The F-35 Jet Has a Friendly Built-in R2-D2 Connected to an Evil HAL 9000

By Jesus Diaz on at

DefenseTech has a good summary of a recent segment on news programme 60 Minutes about the F-35, America's most expensive combat airplane. The Pentagon talks about how it uses "Star Wars-level technology". The pilots, however, aren't so enthusiastic.

R2-D2 vs HAL 9000

CBS News' national security correspondent David Martin says that the airplane's Autonomic Logistics Information System (ALIS—pronounced Alice) is like R2-D2 because: "it really does control what the F-35 can do...she looks basically like a laptop computer and the pilot carries it out to the plane and sticks it in a slot right next to him in the cockpit and that contains all the information about the mission he's going to fly." It does sound like an armless, charmless astromech droid to me.




Luke Skywalker's Helmet

According to Air Force Lt. Gen. Christopher Bogdan "the helmet itself is what you see in a Star Wars movie". Of course, Bogdan has probably never seen Star Wars because the helmet has nothing to do with the movie, but that aside, it's incredible tech.

The helmet projects an augmented-reality world inside its visor. This image is created by a visualisation, targeting, and situational awareness marvel called Electro Optical Distributed Aperture System, which combines the feeds from six advanced infrared digital cameras located around the aircraft and other sensors—like radar—into a seamless 360-degree spherical panorama, all in real time.


The pilots, however, hate it, according to one pilot:


Maybe they should use gaming-generation kids to fly these planes. Or scrap them all and make them into drones, like in Ender's Game.

You can watch the 60 Minutes segment here: