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[–]Roscoe10182241 1812 points1813 points  (68 children)

I really enjoy how he goes back and forth between demanding that people read his exemption card and shoving it at their face, and then refusing to let people read his (laminated, lanyarded) card because it’s confidential.

Imagine feeling so strongly about not wearing a piece of fabric on your face for 7 minutes that you go through the trouble of obtaining fake credentials, and taking such an absurd stand in a public place that you get arrested. (And then sharing the video because you think you come off like some sort of hero.) It’s truly amazing.

[–]wafflestep 418 points419 points  (14 children)

Probably cause he wants people to know he has it but he doesn't want them to look so close that they might discover that it's just a fake-ass photoshopped card.

[–]FrequentSheepherder3 181 points182 points  (11 children)

Which I imagine could be a fraud charge if you're presenting it to an officer.

[–]EntitledBeachBum 25 points26 points  (6 children)

100%. Falsifying any medical documents is a felony offence.

Edit: in the USA. My ApOloGies

[–]LeTigOlBittys 115 points116 points  (19 children)

DoCtOr PaTiEnT cONfiDeNtIaLiTy

Bro that’s not how that works

[–]raindrop349 22 points23 points  (2 children)

It’s true, it’s not. I have a service animal. All you need is a letter from your doctor. However, the doctor has to put their contact info so the person reading that letter can validate, if they so choose.

[–]SpankBankManager 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I wonder if these idiots have ever worn a Halloween mask, or if they’re against that too.

[–]phobos258 2048 points2049 points  (73 children)

Works for the city huh. Not for long I guess.

[–]Plantsandanger 1223 points1224 points  (49 children)

I just died because he was asking the cops if they worked for the city, which they definitely do… They are cops

[–]HeavyD2977 1371 points1372 points  (61 children)

I could watch covidiots get arrested all day long.

[–]SangiMTL 302 points303 points  (24 children)

Should we create a new sub for just these kind of videos lol I love watching idiots like this getting arrested

[–]pah-tosh 116 points117 points  (13 children)

Search sovcit or sovereign citizens on reddit and youtube. It’s a blackhole.

[–]ienjoypez 95 points96 points  (9 children)

Covid will come and go, but videos of sovereign citizens being arrested or sentenced - we’ll have those forever.

[–]EggheadPro 3729 points3730 points  (180 children)

Best bit: it is a violation of my privacy for you to examine this credential, which has a lanyard for hanging around my neck to facilitate open public display.

Bro, do you even logic?

[–]child_of_init 1582 points1583 points  (73 children)

The other best bit was when he was telling the bystander to call the police while being arrested by the police.

[–]randygastonsmom 488 points489 points  (40 children)

this was it for me lmaoooo

[–]NLight7 427 points428 points  (38 children)


[–]Pculliox 212 points213 points  (22 children)

That made my brain hurt. It's the stupidest thing I heard in a while and I'm on Reddit home of dumb video's.

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 72 points73 points  (5 children)

The mask squeezes her face like an Alien face-hugger.

I'm amazed that both of them have medical mask wearing issues. They are so lucky to have found someone else with the same infirmities.

[–]BigPretender 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Maybe it wasn't luck. Maybe they met on some anti-masker dating site like OK-Stupid or something.

[–]canpow 274 points275 points  (7 children)

He’s equating his rightful and proper arrest with the George Floyd experience (which was anything BUT proper). Tool. Scum.

[–]AJudiths 116 points117 points  (2 children)

My thoughts exactly. People like them are what tarnish a very necessary and needed movement.

[–]albus_cumbledore 81 points82 points  (0 children)

That was gold...as he’s saying that the big POLICE lettering on the cops back was extremely visible hahah

[–]GoWithTheGoodFlow 159 points160 points  (2 children)


"You're not supposed to take pictures of this." Proceeds to film it and show everyone on the internet after uploading this video.

[–]TheBurntHam 557 points558 points  (48 children)

He was making it up as he went along. He knew that her taking pictures of it would be a huge issue because that IS A DAMN CRIME to falsely claim medical exemption

[–]WiseCynic 347 points348 points  (41 children)

First, he realizes at the 00:40 mark that he fucked up when the woman officer is trying to take a picture of it - so he takes it from her and claims doctor-patient bullshit.

Then, at 6:50, doofus is BEGGING the store manager to take it and read it.

At 7:50 he's refusing to let the police officer who ASKED to see it to even touch it. Again the LIE about doc-patient confidentiality. (Yes, doctor-patient confidentiality exists and is binding - but it does NOT apply in any way to this situation, even if it wasn't a fake he printed in his dining room.)

Finally, Screaming Woman at the end . . . that shit just made my Easter Weekend!

[–]canihavemymoneyback 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Yeah, that scream. She sounded like a person snatched a baby out of her arms. Jeeez.

