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#309 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Kill the Americans, and all of the worlds problems will cease to exist. It's that ******* simple. Why can't anyone ever see this?
User avatar #320 to #309 - panicordie (11/25/2012) [-]
You're trying so hard it's almost endearing.
User avatar #333 to #309 - PFCMadness (11/25/2012) [-]
Your attempt at trolling is downright adorable. Unless you're being serious... if you are: please go sit in the corner, eat some paste, and think long and hard about where the **** you went wrong in your life.
#274 - darthblam (11/25/2012) [-]
Too bad the "Palestinians fighting for their homeland" have turned into nothing but a bunch of radicals murdering people simply for being different and simply for being over there. It's not wanting land back anymore.. it's just a hateful grudge and lust for vengeance.

I'm pretty sure the rest of the world's first world countries only care for Israel's side in the conflict now.
#288 to #274 - twomd (11/25/2012) [-]
I noticed that too, but I figured the liberals would red thumb my ass dry. Israel launched a ground war after hundreds of rockets were fired at civilians every day, and people say that palestine is correct to do it. If you asked a Palestinian, "would you spend your paycheck for food for your kids, or for weapons to attack Isreal, what would the answer be? They're savages, and Israel will only attack personnel who are militaristic. Moreover, if any Israeli civilians die, then their government chalks it up as a mission failed...But Palestine would say, yeah a few women and children died at a school we held up, but none of our brainwashed radical 'soldiers' did.

TL;DR: Palestinians are savages, and If anyone thinks that Israel is in the wrong, I pity them.
User avatar #294 to #288 - darthblam (11/25/2012) [-]
Agreed. At least I'm getting some support here.
#295 to #288 - acquirecurrency (11/25/2012) [-]
I love how the media here always references the number of rockets being fired, since they don't want to admit that the rockets are **** constructions and most of them get shot down by Iron Dome (which is a good thing). The fact is that if the fighting between Israel and Palestine stops, then the right-wing Likud Party in Israel has no reason to exist, and thus they have every incentive to prolong the conflict and instigate further military action by both sides.

TL:DR: No it's more complicated than that.
#305 to #295 - twomd (11/25/2012) [-]
The rockets are **** construct, but most of them ARE NOT taken down, you may be able to find videos of rockets on youtube, where people here an air siren and have sub twenty seconds to take cover, that is emotionally demoralizing and could give children shell shock. the point is, if ONE rocket was launched from mexico to america for some spontaneous burst of anger or w/e, We would stomp the breath from their lungs. And I applaud Isreal for retaliating back at Gaza. People mention the number because the spoiled people like me cannot imagine what it would be like to wake up to the sound of a rocket in my back yard, let alone ten thousand. How is it more complicated matters because the rockets are, oh well, they're bad rockets. "Bad Rockets" Well they're ******* Medium Ranged Ballistic Missiles! so I dont give a damn if they're a poor kind of killing machines, because they're killing machines nonetheless.
#314 to #305 - acquirecurrency (11/25/2012) [-]
Israel has basically turned Gaza into a massive concentration camp. Israel can use airstrikes and drone attacks to kill anyone they damn well please, since all they have to do is cite terrorism and suddenly the killing of innocent women and children is justified. The settlements going on in the West Bank are another aggravation. If you consider Israel morally superior, is it acceptable for the US to give them our unconditional support given the way they have no recourse about attacking civilians, stripping Palestinians of all rights, and taking their land? And after all of this, do you expect the Palestinians to not fight back? Of course I am in disagreement with the violent tactics used by Hamas and Hezbollah, but I consider both sides equally despicable in this case. The difference is, my leaders have chosen to support Israel while I believe this isn't something the US should be involved in.
#327 to #314 - twomd (11/25/2012) [-]
Dude! Israel has recently started a ground war with Gaza, but before that HAD NOT been in there. They left! And they dont kill civilians intentionally, but HAMAS hides in public buildings and uses civilians as shields, so that Israel wont attack them, and sometimes they cant attack them because they know they dont want to kill any innocent people. The drones that were used to assassinate people were only used to kill HAMAS officers and generals, who wouldnt stop bombing Israel. And dude, we give gratuitous amounts of money to Egypt, who helps Gaza attack Israel under the radar. the only reason we give them money, is because they signed a peace treaty with Israel, and have since, been looking for ways to start conflict. Open your eyes please this IS more complicated... Egypt's people rebeled against the government for making peace, and now a new man is in power, and he is a Radical Muslim.
#356 to #327 - acquirecurrency (11/25/2012) [-]
Morsi just brokered the cease-fire and has proven to not be a radical. Anyway, I need to sleep so I'll end like this. If we are honestly going to seek a solution to this problem, then you have to recognize that Israel is not going to help the situation by doing airstrikes into the densely populated Gaza Strip and continuing to encroach on the West Bank with settlements, because that gives the extremists Muslims every incentive and a cause to rally public support for a war. That in turn gives the right-wingers in Israel justification for war. And voila, you have right-wingers on both sides manipulating their populations into war so that they can retain their political power. Any real solution will have to come from reasonable Palestinians and peace-seeking Israelis, and while the current conflict is terrible (4 Israelis killed, Hundreds of Palestinians killed) hopefully Morsi and Clinton can help....but realistically the cycle of war will most likely repeat over and over...damn it's sad. But you can't just blame one side.
#509 to #356 - twomd (12/06/2012) [-]
they arent bombing the city dude, they are attacking strategic military personnel, rather, gaza is targetting civilians, on the southern border and in tel aviv. sorry getting back so late, not a regular funnyjunker
#325 to #295 - occamsrazor (11/25/2012) [-]
Does it matter how many rockets hit anywhere? All it shows is they just have bad aim and they're still trying to murder as many Israeli civilians as possible. If a Mexican cartel shot 500 rockets into Texas and none hit a single person, you think America would just stand around with its dick in its hand or retaliate? And further if we do retaliate and kill some cartel members in the attack would we be branded war criminals by the world for killing innocent people who never killed anyone here?
#332 to #325 - acquirecurrency (11/25/2012) [-]
No, my point was not that the firing of the rockets was acceptable, but rather that it was an exaggerated threat by the Likud Party and pro-war people in general. It is not acceptable, but I guess I didn't make my point clear there, my bad :P
#339 to #332 - twomd (11/25/2012) [-]
It is not a hyperbole either. A ****** , poorly constructed, cheap gun like an AK-47 can still kill a lot of people. But is it that an exaggeration? No they were mass produced by many nations to kill people, despite no, because they were cheap. So these cheaply made, poorly aimed rockets, are, well, they're still ******* rockets. And they would still turn your bones into a paste.
#329 to #325 - twomd (11/25/2012) [-]
Correct Sir! but kinda what I said
User avatar #407 - savioz (11/25/2012) [-]
>Corrupt countries in Europe????

