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[–]Modshroom1287 660 points661 points  (27 children)

Amazon employees have to do shit like this too

[–]sicariusdiem9 105 points106 points  (1 child)

Well damn at least this guy just took a number 1

[–]GoLeePro4277 17 points18 points  (5 children)

The warehouse workers that are multiple stories up. Not the drivers.

[–]Themightyoakwood8 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Drivers do too. Sometimes they're in an area where the nearest bathroom is a 30 min detour, so it's piss bottle time.

[–]lolcakes972 -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Male* Amazon employees.

[–]GrauGeist88889 11 points12 points  (2 children)

There are funnels for women

[–]SandmanKeel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're called Shenises... and they are quite handy!

[–]strra6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]momo888529 2197 points2198 points  (319 children)

I started to think its common delivery drivers doing this! My dad works with Amazon delivery and he opened the door to one of the trucks and saw big ass pile of shit! Seems as one of his employees took a shit in the van!

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    [–]momo888529 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    Dude was born and raised in the USA! So was his father and grandfather!

    [–]irrelevantmoose931 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    Lol shut the fuck up

    [–]Harbulary-Batteries6 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Just had to throw some racism / xenophobia in there?

    [–]-wafflesaurus-A 49 points50 points  (2 children)

    "It's them immagents I tells ya"

    [–]WWDubzA 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    Both stealing your job, and not working. Schrödinger's immigrant

    [–]selectash7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    They turk err jerbs!

    [–]Not_Now_Train_Bot7 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a toilet is. Sure some people aren't lucky enough to live in a society that can afford toilets, but it's not like they don't know what they are

    [–]AntiquarianBlue6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No, there's millions of people across the world (mostly in Southeast Asia) who literally do not know how to use a toilet and have never seen a toilet before and have to be taught how to use one.

    There are groups that go out to teach these folks how to use toilets and build public toilets for them. One of the big problems they've encountered though is that instead of using them as toilets, people move into the stalls and start living out of them, using the stall as their home.

    [–]redd888882 41 points42 points  (22 children)

    yep the entire rest of the world people just shit wherever they want. NA is the only civilized continent in existence

    [–]Snark_Weak8 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    NA is the only civilized country

    England is my city.

    [–]kayakerjosh9 10 points11 points  (20 children)

    You ever been to California? We got shit piles on the sidewalks as high as the dirty needle piles on the sidewalks

    [–]harry-enis4 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Yeah, but that's just those filthy immigrants, I'm telling you, not like we have a very american president that likes pee in hotel rooms :^)

    [–]billswinthesuperbowl9 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

    Did you really just type that out, re-read it to yourself and go "yup this is good stuff right here"..........

    [–]kayakerjosh9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Especially in response to what I wrote. I didn't think it was even partisan, just a cute jab at Cali.

    [–]harry-enis4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was just in line with the original comment (https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/ans4j4/ups_delivery_driver_caught_peeing_in_elevator_en/efvsdit/) that was deleted - they claimed it was only immigrant drivers doing this. Like cmon...

    [–]JDCarpenter918 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Ooooor it could have to do with amazon forcing their drivers to speed, blow through stop signs, skip meals and bathroom breaks to pressure them to finish their routes on time. But you know, them immigrants are here to tuuurk urrr juuuuurbs!!

    Edit: User has deleted their profile.

    [–]clayfortress7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    You idiot.

    [–]GuyMumbles9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Not saying it’s right, but they probably don’t get regular breaks to go to the bathroom. Still, not sure why he decided to go in the elevator.

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    [–]MycelusXIV6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racist ^

    [–]Disrespectfully_9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    No. This is what happens when you penalize delivery drivers based on time. They find ways to cut corners. The driver was wrong to do this, but his choices were either find a way to not have to stop at a bathroom, or take a penalty for those few minutes lost.

    [–]bill-lowney6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow, quite the assumption.

    [–]AH648 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Serious question, are you retarded?

    [–]Rehabilitated86A -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    90% of your comments are racist.