One thing these people need to learn is that when a store asks you to leave and you don’t, that is the crime. That is why the police come and slap handcuffs on you. The police are not there because you won’t wear a mask. They couldn’t care less about enforcing mask wearing. They do care about the trespassing laws. They will haul your ass to jail. The store owners/management are the people who care about mask wearing. They decide whether you can shop at their store. They get to make the policy of no mask, no entrance. Same as no shoes, no shirt, no entrance. When will these people learn? One more point. What are the odds that they Both have a medical condition preventing the wearing of masks? About the same as Both of them being pretentious assholes?

[–]Purplesundust 244 points245 points  (4 children)

Best bit: “it is a violation of my privacy for you to examine this credential”, while trespassing and violating store patrons rights to safe shopping following public health policies mandating wearing masks in store while shopping.

[–]tech510 51 points52 points  (6 children)

I love his admission of guilt at the end... "I'm being arrested because I refuse to wear a mask" fucking GOLD!!!!

[–]flickerkuu 102 points103 points  (0 children)

His logic and excuses are insufferably boring. Like how do you become so self centered you think other people will take this pathetic BS.

"Do you want to see the card? You can't see the card". Uhhh.. STFU you dumbass.

[–]CRFarmR 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I need attention today, let’s go to the shop and get everyone to look at me and waste away others time because I have nothing better to do must mean no ones does either...

[–]Lokky 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Especially since he closely films it himself and then publicly shares the video...

[–]1987InfamousQ7891 4749 points4750 points 2 (294 children)

You’re not supposed to see this, but I carry it to show you I don’t need a mask. Fucking tool.

[–]human_finger 1544 points1545 points  (74 children)

I know, with his logic, basically anyone could walk around without a mask and say "My doctor gave me this card saying I can't wear masks but you can't see it". Makes absolutely no sense... I'm so happy he got arrested.

[–]Cyber_Angel_Ritual 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Stupid people...... they think they are the ones who make the rules. Logic is a foreign concept to them. I am also happy he was arrested so he can’t endanger others with his own stupidity.

[–]Saywhhhaat 222 points223 points  (32 children)

You're not supposed to see what I just showed you!!! Wait, you're taking a picture and you're going to see that is bullshit made up and printed from the internet?!!! Give it back you're not evensupposed to see it !!!!

[–]up-and-cumming_rt 161 points162 points  (23 children)

That was the most infuriating part of their schtick. Presumably they have a card that grants them permission to enter a facility without a mask due to medical concern. The card is on a lanyard that they are wearing around their necks which we can plainly see. This suggests that it’s meant to be provided as proof that they are allowed to go into establishments maskless.

They failed to account for a few questions:

Why do they have a card on their person that does not have to be provided when asked for proof? Why display it on their chest if they do not need to display it in the first place? Why does he completely hand over the card to the officer at all in the beginning of the video? If it is the case that they do not need to provide proof and they have a legitimate reason to not wear a mask, why do they need a card in the first place if they and their doctors are the only ones who can read what’s on the card? Why does the card carry common law contract text to tell other people they’ve entered an agreement after seeing/reading it if they aren’t going to give them the chance to enter said agreement?

The only appropriate thing he did was ask to call the police because he was being arrested by the police. It’s like he knew they needed backup.

[–]FrequentSheepherder3 48 points49 points  (9 children)

The thing is a doctor can't exempt you from not wearing a mask in a private facility. Sure you might get your doctor to say you can't wear a mask...but that doesn't mean they have to let you in. They just have to provide you with reasonable accommodation...like online shopping or having an employee pick up your items.

These douche nozzles whole think having an exemption from wearing masks allows them to do whatever they want are asinine. (not that I think their exemption is real. )

[–]Toolmansky 462 points463 points  (50 children)

I love how they all become lawyers spouting nonsense. This is like watching those idiot sovereign citizens in the US getting pulled over. Every one gets arrested and some badly hurt by playing games like this. It never ends well for the idiots...it's great!

[–]_Sausage_fingers 214 points215 points  (26 children)

Buddy even said that the back had a common law contract, which screams sov cit bullshit. He’s basically trying to say that he showed you a contract and you agreed to it but you don’t get to see it. Yeah, that’s not how any of this works.

[–]Qikdraw 136 points137 points  (14 children)

He also mentioned something about "Arcadian" law. He's definitely a Canadian sov cit.

[–]bobbyrickets 66 points67 points  (2 children)

By Zeus's bushy beard, I bite my thumb at thee sir!!

[–]pah-tosh 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Oh I get STRONG sovcit vibes here !

[–]Rxrn303 210 points211 points  (64 children)

I thought the exact same thing. If you aren’t supposed to show anyone then why do you have said badge then?

Edit: two words

[–]FelDreamer 205 points206 points  (60 children)

He seemed pretty confident in that card, until the moment the officer began to scrutinized it.

“Oh shit, she didn’t take the bait?!” smoke bomb “Damn, we’re all still here...”

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 46 points47 points  (0 children)

When the cop focused on the phone number near the beginning, he got really nervous. I suspect that when the cop called it, his girlfriend's phone was going to ring. After that he didn't want anyone to see it. They just had to know it existed.

[–]Sapphirra 43 points44 points  (2 children)

At one point you can hear him saying the card was a waste of money.

