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#101 - Pretty sure this EXACT same thing was in a Bond movie. I don't… 02/05/2014 on Breathing 0
#68 - Like I've always said, if the church doesn't want to support g…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Gay marriage +1
#76 - mooproxy (02/04/2014) [-]
The interesting fact is you're allowed to marry your first cousin in 21 states, but gay marriage is only allowed in 17.
#49 - Your *** would be gone by the time you hit the bottom. 02/04/2014 on ivan hold my hand +1
#39 - There is actually no "official language" of the unit…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Advertising war 0
User avatar #67 - rockamekishiko (02/04/2014) [-]
exactly. we thankfully have the freedom to speak whatever the fuck language we want. But not speaking english hinders the non-speaker a hell of a lot more than the rest of the population. I hate how people think it affects them directly
#287 - But... Frostbite on penis. 02/04/2014 on Disney girls have it rough 0
#387 - It would be interesting to take a moderately high dose of LSD …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These 0
#406 - gentlemanscholar (02/04/2014) [-]
watch the movie "Altered States". The scientist protag does just that. He turns into a monkey and it's fucking stupid.
#400 - catternaut (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah fun until you roll around and drown without realizing it.
#8 - If I open my window with no screen in it, moths and mosquitoes… 02/03/2014 on Screens +6
#10 - A spring-loaded center punch is pretty effective at breaking t… 02/03/2014 on this glass.. 0
#10 - This was sadly proven to be a myth.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Now that is smart +1
#12 - 2scared2login (02/02/2014) [-]
#4 - Right away, Lord Inglip.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Google Plus is just... +64
#6 - mkgt (02/02/2014) [-]
#9 - That is the caduceus, not the rod of asclepius. The proper sym…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on he has funny hair +30
#62 - wimwam (02/02/2014) [-]
You beat me to it.
The one in the content is the staff of hermes (god of trade, travel, etc) whereas asclepius (your picture) is the god of medicine.
#40 - xfrankie (02/02/2014) [-]
"... It is said the wand would wake the sleeping and send the awake to sleep. If applied to the dying their death was gentle, if applied to the dead they returned to life.[4] ..."

To a certain extent, the caduceus makes sense, however as you said the right medicinal symbol is the Asclepius' rod.
User avatar #13 - TheMather (02/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, a rather worrying amount of health institutions seem to promote the use of mercury rather than medicine with their logos.
User avatar #25 - vicsix (02/02/2014) [-]
I believe it's because the caduceus is bad as fuck, while the rod of asclepius is really meh.
#13 - Comment deleted 02/01/2014 on Plot twist 0
#30 - I liked it better when it was green. 02/01/2014 on A moment of appreciation 0
#111 - Picture 02/01/2014 on quality American television 0
#70 - I think this one takes the cake. 01/31/2014 on you're having a bad day +23
#24 - "Well, that's the last time I drop acid on the subway" 01/31/2014 on A glitch in the matrix +5
#19 - That doesn't look like a lot of snow at all.  [+] (16 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Old Nan Disapproves +2
User avatar #26 - Noonelikesanimal (01/30/2014) [-]
so let me explain you a thing. im from alabama and i agree its not a lot of snow. but the weather is just perfect for a shitstorm of ice. basically the snow falls and melts because the ground isnt frozen. but after it melts it freezes. this leads to a layer of ice with a light dusting of snow on top. that ,coupled with the fact that Alabamians are about as good at snow driving as elephants are at jumping, leads to chaos. i had a friend who was stuck at school over night last night because my hometown shut down all of the roads. his mom had to walk five miles just to get to her house from the roadblock. some people are stranded on the interstate and have been there for approximately 30 hours. so its basically a clusterfuck.
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#28 - cronois (01/30/2014) [-]
Just about everywhere in the north/northeast is a blanket of ice. During the day the snow gets plowed and the roads are salted. The salt melts the ice, but since its anywhere from -15 to -40 it refreezes almost instantly.
#35 - 2scared2login (01/30/2014) [-]
Did you miss the part about how they can't fucking drive in the snow down there? For them to drive in the snow is like asking you to jump 50 feet on a dirt bike the very first time you ride it.
User avatar #57 - galgawine (01/30/2014) [-]
I just got my license in Vermont and went right from driving on clean roads to snow covered ones in a day. People in the North are just born knowing how to drive in bad weather you learn from experience same as people in the South could. I'd never driven in snow/ice before and I didn't crash, neither did the thousands of other people driving around me.
#38 - cronois (01/30/2014) [-]
Unless they are driving a RWD vehicle with bald tires then asking anyone to drive in the snow isn't unreasonable.
User avatar #48 - karson (01/30/2014) [-]
it's not just that, it's also the fact that snow plows are far and few in between down here. people aren't used to driving in this much snow. we have about a foot where I'm at, and it's the most snow this area has gotten since the 50's.

