Age: ???
Race: Robot
Status: Drunk
Affiliation: Alcoholism

Here staggers a robot who's seen better days. It creaks loudly whenever it moves, and rust encrusts swaths of its body, especially around its mouth. It's barely noticeable how rusty it is, though, because gobs of mud are caked all over its body.

<worn on hands> a shot glass, soldered to the right hand
<worn on arms> a bottle opener, soldered to the left arm