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User avatar #145 - holyfool (01/26/2014) [-]
Thank you wise sage.
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#168 - hetaliafan (01/18/2014) [-]
I give you this.
User avatar #169 - wallacewells (01/18/2014) [-]
Th-thank you.

I don't think I'll ever be the same.
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Thank god, I'm allergic.
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User avatar #132 - kaycie (12/25/2013) [-]
well, i'm a girl too.
and neither of us are lesbians lol
User avatar #133 - wallacewells (12/25/2013) [-]
Well shit. My view as a male narrow when it comes to relationships. I think what I said still applies, though.
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User avatar #209 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
WALLY! You dead?
User avatar #211 to #210 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Its been a while. I figured I'd pop by and haunt you a bit. How's everything?
User avatar #212 to #211 - wallacewells (10/28/2013) [-]
It's not even Halloween, man. C'mon.

But everything is pretty great, changed schools, have more free time now, how about yourself?
User avatar #213 to #212 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm in the process of moving. I'm done with my book, but I'm trying to edit it some to be more presentable. Looking for a Book Agent willing to represent it.
User avatar #214 to #213 - wallacewells (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow, that's awesome. Hope you find an agent, and I hope you share it with me sometime ;^)

Where are you looking to move to? Moving alone?
User avatar #215 to #214 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Naw, I'm still with my family for now. Just moving to another city about an hour and a half away from our current location. Dad got a new job.
User avatar #216 to #215 - wallacewells (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know the feel. I'm in the US and have moved to 7 different states and a territory cause of my dad's job. You looking forward to it?
User avatar #217 to #216 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, actually. It'll be a nice change of pace.
User avatar #218 to #217 - wallacewells (10/28/2013) [-]
Awesome. Bigger or smaller city?
User avatar #219 to #218 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Bigger, I think.
User avatar #220 to #219 - wallacewells (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, good luck and have fun moving
User avatar #221 to #220 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Aye! Nice talking to you again! Bye!
User avatar #222 to #221 - wallacewells (10/28/2013) [-]
Cya! Keep me updated on your book!
#203 - someponynew ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Sir, you have the most beautiful name in the world.
Sir, you have the most beautiful name in the world.
User avatar #205 to #204 - someponynew ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I ******* love scott pilgrim.
#206 to #205 - wallacewells (08/02/2013) [-]
He's a cutie, huh?
He's a cutie, huh?
#207 to #206 - someponynew ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
the cutest!
User avatar #192 - Vuumbleman (06/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #193 to #192 - wallacewells (06/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #194 to #193 - Vuumbleman (06/17/2013) [-]
Its been a while. I thought I'd check up on you!
User avatar #195 to #194 - wallacewells (06/17/2013) [-]
I was actually just thinking about you earlier today, I just hadn't been on FJ yet!

How's everything? Your book and whatnot?
User avatar #196 to #195 - Vuumbleman (06/17/2013) [-]
I've been taking my Summer Math 112 class and I'm playing D&D right now.
User avatar #197 to #196 - wallacewells (06/17/2013) [-]
Shoot, I was watching a livestream of a game, my bad.

But D&D is always good, Math though... not so much :B
User avatar #198 to #197 - Vuumbleman (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. My party just found a bunch of lizardfolk eggs that hatched. They're imprinted upon one of the party members and trying to teach them how to do stuff, like cast spells.
User avatar #199 to #198 - wallacewells (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh, awesome. I can't really say I've played enough D&D to even understand the good in that, but it seems like good stuff.
User avatar #200 to #199 - Vuumbleman (06/17/2013) [-]
Basically, they have lizard-men babies that think the players are their parents.
User avatar #202 to #201 - Vuumbleman (06/17/2013) [-]
They started naming them and trying to teach them stuff. "Wise" was the first one to stand and has an uncanny sense of intellect about him. He's the leader among them after the character they think is their mother. He HATES the player that initially tried to kill one of them. He glares at her still. "Ambitious" is the stoutest and learned the word "Battle." He's been flicking the other players and lizards with his tail. They haven't named the rest of them yet, but I'm sure they will.
User avatar #189 - Vuumbleman (06/05/2013) [-]
WALLAAAH! What are YOU doing NOW?
User avatar #190 to #189 - wallacewells (06/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #191 to #190 - Vuumbleman (06/05/2013) [-]
That's good to hear. I"m goofing off. Playing some Pokemon.
User avatar #188 - Vuumbleman (04/16/2013) [-]
What did you think of Wakfu?
#178 to #177 - wallacewells (04/10/2013) [-]
#179 to #178 - Vuumbleman (04/10/2013) [-]
Are you keeping your profile clean? I'm seeing some dust...
#180 to #179 - wallacewells (04/10/2013) [-]

