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Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley
Wat the efff r u doin stanley. Stanley: nutin calm down be chill jeez
door littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 26 juni 2010
A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!
Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?

Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.

Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?

Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.

Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?

Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.

Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.

Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!

Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!
door Dusty's Baby Powder 30 juli 2011
A great guy that has a great personality. He treats all his women with respect but also makes everything dirty, and pleasures women in every possible way! Stanley is a great sex partner that loves to cuddle and do everything. Women can't keep their hands off of Stanley because he's so sexy. Stanley is also another way to talk about a huge penis.
"Wow Maddie look at his penis its Stanley Sized!"


"Back off Bitch Stanley is mine"
door Boredafgirl 18 november 2013
A Plan/Plan of action
What are we doing? Whats the fucking stanley?
door Ramsay&Cooke 10 september 2008
A cunning euphemism utilised by newly dating couples, so that while it appears outwardly that they are arranging a casual get-together, in reality they are preparing a sordid, typically sado-masochistic, rendezvous.
Tonight is my last night in Chicago. Stanley's. No excuses.
door youslag7 7 augustus 2011
The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!
John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.

Frank:No way! How did that happen?

John:Oh he pulled a Stanley

door McRoot123 13 januari 2012
Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!
Chyyy you seen stanley with them gator toe shoes on. He sholl think he's clean...
door Lulu85 25 januari 2012

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