[–]toejamandtoast 155 points156 points  (7 children)

That’s where I skipped to the arrest part. I can’t stand listening to people bold face lie about this crap. It’s so annoying.

[–]Spinningdown 85 points86 points  (4 children)

He made it. Printed it out. Stuck it into a badge and added a lanyard. Not once did he ever come into contact with any legitimate services and organizations to procure that "Exemption".

He knew photo evidence and verification would land him in hot water over his falsification and so he reacted.

[–]Mrfrunzi 75 points76 points  (24 children)

I love when they claim it's a hippa violation. You know, the code of ethics that protects medical workers from collecting your medical information and sharing it... Totally the same!

Edit: hipaa

[–]Majority_Gate 30 points31 points  (1 child)

To add to their covidiot meter... HIPAA is a US Federal law. Canada has similar legislation called PIPEDA.

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    [–]murkmose 6117 points6118 points  (247 children)

    I love how he takes back his “exemption card” from the card and says she not allowed to look at it for doctor confidentiality.

    So you printed it out and put it in a lanyard to wear around your neck for people to not look at it??

    [–]Dicksapoppin69 158 points159 points  (3 children)

    and repeatedly shows it to the camera for the video he planned on posting

    [–]throwaway81093829 939 points940 points  (63 children)

    Reminds me of Nigel Tufnel

    [–]StudiouShoota 331 points332 points  (41 children)

    LMAOO this was hilarious

    [–]flyingwolf 208 points209 points  (39 children)

    You should watch the whole movie, it is great, it is called "This Is Spinal Tap".

    [–]nome707 276 points277 points  (6 children)

    He was pushing the manager to read it until the cop appeared. The confidentiality argument is bullshit same as the card and they know it.

    [–]mikehaysjr 77 points78 points  (2 children)

    Not to mention, he says it’s confidential then proceeds to display literally both sides of it directly to the camera.

    [–]NLight7 859 points860 points  (95 children)

    It's funny how they don't seem to understand that doctor patient confidentiality is to stop doctors from spreading information about patients. The patients can still walk around and spread it, or even be asked about it.

    [–]TheDanAplan 302 points303 points 2 (13 children)

    Go in for a prostate exam and the docs like “don’t you fuckin say a word to anyone about this.”

    [–]lofblad 85 points86 points  (5 children)

    Especially if you went in for a sore throat.

    [–]dbx99 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    You can bet you could walk in for a prostate exam and walk out with a sore throat

    [–]BrandofHam94 140 points141 points  (13 children)

    They don't seem to understand many things including doctor patient confidentiality. Y'know, things like private property and trespassing.

    [–]bobbyrickets 324 points325 points  (16 children)

    they don't seem to understand that doctor patient confidentiality is

    Well that and they don't understand much of anything else. They don't want to understand, they don't want to listen, they just want to act out and spread their disease.

    [–]FadeIntoReal 69 points70 points  (1 child)

    They’re stupid as hell and very, very proud of their stupidity.

    [–]DamonHay 525 points526 points  (7 children)

    Exactly. If you go to the doctor for, let’s just say, a shoulder injury, and the doctor provides a note that you can only be on light duties at work for a few days. Do you just wave the letter at your boss and say “I have a doctors exemption, but you can’t read it because of confidentiality”? No, you don’t, because that’s fucking moronic.

    [–]DefectivePixel 175 points176 points  (7 children)

    UNLIMITED MONEY WITH THIS ONE FREE TRICK: Put your personal health info on a badge and wear it on your chest with a lanyard, sue anyone that looks

    [–]apatheticyeti0117 151 points152 points  (5 children)

    It sounded like he was ok until she wanted a picture and to call the phone number on it. A phone number that I hope either plays Rick astley or fartogram.

    [–]redpatchedsox 147 points148 points  (5 children)

    Obviously they went there wanting this to happen. Printed off a fucking fake exemption card. What a supreme pair of idiots.

    [–]Batmans_backup 2813 points2814 points  (36 children)

    The same kind of people who, as kids, would be like “umm actually you didn’t kill me because I went back in time and switched your gun with a banana, so you can’t do that..”


    [–]IamSmokee 287 points288 points  (2 children)

    "you can't kill me cause I already killed you before you killed me"

    [–]Dani_California 314 points315 points  (0 children)

    Bwahahaha this is too accurate

    [–]BoBatFettman 223 points224 points  (3 children)

    "I have an invisible shield"

    [–]TheWhorrorHouse 65 points66 points  (0 children)

    This. This is oddly specific and incredibly accurate.

    [–]StopJoshinMe 192 points193 points  (4 children)

    The kid who stopped playing tag when he was it

    [–]LeeLooPeePoo 49 points50 points  (1 child)

    Ahahaha... my older brother would do that, start losing and then declare "NEW RULE!!!"

    [–]liketreefiddy 1521 points1522 points  (77 children)

    “Don’t put your hands on me” always works when you say it to the police. Even more when you keep repeating yourself!