#181 to #180 - Vuumbleman (04/10/2013) [-]
Uh... okay...
Uh... okay...
#182 to #181 - wallacewells (04/10/2013) [-]
You actually have good gifs and stuff, I'm just picking random **** out of my folders :I
#183 to #182 - Vuumbleman (04/10/2013) [-]
I just see a series and think, &quot;Hey, I want images and gifs of those characters.&quot; and I go search for them. :D
I just see a series and think, "Hey, I want images and gifs of those characters." and I go search for them. :D
#184 to #183 - wallacewells (04/10/2013) [-]
Actually, all the gifs you posted are really cute... what are the series(s) they're from?

Also dark blue names, **** yeah.
User avatar #185 to #184 - Vuumbleman (04/10/2013) [-]
Wakfu! Its an "anime" from France based off a Square Enix MMO. The story is about a young boy who goes out to find his real family and has adventures and stuff.

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I marathoned it over last weekend. I like it quite a lot.

#186 to #185 - wallacewells (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh man, I'm gonna have some fun watching this. &lt;3   
Oh man, I'm gonna have some fun watching this. <3

User avatar #187 to #186 - Vuumbleman (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, here's a spin-off set in the same world, but 1000 years earlier. Its also quite cute.

User avatar #174 - Vuumbleman (03/15/2013) [-]
Hello, Wally!
User avatar #176 to #175 - Vuumbleman (03/15/2013) [-]
You up to much?
User avatar #168 - Vuumbleman (03/14/2013) [-]
Wally, Wally, what's up with you!
User avatar #169 to #168 - wallacewells (03/14/2013) [-]
Oh man, just so busy with school and vidyah games. What about yourself?
User avatar #170 to #169 - Vuumbleman (03/14/2013) [-]
I got some work on my book done. I'm taking a break to goof off on FunnyJunk which I haven't done in a while.
User avatar #171 to #170 - wallacewells (03/14/2013) [-]
Oh, nice! Again, I'm really excited to read it, so keep going! :3

And nice, always good to treat yourself for some hard work.
User avatar #172 to #171 - Vuumbleman (03/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #165 - Vuumbleman (03/02/2013) [-]
Hey, Wally! Whatcha doin'?
User avatar #166 to #165 - wallacewells (03/02/2013) [-]
Playing League of Legends too much.
User avatar #167 to #166 - Vuumbleman (03/02/2013) [-]
Cool. I'll talk to you later! I'm about to go to bed! Night!
User avatar #150 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
Yo, Wally!
User avatar #151 to #150 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Hey! :D
User avatar #152 to #151 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
Thought I'd bug you. Up to much?
User avatar #153 to #152 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah, just procrastinating. What about you?
User avatar #154 to #153 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
More or less the same. Thinking about what interesting story stuff I can do with my D&D games I've got going on.
User avatar #155 to #154 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, you're into D&D! My friends have been wanting to get into that again, and I haven't before... I guess now I have more reason to.
User avatar #156 to #155 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I've been playing for about ten years now. I started on 3.5 edition and moved over to 4.0 for a while. Now Wizards of the Coast is working on their newest version of D&D and in an attempt to get people interested and work out the kinks they're giving players the most basic (and unfinished) rules for playtesting. They email us surveys about the game and every few months a new packet with changes and tweaks to classes and races and other rules comes out. "D&D Next" is looking pretty cool so far, but it is in need of work. I aim to state my opinion and notify Wizards of the Coast of all problems I can see. If they can't work out the big problems by the official launch, I'll go back to 4.0, otherwise I'm really excited for the final product.

Want to hear about one of the games I'm running?
User avatar #157 to #156 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Well... wow. That's a LOT.

I think we should talk about this when I'm not sleepdrunk... I'd definitely love to read about it and such, but I don't feel equipped to do that right now considering my mental state...
User avatar #158 to #157 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
I'll just go ahead and post it and you can read it later! Bjorn "Toe Smasher" Warquarry is the son of a powerful dwarf clan, one of five clans that worked together to mine the world's mountains for all they're worth. They're called the Five Metals. Bjorn has worked for years as a scout, traversing wilderness in search of caves and other places for good mining. After a 2 year long trip, he returned to his home only to find his entire people dead in an epic slaughter. His family members, however, still linger in this world, forever tormented by their tragic deaths. Outraged, Bjorn vowed revenge upon those responsible and sought aid from a nearby Elven Kingdom In that Elven Kingdom, Bjorn thought he'd find aid for his treacherous journey ahead; however, the Elf King's idea of help and Bjorn's idea of help were very different. When they didn't lend him their entire army, he left angrily. As he was leaving, though, two Elves decided to join him. One was the wild, soon to be married, daughter of the king, She is a Wizard of remarkable skill and has a notorious reputation for burning everything. She even gained the nickname "The Pyro Princess." With her she brought along the royal jeweler who had also been trained as a Wizard. Bjorn, having come for an army, but only receiving two wizards who weren't even supposed to be leaving, decided he'd need more people to full embark on his quest. So he has sought help elsewhere...
User avatar #159 to #158 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]

