You've all heard the story of Ted Williams, the homeless man with the golden voice. Now play the imaginary video game.

Ted Williams: U-Talk is obviously not a real game. If it were, we'd all fail at it, because anyone with a voice like Ted Williams is either homeless or raking in the big bucks as a radio announcer. None of us could possibly hope to match those dulcet tones.

On an unrelated note, I could really go for some cheesy macaroni topped with golden-brown breadcrumbs right about now.