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Uni in 5 Secs

setup: @ a vending machine, 2 friends approach.

(optional: wardrobe such that person 1 is modern student, person 2 is from 1970s -period of free uni)

choices : coke, fanta, ect ect, "arts degree"

1st person tries for arts degree, gets his money eaten 2nd person tries and gets 2


1: hey can i have one?

(upon getting 2 degrees strips off, underneath wearing all black, puts on beret and glasses):

2: get away from me you illiterate wastrel! i had to WORK for these qualifications