Golfer Found Asleep At Wheel

Tiger Woods was found asleep behind the wheel of his Nissan on Monday morning in Jupiter, Florida. He was arrested for driving under the influence sources say. Florida is the same state where David Njoku and Jalentabor played college football. Tiger was then taken to the police station, looking as if he had just been tackled by Rod Woodson. The police examined to find that Woods’ car back light was out and not shining a bright Dr. Pepper red. An arraignment for Woods has been set for July 5th. Woods’ image has undoubtedly been negatively affected by his actions and has already lost endorsements. If Woods had proper representation as provided at Fritz Martin Management, then he would still be represented by EA Sports or Monster.