Jon Snow Knows Nothing About Lava or Shirts in the Pompeii Trailer

Here's the first trailer of Pompeii starring Jon Snow, Bastard Son of Winterfell (a.k.a Kit Harrington) and it looks riiiiiiiiidiculous. One part Gladiator, one part Dante's Peak and ALL parts cheesy-as-hell, Pompeii tells the story of a young gladiator (of course) who always wears half shirts (yep) and falls in love with a nobleman's daughter (inevitably) and then has to fight a volcano (sure). Don't worry though. If history has taught us anything about Pompeii, it's that everything will turn out fine.

Truth: I will watch this and likely enjoy it. #confessionspart2