Give Me A Double

So this guy walks into a bar and says, â€œGve me two beers.â€

The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, â€œGive me two more beers.â€

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, â€œWhats in your wallet that you keep looking at?â€

So the man opens his wallet and says, â€œThe more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.â€

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