39 weeks and a terrible cold...

What I would LOVE to tell my SO...

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Posted 10/15/2012
Don't walk past a crying baby and do nothing.
Thanks for telling me you'll get lunch and then not get anything.
I wish it were just me and the kids without you sometimes.
Pg 13 movies are not appropriate for a 2 year old to watch. I don't care what you say.
Don't ask me what you should do when I tell you I can't afford two kids to go to daycare by myself. Then I tell you what you can do and you get mad at the answer.
You're a dick! You're forcing my parents to help pay for our kids!! You are 36 years old grow the fuck up!
Basically if I didn't marry you I would be better off cuz at least I could get child support.
I won't divorce you for one reason I'm selfish and want my kids with me all the time that's the only reason at this point..
We have nothing in common anymore.
And yeah another one brush your Damn teeth already! I didn't think I was marrying a hog with horrible breath. Don't wonder why your teeth are rotting away. I guess I should've known when I met your mom and she had no teeth. My bad....
Yeah you go to work and tell your buddies being a parent is so easy.. because you never help with the kids!! That would be easy.
Posted 10/15/2012
I hate that I come home from school at 10 pm after doing EVERYTHING all day and you just go up to bed when you were already sleeping on the couch... Lo in the swing and ds in bed. The house I worked hard to clean today is an effin mess and there are no clean bottles. Yeah, I'm not tired so ill clean up and wash all the bottles while lo wakes up right before you go upstairs. I'm fuckin exhausted, but no worries cause I'll let you go to bed and yes I'll pack your lunch and put your work clothes in the drier and then get lo back to sleep. I didn't feel like relaxing anyhow bum. Ahhh
Posted 10/16/2012
1. No, I do not think of your son as my own. He has his own fully capable mother and yes my love is entirely different for my son. Hate to say it, but its the truth.

2. If I can make a turkey sandwich with a 12 pound moose of a newborn on my tit, then you're more than capable of getting up and making yourself something to eat.

3. Oh what did I do all day, you ask(again)...?? That's right, I laid around all day while gazing at our precious new bundle of joy...PSYCH! What I really did was attempt to clean this disaster of a house while getting pissed, shit, and spit up on while having a screaming child ripping handfuls of hair out of my scalp because he wants a boob! (Not really handfuls, but it sure as hell feels like it).

4. No I'm not in the mood for you to shove your tongue down my throat. Why? Because I see last nights dinner still stuck in your teeth. BRUSH YOUR GOD DAMN TEETH!!!!!

5. LMAO, why don't I ever do my hair anymore?!?!? You should be more concerned as to why its 8pm and I have yet to even look in a mirror, take a shower, or change out of my pjs!!

6. You honestly make me want to punch you in the throat when you tell a story... Get to the effing point!!!

7. No, I really don't find it amusing when you come up and flick my nipple because its sooo entertaining that milk
comes out. Do it again and ill flick you in the dick.

8. How come I don't want to give you a bj?! Trim that Afro you got going on and maybe I could find it.

9. No I don't give a shit about toning my body right now. Loose the 12 pounds YOU gained while I was pregnant and well talk.

10. I really do love you with all my heart but holy hell you have some obnoxious ass tendencies at times!!!!!!

Ahh much better :)
Posted 10/16/2012
Dear SO,
I love you more than life and I appreciate everything you do. Thanks for taking care of baby, so I can either shower, do homework or get a few hours of uninterrupted sleep. Thank you for not complaining about having to work 15 hour days and an even bigger thank you for being patient in the sex department while I heal from the c-section. A
I love you more today than I did 11 years ago. Lastly, it was an honor to carry and birth your son...I look forward to the day when he knows what a great man you are.
Last edited 10/16/2012

Thank you,

 Thank you for cleaning the house everyday when you get home from a 10+ hr work day because you know we have a needy baby and I cant get to it all the time.

 Thank you for always doing my laundry, all my cloths would be ruind if it werent for you.

 Thank you for putting a roof over my head.

Thank you for the new pair of boots and make up you got me friday, Having you notice my insacurties of my body changing and wanting to make me feel better.

Thank you for always bugging me to kiss you.

Thank you asking me if theres anything you can do to help with the baby.

Thank you for waiting to go to bed, till I can come with even though you work in 6 hrs

Thank you for never giving me shit for my flaws.

Thank you for not caring that I havnt shaved my legs in....some odd weeks.

Thank you for looking at my body the same even though im not that beach babe anymore.

Thank you for not farting in the kitchen anymore

Thank you for everything, for being the man you are and being the man I want to spend the rest of my life.

