Comrade MOND of Chameleon Force!! >>


AIRED: 07-16-2019

We are usually able to wade through the heaping helpings of leafy green space goodness with relative ease, calm, wit, reserve, aplomb…it might take a bit of leafy green goodness off-air sometimes, but we make it to the end of the show with MOST of our frontal lobe intact. Until today. Today, today, today. Today, the 50th Anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11. Today, the chameleon forces did us in. Three reasonably reasonable guys, pretty well-versed in the varying veils, layers, lairs, and lies common to the garden-variety space liars, pants all afire and whatnot. But, today…Comrade Chameleon and his Super Secret Stash of Spicy Space Peppers…it just burns….oh, God, it burns…IT BUUUUUURRRRNNNNNSSS!!!!!
–Yeppers…peppers…in space…FINALLY! Fruit in space for the first time…again…comrade?
–We also found NEW GRAVITY…FINALLY!! Not just any new gravity…”Chameleon” gravity…eat a dick, regular gravity!
–We can stop stressing over Dark Matter…FINALLY!!! It’s lighter and less prevalent than we done thunked afore!!
–Space-getti!!! FINALLY!!!! With parm!!!
–Walt Wraps Up Weird Storm Barry. It was bad…but not as bad as predicted…thanx to the Iron Scouts!! And we share some funny moments from the coverage.

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