Money Insults

There are 32 money insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
  • Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
  • Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
  • Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
  • You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.