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28 / M / Straight / Single

San Francisco, CA

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I'll Tinder the fuck out of you


I always knew Flipper and I were meant to be

An empty plate of meat. I think this is what is known as being a real man

Yep, I can jump

For the record, that is not a real beer belly. I know it looks convincing (even my parents thought the American diet had gotten the better of me), but I assure you it's just a very well placed towel.

A pretty fucking big mountain

Some landscape somewhere high