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    [–]Piratey_Pirate9 596 points597 points  (199 children)

    Yep. I work at UPS and all the drivers come back with bottles of piss or they just pee in the truck. It's disgusting

    [–]bigmanchan1 105 points106 points  (9 children)

    Worst part is most of the drivers at the one I work at expect the preloaders to clean up their piss bottles.

    [–]Piratey_Pirate9 80 points81 points  (2 children)

    No, the worst part is when the bottles fall out of the package cars during the preload shift and they get run over and bust when the drivers leave. Then the whole building just smells like warm, stale piss.

    [–]bigmanchan1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Oh god when you're right, you're right. I mean I get having to go, but maybe they should clean up after themselves and save everyone a headache.

    [–]Higuraki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And that's why I grab a paper towel and sit that shit in their seat. I'm not cleaning up after your own fucking toilet habits.

    [–]DavidThorne318 1837 points1838 points  (150 children)

    Disgusting how overworked and pressured these people must be if they feel like they can’t stop for a toilet break somewhere

    [–]M37h3w3B 504 points505 points  (51 children)

    I would say that piss jugs and trucking go together like peanut butter and jelly.

    [–]kahran9 320 points321 points  (16 children)

    Way of the road, Bubs.

    [–]DpwnShift9 125 points126 points  (0 children)

    But he's not on the road anymore! He's firing 'em off all over the park!

    [–]SonVoltMMAA 120 points121 points  (10 children)

    I'm ok with drivers shitting in their trucks as long as it doesn't mess with my Amazon Prime 2-day shipping.

    [–]Switcher156 41 points42 points  (6 children)

    I hear that you like MRSA from UPS.

    [–]EntheogenicOm7 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Modern problems require modern solutions

    Edit: Thanks for the silver

    [–]Bautista0165 -3 points-2 points  (26 children)

    Reeks of inbred elite privilege on this thread.

    [–]DDGibbsA 539 points540 points  (11 children)

    I was expecting a delivery one day, saw the van go into the car park across from my house (seconds walk), he left and left a parcel behind. Figured it was mine and he was just lazy. Nope. Box of shit

    [–]beauregard_precious7 25 points26 points  (6 children)

    The key to properly shit in a van is to use a Pringles can.

    [–]CaptCaCa9 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    LPT like a motha. Wow, this guy shits.

    [–]Blue_Sail7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ass-pile of shit works pretty well here.

    [–]Facestrike6 222 points223 points  (10 children)

    They are being timed the whole time at work, there have been several articles reporting on just how bad Amazon warehouse and delivery workers’ work conditions are. Then and the USPS workers don’t even have the time to pee.

    Edit: English

    [–]herbtarleksblazer8 360 points361 points  (52 children)

    This is more an indictment of the system than this one guy. Either no time to stop to pee, or no place to pee. I knew of an office that deliberately put a "Women" sign on their one bathroom near the front desk in order to prevent couriers from using it (even though it was actually a unisex bathroom).

    [–]Cykablast3r8 19 points20 points  (28 children)

    Bullshit. Just piss outside or in a bottle.

    [–]GoLeePro4277 69 points70 points  (26 children)

    Its like a fun game of will I be arrested and labeled a sex offender or not. Its thrilling

    [–]Cykablast3r8 -4 points-3 points  (25 children)

    Would you really be arrested for pissing into a bush? Or into a bottle while in your car?

    [–]SoraFirestorm5 67 points68 points  (18 children)

    If you were unlucky in your timing, yeah you would.

    [–]Cykablast3r8 12 points13 points  (16 children)

    US sucks.

    [–]SoraFirestorm5 5 points6 points  (11 children)

    To clarify, IANAL, but I'm fairly sure that as long as people couldn't see you from the outside, going the bottle route wouldn't be a problem.

    But getting caught watering a bush will definitely land you sex offender status.

    [–]kizz128 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

    Ummm... I don't think so. Public indecency maybe but unless you were wanking off and staring at people I highly doubt you'd get more than a misdemeanor.

    [–]KuKluxCon7 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Public urination is literally punishable by getting on the registry though. Is it likely it would happen, no, but they could if they wanted to.

