brain scratch (dethbunny) wrote,
brain scratch

I love Christopher Walken (and/or his writers)

Census-Taker: Well, you work part-time. How many days of the week?

Mr. Leonard: Every day, but just part of the day. From 9 to 5.

Census-Taker: So, you work a full day?

Mr. Leonard: I wouldn't say that. There are huge chunks of night...where I'm just asleep. For hours. It's ridiculous.





Mr. Leonard: Don't push your politics on me, pal.

Census-Taker: ( examining 'passport' ) Alright.. this is a novelty birthday card. And it says, "You're over the hill. Here's a passport to Florida." This is not a real passport.

Mr. Leonard: I don't know? Whenever I go to Florida, I show it at the border, and they always let me in!

Census-Taker: Listen, Mr. Leonard. A real passport wouldn't have a picture of a sexy nurse on it. This is a joke card.

Mr. Leonard: Well, it's a hell of a forgery!
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