Listen to This Dickhead Whale Making Fun of HumansS

So, apparently some magic white whale figured out how to manipulate its nasal tract and surrounding musculature in order to mimic human speech. The whales are learning to talk y'all:


Yeah, sure, "motivation for contact." When you click through and listen to the whale's vocal track (WHICH YOU MUST), I think it's pretty clear what the "motivation" is. That fucking whale dude is making fun of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Okay. It actually sounds uncannily like a human speaking into a bullhorn filtered through a couple feet of water. Which is probably exactly what that whale hears all the time. [Alternate theory: that whale's trainer is the teacher from Charlie Brown.] So nice work, whale. But I've still got my eye on you.)

A whale with a distinctly human-like voice [eScienceNews]