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Friday, October 17, 2008

The Three Floppys


I find my job to be boring, demeaning and pointless -- and yet it's how I spend the bulk of my waking hours! If one spends the majority of his or her time doing something, doesn't that become the point of your life? And if the point of your life is pointless, is this not quite a problem!?

Oh, Floppy 1, stop being so dour. Just do what you need to do to make a living, try to be nice to people, and what else can you do? What do you think Floppy 3?

#$@ @##% &$(*## @@@@!

Now you're talking! Let's go, friends!


Floppy 2: See, Floppy 1, life isn't so bad. This shrimp scampi is DELIGHTFUL!
Floppy1: Yeah, I guess.
Floppy 3: @##$ *&###!
Floppy 2: Seriously...