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My diet says I can have 1800 calories per day. It doesn't say anything about NIGHT! This magazine says we can lose 50 pounds in a week by eating chocolate cake three times a day. Finally, a diet that makes sense! You know it's time to improve your diet when you get carpal tunnel from dipping french fries in ketchup! To prevent a heart attack, take one aspirin every day. Take it out for a run, then take it to the gym, then take it for a bike ride… To keep my computer healthy, I download five digital fruits and vegetables every day.
We don't have a diet menu, but for $3.99 you can lick the stains off a tablecloth. You know you're a SparkPeople member when you try to pay in SparkPoints at the supermarket.

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