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WHET Benjamin Bratt?

I'm watching an old episode of Law & Order where Det. Rey Curtis cheated on his wife with a fresh out of college Jennifer Garner. A handsome man who was fortunate to escape from Julia Roberts clutches. He married model/actress Talisa Soto and had a family. He seemed to drop of the radar. Then again, it might be me since I don't watch much TV.

by Anonymousreply 5004/19/2013

He was just on a repeat of "Modern Family" the other night.

by Anonymousreply 103/25/2012

He's on Private Practice, with newly single hot daddy Tim Daly.

by Anonymousreply 203/25/2012

There was a rumor he was huge, no? I mean, HUGE. Double digits.

Mulia is a well known size queen so I'd believe it.

by Anonymousreply 303/25/2012

This episode must be about 15 years old. He's aged very well.

by Anonymousreply 403/25/2012

He lives in San Francisco.

by Anonymousreply 503/25/2012

Wow, he has changed a lot, R4. I think he used to looks better with a fuller face.

by Anonymousreply 603/25/2012

Who is Mulia, r3?

by Anonymousreply 703/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 803/25/2012

Had his own series on A&E called "The Cleaner" where he played rough trade and looked hot.

Now he's cleaned up again and on "Private Practice".

Still smokin'...

by Anonymousreply 903/25/2012

Love him. He was great on Modern Family.

by Anonymousreply 1003/25/2012

[quote]Who is Mulia

A certain horse-faced, one-note movie actress who has always played herself in every single role. Can you guess who it is?

by Anonymousreply 1103/25/2012

What happened to him ? Well, two of his credits stick out to me ... "The Next Best Thing" with Madonna and 'Catwoman' with Halle Berry.

by Anonymousreply 1203/25/2012

You mean she was once an Irish Maid?

by Anonymousreply 1303/25/2012

[quote] You mean she was once an Irish Maid?

Yup. In a movie called "Mary Reilly"...

by Anonymousreply 1403/25/2012

[quote] actress who has always played herself in every single role.

Erin Brockovich didn't play herself in the film

by Anonymousreply 1503/25/2012

I like him better with age. He was never appealing to me, but with a bit of age, at least he has some character.

I think it is how skinny he is that's a turn-off for me. I like men with muscles and a bit of beef.

by Anonymousreply 1603/25/2012

Is a new Datalounge name born? I like Mulia.

by Anonymousreply 1703/25/2012

Erin Brockhovitch was being billed as "Pretty Woman goes to Law School".

'Nuff Said.

by Anonymousreply 1803/25/2012

Let's get back on track and focus on Benjamin Bratt's meaty Hispanic pinga.

by Anonymousreply 1903/25/2012

Erin Brockhovitch was a hooker?

by Anonymousreply 2003/25/2012

Are you deliberately obtuse?

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2012

[quote] movie actress who has always played herself

So I didn't realize not only did Erin Brokovich play herself in the movie, but she was a hooker is well!

Why didn't her hooker past come up in the movie?

by Anonymousreply 2203/25/2012

Can we PLEASE get back to discussing Benjamin Bratt's heavy Latin pinga?

by Anonymousreply 2303/25/2012

Whynis his last name Bratt?

by Anonymousreply 2403/25/2012

He's half Peruvian and half German.

by Anonymousreply 2503/25/2012

"Bratt" is short for "bratwurst" - i.e., German for "meaty pinga".

by Anonymousreply 2603/25/2012

Loved him on L&O and a little obscure movied called "Blood In, Blood Out, where he played a gang member.

by Anonymousreply 2703/25/2012

They must have beautiful babies.

by Anonymousreply 2803/25/2012

By Mulia 'playing herself' it means she is always 'Julia Roberts,' no matter what character she is playing. She has no range as an actress, just her own persona. Christ, you people are dim.

by Anonymousreply 2903/25/2012

[quote]"Bratt" is short for "bratwurst" - i.e., German for "meaty pinga".

Good point Berlitz at R26. Do you think Bratt has ever compared the length and girth of his meaty pinga to fellow Latino TV cop Danny Pino? Can you imagine them measuring each other's pingas with a tape before joining forces to hunt down a nefarious criminal?

by Anonymousreply 3003/25/2012

His wife is aging much better than he is.

by Anonymousreply 3103/25/2012

I'm sure they do R28 - but they have to [italic]shop at Walmart![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 3203/25/2012

I love Benjamin Bratt but must point out that he had a MAJOR nose job soon after he began appearing in films and TV. It made him look very villainous. I can understand why he had it fixed and I guess it was well done as nobody ever seems to point it out.

Sorry not to provide a link but the early photos are not hard to find.

by Anonymousreply 3303/25/2012

Forget his nose R33, can you provide links to his turgid pinga?

by Anonymousreply 3403/25/2012

Can you imagine how Mulia must have moaned, "I want the fairytale," as she prepared to wrap her Seabiscuit mouth around Bratt's allegedly huge Hispanic pinga?

by Anonymousreply 3503/25/2012

What kind of shut-in still thinks it's cute to say "WHET"?

by Anonymousreply 3603/25/2012

Didn't the tradition of post-Oscar win break ups begin with Mulia and Benjamin Bratt

by Anonymousreply 3703/25/2012

[quote]What kind of shut-in still thinks it's cute to say "WHET"?

What kind of newbie exhibits total ignorance?

by Anonymousreply 3803/25/2012

Do you think she took it up her shitbox too?

by Anonymousreply 3903/25/2012

He's still handsome but a bit too thin.

10-15 lbs would do him good.

by Anonymousreply 4003/25/2012

When I was on the crew of L&O I'd stare at Benjamin, he looked like an Aztec prince. He really was a stunning looking guy in person.

by Anonymousreply 4103/25/2012

I'd fuck Justin Bieber up yhe butt

by Anonymousreply 4203/25/2012

Did his comportment match his looks, R41?

by Anonymousreply 4303/25/2012

Weird, the Jennifer Garner episode was on today ...the one when they kill off Kincaid.

by Anonymousreply 4403/26/2012

Someone please post the pre-nosejob pics. He does look scary. His nose was much flatter, and wider, giving him a scary look, as someone mentioned. After NJ , he looked more like a handsome leading man - I'm sure thats why he did it.

by Anonymousreply 4503/26/2012

He has very sexy feets, too!

by Anonymousreply 4603/26/2012

he looks very native american. german my ass.

by Anonymousreply 4703/26/2012

Any info on his pinga? On a few occasions I heard it was at least 9" long and also THICK!

by Anonymousreply 4804/19/2013

his wife used to be married to Costas Mandylor

by Anonymousreply 4904/19/2013

He's still on Modern Family, occasionally, as Sofia Vergara's first husband and the mother of her porky son. Looks good, and I guess he's satisfied to be a supporting player rather than the handsome lead. Waiting for pinga pix.

by Anonymousreply 5004/19/2013
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