Overwhelming dislike - based on 10 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 10
  2. Negative: 9 out of 10
  1. Reviewed by: Aaron Hillis
    With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
  2. Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
  3. The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line.
  4. Reviewed by: Mike Hale
  5. Reviewed by: Tom Russo
    Lowbrow vampire spoof.
  6. Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy.
  7. Reviewed by: Adam Markovitz
    It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie."
  8. Reviewed by: Cliff Doerksen
    The current vogue for all things vampiric is ripe for a satirical drubbing, but this repulsive comedy is part of the problem, not the solution.
  9. Reviewed by: Steven Hyden
    Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device.
User Score

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 36 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 8
  3. Negative: 5 out of 8
  1. ChrisS.
    Dec 6, 2009
    If you want to see this abomination of a movie, then get a group of random people, dress them up as vampires and have them do stupid and childish things like crotch kicks, farting, and run someone over with a car because that's basically what this movie is like. Full Review »
  2. smokyb
    Dec 6, 2009
    Pitiably bad ... and I AM in college. You don't need to be "young at heart" to enjoy this dreck; you need to be devoid of any brain cells and completely unaware of any of its filmic forebears. The jokes were old in 1985, something that isn't necessarily horrible if you have the actors to pull them off and the writers who can put SOME kind of freshening up in them. In this movie? Not so much. To say this vampire movie "sucked" is to offer a better joke than any that appeared in this travesty. Full Review »
  3. Steve
    Dec 6, 2009
    What has a way-overdone cliché that expired ages ago has to do with imagination? Nothing.