Frequently Asked Q: "Carin, how do you pronounce your first name?"

A: With a soft A, as in "car in the garage." 

Facetiously Asked Q: "So, you're a garage?"

A: What kind of Q is that?

Fortuitously Asked Q: "Do ducks have ears?"

A: Duck heard you ask that, and he wondered the same thing! Yes, a duck hears through small openings in the sides of its head, hidden from view by its feathers. Read more about bird ears HERE...

Flatteringly Asked Q: "Are you a duck?"

A: Why, no, but thank you for asking.

Fondly Awaited Q: "Shall we do the puddle stomp?"

A: Let me grab my boots!