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Camelocked Stocked: A King Arthur Review

So recently I got an opportunity to catch director Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword which stars Charlie Hunnam as The Once and Future King. The film can best be summed up as Camelocked Stocked and Two Smoking Barrels.


20 minutes into the film and I immediately understood why the movie has tanked at the box office and why it was panned by critics.

While it would be easy to point fingers for the film’s failure, the truth is on paper this film is a sure bet: a Guy Ritchie re-imagining of the Legend of Camelot with an acclaimed director and very talented actor as the lead.

While a most skilled director and I even say this as a fan, Ritchie has a distinct style of directing and storytelling and for many, it’s an acquired taste. I’ve noticed that in his other films. That’s not to say this film is bad because in truth it’s not. As far as retellings of King Arthur goes, this is actually one of the more solid ones. It’s a fun gritty and nuanced flick but it won’t go over with your average mainstream theater attendees who are becoming fewer and fewer.


The film was also in development purgatory for six years which didn’t help. Perhaps a fall or winter release would’ve resulted in better dividends.

The cast gave solid performances and mad props specifically to Jude Law who definitely delivered as the film’s Big Bad.


Critics pointed out one of the film’s major drawbacks are the dearth of significant female characters. This is a fair and valid point. While this King Arthur gets kudos for its progressive stance on humanizing and portraying female sex workers in a positive light, they and the other women were only minor players save for Arthur’s Merlinesque mentor, Mage.


Far be it for me to complain about a movie having too many men in it. Especially when said men are played by very attractive male actors: Eric Bana, Jude Law, Aidan Gillen, Djimon Hounsou, Daniel Stisen, Michael McElhatton, David Beckham just to name a few.

Is it hot in here or is it just them?


Now by no means am I suggesting that this flick is homoerotic but the last time I watched a movie with (virtually) no women and that many hunks wearing leather and engaging in rough trade, it starred one Colby Keller.


But that’s none of your business.

With that being said, the film definitely could’ve done with some more shirtless Charlie Hunnam scenes.



Just saying.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is worthy of a DVD rental.

Final grade: B-/C+

Regardless of whether or not you see this film, pick up the soundtrack immediately. Daniel Pemberton’s music is nothing short of majestic.

See what I did there?


  1. colby who? (does some internet search) yeah well that explains why i dont know him. i dont do pale faces. ethnic men only: 1. asian 2. middle eastern 3. latin 4. other 5. black in that order
    needless the say the only hottie in this film for me is tom wu aka kung fu george bka hundred eyes. too bad he had no shirtless scenes and was only in the film for like a total ten minutes despite being depicted in posters as part of team arthur (team excalibur?) but i digress.

    as for the movie i mostly agree with you and said pretty much the same in my review. the movie for me only had two problems (tonal and pace wise) but they were so major they kept taking me out of the film. it was like a roller coaster that interrupts the up and downs for a long stretch of flatland. everything was good (actors, writing, comedy, action, effects, camera work,) it just didnt all flow well with each other. i give it a 7 out of 10. not a must see, but you’ll have fun at home on a boring sunday with nothing else to watch and not over hyping it like i did

  2. I enjoyed it because as someone who has seen just about every major King Arthur film ever made, it wasn’t the same old rehashing of tired ideas. Arthur had his nobility, but he came by it on his own and in his own way.

    There are definitely moments when I was like “Wait what?” about things, but I don’t feel like I wasted my money seeing it in the theater.

  3. I have some issues with Guy Ritchie-this movie had a great cast but the story is not Arthur. I understand that some people like to do a “reimagining” of an old tale but at that point-just make it something new and original. With Sherlock Holmes, I had to think of it as “two hot guys and explosions in London” because, for me, it wasn’t Sherlock Holmes. I felt that with this as well.

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