These Are Just GUIDELINES People!

pyramid Okay, so I have to get this off my chest. A lot of my friends have expressed concern at my meat only diet, and attempt to use the “food pyramid” as a basis for their arguments. I will say it once more; these are “government” “recommendations” and “guidelines”. I can tell you that 2-3 servings of meat a day is simply not enough to function properly. Maybe that’s why we have such a brain dead society, have you ever thought of that you sheeple? So no- I would not like a side salad with my steak, thank you very much.

Hey Meatheads, Have You Ever Noticed…

There are BARELY any meat emojis on the Iphone! There is a whole page of fruit/veggie emojis, but only 3 featuring delicious nutritious meat (two of which appear to be chicken, which shouldn’t even be considered meat- but one thing at a time here). What’s up with that?? Meatheads, I say we start a petition to get more emoji representation. Just because the company is called APPLE doesn’t mean they have to discriminate against meat!

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