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1. From "The North Remembers":

"The red comet means one thing, boy:"
2. From "The North Remembers":

"I know our enemies hate each other almost as much as they hate us." Who says this?
3. From "The North Remembers":

Cersei educates Littlefinger that "Power is power," almost with fatal results, after he maintains that:
"Coins are power"
"Allegiance is power"
"Whispers are power"
"Knowledge is power"
4. From "The Night Lands":

Tyrion: "Men like Lord Varys and I can't let our disadvantages get the best of us. We'll make a ________ of him yet."
5. From "The Night Lands":

Tyrion, to Cersei: "You've perfected the art of:"
Protecting your children
Tearing up papers
Casting shadows in the darkness
Becoming absolutely red-faced
6. From "The Night Lands":

Theon, to his sister : "You can tell your grandchildren about this night."

Asha - I mean Yara responds:
They'll soon be in need of comedy
The whole of Westeros will soon learn about this night
I don't imagine it will be a story fit for children
Let's see what your father has to say about it first
7. From "The Night Lands":

The pirate Salladhor Saan gets all theological: "I've been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people tell me about the 'true gods', they all think they found the right one. The one true god is ___________"
Gold and spice
What's between a woman's legs.
The red knife that is buried in someone's back
The dragon that flies through the night
8. From "What Is Dead May Never Die":

"Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall." Who says this?
Maester Luwin
9. From "What Is Dead May Never Die":

Which rather grumpy gus gives us this line: "Because it won't last. Because they are the knights of summer, and winter is coming."
Balon Greyjoy
10. From "What Is Dead May Never Die": "I need you to deliver Lysa Arryn . I didn't need Janos Slynt . It's settled, then ? Good. Oh, and remember ...the queen mustn't know."
Tyrion toys with which of the following when he says this?
Grand Maester Pycell
11. From "What Is Dead May Never Die":

"Your enemies aren’t happy about us, and the best way to stop them is to put your baby in my belly."

This is one of the odder pick-up lines we've heard. A female character says this to whom?
12. From "Garden of Bones":

Robb, to Talisa: "The boy was lucky you were here." Talisa responds with:
A kingly sentiment, to be sure
Not as lucky as if he were still alive
He was unlucky that you were
That will surely help his grow his foot back
13. From "Garden of Bones":

"If war were ________, the _________ would rule the world."
Religion / septons
Arithmetic / mathematicians
Position / cartographers
Ruthlessness / sellswords
14. From "Garden of Bones":

Melisandre: "You should kneel before your brother. He is the Lord's chosen, born amidst salt and smoke."

Renly: "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he:"
A turnip
A fish
A Greyjoy
A ham
15. From "The Ghost of Harrenhal":

Stannis: "___________ cut both ways, Ser Davos."
Quick wits
Sharp knives
Hard truths
Executioner's axes
16. From "The Ghost of Harrenhal":

"My mother and father never owned a pair of shoes. But marry me and I will give you the Seven Kingdoms."

Which honeydripper says just the sweetest things?
Xaro Xhoan Daxos
Ser Jorah Mormont
Joffrey Baratheon
Tyrion Lannister
17. From "The Old Gods and the New":

"We've had _______ kings, and we've had _______ kings...but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a _______ ________ for a king!"
Treacherous / fool
Amoral / scoundrel
Ruthless / villain
Vicious / idiot
18. From "A Man Without Honor": "Dragons happened. Harrenhal was built to withstand an attack from the land. A million men could've marched on these walls and a million men would've been repelled. But an attack from the air, with dragonfire... Harren and all his sons roasted alive within these walls. Aegon Targaryen changed the rules. That's why every child alive still knows his name, three hundred years after his death.
Who provides this oral history of the doomed castle?
19. From "A Man Without Honor":

Here's a softball: "You know _________, Jon Snow."
20. From "A Man Without Honor":

Xaro Xhoan Daxos observes: "___________ - empires have been built by less"
An upstart and a charlatan
A schemer and a woman
An opportunist and a child
An idealist and a sorcerer
21. From "A Man Without Honor":

"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once __________________."
It has a taste for blood
You put a crown on its head
You have destroyed the leash
You have driven it mad
22. From "The Prince of Winterfell":

Varys: "And if Stannis does attack the Mud Gate, what is our plan?"
Bronn: "We could throw books at his men!"
Varys: "We don't have that many books."
Bronn: "We don't have that many men, either."
Varys: "What do we have?"
Tyrion: "________"
Vagrants and lawbreakers
All-consuming white fire
Sorcery and desperation
Pig sh!t
23. From "The Prince of Winterfell":

"A day will come when you think you're safe and happy and the joy will turn to ashes in your mouth and you will know the debt is paid."

This ominous threat is said by:
Arya to Jaqen Hagar
Tywin to Littlefinger
Tyrion to Cersei
Maester Luwin to Theon
24. From "The Prince of Winterfell":

"Why are all the gods such vicious c---s? Where are the gods of:"
Summer and whoring
Napping and nipples
Song and sex
Tits and wine
25. Fom "Blackwater":

Grand Maester Pycelle, going on and on, as is his wont:
"_______ is as dangerous as it is efficacious. A single drop in a cup of wine, it suffices to soothe the ragged nerves. Three drops will bring on a deep and dreamless sleep. Ten drops however...."
Essence of nightshade
Milk of the poppy
Extract of raventear
Oil of hemlock
26. From "Blackwater":

"My new blade. ____________, I have named it. Kiss it."
27. From "Blackwater":

Tyrion, rallying his troops: "Those are brave men knocking at our door. ____________!"
Go and defend the realm
Let's go kill them
They'll not have our women
Let's be careful out there
28. From "Valar Morghulis":

"He's a dangerous man. But every man has his weaknesses. Your current employer hides his very well....but not as well as he thinks." Varys warns Ros the prostitute about which man?
29. From "Valar Morghulis":

Theon, seeking someone to ease his pain: "And whoever kills that f#$@ing ________ will stand in bronze above the shores at Pyke!"
30. From "Valar Morghulis":

Which line from the Night's Watch oath are Qhorin Halfhand's dying words to Jon?
We are the watchers on the wall
We are the brothers of the night
We are the ravens in the snow
We are the keepers of the light

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