Just Now



Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course, I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (with hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?

Husband: No, she's left-handed

Wife: ---silence---

Husband: Sh*t.

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