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edit What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?

Horace Donald Westenchester 06:55, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

'Ay yo. I got this shit, nigga. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:28, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
Humour: 8 So I heard some nigga came on here lookin' fo' a Pee Review fo' his article, and I believe I'm your man to do this. I read the article, I laughed like a white boy in a KKK parade, and I thought "I'll hit this mofo up with a review," ya know? I'll make it nice an'...detailled fo' ya.

So I'm readin' the title, right? An' I thought, "'Ey, this cracka might know what he's talkin' 'bout." An' I was right, yo. I was readin', an' I was laughin', an' I thought, "Dayum. This is some funny shit." So I showed my bitch, right? She didn't like it as much fo' some reason, so I smacked her around a bit an' said, "Bitch, fuckin' laugh or I will beat the shit outta you!" She laughed mo' after that.

So now I'm down to the part where some nigga didn't review it, right? An' I'm like, "Wut the fuuuuck." A whole day waitin' to review a fuckin' article? It's cuz he's black, ain't it? But then you talked 'bout those cracka-azz mofos all tryna review your shit, and then the po-po came, an' it was all crazy yo. But it was still kinda funny, in a "I know what you mean, brotha" sorta way. Then that one part, where the one otha nigga stop by an' give that bullshit review? That's some funny shit right there. An' then the first nigga came back an' like, didn't review it again? Even after anotha' 24 hours? Tha's some straight-up comedy gold right there, nigga. Pure fuckin' genious.

A'ight fosho, now I'm down to the cheeseburger part where this nigga offers a cheeseburger for a fuckin' Pee Review? Dayum, my momma musta thought I was on crack or somethin', cuz I broke down right there. Seriously, you eva' thought of doin' stand-up for a livin'? Cuz...dayum. But then it got all homo in the next part, where the nigga wanted to suck dick? What kinda nigga sucks dick? A cracka-azz nigga, tha's fosho! But I can see how he was pushed to that kinda...des-perashun afta' all that shit.

Concept: 7 Now I can see why a nigga would be upset about not gettin' his Pee Reviewed. Though theres shit out there that's way mo' serious (like not gettin' your fuckin' chicken McNuggets when politely ordered) I can definitely see what this muthafucka's gettin' at. I'd be pretty fuckin' pissed off too if my pee consistently did not get reviewed. Or if one of them crackas or coppers came by an' tryed to "enforce them laws" on me. Or if that fuckin' Mexican workin' at McDonald's screws up my McNuggets one more time. But tha's not the point. Overall though, a pretty dope idea.
Prose and formatting: 8 Hell yeah muthafucka, this is my kinda prose right 'ere! Straight-up, street, man. Hella trippin'. I didn't see any problems with the way you spoke; hell, if someone don't like it, they just a stupid cracka who couldn't last two seconds in the real world, by which I mean the ghetto.
Images: 7.5 A'ight, so there were only two images, both of 'em were black guys though. The first one was a fuckin' black guy sittin' at a computer goin', "Da FUCK?" An' the second one is some nigga with a cheeseburger goin', "Man, I got these cheeseburgers." Both of 'em tie in pretty fuckin' well in my humble opinion, so you're all good in my book.
Miscellaneous: 8 Fuck yeah, nigga.
Final Score: 38.5 This article is pretty fuckin' DOPE, yo. I like the consept, the way it's been laid out (like that bitch in my bed right now), an' this nigga thought it wasn't a wasta time. I'd vote FOR on VFH, but it ain't on VFH yet. You can fix that now, if you want. (On a slightly more serious note, the article you linked to at the beginning has been deleted, so link it somewhere else and it'll be perfect)
Reviewer: Pelozurian (talk) 09:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
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