Dark Heresy

The Story So Far

Up till now we have done the following in no particular order:

Burnt a planet
Killed a psyker (demon, accident, sad, sad….)
Blew off my leg, totally intentionally cuz I ‘d never do it on purpose)
Killed a Rogue Trader and took his ship
Fought off some Tyranids in a hole under stupid yokel houses
Accidentally and unintentionally got the inquisitors retarded first in command killed cuz he’s an idiot.
Found a huge stash of weapons and armor and made a shitload of money
Just rescued our Inquisitor on a bug planet with a bunch of Space Wolf Marines who are protecting our group from the really heavy shit.

