In the can.


A woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”

“A can of peaches,” she replied.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them. She said she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 5. The judge then said, “In that case, I’ll give you 5 days in jail.”

Before the judge could impose the sentence, the woman’s husband raised his hand and asked if he could say something.

The judge said, “Yes, what is it?”

“She also stole a can of peas,” said her husband.

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