Totally bragging

When Lego uses the bathroom, he does the following routine:

1. Turns on the light
2. Closes the door
3. Lifts the lid and the toilet seat
4. Pees standing up
5. Closes the lid and seat
6. Flushes
7. Turns off the light
8. Closes the door behind him so Daniel can’t get into trouble in the bathroom

If only we could consistently get him to wash his hands afterward, I’d be in heaven. As it is, I know more than a few men who don’t do the routine as well as he does. Oh, and ever since he started going standing up, I have never found pee on the seat or the floor or anywhere it shouldn’t be.

One Comment

    This really is quite amazing. My brothers *always* left pee in weird places, even when they were much, much older than Lego.

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