Top Ten Ways to Have Fun Without Spending Money



10. Knock over a public library.

9. Make faces at a street mime.

8. Hijack a horse-drawn carriage.

7. Floss your cat's teeth.

6. Find a partner and enjoy a rousing game of 'Find the Tattoo'.

5. Tell your family you're really gay/straight.

4. Put peanut butter on your dog's nose.

3. Enjoy a complimetary mint at Le Bec Fin.

2. Show up to work naked.

1. Rub your eyes to make fireworks.