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Magnificent Monday

How's your day, GT?!

Reasons today has been awesome:

1. I slept in until 8. Eight o' clock, goddammit!! I don't know when I did that last but it was amazing.


2. We had pizza last night for dinner. This means that a) I giggled on the toilet for about 8 minutes this morning as nothing happened but my tummy made the funniest noises ever (my own personal whale song!) and b) I double-fisted cold pizza for breakfast (I'm searching for new whale songs, friends—don't judge).

(This is me, on the toilet)

3. I got all the grocery shopping done for Christmas baking and dinner, as well as many other meals so I don't have to go to the store again till after Christmas. Yay!


4. I bought Mean Girls for $5 at Target.

5. Looking forward to khichdi for dinner and a viewing of Love, Actually with Homey tonight (I know, I know, it's an imperfect movie—I don't care, I still love it!).


Your turn! What's great in your life today, GT?

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