The sun rises in the Valley. (It only sets when someone invests, in case you're wondering.) We assume that the crack of dawn is when this show will air next week since it's crept up from a 10 p.m. slot to a 9 p.m. one to a 7 p.m. one this week and only our DVR was informed.

At the Villa, Ben gets out of bed and shirtlessly and elaborately stretches.

Reflecting on Hermione's birthday party, he tells the camera he would not have invited VCs "if I knew my sister was playing around with sex toys in the middle of the party."

Cut to Hermione who tells the camera that she's gotten to where she is (um, reality TV?) by being the Hermione Way that might have a bit of fun and try on a strap-on in the middle of a party.

Ben says he's learned to be proper from his father and Hermione, who lived with their mother, had no restrictions.

The two sit down to prepare for yet another pitch meeting. Hermione says she keeps having a dream where she sets herself on fire.

They fight some more about the party and then Hermione introduces into the argument the producer-provided plot point that Ben is dating two girls at the same time. Girl A is Sarah and girl B, we are told by Ben, is Ashley, who lives in New York and who he has a bicoastal on/off thing with. "When we're together, we're together. When we're not, we're not."

Hermione is wearing "universe" leggings, which she says are in honor of Esther Dyson who'll be at the pitch meeting later. Oh, Esther, no.

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