Stu Sues by the Starwars

Jan 7, 2016 · 8 min read

Beats up four guys by herself

Knows more about the Millennium Falcon than Han does

First time she flies at all, she outmaneuvers TIE fighters in a large ship with an awkward cockpit position.

Instantly skilled at using a lightsaber and wins a fight against Kylo Ren

Is instantly knowledgeable about probing minds, telekinesis, and using Jedi mindtricks

Instantly trusted by the Resistance to go on a mission to find Luke, even though they barely knew her

Speaks Droid and Wookie

Instantly liked and trusted by everyone



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An internet old man just trying to keep up with what all the kids do these days. Op/Eds mostly about video games and the gaming community.
