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Rules Of Life For Normal People



3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.









13. They say ‘like’ every other word.



Townie 2: Innit

Townie 1: Yeah like

Townie 2: Bling
by townie hater March 23, 2005
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Hi im a townie......some one please put me out of my scum bag un-educated going nowhere in life misery and shoot me in the head with the biggest gun you can find.
Im really cool, i cant fight without 6-10 of my mates, to take on one guy so ill throw some food on him.... owwie such pain. oh no not paint you might stain my school clothes..... cunt you think we care, from the eternal sayings of the 4hed JUST DIE
by xxRossCorexx April 30, 2004
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At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear.

If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.

It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
yeah theyare townies over there and those ppl are greebos
by nadia March 23, 2004
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Townie girls come in to types.
The male of the species are not very varied.
example of their odd behaviour:
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things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav

dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
by Me January 04, 2004
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(see knob jockey or cunt) somebody from basingstoke hampshire u.k hangs around outside macdonalds and suffers from dickheaditis they usualy dont go to school and have 1 crack head parent they also whear cheap ass jackets that say the shittest and i mean SHIT logos i.e boston duffer and michagan half of these peopel thinking these are makes of cloths and not citties or sayings. they also thik eating posh pot noddles actually make them posh
man check out tht townie eating a posh noodle

oi blud fuck yall selves full im posh u bumboclut ass wipe fuck face
by townie hater March 21, 2005
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they go around towns n cities in groups as big as der homies aka blazin' squad n so solid crew. they tke da piss outa NORMAL ppl such as greebs, sk8as n goths n ne1 wid a life, sense of humour, n friends!!! lol, this always becomes clear wen dey wlk past u tlkn lyk deyve been smaked in da face wid a fryin pan (do u av 2 spell evryfin 2 dem?!?!) n lookin lyk it 2!!!
male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)!!
female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it!! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip!! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off!!! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless!!!!!!!
all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added
wot dya call a townie in a metal box??

wot dya call a townie in a filing cabinet??

wot dya call a townie hu worships da devil??

wot dya call a townie on a bike??

wot dya call a townie in a sk8prk??

wot dya call a townie in a box??
by greebo_aka_townie_h8a November 21, 2004
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