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A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
Andrew gave Purt a piping hot carl.
by Macking Some Fat January 08, 2006
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The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
by theslish March 07, 2010
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When you take a shit in your hand, throw it at somebody's face and kick them through a window.
I was so pissed off I Hot-Carl'd the guy interviewing me for the job!
by macdaddy94 November 05, 2006
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When your roommate passes out and then you take a large creamy shit in their mouth.
Jason passed out from a long night of drinking, then Lisa, J-Rod, Mike Lin, and I all took a sweet Hot-Carl in his mouth.
by J-Rod Marks September 28, 2005
76 175
A hot carl is when you shit in your partners mouth.

If you miss their mouth and hit their face it is but a warm carl.
I shit in her mouth.
by morety March 02, 2005
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Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.
Drive by hot carling is in order for tonights path of chaos.
by Karl Plug March 01, 2005
61 171
When you take a shit on somebody's chest
Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up
by Buck Buck March 23, 2005
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