Me: Ye kya hai? 

Mess wala: Tumlog ka Khana..

Me: Ye insaano ke khane layak nahi hai.. 

Mess wala: Insaano ke liye bana bhi nahi hai..

Only two brightness settings for the night:

- Arey kya likha hai yeh kuch dikh nahi rha!!

- Arey BC aankhein phoot gayi meri!!!

Santa: My neighbour loves the music I play.
Banta: What makes you think so?
Santa : Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!.............................................best jokes status collection

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage?
The husband remains silent...
Wife: What is the meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait. Let me count!

When people write on my simplicity on women’s day???????? “Achchi Soorat ko sanwarne ki zaroorat kya hai, Saadgi bhi to qayamat ki Ada hoti hai.” ????........................jokes collection in english

Teacher: Chinto Se Past Aur Future Tense Ki Koi Paribhasa De Kar Batao

Chinto: Ek Khub Surat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Buddhe Past Tense Main Aur

Ladke Future Tense Main Chale Jaate Hai !!!

Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!....................jokes collection in hindi

Wife: How much do u love me...???

Husband: 78.125%

Wife: Why not 100%...??



Husband: 28 % GST on luxurious items...!!

Ek dost ne poochha, "kya hai, parivartan ki paribhaasha...?"

Gaalib: "Jo kabhi baadalon ki garaj se dar kar, lipat jaati thi mujhase; 

Aaj voh khud baadalon se bhi jyaada garajati hai." :0

My eyes during an exam: (<_<) (>_>) (<_<) (>_>)
Teacher walks by me: (v_v)
Teacher Walks Away: (<_<) (>_>).......................best jokes status collection

Ladaki: Hello main kavita bol rahi hoon...!!!

Ladaka: Haan bolo, main taalee bajaoonga..

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!!.........very very funny status on anniversary

Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview?
Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl.
Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid?
Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?
Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask?
Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!........................best jokes status collection

Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have?
Pappu: A new iPhone for me!

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara...!!!

Pappu: - Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mujhe mara 
ya majaaq main...!!!

Girl: - Gussey se

Pappu: - Aacha..... Warna main aisa majaaq 
bardast nahi karta......!!!!

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