    [–]kizz128 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Seriously!? I thought it was like getting a Public intoxication. Just a misdemeanor unless it carries some intention of harassment. Does the registry not require a felony offense? Can't that registry ruin your life? A ruined life for peeing in a bush?

    [–]terminal1128 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)


    This is not the norm at all.

    If someone told you they are the registry for public urination, they are probably lying to you about why they are really on it

    [–]Disrespectfully_9 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Yes. Just because you are in your car does not mean you are on private property therefore you must still obey the rules of the public, and not whip your dick out in public.

    [–]ryebreadryan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    too bad these guys aren't driving a big box truck with lots of space and no windows in the back

    [–]Disrespectfully_9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That's valid. I was more referring to cars in general, but that's a solid point.

    [–]terminal1128 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    You wouldnt get arrested, youd get a ticket. And they wont get you in a car unless they are stopped next to you at a light while you have your dick out, in which case you kind of deserve it.

    [–]island_peep7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lame excuse.

    [–]A1is7air7 43 points44 points  (3 children)

    Wouldn't they just ask where the men's bathroom is?

    [–]soparamensA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's MA'AM bathroom!

    [–]ryebreadryan 110 points111 points  (5 children)

    I don't let them use my bathroom any more. Every single time I let one use the bathroom there was piss on the floor and one time the fucker clogged the toilet with his shit and I had to unclog it myself after I was supposed to be finished with the day.

    I work in a small office and I am not paid to be cleaning up strangers bowel movements.

    From the downvotes it sounds like you guys would happily clean up someone else's mess. Clearly you never had to deal with this yourself.

    [–]GrauGeist88889 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    Maybe they're all from waitstaff who literally deal with other people's shit on a daily basis?

    [–]terminal1128 30 points31 points  (4 children)

    Bullshit, even if there are no bathrooms available there is no reason to choose an elevator unless you like knowing that people will be smelling your piss forever.

    [–]KitchenNazi7 743 points744 points  (48 children)

    It’s a Christmas helper - they hire anyone with a pulse - he’s long gone.

    [–]Yo_Lover5 190 points191 points  (24 children)

    Christmas helpers don't get the full uniform so I don't think that's the case here.

    [–]morawanna7 116 points117 points  (6 children)

    Depends on the facility I guess. I got pants and a pullover jacket when I did some Christmas temp work

    [–]Yo_Lover5 24 points25 points  (3 children)

    A pullover jacket isn't part of the uniform like this guy is wearing

    [–]morawanna7 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    Just clarifying that they do issue more than vests

    [–]420smoking6 30 points31 points  (14 children)

    I got the full uniform when I did it.

    [–]MomButtsDriveMeNuts8 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    Seasonal helpers only get a vest to wear, not the entire outfit.

    [–]xaqeree4 203 points204 points  (5 children)

    Urine trouble now!!

    [–]GayCorn1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Dad is that you ?

    [–]xnukerman6 0 points1 point  (0 children)


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      This comment by /u/Taxilate was removed for containing a derogatory slur.


      [–]Blaz3dnconfuz3dA 80 points81 points  (9 children)

      This is from 2016

      [–]BenDayho6 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      2016!? C"mon Op, you know shit only started getting interesting after mid 2017!!! History is for chumps!

      [–]lumpythedog8 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      I think their intent was to question OP for possibly reposting. The title is exclusively past tense, so it's possible OP rediscovered the image while looking through old photos on their phone.

      [–]justcallmetexxx5 274 points275 points  (66 children)

      I worked for UPS years ago and we would just make sure to have a clean, empty Gatorade bottle in the truck; at one of your stops you would just close the door between the front cab and rear compartment, go to the back of the truck and take care of business, no one would know. This guy liked doing this kind of thing, it's the thrill of doing something wrong and not getting caught. (hopefully)

      [–]patriotjeff7 32 points33 points  (3 children)

      I've peed in a regular car many times, usually when I am long hauling. As long as you are on the road and moving and not sitting in a parked car with people around, no one notices.

      [–]roborim0 46 points47 points  (2 children)

      Its the way of the road boys, the way of the road

      [–]CaptCaCa9 25 points26 points  (29 children)

      All this tells me is all our packages have been handled by pissy/shitty fingers.

