I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

(290 Posts)
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 14:50:25




WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. sad

ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 14:51:48

I can't visualise... I need a diagram I think


HormonalHousewife Wed 12-Jun-13 14:52:00

shame on you

hussy grin

emblosion Wed 12-Jun-13 14:52:08

Sorry but grin

You're going to have to resign....

foofooyeah Wed 12-Jun-13 14:52:09

Im laughing my head off!

bigTillyMint Wed 12-Jun-13 14:52:32


Oh well, you are a very friendly team!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 14:55:41

If you imagine going into an embrace, one hand is too slow to go around and gets caught in between the two bodies.. on the cock! Oh God. blush

NinetiesBitch Wed 12-Jun-13 14:55:54


So. Size?

Imgonnachange Wed 12-Jun-13 14:56:58

That. is. amazing.

That's definately a conversation starter at this years X'mas party... Oi Newbiedude, remember when we first met and I grabbed a massive handful of your bollocks? grin

LIZS Wed 12-Jun-13 14:57:00

omg pmsl

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Wed 12-Jun-13 14:57:08

Is your company Ann Summers?

Areyoumadorisitme Wed 12-Jun-13 14:57:28

gringrinThat made me smile! Thanks for brightening up my afternoon!!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 14:58:28

My hand was in a natural relaxed cup position. I instinctively flattened my palm when his crotch landed in there so didn't get a proper feel, he was in chinos so very thin material. <gag>

Trying to mn on the sly..

ParsingFancy Wed 12-Jun-13 14:59:22

Thank you, OP. grin

I feel so much better now about grappling my friend's elderly DM's breast...

DonnyOsmondsTeeth Wed 12-Jun-13 15:00:25

Is he attractive? grin

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger Wed 12-Jun-13 15:00:51

you probably just made his day

Gunznroses Wed 12-Jun-13 15:01:45

I dont understand how on earth a hug turns into cupping balls shock

whatsleep Wed 12-Jun-13 15:02:11

Oh my god that's hilarious grin I'm am cringing for you!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:03:28

Sadly not Ann Summers.

He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.

forevercloudy Wed 12-Jun-13 15:03:41

Ha! grin

ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 15:03:59

Thank you Nobody. That is much clearer.

on the cock <shudder>

Hilarious grin

NoelHeadbands Wed 12-Jun-13 15:04:27

Oh no that's awful. That's the kind of shit that will wake you up screaming, in a cold sweat, just as you were dropping off to sleep sad

The only thing I have that's similar is the eye exam I had, where the optician's packet came to rest lightly on my knee hmm We both stiffened. We both knew what was happening. I could feel him trying to manoeuvre 'it' off the knee, but it was kind of caught confused. What a relief when it was all over. But at least I didn't have to face him again

elfycat Wed 12-Jun-13 15:05:58

I've done the thing where you don't realise the person is behind you and cop a quick feel. I can say that one of my colleagues wasn't wearing underwear. Yuk!

Go out and apologise. Say you have a phobia about things like that and have just spent the last 2 hours cleaning your hands, no offense meant Sir but I'd NEVER have done that on purpose.

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:06:17

I wish I could provide a diagram, I could draw one and then run it through the xerox but it's just too risky.

Just now I send a diagram of stick woman cupping stick mans genitals to all staff.

gunz It was definitely balls, there was a brief squishiness.

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