Men and Women Compared



When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20 even though its only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need because its on sale.

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical womans bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


Women love cats. Men say they love cats but when women arent looking, men kick cats.



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change and she does.




Any married man should forget his mistakes. Theres no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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