Belinda Stronach retires

Third Edge of the Sword invites you to come up with your best rewrite of "The Happy Song" to commemorate the occasion.

So you know, bonus points for getting organic rhymes to the words "slut", "vagina", and "Hilary". I've been coming up short all day, and any or all of these words would be ideal for a "Happy Song" about the departure of Belinda.

(I suppose if you want
actual coverage, you can turn to the Globe and Mail story)