Wrong Status, Asshole

Sometimes the urge to tell the world—or your friends—about a current event in your life just overcomes you to the point where you blindly and furiously type a message without looking to whom it's been sent. It doesn't happen to us, but we know it happens. Such was the case with Alicia who interjected in a conversation about body-heat regulation with a tale of post-date romping. Here's a general bit of advice: Don't kiss and tell on Facebook.