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#41 - elatedmonkey (01/09/2013) [-]
If you committed seppuku, who posted the picture?
User avatar #53 to #41 - hydraetis (01/09/2013) [-]
you don't die instantly from it.
#56 to #53 - carlsagouin (01/09/2013) [-]
Someone's supposed to chop your head off after you cut your belly.
#60 to #56 - ryuthesilverwolf (01/09/2013) [-]
That only happens if the person committing seppuku can't or doesn't want to kill himself.
#77 to #60 - dethmaul (01/09/2013) [-]
I thought someone else cutting your head off was a big deal. If your second ****** it up, or betrayed you and half-assed it, then you're screwed in the afterlife because the ceremony wasn't completed properly.
#32 - windorigins ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Seppuku. Hara kiri means splicing your belly. It's almost the same thing, but hara kiri is a really vulgar way to say it. And here come the red thumbs....
User avatar #37 to #32 - ithinkimfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
But Yoshimitzu's move in soul calibur 2 was called harakiri
that makes it legit
User avatar #40 to #37 - windorigins ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
It is legit. Just really really disgusting. And Soul calibur, american version? Because then, localisation helps making this kind of crap. Having several japanese friends, i know a japanese can be quite pissed when hearing "harakiri".
User avatar #42 to #40 - ithinkimfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
hara kiriiii
hara kiriiiii!
hara kiri!
#43 to #42 - windorigins ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
That's not even remotely funny
#44 to #43 - ithinkimfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
I really, really, really don't care
I really, really, really don't care
#45 to #44 - windorigins ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being. This and your humour is crappy and unfunny. But that's a good thing that at least you think you are funny.
#194 to #45 - impaledsandwich (01/10/2013) [-]
We laugh at the Holocaust here. Nothing is sacred.
User avatar #201 to #194 - windorigins ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
I make holocaust jokes. I just found the joke completely lame, not the subject.
User avatar #208 to #201 - impaledsandwich (01/10/2013) [-]
I thought it was mildly amusing. Not hilarious by any stretch, but funny enough to at least ignore. Hell, you could have made a joke about how bad his joke is, and then you wouldn't be drowning in a sea of red.
#212 to #208 - windorigins ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Counter-balancing. I'm rising anyway.
Counter-balancing. I'm rising anyway.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ithinkimfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
'pathetic excuse for a human being' is quite an accusation
admiring the size of your e-penis?
#54 to #46 - verifiedcorn (01/09/2013) [-]
will you admire my E-penis?
User avatar #35 to #32 - kayen (01/09/2013) [-]
Thou shall not be granted red thumbs because this was bothering the minds of the other citizens of Funnyjunk aswell.
#38 to #35 - windorigins ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Any time
Any time
#34 to #32 - Sunburn (01/09/2013) [-]
For knowing the correct word, I give you a green thumb instead of a red one.
#36 to #34 - windorigins ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
well thank you
well thank you
User avatar #218 to #36 - Sunburn (01/10/2013) [-]
You're very welcome my fellow Internetian.
#28 - jessieqwertyu (01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #216 to #78 - jessieqwertyu (01/10/2013) [-]
I dont frequent avatar posts very often, so I didnt know that this gets posted a lot. Sorry
#26 - ascendedwings (01/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - eonsmashface (01/09/2013) [-]
that sword is still in it's sheathe, either this guy is doing it wrong, or he loves hurting himself..
User avatar #39 to #23 - nooc (01/09/2013) [-]
Playing with swords out of their sheaths, even for a joke,
Is highly unreccomended
#22 - BaconSmeller (01/09/2013) [-]
It's sepuku, not harakiri.
#21 - workinprogress (01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 - workinprogress (01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 - ingsmacher (01/09/2013) [-]
Is that **** ?
#16 - happypancake (01/09/2013) [-]

I kid, it's prosthetics.
#11 - skeetonamber (01/09/2013) [-]
#172 to #11 - tehlulzbringer (01/09/2013) [-]
Are you people ******* serious?

