Thursday, December 19, 2013

Heavenly Body of the Week: Teegeeack

"The head of the Galactic Confederation (founded 95 million years ago) solved overpopulation by mass implanting.  He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth's original name) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanoes.....His name was Xenu." - L. Ron Hubbard, Founder of Scientology

See ya 'round the web.


  1. Xenu is gonna get ya buddy. He's a -sendin' the Cruise Missile for ya.

  2. I had the unfortunate experience of reading Battlefield Earth. One of the worst things I've ever read. 1000 pages. I guess I'd seen it in so many bookstores I thought it was a classic. And, written by a founder of a religion. Might have some insights.

    No. It was what I'd pictured as a classical SF novel, in all the bad ways. Except the bad guys had their planet blown up halfway through. The rest read like an economics textbook. Crappy and weird.

    Coincidentally, his religion sounds a lot like it was written by a crappy SF writer.