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Friday, September 9, 2011

'Why Women Love Vampires' feature + giveaway

Why Women Love Vampires

It's an age old question; why do women love vampires so much? Where does this fixation come from? How the hell can men ever compare to vamps? All valid questions for which I decided to seek answers. Mind you this is my opinion and opinions from the people I polled. Let me tell you, even I was surprised with the results, so let's take a look.

While even folkloric vampires of the Balkans and Eastern Europe had a wide range of appearances ranging from nearly human to bloated rotting corpses, it was the success of John Polidori's 1819 novella The Vampyre that established the archetype of charismatic and sophisticated vampire; it is arguably the most influential vampire work of the early 19th century, inspiring such works as Varney the Vampire and eventually Dracula."

Material above quoted from Wikipedia.

Legend or fact, the hard truth of the matter remains that vampires and sex sell to women, the two going neatly hand in hand. Vampires have become so popular and so sexualized since the nineteenth century that Hollywood and other filmmakers have tapped these myths from their earliest days. Here's my list of reasons women love these hunky bloodsuckers.
1. It's hard to not love a man in evening wear.
Turn on any classic vampire movie with Bela Lugosi and you'll probably see the men donning classy black evening wear. Cape or no cape I could care less, bring'em if ya got'em. But what lady doesn't love the idea of waking up to a hunky man dressed to the nines lurking over her bed and ready to drink her blood? (Ok, when I write it that way, it does sound a bit creeper), but restraining orders aside, evening wear has major sex appeal when vamps rock them.
2. The Art of Biting
Us ladies LOVE the idea of Mr. Tall Dark and smexy grabbing us by the hair, pulling our neck to the side and biting. The idea of giving ourselves completely to someone in that small way holds so much sex appeal we burn up inside just thinking about it. This is why Paranormal romance books have such a big following, not only do we love the idea, we love reading the juicy details of how it all goes down. We buy into the fantasy because it's a much needed release from whatever's going on in our day to day lives. And whether men believe it or not, we get that it is just that, a fantasy. And who doesn't love a good romp on the dark side now and then?
But back to the act itself, They don't just chow down and go to town. Be it through aphrodisiacs or some other stimulant, vampires always manage to make the bite a sensual experience. I say the slower the better. Draw it out, slow, and make me pant for what I know is coming.
3. Seduce me with Smex.
Vampires are practically synonymous with seduction. Being stalked like prey across a room can be all the foreplay a gal needs before getting down to it. The predator's walk alone makes us weak in the knees. The idea that we can gather every ounce of a man's attention, total and complete focus, to the point of animal madness is beyond smexy. The eyes especially add to this element, be they natural color or undead blackness. Vampires can give you "the look" and the world will fade away, crowed room be damned! And don't get me started on the accents. Vampires frequently come with some sort of smexy accent that is sheer auditory porn. Now if I can only get them to talk dirty to me in that accent! If they turn on the seduction (which isn't hard to do) the panties fly off in a heartbeat.
4. Such a dirty bad boy!
Vampires are the ultimate bad boys, fact. Throw on some leathers and you've got yourself one dirty boy, who needs to be spanked. Daily. No other creature of the lore can compete with the badness that is vamps. They are Known to act first and not give a damn later. They ooze power and destruction thus adding to the overall appeal. We may not end up marrying a bad boy, but trust me, we want to play with one. What woman wouldn't want a man by her side that can protect her one second and then seduce her the next?
5. Protective much?
