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If all blacks suddenly left the US by Jewish_NeoCon2in 4chan

[–]Phritz777 21 points22 points

What about all of the hardworking people employed by KFC? What about the average American watermelon farmer? What about the cops across the country forced to turn in their badges after they get their pink slip? Think of all the innocent people you would affect before you say something so ignorant.

Had surgery and just realized that sewed my tattoo together crooked by JulieMMMin mildlyinteresting

[–]Phritz777 0 points1 point

This is like how misprinted money/cards are so much more valuable! Now you have an interesting story, a scar, and a tattoo all in one!

Ladies, what is the smoothest thing a guy has said to you? by AstroNuggetsin AskReddit

[–]Phritz777 15 points16 points

Day 234: I don't want to bring it up because I'm sure it's just in the mail or something. I'll continue following him around until it arrives. It's gotta be any day now.

What TV or movie cliché drives you insane? by pannenkoek2012in AskReddit

[–]Phritz777 0 points1 point

Censorship of everything. I swear censorship is the reason it's so satisfying when a movie will actually show something violent or sexual as long as the movie doesn't revolve around it. (ie horror movies/porn) Censorship always breaks the spell and reminds me I'm watching an editted film instead of experiencing a story.

Took this photo at just the right time! (/xpost from /r/funny) by BananaArmsin photoshopbattles

[–]Phritz777 2 points3 points

Now give them banana arms like OP's username suggests.

What are some life-games you play with yourself? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]Phritz777 10 points11 points

I add, subtract, divide, and multiply numbers on a digital clock to see if I can find a way for them to come out evenly or equate to each other. I've been doing it subconsciously since I was really little.

What is your best "pics or it didn't happen" story that you can actually provide pics to prove that it happened? by Thai-ed_Downin AskReddit

[–]Phritz777 0 points1 point

I've held one of these little guys too! He was stuck in my house and kept flying into the window :( He tuckered himself out and ended up resting on my couch. He was so exhausted and breathing heavily, and didn't seem to mind me delicately scooping him up and bringing him outside. Unfortunately I didn't get a picture, but it was such an experience I'll never forget it.

What requires no skill but still impresses people? by brandondasein AskReddit

[–]Phritz777 84 points85 points

Fry: You find me fascinating, even when I'm not pretending to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.

Ombrial: Lions? You have sea lions on the land?

Fry: Yep. We call them "land sea lions." I tame them.

This is the Insignia you get for killing a Respawn Dev by sneakysafin titanfall

[–]Phritz777 0 points1 point

They had this in Modern Warfare 2 as well. It was a title called Infected if I remember right

Don't you hate it when this happens? by notbalboa09in gifs

[–]Phritz777 40 points41 points

The implication.

Don't you hate it when this happens? by notbalboa09in gifs

[–]Phritz777 25 points26 points

The implication.

Don't you hate it when this happens? by notbalboa09in gifs

[–]Phritz777 28 points29 points

The implication.

Jennifer Garner tries to correct Conan's English. by imjustadude90in funny

[–]Phritz777 0 points1 point

Last time this was posted people kept talking about how unflattering it was. /r/mildlyinteresting

Charger - Retouched + several details. [1920x1080] by sanesanin wallpapers

[–]Phritz777 1 point2 points

does it still count as product placement if your product is broken down?

What's the most inappropriate time to start a USA chant? by Altilongitudein AskReddit

[–]Phritz777 -1 points0 points

Back-To-Back World War Champs

A new soap box to entertain everyone by PaperkutRobin gifs

[–]Phritz777 0 points1 point

dildo aside, this seems really functional and better than other soap options.

This t-shirt... I like it. by goreso23in funny

[–]Phritz777 1 point2 points

then you will love Dick Towel!

The Three Biggest Airlines Just Made Carry-On Sizes Even Smaller by ItsReallyMeSidin travel

[–]Phritz777 10 points11 points

Almost everyone tries to bring overhead luggage only, to the point where 99% of flights have to send extra overhead luggage below to the check-in cargo. This leads to plenty of problems, upset passengers, etc. currently you can fit a fairly large sized suitcase overhead without a real problem. Reducing the size by an inch won't make a huge difference, and considering they just eyeball your carry-on luggage anyway you probably won't have to get new luggage. New luggage sold might just be a little smaller

Big Drop by botulizardin woahdude

[–]Phritz777 2 points3 points

I love the "don't give a fuck" attitude that went into designing SF's street grid.

"B-but what about the hills?"