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helping out with the shopping, being quiet in Church, 

at a friend's party or even playing sports  -

more often than not,


at the oddest moments, so please share in the laughs.


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Kids On Love

Kids confidential opinions about love:

I'm not rushing into love, 
I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. (age 10)

Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place.
 We were behind a tree. (age 7)

What people are thinking when they say I love you:

The person is thinking, "Yeah, I really do love him,
 but I hope he showers at least once a day. (age 9)

Some lovers might be real nervous so they are glad 
that they finally got it out
        and said it, and now they can go eat. (age 7)

Why love happens between certain people:

One of the people has freckles so he finds
 someone who has freckles too.  (age 6)

to do with how you smell. That's why perfume
 and deodorant are so popular. (age 9)

I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
 something, but the
    rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. (age 8)


How to make love last:

Spend most of your time loving,
 instead of going to work.(age 8)

Don't forget your wife's name, 
that will mess up love. (age 8)

Be a good kisser, it might make your wife 
forget that you never take out the trash.(age 9)


Random thoughts:

Falling in love is like an avalanche 
where you have to run for your life. (age 9)

If you want to be loved by somebody 
who isn't already in your family, 
    it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. (age 9)

When a person gets kissed for the first time 
they fall down and don't get up for at least an hour. (age 8)

To make a person fall in love with you, 
shake your hips and hope for the best. (age 8)



 The following was written by children,  

 no corrections have been made.      


Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire by night.

The Egyptians were drowned in the desert.


Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
to stand still and he obeyed him.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they 
had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives and 300 porcupines.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony,
which is another name for marriage.




Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student decides to toss a coin up in the air. Heads means true; tails, false. Thirty minutes later he’s done, well before the rest of the class. But then the student starts flipping the coin again. And soon he’s swearing and sweating over each question. “What’s wrong?” asks the concerned teacher. “I’m rechecking my answers,” says the student.

He might have had one of those double-headed coins aye? lol!

Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?


The next day, I talked to the children and said it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night.

They said OK. After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in the terminal. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"
"Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted.


A little boy was in a relative's wedding.
stop, and turn to the crowd.
by the time he reached the pulpit.
"I was being the Ring Bear."

One Sunday in a small West Texas town, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour.









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