A rumor is circulating around the block where I live. It goes like this. Hines Ward has purchased the building that I live in. I have no idea if it is true or not.

Interestingly, and perhaps directly related, last night I was invited to a “raw foods and music party” from 3 pm to 2 am this coming Sunday. On top of that I was given a lighter and a genuine Missouri corn cob pipe, stuffed with cherry scented tobacco ready to be smoked.

Signs seem to point to “yes,” do they not?

Confused? Good, you should be, because what I just wrote is pretty much nonsensical. However, I didn’t make any of it up!