Hey Trinity,
You write a lot about dating. In the game of dating how does one become a pro?
Dating Games, Miami Beach, Fla.

Hey Dating Games,
In sports, athletes study the rules and practice different plays until they eventually get it right and turn pro. With dating, and also with life, the game is no different. Continual trial and error promises you’ll eventually become a pro at dating and meet your mate or many mates (keeping them is another game.) The best way to date or play sports or live life is to practice a lot, follow your instincts, have good self-esteem, ask lots of questions, don’t foul too much. Pumpkin, never, ever give up!

Dear Trinity,
Cyber Stumped, Rehobeth Beach, Del.

Dear Cyber Stumped,
Fact: People will do anything for love!
And, baby, Fact: Everyone makes up stories, tries to be liked, stretches the truth and some even enjoy hurting others. Need I say more? (My cartoon is sure a tell-all on the subject.)

Dearest Trinity,
Extra Marital, Wichita, Kansas

Dearest Extra Marital,

Dearest Trinity,
ViginiDoubts, Portland, Maine

Dearest ViginiDoubts,
Now I know I have some good reasons somewhere. Ah they are!

Trinity’s Wholesome Reasons For Keeping Your Virginity
2. The more sex and sexual partners you have the older you will get and the older you will look. Isn’t that enough of a reason to keep it, honey?
5. After you’ve given away your most precious and natural gift, there’s no guarantee the receiver of your gift will appreciate it for very long, especially without a contract.
9. Just because everyone is having sex on TV, the internet and in the movies doesn’t mean you have to. Be different!
10. Lastly, it’s a new world with new diseases and new drugs to spend the rest of your life on. So, why treat sex with such importance? Duh!

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