The worst, most corrupt system i know of in the modern world is USA.

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#456 to #434 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
The United States is actually a corporation, not a real country.
User avatar #447 to #434 - savioz (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, who do you think i'm referring to when i compare Europe and USA? Most US citizens can only name France, England, Germany, Russia.
#466 to #447 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Translation: "Hurr Durr, I don' lik Amewicans so i's gonna sayz dat dey are dum and cant wead or do the maths and dat dey are fat an cant find countrys on teh mapp when i cant find delaware!"

Shut the **** up. People like you are always getting butt offended when Americans generalize your entire ******* continent, but it's perfectly acceptable for you to judge them based from a select minority. It's like peoples perceptions of the American south: It's not nearly as bad or as you are led to believe. The people are quite friendly, provided you treat them like actual people and not trash... unlike what the media says you should.
User avatar #408 to #407 - europe (11/25/2012) [-]
#431 to #407 - pstwowasthebest (11/25/2012) [-]
Shut up Meg.
User avatar #421 to #407 - admiralshepard (11/25/2012) [-]
No, stop that, stop that now.
User avatar #358 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
It's actually Israel fighting for their homeland.
User avatar #363 to #358 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
actually no, it is Palestine.
User avatar #366 to #363 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
Explain. Please don't be a random ignorant liberal...
User avatar #373 to #366 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
Well from my understanding, which is rather limited as i am neither religious or interested in the area. Palestine was invaded a long ass time ago, and the region has been fighting for who is the real nation-state since. I think i am a bit off, but eh
User avatar #377 to #373 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
Depends. How long ago are we talking? 1948, or like... 300 something CE?
User avatar #378 to #377 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
300 ce is the one i'm talking about
User avatar #396 to #378 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
Right well the Jews owned all of Israel at that time. This being all of the land from the Golan Heights to the Sinai. Then the Romans came and took over. They let the Jews be autonomous but they eventually revolted for independence. They won this revolt for a month or two and even minted their own coins. It was the Bar Kochba revolt. Unfortunately Rome came back with a vengeance and wrecked Judea (Israel's name at the time as it was comprised solely of the Israelites from the tribe of Judah). When Rome took back control it renamed Judea as Palestina and Jerusalem Aellia Capitolina in order to insult the defeated Jews as the term Capitolina refers to Jupiter Capitolinus. A distinctly pagan god. Afterwards the Jews were exiled throughout rome and only a small community stayed in the now completely Roman province. This was the beginning of the Jewish Diaspora.

