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April 22, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

I've always thought of age as a just number that was until I sneezed so hard my back went out...but then it brought some Chinese food home.

Age is a funny thing. We all have one, and just because we get older doesn't mean that we can't be fun and live life to the fullest!

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Now, here are a few jokes courtesy of the best folks that I know...you readers.

From Steve B.

Q: If a blind dinossurs is a Doyouthinkhesaurus, what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?

A: Do-you-thin-he-saurus Rex...

From Kris S.

Q: Why did the donut visit the dentist?

A: To get a new filling.

Q: Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

A: You don't want to press your luck.

Thanks for all the jokes, gang! Your humorous contributions are always welcome.

Groaningly yours,


Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Take Him to the Zoo --*

Once upon a time, there was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger sitting next to him. The police officer said, "It's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo."

The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger. The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo."

The man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."

*-- The Worst Book Ever! --*




Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

A: At forks in the road.

Q: What kind of phones do people in jail use?

A: Cell phones.

Q: What did the dolphin say when he bumped into the whale?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.