this? Otherwise she better look like his identical twin (except no bald head)

[–]daddioz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, they looked exactly alike. My mom told me they did do a dna test.

[–]jepalme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad it did not break up your uncle and aunt.

[–]burrito_poots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“... outside of business hours”

[–]762Rifleman -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That's crazy and also sweet.

[–]SachiFaker -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

I guess your uncle is a really nice guy... If he knew earlier, he probably would've done the same to support your cousin.

[–]HotSauceHigh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He fucked a hooker at his own bachelor party. You're right, real class act.