BIKE RATH: Putting all of these stupid bicycle things on the road here ... did they actually pay someone to paint them on the road every 50 feet?


a.m. They park facing the wrong way, they slam doors and they're noisy.


DOLLAR BILL: I'd like to thank the gentleman who helped pay the rest of grocery bill at DeMoulas on Chelmsford Street. Thank you very much, Bill.


TWILIGHT: Young kids today are like werewolves. They all start to party at 9 and go till 2

NATIONAL GRIDLOCK: Here we go again. One year ago, we had a snowstorm. Now, we had a hurricane. National Grid had over a year to prepare. I've called and requested to have them take down trees that go over my power lines, but they never return my calls. Guess I need to get a generator.


GOING IT A-LOAN: Are you kidding me? To the single mother who is applying for a government loan to go to Suffolk when he can go to UMass for nothing: Shame on you.

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