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Tinsley Mortimer is a rich blonde socialite. Someone at the CW realized this and saw she didn't have a reality show yet, then signed her right the hell up.

Yay, Tinsley Mortimer!

She has also been described as a "fashion entrepreneur" who "has a line of handbags." Whatever that means. She made a cameo appearance on the season two premiere episode of Gossip Girl.

Described as "one of the most famous faces of the New York scene" and "much photographed," "New York's pre-eminent young socialite's" lifestyle and fashion are often commented and discussed in social pages of periodicals such as the New York Times, the New York Post, and New York Magazine.

In short, Tinsley Mortimer is useless and perfect for reality TV.