Quotes from Leslie Mann movies and TV shows

Hunter: W, W, V, D, D?
Lisa: What would Vin Diesel do? (00:56:50)

Hunter: Do you like freak out when you see a bee fuckin' a flower?
Lisa: I'm gonna stop her.
Mitchel: I'm in!
Lisa: Let's cock block those motherfuckers. (00:29:05)

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Marcie: How do you expect society to treat women as if they're equal when their own parents wont?
Lisa: I don't know about that! I'll deal with society tomorrow. Right now I'm thinking about my daughter. (00:45:30)

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Harmony Schiltz: My dad used to love your TV show. We've watched every episode.
Jackie Burke: Always nice to meet a fan.
Harmony Schiltz: Yeah. Well, we just had the one TV.

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Laura: I used to do a lot of TV, like 90210. I always played bitchy parts.
Ira Wright: You must have been a good actress, because you don't seem like a bitch to me.

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George: Sleep sweet, Ursula.
Ursula Stanhope: Sleep sweet, George.

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Debbie: You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean.

Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Debbie: That's exactly right.

Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.

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Paul Peterson: So, he's literally a dog.
Patty Peterson: Paul.
Mr. Peabody: No, that's all right. Although, I prefer the term "literate dog."

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Debbie: I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.

Debbie: Who goes to the bathroom for a half hour?
Pete: John Goodman.

Debbie: All of a sudden we're a magnet of negativity. What did we do?

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