Wednesday, January 10, 2007

a manly question.

does anyone know...

is there a passenger train nearby? does the one in staples still offer rides?

today for lunch BHS served "chicken stir fry." the way i figured: our lack of culture in the halls of BHS led to the administration forcing fortune cookies down our throats. i don't know if they really qualified as "fortune" cookies, because the majority of them were sentence fragments and/or riddles. i don't quite remember how it went (in all honesty, i didn't really hear it...) but it sounded like max's fortune went as follows:

max: "why do elephants have short tails?"
(no one answers)
max: "because they can't remember long stories."

aside from that one, other suggestions such as "dream" or "be sure to swallow your milk before you giggle" really brightened up our lunch room.

i am looking forward to the beginning of the end this weekend. no more debate. praise God. i think Jesus sported a mustache. therefore, Jesus is pretty much the shiz.

this week in ap human geography...i've noticed a bunch of fun little deebs quips. yesterday...when half of the class came in well over 5 minutes late...deebs just muttered to himself at least seven times, "just one-and-a-half more weeks. just one-and-a-half more weeks. just one-and-a-half more weeks."

then today he tried to give us a brief history lesson. it was something to the effect of "you guys know about levittowns, right?" after realizing which individuals he was questioning...deebs proceeded to answer (.0023 seconds later) "of course you don't, who am i kidding."

ohhh i love 6th hour.

to the manly mustaches: is anyone actually interested in having a 50 states/american party? because my mind is full of fun ideas.

mustache out!



At 11:12 PM, January 10, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...


Why do elephants have short tails?

So they don't get stuck in revolving doors!

At 11:20 PM, January 10, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man i can hear him saying that now (deebs that is)

At 12:43 AM, January 11, 2007, Blogger Houley said...

The children lived in Levittowns
Hid in the shelters underground
Till the Soviets turned their ships around
Tore the Cuban missiles down
And in that bright October sun
We knew our childhood days were done
And I watched my friends go off to war
What do they keep on fighting for?

At 11:51 AM, January 11, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yesterday's meal was just about as asian as taco bell is mexican. . .
the rice was soupy, and the chicken was from the fajitas we had 4 weeks ago. . .
the fortune cookies were neither fortunes, nor cookies. They're more like sugar crackers, and not so much full of wisdom. I think mine said something about bananas and monkeys. I start AP Human Geo in 11 days. Yes.

At 4:02 PM, January 11, 2007, Blogger m_kummet said...

cassie's said: "why shouldn't you tell beans secrets?"

"because the beans talk".......? oh well. i asked her if this means that her life is a joke?

koreann: which hour? streed told me you were taking it too. although i'm not as excited.

At 6:47 PM, January 11, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...

yeah kubar, I'm up for a fiddy states party

Who else we got?

At 6:58 PM, January 11, 2007, Blogger The_Janitor said...

I'd be up for a fifty States party, but my camera is broken so we wouldn't be able to make a video unless someone else has a camera.

At 10:13 PM, January 11, 2007, Blogger Sherlock said...

I have a camera. and editing at home. DO it.

At 2:54 AM, January 14, 2007, Blogger Houley said...

the Mustaches need a party. this sounds like a good one.


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