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Member #89128 created: 2004-10-13 15:12:02Simple URL:   

Name: Victoria



This is pretty much the best I can do as far as drawing goes. I'm pretty sure you can't read what it says, so I'll tell you. It says

"Marry me girl
Be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation"
It's a quote from one of my many Favorite songs, "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Unfortunately, I couldn't draw a second hand that didn't look totally screwed over, so I've decided that she lost her hand in an unfortunate milking accident. Yes, Fairies do milk things, I'm not sure what, but they do milk things.

True the reward is tempting, but is it worth it? Should you make me... I mean "her" put her clothes back on for the sake of your eyesight? Think of the children!!! Would you deprive them of the sight? You would? Oh..... awkward.....

Elftown titles and orders
Town DrunkStreet childAdventurer
Travelling bardFastfood worker


Welcome to

~username~'s house of.......umm....stuff!!

~username~'s wiki's


My House is a Safe Zone.

I won't judge you, so don't judge me.

Hello! Stickers

About the freaking awesomeness that is me

No, I'm not concieted I just know how cool I am!
<img:> You are worth exactly $2,456,326 Let's start the bidding...

I have no idea how I'm supposed to start this part off, so it'll probably be boring like a comercial for Aleve.


Well, I've got nothing right now.

Okay, I'll admit it, I caved and got a MySpace account. Don't Look at me like that!!!!! It was a moment of weakness, WEAKNESS I TELL YOU!!! *sobs and trys to hide shame* Any-whos, if you wish to see me on there, my address is Yes, I know it's a little odd, but I have a thing for that song, smelly cat. *Sings* Smelly Cat, Smelly cat! What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! It's not your fault!! *stops singing* See, I could totally be the next AMERICAN IDOL!!!! ........ or maybe not. I still like Elftown more though. MySpace is just so confusing!!! Half of the people on there have their pages set to private, so I can't see who they are, so what's the use? That wasn't a rhetorical question!!!! Well, maybe it was, but I'm not in my right mind right now. It's in the washing machien, so I had to wear my left one. *tee-hee-hee* Oh yeah! here's my UBER-CUTE zodiac.

Mmmmmm.... horsie.....

No, I didn't draw this. I stole it off a friends page, and then asked her permission to use it. I wish I could have drawn this, but it would have turned out looking like a stickman riding a coffee table.

Thought of the day.


See if you can spot me! Go on, I dare you! It's like trying to find Waldo!

Okay, I got tired of people not being able to guess where I am, so here! I circled myself in yellow, so you'd have trouble seeing me. Hey, I had to make you use your mind somehow.

[96% of Elftowners have one of these statistic things on their page. Repost if you're one of the 4% who don't.]
(Yes, I know that this doesn't apply to me but I liked it so I put it on my page for others to see.)

[85% of teens would re-post this if I told them to.  Re-post this.]

Whatever you do, DON'T click on this link:

Okay, normally, these things are just a waste of time, but I was bored and had time to waste, so........

10 questions. Pick a band/singer and answer only using that band/singer's song titles.

Chosen band/singer: Red Hot Chili Peppers

1. Are you a male or a female: C'mon Girl

2. Describe yourself: I Like Dirt

3. How do some people feel about you:She's Only 18

4. How do you feel about yourself: Nobody Weird Like Me 

5. Describe your family: The Righteous & The Wicked

6. Where would you rather be: Road Trippin'

7. Describe what you want to be: Naked In The Rain

8. Describe how you live: Special Secret Song Inside

9.Describe how you love: Hump De Bump

10. Describe what you hate: Shallow Be Thy Game

Hmmm..... I feel as though I should be typing more stuff about me, but SCREW THAT! Lets throw a TOGA PARTY!!!! *runs around with a white sheet*

Unlike most people, I do respond to Hi messages. But just be warned, this is not, I repeat not an invite to cyber, and if your message is mean, then I shall send you a very scathing message in return and then block you. I've only blocked one person, but I'll do it again. Also, I do not appriciate being stalked. And, if you can't find anything better to say than "you're pretty" then you're really, really shallow, not to mention you have poor taste in women. (No, I don't have low self-esttem, I'm just realistic. I know that women with gap teeth and acne are not considered to be pretty)

Okay, new game. My mood is a quote from a song. Guess it and you get this thinggy I made in under 5 minutes using MS Paint (hey, I had to be like everyone else and have a stupid contest and a crappy prize)


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~username~'s quiz results

I'm always bored so sometimes I'll take abunch of online quizes. Believe it or not, but I'm always honest the first time I take it. Then I'll change around my answers so I can see what other results I'd get. It funny how some of these quiz results contratdict themselves.

~username~'s ranting area

Sometimes even great people like me get annoyed with certain things in life. Here's where I just type out my frustrations. Some of it will not make any sense whatsoever, but who cares? BTW, I'm being pretty damn nice about my rants on here too. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!?

~username~'s pictures

This is pretty much self explanitory. I mean, how much more obvious can a wiki titled "so-and-so's pictures" be.

I love stuff

I really do love stuff, and I love to talk about how much I love this "stuff". I don't update it all that often though.

Religion Kirbie Style

"A story of God and Man as told by Kirbies" has been moved to this location. If you're uber-religious and have no sense of humor, then don't go to this page. I'll add more stuff to it eventually, although others stories are more than welcome on here.

The Layers of me

Just about everyone has this on their page, so I thought I'd be different and put it in a wiki. Leaves more space for me to put other stuff on here. Also, only the people who want to read it will, instead people who are getting bored with reading about my "layers" when they really want to read something else on my page, assuming they want to read my page of course.

The Anti-Retro Zombie Brigade

A fan club I made for my sister [*Rachael-ish*]. Yeah, I like my sister, wanna make something of it?!?!?

Emissary of Dave

Join, we're the only church with biscuts and music!!! Besides, We need more band members, I'm getting lonely with my solo career.

~username~'s photography stuff

I'm taking a B&W photography class this semester. Here's all the work I've done so far, and the grades I got for them as well.

Fall Out Boy

New wiki!!!! Normally I'm not one for advertising bands on my home page (I like too many of them and don't want to bore people with the list) but, seeing as this is a new wiki and really needs members..... *sigh* I'm too nice sometimes.


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Age: 20Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 4

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 29°47.046'N 98°37.032'W

Place of living: USA-Texas

Town: Waco

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite URL:

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
graphicsinformation seekingmusic

adult popbluesclassical
folk musicgothheavy metal
hip hopjazzpop

Other interests
board gamesbookscard games
catschasing the preferred sexchess
cookingcrime storiesdancing
poetryrole playingsinging
theatretravellingwatching sport

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: very thin

Height: 179

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