In the kingdom of De'Drey, a human named Durzol Narfu was raised in the wilds by Orcs. Their tribe was peaceful (relatively) and often aided the kingdom in keeping other evil tribes at bay. One day, however, Durzol was in the wrong place at the wrong time and accused of stealing a powerful mystical totem that was going to be used as a peace offering with a more violent tribe. His punishment was exile; however, if he can produce the peace offering, then his punishment will end. Having nowhere else to go, Durzol set out for work in De'Drey. He found a job as a guard in a noble house. One night, a strange black fox appeared before him. It seemed strange and otherworldly, especially when it talked to him! It told him very melodramaticly about how tragic it was that such a person be wrongfully accused of his crime. It went on to say "If only this poor human could go into the White Woods. If only, if OOOONNLYY~!" Before Durzol could ask the Black Fox anything else it vanished. Durzol now had a lead! A few days later, while he was off duty, he ran into Bjorn and his elven companions rushing away from other guards. Apparently, Bjorn has been accused of kidnapping the Elven Princess. This was just the opportunity Durzol needed! He cut the group off and made them a proposal: come with him on his quest into the White Woods and he won't sound the alarm. Not wanting to bring any attention to themselves, they agreed. Now the group is headed toward a strange forest, on a quest for a powerful item, one that could bring peace to warring Orc tribes. Bjorn is gauging his new companions to see if they are worthy of aiding him in his own quest. The elf princess is simply enjoying her new freedom. The elf jeweler... well... he just wants to get out of this alive.
User avatar #160 to #159 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Wow. That's a ton. I'll definitely read that tomorrow ^^
User avatar #161 to #160 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
Cool! Night!
User avatar #162 to #161 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Not going to bed, just not willing/able to read that right now haha
User avatar #163 to #162 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
OH! I might go to bed soon. Its 3 AM over here. I just need to get two pages on my book done and I'll head to bed.
User avatar #164 to #163 - wallacewells (02/19/2013) [-]
Alrighty, have fun writing/ going to bed! Sorry for late, late reply 3:
User avatar #144 - Vuumbleman (02/15/2013) [-]
WALLY! Did you see the new Eevee Evolution?
User avatar #145 to #144 - wallacewells (02/15/2013) [-]
You play Pokemon? Looooooser, this friendship is over.

Holy **** no what is it?! I'm so excited for X and Y...
User avatar #146 to #145 - Vuumbleman (02/15/2013) [-]

Nobody but Game Freak knows... Speculation runs wild!
User avatar #147 to #146 - wallacewells (02/15/2013) [-]
Holy **** . Them graphics o.o
User avatar #148 to #147 - Vuumbleman (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm especially pleased that they indicated that the game footage isn't final either. There's a chance they could look even better.
User avatar #149 to #148 - wallacewells (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, some Anti-Aliasing would be nice.

