Things got a little sloppy on last night's Chelsea Lately when Diddy showed up late and drunk, and Chelsea wasn't happy. But, she was seemingly soothed by Diddy's relentless advances toward her, to which she seemed somewhat receptive.

Later on, after bonding over a love of vodka, Diddy had had enough of being called "girl" and offered to show Chelsea his "shlong." Then, he confessed his true love for her and his desire to do nothing more than share a cheeseburger and a movie night with her.