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FUNNY JOKE: Do You Know That Life Is A Pornography?

A picture text with an inscription 'life'.

An exam is like a dick when it's hard someone get fucked.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever.

Sex is like a bag of chips, once you start you can't stop.

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hard work.

Success is like masturbation, only your hand can let you achieve it.

Life without friends is like boobs without nipples, it's pointless.

Fuck a woman so good and she may eventually love you, but when you love a woman so good and she'll fuck you up.

The saddest part of a man’s body is his balls. They are sentenced to hanging till death.

1. An exam question goes like, fill in the blanks space. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Few students who wrote ‘Pulse’ are now in the university.

2. BOY: How much calcium is there in women’s breast? 

GIRL: It’s enough to help a man’s boneless thing stand on its feet.

3. One example of total business failure due to negligence is when a prostitute gets pregnant.

4. If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of masturbation.

5. If you hear a man saying nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.


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