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3:00 AM
@Brant NO.
Also @ everything in the last 5 minutes
@Brant You've said too much already.
32 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
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Hmm, I wonder why there isn't a good iOS chat.se frontend. Maybe I should make one.
@Brant Might be hard to plug into the chat and get the data you need?
Also, logging in on mobile devices is really sketchy last I checked
omg it is isn't it
3:01 AM
@spugsley Oh, it is.
@spugsley I would, but that would be a lie
It's relevant in the worst way.
Yes, it is.
3:02 AM
the worst way imaginable.
@Mana don't think the API allows write access
The worst.
In completely random news:
There is no chat API
3:02 AM
Peter piper picked a peck of penile peppers?
@GnomeSlice what the hell.
It's a pepper.
@GnomeSlice you were doing so well.
It looks hilarious.
if someone is at work, they can't have a huge phallic object on their screen
3:03 AM
It looks like a dick. Last I checked, things resembling dicks were nsfw.
Am I wrong?
not at all
@Mana I dont think so
@Mana How often do you check?
@OrigamiRobot multiple times a day
@Mana How thorough...
3:04 AM
O-o inappropriate!
No, I only check when Gnomeslice posts things resembling them in the chatroom. As I did just now.
however...on some days that can be multiple times a day.
nice save
Q: Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road Couriers Mile Notable Loot

Grant.WeedenI Am playing Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road and just got to the courier quest were you have to kill ulysess and wanted to know if there was any notable loot before i finish the add-on

In any case, I prefer /r/happygirls
To... penile peppers...
@GnomeSlice hm. I'm uh...I'm going to check that out. In case it's NSFW.
3:10 AM
@GnomeSlice do I even want to know...?
It's mostly nsfw, but no sexual acts of any kind.
Also, I SUCK at Aquadelic GT!
I can't handle any of the final class of boats...
@spugsley Pictures of legal age girls who are smiling.
Often in revealing outfits, and sometimes wearing absolutely nothing.
@Mana What did you expect, I'm not a deviant.
@Mana Is this rule in a book or something? "Ah yes, section 6 B, penis shaped objects...ah yes, peppers..."
I feel like I missed an exciting conversation.
Damn you smoking habit!
3:13 AM
@Fluttershy Penile peppers, smiling nudity.
Also, @BenBrocka @EBongo My second Rainbow Dragon is on its way!
@Fluttershy Hey that is exciting
foams at the mouth
@Mana I don't know anything. What is a rainbow pony dragon?
Well, now that Mana has apparently suffered a dragon-related seizure, I'll make a note to have new elections scheduled to replace him.
3:14 AM
@Fluttershy congrats!
@Mana I wasn't even talking about ponies, you racist.
I'm trying for a second dodo, I THINK one is incubating
@BenBrocka I sold my second dodo... <.<
@Mana it's just a dragon, not a pony dragon
3:15 AM
Stuff and things, as usual.
it was a dodo! Just one more...
I was trying to make a joke about how I feel like everything Tristian talks about is ponies, but my delivery sucked.
@TimStone Junk and stuff.
@Mana I liked it.
3:17 AM
@GnomeSlice Exactly.
@Mana There's more to life than ponies. There's also dragons and rainbows
also, agh. it's lonely here in Ottawa.
@BenBrocka ponies have those too
@Mana I don't know anyone named Tristian.
@Mana why? :( where is your lady friend?
3:18 AM
@spugsley Toronto!! :(
@Fluttershy I used to
@spugsley Who? @GnomeSlice? He's here.
Oh snap.
@murgatroid99 My name is Tristan. Sans-second I.
@Fluttershy you get no props from me. That was totally lame
3:19 AM
@Mana are you going to the comicon or whatever it is that's coming up in Ottawa?
@Mana awww :(
@spugsley Alas, it is not your props I seek.
@Fluttershy oh, that. Didn't even notice the spelling
Don't get me started on names and spelling
we've been separated for more than a week OMG.
3:20 AM
I'm just glad if people get the right first name, let alone spell it right
@Mana that's terrible!!!!
but seriously after spending pretty much all our time together last semester I'm going nuts here by myself.
@BenBrocka Why not, Bean Brokka?
It's technically Bennett, so often people will assume my middle or last name are my first name
@Fluttershy I alternated back and forth with/without the i until I settled with...damn.
3:21 AM
@Mana So close. Also... I only talk about ponies when someone else is.
@BenBrocka That's strange, why would people do that?
And no one can spell Bennett or Brocka worth a damn either
@Mana That sucks. I started dating someone in high school shortly before moving halfway around the world. Distance (large or small) can be aggravating at times, for sure. When do you head back?
THen again, with my last name...if I say it out loud, I have had people legit think I am saying "None", as in I don't have a last name.
@BenBrocka That's because people these days HAVE NOT READ THEIR JANE AUSTEN.
3:22 AM
@AshleyNunn That's just... shakes head
@AshleyNunn lol
@TimStone yeah. Me and @IanPugsley were long distance for three years before he finally moved here to go to college near me
@TimStone I know, right? I am always like....wait what?
Oh, people.
@AshleyNunn Someone once asked me how to pronounce my last name... When I told them, they said, "You know you're pronouncing that wrong, right?"
@Fluttershy forserious?
3:23 AM
I guess that's better than the 3 first names people seem to think I have
I definitely broke off a relationship rather than continue it across 3000 miles last year.
fo realsiez.
Not counting Ben/Bennett
Fuck LDR's. So awful.
@AshleyNunn Yep.
3:23 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz awful but sometimes so worth it :)
@Fluttershy Wow. People are...wow.
@AshleyNunn If it makes you feel better, I've had people ask me how to spell my name before...which is like...C'mon now.
@TimStone O.O
Timm ston
donal plz
3:25 AM
@TimStone The umlaut goes over the O, right?
@TimStone I go back to Toronto tomorrow so not that much longer now...what really scares me is that I know she's planning on doing grad school in Europe.
I need to rethink my entire life...
@OrigamiRobot Mind = blown.
@Mana it's going to suck but you'll be fine. :)
3:26 AM
@Ullallulloo What the hell is this?!
@TimStone Mr. Timn
with an 'n'.
@OrigamiRobot Whoa
@OrigamiRobot I don't recognize the one on the top, but I feel like I should...
@Fluttershy It's actually Tim Stoกิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิe
Also, this makes me want to watch Magic School Bus.
3:28 AM
@TimStone He comes...
@Mana Oh, that's good at least. As far as the whole Europe thing goes, I'm sure it'll be fine. Plus, it's an excuse to go have epic European adventures, or something.
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@Fluttershy That stuff messes with my head :P
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3:30 AM
Iä, Shub-Niggurath!
@Fluttershy So you're one of those assholes who posts the stupid comments on youtube that overlap EVERYTHING.
A: RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

