(To Ross and Rachel) Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!


Monica: Okay, here's the thing.
Pete: The thing! Oh no, I hate the thing. What's the thing?

Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Rachel: What a bitch. I'm gonna kick his ass.

(To the chick) That's Yasmine Bleeth. She's a different kind of chick.


Phoebe: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? No.

Monica: (To Phoebe) Does it involve clogs?
Phoebe: Wait, clogs or claws?
Monica: Clogs.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Claws?
Phoebe: No.

Ross: (About Rachel's makeup) Okay, there you go.
Rachel: (Looks in the mirror) Sure. Sure, I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.

Chandler: Now you stay out here and you think about what you did!
Ross: That's a duck.
Chandler: That's a bad duck!

(To Chandler) You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan.

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