Dec 7, 2011

'Cos I'm a model, ya know what I mean







SEE? Much Better - So Sexy!
~ Purrrrrr ~



Fashion? Fail.




  1. Oh no...

    Oh no no no no NO...

    This is awesome, but in a horrible way.

    And wow, I really need to work on my tanlines below my neck, mmmkay??

  2. Oh my gawd, you made me FAT! Well, compared to my usual sticks, you know.

    Every time I think I love you so damn hard, you go and make me love you HARDER.

  3. I get what you're saying and agree, but the really DO have cute kids clothes!

  4. @Lost

    Oh, you. You so sexy!


    Harder! Harrrrrddeerr, I say!!! I want it to hurt so good!


    For sure - it's the only reason I'd step foot in there - kids' clothing sales. End of.

  5. My boobs... LOOK AWESOME!!!!

    That is all.


  6. HahahahaHAHAHahahaA!
    So awesome. And I always knew I was meant to be a fashion model. *snigger*

    On a more serious note, I want to thank H&M for helping to perpetuate The Myth of Perfection. I'm sharing this post with my teenage daughters, and my 10 year old son - why not? As an example of what to watch out for as they are being sprayed with marketing BS. You can't protect them from it, but you can make them aware.

    I have spoken.

  7. Dibs on the scary pink haired zombie lady :p

  8. lol creepy. I think Lost is enjoying having boobs though. I've never purchased anything there and now I never will. Haha! The power of Cunt Dragon.

  9. For some reason I suddenly feel the urge to shove handfuls of lard into my face.

  10. Holy crap. You need to start a meme or something so we can all stick our pics on that Barbie doll-esque body. The airbrushing is insane--they look like some type of hairless, poreless, and thighless clones.

    And I liked H&M. Boo.

  11. That's so fucked up.
    Wonder who the marketing genius was who thought this plan up?

  12. Bleh... whats with the girl in the middle and her granny panties...

  13. originality is so totally overrated don't you know?? It's so much better to be consistent than realistic! It would be kind of fun to get to switch my hair color out everyday though..

  14. Pretty soon we won't know what's real and what's not!!


  15. Sub-Radar-Mike - I am not a zombie lady. I'm a frikkin Slave of Orion dammit.

  16. I don't like H&M. It's expensive and the clothes are silly.

  17. Aww now I think you're being harsh, there is an economic crisis going on, who can blame H&M for saving money on real models to pass their savings onto the consumer.

    Oh hang on, last time I went in their kids clothes had almost doubled in price!

    You should offer your services anyway, clearly your photoshopping is much better!

  18. How could you not put my head there? Oh, I feel left out! LOL

    Ugh, that droids thingy they're doing is just so wrong in so many levels.

  19. @Very Bored

    CLEARLY! They are far superior to must, to be honest! Ahem.


    Next time, darling ;)

  20. Ridiculous. Your models are way better. Who would think this is okay? What are we, robots?

  21. That's not right. It's hard enough to be a real woman, now we have to compete with droids? Fuck you H & M

  22. H&M is the perfect place to shop at if you need a "fancy" shirt that you're just going to throw out at the end of the night.

  23. Brandon always talks about himself as if he's fat. I see now that he's a liar after viewing his photo.

    This is ridiculous, but not surprising. I guess using these generated images is cheaper than playing people to put on your products.

  24. Ewwwwww! This freaks me out! I knew their clothes were crap, but I didn't realize their advertising was so disgusting.

