Order in the court!


BC: Bear Cat Kat
MK: Momma Kat 
EM: Ellie Mae Kat 
The Boy: Momma's fiance 

EM: Meow mew m'row!
EM: Mew me'ow!

The Boy: You mean a sisfur?
EM: I DO live here!
EM: I'm not so bad!
BC: Said every dictator and tyrant EVER!
BC: Because a certain Momma protects you.
EM: Phht! I'm her favorite!
BC: Take that back!
EM: Phht!
BC: Momma likes a challenge. And she needs me.
BC: I thought we were over this.
BC: WAIT! MOMMA! You're wearing your pajamas!

MK: But if I stop to change ...
BC: Get out of my window, Smellie!
EM: I have every right to be here!
BC: Stop being difficult and just MOVE, Smellie!
EM: You can't make me!
BC: Oh, really?
BC: You're blocking the exit to my window.
EM: It's my window too!
EM: I don't understand what the big deal ...
BC: I have street cred to think about!

EM: So do I!
EM: You don't want to be seen with me?
{The front door opens}
EM: Huh?
EM: So? Maybe your bros are just stupid!
BC: So what?
EM: Ask nicely.
BC: For what?
EM: It's a saying!
BC: OH! There she is! PLEASE move!

EM: Okay!
The Boy: The cats took off down the hall.
MK: Together?
The Boy: I think so.
MK: I don't hear anything.
The Boy: So?
The Boy: How much trouble can two cats get in?
MK: You clearly never met Bear in his prime.
The Boy: It couldn't have been THAT bad.
EM: Momma!
MK: Hi, Ellie.
EM: Bear says I have to give this to you.

MK: What is it?
EM: We're suing you.
MK: Excuse me?
EM: You've been served.

EM: We mean business, Momma.
MK: Sounds like a kangaroo court.
MK: What the ...
EM: The Judge Bear Cat Kat presiding.
EM: Judge Moody presiding.
BC: SILENCE! Smellie, what did I say?
EM: Silence!
BC: NO! About how I am to be addressed!
EM: You're being addressed? Where's Momma sending you?
BC: The most honorable Bear Cat Kat presiding.

EM: Most honorable? Hahahahahaha.
BC: QUIET in the court!
BC: And sixty-seven cents!
BC: I'll be the judge of that.
MK: WHAT?!?!
EM: I thought I was the bailiff?
{Bear glares at Ellie}
EM: Sorry, your royal heinie.
{The Boy and Momma chuckle}
BC: Let's hear the evidence!
EM: There isn't any.

BC: You are what I tell you you are!
EM: You know, she's kind of right.
BC: A hostile witness!
MK: Talk about judge, jury and executioner.
BC: Don't forget the tiara!
EM: But I don't want a tiara!
BC: NO! For me!
BC: Are you saying boys can't be princesses?
EM: I have just as many balls as you do.
BC: Irrelevant!
{Momma and The Boy chuckle}
EM: You mean catson? 
BC: WHAT?!?!
EM: Because you're not actually a person.
BC: FINE! I will!
BC: You can't!
EM: Why not?
EM: GOOD! Then I'll testify against you!
EM: Now you're being reasonable!
BC: No tuna farm.
EM: WHAT?!?! That's not fair!
BC: I'm not fair! I'm right!
EM: Then you're not honorable!
BC: Say that to my face!
BC: You ruined everything!
EM: No. You did that with your nonsense.
EM: Dumb@$!
EM: But no one ever calls you!
BC: Oh, shut up, Traitor McTraitor.
EM: Better than being a royal heinie.
MK: I think this court is over.
BC: NO! I didn't SAY it's over!
EM: You said you need a nap!


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  1. Laughing out loud at this post! Loved the Cat's Court petition.I'm not going to show it to my cat Toffee, I don't want her getting ideas, she's grumpy enough as it is!
    That's Purrfect
    Not So Sweet Toffee

  2. MOL! Order in the court Bear? Order a whole tasty chicken and call it even!

  3. Order in the court? I'll have a pastrami on rye, light mustard. Don't try to summons me for jury duty, I have already served this week. Good luck Judge Judy, uhh, I mean Judge Moody.

    1. Not exactly the kind of order I was referring too ... but if you'll share ... ~Bear Cat

  4. I think Bear and Ellie have outdone themselves! I think you, MK, and The Boy handled the case and the summons to Court masterfully! And Bear, no reason you can't be a Princess of you want to. I will send you one of my own tiaras. I see you are quite the Enforcer there at the BearCat Household. You may need to think about expansion of your judicial empire.

    1. I want to be on TV! I think it's only natural for a handsome guy like me! ~Bear Cat

  5. There are some fine feline lawyers out there, Bear and Ellie...if you really want to press your case!

    1. Bear's on his own! His last lawyer fired him! TWICE! ~Ellie Mae

  6. I'm sorry, Momma Kat. I wouldn't want to be judged by the most honorable Bear Cat Kat! Sounds like his court is a bit chaotic.

  7. I see the method in your madness, Bear.You get everyone so confused that in the end they won't know what they are agreeing to.

    1. Ummm, not that I'm calling you mad of course!

    2. He is though! But I think it was he who ended up most confused ;) ~Ellie Mae

  8. Mudpie is very happy she has first dibs on everything in this house!

  9. Awwww... two kittehs in a window. But I gotta say, I don't think I would want BC as a judge at any trial for me. :)

  10. What a great phone number! HAH! I'm glad you kept your street cred, Bear.

  11. Oh no, cat attorneys? What is this world coming to? Aren't regular lawyers enough? Such a clever post-let's hope justice prevails.😊

  12. Ellie might have gotten in the last word this time!! (sorry, Bear) :)

  13. This is just too funny. Thanks for making my mum laugh!

  14. Bwahaha! This is, as Momma Kat says, "forked up." But so, so hysterical! Thanks for making us laugh. :)

  15. I think this needs to go to the supreme court.

