Megan Rapinoe is no Gabby Douglas, am I right?

Here's video of Abby Wambach opening the scoring in the USA-New Zealand game, followed by Rapinoe and Co. doing some elementary school-level cartwheel/barrel rolls.

Lauren Cheney almost redeems it with a successful front-flip, but the cartwheels are just rough.

Great at soccer, not so great as gymnastics: