Tag: Hair


Bozo - Disproportionate features, Horizontal elevation




Frequently Asked Questions


Q: So, how’s married life?
A: Beyond words.


Q: Why did you shave your head?
A: Just to shave my head.

Q: Why isn’t the internet working?

That’s messed up


I spent all that time messing up my hair for nothing?

The hairless hairdo



Hair diet

I’ve always loved fad diets. Making fun of them that is, not actually following them. I love how two different diets can be completely opposite and still (supposedly) work. But after doing some extensive research on the subject, I decided that none of them were for me. So I set out to create my own fad diet. After running my fingers through my hair in deep thought, it came to me. So I ran to the local Cost Cutters and I lost 0.37 lbs almost instantly. It worked for me, and it can work for you too. So buy my book for only $47.89 and lose weight today!