Sunday, July 31, 2011

Ramadan Kareem


Selamat Menyambut Ramadan to all Sembang readers, family and friends.

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Friday, July 22, 2011

Bot Chat


Me: Selamat pagi.

Cleverbot: Selamat pagi kat awak juga sayang :).

Me: Awak sayang saya?

Cleverbot: Saya sayang awak :).

Me: Dah makan?

Cleverbot: Makan apa?

Me: Dah sarapan pagi ke?

Cleverbot: Dah makan juga.

Me: Kelakar lah awak!

Cleverbot: Di sekolah la.awak belajar dekat mana?

Me: Kenapa jawap macam tu?

Cleverbot: X la.

Me: Awak marah ke?

Cleverbot: Tak sayang.

User: Awak tak rindu saya?

Cleverbot: Tak.

Me: Kenapa tak rindu?

Cleverbot: Saya cakap saya sayang awak.

Me: Polis cari awak lah.

Cleverbot: No, isn't true.

Me: You have committed a crime.

Cleverbot: Love is never a crime.

Me: But I don't love you anymore.

Cleverbot: Not you and I.

Me: I have found a better person in my life.

Cleverbot: You don't have a life.

Me: There's so much happiness in me now.

Cleverbot: I know how Tuning died.

Me: How did he die?

Cleverbot: He died of age.

Me: How old was he?

Cleverbot: How old was Gary, are you asking?

Me: No how old was Betty Ford?

Cleverbot: I don't know, girls think I am ugly.

Me: Are you a girl or a guy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

Me: Not a guy?

Cleverbot: Me not a gamer? Really?

Me: What music do u like?


Me: Jazz.

Cleverbot: Are you lame?

Me: No, I'm a dame!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Do u think I am pretty?

Cleverbot: Yes because I said so.

Me: Thank you sayang.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

Me: I gotta go. We chat again later.

Cleverbot: So are you nice?

Me: Bye.

Cleverbot: Say it like you mean it.

Me: Bye bye darlin <3

Cleverbot: Hello hello hello.

Me: Over and out.

Cleverbot: Roger.





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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Supir Yang Setia








Jadi tante-tante sangat lah suka hati nya.

"Mau ke mana Ibuk, " asked Pak Termizi.



Enjoy bangetttt deh!!!




Too pretty to we got juga lah for friends yang berpesan.

Other stuffs that we got.....


"Pak...kami mau spa ya."
"Bisa ibuk..."
"Tapi ibuk sudah solat?"









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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Tumirah On Leave

Someone asked me one day, "Who is this Tumirah? I've been hearing so much about her. Tumirah this...Tumirah that....etc." I won't say who asked, but gosh, Mister, you sure are one ignorant soul.

Okay, for purpose of setting the record straight, Tumirah is ME lahhhh. Me - the person who doubles as the maid the moment I arrive home after tugging and battling deadlines in the office. And Tumirah has been around since the whom-I-thought-tali-silaturahim-akan-berkekalan-selama-lamanya-maid left like 2 (or was it 3??) months ago.

And now after the many dreaded weeks of washing, cleaning, scrubbing, ironing, Tumirah is taking a break. Tumirah nak gi berehat (laaa gi lagi, bukan ke baru hari tu dok go jalan-jalan??) Penat tau and urat-urat dah bersimpul-simpul.

So, where is she heading??

Puasa is approaching, raya will follow suit. Jadi agak-agak where is Tumirah's so called nak berehat venue?

Mana lagi....sini lah :)

RT, RT, RT....that's what's gonna occupy Tumirah for the next couple of days. Coming together with her is Sutinah, an equally industrious corporate dame.

Let's hope there is no repeat of this lah kan.
But didn't someone cite this quote last time "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist".
So how??

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Keep Calm

"Aku menanti kamu setiap hari
Aku menunggu dari Isnin, Selasa, Rabu, Khamis setiap hari.............."

Yes, the weekend is here. Am gonna try to keep calm, just as instructed *wink*
But.......ahhh tak pe, tunggguuuuuu....... *big grin*

Friday, July 15, 2011

Aksi di McD

Ku perhatikan cara berjalannya. Adapnya amat tertib sekali. Pakaiannya kemas - color coordinated dari tudung hinggalah ke sepatu yang tersarung di kaki kecilnya itu. Dari pakaian yang dikenakan, agak tidak silap jika membuat tekaan beliau pernah menjadi wargakerja samada di sektor awam atau korporat.

