Sunday, May 24, 2009


"Not in my life!"

George Bush, Hu Jintao (China's president) and Than Shwe (Myanmar's military leader) went to visit God.
Bush asked God, 'When will the U.S. become the most powerful nation in the world?'God replied, 'Not in your life,' driving Bush to tears.
Mr. Hu then asked when China would become the richest nation in the world, which drew the same "not in your life" answer from God and tears from the Chinese president.
Finally, Myanmar's ruler asked when his country would have enough water and electricity. This time it was God who broke into tears, saying, "Not in my life!"