Adult SMS Messages

Why woman moan?
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Wont go down?
23 useless parts
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant “crow”.dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
My days …
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
Today in style …
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
3 Choices
A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a pros!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!