The Muslims who came to inhabit Palestina were from the Arabian peninsula. They spread throughout the land during the crusades and settled in Palestina around 1000 CE. They were never autonomous, but they were allowed to build villages on the land provided they submitted to the will of their lord who could have been Zoroastrian, Christian, or a myriad of other religions. It was only near the end of the first world war when the Ottomen finally fell and the Palestinan muslims finally had no ruling class over them but themselves. However, it should be noted, the Jews never left the land over their exile. Never completely. And in the past centuries had been making a point of immigrating back to their ancestral home. Only 400 characters left. If you want I can talk about the more recent Palestinian politics of the past century.
User avatar #399 to #396 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
i see, thanks for telling me that. I honestly did not know
User avatar #403 to #399 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
do ya wanna know about the past hundred years?
User avatar #404 to #403 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
nah, im good. if the urge arises i shall turn to you or google. but thanks anyways
User avatar #405 to #404 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't turn to google... The biggest mistake Israel ever made was assuming people would keep believing it was correct. Meanwhile the Islamists have built a huge network of false information on the net because they realize that people believe whatever they see on the web and will immediately cling to their cause if they flood the net with anti-Israeli propaganda. Want proof? google search "Israeli atrocities" then google search "Palestinian atrocities"

10 bucks says in both cases you'll find reports and pictures of Palestinians being abused. Now one might say ISRAEL IS TOTALLY EVIL LOOK AT THIS. I see this and say Israel has seriously neglected its PR campaign. Just last week CNN showed a rocket victim being dragged away by his friends. In a later video that same rocket victim was walking around as if nothing happened. Miraculous recovery, or propagandist. This is the kinda stuff you should be careful about :S
User avatar #390 to #378 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
You know what I think? It doesn't even matter what I think, but when something happened SO long ago, it shouldn't be relevent anymore. Both the Israeli's and the palestinians think they are destined to own it, and Israel already staked claims on it and have built a civilization on it, so to me, the palestinians should just give up. Just like I said, this happened everywhere in history.
User avatar #392 to #390 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
personally i think that whole assburned region should be put in a giant dome or some **** and left there to solve their problems. either last one standing comes out or they all learn to use words and everyone wins.
User avatar #398 to #392 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
If it were that way Israel would have sole control of the region in 10 minutes... o_o
User avatar #383 to #373 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, wherever there are people, that happened. The palestinians are just still buttmad. Imagine if the Native Americans of today actually tried to take back the U.S.
User avatar #388 to #383 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
that's actually be very different. As I doubt the Native American population could get the kind of weaponry used in the battle of buttmad.
User avatar #391 to #388 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
So just because the palestinians afford to pay hamas and hezbala to shoot Israeli civilians with rockets, they have the right to still be mad about something that happened over 1000 years ago?
User avatar #406 to #383 - poopee (11/25/2012) [-]
the comment below is an invalid point.
User avatar #400 to #383 - coursicar (11/25/2012) [-]
^^valid point^^
User avatar #365 to #363 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
no it's Israel, kid.
User avatar #368 to #365 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
either way both sides are fighting, for their perceived homeland.
User avatar #370 to #368 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
Only one side was actually given the land by the UN... but people like to ignore that...
User avatar #385 to #370 - schneidend (11/25/2012) [-]
People certainly do like to ignore that. One ignorant **** called Israel's possession of the territory "illegal" on FJ recently.
User avatar #367 to #365 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
You're calling me kid. How old are you?
User avatar #372 to #367 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
wait whut... i was calling zraxx a kid...
User avatar #376 to #372 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
and to inform you, good sir/madame. I am no kid, but a man of the age of 19
User avatar #379 to #376 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
Great, then I can talk to you like an adult. If you were a kid you'd have pissed your **** and I woulda known not to waste my time with you.
User avatar #375 to #372 - doodogger (11/25/2012) [-]
oops. For some strange reason I read "no it's Palestine, kid." lol.
User avatar #371 to #367 - Sethorein (11/25/2012) [-]
Does my age change yours?
User avatar #206 - jburdine (11/25/2012) [-]
I hate majority of the people in my country. The fact that people would rather stand in line to buy **** for cheap instead of spend time with their family is pathetic. I don't want to live here anymore.
User avatar #218 to #206 - panicordie (11/25/2012) [-]
You're free to leave.
User avatar #222 to #218 - jburdine (11/25/2012) [-]
And bail on the friends I do have? never. I'll finish my education and squeeze by.
User avatar #223 to #222 - panicordie (11/25/2012) [-]
And that right there just earned you my respect. There's a reason I hate those who say they're moving to Canada or who support secession. Only cowards run from hard times.
#95 - donnydarko (11/25/2012) [-]
Palestinians are ******* scum. They're not fighting for freedom, they're fighting to destroy Israel. Europeans don't fight their governments, Muslim invaders posing as students attack European governments. Meme fail.
#155 to #95 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
And Israel is fighting to destroy Palestine, and Muslim students in Europe learn while Europeans make more weird pop music.

