Cross-Country Flight Devolves Into Four-Hour Wrestling Match Over Armrest

Los Angeles, CA – Somehow able to eternally hate the other person within seconds of sitting in their respective seats, former strangers turned bitter rivals Grant Franklin and Bob Lopez threw out any plans of either working or sleeping on their cross-country flight and instead dug in for an exhaustive elbow fight over the middle armrest. The conflict began when Franklin, a senior director that thinks his job title carries importance outside of his office somehow, felt he deserved the entirety of the armrest due to not having the aisle seat. Lopez, a high school wrestling enthusiast with a short temper and no qualms about using an empty water bottle as a toilet, quickly decided to push back.



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