      [–]Sumocolt7685 69 points70 points  (7 children)

      There’s been a lot of pubic urination posts this week

      [–]NotGabeNAMA9 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      They're just taking the piss.

      [–]Wizecracker1177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Out of public urinators.

      [–]e1337ninja5 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      I mean, if there is an elevator there's probably a pretty good chance of a restroom nearby. I mean... there's never a good justification for not using a proper bathroom in a city like this.

      [–]GrauGeist88889 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      A lot of buildings lock the bathrooms to tenants only

      [–]MyBigRed9 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      This was a relief to see. 😂

      Sounds like it was a relief for the delivery driver too.

      [–]Dogy_Cyka7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Maybe they are overbooked and can't have proper break to pee in decent toilet

      [–]prisonertrog7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh you dirty, filthy bastard.

      [–]Spooms20109 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That’s despicable!!!!

      [–]grandthefttaco4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Huh, who would have though Nas was a UPS delivery driver.

      [–]Aves_HomoSapien8 1931 points1932 points  (85 children)

      The UPS and FedEx guy that deliver to the office I work out use us as a pit stop all the time. We've given them both free rein to use our bathroom whenever they need.

      [–]YourCautionaryTale9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      How many floors is it that he had time to piss in the elevator?

      Maybe I need to get checked out, but if I have to piss bad enough that I just pull it out in an elevator, then that's gonna take a lot longer than 8 floors up. Add in the stage fright based on not knowing if it's gonna stop mid-stream for someone else to get on and I just can't see how this happened.

      Dude's pee game strong.

      [–]patriotjeff7 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      We need more public restrooms in our country.

      [–]PierresLostHairpiece1 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      I worked delivery a few years ago, and as gross as this is, and I'd never do anything like it, one of the challenges is finding quick places to pee. You've gotta move quick, the amount of deliveries is overwhelming, and it can be hard to find a bathroom. Of course, unlike this man I usually found secluded bushes or something.

      [–]bkdlays6 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      This of course is unacceptable but is also what happens when you push your people too hard. Not surprising or new whatsoever

      [–]way2lazy2careA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Negative. There are plenty of places to pee on the go that are not bathrooms or elevators.

      [–]nelska8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      wow what a way to lose the job. good job too. i knew a kid in highschool who did this. lmao. and the elavator was for handicap kids. ahahaha bastard.

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      [–]Themightyoakwood8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's a special kind of stupid.

      [–]deadrobins7 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      What, he was just establishing a pee corner

      [–]GrauGeist88889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, he had 56 ounces of fluid in his bladder!

      [–]BlueOrcaJupiter7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Use a pee cleaner. Sold at pet stores. It’s enzyme based.

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      [–]DarkbalmunkA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The bigger issue is the quota these guys have to make within a day no matter how conjested the roads are.

      Besides not having time to take a bathroom break (A real one in a toilet) they also sometimes don't have time to deliver all the packages and usually mark them as delivered and drop them off in the morning.

      [–]Jaesch8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Shame on him for not keeping a piss jug in the van.

      [–]canada_mikeA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      you think YOU were relieved.....

      [–]rulerdude6 17 points18 points  (12 children)

      Ok yeah you never use an indoor elevator as a toilet. But also, fuck UPS for making drivers resort to this

      [–]Lizard_repositioner5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      The bad news is that they have that camera, so they also know that you have that puppy :(

      [–]ediesdad2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The puppy was fine! Sorry for the misunderstanding. This had been happening frequently enough, so the HOA kept posting flyers about how they were going to review the videos and find the owner of the dog who kept urinating in the elevator.

      There wasn’t enough space to explain fully.


      Damn they already contacted their employer why they gotta publicly shame the dude!

      [–]Alexthegreat05213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh shit it’s Kodak Black

      [–]justbeingreal8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A special type of stupid to think there wouldn't be cameras in an elevator

      [–]Riot_is_Dogshit4 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      He was only urinating in the elevator as a metaphor for the suffering his ancestors had endured at the hands of the white devil.