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2 definitions by Troutpotato

A physically attractive, yet totally sleazy and obviously used-up, stripper; at any gentleman's club or stripper bar.

A Stripperella usually has a child or several children at home, with various fathers and no other source of income except for food stamps. They may look like they could have, at one time, been hot but time, and childbirth, has taken a toll. Also, they never seem to get any child support from the alleged "Baby Daddies". This is one of the excuses that a Stripperella uses for stripping. College is also sighted as a reason. More commonly, they don't receive child support because they can't find the father of their child. But usually, it's because they are engulfed in continuing battles with hard drugs, which are only made worse by their ability to make quick money by stripping.

Beware the Stripperella for she is more than likely infected with a disease or will latch onto you, after you try picking her up at the strip club, and steal your money in your sleep. They will go home with you, even if they have a boyfriend/husband at home, watching their child. A Stripperella has no conscience. A Stripperella is a life-sucking BITCH.

Drunk Guy #1: Wow, man. The girls down here at the strip club are lookin' pretty hot tonight!!!

Drunk Guy #2: Not that one, over in the corner, dude. She's a fuckin' Stripperella.

Stupid Teen Girl: I totally look, like, H-O-T-T in this dress, don't I???

Smart Teen Boy: No, you look like Stripperella....
by Troutpotato December 19, 2008
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Man #1: Did you see the sun rise today?

Man #2: I did.


by Troutpotato December 09, 2008
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