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Sport one liners


tags: attitude, sarcastic, sport
+1-160.04 % / 76 votes.


tags: love, sport
+1-160.00 % / 21 votes.


tags: puns, sport, work
+1-159.81 % / 40 votes.


tags: puns, sport
+1-159.74 % / 49 votes.


tags: animal, car, puns, sport
+1-159.74 % / 49 votes.

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people? A: The MLB.

tags: racist, sport
+1-159.51 % / 1838 votes.

What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!

tags: puns, sport
+1-159.21 % / 548 votes.


tags: dirty, puns, sport
+1-158.72 % / 90 votes.

Why are pigs so bad at soccer? They are always hogging the ball!

tags: animal, puns, sport
+1-158.52 % / 56 votes.

I bought the smallest Fitbit they've got because I wanna get fit but just a little bit.

tags: IT, puns, sport
+1-158.40 % / 20 votes.