Colonel Goatbanger is a fictional American Revolutionary military figure.

In "Cool Hand Peter", when Peter Griffin and the guys decide their only way out of prison is to make a run for it, Peter acknowledges that sometimes you just have to make a decision to go for it and such commitment is what won the American Revolution. A cutaway gag shows the Colonel surveying British troops across a river as a subordinate notes that the enemy troops on the other side are too well entrenched. When Colonel Goatbanger spots a goat on the other side, he announces that they will proceed with the attack.

Goatbanger is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
