Monday, January 7, 2013

I Miss Santa


God, I was an asshole. 





Then later she painted her fingers. 





Wait! I've got it! Flag day! 

Okay, so I'm still kind of an asshole. 


Anonymous said...

As creepy as the elf on the shelf is, Sparkle Heart, our elf, did amazing things for Mea's behavior. She totally bought the whole thing.

I was struggling toward the end to find places to hide Sparkle Heart, but I would consider the new hiding place struggle year round if I thought it could work all year.

Riot Kitty said...

Meg is brilliant! But we knew that already.

Mandy_Fish said...

Hahaha. I love that she painted her entire digits. At two, I couldn't really threaten my Grace with Santa yet. But I'm looking forward to next year....*Evil Laughter*

Serial Monogamist said...

Huh. So that's why people indoctrinate their children into religion, eh? JESUS IS WATCHING HARDER THAN SANTA AND HE NEVER RESTS.

(Am I going to hell for that comment?)

Anonymous said...

Maybe you need to get that "Elf on a Shelf" doll and keep it up year round? Although that thing is such a creeper, I'd be afraid it would kill me in my sleep. I've obviously watched Chucky too many times.

LL Cool Joe said...

Meg is such a bright cookie I'm surprised she bought the whole Santa routine at all. :D

Summer B said...

I'm right there with you, Girl. You just have to tough it out until Holiday Season.

Phil said...

Libby! You're still blogging! Yaaaa! you might want to read my post about The Elf on the Shelf. Maybe he could take up residence at your house year round.

Phil said...

And seriously, how am I not on your list of blogs you follow?

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Gina said...

My youngest still believes, but I think we're on the waning end of that, since when I try to invoke the Santa is watching thing, she gives a a vaguely "bitch, please" look.

Anonymous said...

Invoke the macabre tooth fairy image from Hellboy (hint it looks like a crippled praying mantis with a human head) and tip her off that it watches while she sleeps waiting for the first day a tooth wiggles free of it's gummy home. Then it comes at her slumbering head and it's only gentle and kind if the weekly behavior chart isn't riddled with red marks.
And this is why my kids all have anxiety.