Ridiculous $200 AMERICA Sunglasses: Wear the U.S.A. on Your Face

For a measly $208 you can show your pride in America and look like a complete asshole, all at the same time.

In the shape of the contiguous United States, these shades by Jeremy Scott are perfect for the next haute couture stock car race you attend. And I mean, who needs two hundred bones for rent? Or food. Or utilities. Or just basic specs that sufficiently protect your eyes from the sun.

These frames, though? They cover a grand total of one and a half of your eyes, with the Great Lakes region really messing with UV protection on the left side. They also work well if you're trying to lose weight and/or are suffering from a cold, putting a guard over your entire nose and most of your mouth.

Karl Lagerfeld once called Scott the only designer that could possibly succeed him at Chanel, which would make sense if Chanel had plans to start dressing a weird set of offbeat rappers. The rising fashion star has also delved into stuffed animal chic, with a line of kicks for Adidas featuring t-shirt clad Gorillas as well as teddy bears. Keep 'em coming, Jeremy. Your country needs you. Well, its assholes, anyway.[BoingBoing]