Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is the album companion to the South Park episode of the same name, released the week before the episode air date. The album contains all of the songs from the episode and more except the Christmas Medley.

Track listing

  1. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" - Cowboy Timmy
  2. "Merry Fucking Christmas" - Mr. Garrison
  3. "O Holy Night" - Eric Cartman
  4. "Dead, Dead, Dead" - Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir
  5. "Carol of the Bells" - Mr. Mackey
  6. "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" - Kyle Broflovski
  7. "I Saw Three Ships" - Shelly Marsh
  8. "It Happened in Sun Valley" - Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger
  9. "O Tannenbaum" - Adolf Hitler
  10. "Christmas Time in Hell" - Satan
  11. "What the Hell Child is This?" - Chef
  12. "Santa Claus is on his Way" - Mr. Hankey
  13. "Swiss Colony Beef Log" - Eric Cartman
  14. "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" - South Park Children's Choir
  15. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" - The Broflovskis with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh
  16. "The Most Offensive Song Ever" - Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey
  17. "We Three Kings" - Mr. Ose
  18. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" - Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman