• Supernatural: Castiel? Jimmy? Who can tell the difference, really. 8 p.m., The CW
  • The Rotten Tomatoes Show on Current: This is that website? But a teevee show. And they’re going to do The Soloist tonight. Which happens to be a movie I will never see. No, not even on cable. For real. 9:30 p.m., CURRENT
  • Ugly Betty: YAY BETTY IS BACK YAY! 7 p.m., ABC
  • Hell’s Kitchen: Oh! Hey! We’re down to 3 chefs! How many did we start with? 97? Because it feels like it was about 97 chefs. 8 p.m., FOX
  • Private Practice: 1. Yes, this is still on. 2. Tonight is the season finale. 3. I have no idea what is going on. Is McSweaty on this one? 9 p.m., ABC