Last week, after the premiere, Judd Apatow said he hopes people fight about Girls every week. So let's begin. At the beginning. Of last night's episode.

I mean, I can barely remember what even happened after the first scene, which is when I got what the whole "this show has awkward sex scenes" thing actually meant.

Did you see it? Please tell me you saw it, because I don't know if I can go through this alone. Hannah's horrible boyfriend--poor actor Adam Driver, the world is going to quickly grow to irrationally hate him--started talking dirty.

Except "dirty" wouldn't really be the main descriptor here. "Illegal" and "pedophiliac" would probably precede it, since this particular scumbucket's fantasies included, specifically, an eleven-year-old and their Cabbage Patch lunchbox.

Did the show go on to deal with this moment, and sex at large, in a million relatable and befitting-of-art ways? Sure.

But wow, I don't know if I can hang with this kind of stuff, and it's honestly no knock on the show--I, personally, just felt like the second I watched that scene, all I could do was focus on figuring out exactly how angry and turned-off it made me, and how I would weigh it against the rest of my opinions on the show.

You know what else I found fascinating about this episode? The ensuing 22 minutes included musings on STD tests, AIDS, period stains, being barren, and whether or not having an abortion is "a big deal." A scene in which Hannah cracked a "date rape" joke felt downright lighthearted compared to everything else around it. Which is weird, right?

Bottom line: I like everyone on Girls. I like the premise, I like the setting, and as I told someone the other day, if I had watched this when I was 22 and totally disheveled, I'd feel like this show was a damn lifeline. (I'm 27--and still disheveled, lest you think I'm sitting in an all-white, well-lit apartment wearing cashmere and prestige brand cosmetics.)

But you know what else I like? Television. And two episodes into Girls, I'm feeling a little battered by the barrage of statements--and hungry for actual stories.

How are you guys feeling about Girls, two episodes in? Were you as thrown off by the opening as I was?

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