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Tennessee Firefighters watch house burn down

This is what we can expect when Mayor Lyin' Hell Rivera and his cronies privatize city services like the thieving bitches are going to tell us at next Monday's budget announcement. One of the fire-non-fighters said that it's an example of "robust Christianity, rather than that sappy effeminate version of Christianity where people help each other". Well, you KNOW that got my blood pumping. First off, the guy came off as being really insecure about his own masculinity. And rather than coming out of his closet, he tries to "drag" Jesus in with him. Let's take it a notch further. Why not have the police be on a for-pay basis? Anybody who can't afford police protection, too bad so sad. Make it even better, have fully privatized "police" auxiliary groups like the Minutemen patrol, and people who DON'T pay up, well, they must have something to hide, so let's just drag them down to the court, which of course will be a pay-for-play proposition too, can't afford an attorney? Too bad, you should have planned ahead and been born rich. And if bad people dress up like the Private "police" and just break into your house and rob you at gunpoint, then the Real Minutemen Private "police" will investigate, if you pay their fee. What's that? The Bad Wicked Naughty "pretend" private police took all your money so you can't pay that fee? Awww... too bad, maybe we can get Glenn Beck or his Zombie followers to lecture you about Christianity. For a fee of course. Which brings it back to the Other Side, the nonsensical non-secular non sequitur about Jesus telling the closet case Mucho Macho "christian" to torch the place errr Watch it burn to "teach the punk a lesson about paying up". (By the way, that's Rural Tennessee, means the guy whose house they Burned Down errr... watched it burn down, was probably their cousin.) See, the anonymous Rich Man from the Lazarus parable, he wasn't in Hell for having no compassion on Lazarus, O good Heavens No! He was in Hell for being effeminate and not calling the cops and locking his dumpster to keep that bum Lazarus from eating a free meal. And the Samaritan, helping that fellow who got robbed and beaten and left laying in the ditch, he should have just gone right up to the fellow, kicked him in the face and told him it was his own fault for not hiring the local Minutemen to guard him. Then walk away laughing. And that Jesus dude, What The Hell? DYING for people who couldn't possibly pay Him? Damn, He must have been a really effeminate sissy-boy. Probably had long hair and didn't wear pants either. Or boots. Bet He had sandals or something sissy like that. The ConservaTards like Glenn TeaTard Beck and Ms Stupid Sarah are all on the side of the Redneck Assholes who watched one of their cousins get burned out of his house. From Macho Christian Values. But that's what we're going to have if