Exclusive: Britney Spears and Lynne Spears kicked ass yesterday in court! #Badasses

It’s Britney Spears and Lynne Spears bitch and they were total badasses yesterday in court.

On Friday, May 10th Britney Spears and Lynne Spears held hands together while entering the court room. While everyone entered the courtroom, Britney’s attorney, Sam Ingham, said that Britney was the one who wanted the hearing and because of the sensitive issues everyone had to be cleared out. Everyone of course was in full panic mode because we had no idea what was going to happen, but as fans we know this is not about US, it is about Britney. The big question now is what exactly went down during the courtroom?! Did Britney have a voice?! Did the judge grant anything to Britney?! What exactly happened! Well Absolute Britney can exclusively  tell you the TRUTH on what went down.

It was brought to our attention that several media outlets, have been reporting a lot of negative things about Britney’s hearing yesterday, however that is NOT the case at all. During the hearing Britney did get up and speak  on her behalf.  Britney first wants to focus on her childrens custody before she gets freed. The judge granted Britney the opportunity to have her parental capabilities evaluated, which is an amazing thing! Britney however did ask for other things but the Judge DID deny it for right now because everything still needs to go through legal matters, which is not a bad thing at all! Baby steps everyone. The fact this is all happening right now is powerful and positive. This is the most positive thing from the hearing yesterday:  The judge granted the review which is the most important part!  The appointed experts  have to evaluate everything,  it will be a non biased expert appointed by the court, that will do the evaluation, and things will be taken from there! Bottom line, Britney is being granted an EXPERT REVIEW and ALL things are being looked into!!!   

Now let’s talk about this picture:

The reason why Britney had her shoes off was because her feet were killing her in her high heal shoes,  she is freaking human, if she wants to take off her shoes, let her take off her dam shoes, no reason to make such a big deal about it. Anyway we wanted to talk about this picture though, how it was very funny that TMZ got this picture and nobody else. We have close friend that told us that this parking area is guarded and you need have permission to even access the parking lot, it seems someone granted TMZ access to this parking lot. It seems TMZ yet again was paid off to get this picture of Britney to make up ANOTHER bullshit story about her making it seem like it’s “the end of the world” Britney is not wearing shoes (insert eye roll). If you still think TMZ is not being paid off, see this email below, that we can confirm is 100% real:

“I am not the one making money off selling stories to magazines and never will be”

Gosh Harvey Levin what kind of money are you getting??!  Can you pay us to write a story??!?

There also have been reports that Jamie, Britneys father, is in charge of what Doctor bring can see during her examination, but that is no true AT ALL! The decision of what doctor Britney sees is Unbiased, and I am sure that Lynne’s attorney will get the three best doctors because Britney can afford it. They don’t need to get a doctor from this area they can get any doctor in the world!!!

Anyway, after the hearing went fantastic, Britney’s beautiful best friend, Jansen posted a photo of her and Britney right after the hearing ended, with a positive message:


Bottom line everyone. We can confirm everything went fantastic and positive. This whole #FreeBritney movement has really been helping, everyone speaking, and most of all fighting for Britney has been helping too! We have to keep doing what we are doing: Thinking positive, Praying for an amazing outcome,  Having faith, and most of all NOT BELIEVING the negative articles. We always say, if it is not posted on Absolute Britney, it is NOT TRUE!!