talking to myself during the vampire diaries

(12:33:55 AM) Candice: how are these people without jobs or families ALSO now revealed to own lakehouses
(12:34:27 AM) Candice: while most of the vampires, who could have made wise investments long ago, are squatting wherever
(12:35:19 AM) Candice: where are their parents!? wait n/m nearly all of the adults in this series have been killed already
(12:35:47 AM) Candice: except the attractive and single males
(12:35:49 AM) Candice: why is that
(12:36:24 AM) Candice: vampires love killing off MILFs?
(12:36:34 AM) Candice: or shoudl that be MsILF
(12:36:49 AM) Candice: which reminds me that i shoudl wathc the gilmroe girls again
(12:38:30 AM) Candice: because no good reason one of the scenes i remember from that is laurelai and rory talking about passersby and passerbys
(12:39:27 AM) Candice: the amount of eyebrow waggling on this show……..
(12:39:51 AM) Candice: does the CW compensate them for the massive amout of botox they’ll need later on?
(12:40:02 AM) Candice: due to forehead wrinkles due to over-acting?
(12:40:52 AM) Candice: the acting isn’t actually bad
(12:40:56 AM) Candice: the writing isn’t bad, either
(12:41:01 AM) Candice: the concept is just FUCKING HORRIBLE
(12:41:28 AM) Candice: which is probably why i watch this. completely awful is just no fun.
(12:42:22 AM) Candice: pretty good + really actually pretty good + smarmy hot guy + RETARDED PREMISE making the entire thing a joke = yes?
(12:42:48 AM) Candice: and actresses named candice
(12:42:51 AM) Candice: i’m always on their side
(12:42:58 AM) Candice: especially when they spell it correctly
(12:43:02 AM) Candice: fuck off, candace cameron

Stupid is a noun if I say it’s a noun.

If you have a problem with that, get off of my blog, and take your stupid with you, stupids.

I reserve the right to bastardize the English language in any way I please. I feel entitled to break the rules based on my above average knowledge of, pff, well. Everything. Breaking rules because you’re a dummy is just dumbness. But breaking them on purpose is amusing, and I’m just so durn darn smart that it’s actually impossible for me to succumb to accidental errorism. I’m a little bit modest about it sometimes, but it’s a fact — I’ve never made a mistake in my life. Anything that happens to look even a little bit mistakey is designed that way.

Do you ever have the feeling that people just don’t “get” you… Yeah… ’cause…

I guess it’s hard for the imperfect to comprehend the utter perfectness of my perfection.

I have no idea what I’m talking about.

“I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.”

I’m going to go watch The Pickup Artist.

Roman’s miles: How to find [inconvenient] truth about youself?


Truth about anyone that tries this: Cares too much what other people think about them. Insecure. Uptight. Cowardly. Bureaucratic. Perhaps a try-hard. I hate try-hards.

I dunno, this reminds me of slam books in third grade… “How much do you like me on a scale of one to five? Do you want to be my boyfriend? Check one: [ ] yes / [ ] no / [ ] maybe.”

Anywhom… Youself!