But still. This is EXACTLY what I wanted from Pokemon. Same play style, just in 3D and on the 3DS (It's nice that it's actually a 3DS game)
User avatar #137 - Vuumbleman (02/08/2013) [-]
I-I'm sorry, Wally! I'm so, so sorry! D:
User avatar #138 to #137 - wallacewells (02/08/2013) [-]
W-what happened...?
User avatar #139 to #138 - Vuumbleman (02/08/2013) [-]
I haven't visited you in a while! D:
User avatar #140 to #139 - wallacewells (02/08/2013) [-]
It's cool :3
User avatar #141 to #140 - Vuumbleman (02/08/2013) [-]
You suuuuuure? >.>
User avatar #142 to #141 - wallacewells (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #143 to #142 - Vuumbleman (02/08/2013) [-]
Good! I've been working on my book and doing other stuff.
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User avatar #136 to #135 - wallacewells (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. If it were possible to change my name I would so you could use it! D:
User avatar #128 - Vuumbleman (02/02/2013) [-]
Time for the daily check-up, Wally! Was your day good today?
User avatar #129 to #128 - wallacewells (02/02/2013) [-]
Pretty good! How about you, Vuumby?
User avatar #130 to #129 - Vuumbleman (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm fine! I lost a pokemon battle against Octavia, but it was still pretty enjoyable overall. I'm pretty new to competitive battling and I've got a lot to learn.
User avatar #131 to #130 - wallacewells (02/02/2013) [-]
Octavia plays pokemon? But she has hooves... how does she controller?
User avatar #133 to #131 - Vuumbleman (02/02/2013) [-]
How does she musical instrument?
User avatar #132 to #131 - octavia (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 to #132 - wallacewells (02/02/2013) [-]
But ur nat even a magik poni
User avatar #113 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
Hi, Wally. You doing good today?
User avatar #114 to #113 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
Hey Vumby, I'm doing good, how about yourself?
User avatar #115 to #114 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm quite good! I just decided upon a good name for a character in my book and a little while ago I won a tough pokemon battle against someone!
User avatar #116 to #115 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
Woah. You're writing a book? Dude.
User avatar #117 to #116 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh? I didn't tell you? Yeah, I've got over seventy pages on my fantasy novel: The 13th Wielder. Its about a young prince's quest to save his sister (and only living relative), restore his broken kingdom, and reap terrible vengeance upon those responsible for it all... that is... if his new found power doesn't kill him first. A dangerous power. A power never meant to see the light of day. The power of the 13th Wielder.
User avatar #119 to #117 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
But that sounds really awesome. I've wanted to write a short story or a short novel for quite some time.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
Just write about what you like and take it a few pages at a time. I thank the Lord for my talent because if I really like an idea or something I can get the ball rolling and pump out five or six pages at once.
User avatar #121 to #120 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I need to make an actual outline for a story and get the characters down and everything. I think I might just write down some of my personal philosophies and issues with society and try to intertwine them into a story.
User avatar #122 to #121 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
Just don't compromise the story for the message. Put the story first and try to weave in your philosophies and beliefs when you can.
User avatar #123 to #122 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
Right. Or have them represented by characters, places, etc.

I'd love to read your story though, and maybe do some illustrations for it if that's cool? :D
User avatar #124 to #123 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
Let me get done writing it first and we'll see. I wouldn't mind having some nifty images at the start of each chapter.
User avatar #125 to #124 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that would be neat to get a bunch of different artists together to do it
User avatar #126 to #125 - Vuumbleman (01/31/2013) [-]
Indeed! I'll keep you updated!
User avatar #127 to #126 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]
Alrighty, awesome. I'd love to read it as soon as it's finished :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - wallacewells (01/31/2013) [-]

You've recited that. Hehe :3
User avatar #108 - Vuumbleman (01/30/2013) [-]
Are you... DEAD!?
User avatar #110 to #109 - Vuumbleman (01/30/2013) [-]
Cool. Just checking.
User avatar #112 to #111 - Vuumbleman (01/30/2013) [-]
Indeed, indeed.
User avatar #105 - Vuumbleman (01/28/2013) [-]
My D&D game went well again tonight!
User avatar #106 to #105 - wallacewells (01/28/2013) [-]
Awesome! I'm glad. I've been playing more Leauge of Legends and I'm getting really good at it. Glad to see we're both doing good at our respective games. :D
User avatar #107 to #106 - Vuumbleman (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 - Vuumbleman (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm checking on you again, Wally! How are you today?
User avatar #97 to #96 - wallacewells (01/26/2013) [-]
A lot better! :D
User avatar #98 to #97 - Vuumbleman (01/27/2013) [-]
GOOD! I'm getting Tacos for supper tonight! What are you eating?
User avatar #99 to #98 - wallacewells (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh, nice! I went to a hockey game so kinda **** food, but we won, so it was good overall. :D
User avatar #100 to #99 - Vuumbleman (01/27/2013) [-]
Now, see, I wouldn't go to a hockey game for the sport, I always go hoping for some massive brawl on the ice.
User avatar #101 to #100 - wallacewells (01/27/2013) [-]
Right. There wasn't even a fight D:
User avatar #102 to #101 - Vuumbleman (01/27/2013) [-]
Aww. That's sad.
User avatar #103 to #102 - wallacewells (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it was actually a pretty good game. Went into overtime and the Ducks won in a shootout, so overall I was satisfied.
User avatar #104 to #103 - Vuumbleman (01/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - Vuumbleman (01/26/2013) [-]
Are you feeling any better?
User avatar #92 - Vuumbleman (01/26/2013) [-]
How are you now, Wally?
User avatar #93 to #92 - wallacewells (01/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #94 to #93 - Vuumbleman (01/26/2013) [-]
Aww, really? What happened? You wanna talk about it?
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