My wife’s internet hobby is looking at houses for sale. Tonight she found this ... gem. Take a good, long, hard look at this monstrosity.

She doubted herself, so she showed it to me to confirm what she was seeing.

Yep. Some dipshit decided it was a great damn idea to put the washer and dryer in the crawl space. How does one get to the point in life, where this seems like the solution to your problem? The funny thing is, the rest of the house seemed perfectly nice. However, everything gets called into question when you have to crawl up and back to do the laundry. What other evil must lie beneath?