The Driving Snail

onceupunatimepurpleOnce upon a time, there was a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.

So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted ‘240-S’.

The dealer asks, “Why ‘S’?”

The snail replies, “‘S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who’s driving.”

Well, the dealer doesn’t want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.


And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they’d say “Wow! Look at that S-car go!”

3 responses to “The Driving Snail

  1. …. and now you’re dragging French into the mire …… shame on you Archie …..


  2. Why did I not see that one coming? Am I getting blind in my old age?


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