If the world doesn't end on December 21st, you can thank me. 20 days left for my master plan.
re: [Away]

R.I.P. Sweet Prince read more

Awaiting people to tell me why they're waiting. read more

As soon as I get Internet that will let me. It's so damn slow here I wouldn't be able to play . read more

Just got an Xbox 360, 250gb WITH Kinect for only $150 ($350 normal). Hell yeah!
Hmm, should I upgrade my Xbox 360 (120gb elite) to the new 250gb model? $200 for the console + 2 games is pretty good...

As long as it does not harm anyone else, I fully believe that anyone should be able to do what they want to their... read more

re: Rule 34. Can someone bring The Slayer to my office please?

I wouldn't really so much call it Rule 34 as bestiality. read more

likes Dynamite's status update: "Transgender Day of Rememberence: In honor of my fallen brothers and sisters lost needlessly to hatred. Not forgotten. x -> http://bit.ly/SNPzcE"
If you poop in holy water, would that make it holy shit?
likes Dynamite's status update: "Thanksgiving: Adult vs. Child -> http://bit.ly/sS5tms"

No, I was quoting your status, which seems to be brought to us by the department of redundantancy department who... read more

Logitech Support = Amazing. Broken button on my mouse so they're sending me a brand new one for free.
re: Chad and Lone Warrior have demoted. Neo is ruined. Dynamite will destroy us all. ;__;

Neoseeker is *bleep*ed now

Dynamite is already a Drag Queen, I'm the King and Dragoon is the Pretty Princess. read more

My new beard trimmer is USB rechargeable. wat.