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tags: animal, food, money, puns
+1-154.57 % / 40 votes.


tags: friendship, health, puns
+1-154.54 % / 266 votes.

People with diarrhea don't have their shit together.

tags: health, puns
+1-154.50 % / 108 votes.

How do you get Pikachu onto the bus? You Pokemon.

tags: puns, travel
+1-154.24 % / 100 votes.


tags: money, puns, school
+1-154.11 % / 85 votes.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!

tags: food, puns
+1-154.08 % / 80 votes.

My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's okay though, I'm self-employed.

tags: dirty, puns, work
+1-154.08 % / 80 votes.

What do you call a snowman orgy? A snowball fight.

tags: communication, dirty, puns, sex, winter
+1-154.06 % / 60 votes.

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

tags: attitude, communication, motivational, puns
+1-154.05 % / 75 votes.

I'm not a Nazi I'm just asking if Jew mad, cause I'm führerious!

tags: God, puns, racist
+1-154.04 % / 65 votes.