Pick-up Lines Are Stupid, but This One Is The Worst

"You are so fcking hot" -- anonymous man on television.


We've said it before. We'll say it again: There is only one acceptable pick-up line:

"Hi, my name is [insert your name], what's yours?"

When this guy interrupts KTLA reporter Christina Pascucci's report in West Hollywood, he doesn't even introduce himself. Or his creepy friend. And then both retreat and advance in a way that makes it so much worse. Pascucci is so sketched out by them that she steps away from Creeper #1 as he makes his second approach even though she is not looking in his direction at all. Her anti-thirst radar kicked in, and thank god that it did. And thank god this was caught on camera so that this guy can eventually end up on a list somewhere. Now excuse me, I need to wash the groady off of everything in the world.

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