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oliver @olliethinks stoke newington

22—thinks he's funny * grad software engineer * 🌱 plant dad 👕 groovy shirts 🎵 music nerd * he/him

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Joined Twitter 8/7/12

not me. I live in a normal apartment
Retweeted by oliverincarnation: becoming flesh excarnation: removing flesh carnation: pretty flower :)
Retweeted by oliver @dd4ta science has gone too far! @Orangetronic as an extremely ginger person. i approve
@CarolSaysThings 😊 @freezydorito blahaj + PM cutout tea party in Hyde Park? @CarolSaysThings do i spark joy Carol 🥺 @freezydorito jk don't actually do that @freezydorito could take him to the slide you found, he'd enjoy thatstrong eyebrow game this morning @hankchizljaw jk i already had it @hankchizljaw my degree gave me clinical depression hahathey r so versatile u can raise them, move to the side, lower them, crease them. honestly an underrated tooleyebrows are the new best way to communicate silently with strangers on the tube @freezydorito who needs an office when u got $sbux
@baahorn nice usage of FF btw. more people need to use it @baahorn no but i'm going to say yes because that makes me sound clevererhad a crazy idea, why not make the `like heart` green? it looks kinda cool. it also carries with it a subtle note o… @virgil_30 feet should be used more frequently than hands to carry out tasks that require the fine manipulation of an instrument @ykulnu howww! @ykulnu most of that paper isn't even lined!!! @ykulnu oh the things i would do to obtain that level of neatness in my writinglife can be hard sometimes.. but then you remember that Pépito got back home last night and immediately saw a tasty… @freezydorito arguably that is also a `melon` @freezydorito where did life size Boris cutout go?
today has probably been one of the worst yet best days I've had all year rolled into one. I'm glad I had it though. (I'm exhausted) @TartanLlama that's actually a really damn good description of what it's like
@soniagupta504 I think they do need trimming if they get too large as they'll expend too much energy @soniagupta504 bought from IKEA! @soniagupta504 @soniagupta504 mine is a "Ficus microcarpa" bonsai and all I've done is water it and I've had it for two years 😊 @soniagupta504 bonsai 🌿 @freezydorito I'm very excited for the future of this tweetWTF this whole album is IMMENSE @jesslynnrose @gingerbreadpup @mattlayt @alexandrathedev 🙈 @jesslynnrose @gingerbreadpup @mattlayt @alexandrathedev and no that's not a euphemism. literal hot chocolate powder :( @jesslynnrose I once snorted hot chocolate powder (witnessed by @gingerbreadpup, @mattlayt, @alexandrathedev). can… @jesslynnrose hoping you feel well soon 💜this is an 🚨 accountability tweet 🚨 by the time I reopen this app I will have finished these tests @TartanLlama no LIkE for you 😂 @TartanLlama preferred the outer space onei'm being paid for my productive output and i am failing if i don't provide @freezydorito always thought that would be the best strategy if someone tried to mug me. just do something so rando… v annoyed at self because i'm not being productive AT ALL todaysir. SIR. would you please step away from the veggie burger strewn with strawberries must you do this to me, oh followers @AroraXD cats smell like home to me @MrGcube y-eeeesssss (sometimes)aw today's one of those days when a lot of people i really like/respect all message me at once 😊it compilesgood morning everyone ☀️☀️ today we are playing ☀️☀️ "but does it compile after i refactored everything out into a… @crablabuk family friendly variant of edgy @oecampbell @hankchizljaw due to the immense community interest i shall put together a Pilot @hankchizljaw but then you'd miss 100 days of Oliver's pizza creations
@soniagupta504 was just about to make myself a slice of (buttered) toast.. same thing right? @AroraXD I called my bonsai `son` before I called him Steve @C_J_Smith 😊 @davidbailey00 👨‍🍳 @virgil_30 would like to hear your take on MS Teams @ykulnu delizioso!!!and, as the flow of time slows to a steady trickle within the hourglass of today i also, am out. @hankchizljaw i wrote my hello world blog post by flipping bits w a magnetic needle m8busy adding value to the public forumPOV: you are inside my washing machine satisfied customer @jesslynnrose world mix @_gemfi 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 @freezydorito people realised, it's just we're too repressed to call it out @_gemfi you'll have to go through me and my aubergine themed pizza (next ep spoilers) @OliverBack2025 liking the little flourish you did with the sweetcorn thereoh. OH. the meaty overtones of the discounted (25p) thinly-sliced cocktail sausages are really the proverbial cherry on top *chef kiss* @johnny_reilly this is art John. it's a complex form of self expressionthat could've turned out a lot worse subtle hint of slightly-gone-off green pepper beautifully counterpointed by t… @emilywithcurls jealous of that chair 👀 nice job 🌿🌿🌿oliver's pizza creations: s1 ep 1 courgette + thinly sliced cocktail sausages + 3/4 of a slightly out of date gree… @milobogardus and when it's a cat from the rival neighborhood @milobogardus @carolstran best of luck with the search. am sure you'll find somewhere ace to work 🙂I’m looking for my next role! 💻 Frontend developer 🌐 Remote or Berlin 🌱 A place to grow and learn 🌈 Values that go…
Retweeted by oliver @freezydorito wtf they `solved` sarcasm 😟 @milobogardus not allowed. 21+ @freezydorito cause everyone else is out enjoying pubs and theyre introverts so were "basically under lockdown cond…
@soniagupta504 rewatch? 🙂 @soniagupta504 the Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock? @freezydorito 4,700 LEGO® pieces *winces* @freezydorito holy shit. where do i sign up @freezydorito this next? @freezydorito i knew it, this Lego set is gonna provide a solid weeks worth of Content™ @_gemfi oh to be a dog @_gemfi it's why people like poetry i guessit's too early to be late and too late to be early7pm is the best timehave a happy Sunday everyone ☀️🍷 @arshia__ oh related: the other day I woke up from a dream and I found something about it so great that I said "yes… @arshia__ yeah I'll usually create a background story for everything that happens. it's definitely all happening fr… @vvveracruz u can retire @CMNatic 👴👴👴👴 @johnny_reilly will report back. it has tough competition! @heydonworks @freezydorito still thinking about that time when i visited Lego hq and they had literal towers of heads