to want to inflict pain on DH?

(16 Posts)
blackeyedsusan Mon 21-Jan-13 09:56:15

you vomit on him and make him do all sorts of things to alleviate your sickness... aas you now have no potatoes to snaack on to relieve it.

Thank you all very much, I had a good few minutes of enjoyment when I showed DH this thread and he actually blushed! grin

He did DDs bedtime and made me a cup of tea, so all was well until I found out he'd given DD the rest of my mini eggs! He did offer to walk down to the shop in the snow to buy me some more, but I settled for the tea. I don't think he'll be stealing my roasties for a while. smile

FairPhyllis Sun 20-Jan-13 19:24:25

This is actually admissible as a defence to GBH - that is a legal FACT.

YANBU at all. Bastard.
If you want to inflict some pain on mine as well while you're there, feel free, his crimes are too many to list but I'm 17 weeks pregnant so I probably can get away with burying him under the patio right?

DoodleAlley Sun 20-Jan-13 18:58:54

Seems to me that someone's husband should be in the kitchen making apology roast potatoes....

Binfullofresolutionsfor10thjan Sun 20-Jan-13 18:51:34

I have a load here. You could be on an Easyjet flight faster than it would take the oven to heat. wink

I am going to dip them in mayo, mmmmm.

maras2 Sun 20-Jan-13 18:17:20

LTB.He has so transgressed the unwritten

He knows why I cooked so many. He just thought they were free for anyone to eat. Sharing them, I wouldn't have minded, but he's scoffed the lot! Greedy git! grin

Binfullofresolutionsfor10thjan Sun 20-Jan-13 18:12:56

Lesson learnt - always hide the cold roasties.

Put them straight into Tupperware. Dh has an aversion to lifting the lid on anything in Tupperware. I normally have to deal with the fur riddled contents in the fridge. hmm

RuleBritannia Sun 20-Jan-13 18:11:32

Why didn't you tell him why you'd cooked so many?

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

JustFabulous Sun 20-Jan-13 18:09:12

Clearly he must make you some more.


hzgreen Sun 20-Jan-13 18:07:10

No court in the land would convict you

Jbck Sun 20-Jan-13 18:06:09

Justifiable in our house!

StinkyWicket Sun 20-Jan-13 18:04:48

shock YASNBU! shock

I am a potato fiend, DH knows his life would not be worth living if he ate all the leftovers.

I am 6 weeks pregnant and spending a fair bit of time feeling sick, so not eating lots atm. I cooked a lovely roast for lunch which we all enjoyed. I made sure I cooked extra roasties so I could snack on them cold this evening, so of course the bastard has eaten them all!

AIBU in wanting to inflict pain on him? grin

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