

  1. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

    Sep 6, 2006
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    A young woman in New York City was severely depressed so she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.


    He took pity on her and said,

    "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."



    The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. This continued every night of the trip. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.


    "I get food and a trip to Europe and he's screwing me."

  2. HB

    HB Guest

    I love that joke!!! lol!!
  3. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

    Sep 1, 2006
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