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Tom Haverford: Yes.

Sir? This is a childrens slide. You're not allowed to sleep here.

Leslie Knope

These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So what hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring ... loudly at me.

Leslie Knope

Well, if you want something done in this town, you call Mark Brendanawicz because he's a city planner, but he's more than that. He's kind of a fixer. He fixes things. He's a smart, capable guy. He just .... he knows where the bodies are buried.

Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: So this was built in 1935. It's called Pioneer Hall. And a little trivia: it is one of the first structures in America to ever have locks.

This is my basketball court. I don't want to see any double dribbles. I don't want to see any three second violations.

Ron Swanson


Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: Dream with me for a second, Ann: doesn't this neighborhood deserve a first class park? Imagine a shiny new playground with a jungle gym; and swings; pool; tennis courts; volleyball courts; raquetball courts; basketball courts; regulation football field; we can put an ampitheater with 'Shakespeare in the Park'...
Ann Perkins: It's really not that big of a pit.
Leslie Knope: We can do some of those things.


Leslie Knope
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