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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

tags: puns, rude
+1-179.36 % / 1735 votes.

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

tags: people, stupid
+1-179.36 % / 194 votes.


tags: family, insults
+1-179.33 % / 2656 votes.

I'm not sure if I lost my camo pants or if they're just doing a really good job.

tags: beauty, sarcastic, success, work
+1-179.28 % / 31 votes.


tags: age, sarcastic, ugly
+1-179.23 % / 755 votes.


tags: animal, marriage, puns
+1-179.22 % / 930 votes.

If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

tags: school
+1-179.20 % / 38 votes.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

tags: animal, puns
+1-179.20 % / 38 votes.

It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn.

tags: drug, friendship, sarcastic
+1-179.19 % / 170 votes.

It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative.

tags: attitude, life, sarcastic
+1-179.19 % / 153 votes.