Even happy tree friends had more gore than this **** .
#178 to #172 - rmoran (01/10/2013) [-]
> Comparing animated cartoons to real life

Lol guis dis is nuthin i had lik a 13 kill streek yesturday in COD
dey only keeld lik 3 in teh vid
#206 to #178 - tehlulzbringer (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm mocking the people who think that video is intense. Not praising happy tree friends' gore.   
Try again

Try again
User avatar #213 to #206 - rmoran (01/10/2013) [-]
The video is intense. They make the victims give their name and background before the execution while they fully know what's awaiting them. It's not your average, guy-shot-himself-in-the-head gore.
#170 to #11 - melllvinnn (01/09/2013) [-]
...Who's the guy getting executed? And the guy next to him? Are they innocent, drug dealers, terrorists?
User avatar #176 to #170 - JoshBauer (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm guessing they were apart of a rival drug cartel. The first guy said something about Phoenix and that's where I live. Scary **** .
User avatar #177 to #176 - llpanic (01/10/2013) [-]
one guy were a drug dealer and the other doesnt say what he did just that he sold some radios to "el chapo" apparently they were executed because they gave the finger (spoke more than they should)

i fell sorry for the guy in the right because he was decapitated with a knife and he was still alive for a long time while the "sicario" was cutting his head off while the other was decapitated quickly with the chainsaw

also is kind of sad when he said that when you enter this world you have to stay in just to stay alive and don't suffer that fate (or worst)
User avatar #184 to #177 - JoshBauer (01/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for translating man. I wonder if the 2nd guy to be killed got his arm cut by the chainsaw. It was definitely close to his arm. ****** stuff man.
User avatar #173 to #170 - tehlulzbringer (01/09/2013) [-]

They were vegans
#175 to #173 - melllvinnn (01/09/2013) [-]
No but seriously, man. I don't wanna click those links. who were they. I cant live with myself knowing **** like this just happens to people.
#203 to #175 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Enemies of the cartel. They were working for the 'competition'. They just got in too deep
User avatar #174 to #162 - JoshBauer (01/09/2013) [-]

**** off you sick **** .
User avatar #186 to #174 - ghostrollerelite (01/10/2013) [-]
how about stop being a bitch and accept the truth here's the CIA weapon trade and It was called operation fast and furious www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/north-america/item/10658-reports-cia-working-with-mexican-drug-cartels
User avatar #189 to #186 - JoshBauer (01/10/2013) [-]
Already heard of it asshole, I live in AZ.
User avatar #200 to #189 - ghostrollerelite (01/10/2013) [-]
so what I live 50 miles south from Houston, Texas and I heard it too
User avatar #214 to #200 - JoshBauer (01/10/2013) [-]
Then what were you hoping to accomplish?
User avatar #215 to #214 - ghostrollerelite (01/10/2013) [-]
same thing I'm asking about you, who cares if you live AZ it was on the news and America heard about it
User avatar #220 to #215 - JoshBauer (01/10/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ you're retarded.
User avatar #179 to #174 - ghostrollerelite (01/10/2013) [-]
but the United States of America basically gave weapons to the cartel, remember the problem the C.I.A had with giving weapons to drug lords and other cartel group and never found a way to track them back in the end of the summer of last year and the cartel use the weapons to kill anybody they faced or had problems with and that's why the Mexican death rate was higher that year . these people got what was coming to them, they looked calm and they knew what they did was wrong and he's says "what happens now won't matter to me" in Spanish and these guys were smugglers and snitches so they executed them for the reason they snitch on the carte it's a cruel world but you have to just accept death as it is.
User avatar #188 to #179 - JoshBauer (01/10/2013) [-]
It was called Operation Fast and Furious and I live in one of the areas that guns are showing up. It definitely wasn't a shining moment of the government, and I'm not defending them. All I'm saying is it sucks that these guys' lives had to end up like that.
User avatar #192 to #188 - ghostrollerelite (01/10/2013) [-]
these guys weren't innocent, look at Syrian video's right now on the website. children under the age of 12 are being murder, executed, and bomb on and you worry about some guys who ****** up their lives, I wouldn't say I don't care about the people who got slaughter in the video but I see the Syrian crisis worst then some cartel members getting beheaded with a chainsaw
#180 to #179 - rate (01/10/2013) [-]
You called me?
#103 to #11 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
mexican chainsaw execution or something like that
#99 to #11 - sshare (01/09/2013) [-]
Gif please?
#89 to #11 - Deavas (01/09/2013) [-]
ive seen this gif

id like to see it again
#88 to #11 - TheDutchBoy (01/09/2013) [-]
i know dat gif. give it to me.
i know dat gif. give it to me.
User avatar #80 to #11 - jennyg (01/09/2013) [-]
My dad showed me this wtf?!?
User avatar #33 to #11 - mexicandudeinsd (01/09/2013) [-]
i seen those videos, it this one of the narco ones?
#12 to #11 - SrslyWtf (01/09/2013) [-]
whats this?
User avatar #48 to #12 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (01/09/2013) [-]
Sinaloa Cartel member execution by a rival cartel, awesome vid
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#13 to #12 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
drug lord execution of some sort, is to be found on bestgore
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#5 - Sylphion (01/09/2013) [-]
He dishonours famiry, using a daitō instead of a tantō
User avatar #1 - churrundo (01/09/2013) [-]
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