

[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.

Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.

[to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.

Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?

It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?



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