After Ever After: A Depressing, Musical Explanation of What Really Happened To Disney’s Princesses

  • The destruction of nostalgia never sounded so good!

    Jon Cozart of the Paint YouTube channel is crushing childhood dreams by taking a very practical look at what really happened to the princesses that inhabited Disney’s idealistic fantasy worlds.

    Suddenly, these beautiful stories don’t sound so innocent when you’re listening to an a cappella explanation of how BP killed Ariel’s ecosystem in “The Little Mermaid,” Aladdin was captured by the CIA during the War on Terror, Belle was charged with committing acts of bestiality, and Pocahontas contracted STDs.