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Caption competition

It's time again for the Magazine caption competition.

What's being said as the green ogre gets his girl - model and TV presenter Melinda Messenger - at the London premiere of Shrek 2?

6. Tim Sheppard, England
"OK, Cilla, I'm going to go for ...mystery man number 3."

5. Robseybaby, England
Typical. You wait all week and then two publicity-seeking monsters come along...

4. Jon, UK
Melinda regretted her new career move as a ventriloquist.

3. Paul Nettleship, Guernsey
Rooney scores again!

2. Alison H, UK
A spell in LA had worked wonders for Donkey.

1. Clive Burdall, UK
Melinda: "The ad was supposed to say '...seeks a bit of a goer...'"

Previous winners are available on the Magazine index.


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