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Meet Jeff: 10' Tall Robot & Hollywood Actor


Released on 12/15/2014


(dial up internet noise)

(laser noises and explosions)



(robotic siren)

(gun firing)

[Robot] Your time is over, human,

the future belongs to the machines.

You enjoy that future.

(electronic beeping)

all five seconds of it.

Cut, cut, very nice,

great lets move on to special effects

and set up the explosion please.

[Robot] Sorry, should I do that again?

Was that good? Like, I...

[Director] Yeah, no Jeff that was great.

Great work, Summer, Thanks.

[Director] Really nice. Alright let's move out,

A and B camera to the...

[Jeff] Did I seem nervous? Was that...

[Director] We're gonna go with that one,

we're gonna move on, okay?

[Jeff] I'm sorry, sorry if that was bad,

I felt really hammy, ugh.

Maybe I (mumbles) too much.

Yeah I get like that all the time.

[Jeff] Ah I'm spent,

I haven't felt this nervous since I first tried stand up.

Oh no.

[Jeff] Is everything okay?

My ex boyfriend, he's having this gallery opening

and I promised I'd go.

[Jeff] Art show, wow, that's cool,

art is, looks pretty.

Do you wanna go with me?

I really don't wanna go by myself.

[Jeff] Oh, yeah, sure, what uh, what should I wear?

Oh, it's LA, you can just go like this.

(smooth jazz music)

There's a new app called Chewsie,

you can actually count how many times you chew in a day.

[Jeff] Will you tell me if I say something stupid?

I feel a little out of place, I...

Yeah, it's not really my scene either.

There he is.

Please, Jeff, just don't leave me alone with him okay?

[Jeff] Oh, okay, yeah sure, I will not leave you alone.

[Man] (shouting) Summer!

[Summer] David! Hey, hi.

Thank you so much for coming.

[Summer] Oh, I wouldn't miss it.

You look great.

(robotic noise)

Who's your friend?

[Summer] This is Jeff, we work together.

[Jeff] Hey.

Hey Jeff.

[Jeff] Hey.

So what do you think?

[Jeff] It's, yeah its really nice.

Really nice (laughs) okay.

[Jeff] Well, No, no, I mean, she's cold,

so, so yeah, she wears a wolf.

Eh, it's not really what I was going for.

[Jeff] Oh.

What its really about is Fibonacci, being organic.

You order something on Amazon,

and then they're data mining you,

they're pressing your buttons,

they beep beep uh, must consume, must consume,

beep beep beep, must consume.


[Jeff] No, it's fine, I can roll with it.

Come on Summer you're so sensitive.

Let's go get something to eat Jeff.

No Summer, can we just talk for a second?

[Summer] There's nothing to talk about.

Alone, do you mind?

[Jeff] Erm, I, I will not leave.

'Scuse me?

Just leave him alone.

[Jeff] I will not not not leave.


[Jeff] Alone, alone, alone Jeff!

[Jeff] Alone, alone.

Why don't you go get something to drink?

I'll be fine.

Why don't you do that pal?

[Jeff] Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I'll...

(dramatic orchestral music)

[Jeff] I'm not going anywhere.

Do you have a problem, buddy?

[Jeff] No, but you do!

(robotic movement noise)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

(crowd gasping)

[Jeff] Oh, oh, yeah, sure, sorry.

I'll just be over here.

Hey, uh, can I have a Moscow Mule?

In a copper mug?

Or just a house red.

Starring: Summer Glau , David Arquette