Wednesday, 28 December 2005


Mr KERRY PACKER (A GREAT AUSTRALIAN) And formerly Australia's wealthiest person, passed away on Monday Jan- 26. His demise is attributed to heart and kidney failure.
On a lighter note, many notable people have suggested that, Kerry, would have secured his future in advance. Kerry being a Fun person and someone who enjoyed life to the full, It is now expected that HEAVEN will soon be getting its first TV and Radio Networks, Plus Casino's and Slot machines, One Day 50 overs Cricket and Horse Racing.
The only way myself and many other people became involved with Kerry, was to contribute to his wealth.
Kerry I have been told was a great Philanthropist, although a few Billion would hardly put a dent into his balance.
I personally never came in contact with Kerry, however most people who did regarded him as a great person and a good guy.
Those intending to depart for higher places soon will have the surprise of their(New Life) Thanks to Kerry.

Friday, 16 December 2005


Any Cricket Jokes?

Wednesday, 14 December 2005

The future women of our world requesting hand outs from Santa, published in local rag.

Make the World a better Place.
Dear santa and elves and reinder, hi my name is Dayna and I am 7 years old. How are you? For ChristmistI would like 1, pet buney, 2 pet dog jerman sheped pointer, 3. a pet horse,4 a toy and much more.and to make the world a better place, 1, help the poor people, 2, give clean water, 3 give donasans for people, 4, give a good christmis to all people in the world,
And what I think abiat Christmist-I dekorate the home, 2, be good and be holly, 3, give love and canpassion. FROM ME Dayna, Lisaro. (Written with a bit of conniving from mom probably, V)

Dear santa. I would like a Bratz Doll thank you. I want people to pick up their rubbish, scrub the writings off the buildings, pick up their dog poo, no garbage in the sea or down the drain. Be nice to each other, listen to your Mum and Dad. a smile is free. be happy. Love Mollie, 6, Kariong.
(With help from mum again. V)

Can I have a pair of wheelies.
Dear Santa, For Christmas I would like a pair of wheelies size 4 or 5, Probably size 4. I'm 9 this year. you probably knew that. Love from Samantha, Blue Bay.

Any more requests Telephone the NORFPOLE.

You are watching Hebrew Television, There is little other choice.

Why do 95% of film makers; despite the many differing creeds and racial origins globaly, always dominate their scripts with hebrew names for their actors.
I am left wondering if I am the Only person to notice this. I dont need any anti semetic crap either; my dear grand mother was Jewish.

Thursday, 8 December 2005




Tuesday, 6 December 2005


Where in heavens name is Vandiemans Land

Monday, 5 December 2005


The good news is my CAT SCAN has indicated that, I could be around for a few more years yet, provided I make an attempt to take up more healthy pursuits. mind you I still have a few aches and pains WITCH my Doctor; who is Chinese/Indonesian (racism not intended) tells me my problems are indicative to social excesses; as he pushes his account into my reluctant hand and asks " Why you look at me so suspiciously".

Not a very good night at the club on Friday, we left early due to a club member at our table who has a high opinion of himself deciding to crack jokes about Penises and BJs, who then objected to a nearby person using the 'F' word in front of his gibbering woman. However Sat night was far better at the Soccer Club, a 'Fleetwood Mac' tribute show, we then got to bed at 2am.

Sunday Dec-4. We were rudley awakened by an air rescue Chopper landing close by in our quiet secluded street, at 6 something am. Peering out of the window we saw one wrecked red car on the other side of the road; several Police cars and emergency vehicles plus one power & telephone pole down, leaving us without power until one pm, the five young guys in the car were returning from partying all night, all were flown to a major hosp close by, no news yet of any injuries. Last year the next pole up was demolished by a drunken pick up truck driver, when the cement mixer in the back of his truck;due to the sudden stop flew over truck cab and landed thirty feet down the road.
Mon Dec-5. Our peaceful street has returned to normal except for my friends crunched wall and a new utility pole.
I shall shortly pick up the calling cards our neighbors dog has left in our garden, as todays temp is expected to reach 35 cel, or 90 fah, for those countries dragging the progress chain.
We have cancelled our proposed trip to 'Fragrant Harbour' the sino name for Hong Kong, due to a possible continuation of the rioting in the former Brit colony.

Thursday, 1 December 2005

A Merry Christmas "Everyone"
