Guys, You Have A Shot With Emma Watson (And Other Dream Girls)

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She’s gorgeous, she’s super smart, she’s financially independent, seemingly nice, and, let’s not forget, a movie star. So why can’t Emma Watson find a boyfriend?

The actress recently told reporters:

“I say to my friends, ‘Why hasn’t X called me? Why doesn’t anyone ever pursue me?’ They’re like, ‘Probably because they’re intimidated.’ It must be the fame wall. It must be the circus that goes around me. Me, as a person, I find it hard to believe I would be intimidating.”

Ok everyone, deep thought of the day, are you ready?

If everyone was too intimidated to approach one another, no one would ever get dates. Ever! No matter how rich and nice and good looking and smart and famous they are!

So, boys! That girl that you’re too intimidated to approach because she’s so out of your league and what would she do with a schmuck like you? Just approach her. She might be waiting for you to make a move.

And Emma? Why wait around for guys to call you? Pretty sure you could walk up to any man in the world and he’d be beside himself with joy.

This whole waiting-for-the-other-person-to-make-a-move thing is just wasted time.