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Is that some sort of police? by Drake69in pics

[–]AliasUndercover 613 points614 points

That's why they get paid. Not for standing around looking hot, for acting like they don't want to kill every guy who says that.

Mean Ol' Dorothy by Grnslvin talesfromtechsupport

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point

People like this are the only reason I have ever wanted to own a company. I'd hire nothing but mean old ladies and when they started acting up, I'd tell them to shut up.


Oklahoma is known for being accepting, obviously. by sobecreationin facepalm

[–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points

Ha. My wife's family has live in Oklahoma since before there was one. Her great-grandmother did the whole covered wagon bit. They are as liberal as they come.

Oregon whale - 1970 by BobbyTrinitrotoluenein ThingsThatBlowUp

[–]AliasUndercover 4 points5 points

The Whale. This was the first thing I saw on the internet years ago, back when the internet was shiny and new. It's still one of the best things on it, in my opinion.

Police officer shoots 'aggressive' tortoise dead by MattRyd7in nottheonion

[–]AliasUndercover 12 points13 points

A local Christian group then performed witchcraft on the dead tortoise.

Hand-digging a well in Mexico by thermin videos

[–]AliasUndercover 7 points8 points

They do nice work, too. That was a good looking well.

Police Dogs Trained to Sniff out Hidden Hard Drives Containing Child Pornography by boywonder69in nottheonion

[–]AliasUndercover 3 points4 points


I'm sure there is proof of this. And I'm also 100% positive they don't mean that there was one and now there are two...

After brain surgery my boyfriend couldn't think of the right names for things by banana_antlersin funny

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point

I do the same things occasionally. I never had surgery, but I did take a 150 pound metal grate to the top of the head when I was 15...

Chinese couple sells their children to traffickers, uses the money to buy in-game items by XKryptonitein nottheonion

[–]AliasUndercover -6 points-5 points

China really needs an introduction to capitalism course. They don't seem to be dealing with it well in all cases.

Husband's pregnant mistress shows up to his wedding by Brothas_Dont_Surfin PublicFreakout

[–]AliasUndercover 11 points12 points

Considering how large the male-female discrepancy is in Chins right now, I'd say he's very rich.

Husband's pregnant mistress shows up to his wedding by Brothas_Dont_Surfin PublicFreakout

[–]AliasUndercover 8 points9 points

I think the bride knew he had chosen her instead of the other girl, or there would have been a lot more bloodshed...

Please Help: 15-Year-Old Missing After Warped Tour in Toronto by esposimiin Music

[–]AliasUndercover -1 points0 points

Here's hoping she's just being irresponsible.

Chop't in NYC has delicious wraps. by LowerEastBeastin WTF

[–]AliasUndercover -5 points-4 points

Actually it sounds more like a lawsuit in the works.

Suave as fuck by abdullah10in gifs

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point

That's pretty damn suave...

Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that popular mainstream pop music videos are basically softcore porn videos now? by stanleyyjain Music

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point

True. I remember people saying the same thing about videos in the '80s, and trying so hard to find the ones they were talking about. There does seem to be a lot more booty shakin' in videos now, but I think that's just because there are a lot more rap videos around now.

Last scene with Q and Picard by Pope_of_Erukein startrek

[–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points

Since the Q aren't bound by time or space anymore they could have come from anywhere, and since they seem so damn preoccupied with humans maybe we are the ones who evolve into them. I don't think this is what happens, but it usually riles someone up...

Farscape is now on Brazilian TV (NET Now, OnDemand). I'm on S01E03. Please tell me what I need to know to love this show. It's been a long time since I've loved a TV series. by dicknibblerdavein farscape

[–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points

If this is your first time seeing it I envy you. I loved it the first time around and I've loved it every time I've watched it since. But the first time though was the best. Just let the silliness wash over you and enjoy the ride.

Woman says she was kidnapped, forced to smoke meth for several hours, then released by maxburkein offbeat

[–]AliasUndercover 14 points15 points

Something similar happened to me for a few years in the '80s...

Amazon rainforest grew after climate change 2,000 years ago: study by powersthatbe1in science

[–]AliasUndercover 2 points3 points

Sounds like very convenient finding for logging companies.

Man who fell asleep during Yankees game sues team, TV announcers for $10 million by fdikslin offbeat

[–]AliasUndercover 3 points4 points

The guy should just go on the news and a few talk shows and talk about how boring the Yankees are this year.

DC Comics wont allow Superman logo on a little boy's memorial statue. by Darkersonin comics

[–]AliasUndercover 2 points3 points

The lawyers have made a mistake with this one.

CBS Boston thinks 'EDM' is slang for MDMA by mj258in nottheonion

[–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points

They may not know how to use the google on their word processor, you know?

Shake, Shake, Shake by JM2845in Unexpected

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point

Hee hee! DJ Rex...