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#27 - Oh my god reminds me of a story: >be high/drunk as … 11/23/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#98 - Saw this on NCSU yikyak... where you at, neededllama?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on College YikYak 0
User avatar #104 - neededllama (10/28/2014) [-]
I just found it on tumblr, bruh.
#19 - Lol cigarettes. Hookah master race reporting in.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Smoking ad 0
User avatar #21 - crutos (09/07/2014) [-]
lol cigarettes and hookah

electronic vaping device master race
#24 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
You are one of the biggest fucking douchebags of all douchebaggery, sitting atop the douchebag throne with your crown of douches cradled atop your douchebag, douche covered head.

Ya douche.
User avatar #25 - crutos (09/07/2014) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #20 - thetom (09/07/2014) [-]
I know you end up doing it far less often. but hookah is so much worse for you.
#181 - from what I've read, most people who use it medically either u…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on 420 marijuanas fell on him +1
User avatar #199 - infinitereaper (09/06/2014) [-]
the brownies sound excellent
#67 - I would have enjoyed it way more if they just rolled over … 09/03/2014 on No Game, No Life 0
#9 - The US kicked the VC's ass up and down the jungle. The only re…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +162
User avatar #121 - syndromes (09/02/2014) [-]
Lol no, that's the excuse they used to pull out and not be shamed since nobody would be able to believe the great US army actually lost a war, god forbid. It was the protests AND they got their asses kicked. US soldiers death toll was way WAY higher than the VC death toll.
#68 - trailmix (09/02/2014) [-]
You could win every battle but lose the war.
User avatar #54 - popkornking (09/01/2014) [-]
It was also impossible to hold the vast majority of vietnamese territory without burning it all down, as soon as the American troops passed through a patch of jungle the VC would just move back in. In terms of body count you could say the US won, but it was an ideological war and the US lost in the fact that Vietnam became communist.
User avatar #41 - warburg (09/01/2014) [-]
I think it depends on how you view it. Sure, the US army killed a lot more of the Viet Cong than the other way around but the VC were capable of replenishing the losses while the US army for a variety of reasons, mostly political and societal, weren't. Because of this, the US army lost the war of attrition even though the had fewer casualties in almost every single engagement.
Now the US could have continued the war in Vietnam indefinitely and maybe even won, with significant sacrifices both in terms of resources and people, but it's unlikely that the VC were ever going to give up because they were supplied by the Chinese government that also wasn't going to back down any time soon.
#100 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [-]
Well, they were shooting down farmers with pitchforks and crude rifles, what do you expect?
#84 - bann (09/02/2014) [-]
It was a war that the people didn't want in the end, and that's what ended it. Not such a big deal now because there's no draft so people don't take as much an interest unless they know someone deployed.

In another light though, if you look at Vietnam as a section of the cold war, which ultimately pitted the USSR against the US and allies for political dominance, one could say that the US won the war.
User avatar #31 - commontroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Fucking hippies man...
#21 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
Then the NVA beat the shit outta you...

Nice to see propaganda working in the land of the free
#43 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
nice citation, anon.
#19 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, cause we all know that murica does what anybody says to do...
User avatar #13 - nigalthornberry (09/01/2014) [-]
True we killed over 2mil VC
#10 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
I've talked to plenty of vietnam vets, the general consensus is that we were getting fucked hard, and it was a godsend that Nixon pulled our ass out.
User avatar #35 - kilotech (09/01/2014) [-]
everyone gets fucked in war the question is who gets fucked more
#47 - kez (09/01/2014) [-]
and the answer was america.

You got dominated cos you couldnt fight or live or travel through the jungle like the natives could.
#75 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [-]
It's more like the U.S. wasn't allowed to. They literally had to play defensive the entire "war", never allowed to move too far North to deal with the root of the problem.
#129 - kez (09/02/2014) [-]
holy shit. This USA propaganda
User avatar #66 - kilotech (09/02/2014) [-]
you realize the war didn't hurt our country much at all? they got fucked 9 ways from sunday while we got some pissed off hippies
User avatar #11 - combatplatypus (09/01/2014) [-]
It's not that it was fun to be there, it's that it was even less fun to be there as VC or NVA than as the US.
#188 - This ******* been playing too much Scrabble 08/29/2014 on from our hats to our feet 0
#18 - I think the fourth (and final) book of Korra will involve her …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on But it's true +6
#19 - secretlywheatbread (08/27/2014) [-]
It's totally plausible, it would make it the "Legend" of Korra, and it would wrap up the series as a whole.
But it would make a lot of fans upset, and it would mean no Earth Avatar or Fire Avatar and I'm not willing to accept that yet
User avatar #29 - bubblypickles (08/28/2014) [-]
They could still feature an Earth or Fire Avatar in a prequel though and if not they could still would probably use a Fire or Earth lead even if they are not the Avatar.
User avatar #21 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
an earth avatar..jesus christ I never even thought of it...ooooooh I wonder if when Korra dies, the next avatar will be evil, or just couldn't give two shits and abuses his/her powers
User avatar #23 - secretlywheatbread (08/27/2014) [-]
#46 - our chocolate has fifty kabillion grams of sugar in it. What t… 08/14/2014 on A visit to the UK +1
#35 - nah the holocaust never really happened 03/24/2014 on REMOVE JUDE FROM PREMISES +29
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