It would have been so easy to get through this by just reading off the teleprompter. Few segments require editorializing less than the "sports star promotes book about fatherhood" segment. But the teleprompter's not enough for the anchor of WJLA in Washington DC, who calls Dwyane Wade "the overrated NBA star," and then backtracks slightly with, "He's a good guy" and concludes, "He's OK. He aight." After the break on ABC 7: That asshole LeBron James did some charity work, but he's not so bad, I guess, whatever. Stay tuned!

h/t S.A