
Jackie: Because your life was so awful!

Mrs. Clark: We have a life together.
Naomi: Mom, what kind of life is this?

I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.




Debbie: I thought we were cooler than our parents.
Harry: We're cool!

Naomi and Ethan. It's like they're addicted to each other.


I saw my dad kissing another woman.




I'm gonna save most of that emotional goodness for when I audition for The Hills... I do think I could be the next Spencer.


Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy.
Adrianna: You sound bitchy!

Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

My own dad is [cock] blocking me.


90210 Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes



It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?