I'm from here, but I have no problem driving in the snow, I used to go on ski trips all the time, and I have a 4x4 beater truck so I don't have to take my nice car out in the snow.
#52 - cronois (01/30/2014) [-]
I honestly don't have a problem with someone pulling over and waiting it out in that much snow, I've done it myself but what most people are referring to is the picture above where there is a slight dusting and people are wrecked along the road.
User avatar #54 - karson (01/30/2014) [-]
oh yeah, it's insane here. I drove along about 5 miles of freeway into town this afternoon I live in the boonies and counted about 20-30 cars in the ditch or stuck in the median or sideways or something. it's kinda funny.
#56 - cronois (01/30/2014) [-]
This is the only accident that we've had in our area. The snow is deep enough to bury a car.
User avatar #142 - karson (01/31/2014) [-]
well no duh, the car looks like it's in a ditch haha. I don't like using 4wheel drive in my truck, keeping it in 2wd is more fun, lol. most people down my way haven't wrecked, due to 4x4 and stuff like that. all redneck jacked up trucks I'm kinda guilty of this too, but the truck was my first car, I didn't have a choice, but it's grown on me and I kept it

although honestly another contributing factor is the lack of snow gear for cars down here. up north where it snows, it's rather easy to find chains or snow tires. here... not so much.
#143 - cronois (01/31/2014) [-]
Snow drift, not a ditch.
User avatar #144 - karson (01/31/2014) [-]
whatever bro, still a pile of snow.
User avatar #40 - mylazy (01/30/2014) [-]
You underestimate the need for experience all too much.
#37 - 2scared2login (01/30/2014) [-]
by first time i mean first time on any bike not that specific bike, so don't do the purposeful misunderstanding that people are so good at.
User avatar #29 - Noonelikesanimal (01/30/2014) [-]
well thats when you run to the nearest walmart and buy some snow chains. a luxury that we dont have in the south
#8 - It ain't over until the fat lady... farts.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Wut +22
User avatar #9 - slapchoppin (01/30/2014) [-]
or the fart lady sings
#10 - 2scared2login (01/30/2014) [-]
Read fart as fat, was ready to hate on you for killing it. Apologies.
#21 - doesthislookunsure (01/30/2014) [-]
And the dick of the day goes to...
#22 - Jesus I thought she was in half for a second. Got lucky, real lucky.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2014 on mistakes were made ! +15
User avatar #24 - fuzzyballs (01/30/2014) [-]
more like unlucky
lucky would mean she actually be on the train, not under it
User avatar #29 - psykobear (01/30/2014) [-]
More like lucky.
Unlucky would mean dead.
#27 - stickmansam (01/30/2014) [-]
more like unlucky
lucky would mean she won the lottery and had a fucking car.
#30 - spiceycoughdrop (01/30/2014) [-]
#83 - Oh yeah. I have tons of stuff I'd love to ramble about live on… 01/29/2014 on Funnyjunk Talkshow ? 0
#41 - War is not a human construct. War existed before we did, and i… 01/29/2014 on Man vs Ant 0
#45 - Not necessarily. Not every dyed candy makes your teeth colored. 01/29/2014 on Breaking Bad +1
#3 - Harvey Dent cat. 01/28/2014 on Fused Cat Eggs 0
#25 - Picture 01/28/2014 on Try it, see what happens. +2
#6 - I've been known to remove my hands from the wheel at highway s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Bohemian Rhapsody +16
User avatar #18 - lozengekat (01/28/2014) [-]
Haha, I did actually have to ban Queen from my car because I got too carried away, and when I stopped in traffic, people would look at me funny....... apart from one guy, he joined in .... he was awesome
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
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User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like ******** for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii (10/05/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.

User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
#12 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, hey, how's "My last night as a free man" working out?
User avatar #13 to #17 - Lambda (11/09/2011) [-]
Read my former status update. I was able to use some information to bargain with the dean. He agreed not to send me to jail or expel me, but I did get suspended for a long time.
User avatar #14 to #18 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, right, how convenient. I suppose a liar will never admit so, but we both know the truth. I'd suggest you break this habit quickly.
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