Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Adventures in Customer Service - Vol. 2

Where did waiters and waitresses get the idea that we're impressed when they try to memorize our orders? I'm not impressed. Are you? In fact, I'd much rather they didn't even try. Just write it down!!! That way I don't have to spend the next 20 minutes worrying if the doofus got it right. The stress he's causing me by just trying to remember instead of jotting my order down far outweighs how impressed I'd be if he actually manages to bring me exactly what I ordered.

Let's face it... chances are pretty good that he's going to screw it up either way, but at least if he writes it down, it gives me the idea that he's trying to get it right. Really I don't even care if he's standing there writing, "This guy is a dick! Who orders a BLT with out tomatoes?" I just want the security of thinking that he's writing down "BLT minus T". Then I can enjoy my complimentary breadsticks in peace.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

6 weird things about me

  1. I'm named after my dad who was named after Gregory Peck who's real name was actually Eldred.
  2. I'm afraid of squirrels. They have rabies.
  3. When I was a kid, I took swimming lessons three summers in a row. I still can't swim.
  4. I like to eat potatoes raw.
  5. I've never eaten a Big Mac.
  6. I have memorized the movie, Steel Magnolias.


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Oedipus, Amputation and Andrew McCarthy

  • Even if I was gay, I'd still think Jeff Goldblum was creepy.
  • What happened to all the other Hitlers? He couldn't have been the only one.
  • I bet nobody collects snow globes in Alaska.
  • Maybe Freud's mom was just extraordinarilly hot.
  • I dream in Times New Roman.
  • When are they going to make Weekend at Bernie's III?
  • I can't decide if William Daniels was better as Mr. Feeney in Boy Meets World or as the voice of KITT in Knight Rider.
  • I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.