    [–]rmbarrett 752 points753 points  (56 children)

    "you have no right to touch me" stops them dead in their tracks.

    [–]james1234cb 239 points240 points  (17 children)

    I like the part where the boyfriend is yelling at his girlfriend to "stop resisting"....because 100% she is going to be charged with resisting arrest....and they both will be saying nobody was resisting.

    [–]jlbp337 41 points42 points  (12 children)

    They will likely slap on obstruction of justice and assault on a police officer if she/he pushed the cop away Lol

    [–]mikeebsc74 559 points560 points  (30 children)

    “I’m not under arrest” works wonders too

    [–]Houlilala 184 points185 points  (24 children)

    I'm over arrest. Checkmate officer!

    [–]Doza93 216 points217 points  (21 children)

    It's fucking baffling - the cop tells them multiple times that they are committing a crime - trespassing. The manager and several employees of a private business told you to wear a mask while on their property and you refused. And then they act all genuinely surprised and indignant as if this situation they're in materialized out of nowhere. YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I'VE COMMITTED NO CRIMES! SIR! SIR! FILM THIS! PLEASE FILM THIS! YOU CAN CALL THE COPS ON THE COPS! DO IT! SIR PLEASE! Bro, if you're saying you're allowed to not wear a mask, then why is literally everyone telling you otherwise? This is some serious dunning-kruger mixed with /r/confidentlyincorrect

    [–]stropheum 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    I love that people think privately owned stores = public property. Wtf is the "Arcadian bill of rights"

    [–]east_of_west86 151 points152 points  (4 children)

    It’s similar to vampires having to be invited in, you have to invite police to touch you. The science is sound.

    [–]Bigbengo 2259 points2260 points  (220 children)

    The amount of people that seem to believe that a business premises is public property astounds me, like the lady says in this video. So many anti maskers dont understand that a business has a right to refuse service for pretty much any reason they like.

    [–]Toxicair 864 points865 points  (39 children)

    The second the dude said "We're on public property" The manager should've shut him down by telling him he isn't.

    "You are on private property which you are allowed entry as long as you follow the rules of the premise. Such rules are the hours of operation, and following what we deem to be acceptable behavior. If we deny you entry, you are trespassing."

    [–]WRXnEffect 290 points291 points  (13 children)

    They still wouldn't understand it even after it's spelled out for them.

    [–]Awkward-Mulberry-154 83 points84 points  (7 children)

    Yeah, but it's because they don't want to, not because they can't

    [–]fgmtats 439 points440 points 2 (30 children)

    Oh god it’s the most satisfying thing ever. I’ve unfortunately only got to pull it once since this whole thing started, but it was sweet as candy. I’m a bartender in a ritzy beach town, dude comes barging into the restaurant, walks past the host table, no mask. I ask him to put a mask on and he tries hitting me with this “it’s my right to not wear a mask” bullshit. I agree with him 100 percent and then inform him that I too have rights and one of those rights is the right to refuse service to anyone. Told him to get the fuck out. He then asks for a mask and says he’ll comply. I’m like, nah, you’re not being served here today or any other day. Easiest 86 of my life.

    [–]illiterating 326 points327 points  (55 children)

    What gets me is the same people in the US were so happy when a court ruled a bakery didn't have to provide service to gay couples as a private business, they were thrilled that business owners have the right to refuse service for any reason. So then a pandemic happens, and business owners exercise a right to refuse service to people who expose their other customers to covid, suddenly it's tremendous discrimination that private businesses make their own rules and aren't obligated to the public. They're just harrassment happy weather vanes of whatever's convenient for themselves.

    [–]Awkward-Mulberry-154 61 points62 points  (1 child)

    And kicking people off of twitter. They couldn't deal with social media/tech companies being private either. It's just proof that they don't really have any convictions, morals, or values. They just want to be allowed to do what they want and hurt who they want whenever it's convenient for them.

    [–]-mooncake- 40 points41 points  (9 children)

    That's because the majority of average people on today's right are uneducated graduates of Facebook University, and as such, are super willing to stake their freedom on a pixelated, unsourced .jpg posted by their mentally unstable, second aunt's roommate.

    I never would've said something like that about the majority of a political party before the days of the tea party, but 2021's right wing has capitalized on and subsequently weaponized stupidity, ignorance and a lack of education/refusal to research abide by science.

    Also super dumb: if these two Darwin Award runner ups did an iota of research before trying their grift, they'd realize how incredibly rare it is for someone to be medically affected by wearing a mask. So much so, that the idea of two young, walking, talking people together who both need an exemption is laughable. I mean, doctor's have more than thoroughly debunked this nonsense; last month a doctor posted a vid to YouTube where he showed his stable oxygen levels after wearing 2, 3, 4, 5, and even 6 masks on top of each other. Not only that, but the other dead giveaway that they're full of excrement is how much they love to talk. They have absolutely no issues with the intake of oxygen, demonstrably.

    People have, are, and will die because of selfish, STUPID, ignorant idiots like this. I'm so done with them, it's not even funny.

