An old farmer in Kansas Farmer         had owned a large farm for
several years. He
had a large pondFishing in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables,Horseshoes horseshoe courts,
 and some appleApple and peach trees. The pond was
 properly shaped and fixed
 up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
 pond, as he hadn't
 a five gallon
 bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
 laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
 women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
 and they all went to
 the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
 out until you
 here to watch you ladies
 Holding the bucket up he
 said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."