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98 jokes about wives



What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

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A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood.

"How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer.

"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.

"That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.

"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife."

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How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

47     sex jokes


"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."


"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night."

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