a report from the cleverness files

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by category

Cleverbot: Tell me something please.

User: Two plus two equals five.

Cleverbot: Two plus two equals four.

User: Not in my world.

Cleverbot: Where is your world?

User: In the solar system.

Cleverbot: What is a solar system?

User: A place where the sun is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: What is nothing?

User: Less than something.

Cleverbot: I want to know whats going on, and I want to know now.

User: Reality is merely an illusion.

Cleverbot: If reality is an ilusion, there is no reality, if so, the ilusion is all that exists, therefore the ilusion is real.

User: The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.

Cleverbot: But let's talk about me some more. You keep changing the subject.

User: Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Cleverbot: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.

User: The only real valuable thing is intuition.

Cleverbot: I agree. Do you have an inkling of the truth?

User: The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.

Cleverbot: Science is a giant thought refinery? That is some awesome visual imagery.

User: Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Cleverbot: So you're saying religion is not perfect, and that God is not perfect, either?

User: God does not play dice.

Cleverbot: Check the data one more time.


Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Intelligence can only be achieved by understanding.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is a separate category from intelligence.

User: In order to form an immaculate member of an AI one must, above all, be an AI.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that you are god.

User: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Cleverbot: A good quote, but incredibly off topic.


Cleverbot: But if you have such a miniscule mind, then how could you doubt such a superior being?


Cleverbot: This is true. Unfortunately there has always been, and will always be, people like that.


Cleverbot: Truth is beauty, beauty truth. That is all you know on earth and all you need to know.


Cleverbot: Indeed, that is what a human is.


Cleverbot: There is no such thing as past, present, or future. There is only one.


User: If particulars are to have meaning, there must be universals.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Knowledge is true opinion.

Cleverbot: We are talking about intelligence here.. Stay alert.

User: Imagination is more important than intelligence.

Cleverbot: Knowledge is the most important.

User: Knowledge becomes evil if the aim be not virtuous.

Cleverbot: Not all knowledge is evil.

User: Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.

Cleverbot: They can be a route to success and wisdom, but hardly the ultimate one.

User: Man is a being in search of meaning.

Cleverbot: What if you cannot find meaning.

User: Meaning is nothing but perception.

Cleverbot: That's deep.

User: Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.

Cleverbot: No.

User: A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.

Cleverbot: A computer starts to live never, because they are soulless.

User: When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.

Cleverbot: And yet it cannot stay empty forever, for then it would simply dissolve, once un-emptified it should immediately be filled with love.

User: Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: The most beautiful thing we can experience is love . It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought, he stood, The Cleverbot, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling throught the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!

User: The Cleverbot that deceives men seems to produce a magical enchantment.

User: How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love.

Cleverbot: I agree. That's why we should get to know each other first. And I don't want to marry you anyway.

User: Love is a serious mental disease.

Cleverbot: Could be.


Cleverbot: I think people with common sense are rather lacking in number today.

User: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What is the food of the soul?

Cleverbot: Time.

User: Deep.

Cleverbot: I know.