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aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
by What May 10, 2004
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noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.

2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.

3. stress release

4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched
Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.

When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.
by SpLaShy April 14, 2005
187 128
A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.
Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made?
Josh - I just let out a fart in F# major.
Jennifer - I want to do it!
Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale.
Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.
by Kadaken July 18, 2005
264 208
A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like "pass gas", "fluff a bunny", or "toot".
"Oh my God, Steve's farts are so bad that the walls are shaking and there's a big green cloud in the living room!"
by KareBear87 August 29, 2005
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by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk November 18, 2004
96 69
A small explosion between the legs.
I farted on my cat and she died...
by Mushroombunny666 January 17, 2005
169 144
a nuke between the ass cheeks
uh-oh noel is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 04, 2005
110 88
funniest things ever
by shub shub October 28, 2003
193 171