Did you know that a blue whale is as long as a basketball court?

If you are feeling fat and unattractive today just know that a blue whale weighs 200 tons (181 metric tons) and they generally are not too concerned about how they look and they spend most of their time swimming around nekkid and singing powerful love ballads to each other, so maybe don’t worry so much because, anyway, you only get so many goes around the sun and it’d be a shame to spend them worrying instead of living the good life and looking up facts about blue whales