Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Ramadan Death Count: Afghanistan, 14/06/17

(Helmand) The Afghan version of I’m the king of the Castle saw a huge bun fight between factions of the Taliban in Southern Helmand resulting in over 26 Islamic bigots getting to meet their maker over Ramadan. However, the losing faction didn't give the winning lot much time to gloat as they hit them with a suicide bomb killing 4 in the process (as well as the dumb sod who uttered ‘Allah ackba’).

(Kabul) An armed robber was killed during a clash with the security forces in Kabul city on Tuesday afternoon. It seems that a group of armed robbers were robbing a house when the security forces arrived and the robbers started firing. One of the robbers was killed and another one was arrested.

(Helmand) A suicide bomber driving a vehicle packed with explosives targeted a splinter arm of the Taliban leaving five of them dead and another 2 injured. No one has yet admitted to the act.

(Nangarhar) A 2-way gunfight between ISIS and the Taliban in eastern Nangarhar yesterday, became a 3-way bunfight when the Afghan air force decided to join in and bomb them from the air. The resulting death toll stands at 27 ISIS terrorists and 11 Taliban insurgents killed with another 12 injured.

Ramadan death toll stands at 3,174.