Opportunity knocked and then punched me in the face.

It was just for a minute, I thought he would be OK.

Nick: That's the way I feel about you.
Andy: What, that my words get more magical?
Nick: No, that you do.


Don't feel threatened. I brought my own calligraphy pen.

Andy: Well, maybe your girlfriend.

You don't want to talk, we don't have to. Stop treating me like your personal punching bag. Please.

I have never doubted your ability to do this job, ever.

Marlo: You know what I hate most in the world.
Andy: Kittens? Laughter?
Marlo: Two girls standing in a room shouting about a guy who's not even there.

Andy: That I can picture.

Andy: We're really good friends still.
Monica: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Andy: Anything in the trunk.
Gail: No, just a teenage boy.
Andy: What?

Rookie Blue Quotes

Please don't make me shoot you, this is my first day.

Andy McNally

You've already left me twice and if you ever get shot and die I'll never forgive you.