

The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months passed and the couple still waited. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all? 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'


"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "

`OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!

Do you people have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!"