Nicolas Cage, Dying (And Humping January Jones) Before Our Very Eyes

We have reached the point where the release of a new Nicolas Cage movie is less fodder for humor than it is an indignity upon everyone involved with its making. It is odd, actually, that movies like Seeking Justice, which will slink across 250 screens today, less a movie release than a walk of shame, keep getting… » 3/16/12 4:00pm 3/16/12 4:00pm