Jokes/Humors Section –The Good Son, The Perfect Husband & The “Mooo” Economics

September 22nd, 2008 Comments off
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Humor/ Laughter is a good medicine for health!
Be happy and cheerful !. Enjoy some of the following humors/jokes.

Joke No.1: The Good SonAn old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.


Shortly, he received this reply, “For HEAVEN’S SAKE, Dad, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!” At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.


 His son’s reply was: “Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do”.


Joke No:2 :The Perfect Husband.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”


MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only  3 ,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that much.”


MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: ” 300,000?





MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..

He smiles and asks:

“Anyone knows whose phone is this? ”

Joke No:3  “Mooo” Economics

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So what?

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

You have two cows.


You have two cows.
You have two cows.
Your stock goes up.

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

You have two cows.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

You have two cows.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You have all the cows in
Afghanistan, which are two.
You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish.
The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow’s milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can’t figure o ut how to vote at all.

You have millions of cows.
They make real
California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.








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