Stanley was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a
beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player, who was
known primarily for his lack of I.Q. and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never
understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

Stanley's wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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