Fun-Sized Advice

On fun sized advice.

is it okay to use addiherol to lose weight .. ?
Sure. Then again, it’s not okay to use drugs you can’t spell.

How do I turn a hook up into a relationship?

How do you turn a hot wing into a chicken dinner?

i think i might be anorexic.

Want a cookie?

where do you draw the line between good skinny and scary anorexic?

I draw the line with a sharpie on your visible ribs.

should i quit smoking?


Am I fat?


cocaine threesome?

Yes, yes, yes.

Once a cheater, always a cheater?

No. Once a cheater, you always cheated.

Where can I meet nice, interesting girls?

What price range?

what would be a good date? i’m asian. she’s white.

You pay. She drives.

why is the devil in the details?

The devil isn’t really a big picture kinda guy.

my roomate shit on my bed

Change your sheets.

How old are you?

Fuck you, that’s how old.

Have you always had a really well structured sense of intuition?

I knew you were going to ask that.


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