Monday, June 18, 2012

Kola hates Kimora


For four years (starting 3 weeks after Kimora Lee Simmons 'faux' West African wedding to actor Djimon Hounsou in the country of Benin)....I took part in an adulterous affair with Ms. Simmons' man.  I can honestly say that I slept with her husband more than she did the last four years.

It should also be noted that I had a sexual relationship with Mr. Hounsou many, many years prior to the 'marriage', before he even knew Ms. Simmons.


Today is June 14th, 2012. But a few months affair with Djimon caused so much strife within their coupling that Djimon Hounsou walked out on Ms. Simmons. (To be fair, financial issues also played a significant role, though I am not privy to information on that.  I just know that Kimora deeply wounded Djimon one day by calling him a 'broke nigga'--he told me and my adoptive Black American mother, Claudine Johnson, about it in late January).

I'm not sure what day exactly Djimon walked out for the final time (he had actually stayed gone from home a few times before the walk out)....but I do know that I was overjoyed...and not in the way you are expecting.

First of all....after Djimon left Kimora....I made it clear that I would never sleep with him again. Just as you saw published in my interview with the NY DAILY NEWS...I informed him that the only reason I had sex with him was to get revenge on Kimora.  With their breakup, I didn't (and don't) want it anymore.

And let me make this perfectly clear---I would never sleep with any other woman's husband just for recreation. Only Kimora's. I myself was married for 10 years to an absolutely wonderful man, a Black Man who treated me (and still treats me and our sons) like royalty.  So I identify with the wife's role just as strongly as Kimora knows the golddigging homewrecker role--don't forget she's wrecked many homes in her day.

This affair with Djimon was about revenge for me, Kola.  I liked picturing her face (she looks like that winking snail at Benihana Restaurant) just as Djimon made me climax.  It filled me with such cheer and joy to know that every time she kissed her husband--she would be kissing my privates.  And for four years that's exactly what Kimora kissed, my privates. But then again, being that Kimora is strongly bisexual...I'm sure that tid-bit isn't phasing her.

Why did I want revenge on Kimora? That is coming up in this statement later. But for now, just be aware that I have NO REMORSE...none whatsoever...and that it was my intention to see Kimora's marriage fail.

The American media giving me this opportunity to publicly humiliate her is just icing on the cake.  I didn't expect this at all.

Be aware that despite Russell's denials (Russell Simmons, her mega-rich slimy turtle without a shell MOGUL ex-husband whose name she still uses instead of Djimon's)...and despite Kimora's and Djimon's denials that they have broken up...let me tell you....they HAVE!!

They are split; kaput; done. It doesn't matter how many Photo Ops they stage or how many walks to Chuck E. Cheese they take with their children so everyone can photograph them smiling, their marriage is over.
I'm sure people see me as shockingly evil...scary, jealous, disturbing...'what a bitch' people say. But in true Kola fashion, I don't give a shit.

I didn't want to give an official statement. I wanted to fade out of this unpleasant story--but after Djimon gave a statement calling me a liar, I felt forced to leave my own version of events. Please do not send me any emails or letters about "Karma" or "the lord."


I have lived and survived a life that is literally unbelievable and irrevocably traumatizing.  I am a damaged person. But I am also the most open and honest human being that I know.

When you call someone a liar, they have the right to tell their side of the story. To leave a record of their position, despite your prejudice and animosity against them.  Though the newspapers have written quite a bit about me "breaking up Kimora's Un-marriage"....I have not given a formal statement detailing the facts as I see them until now.

I am not doing this to keep shit going...I am doing this because Djimon Hounsou's scared *I have to protect my image* self gave a statement calling me a liar (though he never mentioned me by name, that is what he did).

Because Djimon gave a statement, I now have to give a detailed rebuttal.  If he had not talked about me, I would not be still talking about him and Kimora.

My hope is that after this Formal Statement, I will be done feuding with Djimon, Kimora and Russell Simmons and they will not mention my name or cause me to get back in the speeding lane with them. Regardless of how much power they think they have....I, the unknown entity, am more powerful than all of them. There is a name for women like Kimora Lee Simmons---not ---that I'd use it outside of a kennel.

