I need a baby Bjorn. #kittensofinstagram

10 Things About Me:

  1. I  understand bacon is it's own food group.

  2. I was the Iowa State Fair Queen in 1986 and met all sorts of incredible people -- even famous ones, like John Denver (sadly homesick and very tall), Julio Iglesias (stole kisses), Gloria Estefan (with the world's largest diamonds).

  3. My family's dogs were named after beer: Annie (Anheiser Busch), Mickie (Michelob), and Stella (Stella Artois).

  4. When I first met my (now) husband, I was so scared to date him, I wouldn't give him my phone number.

  5. Deer are my Masters 'communicating with me' totem.

  6. I used to have such debilitating homesickness, I couldn't spent the night away from my parents until I went to college. 

  7. I have this musical-pitch-thing when someone sings off key, it is like nailsonachalkboardwhilechewingtinfoil.

  8. I am a 12th generation Daughter of The Revolution, on my father's side. We're The Underwoods.

  9. When I first started modeling in 1989, I had never been in a taxi, subway, or bus.

  10. One New Year's Eve, many moons ago, I wore a cow suit on The Conan O'Brien Show and James Woods kissed me. In the cow suit. (Mic drop.)

Info for orders

Returns and exchanges

Upon request. If you're unhappy with your print or it is damaged in transit, please let me know. I'll do what I can to make it right!


US orders ship USPS First Class, and arrive within 5 business days. Tracking info will be sent to you from me or Etsy. Priority and/or Express upon request for additional fee.

Custom sizes

You can get any size print on watercolor-like giclee paper or canvas upon request (for additional cost), and it should ship within 3-5 days. (Since these are custom made, sometimes they take a little longer.)