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Sarcastic one liners


tags: communication, kids, life, sarcastic, time
+1-156.82 % / 48 votes.

Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it.

tags: sarcastic
+1-156.79 % / 75 votes.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

tags: attitude, sarcastic, wedding
+1-156.79 % / 75 votes.


tags: animal, attitude, death, mistake, sarcastic
+1-156.79 % / 75 votes.


tags: communication, kids, rude, sarcastic, time
+1-156.74 % / 127 votes.

The light at the end of the tunnel... might just be an incoming train.

tags: life, sarcastic, time
+1-156.69 % / 114 votes.

Being in a relationship is like riding a bike, but the bike is on fire and everything around you is on fire because you're in hell.

tags: life, love, sarcastic
+1-156.66 % / 56 votes.


tags: communication, life, motivational, sarcastic, work
+1-156.66 % / 56 votes.

Nothing says I love you like divorce papers.

tags: communication, love, marriage, sarcastic
+1-156.66 % / 56 votes.


tags: attitude, puns, sarcastic
+1-156.64 % / 28 votes.