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David Scissorhands: A Modern Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, in an area of New Jersey near you, lived a man named David Scissorhands.  Some people called him a freak.  In fact, most people called him a freak.  "Freaky, freak-freak!" is what they would exclaim.  But David had one talent...cutting hedges into different objects with his scissors.  Unfortunately, the shapes were not aesthetically pleasing.  For David was a left-handed freak, and only had access to regular, righty scissors.  Thus, most of David's "creations" would simply be named "Blob #1" and "Eyesore".  This has been the pointless tale of..........David Scissorhands.