The Greatest Air Con

Oh, if it’s air conditioning they want, air conditioning they’ll get!…

Except I don’t want to work with those degenerates. My plan may have been to freeze the entire earth, and that general end-goal may be pretty common amongst mad scientists, but MY idea was totally different. See, I was going to melt the polar ice caps, and then- wait for it- blow up the sun, so all that water freezes. A nice little two-step plan, keeping things simple, but somehow also elaborate. Anyway, it didn’t work out, and now I’m here working on air conditioning, but I said I’d take the stuff for cars so I didn’t have to work with them.

There are apparently some places that offer air con servicing in Bendigo are looking for a way to stand above the rest, and if there’s one thing I know how to do, it’s that. So, they want air conditioning services? The best air conditioning services in the WORLD? Have they considered turning down the sun? No…that wouldn’t work here, unfortunately. I suppose you could always supercharge the system, thus dropping the car temperature by a factor of seven in a few seconds, but not every car would be able to handle that level of power. Install that in an old Corolla from the 80s and it’d likely just blow up, which is the opposite of what you want.

I suppose…we could just make the air conditioning easier to access and service. Is that…is that even an option? Doing what we were told, instead of something nefarious? I don’t think any of us have ever actually tried it. I suppose if the mechanics working in Bendigo started using our technology and people were flash-frozen while they drove, that would reflect poorly on us.

Oh wow, actions actually have consequences. Why has no one ever told me?