

If you were killed by a Pokemon...

#71MasterDarkenPosted 9/27/2012 11:38:47 PM

She took me backstage, we had a good time, she sang a song, turned dominatrix on me...the rest is not for the weak-minded. Dx
#72MileRunPosted 9/27/2012 11:56:17 PM

I found a male Ledian and called it "ma'am."
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#73glitchunter75Posted 9/28/2012 12:00:04 AM

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#74chaos_belmontPosted 9/28/2012 12:07:21 AM

We fought a battle to decide who is the best fighter in the world, I fiddled his knob thinking it would throw him off, it didn't.

He bulged out hard and it knocked me off guard, then he struck me down.
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#751998_zPosted 9/28/2012 12:30:39 AM

Srsly, they need to fix that up. Stupid Missingno...
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#76saturn_frogurtPosted 9/28/2012 12:43:12 AM

Severe allergic reaction.
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#77PyroThrower(Topic Creator)Posted 9/28/2012 4:18:49 AM
1998_z posted...

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#78pikachupwnagePosted 9/28/2012 4:26:24 AM

It killed me with a V-CREATE TO THE FACE!


You have no idea how humilating that was.

Then it toasted some marshmellows over my charred flaming corpse.
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#79banjo kazooiePosted 9/28/2012 4:27:28 AM
... Perhaps they should have used a less crappy programming language to make that site.

Samurott. Impaled on the horn.
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#80MetaDeDeDePosted 9/28/2012 4:36:23 AM
I never thought there was a Lilligant that was so cruel until this very day. As I woke up I a Lilligant and for an odd reason it hugged and asked me on a date. I tried to resist but I convince it to just eat dinner together at Stake and Shake. When I was as Stake and Shake that same Lilligant led to to a table for me to sit in as she prepard my triplestake burger. After I ate it I gave the Lilligant the money to pay for my food but for some reason I fell that energy was being drained out of me before I relized I was Leech Seeded but before I could do anything about it...I died.
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