Tag Archives: healthy choices

So As You Can Tell, I’ve Been Listening





Me: “Totally.”

Therapist: “Is that why you decided to stop?”


Therapist: “I think that’s a great decision.”

Me: “…so we can have another kid.”



Someone Who Can Control Herself



I didn’t appreciate the condescending implication that he has more control than I do, but I admired the health-conscious logic and embarked on my snack session with the same vigilance and restraint. I was actually impressed by the fact that no matter how hard I shook and manipulated the bag, only one combo at a time could escape into my palm, allowing for a controlled, responsible snack experience.

20 seconds in:


Then I just got mad.



I’m Still Learning How to do This Paleo Thing Correctly

Literally as I am licking almond butter off a spoon, I read this paleo lifestyle tip online: “Be reasonable about the way you eat your paleo foods. The point is to get back to our roots. There is nothing natural about licking a glob of almond butter off a spoon.”


Ok, point taken.

So I shoved my fist in the jar and licked it off that instead.