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Speaker Dialogue
Steven This is an emergency!
Pearl Why is Homeworld stealing humans from the boardwalk?
Steven I don't know, but they're only taking my friends! They even got Connie! If we don't do something, they're going to take them into space!
Amethyst And our spaceship got jacked, so if they leave Earth...
Garnet They'll be gone for good.
Amethyst Ugh! Who were these guys?
Steven That little gem I saw before, her name's Aquamarine.
Pearl What?!
Steven She's got a big friend -- a fusion, named Topaz.
Pearl A topaz fusion and an aquamarine?
Amethyst Are they a big deal?
Pearl Uh, yes! Blue and Yellow Diamond must have sent them personally.
Steven The Diamonds? Oh, no. They must be collecting more humans for the zoo!
Amethyst But there's loads of humans on Earth. Why are they only grabbing your friends?
Steven Maybe...because my friends are the best!
*Cellphone buzzes*
Steven *Gasps* It's from Connie! I know where they are!
Garnet Stay alert. They could be anywhere.
Amethyst Did Connie send you any more pictures?
Steven No, nothing.
Pearl We know they're here somewhere.
Steven Connie? Lars? Sadie? Onion? *Sighs* Why them?
*Cellphone ringing nearby*
Pearl *Gasps* W-Was that Connie's pho--
*Heavy footsteps*
Aquamarine Oh, no! *Singsong voice* You found us.
Onion and Sadie *Frantic mumbling*
Jamie Help!
Steven Give it up, Aquamarine! There's nowhere to run!
Aquamarine *Normal voice* Oh, what's this, now? Did you think we were running away?
Jamie Steven, save yourself... after you save us!
Aquamarine Huh. You know, now that I think about it, this Steven does seem to know everyone on our list. The list did come from a Steven, after all. Maybe you can help us out.
Garnet Just let the humans go!
Aquamarine Uh, no. Who are these dullards?
Amethyst We're the Crystal Gems, you chump!
Aquamarine Yeah, yeah. Rose Quartz's old lackeys. That was in the report, too. We're not here for any of you rogue gems. We'll leave you totally alone... if... you tell us where we can find my dad.
Steven I don't know what you're talking about!
Aquamarine Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for, uh, my dad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman, and an Onion, I think. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot 5XG.
Steven *Gasps*
Steven [flashback] Oh, no, there's lots of humans. There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, Onion... I think.
Steven The list. I gave them the list.
Pearl What are you talking about?
Steven Aquamarine doesn't have a dad. She's looking for someone named "my dad!". This is all my fault.
Garnet Don't worry about that now. Our objective's still the same -- beat the gems...
Steven Save our friends!
Aquamarine Hey, Topaz, look! They want to lose another fight.
Garnet *Growls* *Gasps*
Jamie No, Garnet, I've moved on, I swear!
Garnet Ay!
Steven Garnet!
Amethyst That's dirty!
Pearl My spear can reach her without hurting the hostages.
Aquamarine Oh, you're so smart. *she uses her wand to make Pearl lift up in the sky* Goodbye!
Pearl Whoa!
Amethyst *Grunting*
Aquamarine This is getting annoying. Hey, Topaz, can you remind me? I mean, my memory is perfect, but our orders were to bring back these six humans. I'm just not sure. Did they specify... alive? (She takes a sinister look at the Crystal Gems, who look at her, startled. Aquamarine then takes on an overjoyed expression) You know, I don't think they did!
(In Aquamarine's response, Topaz takes Jamie by the head and slowly presses it
Jamie Huh?
Steven Jamie.
Jamie *Whimpers* Steven?
Aquamarine I just think, if you care about your friends or whatever, you should tell me where my dad is, all right?
Pearl What are we going to do?! Steven!
Steven Stop! I know where you can find my dad.
Aquamarine Ooh! Where? Where?!
Steven Right here. I'm the one you're looking for. I am my dad!
Pearl What?
Amethyst Huh?
