Don't try this at home. No, seriously, don't.

Good luck holding in your lunch (and probably your breakfast before that, too) while watching a whole mess of hamburgers, fries and soda become one in a juicer before some horribly unlucky soul drinks it up. It makes cough syrup look like water to a man who's been wandering the desert for a year.

Just remember this visual the next time you stop in for a Big Mac. It's going to haunt your dreams and your meals.

Maybe we'll just stick to salads. But, please -- don't plug in the juicer.