Sun, May



NDC campaign song, Onaapo, by David Aja

Musician David Aja’s campaign hit song for the National Democratic Congress (NDC) with the double entendre Ga word, Onaapo, as its title which literally means ‘you don’t see or you won’t get’ remains trendy on Ghanaian social media platforms as it continues its metamorphic mutation - thanks to various coinages and adulterations - into a full blown diction of its own following the defeat of the NDC Party at the December 7th, 2016 General Elections by the New Patriotic Party (NPP).


On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

 I want to give it to my wife..!!'

 Lady: 'Don't give it to her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!’


A letter from a teacher to a parent:

 Dear Parent,

 Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

 Parent's answer:

 Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him, Teach him......


A cute excuse:

 Teacher- Why are you late?

 Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

 Teacher-So what makes you late if they were fighting?

 Student - One of my shoes was in my mom's hand


Girl: What's the price of Galaxy Grand?

 Salesman: 60k

 Girl: OMG

 Girl: and iPhone?. .

 Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

 Girl: ????????????

Salesman: ????????????


Wife: I hate that beggar.

 Husband: Why?

 Wife: He is a rascal, yesterday

 I gave him food, today he gave me a book on How to Cook!!!


Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

 Wife: Did you drink?

 Husband: No

 Wife: Idiot, then why are you typing on a suitcase?


Originally shared on Facebook by Naa Adaku Addo Golda
