i finished catching up on game of thrones, what do i bury myself in next

I don't watch GoT (read what I could of the books before my heart broke & died from the unresolved angst), but this is ON POINT.

RT @DSilvermint@twitter.com


🐦🔗: twitter.com/DSilvermint/status

@rydia man i was never able to do any of those 😩
the lightning one in particular was a w f u l

also hello mastodon how are you. i have been doing nothing but watching marvel movies and tv shows for a month.

this month's emojis: may flowers!
naturally, this month's lightning icon is... well, about the only flower-ish icon i have. it works.

(i went with the package, which in hindsight was probably a bad idea as nothing in the stack was remotely pleasant, but hey at least it's open now...)

you open your mailbox. inside is:

- a package you did not expect to receive (but which you know the contents of, and are thrilled to open)
- a stack of very unpleasant Life Things that you would really rather prefer to leave there, because they all either lead to dreary phone calls or bill payments

which do you open first?

@chocochipbiscuit 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱
oh my god LMAO AT LEAST I DIDN’T DO THAT good grief

there's also the story of the $400 that haunts me, but that one's even worse, because it's a tale of College Fiscal Irresponsibility, and also a reminder of how i left a sony psp on an airplane and decided to replace it with one that cost LITERALLY TWICE AS MUCH

i was not a particularly wise youth, is the summary here.

a story about the $300 that has haunted me for 11 years 




i was going for the whole april showers thing with this month's emoji but there's only so much i can do...
at least next month is easy. idefk what i'm gonna do in june.

why penguins are the absolute best animals 

............ dnd!pokémon is everything i never knew i wanted oh no

i've been meaning to watch that forever but have never gotten around to it 💦

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