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    Updated on Feb 9, 2020. Posted on Feb 19, 2019

    18 Brutally Real Marriage Tweets That Are 100% True And 200% Hilarious

    "Still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night."

    1. Marriage is about communication:

    My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone. We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets.

    2. It's about waking up next to the person you love every day:


    3. It's about being willing to negotiate on the important things:

    [sitting at a table] Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across. Me: crosses out and writes new number *thermostat negotiations*

    4. It's about being there for each other through thick and thin:


    5. It's about knowing when to apologize:


    6. It's about loving them for who they are, literally:

    #MarriageIs loving someone so much you accept having horrible initials

    7. And more than anything, it's about honesty:

    wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair

    8. It's about knowing each other better than anyone else does:

    *walking into store* Him: You need a cart? Me: No, I'm just getting 2 things. Him: *rolls eyes, grabs cart* Marriage level: Expert

    9. It's about having each other's best interests at heart:


    10. It's about compromise:

    My wife wanted two kittens but I am the man in this house so we got two kittens

    11. It's about being each other's biggest fan:

    *watching husband sleep* Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-" *husband snores* Me: "I can't live like this."

    12. It's about learning how to peacefully co-exist:


    13. And it's about putting each other first:


    14. It's about letting go of Mom and Dad:

    #MarriageIs the insurance that someone will be there to criticize everything you do once your parents are out of the picture.

    15. It's about true partnership:

    Me: I'm glad I got married. Everyone needs a sidekick. Wife: Good point, Robin.

    16. It's about sharing *almost* everything:

    Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.

    17. It's about teamwork:

    Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.

    18. And it's about sticking it out for the long run, no matter what:

    Wife: IT’S OVER! GET OUT! Me: Ok, good luck killing spiders Wife: Wait


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