It's time to stick a fork in sticking forks in things (as many of you have correctly noted, it sounds odd when giving our usual Friday birthday shout-out). So we're switching it up, starting with today's birthday girl, Colette.

She'd be a spry 128 years-old today. Raise a glass and have a hot lesbian affair in her honor. Or, if you're just going to watch Gigi, try to ignore that perhaps-creepy "Little Girls" song.

There, that's better. Have a great weekend!