This isn't to say vampires aren't the worst in the lore, but these guys take "protecting" to a whole new level. With barbaric caveman mentalities, vamps are known for their over the top protection of the women they love. And once (if ever) a vamp truly loves someone, there's no going back. Ever. It's pretty much till death do us part, and in this case that can be a very, very long time. All women want their man to protect them, but most vamps can try a woman’s patience in this department. Still it's nice to know a super-strong beefcake is looking out for you. At all times…and when you least expect it.
6. To sparkle or not to sparkle
Oh frel yes. Are you a sexy vamp that can rock my world ten times to Sunday? Then by the name of the undead gods bring on the sparkle!
Also, just a side note here, ladies love the bling-bling. Therefore we love shiny things. Rubbing down on a sexy vamp with 6 pack abs is hot. A vamp with some shiny bling covering them from head to hands might stayed glued to his body. Call us shallow if you want but we love anything pretty and sometimes a little pretty goes a long way.
Men can hate on the sparkle factor but that's either out of jealousy, homosexuality issues or little man complex. Don't hate on it just cause you don't get it. Twilight for example was not written with "men" in mind, though I do know a few who have read it and didn't think it awful. And without naming names (Dan, Al S., Uriah, James, Chris, Mike) I applaud these men for not letting stereotypes get in the way of a fantasy book.
7. Gimme that O!
Fact: Vampires give the best orgasms. Period. [citation needed]
Books, TV, movies you name it, vampires bring it better than anyone else. I know some of you might be thinking "How do you know this Katie?" and you'd be right to ask. While I may not have any personal experiences with vampires and sex I do buy into the belief that given all the other qualities these creatures possess the best sex of ones life HAS to fall in here too. Should I someday be proven wrong, I vow to the lore that I will never again read or watch anything about vampires again. But as my friend Daniel recently said, "The women, while frightened, are all squirming and withering and anticipating the forbidden, sexual release."
Hear! Hear! *pounds gavel* With a vampire comes out-of-this-world mind-blowing sex. Hence, the best "O" of a lady's life. I'll buy this one hook line and sinker!
8. Show me the money.
With hundreds to thousands of years to perfect all their skills, vampires make the best lovers, fighters, protectors and providers. Playing the stock market much? Yup, pretty much every vamp you read about has invested over the years in stocks and bonds, to casinos and real-estate. You name it. Wealth and comfort are always on a vampire's mind, the best of everything will cover every square inch of a vamps home(s). Does this make women shallow for liking a man that has the funds to keep us taken care of? No, if we love someone we would be happy living in a box on the side of the freeway holding our cardboard sign, but what it does do is give us that little peace of mind that money provides. A home. A vehicle. Food and hot water. Women as a whole are planners, thinkers and nesters. (For the most part lol)
9. So much raw Strength
Known to have superhuman senses, strength, agility, endurance and speed the sheer power vampires possess only adds tenfold to an already boiling-over sex pot. Got stuck in a sticky situation with some bad guys? Need a hand getting out of that underground dungeon? Just call in the vamps and problem solved!
These tuff guys are no joke in the strength department. A single vampire alone could wipe out just about any human army, and loads of immortal ones. Plus thinking about how many push ups they can do just gets me all hot and bothered. Bring it on boys!
10. Hot sticky…blood
Vampires make drinking blood look like a natural and intoxicating act. It seems so reasonable that blood could be a main source of nutrition. With shows like True Blood, where the vampires either drink it from bottle or tap it from the source, you could see why so many of us would be more then eager to cut open a vein in the name of the undead. Blood just looks cool when vamps drink it; It's like the forbidden fruit and it makes us want it even more. Blood can be just as good as a nice Chianti for a vamp.