Which means I'm going to refrain from calling my dear sister the "B" word today. In honor of Kimora's brand of fake sisterhood and hyperbole Fabulosity...I'm going to try and be less vicious than I've typically been on Twitter.

I did not contact the media to tell my involvement with Djimon---they contacted me. The NY Daily News, National Enquirer, People magazine and several others came looking for me.  The reason they came looking for me was because *Witnesses* at several Los Angeles area hotels, limousine services and other establishments responded to a story in the NY DAILY NEWS about Djimon walking out on Kimora over 'financial problems.' Those witnesses told the media: "No you're wrong--he's got a girlfriend on the side."

(**Keep in mind that I also had other boyfriends around the country (the world actually), not just Djimon).

At that point, the NY DAILY NEWS began trying to track me down.  I did not contact them or in any way entice anyone into knowing my personal business with Djimon.

Once they did contact me, I still ignored them for a few days....until Princess Kimora pissed me off by having her "Spokeswoman" put my name in some kind of Press Release saying "We don't know her!" to the various news organizations.

It went on the local radio and I was so peeved that I decided to tell my side of the story. Every newspaper involved can tell you that I did not originally want to speak on this story and that I originally ignored them until Kimora's Spokeswoman put my name in it.

When I finally did tell my story to the newspapers---they did not take my word for it.   The media doesn't work like that. They have to fact check in some manner in order to report something.

They interviewed other people about Djimon and myself....employees at hotels, limousine services and other establishments who TOLD THEM that they had seen me and Djimon together (with my skirt hiked up and me giggling) *sporadically* for the last 4 years. I refuse to provide what few TEXT MESSAGES and voice mails that I have.

But the only reason my story was published in NY DAILY NEWS and other major newspapers is because they had significant witness information indicating beyond 'legal doubt' that I was telling the truth. So they published it. I didn't want to hurt Djimon and I still don't. But by the same token--nobody's going to hurt Kola either.

After the "Kola Boof sex affair" angle was inserted into to previously published reports of Djimon and Kimora's breakup and the internet blew up with vitriolic hatred for me, "The Jump-off Home Wrecker"....and after Djimon denounced me as a liar;  I announced that I would be posting my own official statement.

I was served an unexpected shock...everyone wanted to stop me from delivering today's Official Statement...even to the point of offering money! The Vice President of Djimon's birth country (Benin) contacted me...and Russell Simmons, Kimora's powerful ex-husband began harassing and smearing my name. I am including here now a small portion of what Mathurin Nago, the Vice President of Benin ordered me to do.

Vice President of Benin's message:
Mathurin Nago:
"...Daughter, you and Djimon are both Africans. It's not right for you to destroy your brother's legacy of hard works.  We do not have another world class movie star but Djimon Hounsou. He is the symbolic lion of the continent on screens across the world. You are a young lady and your place should be in support of your brothers. But you have attacked Wale, the gifted musician for not showcasing African women in his videos and you now disgrace yourself and Djimon with disclosures of bedroom vice. You must take such things to the grave Daughter and not make public disgrace of yourself and Africa. Your place is at your brother's feet, but you have been ill-raised by the Americans. It is their fault. I say with love that you are wrong to go forward with a public statement Thursday. If you have any respect for me like you say you do, I forbid you to tear down your brother and his hard works. Take these incidents of vice to the grave."
As a Nilotic African woman, I cannot deny that I was very affected by Mr. Nago's words. In fact, it still affects me. But I feel very strongly that I have a right to give my press statement...and that my reputation and word is just as important as that of my brothers.

I was Djimon Hounsou's "hooni-hoosi-hole" for 4 years. His nickname for me was "Tight Stuff." That is what he affectionately called me.

I liked our sexual encounters just as much as he did.  My thing was finding places to fuck outdoors (naked in just heels; I have my own ranch & lake with woods)...*this always terrified Djimon but he did it anyway....and Djimon's thing was getting intense blow jobs; rough face-banging to the bottom of my throat to be exact.

