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User avatar #16 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]
i used to eat tacobell every single day when i worked there, as a consequence, there would be times i would make it feel like an earthquake because i would shake the whole house, then the rancid smell of dead deer mixed with baby food, cat **** and vomit would assault anyone who was home, the worst part was the air vent is right above my bedroom door for the rest of the house.
User avatar #40 to #38 - novabird (12/16/2012) [-]
no, it's all true, every last word.
User avatar #42 to #41 - novabird (12/16/2012) [-]
back in the year 2004 i worked at tacobell, every single day i would several full meals while at work, this continued for four years, since my boss would yell at me if i let loose at work i started holding it all in, and now you know the rest of the story.
#43 to #42 - carleh (12/16/2012) [-]
Why didn't he just fire you? xD
User avatar #44 to #43 - novabird (12/16/2012) [-]
my parents were part owners and no one else would put up with the bosses **** for as long as me, i trained over 10 people and most quit within a month and a few quit in the same day.
#19 to #16 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't sound pleasant
That doesn't sound pleasant
User avatar #21 to #19 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]
some of them hurt from the force they produced, it was like an auto spanking from the cheeks slapping together and eating hot peppers only made it worse, i worked at tacobell for about 4 years as well.
#22 to #21 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell
Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell
User avatar #23 to #22 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]
i know some of my friends kids might need it, one of their kids passed out in the bathroom after i was in there and their dad went in wearing a gas mask just to pull him out.
#24 to #23 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
That's insane
That's insane
User avatar #25 to #24 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]
good thing i haven't eaten tacobell like that in about 6 years though but i did have a grande meal of crunchy tacos to myself the other day with fire sauce, i think i'll avoid doing that for a while, the people at work didn't approve the aftermath the next day.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
Sounds like a very very good decision
User avatar #27 to #26 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]
walking around with mexican red ass syndrome isn't exactly fun, those farts felt like fresh lava escaping.
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