bobinceYou can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool th...

@OrigamiRobot WHOA RACISM
@GnomeSlice Negative. I just copied and pasted from KnowYourMeme.
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3:31 AM
@Fluttershy HOW is that a meme?
@GnomeSlice The Black Goat of the Woods With A Thousand Young!
what the heck did I just read...
@Mana T_T
3:34 AM
well, on that note, going to try and sleep.
night night
good night @spugsley!
and @TimStone
no good night for @GnomeSlice
@Mana Happy nightmares
@Mana Pardon?
3:37 AM
@Mana Good night.
@Fluttershy I always knew Arnold was a Time Lord
@TimStone I miss that show...
@Fluttershy What's confusing you about this? They were from the same studio.
@GnomeSlice Were they?
3:43 AM
@Fluttershy Nickelodeon, innit?
@GnomeSlice Different creators though. Also, Hey Arnold premiered in 1995. That was from one of the first episodes. 3 years prior to Catdog and 4 years pre-Spongebob
@Fluttershy ...Interesting. They must have had the ideas on ice.
@OrigamiRobot Ping!
@Fluttershy Pong
@OrigamiRobot I sent that as soon as I saw you launch Binding of Isaac... lol
3:57 AM
@Fluttershy What kind of science were you doing?
@OrigamiRobot Testing your dedication to Isaac's plight.
@Fluttershy I don't get audio pings anymore for some reason
@OrigamiRobot Weird...
Try now
@OrigamiRobot Flash crashed.
Refresh the tab.
4:02 AM
Nope. I tried that.
@OrigamiRobot Does other flash stuff work?
Anyone wanna watch Wil Wheaton, FreddieW, Rod Roddenberry, and some other guy play Tsuro, Zombie Dice, and Get Bit? O.o
ughhh I'm so boredddddddddddddddd
@IanPugsley is so lame and already went to bed
@OrigamiRobot Did you try disabling and then reenabling them, for good measure?
4:07 AM
@TimStone I just manually killed plugin-container.exe
@GnomeSlice I don't plan on visiting any of your reddit places
@spugsley Watch Wil Wheaton, FreddieW, Rod Roddenberry, and some other guy play Tsuro, Zombie Dice, and Get Bit!
Stupid Firefox.
@Fluttershy Oh I love Wil Wheaton.
4:07 AM
@spugsley It's just a bunch of comics...
@GnomeSlice pron comics
@spugsley No...
Q: How does combat function in Guild Wars 2

challenGuild Wars 2 looks pretty great, but I'm still not sure how combat functions. Is it more like TERA, where you have to aim and dodge, or is it more like WOW, where you just select a target and spells are guaranteed to hit (assuming 100% hit)? Does combat function the same for ranged and melee comb...