Aquamarine I know what you're thinking, Topaz. It seems a little suspicious that my dad is also a Steven. But you know... if it means getting out of here, I'll believe it.
Connie Steven!
Pearl Steven, do you know what you're doing?
Steven Oh! Hi, Lars.
Lars *Angry muffled shouting*
Steven Don't worry, I'm gonna bust us all out with my bubble power!
Onion Muh-muh! Muh!
Steven Her body's so thick. *Grunting* This might be a little difficult.
Lars *Muffled shouting*
Aquamarine Time to go.
Amethyst Uh, Steven, di-- did you actually have a plan or --
Steven Just need a minute...
Aquamarine Very nice meeting you all, and your compliance is appreciated, but... (*Pearl tries to stab her with her spear but Aquamarine dodges*) our job here is done, so... *Blows raspberry*
Steven *Groans*
Aquamarine *Sighs* Let's get back to Homeworld already.
Jamie But I'm already on my home world. I haven't even delivered all the mail today.
Steven Don't worry. I can do this.
Jamie Ohh! You might want to hurry, Steven. The threat of us perishing in this quagmire of yellow feels very real -- a real encompassing kind of real. A neon death trap, which has imprisoned us so tightly, like a winter coat that's too big in the sleeves.
Steven Lars, stop! I need to concentrate!
Aquamarine Ugh. If I never get sent on another mission to Earth, it'll be too soon. What an ordeal. But the Diamonds needed me. That's the burden of being the best.
Jamie What justice is there in such a gross tangling of symbols?!
Aquamarine Will you stop?! You're ruining my moment!
Jamie Steven.
Steven I almost got it! *Grunting*
Jamie Huh?
Topaz *Bubbling*
*All scream*
Aquamarine What? Topaz! Get this mess cleaned up. And, Topaz, help her out. I'm setting a course.
Steven The door! Huh?
Lars *Groans*
Sadie Lars! Lars?!
Lars *Whimpering*
Connie *Grunts* Steven, let's fuse!
Steven We're already in the air. How are we going to get back?
Connie *Gasps* Watch out!
Aquamarine I'd really appreciate you wrapping it up down there before we exit the atmosphere.
Sadie Come on! Lars, you gotta get up! We gotta move! *Gasps* Whoa! Oh! *Grunts* Lars! Come on! Help me! Lars! *Grunts*
Lars *Whimpering*
Sadie Lars.
Sadie *Grunts* Hey, thanks! Get to the door!
Aquamarine Topaz, pull it together and finish this!
Connie Steven?
Steven Connie, I'm sorry!
Connie What are you [Grunts] talking about?!
Connie Steven! *Grunts* Focus!
*Loud clank*
Aquamarine What now?
Steven The door.
Connie Right.
Connie Alexandrite!
Steven Take us close to the water. We're gonna jump!
Sadie What?!
Jamie Huh?
Steven Okay.
Steven Uh, go! Go.
Jamie Steven, I-I seem to be paralyzed with fear. Whoa!
Aquamarine Nice try. But it's hopeless, my dad. I can't go back to Homeworld without getting what the Diamonds want.
Steven I'm...not my dad.
Aquamarine What?
Steven I'm not my dad!
Aquamarine How much longer is this mission going to take?
Steven Well, I can end it for you right now.
Aquamarine Oh, really?
Steven I'm someone the Diamonds will want more than any of these humans -- the leader of the Crystal Gem rebellion -- the gem that shattered Pink Diamond. I'm not my dad. I'm my mom. I'm Rose Quartz!
Aquamarine *Gasps* No way.
Connie Steven?
Pearl No. Don't! Steven!
Amethyst What are you doing?!
Steven I get it now. I'm the only one who can stop what she started. I can stop all of it!
Garnet You're wrong! Steven, get down here!
Steven She wouldn't have wanted this. But I do.
Amethyst I'm gonna kick your butt if you don't come down here right now!
Pearl Steven.
Connie No! Don't you dare!
Steven I love you.
Connie No! Stop! (The ship blasts off and disappears) Steven!

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