Bloodpool Spatter Pillow

The secret to napping at your desk is making it so that no one disturbs you, and with this pillow, we can help you make that happen. In fact, because of the bystander effect, the more humans are around, the less likely you are to be disturbed while sleeping on this pillow. You see, it gives the impression that you've got a massive headwound, with blood puddling under you. And surely somebody else must have noticed before now and told HR or called an ambulance or something, right.

