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IN DEFENSE OF SNARK! I've done research and most FUNNYORDIE ancestors were court jesters and bon vivants that escaped the guillotine, gas chamber and/or bar room brawls with a few choice words. Hence, survival by wit is bred into our genes and a skill we must maintain against all odds. It is like the sea turtle that instinctively knows what it must do to survive. We too, instinctively break out of the egg of typical modern stupidity and make our way, through wit and clever societal insight, to that of the ocean of intelligence, truth and higher philosophical values. For to Dish the Dirt and post satirical videos is not just to Snark. It is to uphold the very values upon which this country was founded. Therefore, ask not if we were picked upon but why we pick and who we pick for.