

As part of the negotiations, Her Majestys government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as EuroEnglish.

In the first year, s will replace the soft c.. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard c will be dropped in favor of the k. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ph will be replaced with the f. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.


Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent es in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th with z and w with v.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontaiining ou and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reali sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.


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