On Thursday, Rand Paul became the third Republican senator to block a Senate resolution calling for the release of the Mueller report. His reasons were something Obama something FBI something Comey, who gives a shit. I thought libertarians loved government transparency?

When we’re done we can investigate the officials who investigated the officials, and then we can investigate those officials, and just keep on doing this until the sun goes supernova and mercifully puts us all out of our misery.