Horrible Cologne Mails Body Parts To ReportersAXE Body Spray, the cologne of choice for rapists and lonely teens, scandalized the entire nation of India last month when it started running its ads there showing a man made of chocolate who walks around being eaten by women. It was all to promote their chocolate scent, to which I hope never to be exposed. Here in America, where reporters are more jaded, the company had to take more drastic measures to get attention: Horrible Cologne Mails Body Parts To Reporters A life-sized chocolate arm, sent to reporters. Sadly, broke reporters will actually be forced to eat it. [LA Weekly]