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Judas Reward

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This user is a De Leonist, and anti-Stalinist.

Are you a LIBERAL??? :O[edit]

No, I'm a Marxist-De Leonist.

Socialist against Stalin[edit]

"If you choose to call water Paris green, that’s your business. Suppose I came to you and said: “Paris green is not poisonous, it is an excellent thing for the human system”; and suppose I went on saying: “See here, I am taking Paris green, look at me.” (Taking a glass of water and drinking.) “You see, it refreshes and does not kill me!” What would you think of that? You would be justified to say I was juggling with words. And that is what I tell you. You have no right to call water Paris green; it is known all the world over as water, and Paris green is known as Paris green, a poison."

-Daniel De Leon

How to act if...[edit]

You have tremendous skills[edit]

"You're a whiz, Interiot!!! Very well done. Some day I hope you can put your tremendous skills to good use in improving the mental health of teenagers by providing them conservative values."

-Andy Schlafly.

The Clash[edit]

"What are we gonna do now?
'Cause they're working for the clampdown
They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
When we're working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers
I'm not working for the clampdown
No man born with a living soul
Can be working for the clampdown
Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
The voices in your head are calling
Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
Only a fool would think someone could save you
The men at the factory are old and cunning
You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
It's the best years of your life they want to steal
You grow up and you calm down
You're working for the clampdown
You start wearing the blue and brown
You're working for the clampdown
So you got someone to boss around
It makes you feel big now
You drift until you brutalize
You made your first kill now
In these days of evil presidentes
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown"
-The Clash, 'Clampdown'.

Burn the White House down.


So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, commies, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

Catherine replied - "I would give the means of production to the working class and give power to a democratic Socialist Industrial Union."

"Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine." I told her, "My name is Andy Schlafly, and I am secretly helping to give Democrats more reasons to hate Republicans, and giving Republicans more reasons to hate Democrats. Eventually, they'll tear each other up. And that'll be pretty awesome."

Catherine thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me smiling, and Catherine replied, "That's a great idea! I'll help if you want, and pretend to be a guy named 'Ed Poor'. The other idiots will be too busy blaming homosexuals and atheists for everything, and won't even notice that I'm a girl! What is your group called?"

And I said, "The ARISTOCRATS!"