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My high-waisted bikini is making me feel worse about my shape and I want to set it on fire. Or at least angrily return it.
I gave up on therapy over a decade ago because I apparently bore psychologists to sleep with my problems.

Apr 12, 2013 at 9:00am | 260 comments

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I’ve been seeking self-esteem, affection, and some semblance of a family structure through a polyamorous lifestyle.
There seems to be something about the way brains are organized that puts the handy mental thesaurus on the same shelf as the box of self-doubt you reach for when you have to top the bowl of "why did I think writing for a living was a good idea?" that you're having for dinner.
I don't always snore, I'm told, but when I do, I sound like I'm trying to dislodge a sock from my deep within my lungs over AM radio.
You guys told me to wear less makeup. I tried it, and you were totally right. How else can you run my life?
I wish my husband and I could like and hate all the same things, or at least that he would shut about it.