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[–]lewyzy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The "and farted" got me.

[–]WTH_IDK 20 points21 points  (2 children)

This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

[–]MrSpike_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm confused why exactly this received silver but ok

[–]WTH_IDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa. Me too. WTH.

[–]RoyalPeacock19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty good

[–]mikemaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok fine, that was a good one.

[–]Tb5981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long way to go for a fart joke.

The biological reason for farts is that gas works like a track team running a relay. The one that crosses the finish line with the baton yells.

[–]timthedriller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I needed that!

[–]AutoModerator[M] -41 points-40 points  (4 children)

It has been said that, given enough time, ten thousand monkeys with typewriters would probably eventually replicate the collected works of William Shakespeare. Sadly, when you are let loose with a computer and internet access, your work product does not necessarily compare favorably to the aforementioned monkeys with typewriters.


[–]khast 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Ow, burned by a mod-bot.

[–]mrpimplesquirter[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Totally! Lmao!

[–]WTH_IDK 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Just for the record, I downvoted that mod-bot because of his pompous-ass green shield.

[–]mikemaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Automoderators these days aren't any where near as good as the robots that dominated discourse when I was a wee tyke.