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Bernadette: How come the three of you never got an apartment together?
Leonard: We talked about it, but Howard was in a pretty serious relationship with his mom.
Howard: I lived with her to save money.
Raj: You didn't have to buy groceries because you were breast feeding.

Penny: So what do you think.
Sheldon: A tad asymmetrical but nothing to be worried about.



Sheldon: I've seen things. Lady things.

And turn the bedroom floor into a amniotic slip and slide


Sheldon: The second I go out of town you throw a Christmas party without me?
Amy: Yeah, kind of.
Sheldon: That's so thoughtful. You guys are the best.

Sheldon: No. I'll be Uncle Dr. Cooper.


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