Lindsay Lohan Sues eTrade for $100M – Milkaholic Baby Ad

12 03 2010

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is infamous for her well-known and publicized issues with drug abuse.  What movies has she been in? Let’s see, that Mean Girls flick, and some other one about a Car or a Bug or something, and some random ones I recall that had a lot of scenes in a mall.  Other than that, Lohan is best known for her crazy lifestyle.

To think that the ridiculousness of her dad’s “legal views and ways” have been pushed aside as she takes the throne in Lohan Legality Ridiculousness-ses!

She made headlines again this week by failing to turn up for a Paris show by fashion house Ungaro. Until her no-show, everyone still believed that Lohan was Ungaro’s “artistic adviser.” Apparently not.

A day later, she makes more headlines with this nine-figure suit.

“They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan,” Stephanie Ovadia, Lohan’s lawyer, told the Post.

Ovadia suggested that Lohan has elevated ‘Lindsay’ to the same sort of one-off recognition status as ‘Madonna’ or ‘Cher’. If that’s so, she’s not helping the brand.

For their part, the agency behind the ad told the Post that Lindsay was named after a member of their account team.


Are you serious. Lindsay?  Why have you been reduced to such pettyness?  So I guess when someone use the word “yellow”, Yellow Pages should sue the pants off whoever uses the word YELLOW; because OBVIOUSLY if they used the word yellow, they MUST BE talking about The Yellow Pages telephone book (and by the way, I bolded the words “telephone book”, incase you have no idea what Yellow Pages is, Lindsay), as it is VERY CLEAR and EVIDENT that your whole concept of life is a trinity comprised of a House, a Movie Set, and a Club.

Guess what?????  Lindsay is a name other people give their babies when they are born!!