Whoever named this business must think like a twelve-year-old - just like me. Let me introduce you to the dirtiest named business in Michigan.

Located on US 41 in L'Anse on the way up to Houghton and the remote Keweenaw Peninsula, Dick's Pump and Munch is legendary in parts of the Upper Peninsula.

It's a gas station and convenience store - pump and munch. And it was owned by a guy named Dick. Why are you letting your mind wander into the gutter?

The Pump and Munch is listed for $299,000 by Great Lakes and Land Real Estate Company which describes the property and business as:

This unique high visibility commercial location offers 3,000 Square Feet of retail space shared by two businesses. Nearly 2,000 Square Feet of the building is currently occupied by a retail plaza type business called Dick's Pump N Munch! The business is open from 5:00 a.m. to Midnight each day, and serves fuel, ice, convenience items, cigarettes, take-out beer and wine, food and beverages! The sale will include Walk-In Cooler.

If you do buy the business, please keep the "I Heart Dick's" t-shirts they sell. Dick's wouldn't be Dick's without them.

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