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01-24-2003, 09:49

Liz: "Heard you went off into the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay... But you look so sad. Why?"

Sally: "'Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz: "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally: "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went to the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz: "I don't understand what you're talking about."


Liz: "So, how's that gonna help you get a man?"

Sally: "Well, my mama told me that the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."