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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

tags: sport, stupid
+1-144.10 % / 76 votes.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

tags: flirty, IT, stupid
+1-144.09 % / 74 votes.

Dogs. Because when everyone looks at you like you're crazy, they look at you like you're amazing.

tags: animal, life, stupid
+1-144.08 % / 68 votes.

When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."

tags: doctor, insults, kids, stupid
+1-143.60 % / 396 votes.


tags: dirty, flirty, stupid
+1-143.58 % / 85 votes.


tags: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
+1-143.55 % / 2360 votes.

I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.

tags: food, IT, stupid
+1-143.30 % / 61 votes.

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left". So they started crying and went home.

tags: blonde, car, puns, stupid, travel
+1-143.22 % / 1269 votes.

What do you call a dumb brunette? A dirty blonde.

tags: blonde, dirty, stupid
+1-143.14 % / 1020 votes.


tags: blonde, communication, stupid
+1-142.99 % / 983 votes.