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British Doctors Call for Ban on Long Knives to End Stabbings

Here we go...unbelieveable...next will be cricket bats or how about hands and feet...O!, how about automobiles, which I believe, account for more deaths every year then anything else!


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Oh, Oh, Oh! I Just Had a Better Idea!

Let's just ban killing! Who cares what they use as a weapon?

What do you think? http://consequeries.com/

I thought this was a spoof at first in response to gun control.

I guess not.

For what it's worth, there are two long knives I use somewhat regularly in my kitchen because they're better suited for the task.

I'm not sure what chefs they consulted, but all knives are not created equal and there is a reason why the culinary tools are what they are. The shorter knives are just not suitable for all food prep situations...and they could be used to stab someone with as well. So their argument is just silly.

Ain't no spoof.......

After long knives it goes to short.

It'll soon be a good time to invest in sporks.

Looks like meat, tastes like meat, but it not meat.....


The British people

better wake up in a hurry or they are headed for total serfdom. This world is coming completely unglued. I am getting seriously concerned.

Nerf world.

It's time for a ban on everything that could potentially harm someone. We should ban everything that is not made out of NERF and everyone should be forced to wear big fluffy NERF gloves and booties... don't forget elbows and kneepads too...

Everything should be made out of NERF.

You don't need to cut up your food that's why God gave you teeth. When not eating people should wear NERF mouth guards too.

Nerf World! Wow...I never

Nerf World! Wow...I never thought of that. I can see it now...
