The De-Gaying Of SupermanPerhaps sensing that Superman Returns director Bryan Singer's suspiciously qualified declaration that the Man of Steel "is probably the most heterosexual character in any movie I've ever made" will be seen as nothing more than evidence that the tension between Cyclops and Wolverine is rooted in an awkward, identity-scrambling sexual experience at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters that both confused mutants would like to forget, Warner Bros. is taking further steps aimed at the public de-gaying of their $260 million box office hero. The results of their latest attempt to dispel the chatter are mixed at best, however. While we we're told that this cardboard standee spotted by an operative at the CineVegas film festival this weekend is meant to depict a hard-partying Superman using his freeze-breath to chill some very hetero brewskis for his frat brothers, removing the cases of beer gives the sense that the balletically lunging hero is selflessly trying to use the icy blast to cool off the overheated, possibly man-seeking loins that have made his studio so nervous.