Celebrity Surveillance

Celebrity Surveillance

Everything you never needed to know about the stars among us

60-year age difference and it didn't work out?

I know. Whodda thunk?

Hugh Hefner, 85, was dumped by his very-soon-to-be-but-not-anymore-wife Crystal Harris, 25. They were set to marry on Saturday in what would've been Hef's third marriage.

Why the split? Well, you know, besides the painfully obvious ones? Well, TMZ, who broke the story, is saying that Crystal wanted - and I quote - "a bigger allowance." According to their source, she was "fed up with the couple hundred dollars" she got each week from Playboy.

And shockingly (I know, the hits keep coming, right?) she is very focused on launching a music career. She felt like she couldn't be married to Hef and have a successful career in the music biz.

I have to say, I actually am pretty surprised by this turn of events. He wasn't going to have her sign a prenup and HE IS 85 YEARS OLD! You stuck it out this long, Crystal! Couldn't wait a couple more years?

***UPDATE*** CONVENIENTLY ENOUGH, Crystal's first single "Club Queen" dropped on iTunes today.

***UPDATE NO. 2*** Crystal has allegedly been hooking up with Dr. Phil's songwriter son Jordan McGraw.

***UPDATE NO. 3*** I hope Hef and Holly get back together.