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GeneralQuick one Pinmemberthrakazog30-Nov-12 5:13 
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GeneralRe: Quick one PinmemberJohnny J.2-Dec-12 22:13 
JokeBigger is better... PinmemberMark H228-Nov-12 16:37 
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.

Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months!

She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'

'Yes I am.. How did you know?'

He, winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock...'

If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.

GeneralRe: Bigger is better... PinmemberBassam Abdul-Baki29-Nov-12 0:58 
GeneralRe: Bigger is better... PinmemberMike Hankey29-Nov-12 2:48 
GeneralRe: Bigger is better... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister30-Nov-12 1:17 
GeneralWhy does this a**hole keep clapping? Pinmember_Peeves28-Nov-12 2:02 
GeneralRe: Why does this a**hole keep clapping? PinmemberMike Hankey28-Nov-12 3:01 
GeneralRe: Why does this a**hole keep clapping? PinmvpRichard MacCutchan28-Nov-12 5:22 



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