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word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.
'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'
by noofruit March 04, 2006
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First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.
I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.
by sawlid September 11, 2003
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the funniest word in the english language
the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it
by Billy Sorenson March 22, 2003
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Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval
He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

by Luisa78 June 01, 2006
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Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"
by Pål R. October 03, 2003
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