Dear Parents

It's Halloween season and I get how great it is to dress your kid up in cute-ass costumes. I do. I like dressing The White One up too.

But! (There's always one, isn't there?)

Don't put your child through this. Please.

I think the hot dog is the worse costume choice ever. Parents, please tell me why you'd do this.

____ hit of the day: Cafes and Bombs by The Other