It was a long weekend!

Every Monday on the show we usually do "Three Things" from the weekend, were Jess and I give you guys a quick recap of the weekend fun. With Jess off we couldn't do it the way we always do but I had to share a story with you guys that still has me scratching my head, or should I say ear?

So on Sunday before I headed out with my kids to some last minute holiday shopping and stuff, I decided to get cleaned up. Ya know, shower, shave and all, anyway before I got in the shower I grabbed my shaving kit and started to shave quick, like I've done a million times. Up, down, side to side, like always and BOOM, here is where things got "bloody".

One thing I've noticed as I've gotten older is that hair is starting to grown in random places. One of those random places is on the outside of my earlobes. Out of nowhere random hairs everywhere, so recently I've had to add my ears to the shaving ritual.

As I took my Gillette razor to the outside of my ear, I somehow manged to cut myself on my ear. No biggie, right? WRONG! This cut bled for two hours. I couldn't stop it from bleeding, I had like 8 band-aids on the damn thing until it finally stopped.

I snapped a picture this morning and I'm not sure if you can even see it anymore, but if you have ever nicked yourself shaving, you know what I'm talking about...

I will mark this up to getting old. LOL! Have you ever hurt yourself in a ridiculous way, like me? Call or text the show anytime through the Wolf app.


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