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Simon Cowell

Lauren's Divorce Settlement



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LOTS of RULES Simon.....
You sure you want to buy that cow?
You already got the tainted milk, so??

242 days ago

Wow ...    

What a bizarre settlement.

242 days ago


So another prime example of so called 'Adults', who cant get along, using a child as a pawn and the courts who go along with it.

242 days ago


No danger of Simon breaking that rule. He will have to be forced to be around his own kid. Poor kid has to be a item in this mess because his skanky momma could not clamp her legs closed while she was married to his daddy.

242 days ago


Simon is the winner in this settlement. He won't have to deal with a 7 yr old hanging around. Now lets see how Simon does around a baby? How long before he becomes an absentee father so he can keep womanizing?

242 days ago


Her ex should have put a clause in there that stated her child couldn't be around her! It was despicable and very troubling that a mother would parade around, pregnant, while still married to her child's father. I personally hope she breaks the 3X rule. She shouldn't be around a children, she has no morals.

242 days ago


The bitch doesn't even deserve any settlement because she's the one who cheated and got knocked up. Simon can afford her and their baby. Why does she deserve any money? She should get a job. She is also never with her son Adam anyway. That poor kid will be picked on for who knows how long thanks to those to whores. I hope Andrew meets a nice woman who will raise Adam with true values because Lauren is all about the money and whoring herself out.

242 days ago


This won't be an issue for very long. I don't see Simon still being with Lauren once the baby is born. I wouldn't be surprised if a year from now (or sooner) to see a big brawl over child support between Simon and Lauren.

242 days ago


Good. Simon's a slut. His baby momma's a slut. Leave the kid out of it.

242 days ago


this makes me NEVER want to get married.....WTF is wrong with people.....who wants to deal with this crap

242 days ago

Keyser Söze    

... Damn. This is so... f**king... silly.

Getting married is the dumbest thing you can do if you have any money - hell, it's pretty damn stupid when you have none too!

242 days ago

Ozzie X    

I don't blame the chap one bit. Simon is creepy and slimey.

242 days ago


She had a new cash cow, complete with man b.o.o.b.s.

242 days ago


what a ridiculous clause. has simon ever been accused of anything having to do with children?

242 days ago


I can't imagine that that is legal. How can he have requirements like this, when that is not supported by law?

A contract with clauses that go against the law is not enforceable.

242 days ago

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