Lived down the street from Jerry when he was ten, had a ping-pong table Jerry enjoyed. Has continued to call Jerry into adulthood, in spite of Jerry?s total lack of calls. Has the attention span of a five-year-old. Jerry tries to break up with him in The Male Unbonding, but is unsuccessful when Joel begins crying and claims that Jerry is his best friend, in spite of the fact that he has never even gone to Joel's apartment.