You're so rad 
More rad than my dad 
If you were a fabric you'd be plaid 
Everybody knows plaid is so rad 
I think about you and I go mad 
You're so rad 
You really spark my nads
Some say you're good but I know you're bad 
If you go I'll be sad 
Stop the presses run an ad 
If there were three of you 
You'd be a rad triad 
You're so rad.