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User avatar #29 - toxickooties (04/23/2013) [-]
Okay, for you gentlemen (Girls will benefit from this too) I know it may be way beyond some of you guys you to ever consider doing this BUT. . . I would suggest investing in baby wipes, YES baby wipes. (As a girl) I love using baby wipes once in a while because I just feel cleaner and fresher after wards, and they clean up better than TP. (For the ladies, you're supposed to clean up after sex to avoid a UTI, wipes help if you're not down for a shower after sex. Trust me, I loved it.. SO convenient)

ALSO, baby wipes help clean up and ease the 'burning' sensation after having an episode of diarrhea (TRUST ME)

If you don't want to be embarrassed of having baby wipes in your bathroom get the boxed kind and just spray paint the box or something. If not, just don't give a **** what people think and when some one asks, just tell them they feel better than TP... cause they do.
User avatar #55 to #29 - meanmanmetro (04/24/2013) [-]
Shutup, Meg.
#48 to #29 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
I've known women who have used baby wipes and they've spoken to their doctors about it. They were all told that using baby wipes could cause an imbalance to the ph in a woman's vagina which could lead to yeast infections, Bacterial Vaginosis, and Vaginal odor. No one likes a fishy cooch.
User avatar #78 to #48 - toxickooties (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, I don't use them every single time I use the restroom. It's every other day or just when I feel like using one or remember I had them. I've been doing this for over a year and have had absolutely no problems with it, kind of why I keep doing it.

But that's only a problem for woman, men can still use them. I would highly suggest it, keep your **** fresh... no one likes smelly balls or ass in this matter.
#122 to #78 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
"Keep your **** fresh." And in this context you mean that literally, don't you..?
User avatar #30 to #29 - ezmack (04/23/2013) [-]
Let me help translate

UTI= UrinaryTrack infections
TP= Tiny Penis
SO= Solo (As in masterbation)
TRUST ME= Totally Raping You Saturday. Tomorrow, Maybe Even..
User avatar #34 to #30 - ezmack (04/23/2013) [-]
But no, the first is true. Promise.....

"And there goes EzMack, spouting one truth and several lies to discredit himself afterwards."
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