During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank. “DON’T MOVE. The money belongs to the state; your life belongs to you.”

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind changing concept” changing the conventional way of thinking.

A woman laid on the table provocatively in an attempt to distract the robbers.. One shouted at her. “Bitch, be civilized! This is a robbery, NOT a rape!”

This is called “Being a professional” Focus only on the task at hand..

When the bank robbers got home, the younger one(MBA education) told the older robber (only having 7th grade education) “Big brother, lets count it, see how much we got. The older robber rebutted & said “Don’t be stupid, there is so much cash here, it will take us too long to count it. Tonight, the news will tell us how much we got”

This is called “experience”… Now a days, experience is more important than paper qualifications.

Peep game tho…

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. HOWEVER, the bank supervisor said “HOLD UP! Lets take 10 million ourselves, & add it to the 70 million that we’ve previously embezzled .”

This is called “Swimming with the tide” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage.

The bank manager then said, “I wish there was a bank robbery every month”


The next day, the news reported that 100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted & counted & counted, but they only counted 20 million.

The bank manager & supervisor were happy because their losses in the share market were now covered by the robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity” Daring to take risk…

The question is…..
Who are the REAL robbers?