By Numbnuts - 8/3/2010 03:08 - United States
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you should not sneek up on a family member, or any one. once I punched my brother in the face. he thought it would be funny to sneak up on me and scare me. I turned around and punched him. gave him a black eye.

  mountaindru  |  0

that ho needs to learn to loosen up. I don't careif the kitchen is her domain or not, a poke for a kick in the balls is no fair trade. should decked her back in the air bags HARD.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

#17 is right. Don't sneak up on anyone really. And your mum probably wasn't aiming for your nuts. She just got lucky and you didn't.

Ice them down, big boy. YDI for intentionally annoying her but FYL cos I hear that can hurt a bit.

  Jrook  |  0

whoever said poor parenting skills should shut the fuck up. the world is full of high functioning retard assholes because "good" parenting skills.

this is exactly what bush did during his childhood, look how that ended up. maybe if momma bush donkey kicked that little shit the country would be in a better spot

  cater2U  |  0

well ydi because that's 100% annoying and 83 don't tell him to ice those!!! my friends told me that makes stuff shrink and then he would be back on here complaining about how his girlfriend left him because his thing shrank.


she probably did it so you wouldn't be able to reproduce and have more strange children. only weird kids say "poke" as they poke someone. seriously, thank your mom for trying to help the world.


wow... I don't mean to be perverted but your comment could be registered by someone in a totally different way than it was meant... I agree with this rule nevertheless.

NEVER fuck with Momma.