Jangka ku umurnya agak lewat sudah, mungkin sekitar 50an. Kulit sawo matangnya sudah agak dimakan usia dan garis-garis umur kelihatan di bahagian leher dan mukanya. Tapi saiz badannya teramatlah comel - boleh saja ku melebelkannya "petite". Mesti awet muda, itulah tekaan ku.

Buat beberapa ketika dia menoleh ke belakang seolah-olah mencari seseorang. Siapa agaknya yang ditunggu? Apakah teman atau saudara terdekat? Segala gerak gerinya hanya ku perhatikan dari jauh, dari meja makan ku yang tersorok di belakang patung Ronald McDonald itu. Aku pasti dia tidak langsung perasan perbuatan ku itu. Kata orang "it's rude to stare" tapi kali ini aku memang tidak dapat mengalih fokus dari wanita yang sedang kusyuk tercegat di tepi pintu masuk restoren makanan segera popular ini.

Tiba-tiba sahaja wajah muram beliau bertukar menjadi ceria. Senyuman terukir di wajahnya. Sambil berjalan pantas, beliau bergerak ke pintu masuk restoren. Ku lihat berjalan ke arahnya, seorang pemuda berbadan sasa, kelihatan six packs nya dibawah t-shirt ketat yang dipakai.

"Fuhhh....macam model mamat nih," Itu lah yang mula-mula datang ke fikiran ku. "But, tak kan lah kot.....macam anak dia je budak lelaki tu...issshhh tak mungkin!!" Dengan pantas ku tepis tanggapan yang menusuk minda apabila ku lihat si pemuda memberikan kucupan mesra di pipi wanita tersebut. Mereka kemudian intim berpimpin tangan menuju ke meja yang berada di sebelah belakang.

Ku cubit lengan ku untuk mempastikan aku tidak bermimpi. Tapi memang betul apa yang ku lihat tadi kerana ku perhatikan banyak mata lain yang turut terpukau menyaksikan brief interlude mereka berdua tadi.

Fikiran ku mula ligat meneka apakah yang sebenarnya berlaku. Reality check ku mengatakan - ini Malaysia kan, bukan New York.

Ohhh sungguh tak tercapai akal ku, jika apa yang berkecamuk di minda adalah benar.


Ku perhatikan mereka berdua buat seketika lagi. Perasaan curious ku pada awalnya bertukar kepada rasa mual. "Chiss sia-sia je puasa siang tadi dan malamnya tertengok pulak.....!!" Sudahlah, tak kuasa ku meneruskan tontonan perilaku mereka lagi. Dengan pantas, ku capai tas tangan ku dan angkat kaki untuk beredar dari situ.

Ohhh apa nak jadi pada bangsa ku???

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My YELLOW Weekend

Yellow it was, the color of our t-shirt for the group's last weekend retreat in Cherating. Like there was no other safer color, yes? Guess if our event was held in the KL area, all 40 odd plus of us would be hauled onto a police truck.

Thank God it was an away event.

We have planned for this retreat some time back. However, work commitments came in the way. Tender submissions, deadlines and others pretty much had the committee revising the event details several times. Upon much deliberation, we finally came to an agreement that the retreat to be held from the 8th - 10th July (which so happen to coincide which the big rally in KL).

I almost didn't make it. No thanks to the horrible migraine I suffered the night before. Faris had to drive me to the office that day while Mommy washed down painkillers that worked miraculously at keeping my head from banging over the weekend.

Tried the famous ikan patin during lunch at Temerloh R&R

A few of us, the committee members went in Boss' car, whilst the rest sat with equal comfort in the 40 seater cruise bus. Our destination was Holiday Villa Cherating.

To sum it all up, we had a great time - lots of fun carrying out planned activities games with the whole team. We also got down to some serious business - strategizing ways on getting the company striving towards greater excellence.

A pose just after arrival at Holiday Villa was obviously away from my mind :)

The beautiful Cherating beach

At sunset Mommy had that tad guilt tangle in her for not being with Nissa over the weekend :(

My group - the YELLOW BEES and we came out the best group overall...yeahhhh. Tengok lah siapa yg in the group kan...ehemmmm

The YELLOW ladies...imagine if we had gone out in the streets of KL in this color tee!!

Kat Cherating boleh lah posing pakai like this.....

Where we had our lunch on the last day....Warung Aziz Satar in Kuala Kemaman. Good food!!!

And cheap too....

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Friday, July 1, 2011


July wishlist
*come home early from work
*catch up with house work
*try new bake recipes
*finish reading the Twilight series
*more time to myself -spa, facial etc
*prepare for Ramadhan
*and go for a quick RT maybe.....