New bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..

Youre just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I have the body of a god……..Buddha.

This would be really funny if it werent happening to me.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

The face is familiar but i cant quite remember my name.

Illiterate? Write for help.

Honk if anything falls off.


This isnt my idea of a good time.

Its been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.

This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.

I havent lost my mind its backed up on disk somewhere.

Oh, evolve!

Gone crazy be back shortly.

If youre not outraged youre not paying attention.

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