What surprised me the most from all this was the amount of men who stepped up to the plate, offering up ideas and insight from their perspectives. Some of you men get it, the rest are lost in space I'm afraid. lol. The main goal of my article was to shed some light on the subject and hopefully open minds to the unknown and undead world. I for one like to think it could be a possibility but I'm a little off my rocker and solid proof will be the final judgment. Until then I'll sit back, whip out my fangs and take part in a bit of role play with my favorite man muffin. *winks*

By: Katie "the Vamp Queen" Dalton

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  1. It's not just the men that don't get the sparkly thing. Voodoo Bride doesn't like the sparkly vamps either. They're icky in her opinion.

    As for what is most appealing about vampires in Voodoo Bride's opinion: the mystery! She loves mysterious and dangerous men. That's probably why she got left at the altar, dangerous and mysterious men usually aren't the best marriage material.


  2. I think it is that they are alluring and very risky. It is like playing with fire, sometimes you get burned, but it is worth the risk.

  3. It's the sexiness...the fact that they are immortal and when they find their mate..can make them immortal too.
    But it's also everything you said all rolled into one.
    gfc follower

  4. Wonderful blog! I tend to be a shifter fan myself, but there's a few things vamps have in common with my wolves --- most appealing is the concept of having one true mate and recognizing that soul. The ability to commit to one person forever is a quality that seems to be dribbling out of the human gene pool and we love it in our supernatural heroes. It's even more meaningful given that vamps live pretty much forever. Thanks for a great read!

  5. Great post. Really enjoyed reading it. I think a lot of the appeal for me would be the love factor.

    I completely agree with that, and wish it was that way in our world also. Who wants to think about being with a person that you know is just going to divorce and hurt you in the end?

    GFC follower

  6. i think its the danger factor but also living forever with the one person who makes you the happiest you are ever going to be as well as the sexiness of it all vampires are amazing


  7. Why the allure to vamps? They ooze that bad boy YUM!factor we all love, add to it the power and the willingness to use said power that only centuries of existence can provide, slather on a healthy layer of 100% pure unhindered and unrestrained (well.. sometimes restrained..heh heh but i digress) sexual prowess and O..M..G.. *sighs dreamily* why the allure? i ask WHY NOT?

  8. lol..forgot my email addy:

  9. Danger, risk, bad boy and mystery vamps are hands down walking disco sex sticks. lol Loving these comments and thanks everyone for the positive feedback on my feature. :)

  10. I like how you put it all together ^_^ the most appealing for me in a vampire is their overall sex appeal,charisma and confidence that shines thru everything! XD

    GFC:kimyunalesca & Flock follower at Facebook ^_~


  11. I think it is the mystery and unknown that is most intriguing for me. Thank you for sharing the fun today.


  12. "auditory porn" Snort! Yeah, I'm down with that ;)

    I am with Dani on the shifter thing, but since Dani has written many a posts about shifters maybe I can write one about my weakness...Fae.

    Great job Katie ;)

  13. I have to say it's that bad boy sex appeal thing vampires seems to have, that and the forbidden fruit aspect of it. Take that into account and the fact that most of the most recent vampires have been hotties and it just doesn't get any better than that. But you really need to take a look at one of the sexiest vampires I've ever seen:

    (Sadly the show was canceled but the dvds are available).


  14. Love this blog, all the best vamps around, such eye candy, Thankyou, my favourite thing about vamps well the list is endles but I love the bad boy image, they tend to wear the best clothes, have the hottest bodies, the most mesmerizing eyes, the sexiest voices, and years and years of practise getting the loving right, there is not much more a girl could ask for, except maybe walks on the beach in the sun but hey thats better at night as it won't be as busy, lol x x

  15. Thank you for the giveaway! I think it's a little bit of the bad boy attitude, the been around long enough to know better and have perfected your loving, most of them are portrayed as sexy has heck, and of course the biting.

    jbronderblogs at aol dot com

  16. Hmmm.... Definitely that possessiveness! Gotta love that "Mine" aspect ;-)


  17. What an awesome giveaway! Thanks! The thing that is so appealing about vampires, besides the looks, protectiveness, and eternal love thing, has to be that they are very good with their mouths!

  18. They are the ultimate bad one holds a candle to them. They are typically, tall, dark and dangerous...what's not to like!?!? Oh and they wear their leather tight and like fast bikes or fast cars...

  19. Great answers guys. And Marsha said it...they are good with their mouths, makes me all tingly just thinking about it ;)

    @Margaret, he is one fine looking vampire! :thinking about his mouth now o.O

  20. Most appealing things about vamps? Biting and blood. *swoon*

    email, vschleich at gmail dot com

  21. Raw strength (and a perfect pic 4 that btw) Eric Northman is the perfect Vamp ;) (I am a follower)

  22. For one thing, they are usually very handsome and attractive. For another, they have an air of mystery and danger about them.

  23. OMG! I loved the pic of Angel and Spike!! I love vamps because of the promise of eternal love! To have someone devoted to you and only you is too good to pass up :)
    GFC follower

    jwitt33 at live dot com

  24. I love the fact that they are protective. Every girl needs to feel protected sometimes. Oh yes and the sex helps too. Lol

  25. contest closed and a winner has been picked. Katie will contact you!!!

  26. Um, almost all of these, actually ;)