Profile overview for Dantalian.
Submission statistics


3 submissions to 8ball

3 submissions to whatever

2 submissions to soapdoxbanhammer

2 submissions to YourTombstone

1 submissions to TellVoat

This user has so far shared a total of 0 links, started a total of 21 discussions and submitted a total of 1889 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 1000 and downvoted 9 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 3687 and downvoted 17 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

"Comcast Can Kiss My Ass", submitted: 6/11/2016 1:29:41 AM, 15 points (+16|-1)

Of All The "Hate" Subs Here, Which One Is Your Favorite?, submitted: 10/29/2016 1:45:20 PM, 15 points (+15|-0)

Over Half of the Chrisitians in Western Kansas Are Of Hierosaurus Descent, submitted: 6/14/2016 9:50:42 PM, 13 points (+13|-0)

I ATE THE LAST 3 OREOS, submitted: 1/7/2017 9:32:15 PM, 12 points (+12|-0)

I'm Not a Human and Your Captchas are Too Easy, submitted: 9/8/2015 3:09:04 AM, 11 points (+12|-1)

5 lowest rated submissions:

(((Tolerance))) and/or (((Understanding))): A Rundown of Negro Behavior and What You Can Do To Gain Social Dominance Over or Avoid the Groid, submitted: 9/19/2016 4:08:19 PM, -2 points (+4|-6)

I Don't Like Everest. Her Personality is Basically A Copy/Paste of Skye's but More Boring., submitted: 1/8/2017 11:36:47 PM, 0 points (+1|-1)

¡I'm Congested!, submitted: 1/14/2017 2:04:17 PM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Pray for your Damn Selves!, submitted: 10/2/2015 12:25:00 AM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Does black bean soup HAVE to have bacon in it?, submitted: 2/26/2016 3:34:39 AM, 1 points (+2|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

VOAT is Currently 90%+ Men According to, Thats Why its so Awesome Right Now submitted by Spear1000 to random

Dantalian 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago

I'm a lady but I'm full of rage towards the current 'progressive' atmosphere that makes my natural femininity a cardinal sin. Voat is a place that lets me have my say without much drama, though I am pretty much an asshole on every forum I join. I'm man enough for Voat, but a big, dress and heels wearing, cookie baking, boo-boo kissing, soft-spoken, giggling hairless vagina in real life. I hope that Voat stays mostly male, and not the legbeard marrying kind either. I'm willing the run the risk of having my fee fees triggered.

If you could choose to be a born as a man or woman, what would you choose and why ? submitted by simonetreuband to AskVoat

Dantalian 3 points 28 points (+31|-3) ago

Hm.. Tough question.

I love being a woman. Frilly dresses, cookies and not being mocked for liking shallow, saccharine pop music while being lauded for being cool and liking metal is pretty awesome.

I do wonder how awesome life must be for guys who just don't give a fuck about the softness being imposed on males. I can imagine that if they are massively buff, aggressive, have a successful businesses and awesome humor, they can dominate the social scene anywhere they are. It must be cool to travel and partake of the top 10% of ladies, all the while pissing off beta Snowman-kin and their shrill feminist wives who secretly want you.

At the end of the day, though, I would choose to remain as a woman. It's less work, unless you complicate it with willful stupidity, (and sadly, many do). You'll always be praised for accomplishing less simply if it is a "male-dominated field" and you tried. You can be "beautiful and fashionable" and not even be in shape or have non-gaudy taste. Men are expected to court women, still, while all the woman has to do is stand there, reject him, and then giggle about it with their friends. Regardless of how the Internet whines about female-centric issues, being a woman is a pretty sweet deal, even if you are an average tard.

Just a question (see username) submitted by hashtagintrigued to NeoFAG

Dantalian 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago

I use the word nigger prolifically in real life and online. I'm black, and I don't give a fuck about the death of the nigger stooge Charlie Murphy. I use "nigger" to describe trashy people, classy bitches, people that I love, people that I hate, children, inanimate objects and animals. The black squirrels in my area are called "nigger squirrels". The urbanized Asians that work in food service in my area I call "nigger rice". I even had a kitten that I named "Nigger Kitty" because she was mostly black (except for a white spot on her forehead and her paws). I have a fondness for little niglets, and if they aren't bald little low IQ subsaharans I'd like to braid their nigger hair and read nigger children's books to them. A world without the word "nigger" is not a world that I want to live in.

The word "nigger" is a perfect mix of useful and offensive. If I want gibs I can claim that someone called me a "nigger". Instant payday along with book deals and appearances on CNN. If I am talking about something black but want a more colorful word to describe it, I use "nigger", as in "Isn't that nigger puppy precious?" I find it almost as versatile as "fuck". I have overcome what many of my fellow niggers have not- being stuck in a toddler-like emotional state in which every slight against me is responded to with a tantrum. That is the racism that niggers cry hot sauce flavored tears over. By calling everyone and everything "niggers" I am treating them equally with love and acceptance. It's beautiful, motherfucker.

3 lowest rated comments:

Day Without (Illegal) Immigrants Would Save America $351 Million: So Much For #DayWithoutImmigrants submitted by Thalean to news

Dantalian 10 points -7 points (+3|-10) ago

Nah, I'm just trying to get a rise out of someone. I'm waiting on my family to come to hang out and I'm bored in the meantime. A reaction like yours is exactly what I want. :D

A Guy Fed Up With Shoplifters Stops Woman From Shoplifting At Walmart submitted by stegg001 to videos

Dantalian 7 points -6 points (+1|-7) ago

I feel some sympathy for the perp, but only because she is a chick, so I assumed that she was a mommy with god awful decision-making skills and her kids probably hate life. Had she been a dude, I would have called for the vid to be reposted to v/funny. Biased? Sure, but I live in a Gynocracy and I can do shit like that. Stealing is wrong though. Make no mistake, he didn't accomplish anything and she just hit the Circle K or Target up for a new purse and cherry-pit scented shampoo instead.

Regarding NSFW material featuring males. submitted by DietCokehead1 to whatever

Dantalian 12 points -5 points (+7|-12) ago

I throughly enjoyed the little pic spam of man-cuties that I stumbled upon today. Seeing downvoats on a pic of a very fit man with fashionable hair is like a thump in the cervix. :( Men shouldn't be penalized for being sexy.