As a video game aficionado, I often find myself staring at my consoles and wondering, "Why isn't this more real? Why isn't this more immersive? Why am I not bleeding right now?"

Fortunately for Real Gamers, Microsoft's latest Xbox One advertisement promises the features we really want, like sweat, blood, and terrifying hallucinations. Because if you're not seeing things when you stand up, are you really even gaming?