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[–]Carduceus 0 points1 point


Buy that man a car and just as he answers his door to see you greeting him with a shiny new Bently/Ferarri go-fast machine, you take a tub of Vaseline and smeer a giant penis on the bonnet of the car. In your last act of defiance you dump a bucket of metal shavings on to the bonnet and leave. What you have effectively done is left this man with a machine of envy which is practically unusable. As he tries to scrub off the Vaseline, the metal shavings scratch away the paint, leaving a cock in its wake. Oh and put sugar in the fuel tank. If he tries to get the car repainted, after driving it for a bit the engine will fail.