Monday, January 3, 2011

Help ME, HELP others!!!!

My endless quest for altruism has left me beaten and defeated for as long as I COULD REMEMBER. It started when I was a teenager. Upon entering college I decided to put humanity first and my selfish ambition on deck. So, I applied to the Peace Corps. My contribution to the Peace Corps was to dig latrines. Literal "shit holes." To my chagrin, I was rejected from digging these "shsit holes," because it required a college degree. woefully unprepared for a rejection, I sunk into a depression. Could it be that I am inept or did not qualify to dig "shit holes?" Could it be that digging a "shit hole," required a degree in scatology? (the study of "shit.") All I want to do is HELP OTHERS! Who do I have to blow around here to volunteer???

Sunday, January 2, 2011

I'm Addicted to I.D.

Hard to believe that just 15 years ago, forensics was SO behind and unsophisticated that you could literally "get away with murder." Forget about 20, 30 or 40 years ago! Now forensics, to say the least has "stepped up their game" and they are solving cold cases from as far back as 50 years ago. I think that's great, but simultaneously counterproductive. I was watching I.D. the other day and this man that was never caught (dated back in 50's), was a very prolific "lady killer" of his time. Which looks good on paper, but let's face it you wouldn't want to run into this fucker on the street, in a bar or on Anyhoo, turns out 50 years later the FBI caught up with him...which wasn't hard to do because he was on a walker. They found him in a nursing home, wheeled him out on a gurney, (in cuffs of course), and he was thrown in jail to serve out a life sentence, which incidentally, lasted for 3 days before he died of NATURAL CAUSES! Better late than never....i guess.

