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  1. We have a 1 year old dog that has a lot of energy. With all of us at home, he's constantly wanting attention of some sort. My wife was getting a little annoyed with him when I had to run out and pickup my nephew from his essential worker job (Qdoba). As I was putting my shoes on, my wife says "take the butthole with you" (meaning the dog) but I, as any real dad worth his salt would do, look at my son and say, "You heard her, lets go". He gives a "haha" and then we leave to get in the car. As we're getting into the car, I ask him to go get the dog. Conversation starts from there: Me: Can you open the gate for Pax? Him: Why? Me: So he can come with us. Him: Why are we taking him? Me: You heard mom, we need to get him out of the house and take him with us. Him: I didn't hear that. Me: Wait, that's who mom was talking about when she said to take the butthole with us. You didn't think she was really calling you the butthole, right? Him: Well, I have been pretty annoying today. Maybe it's not as funny now but I lost it and had to take a minute before responding.
  2. Not at all for me. I may have to furlough or layoff some of the people that work under me but I don't see my job being effected. We're part of the national security apparatus that can't slow/shut down.
  3. Got down to our last 6 rolls (in a 4 person household) and bought 24 yesterday. The bad news is it was store brand. The good news is I put he 6 good rolls under my bathroom sink... the kids can use Kroger brand!
  4. You only need enough on board to operate the drones. The rest comply or get STRIKED!!!!
  5. I chose, "other" and can fix this in 3 weeks. Everyone is to remain indoors for 21 days. Anyone that goes outside gets a drone strike. Boom, done.
  6. I've always had the option to work from home but really only use it if my kid is home sick or for like a teacher planning day (my wife is a teacher and has to work those). I don't enjoy it as much but that could be because I always have a kid whining about wanting to be fed or whatever you're supposed to do to keep kids alive.
  7. I used to have a 45-55 minute commute (depending on traffic) and was fine with it. Got a lot of books on tape and that made the drive fly by. The only drawback was seeing my wife/kid a couple hours less a day but it sounds like that wouldn't really be the case with you as they're with your ex on your workdays. I'd say go for it.
  8. I promise to still come to you with all my stupid weather related questions, and to make fun of you for answering them. Nerd. Edit to add: If I had any type of evidence at all, I'd sue the #### out of the company. If I didn't want to sue them, I'd make sure to file an official complaint with HR about it and have all that documented.
  9. This. Don't give reasons as they'll either A: be argued and you'll have to defend your position, or B: could be used against you in some sort of discrimination suit.
  10. Forgot to post. This was incredible. We (Mrs. Kanil, KanilJr, and myself) were out that Saturday/Sunday at Vail and then played hookie Monday and hit up Keystone (shorter drive back). Might be the best weekend I've ever had ski wise. I read either in the newspaper or on the Vail website and they said this was one of the top 5 snow events in the history of the resort. What a great year to live in CO!
  11. I assumed we were talking about when we were roughing it. e.g. camping or the butler dies
  12. Put double on one side. Problem solved.
  13. Only if you're an uncoordinated gorilla. I get the perfect amount with a knife every time.
  14. This is the answer. One run on each side of the knife on the clean piece of bread solves the problem. I thought this was how everyone did it.