Bar stool economics

Bar Stool Economics

would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
for the ten now cost just $80.
man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
amounts each should pay.
And so:
compare their savings.
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!
most benefit from a 20% tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them
might start drinking overseas.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

A Diary of a Blonde

January: Had to return a scarf I received as a Christmas present as it was too tight.

February: Lost my job at the pharmacy, something about not price tagging correctly. It’s not my fault though as the bottles wouldn’t fit in the price gun.

March: I’m so proud of myself. I finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months and according to the box it was four to six years.

April: Was stuck on the escalator for the longest time when the power went out.

May: I wanted to go water skiing but had to cancel it as I couldn’t find any lakes with a sufficient slope

June: Lost the swimming competition for the breast stroke event, the other people cheated and used their hands

July: Locked the keys in the car and had to wait outside in rain and wind. What was worse is that the interior of my cute convertible got soaked as the top was down

August: Couldn’t dial 911 as my phone was missing the button with “11” on it.

September: Trying to figure out why some of my M&M have W’s on them

October: Damn it’s difficult to figure out this W issue with the M&M’s.

November: Baked a cake where I had to separate 12 eggs so I had to borrow 12 mixing bowls.

December: Went to a dance for 18 and over. It took a lot of time to gather the other 17.

The difficulties understanding a woman…..

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, God said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can ride over anytime I want.’



God replied: ‘You want two lanes or or four lanes on that bridge?’

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