Channing Tatum AMA and How He Became My New Pretend Boyfriend

Channing Tatum is one of those actors that I was vaguely aware of. Then I noticed he was being hired for good movies or making good decisions about picking movies hard to say which. When did this happen? He became very popular after “Step Up” of course. I figured his career would be all B Action Movies and “Step Up” sequels. Then Director Michael Mann cast him in a small part in “Public Enemies” and Steven Soderbergh cast him in “Haywire”. He started producing movies like “Magic Mike” based on his life story as directed by Steven Soderbergh. And he’s hanging out at George Clooney’s house in Italy.

Did Channing Tatum become more appealing and more effortlessly charming or has he always been this way and we’re just catching up? My point is I became a fan without realizing it. But now Channing Tatum’s historic AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit has pushed me over the edge and I will be devoted to him forever. I’m proud to say he’s my new Pretend Boyfriend.

Highlights from Channing Tatum AMA

Does you penis have a nickname?


How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

Oh man. Crossbow straight up, and I’d want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me. Or I would go to Sandra Bullock’s house as I’m sure she has all that stuff because she’s dope and kick ass. (Me: What the hell is at HER house? Did you realize they knew each other? Celebrity friendships are so fascinating!)

What is your favorite thing to do when you’re having a bad day?

Oh man I love Pinterest. swear to god. Just to not think about all the shit I have to do or what’s going wrong. I just go and look at Pinterest. Or flipboard.

Have you done anything recently that made you think “I can’t believe I did that”

I just went to Iceland and tried to do an expedition across the glacier and we didn’t make it. We had to be emergency evacuated as there was a white out blizzard which I got to take a poop in. It actually freezes before it hits the ground.

There you go, how can you not fall a little bit in love with that? Time to tell us about YOUR pretend boyfriend.