MOST OF ALL, I want to tell my SO, I love you.


PS, since your not perfect, its time to shave your face. ;)

Posted 10/16/2012
How much I honestly laugh at you when you complain about how tired you are after getting 7-9 hours of sleep each night. Especially when you only work 3 days a week and barely barely bring home any money for our family. Not only am I the main provider financially but now it appears to be that way domestically. Really?
Posted 10/16/2012
Wow guess I should also thank DH for brushing his teeth- are there really that many people out there that don't!? Lol crazy!
Posted 10/16/2012

1. I know changing Lily's diaper confuses you, you're scared of cleaning up girl parts, but good lord you've seen me do it enough to have a clue by now haven't you? Don't scream "Britt she pooped!!" Hearing you say that makes me want to run from the house screaming. Get over your fear of cleaning a vagina!

2. You were court ordered anger management for a reason. Go to the damn classes, quit complaining. You earned the punishment when you had your little crisis, deal with it!

3. Even though you've tamed your drinking...When you ask me "Do we have any money?"  it irks me.
I'm completely used to the follow up question being "Can I get some beer?" Even if that isn't your intention when you ask if we have money, hearing you ask makes me want to punch you in the face.

4. I haven't straightened my hair or put on make up because I have yet to change out of my damn pajamas. Shut up. And Yes. I wear my hair in a pony tail. Lily has learned she can grab a handful and try to stick it in her mouth, I like to avoid that.

5. I had a c-section. I'm pretty sure that is considered a major surgery. So when I ask you to bring me something from downstairs don't huff at me. If I have to get it myself, expect dirty looks and attitude. We could've stayed at my mother's where there are no stairs for a couple weeks, but you promised you would get me things I need from downstairs, now do it.

6. No, I cannot go to the store alone, since you refuse to put down the guitar, stop recording, and watch the baby alone for 20 minutes, you have to go with me because I cannot lift the carseat to carry it into the store. Do you not realize that either way you'll have to stop what you're doing? Just make it easy on both of us and stay home with her for christ sake.

7. The mustache with the goatee looks stupid, it makes you look old. I realize you're 15 years older than me, but you don't have to intentionally look like a dirty old pervert. If it's not gone in a week, I'm shaving you myself.


My rainbow Lily Anne was born 9/28/12

Posted 10/16/2012

That I love him with everything I am. That I wish he could quit smoking for good this time, that I want to talk to him so bad but for some reason can't bring myself to do it. That it means the world to me that he is helping around the house more and not leaving me to do it all like before, that my sex drive is still at zero and I don't know when that will change, especially with my PPD. Our 8 year anniversary is coming up in a few weeks.

Right now I don't care when I get my body back in shape because my son is all that matters to me right now.

I am ready to get rid of every animal we have in our zoo so that I can devote more time to my family. Animals are costly and we have too many. Right now two is too many.

I have this deep-seeded need for my son to have a sibling close to his age because my twins had that. I want that for him.

That I am still crying 6 to 8 times a day and it scares me. I should have talked to my doctor about that at the appointment yesterday but didn't.

That I feel selfish and guilty for feeling any of this.


Posted 10/16/2012
Dear husband,
I love you, but I seriously dont know how we are ever going to make this work. You want sex all day every day...i want it never.
I love that you work two full time jobs and then come and do dishes or wash clothes. I love that you keep everything clean and tidy, but I hate that you think thats possible for me while I'm home with two kids.
I hate that you think I dont love our kids bc I complain about things that happen. it hurts me that you think that.
I hate that you still pay for your 20yo brothers cell phone. That lazy kid filled with entitlement should get a freaking job!
You need to learn to live within a budget. You grew up with everything you ever wanted and I grew up with nothing, but right now...we have nothing! And you need to stop getting more!
we need to leave...now! I don't want to be in this state anymore!
I don't care if I just got my degree...i still would rather be a stay at home mom!
I hate your dad. I don't care that my stepdad and dad were verbally abusive...your lousy excuse for a dad beat you and your brother and bc the fact your sister wrong even look at him he probably abused her too. He also tried to rape your mom. Yes she got away, but with what...broken ribs! then she refused to press charges and continued living with him. When she got diagnosed with cancer he all of a sudden pretended he cared again but only bc he has no one. His family all either won't talk to him or work on a farm in colombia...which you said yourself...hes too fucking lazy/weak to do. He hadn't worked in years and lived off your mother and after she died he tried to steal her money! I hate him. No I won't look at him or talk to him or address him with respect bc he doesn't deserve it. He deserves to die.
That's all for now...grrr

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