"Death had a near Chuck Norris experience ..." joke

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Death had a near Chuck Norris experience

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.


Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your more...

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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