

Look at all this bacon!

Bacon Element T-Shirt, Unisex

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It's what the universe is made of! One of the primordial elements, born in the heart of the first generation of dying stars, bacon is essential to life as we know it. Without bacon, there would be no life, no creation, no joy, just an endless, barren wasteland devoid of smoked meats. Bacon has an atomic mass of 5.379, which is incredibly low when you consider its atomic number is 142. This is bacon, the miracle element!









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