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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191stMost Ignorant Citizens: 236thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 354th
The Desert Hellhole of
Father Knows Best State
Faith sets you free
Colonel Lance Degraff
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.272 billion

LeaderColonel Lance Degraff

AnimalBonobo Monkey

The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.272 billion Tremulistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,531 trillion Nobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,381 Nobs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Colonel Lance Degraff to meetings with foreign heads of state, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 897th in the world and 22nd in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1,430.81 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191stMost Ignorant Citizens: 236thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 354thMost Devout: 413thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 530thLargest Mining Sector: 548thLargest Insurance Industry: 656thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 661stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 667thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 749thFattest Citizens: 758thMost Avoided: 897thMost Stationary: 941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,046thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,278thMost Primitive: 1,349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,368thHighest Economic Output: 1,519thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,629thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,062ndTop
Most Influential: 2,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,446thHighest Average Incomes: 3,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,232ndLargest Populations: 4,986thLargest Black Market: 5,278thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,781stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,404thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,838thMost Efficient Economies: 17,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,574th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Primitive: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionLargest Black Market: 167th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 300th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 317th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 412th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 417th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 465th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 522nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 685th in the regionMost Armed: 718th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 722nd in the regionLargest Governments: 725th in the regionRudest Citizens: 764th in the region

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