Monocle Order Launch
The Norwood (241 W. 14th St., Manhattan)
Free, RSVP required

The Monocle Order’s founders are Nobel Prize winning party alchemists who also run the first members-only club for sunglasses. Known throughout Narnia for their impeccable taste and unequaled soirees. The launch party is June 30th at , from 6pm to very late. Strictly 21+, RSVP only.

Imagine taking 10 parts liquor, 3 cups models, 6 oz fashion, 3 stone art, 35 teaspoons amphetamines, 12 bars gold bullion, 1 hectare circus performers, 10 tons glitter, 8 units disco balls, 1 pound ambergris, 1 trough cologne, 1 million kilowatts of sexual tension, 1000 fathoms of ego, blending it together into a rainbow colored, organic, vegan, free trade, sugar-free, kosher, meat smoothie.