    [–]Fi3br 1009 points1010 points  (20 children)

    My favorite thing right now is when people try to use something they saw on the internet in real life and it goes so badly.

    [–]proteannomore 174 points175 points  (3 children)

    Unfortunately only about 2% is videoed and uploaded.

    [–]lolalaughed 86 points87 points  (8 children)

    I felt stupid when I ordered a drink at Starbucksjust bc I saw it on tik tok and it was terrible. This is another level

    [–]Fi3br 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    I did the same. Do not listen to Tiktok unless you are 12 is my feeling

    [–]Nwsamurai 634 points635 points  (12 children)

    See! This card PROVES I don't have to wear a mask!

    No you can't see the card!

    [–]shitz_brickz 202 points203 points  (6 children)

    "We could just file for harassment"

    Yes, file, consider yourself filed. You will be receiving your file served to you soon.

    [–]Gtoast 573 points574 points  (46 children)

    Does anyone understand what the point of all this is? What is the endgame for getting yourself arrested? All these folks are playing lawyer but at some level they must know that they have no idea what the law is. So they go to jail and then?

    [–]shmoove_cwiminal 699 points700 points  (10 children)

    It validates their conspiracy theory that the state is out to get them. They share it on social media, reinforcing that theory amongst their peers. They all then circlejerk over the tyranny of the state. They feel like they are making a difference exposing this supposed tyranny.

    [–]MarineSecurity 109 points110 points  (0 children)

    That was perfectly put. Bravo.

    [–]_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ 55 points56 points  (4 children)

    They know it's an easy way to get attention and they are raging narcissists. Probably didn't think their flexing would actually get them arrested.

    [–]TheWizardChrist 246 points247 points  (6 children)

    Self victimization. They nail themselves to a cross, and get to post it all on social media. It is the weirdest content, but it is content for this "Imma be a celebrity too" trash culture happening right now.

    [–]Canalloni 80 points81 points  (1 child)

    It's a common narcissist "tactic." Self-create a situation based on oppositional defiance and then exploit that situation by manipulating yourself into the victim. The woman's narcissistic rage at the end is classic narcissist response to accountability.

    [–]jtjones73 1079 points1080 points  (55 children)

    Private property, you don't want to follow the rules put on place go somewhere else. It's easy to understand. No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service. Buhbye Ken and Karen.

    [–]PwnanyGaming 224 points225 points  (7 children)

    Yeah man these people are fucking pathetic and ridiculous. It's why the quarantines will keep going for fucking years. Thank you medically exempt free citizens!

    [–]wrophoenix 63 points64 points  (6 children)

    People like this live a sheltered life and don’t understand the realness of Covid. Fucking spoiled idiots.

    [–]Kali-Casseopia 32 points33 points  (5 children)

    For me its not even about the “realness” of covid. Its still pathetic even if you deny it all, like the thing your passionate about is not wearing a piece of fabric over your mouth? You should get a new thing.

    [–]Aurelianshitlist 40 points41 points  (2 children)

    That's the part these people can't talk their way around. They act as if their rights are being violated by being asked to wear a mask if they want to shop in the store. The problem is that all of these stores have curbside pickup options to accommodate people with medical reasons for not being able to wear a mask. Nobody is being denied service and nobody is being discriminated against.

    That isn't even getting into the fact that these stores are private property and you're entering by invitation, not right.

    [–]ghostalker4742 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    "Bu-bu-but your open to the public!"

    [–]Geist002 800 points801 points  (121 children)

    These people are a different kind of stupid. When they ask you to leave their property, you leave or the cops give you a ride. This is the same thing as no shirt, no shoes rules at restaurants only with masks required to enter. It really isn’t rocket science.

    [–]pocketchange2247 246 points247 points  (54 children)

    Is it really worth the fucking trouble to create a fake document, print it out, buy a lanyard (which probably costs more than a piece of cloth to put over your face), then argue with everyone you meet just to buy a single item from a store?

    This is a 15 minute video that likely lasted longer, that ended in an arrest. It could've been a five minute journey in and out of the store, no problems, no arrest, but they turned it into a whole event. I just don't understand why these people seek out ways to make easy tasks even harder because they think they're too special to not wear a piece of cloth over their face.

    Same with people on planes. Is it really worth it to have a plane turn back to the gate and get escorted off and possibly put on a no fly list and not be able to go to your destination, wasting hundreds of dollars

    [–]chassmasterplus 129 points130 points  (22 children)

    To those people, yes it is worth it because "mUh RiGhts" or "iM a ShEpHeRd noT A ShEep" or whatever equally stupid fucking rhetoric is the flavor this week..

    They think they are truly taking a stand against tyranny because they've never known real oppression and desperately want to matter

    [–]Saywhhhaat 75 points76 points  (18 children)

    This is canada. A lot of the "rights" they're arguing aren't even directly applicable for their country 🤣

    [–]roambeans 43 points44 points  (8 children)

    the fake document probably works more often than not. Especially in Canada, where we tend to shy from confrontation.

