There's Going to Be a Friends Musical and I Feel a Way About it

Songs include "We Were on a Break!"


In today's edition of the Please Leave it Alone News, there's going to be a Friendsmusical. Was there ever a musical episode of Friends? No, there was not. Let's just think about that for a minute!


I mean, first we had to deal with the Amélie musical, the Legally Blonde musical, the Mean Girls musical, the Bring It On musical, and now this? Sacrilege!

Reasons why it's a bad idea:

1. Stop.

2. No.

3. It's a bad idea.

4. I don't want.

If it's not obvious to you yet, we're a little on the fence about having our beloved Friends resurrected in this manner. For sure, it could be amazing, and if it is I'll humbly eat my giant Central Perk coffee mug. BUT. We've all heard Ross's music, and I think we can all agree there's no need to hear any more of that.

The people behind the unofficial musical, who will be receiving a strongly worded letter from me later this week, are Bob and Tobly McSmith, who are also the masterminds behind off-Broadway gems 90210! The Musical and Katdashians! The Musical.

Songs will include "Oh. My. God. It's Janice!," "Could I BE Any More… Love with Monica," and future classic "We Were on a Break!" Admittedly, this sounds hilarious. But we're disappointed they didn't include:

"Dance Interlude 1: Where Ross Bangs His Elbows Together"



"Dance Interlude 2: Leather Pants Dance"

"The Ballad of Miss Chanandler Bong"

"Seriously, What Kind of Name Is Tag?"

"Ben Is Hot Now and It's Weird"



Now that's a musical I would see.

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