Fun fact: there is a sizable Muslim population in the Balkans due to the old Ottoman Empire. All white, by the way.
User avatar #111 to #95 - cullenatorguy (11/25/2012) [-]
lol, have you even heard of what Netanyahu has been saying? He's been talking **** about Palestine and the U.S. He has said the whole goal of Operation Pillar of Cloud was to wipe out the whole state of Palestine, and that America is so easy to manipulate that we won't even be a problem.

Israel has killed hundreds of civilians for no reason in an extremely crowded city. Hamas (not Palestine) has killed about 5 Israelis. Fair trade off, don't you think?
#150 to #95 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
"I think that you would be doing the world a favor by shutting the hell up." ~ The Internet
#8 - threadcreator (11/24/2012) [-]
Proud Egyptian and a Palestinian. It's nice to have some positive recognition.
User avatar #49 to #8 - arnoldbusk (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm so ******* proud that I was randomly born in the country I was born in too.
User avatar #57 to #8 - admiralen ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
you should explain to your country that revolutions dont solve ****
#30 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Palestinians are faggots
User avatar #31 to #30 - corneth (11/25/2012) [-]
the internet in a nutshell
#51 to #30 - mynameishiiiiiiiii (11/25/2012) [-]
Why don't you log in and say that like a man.
#229 - tasomo (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm curious about this post because from the looks of it OP is basically saying that Americans have stomped all that bad stuff out so the only thing we have left to fight is each other for some discounts.

Or was I supposed to go "Oh no! America has a corrupt government, epidemic hunger issues, no homeland, AND we're under a dictator but all we really care about is 50% off!!" Because if that's what I was supposed to infer from this that's just a piss poor try even for the internet.
#231 to #229 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
I thought he was saying Americans fight over stupid **** which we do.
User avatar #251 to #231 - deezknuts (11/25/2012) [-]

in england they have ******* soccer.



there's really nothing we can even try to do that will be anywhere near as stupid as *******

#440 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
America is pretty awesome.
#215 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
OMG GUIZE HE INSULTED AMERICA! Truly, the creme de la creme of originality, you are.

In all seriousness OP, if you have the time and money to be able to sit around and bitch on your computer all day, you're better off than A LOT of people, even some in America. You might actually make some friends and be less of a...cunt if you get off your high horse and stop acting like you're not an entitled little **** . I don't see you fighting for food or fighting a corrupt government.
User avatar #2 - datgermanguy (11/24/2012) [-]
Since I'm european, I can live with this.
User avatar #424 - haxorman (11/25/2012) [-]
Israel > Hamas
User avatar #416 - tankdempsy (11/25/2012) [-]
Since when did Europe bcome a country?
#397 - thehellrazor (11/25/2012) [-]
too many people in the comments think that arguing on Funnyjunk matters...   
i mean , out of all sites , funnyjunk ?    
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i mean , out of all sites , funnyjunk ?
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#342 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
#276 - ackbobthedead (11/25/2012) [-]
That's a good thing for Americans :)
We don't want to overrun the government, because it's not actually as bad as people try to convince you it is. I'm not going hungry any time soon, because I actually chose a career that I know will last a long time for me.
#261 - sexy talk (11/25/2012) [-]
Yea the Palestinians and Black Friday shoppers are equally stupid in their fighting..
#180 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
the israelis are not doing anything "wrong" it is their land now. it is like the mexicans fighting fo rtexas again. it was their homland now it isnt. sure they can fight for it but defending the land isnt wrong either. and the jews deserve that land it isnt muslim land. eventualy allt he **** head islamic nations will burn along with the religion and a world revolution will happen i bet. all communist nations will falla ll muslim nations will be ruled by israel and europe wil become mor united. and america will rule all of western hempisphere. all after world war 3 is comquered by the common welath. and just for a reminder all communist nations are china cuba laos vietnam and north korea. k bye.
User avatar #34 - genericnewfag (11/25/2012) [-]
We English don't really know why we fight, everyone else was doing it and I guess we just got a bit giddy.
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