The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One
room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door
was open."


Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks
door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention."

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a
little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"

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