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1. What song is young Elizabeth Swann singing at the start of the movie?
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum
Blow the Man Down
A Pirate's Life for Me
A Pirate Looks at 40
2. What does Mr. Gibbs claim is bad luck?
Singing about pirates
Rescuing the boy overboard
Having a women on board
#1 and #3 but not #2
3. What item does young Elizabeth take from young William Turner?
His wet trousers
A gold medallion
A treasure map
His virginity
4. For what occasion is Elizabeth forced to wear a corset?
Jack Sparrow's public execution
Captain Norrington's promotion to commodore
Her father Weatherby's knighthood
Her father Weatherby's promotion to governor
5. What name does Jack Sparrow give when he first arrives at port?
Mr. Smith or Smithy
The dread pirate Jack Sparrow
He pays a bribe to remain anonymous
Captain Jack Sparrow
6. How does Elizabeth first encounter Captain Jack Sparrow?
They meet at Will's shop.
Jack saves Elizabeth from drowning.
Elizabeth saves Jack from execution.
They meet at Admiral Norrington's ceremony.
7. What possession does Norrington not discover among Jack Sparrow's belongings?
A gun with only one bullet
A sword
A broken compass
A map to Isla de Muerta
8. Why does Will practice sword-fighting three hours a day?
To be prepared for the day he meets the six-fingered man who killed his father.
He must protect Elizabeth the way she once protected him.
It's a phallic thing, okay?
So that when he meets a pirate, he can kill it.
9. Will accuses Jack of cheating in their swordfight. How does Jack reply?
I'm too drunk to cheat.
Three hours of practice a day is just a different form of cheating.
At least I'm not a eunuch who can't woo a strumpet.
10. What do Pintel and Ragetti say when they first enter Elizabeth's room?
You've got something of ours and it calls to us. The gold calls to us.
Hello, Poppet.
We promise we won't hurt you, Poppet.
We know you're here, Poppet.
11. How does Elizabeth avoid injury at the hands of Pintel and Ragetti?
She pokes Ragetti's fake eye out.
Will rescues her from the ledge.
A cannon from below blows a hole in her wall.
She invokes the right of parley.
12. When Jack points out to his former shipmates that the deepest layer of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers, what is Koehler's reply?
We are cursed men.
This is your fault for failing the crew of The Black Pearl.
Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse.
You know nothing of Hell.
13. When Jack and Will commandeer The Dauntless, how does Norrington react?
This is without doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen.
Bloody pirates.
Why is Will Turner helping him?
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
14. By what moniker did Jack Sparrow know Will's father?
Bootstrap Bill
Burner Turner
15. Barbossa has a skeletal pet what?
16. What is the one way the pirates may end the curse?
All of the scattered pieces of Aztec Gold must be restored and the blood repaid.
The son of Bootstrap Bill must be brought to Isla de Muerta.
Jack Sparrow must be made one of them.
By finding the key to Davy Jones' locker.
17. Why is Anamaria mad at Jack?
A girl likes a phone call the next day.
Let's just Jack is horizontally selfish.
He slept with her sister, her mother and her first mate.
He stole her boat.
18. Jack gives all of these reasons for Will living a pirate's life except which?
Sprung a man from jail
Completely obsessed with treasure
Commandeered a ship of the fleet
Bloodthirsty with revenge for his father's death.
19. Which pirate originally discovered the treasure that cursed The Black Pearl?
Long John Silver
Jean Laffite
20. What does Barbossa plan to do first when the curse if lifted?
Eat a bushel of apples
Pet his monkey
Find Jack Sparrow and finish him once and for all.
Relieve Elizabeth of her virtue.
21. What is the name of Barbossa's monkey?
Little Barbossa
22. How did Jack escape the deserted island the first time?
He strapped rope to the backs of two turtles.
He got drunk for three days then bargained passage with rum runners.
Anamaria showed up and offered him a ride (wink, wink, nudge nudge).
The island isn't actually deserted. It's the back of a port.
23. What does Jack say when he first spots the boat that will rescue them?
Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry.
There'll be no living with her after this.
24. How does Jack prevent the cursed pirates from undoing their skeletonism?
He lies about which one is the child of Bootstrap.
He blocks out the moonlight in the cave.
He takes control of The Black Pearl while Barbossa is in the cave.
He palms a gold doubloon.
25. What does Barbossa say immediately after Jack shoots him?
I feel...cold.
I wonder, Jack. Does this mean we're not friends?
Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot?

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