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[–]darkestb4thadawn 941 points942 points  (54 children)

Chief of Space Operations is one hell of a resume title to aspire to.

[–]JohnBoltonsMoustache[S] 301 points302 points  (26 children)

Yeah I’ve met the guy a few times. He’s pretty intimidating. He’s the guy for the job though, he’s been doing space stuff since well before I was born.

[–]LSDhoughy 83 points84 points  (20 children)

Username checks out.

[–]slllightly 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You’ve met Master Chief?

[–]Hotpersain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, Vincent Adultman

[–]pedantic_dullard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump will hate him by summer 2020.

[–]outlawsix 51 points52 points  (16 children)

I'm ready for the corps of Space Cadets

[–]SadPanthersFan 31 points32 points  (2 children)

You’ll never finish Battle School, third!

[–]Snuffy1717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your ass is draggin! Your ass is dragon!

[–]MancombQSeepgood 16 points17 points  (6 children)

[–]MrSchweitzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you aren't Pete Davidson and have to find creative ways to meet Hailee Steinfeld-level girls

[–]Caffeine_Monster 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Orbital Drop Shock Troopers.

I mean we have the technology. Basically a mini Falcon 9 dropped from orbit on a suicide burn.

[–]S1eeper 0 points1 point  (2 children)

We don't have the powered battle armor yet though.

[–]Caffeine_Monster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I didn't think ODSTs had powered armor? Thought it was regular old body armour and a helmet with a heads up display.

[–]erikkustrife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have shields.

[–]Necessarysandwhich 0 points1 point  (1 child)

space marines ?

[–]outlawsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In metal boxes, the FOOLS!

[–]danny841 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I feel like we're just a few steps away to Space Cowboy being a real job title.

[–]Snuffy1717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See you Space Cowboy...

[–]EvilGeniusSkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people call me Maurice.

[–]BloodAtonement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space Truckers*

[–]RedRaiderATX 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Chief of Starfleet Operations would be even cooler!

[–]AceArchangel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be sure not to choke on your aspirations Director

[–]blackbartimus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a completely stupid waste of money. The US is officially just a business propping up our bloated military industrial complex at this point. I hope the next president scraps the space force for cash. What a completely stupid and pointless act to implement.