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    There used to be a joke about a rabbit meeting a snake that involved Niki but I won't be disrespectful.....
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    care home this sums it up ..

    When my old man got dementia they said we can put him in a care home but he'll have to pay out of his savings until it's all gone then the government will pay for the rest! Well that's my inheritance so I thought their not having it so I killed him and buried him in a landfill site, the grabbing b*stards got fcuk all of that 400 quid.
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    royal baby

    Why not? Is it because he is black?
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    royal baby

    If we're all descended from them there darkies I missed out in the donger department.
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    royal baby

    I bet she said to him "I'm pink inside like white lady".
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    royal baby

    I'd bet a pound to a pinch of shit that Harry is Hewitt's bast*rd.....
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    royal baby

    Didn't know that, I just assumed that we were being drip fed by the establishment their view of a utopian mixed race society.
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    royal baby

    Seems to me that mixed race couples are compulsory in adverts nowadays.....
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    Buzzards - any clue?

    I'm no expert but they look like bluebells to me......
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    royal baby

    She's an American actress so she'll have more skeletons in the cupboard than Fred west.....
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    50 pence in the back of the telly

    I went to a Honda day at donnington in the 80's and they had worzel riding round on a rev and go scooter waving at the crowds etc. I went for a piss and who should be there but old worzel with his carrot in his hand, I was smirking stood there next to him pissing....
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    50 pence in the back of the telly

    With blackjacks and fruit salads at two for a penny you thought you'd won the pools if you found ten Bob.
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    Poor Chwis .....

    Oh how I was wishing this was one of your RIP threads.......
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    Strangest thing.

    These type of posts always make my day. Because we hunt, shoot, fish etc people sometimes think we're a bunch of blood thirsty killing machines who will slaughter anything but I've yet to meet a hunter who doesn't care passionately about wild life and nature in general. Grated cheese works well with robins, wagtails and dunnocks, when I share my work sarnies with the birds they end up with more cheese than I fcuking do....
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    Black vermin

    I'd put him in a cage next to the clam trap to act as a decoy darkie......