Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Manly stuff

Q- Why do you spend hours in the heat of summer cutting firewood?

A- So my wife and kids don't go cold in the winter, you dumbfuck!

Q- But why do it at the hottest time of year?

A- Because the wood is dry now and that is easiest on the saw- and the fucker on the saw.

Q Why don't you just fit a heat pump?

A- Are you incapable of working basic mathematics or do you work for the fucking government?

1 comment:

sweetpea said...

Another answer - It is a good time of year to find unwanted pallets, offcuts from timber yards etc. Only the lazy with more money than sense wait until the weather gets cold and the free wood gets wet.

In other words we have been out gathering and sawing as well.