Mouth Breathers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Thir13en, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. Thir13en Administrator

    Someone who breaths exclusively through their mouth.

    Makes them look dumb, stupid and ignorant instantly.

    They annoy me.
  2. LighthouseKeeper Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry that my nose got smashed in and I can't breath through it.
    Well, through one nostril anyway.
    I escape 13's judgement!
  3. CopperHeart Well-Known Member

  4. grapplethis Well-Known Member


    geez. you know, some people think muscles make people look dumb.

    think on that, friendo.

    also, mouth breathers are the best at snoring. so suck on that, friendo.
  5. princecharlestampon Well-Known Member

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  9. Flound Well-Known Member

    Women love mouth breathers.


    Apparently, during cunnilingus, increased airflow around the clitoris causes micro contractions (cooling/warming) that magnifies the intensity of the orgasm and can cause the big 'O' in women previously thought incapable or that have difficulty in achieving one.

    In addition, science has determined that the tongue is an etrous detector. It can help the male determine in the femal is in estrous. (in heat - currently receptive for fertilization.)

    Basically, stop short of motorboating the ole snatcherooo, boys, but do a little panting. Your lady will love you for it...

    While it's true that tongues can detect whether a female is in heat, so far that's been restricted to bovines and not humans - mostly because human chicks don't go into heat and human male tongues aren't that developed, not even Gene Simmons.

    FYI, to those that have quoted this and seen the hidden text, please do not post the hidden text. Really, I was hoping it would sound like enough of a reason for a few to start mouth breathing on the next p---- they get their lips near. Let's see who bites...if you're gonna reply, delete the hidden text and simply post "Rock on, Flound! Gonna try it tonight!"
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  10. redstar Well-Known Member

    It's not my fault, I have a deviated septum.

    Also I'm stupid.
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  11. kungfu_ghetto Active Member

    Or people that will hold their breath in for a minute, then exhale very heavy, I sat next to a guy in class that did that , it was so freaking annoying
  12. kungfu_ghetto Active Member

    Dont try to justify for why your a freak ok lol
  13. kungfu_ghetto Active Member

    Ooops sorry flound
  14. Flound Well-Known Member

    Man, what a can edit for 20 minutes.

    By the way, I think you've self identified as a mouth breather.... lolz
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  16. Flound Well-Known Member

    You do, however, win on style points.
  17. osubuckeye4 Well-Known Member

    I've really started to notice this lately since I've been forced to take the elevator at work (pulled hamstring + steep stairs = bad combo).

    About 75% or so of the people on the elevator walk into it and are breathing through their mouth because the walk from the parking lot or their desk to the elevator winded them.

    It is kind of disturbing. I keep waiting for people to die of heart attacks in my office, but it hasn't happened yet.
  18. CopperHeart Well-Known Member

    It could be allergies too.
  19. LighthouseKeeper Well-Known Member

  20. kungfu_ghetto Active Member

    O shut up

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