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What do you call a dictionary using meth? Addictionary.

tags: communication, drug, puns
+1-130.54 % / 130 votes.


tags: drug, money, puns, women
+1-129.00 % / 158 votes.

Just found out an acquaintance is a drug dealer, would never have guessed, seems like a nice, funny guy. He always cracked me up.

tags: drug, friendship, puns
+1-128.19 % / 281 votes.


tags: attitude, Christmas, drug, sarcastic, time
+1-128.04 % / 160 votes.

My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child. Well, maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.

tags: drug, family, kids
+1-122.91 % / 296 votes.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

tags: alcohol, car, drug, motivational, travel
+1-110.46 % / 2054 votes.

What can tourists do on a $65 tour of gang turf in Los Angeles? Purchase a postcard, t-shirt, and some crystal meth!

tags: drug, money, travel
+1-110.24 % / 548 votes.


tags: animal, drug, stupid
+1-19.04 % / 512 votes.

Teacher: "Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?" Student: "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king!"

tags: alcohol, drug, happiness, puns, school
+1-14.25 % / 1836 votes.

Where does a cracker meet his future wife? Family reunion.

tags: drug, family, insults, marriage
+1-13.76 % / 1529 votes.