Tight Lipped Flip Flops

You’re at the beach
In a tee-shirt-dress
Tie-dyed, no less…
(By someone else…)
And flip flops.

But you hold those glutes so tight it seems you might keel over, losing your balance and center of gravity.

Loosen up, honey.

It doesn’t work if you fake it.

Dive in, the water’s just grand.