Jerry Seinfeld Takes Orders From a Higher Power

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"I'm not sure I should take it entirely as a compliment. Let me put it this way: People [are] saying, 'You look like a fucking goblin!'" Martin Freeman on the rumor that he is being considered to play the title role in The Hobbit [MTV]

"Not only is it bright pink with the bell and streamers and the whole thing, but it has Hello Kitty tires. Every time I leave my apartment, my doorman just shakes his head." Sarah Michelle Gellar on her bicycle [Self via E Online]

"I'm probably one of the four or five best-known Americans in the world." Rudy Giuliani, who's forgetting that there are now six Jolie-Pitts [USAT via AP]

"I've been outside. It's not that great. Outdoor activities always tend to interrupt my napping and watching of Law & Order marathons." Jim Gaffigan on why he's glad summer is over [EW]