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Bad Golf Game

There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now." Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole." "My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him. "That must've been terrible!" "It was," he said. "All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

Witch Baseball


A: Their bats flew away.

Fishing License


"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," he said.




"What a dumb cop," the third blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"

Yo Mama - Tripped

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.