Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and the first point of impact in case of a front-on collision. That’s right, that’s what the name “Ten Forward” means. Deck ten, forward section, which happens to be smack dab on the front of the saucer section of the Enterprise-D. Remember when the saucer section crashed into a planet in Star Trek: Generations? Ten Forward was the first place to get destroyed. So, yeah, it might be all cozy and warm and inviting when nothing’s going on, it might even be temporary refuge when you’re stuck on board with a baryon sweep moving through, but if you’re about to go ramming speed into the bow of a Romulan Praetor’s Scimitar vessel, say “goodbye” to your friendly neighborhood bar.* (And “hello” to Tom Hardy, because, damn!) Still… it’s a cool place. A great place to get some of that sweet, sweet… green… drink.

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*Okay, so, the ship that rammed into the Scimitar was The Enterprise-E, a Sovereign-class ship, and there’s no evidence to suggest that it has a crew lounge in the exact same place as the Galaxy-class Enterprise-D. My point still stands. *pushes glasses up nose*