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07-11-2006, 01:00 AM
A farmer had a horrible wife who nagged him mercilessly. From morning till night (and sometimes later) she was always complaining about something.

The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife lit into him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.



The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice she looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale

07-11-2006, 06:56 AM

My morning chuckle from Lyn....

God Bless ya!!!

:sofunny: :sofunny:

07-11-2006, 09:52 AM
Thats a good one!