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tags: beauty, men, women
+1-176.19 % / 50 votes.

For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis.

tags: attitude, men
+1-176.11 % / 224 votes.

A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. "No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says "How's this?" The bouncer says "I'll let you in, but don't start anything."

tags: attitude, communication, men, puns, success
+1-176.04 % / 97 votes.


tags: insults, men, women
+1-176.04 % / 657 votes.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.

tags: men
+1-175.91 % / 76 votes.

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

tags: alcohol, men, sarcastic
+1-175.86 % / 26 votes.


tags: marriage, men, women
+1-175.84 % / 121 votes.


tags: beauty, dirty, insults, men
+1-175.39 % / 344 votes.


tags: men, money, success, women
+1-175.39 % / 133 votes.

What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.

tags: age, men, money
+1-175.36 % / 19 votes.