User avatar #46 - pockyrin (07/05/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that would never kill myself simply because I'd be too embarrassed to make someone else find that and clean it up? I feel like if I ever was that bad I'd have to find an open grave, lie down and cover myself over with a sheet and leave a note that said something like. "Look I'm terribly sorry that you had to find this whoever you are, but I'm most certainly dead under this so don't look under and scare yourself, just if you wouldn't mind awfully calling my family and covering the sheet with some dirt I'd be very grateful."
User avatar #121 to #46 - gayboard ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
my plan is to buy a gun and go out into the forest and shoot myself so my body can be eaten for food an decompose.
#112 to #46 - paperbackdmitri (07/05/2013) [-]
Found the Canadian
User avatar #114 to #112 - pockyrin (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 to #46 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2013) [-]
See, I'd do something like stuff myself full of explosives and confetti, then leap out of an airplane over a preschool.
User avatar #63 to #46 - hideyowives (07/05/2013) [-]
i dont do it because , what if all religous people are right
id rather be alive
heaven sounds asinine
and hell very unpleasent
#54 to #46 - anonymous poster (07/05/2013) [-]
The reason I didn't do it was because I was scared that no matter how hard I worked to erase all of my porn from existence, people would find whatever I forgot while digging through my stuff
User avatar #56 to #54 - nylak (07/05/2013) [-]
Completely destroy your computer (and any other storage devices, I suppose) before pulling the trigger.
#58 to #56 - anonymous poster (07/05/2013) [-]
I was afraid about them finding the stuff in my closet

that one horrible thing I forgot I had slipped through the cracks of the cabinet

And the people I knew would find it, covered in cobwebs, their last memento of me, awkwardness thick in the air as they decide whether to keep it as a reminder or whether to burn it and condemn the incident deep into their subconsciouses
User avatar #59 to #58 - nylak (07/05/2013) [-]
...Alright, then I can't save you. Stop stashing porn everywhere, dude.
#61 to #59 - anonymous poster (07/05/2013) [-]
don't judge me, i was young and foolish

or maybe I was a budding ****** artist and that was how I made my living
User avatar #80 to #61 - mrmask (07/05/2013) [-]
destroy the computer and set the house on cleansing fire, this way you also spare the bullet.
#86 to #80 - anonymous poster (07/05/2013) [-]
well actually now with the whole Xbox one fiasco I kind of want to stick around to see what happens to Microsoft, and you know, Dark Souls 2
User avatar #87 to #86 - mrmask (07/05/2013) [-]
great idea, buy the xbox one, play dark souls 2 then destroy the computer and when you start the fire start with the ex-box while dancing around it in a ritual to summon Satan.
User avatar #51 to #46 - sgc (07/05/2013) [-]
my suicidal online friend was the same way...
they found her sitting by a gravestone after overdosing on lithium
#55 to #51 - anonymous poster (07/05/2013) [-]
Ah... online friends... they're uh, always a kick
#47 to #46 - spooningxpandas (07/05/2013) [-]
You have reached a new level of beta
User avatar #49 to #47 - pockyrin (07/05/2013) [-]
If beta means I think it's disturbing as all hell to jump in front of a train and scar the people inside, the onlookers and especially the driver for life, then yea sure.
#50 to #49 - spooningxpandas (07/05/2013) [-]
Think of it like a final April fools joke
Think of it like a final April fools joke
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