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Hand over the breasts and no one gets hurt


A legal quagmire has broken out over a pair of boobs.

Wait. Let me be more specific, since a lot of legal problems stem from arguments over various breasts here and there.

This problem has developed over Carrie Prejean’s breasts.


California USA pageant officials want axed beauty queen Prejean

to repay the company $5,200 for her breast implants. She has sued the

pageant for revealing that her breasts had been augmented.


pageant, in the snippy legal back-and-forth, says the cat was out of

the bag — or the boobs were out of the bikini — when she competed in

the pageant’s swimsuit competition and showed off her new accessories. She claims it’s all part of a smear

campaign against her after she spoke out against gay marriage.

The pageant claims Prejean was uncooperative and belligerent. Her attorneys say she’s being punished because of traditional message.

In problem resolution, the key thing is to find some a position that

both sides can support. They did, according to CNN and court papers:

One thing they all agreed on was that Prejean needed bigger breasts…”

See? That wasn’t so hard, was it? Let us continue…

“Ms. Prejean disclosed that she had been thinking

about and wanting to have breast augmentation surgery for some time,



competitive for the Miss USA pageant.”

After pageant officials

agreed to loan her the money, Prejean underwent breast augmentation in

January, the pageant filing said.


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Roy Bragg

6 Responses

  1. John says:

    Love this girl.

    Keep up the good fight, honey!

  2. Farley says:

    She should give back everything they awarded her. EVERYTHING!

    Are those teeth hers?

  3. Frank says:

    After pageant officials agreed to loan her the money

    Doesn’t even a beauty queen know what the word “loan” means?

  4. Norfitz says:

    Doesn’t the bible these bible-thumpers thump proclaim that the body is a temple? Mutilating your body to make it more sexually attractive to look at (certainly not to touch) seems pretty corrupt, but then so does wiping entire species off the face of the earth. I can only hope that enough of this theology is true that these people can someday meet their creator and have her say, “So where are the polar bears and salmon I left with you?”

  5. Kirk says:

    She’s just giving the pageant tit for tat.

  6. MarkY says:

    She has a smaller problem than gay marriage!