Larry David may have beef with tongs, but were willing to bet he'd think this particular Tong is prettay prettay prettay good.

Sorry if we lost you with the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' reference. We're really psyched that the show is back, anyway...

Angela Tong is pretty much a professional hot girl. Not that we mind, of course. We think that is a perfectly valid way for a person to make a living. Heck, we’d do it if someone offered us. Not as well as Angela, but hey, give us a break, we just started. Jeez. If we're being 100% honest though, getting paid to find the hottest pictures of her ain't a bad gig either. It probably doesn't pay as well as being professionally hot does, but the "benefits" are legit.

Stay in school, kids. Dreams do come true.