Year: 2007
Lyric: "I'm the white guy who gave the whole rap game a black eye/Fuck your bitch with a dick thicker then Shaq's thigh." (Slaine)
Can we just go ahead and nominate this one as the best Shaq analogy ever? La Coka Nostra doesn't go with talking about Shaq's shoe size or height in their raps, that's been played out. Instead, they aim for something even more random: The Big Diesel's thigh. OK, OK, we get it already. Shaq is big everywhere. Ayo!