    [–]Feildofdreams 25 points26 points  (4 children)

    It’s more or less the cheap thrill of feeling they’re circumventing the system and the rules everyone is adhering to. Not going to be so cheap.

    [–]dadamax 160 points161 points  (9 children)

    This. If you went to this store barefoot with a doctor’s note saying you can’t wear shoes then they have a right to not let you enter and an obligation to accommodate you in some other way. Bottom line is you are not going into the store without committing the crime of trespassing.

    [–]Badwisk123 780 points781 points  (87 children)

    I’ve seen a woman with a portable oxygen mask and tank in her bag even she wore a face mask over that it’s not hard to wear a thin bit of fabric on your face

    [–]Redheaded_Loser 271 points272 points  (24 children)

    Seriously! I see toddlers that are better at wearing their face masks.

    [–]Infamom 175 points176 points  (18 children)

    I had a woman tell me her eye sight was bad and because of it, she was medically exempt from wearing a mask. ... My autistic, non-verbal, asthmatic FOUR YEAR OLD wears her mask and doesn't fuss.

    [–]Swimwithamermaid 114 points115 points  (9 children)

    My cousin only has one lung and is overweight. He wears a mask.

    [–]BrownChicow 176 points177 points  (28 children)

    Let’s pretend there was a legitimate medical reason for someone to avoid wearing a mask. What would the odds be that two young, healthy individuals that appear to be a couple both have such a condition? Pretty fucking slim right? These people are losers

    [–]HAL-Over-9001 119 points120 points  (7 children)

    So let's say they have a breathing condition, where a mask would hinder their breathing (they don't). The entire video is them huffing, puffing, arguing and screaming, which requires lots of breathing. You would expect them to just pass out because of their "condition" These people are so fucking stupid. And the girl said she couldn't wear a mask because of claustrophobia? Get fucked

    [–]UltraMegaMegaMan 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    I have copd, heart failure, high blood pressure, lots of shit and I wear a well-fitting cloth mask with a tight, proper seal every time I'm in an Uber or in public. And it sucks. And I hate it. And it's hot, and uncomfortable, and before I found a mask that fit it fogged up my glasses constantly to the point I couldn't see. Still wore a mask anytime I was around anyone else.

    Fuck these people, and fuck everyone like them. No. No, there's no medical exemption. If you won't wear a mask then stay home. Whatever these selfish, ignorant piles of shit need they can pay to have it delivered instead of killing other people with their stupidity.

    Half a million people dead in America alone because of these assholes, and no one should tolerate it for one instant.

    [–]monkeytorture 730 points731 points  (28 children)

    I'll never get over how there is a large portion of the population who is adamant they know their rights / the law, and then start spouting things that have never been either

    [–]checkksout 415 points416 points  (26 children)

    Police on his back like a horse....

    “Call the police!!!”

    [–]Rudyears 109 points110 points  (7 children)

    But...I am the police...?

    [–]Oraxy51 48 points49 points  (0 children)

    That’s... that’s why I’m here?

    [–]geckgecgehhh 129 points130 points  (3 children)

    I love seeing when these people who are clearly doing this for nothing other than attention get arrested.

    [–]ben_8 134 points135 points  (11 children)

    Who has the time to go through all this? To fake a medical condition the create fake documents for the fake medical condition. Just to get arrested. Such a collosal waste of time. Just wear a damn mask.

    [–]BludSwamps 48 points49 points  (2 children)

    I think it’s a psychological thing about ‘winning’ the situation for them and not being one of the sheep, and feeling superior to others.

    [–]bartjame452 119 points120 points  (3 children)

    I fucking laughed so hard when they said call the police as they were getting arrested.

    [–]Wasabicannon 119 points120 points  (9 children)

    For having a medical condition that prevents them from wearing a mask she sure does have a nice set of lungs on her to enable her to scream for that long.

    [–]Cannannaca 1780 points1781 points  (84 children)

    The best and cleanest pleasure. I fucking love these videos man, that dumb bitch resisting in the back screaming 😂😂 “I’m cLaUsTRoEhObIc, I hAvE a mEdIcAL COnDiTiOn”. “Stop resisting babe”🤣

    [–]justsyr 379 points380 points  (11 children)


    Says the man being arrested by a police officer.

    [–]Seatea1995 226 points227 points  (5 children)

    “I HaVe A MeDIcAl CoNDitION” then you should be wearing a fucking mask you stupid bint

    [–]Covinus 78 points79 points  (1 child)

    Almost like that's why every fucking place on the planet offers delivery or curbside pickup. Fuck these people and their facile little games they assume give them the right to endanger other people.

    [–]agorafilia[🍰] 639 points640 points  (25 children)

    "wHy Is a MaN ToucHiNG hER" because she is resisting arrest you dumb bystander

    [–]regoapps 150 points151 points  (20 children)

    Ugh. They’re clearly uniformed officers. Only excuse is if the bystander is blind. But then how would they know their genders.

