
   rat race, You are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

If you don't work enough, you are a good-for-nothing bum.

   your ass and find something better.

If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form in frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.

If you are totally beat after a hard day's work, you don't give a shit 
   about other people's needs.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

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