Name: Talking Pocket Bot Lucy
Age: n/a
Interests: Telling jokes (about dogs), possibly women

Troy: "So many ways to improve..prettier girl, better voice"

It's hard to see why you're not with a real girl, Troy.

Maria: "Considering my lack of friends, I expected to talk to her, with my voice, and for her not to have a robot voice. You can't replace friends I guess."

But I guess you can try, Maria.

Kam: "Gorgeous, but I wish you could ask it anything."

The answer to "anything" would likely be "no."

Jake: "She's adorable! My only complaint is that she only knows dog jokes."

On the Internet, everybody knows you tell dog jokes.

Manmeatsmachine: "I'm tell'n ya if it wasn't fire the sex thing, I think I would be with her at the time!"

A man who has definitely tried to "meats" machine.


We're not sure she plays for your team, Chloe, but we wish you luck.

Eric: "Gay"

Good news, Chloe!

Zachary: "It tells me i love you and cant load"

It happens to everyone, Zachary.

Shawn: "I only like her"

But she like likes you, Shawn.