“Unuseless” Invention #341
 The Sock Closet™
For elite feet
Why are some garments carefully pressed and hung for mindful morning perusal while others are simply crammed in a drawer? After all, footwear is worn on the outside and mismatches are particularly noticeable. Especially in Japanese restaurants and at the homes of friends who’ve had their carpets cleaned. The Sock Closet™ addresses this mismatch and effectively solves the problem. If you buy from the rack you already get a free Sock Hanger™*with each purchase. Stop throwing them away. Instead, dress your feet with the same sense of pride you use on the rest of yourself. (And if you still don’t think socks are important enough to deserve their own closet, trying going out without any for a while. People notice!)
[*sold separately]