Kuchen Diagramm

Zeit vs. Zeit

Viele fragen sich wie die Zeit vergeht, ich frage mich wie Zeit entsteht.

Viele Menschen hinterlassen Spuren…

Viele Menschen hinterlassen Spuren, nur wenige hinterlassen Eindrücke.

Alle sagten immer das geht nicht…

Alle sagten immer das geht nicht, dann kam jemand der das nicht wußte und hat es einfach gemacht!

Aus Wind wird ein Sturm

„Wer Wind sät, wird Sturm ernten“

Ein passendes Zitat aus dem Film „The Rock“ und ursprünglich aus der nicht gemochten Bibel :)

First Kiss

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Reich und gesund?

Lieber reich und gesund als arm und krank!

Mit dem Kopf gegen die Wand…

Mit dem Kopf gegen die Wand schlagen verbraucht pro Stunde 150 Kalorien.


„When I was 5 years young, my mommy always told me that happiness is the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I want to be , when I grew up. I wrote down: „Happy“ They told me I didn´t understand the assignment and I told them they didn´t understand life“

You know you are from NEW YORK CITY when…

1.You say „the city“ and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
3.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.
4.Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
5.The subway makes sense.
7.You’ve considered stabbing someone just for saying „The Big Apple“.
9.You call an 8′ x 10′ plot of patchy grass a yard.
10.You consider Westchester „upstate“.
11.You think Central Park is „nature.“
12.You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer’s speaking.
13.You’re paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it’s a „steal.“
14.You’ve been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
16.You haven’t seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
18.Your closet is filled with black clothes.
19.You haven’t heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
21.You take fashion seriously.
22.Being truly alone makes you nervous.
23.You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
24.Going to Brooklyn is considered a „road trip.“
26.You’ve gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
30.You have a minimum of five „worst cab ride ever“ stories.
31.You don’t notice sirens anymore.
34.You’re suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
35.You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.
37.Your door has more than three locks.
38.Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
39.You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
40.You run when you see a flashing „Do Not Walk“ sign at the intersection.
41.You’re 35 years old and don’t have a driver’s license.
43.You’re willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.
44.There is no North and South…
45.It’s uptown or downtown.
46.When you’re away from home, you miss „real“ pizza and „real“ bagels.
47.You know the differences between all the different Ray’s Pizzas.
48.You’re not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year’s Eve.
50.You know what a bodega is.
51.You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger’s hats.
52.Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet…..
55. People from other states cant tell a polar bear from a peanut, but they know you’re from NY the second you open your mouth.
56. When you are able to make a right turn at a red light.. you think it’s the best thing ever.
58. Your local news is national news.
60. You know who Dr. Z is…
62. Yellow light means speed up.
66. You cross the street on a greenlight, and if you get hit by a car you blame the driver for „not watching where they’re going.

Verliebt vs. Liebe

„Verliebte schauen sich gegenseitig an, liebende zusammen in eine Richtung.“

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody




It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.“


„Nichts ist leichter als Selbstbetrug, denn was ein Mensch wahr haben möchte, hält er auch für wahr.“

Freiheit vs. Sicherheit

„Wer Freiheit aufgibt, um Sicherheit zu gewinnen, der wird am Ende beides verlieren.“

Natürlicher Verstand

„Natürlicher Verstand kann fast jeden Grad von Bildung ersetzen, aber keine Bildung den natürlichen Verstand.“

