I know! What day is it? April 13? Damn, I woke up right after the last day of the NBA regular season!

That’s kind of a weird first thing to be worried about after being unconscious for six months. Don’t you want to know how your family is doing?

No, tell me about the season. What happened? Was it any good?

Hold on. OK, just sent a text to your mom explaining you’re fine because that’s something I should be responsible for. But yeah, basketball was awesome.



