Texas Historical Documents

You may be an engineer if:

The only jokes you receive are through email

All your sentences begin with "what if?"


You remember half a dozen passwords and your ten-digit CompuServe address, but you have to call your niece "kiddo".

The sales people at CompUSA can't answer any of your questions.

You can name at least six Star Trek episodes.


You have memorized the Discovery Channel programming schedule, but have seen most of the shows already.

You know the direction the water swirls when you flush.


You own one or more white short-sleeve shirts.
