Moms Dictionary

Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.



Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesnt fully appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when youre mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though theyre sure youre not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: What we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.


Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first babys pacifier by blowing on it.


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