country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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