Do It In Your Sleep

People can walk in their sleep. Talk in their sleep. Do chores in their sleep. And even have relations with their significant other in their sleep. If you had magical powers that could be unleashed with a quickly spoken word, they would almost certainly be triggered during a bad dream.

With how poorly I’ve been sleeping of late, it’s probably a very good thing I can’t cause explosions of fire during periods of extreme stress.


On an unrelated note, I have a storefront on TeePublic:

My employer has laid me off due to Covid-19 and I appreciate any purchases.