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Death one liners


tags: death, Halloween, sarcastic, time, women
+1-139.75 % / 115 votes.


tags: age, death, flirty, rude, time
+1-139.74 % / 1358 votes.


tags: car, death, sarcastic
+1-138.88 % / 726 votes.


tags: blonde, death, stupid
+1-138.50 % / 93 votes.

Why couldn't the dinosaur clap his hands? Because they're dead.

tags: animal, death
+1-138.32 % / 231 votes.


tags: death
+1-138.22 % / 181 votes.


tags: death, happiness, love, sarcastic
+1-135.47 % / 783 votes.


tags: death, doctor, mistake, work
+1-132.97 % / 493 votes.

My uncle died in 9-11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

tags: death, sarcastic, work
+1-132.86 % / 76 votes.

The police arrested me for killing and raping a girl. My defense? This corpse has been a virgin her whole life!

tags: death, dirty, sarcastic, sex
+1-132.85 % / 63 votes.