

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Toilet Paper






IndyPindy said...

Come on! WHERE on earth did you get the idea that there are watermelon flavored butt wipes???????

It is wierd that human toilet paper has paw prints on it though.

IndyPindy said...

They are watermelon scented, silly!

If you eat one (especially after it has been used!) I can garuntee you it will NOT taste like watermelon!!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yep, they are watermelon scented. It's really weird!

From their FAQ: http://www.cottonelle.com/products/kids_faq.asp#q12

"Are Cottonelle® for Kids Moist Wipes scented?
Yes, Cottonelle® for Kids Moist Wipes have a fresh watermelon scent. "

Ivy said...

hey hey turbo!

i like toilet paper too. my peepol get reely red and loud wen i shred the paper before they are done with it, but they always give me the toilet paper bone from the middle if i wait long enuf.

i like to chew the bone into little tiny pieces and put them in a little pile. my peepol think i am silly, but i haf never seen them try chewing the toilet paper bone, so how cud they know?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I love the toilet paper bone, Ivy. But Aurora is always trying to steal it from me. So I don't get to enjoy it.

Woofwoof said...

I don't understand this toilet paper concept. It's either napkins or dessert.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Toilet paper is a razor thin sliced napkin filet with the cardboard bone still attached. Then the humans get ahold of it and wipe their butt with it and toss it into that strange drinking bowl they sit on and flush it away. Sometime they forget to flush and create a soup or a stew.