Lewis McKirdy
Lewis McKirdy
presents LUNCH
Mon-Fri, 12pm
Scientific Name
Lewis Magnus McDirtythingonhisupperlip

Spends most of his existence in an enclosure called 'Todd's Room' slaying noobs at online gaming. He will try and make up for his geek steeze by cold lamping with flavour. This is a fundamental form of loitering, and is mostly done at beaches and dance floors but sitting still in his chair is preferable. Is often seen buying musical instruments on the norm without a clue of how to play them. He Frequents an R'n'B night club solely due to geographical convenience.

Food Groups
Being the grub that he is, he'll often eat anything but throw some 90's NYC hip hop his way and you may catch him cut some serious rug, which isn't eating but is astonishing none the less.

Evolutionary Influences
Beastie Boys, De La Soul, Tribe, Black Sheep, P.U.T.S, Elton John, Bill Withers (similar vocal range for kareoke), The Sprinkles, whatever Daniel Dumile's guise is, RATM, J Dilla, Madlib, Charizma and Peanut Butter Wolf, everything else coming out of Stones Throw, The Cure, Grum, Miles, Christopher Walken, Daft Punk, some guy who put his wallet in his letter box when he lost it, Rodriguez, Nella, Louis Theroux, total mega babes, James Taylor, dicing 1's and 2's, platters that matter, wheels of steel, Bob Dylan, James Brown, Nina Simone, L.A Carnival and heaps of funk that'll keep him funkin' on up to heaven.

Distinguishing Features
Mostly barefoot, this biclops like creature sports unflattering short shorts if anything at all and is often subject to a lousy haircut.

Jocks, the word 'party' as a verb.
Killing this mornings sesh zan cheers for the tunes!