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Kou-Jong - The Beginner's Guide

All you have to do to play this game is clear the board by matching up all of the tiles. The tiles must be removed in identical pairs...

by scubapunk1993
Gallery Spotlight: A Step-to-Step Guide

Choose something that you like. Otherwise, you might get impatient and decide to give up halfway.

by pokemon_lunatic
Why the Deserted Fairground is Deserted

Have you ever seriously wondered why the Deserted Fairground is deserted? Have you ever wondered what that *something* was that drove everyone away?

by 124456789xxzc
The Most Famous Beards in Neopia

I have compiled a list of the most famous beards ever to grace Neopia with their presence, and just how they changed Neopian history.

Yes, I am obsessive.

by iamskot

First Impressions: Are They Always Best?

Even more disturbing than that - things that HAVE evil intentions that are well masqueraded by a veil of sweetness and light.

by kate6296
Anti, Minion, or Neutral?

Ever since Doctor Sloth's spaceship first landed on Neopia hundreds of years ago, Neopians have been either following or fighting him. So what is the right path for you?

by azellica
Raising Your Toddlers

So you've just become the proud owner of your very own Baby Neopet. You find yourself lost for words. So... now what?

by mysterioustd
Everything about Glaring Eye Wraps!

So many people consider a Glaring Eye Wrap some nasty food, but this explains it all!

by x_frootloops
The Band For You: A Guide to the Bands of Neopia

Here I will give you a small critique of each band, which will hopefully steer you in the right direction of picking a band to see. Never again will you have to face that annoying yet nagging question: Will I even like this band?

by ginelga
How to Make the Perfect Neohome

Do you always think a Neohome is too expensive or just plain hard to make? Well, I have some great and easy steps that you can follow to make your dream Neohome!

by coolkid5852
The Tax Beast Truth

The Tax Beast - what do we really know about him? Where does he live? What is he? Why does he- for lack of better word- tax?

by happyorangehorse
22 Ways to Collect Usukis and Keep Your Reputation

Come on, admit it. You've got a growing collection of Usuki Dolls in your Safety Deposit Box, but you don't want people going around saying you're soft.

by lucretia292
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"The Terrors of a Neohome" by mystify8888
"Uh, I think it's where the bathroom used to be, no, wait, that's the living room! Hang on," I said, and scratched my head. The construction workers had told me that they had to move the door to... I took out the detailed map. It was so detailed, in fact, that it was near impossible to read...

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"Kidnapped!?" he spluttered. "When? Why? By whom? Where is she? Is she all right?"

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Hannah and the Pirate Boy: Curse of the Medallion - Part Six
"I don't care what you do to me, Scarblade!" Garin spat. "I'm leaving your stinking crew!"

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My Best Friend The Brain Tree
Don't tell me you hadn't thought of that until right now.

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What Were You Thinking...

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