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Chase Utley
Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.
Jason Kelce
You were a relatively unknown actor before winning the role of 'Fat Mac' in season 7. Then, you went on to win the Super Bowl! Not bad, not bad at all. Some people say that Rob McElhenney himself played Fat Mac, but this is simply not true. Don't believe us? Check out the proof right here.
Bryce Harper
Just like Mac's friendship with Chase Utley, his friendship with you will be a real "grand slam!"
Charlie Manuel
According to Mac, you're the Beatles of Philly baseball. And he's not wrong!
Carson Wentz
Through you, all things are possible. So jot that down.