Mister Wolfenbloode, honored member of the London Victorian Strollers worked up this ascot tutorial for a dignified and chic ascot, and Messrs. Andrews and Pygott (with the assistance of their cat, Pusspartout) graciously and meticulously constructed one. This method involves the laborious “snake giving birth to a baby snake, but the baby snake’s actually bigger than the mother snake, and it’s a snake that gives birth to live young instead of an egg” method of turning ones ascot right side out, but all turns out in the end! Gentlemen and chaps, snag some silk from Britex and make a stack of ascots for daily savoir-faire!