The Purrrrfect safari gift

My job requires that I read a ton of stuff every day. Sometimes I run across a nugget having nothing to do with politics or New Jersey but somehow needs to be conveyed in the public interest. Like this:  big cats such as tigers and cheetahs go crazy over Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men. No kidding, at the Bronx Zoo they tested 24 fragrances on two cheetahs and timed how long it took the cats to notice and how long it held their attention. Obsession for men held ’em for 11.1 minutes. Estee Lauder’s Beautiful occupied their attention for less than two seconds. So, the lesson here is clear. If you’re going into the jungle and you want to avoid a cat attack, stay away from the Obsession. Conversely, if somebody like, say, Casey Bartholomew is taking a safari vacation you might want to offer him a bon voyage gift from Mr. Klein.



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4 Responses to The Purrrrfect safari gift

  1. tbworried says:

    If you did he would become “Casey Bartholo meow”…………..and in many pieces to boot!

    Bob , I wouldn’t expect any YooHoo in your stocking for Christmas this year.

  2. Bob Ingle says:

    tbworried: From your lips to God’s ears. The last batch killed all the grass in my backyard.

  3. ricothepoliticians says:

    Is he going away?

  4. jerseyopine says:

    Casey doesn’t seem like a cologne type of guy.