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#39 - kadish (07/20/2013) [-]
Idk if it's actually Jesus but...
I am not a christian or ANYTHING like that, I just want to say that it actually is in the bible.
#195 to #39 - blanketandpillow (07/21/2013) [-]
Didn't he say a bunch of weird things that we ignore?
User avatar #179 to #39 - ILikeGreen (07/20/2013) [-]
its doesnt say "sexual relations"
Its says "lie" or "lay"
after a couple hundreds of years things get messed up in translation.
User avatar #190 to #179 - kadish (07/20/2013) [-]
You are the second to say that, but it's simply a differen't translation, if we go to the root it's "Qui dormierit cum masculo coitu femineo", in which dormierit works both for lay or to have sexual relations
User avatar #229 to #190 - ILikeGreen (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm just saying translation is lost over the years.
User avatar #157 to #39 - Kairyuka (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the bible actually says "If a man LAYS with a man as one does with a woman", and that's not necessarily a sexual reference, because of all the other misogyny in Leviticus, it might just mean "Don't treat a man like you'd treat a woman". That's my five cents.
#162 to #157 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
From the New Testament, Romans 1:26-27
User avatar #164 to #162 - Kairyuka (07/20/2013) [-]
Now that's a whole different passage entirely, and that one seems more clear about it. Thanks anon
#173 to #164 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
No problem Funnyjunk stranger.
User avatar #92 to #39 - douevensax (07/20/2013) [-]
U realize leviticus is full of old laws that dont apply today
#160 to #92 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
In the Christian view, yes. And though Jesus himself never really brought up the issue, homosexuality is condemned in the New Testament (Romans).
User avatar #151 to #72 - vuican (07/20/2013) [-]
Good news if you're into your daughter though!
User avatar #111 to #72 - theturkeyburger (07/20/2013) [-]
I've counted 3 contradictions so far, any more?
#75 to #72 - kirluu (07/20/2013) [-]
"13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)"
#70 to #39 - joeyisheres ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Jesus didnt write the bible..
#51 to #39 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Jesus is discussed in the new testament. Old Jewish laws, oral tradition, and philosophy create the old testament and serve as background to the significance to the coming of Christ. Leviticus is known as one of the very intolerant, very outdated, very impractical laws of Judaism that, because of the old testament, is considered by many Christians, and atheists, practices that are upheld by modern Christians. I am Christian, but gay marriage, abortion, euthanasia, and most personal choices that don't impact the safety or health of others. Before people say "being gay isn't a choice" I said gay marriage, not being gay.
User avatar #49 to #39 - sexydingonipples (07/20/2013) [-]
Not Jesus Christo, Leviticus is part of the Old Testament, that would be Pappa Christo
User avatar #56 to #49 - heartlessrobot (07/20/2013) [-]
What about the Count of Monte Cristo?
#42 to #39 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
well its not against being gay
its just about putting your penis into someones ass
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