You might be an Engineer if…

Your favorite James Bond character is “Q”.
You see a good design and still have to change it.
You have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.
You think the real heroes of “Apollo 13” were the mission controllers.
You think “cuddling” is simply an unproductive application of heat exchange.
You make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.
You have trouble writing anything unless the paper has horizontal and vertical lines.