Finally, a Feminine Vodka Specially Formulated to Get Your Vagina Drunk

Can I ask you a question? Why are you not drunk right now? I mean, yes, you're probably at work, or school, or even at home, trying to keep your child from wandering into traffic, but let's be honest. The reason that you're not drunk is because you just haven't found the right thing to drink, am I right? For so long,… » 3/01/12 1:00pm 3/01/12 1:00pm

Gross Billboard Ensures that No One Will Drink Its Gross Vodka

Thanks to a tipster's dexterity with a camera phone, we can all revel in this unreasonably large testament to Western culture's inveterate misogyny. Economical as a fine plastic bottle of Wódka may be, if its distillers were more concerned with their potential customers' impending hangovers, they'd finish the logical… » 2/12/12 3:00pm 2/12/12 3:00pm

There Is Such A Thing As Marshmallow Vodka, And Amber Rose Is Its Face

Amber Rose is the face of Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka. There are many weird things about that sentence, but the words "marshmallow vodka" are perhaps the most stomach-churning. How kid-friendly! The concept brings to mind barfing gently by a campfire. Amber Rose is also the face of Smirnoff whipped cream… » 11/09/11 8:15pm 11/09/11 8:15pm

Vodka Marketing Has Always Been Ridiculous

Nowadays, you can't open your front door in a trendy urban neighborhood without hitting someone vomiting vodka cocktails on your front stoop. Vodka has become the stuff boozy dreams are made of- the fuel for Jersey Shore fist pumping, the gasoline upon which hundreds of disproportionately teary boyfriend/girlfriend… » 8/21/11 1:32pm 8/21/11 1:32pm

Vodka Is For Cougars; Will Renew Your Masculinity

The overlords of advertising seem confused on a very important point: should vodka be girly or manly? Or is it the realm of that strange and exotic creature, the cougar? Millions of dollars hang in the balance. » 3/01/10 6:40pm 3/01/10 6:40pm