Election Time is Almost Here!

Hear ye, hear ye! Come one, come all! Let it be known that general elections are almost near!

I would encourage each of you to vote for the one candidate that has it all! Whom might that be?

Well, Mayor McCheese, of course!

Why is Mayor McCheese the right choice for your city, town, municipality, jurisdiction, commonwealth, etc? Well, let’s take a look!

    1. His name has the word “Mayor” in it! Mayors are people we hold in high regard. They are supposed to be honorable and make the right decisions for their constituents. Speaking of…
    2. He’s served “Billions and Billions” in his time. Image courtesy of www.michigangreenlaw.com
    3. He’s helped his company make millions billions (trillions?) of dollars. He’s shown the ability to overcome extreme adversity making the company extremely profitable even in turbulent economic times as well as overcoming the company mascot.
      All the Big Macs and Quarter Pounders with Cheese float down here! Image Courtesy of www.tshirtvortex.net

      Just kidding around!

      And you thought the spoof image was bad...

    4. He is so large he spans both the right side and left side. With all that meat and cheese goodness, he doesn’t even have to lean one way or the other to span the political spectrum. He’s especially popular in the middle!
    5. He has managed to keep the Hamburglar at bay!
      Robble Robble!

What are you waiting for? Don’t forget to vote for Mayor McCheese this coming November 4th! He needs your vote!

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