@Fluttershy his face is so beautifulllll
4:09 AM
@spugsley Imagine the delicious brownie ice cream you will buy tomorrow
@spugsley I've met him.
@Fluttershy was he the best? Did you bone him? You should have
@spugsley Tempting, but no. He is awesome though.
@spugsley I'm telling!
@OrigamiRobot Don't! @RavenDreamer is far too fragile for that!
4:11 AM
@spugsley Aww... You beat me to it!
I don't know what this means.
@OrigamiRobot you must have missed the "I'd do spugsley" line that @RavenDreamer so quickly deleted from chat. It was pretty hilarious
I laughed so hard that I spit orange juice onto my keyboard
@spugsley That is not quite how it went...
@OrigamiRobot that was only part of it.
@OrigamiRobot It escalated from there.
4:14 AM
yes, yes it did
@spugsley He merely forgot to say "visit"
@OrigamiRobot he said, "If I have to do something it might as well be spugsley" and then he quickly changed it to visit
@Fluttershy @FAE will be so jealous. He usually escalates with her.
either way, so hilarious
@spugsley It was two separate lines. I know things.
4:15 AM
I've heard he does this kind of thing pretty often
@OrigamiRobot @FAE is poly. I wouldn't worry too much about her getting jealous.
@Fluttershy I already said I know things!
is Roid Rage green or red?
I get that and poison touch confused
Red is The Virus
4:18 AM
or purple.
@spugsley Are you playing BoI, too?
@Fluttershy yup yup
@spugsley No Wil Wheaton watching?
@Fluttershy watching Wil Wheaton late at night might be dangerous.
4:25 AM
@spugsley <.< Now I feel dirty...
@Fluttershy it's your own fault
@GnomeSlice this hurts me
@spugsley He's fun.
@GnomeSlice I have to say that dolan is probably one of the stupidest things I've ever seen
4:35 AM
@murgatroid99 I'm inclined to agree.
@Fluttershy Yeah, I really dont get it. It mostly just makes me go yawn
@AshleyNunn It honestly hurts my brain trying to read through all the spelling errors.
Q: Minecraft mod problem: singleplayer commands

Hussein HorackWhen i tried to download singleplayer commands (i even watched a video) it gave me a black screen every time... but why? It happens on lots of

@Fluttershy Oh my I so agree
...Trust me to make a spelling error there. >.<
@spugsley Stop talking!
4:39 AM
also, why?
@spugsley Your innuendo disturbs him.
you tell me allllll about your Emma Stone obsession
all nudging me in the movie theater every time she's on screen!
@spugsley More please.
Yea and?
4:41 AM
lol I dunno
@Fluttershy oh my, I am in love
I tell you all about all my lady obsessions (and my dude obsessions), but I keep it tasteful!
@OrigamiRobot You have dude obsessions? >.>
THAT WAS TASTEFUL! You're mind was just in the gutter :p
4:42 AM
@Fluttershy Bruce Willis
@spugsley TALK TO @Fluttershy
@OrigamiRobot oh. I thought you meant in... other ways.
@Fluttershy Also, Alan Alda
@OrigamiRobot the most Alan Alda.
4:43 AM
What do you mean other ways?
forever and ever
@spugsley You make it seem like you like him too :P
@OrigamiRobot uh no.
Also, I am both shocked and appalled neither of you said Johnny Depp.
4:44 AM
hell fuck no
@Fluttershy Why would I say Johnny Depp? He wasn't in The Fifth Element.
still no
extra no
@spugsley You and I? We're not friends anymore.
@Fluttershy I just don't understand the appeal. He looks like a cracked-out homeless person most of the time. Too skinny too
4:46 AM
@spugsley He looks like the embodiment of perfection.
@Fluttershy wrong. The embodiment of perfection is a mixture between Robert Downy Jr. and Chris Hemsworth and only when they are Tony Stark and Thor
maybe with a little Captain American in there too. But none of that pretty-boy shit
eh, and while I'm it, go ahead and throw a little Scarlet Johansson in there.
Now I've created the perfect person
@spugsley Late to the party, but oh this
@spugsley I don't even have enough wat....
@spugsley Needs less of all of those people and more Lindsey Stirling
4:49 AM
@OrigamiRobot hahahaha
@spugsley I am trying to decide whose bits go where
its making very funny brain pictures
@AshleyNunn She doesn't like him. I do.
@OrigamiRobot You have good taste then
@AshleyNunn don't. It just gets weird lol
@AshleyNunn Downey Jr. face/hair, Hemsworth arms/legs, Johansson chest and butt?
4:50 AM
@Fluttershy hahahaha
See, @spugsley? @AshleyNunn knows whats up.
@OrigamiRobot I have good taste! :D
@OrigamiRobot YOU NEED TO GO TO BED!
@spugsley NO U
@OrigamiRobot She wants you to go to bed so she can have girly sexy talk on The Bridge.
4:55 AM
@Fluttershy There is a room exactly for that
Or did it get baleeted?
@OrigamiRobot Point me to it!
@Fluttershy You created it!
@OrigamiRobot Oh that one. I think it is gone.
@Fluttershy Well I had already exhausted my supply of lady crushes.
@OrigamiRobot Me too.
4:57 AM
You guys are weak!
I have an infinite supply of lady crushes (probably)
@spugsley You just have low standards.
@Fluttershy lol possibly
@spugsley I am right there with you
@AshleyNunn yay I'm not alone!
4:59 AM
:) Girls are pretty!
@spugsley My lady crushes could beat up your lady crushes.
