Sea Saw

Take a sturdy finetoothed saw, the type is not important, but a jacksaw is best. Walk your saw to the nearest river and enter the water from the warmest bank. Proceed to saw the surface of the river vigorously whilst making your way, backwards, this is most important, to the other riverbank.

Repeat this often enough and sea levels will cease to rise. There is no deception in this.

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