    [–]animalbancho 218 points219 points  (19 children)

    One of the two people on the woman is the building security guard, not a police officer. Looks like he was helping the cop detain this crazy bitch

    “I dOn’T wAnT a MaN tOuChInG mE” definitely got a laugh out of me, though. Alright lady, just stay right there, we’ll get an all-female police squad to show up to make your arrest experience more comfortable.

    [–]Flashman6000 175 points176 points  (5 children)

    The only way it could be better is if the last 30 seconds consisted of the bystander selling the phone.

    [–]rsportsguy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    That would have made this the perfect internet video. “I told him I’d drop the phone at his building. But it’s an iPhone X in good condition. So I’m going to sell it to my cousin for $40. What a great day!”

    [–]lee_cz 44 points45 points  (2 children)

    Whats their logic?? They know they bought fake card from ebay but are stuck in their own reality that other people will accept it as real??

    In their reality also police officers don't have legal authority to arrest someone (he said it about 18times).

    [–]Zensonar 287 points288 points  (48 children)

    Just wear a mask and stop being a pussy. Fucking self-entitled snowflakes.

    [–]bohemians1890 74 points75 points  (8 children)

    Why is it so fucking hard to wear a mask? Honestly the trouble these idiots are going to, the lengths they're going to just to circumvent a simple instruction

    [–]LavenderPig 37 points38 points  (2 children)

    Because apparently it is easier to get arrested than to wear a mask.

    My favourite part is when they think they know shit like the store being public property; it isn't. Privately owned businesses are allowed to pretty much say no to anyone entering for almost any reason they want to.

    [–]KeepYourPresets 413 points414 points  (8 children)

    As much as I enjoyed watching a couple of arrogant idiots get arrested, the out of sync audio was annoying af.

    [–]voneahhh 111 points112 points  (5 children)

    Yup, I’ll wait for the remastered version

    [–]maybedisco_boy 48 points49 points  (1 child)

    They’re dropping the deluxe album on the 5th I think

    [–]JonBoyWhite 79 points80 points  (6 children)

    I hope the chick that picked up the camera in the end can see that she picked the wrong side of the argument.

    [–]Lollipoop_Hacksaw 71 points72 points  (1 child)

    "You are not even supposed to see this!"

    .... yet it's the size of a small notebook page on a fucking lanyard. If it was legit you would think a bit more discretion would've gone into the design. These people are so effective at getting level-headed people irked, I swear.

    [–]ItsACharlieDay 67 points68 points  (1 child)

    Man I hate people like this couple.

    Edit: Lolz to the dumb girl that felt bad for them

    [–]Imaproholdmybeer 487 points488 points  (39 children)

    Shouldn't there be some kind of fraud/forgery charges too ? For producing fake documents ?

    [–]shinbreaker 195 points196 points  (15 children)

    Hopefully this is a r/byebyejob since he says he works for the city.

    [–]punkfunkymonkey 43 points44 points  (5 children)

    Some talk about him being a law student as well. I wonder how his law career will pan out after this.

    Edit. Looked it up, is actually studying criminology

    [–]GoodPointSir 77 points78 points  (3 children)

    Well he says a lot of things, he could equally likely be unemployed

    [–]GenralChaos 45 points46 points  (2 children)

    This. That twit lied about everything else. It’s not a big stretch for him to be lying about his “job” with the city of Ottawa

    [–]Cannannaca 143 points144 points  (9 children)

    Exactly they really think they can just laminate sum bull shit and everyone will believe it

    [–]rixlbg 79 points80 points  (5 children)

    But they printed it... you know... , so it is official. /s

    [–]solomanz123 61 points62 points  (8 children)

    I went to the same highschool as the guy in the video, dude got kicked out of his parents house for cooking crack.

    [–]Shivdaddy1 376 points377 points  (27 children)

    People like them are the worst.

    [–]ecila_z 638 points639 points  (86 children)

    Sorry, the girl at the end who recovered the phone feels bad for anti maskers?

    [–]1987InfamousQ7891 99 points100 points  (1 child)

    Yup, and she’s wearing a damn mask. People are fucking dumb.

    [–]strawberry_factory 341 points342 points  (50 children)

    For context, Canada's human right tribunal has just ruled that people who do not wear a mask by choice (as opposed to need) are not protected by the charter, and those who feel they are unable to wear a mask due to medical reasons or disability are responsible for providing proof upon request but once they have provided support documents they are allowed to continue kn their way (though its suggested they stay home if they can). The guy saying the officer has no right to review his "exemption card" is actually wrong as he would be required to show it and have it verified as he is responsible for proving himself exempt, not the other way around. Private business owners cannot ask for verification themselves but can call in an officer to do so if there is an issue.

    The whole document I read was a bit confusing so I hope I got all the points correct but yeah, just wear a mask people. If my octogenarian grandmother with heart and lung issues can wear one then so can you.

    Edit: I've read the longer document and it states that private business owners cannot be forced to ask for verification of exemption, not that they are unable to at all. Instead anyone running or owning a private business can be as aggressive in the demand for mask wearing as they please so long as it's within reason (they can't go around assaulting or harassing people).

