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Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?


Jack: This isn't my first rodeo Lemon.
Liz: Well I've been to a rodeo to. It was a cat rodeo, in a gay guy's apartment.

Jack: Who wears shoes at a beach?
Liz: Only Rocky and Apollo Creed during the training montage.

Well, one of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!

The airline lost my luggage and the only place to buy anything on the island was at the tennis pro shop. Luckily I had the essentials in my carry-on; toiletries, closed toed shoes, and the State Department recommended mosquito head net.


Jack what are you doing? You promised me a drama free dinner. I could be sitting at the corner table at the K-Mart Cafe right now.

I've never seen her this upset since Hurricane Katrina. The coverage pre-empted a tampon commercial she was in.




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30 Rock Quotes

Happy what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.


Jack: You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name!
Jack: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.