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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus


If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown


I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown


Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce


God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams


I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert








I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor



An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken


A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown






Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard


I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown



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