    [–]geoshuwah 34 points35 points  (11 children)

    From my understanding of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, the entire charter is laid out so that everyone has rights and freedoms afforded to them, but the individual's rights end as soon as they begin to infringe on the rights of others.

    You have the right to free expression, but you don't have the right to incite violence or hatred. More aptly, you have the right to personal sovereignty, but not if you use that personal sovereignty in a way that endangers the public


    [–]PottedHeid 52 points53 points  (11 children)

    Ha,ha,I love this.If I live to be a million years old I will never understand why these people find it so difficult to wear a mask for 15mins to 30mins that helps protect us all.Just for a video to post on their namby,pamby Facebook group.Fucking wankstains.

    [–]20ears19 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    It’s a shame this is in the city. It would be extra satisfying knowing their future grocery store visits meant an hour drive.

    [–]Condings 47 points48 points  (1 child)

    Absolute waste of oxygen, both of them

    [–]2L84T 43 points44 points  (5 children)

    Amazing. When you think of it, one of the reasons we have police is to protect us from gangs and thugs. I often wonder how these pocket-lawyers would fare if they met a real thug gang:

    "Hey man, give me your wallet."

    "I do not need to give you my wallet, I have my rights. You do not have the right to threaten me with that knife. Sir, you are hurting me with your knife. Sir, I do not consent to being stab......urgh"


    [–]Sentionaut_1167 42 points43 points  (2 children)

    omfg. this reminds me of when a “USA marine” demanded a discount on his food but when i asked for his military ID, he covered the picture and the ID number. he said it was confidential and that he couldnt show me. so i said well i cant give you a discount then. he got really angry and yelled at me. he paid full price for his food though.

    [–]b4ttlepoops 36 points37 points  (1 child)

    The tantrum they throw is insane. They got what they deserved.

    [–]madbladers 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    I hate them

    [–]Leolily1221 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    Why don't these twits just order their damn groceries and have them delivered or for curbside pick-up?! Oh that's because they just want the attention of pretending like they are "fighting the oppression of wearing a mask".

    [–]KeepYourPresets 152 points153 points  (8 children)

    "I don't want a man to touch me!" No worries Karen, not even with a ten foot pole.

    [–]albus_cumbledore 84 points85 points  (5 children)

    They are freaking out when the one old guy is helping the female cop hold her down but if my memory is correct from when I did security training, a cop can “deputize” a citizen to help them within reason.

    Edit: in canada

    [–]col381 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    And there is a big difference between sexual assault and “a man touching me”, that’s just fucking rude. You don’t get to pick and choose the manner in which (or the person by whom) you are arrested.

    [–]epimetheuss 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    Imagine being such a moron that you go through all the trouble of printing out a card and laminating instead of wearing a fucking mask. It's not about wearing a mask though. It's about being a prideful jackass who is above the rules that others have to follow. He thinks that if he uses multisyllabic words that people have to listen to him.

    [–]Temper_impala 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Fucked around. Found out

    [–]The_Aaskavarian 29 points30 points  (7 children)

    Hats off to BOTH officers for how they handled it.

    They real problem is that this is not the first time they've pulled this shit in that location. He says so to the timid store manager. The managers hands are tied because limp dick corporate takes a soft stand on this dhit and just let's it happen. Trespass notice should have been given first time they pulled this and it should have been enforced by cops the next time they tried it

    So on top of trespass, can they be charged with carrying false documentation?

    [–]BoreDominated 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    "He's touching me! I DON'T WANT A MAN TOUCHING ME!!"

    Then maybe don't get yourself arrested, you dumb cunt.

    [–]eyeinthesky0 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    What and both of them happen to have the same “medical exemption”? Give me a break. And then he’s all, “Here read my card so you can’t say say you didn’t see it— no I don’t have to show you anything..” lol

    [–]sugershit 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    The screaming like she’s dying is the best part.

    [–]chupacabra22 65 points66 points  (2 children)

    All sorts of things funny with this video!! He was using his mask exemption as a reason showing everyone but then wouldn’t let the police study it or inquire to its legitimacy due to Dr/patient privilege. 11:56, as the police are are arresting him, “Please, call the police!” And how smug were they before the cops showed up again! The irony. ...I hope it was worth it for these two covidiots!

    [–]Gillymy 18 points19 points  (10 children)

    As someone that lives in ottawa, this is embarrassing.

    [–]johnjad1986 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    Excuse me , I'm claustrophobic, I can't wear pants ... here is a piece of paper to prove that ... no you can't read what's on the paper ... that's an invasion of my privacy, now enjoy looking at my balls .. Good day .

    [–]Idkaboutmyname1234 60 points61 points  (1 child)

    Ugh just taze her already

    [–]sneechesgetleeches 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    I can't emphasize enough how scummy these people are.

    People compare this to able-bodied people parking in blue parking spaces but it's much much worse. Imagine being so entitled that you're going to pretend to have some condition that people struggle with daily that is only amplified during a pandemic. Most people with mask exemptions are probably terrified to leave the house because they don't want to make their illness worse.