Saturday, May 05, 2007

How Do You Know You're Over 50?

Most of our 50+ years old friends can relate to these...for the younger ones this is what you have to look forward to.

1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.


3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.


5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10 You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenges.


13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.





19. You can't remember who sent you this list.


20. Thank God, browsers allow you to increase FONT sizes to read this whole list.

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