A friend of my enemy is my enemy too, and mate I'm afraid you've crossed the line. I hated putting you in the middle of that stupid quarrel, but now I can see that you were putting yourself there, trying to stay BFFs with both sides, bitching about one to the other so that when it ends and one or the other is the victor, you can say you were their friend all along.

Well, I'm not buying it. You can pick me or her, but you know full well if you do then the other's going to stop talking to you. Live with it.