Djimon told me that Kimora was not sexually pleasing for him.  He said she had been a real livewire before they got 'ritually married', but once they settled into life at home, she became boring and lazy about pleasing him.

Not to be cruel...but in the marriage...Djimon was really just an unemployed actor whose best career move had been becoming a glorified assistant and Nanny to Kimora and Russell.

He was not really the African King, but the ego-busted PROP for Kimora's P.R. about her perfect life and family.  So yes, Kimora was very lazy about taking care of Djimon's very ferocious sexual appetite.

The one thing that Kimora DID DO that I was unable to do sexually---is provide threesomes with other women.  She often treated him to one of her lesbian "babes" and Djimon really liked that a lot and tried to pressure me to do it but I refused. I told him that I would do it with two guys in the bed--but not two girls.  I have to be the only woman in a sex act. Still, I was Djimon's "look forward to" piece.

Djimon told me that Kimora's vagina was like "bubblegum" and that his penis kept falling out during intercourse.  He also complained of hygiene issues as she is widely known to go without showering for days and lounge around in Sweat suits funky and oyster-smelling without a care.

I am vaginally infibulated an African ritual that has great meaning to African men and to all men who like tight tiny pussy.

To be clear "vaginal infibulation" (which has been the horrific nightmare of my entire life) is not Circumcision or Clitoris removal. *I have my clitoris. But at birth, they undo the vagina's inner muscles and reconfigure them to be unnaturally tight---they then sew the vagina shut until your wedding day.

On that wedding day, they give the bride a set of rings...and the groom a small razor to cut you open with.  You then spend about a month being de-virginized by the groom.

In my case, because my parents were murdered and UNICEF placed me in a home with a Black American family--I lost my virginity to a Black American "Boule Octoroon" from Howard University, my English tutor at age 17.

It took a month for Truce to fully penetrate me and have "stroking" intercourse with me. Djimon and I were supposed to "cheat" just once...but I used my expertise at sex to manipulate and control him.

We are both Sexual Athletes, but  Djimon is very innocent.  He's like that immigrant kid you show how to use the water fountain.  Just so naive and easy to manipulate. And to get back at Kimora, that is what I was doing.  In no time, Djimon told me that he was once again addicted to my pussy, my 44 double D all natural breasts and my ability to endure "face-banging" (we'd had a relationship years before).  He also loves tall women and I am taller than Kimora.

Our affair began. We saw ourselves as 'buddies.' Nothing romantic; but very much like basketball buddies or something.  There is a definite affection.

WHY You Pissed At Kimora?
Kimora now claims I'm a delusional liar; an insecure "Pity" case. But I've known her for years! I taught Kimora how to play Spades and Bid Wiss (two games that my lack American adoptive mother and I like to play all the time).

>When I first knew Kimora, I really liked that she was tall like me and I liked her energy.  She was a little 'superior' (thought she was better than the people of the Black community she exploited & got famous
off).  But I originally liked her and wanted to be friends. I thought (and still think) that she's beautiful, smart, funny and very positive spirited.  But then

There is much here that I don't want to say. But Kimora has a thing for "Pregnant women."  It's a fettish.  She likes to give head to women once they've reached their fifth or sixth month of pregnancy. I couldn't take an experience like that.  And that is all I'm going to say on that.

And I am in no way against Lesbians, Gays, Transgendered or any people with what society considers "Alternative lifestyles" ---because I don't consider those to be alternative lifestyles; to me they are natural and
normal expressions of human sexuality.  I love my lesbian sisters and in no way am I saying that other women shouldn't enjoy that.

Many have claimed that comments I've made about Kimora on Twitter are Racist against The Foon (Asians).  This is so not true. I love all Human beings of every type.  Every type of person is welcome in my life and in my home. But that doesn't mean I want to give up being Black and African to become those other people. So when I talk about Kimora in terms of her benefitting from Black people's colorism or when I make insults about her looks saying for instance "the winking snail at Benihana"...I am not referencing her
race as an Asian woman.  I love all races.

I hate to talk about the "breakdown" that occurred between me and Kimora years ago, because it was literally the most oxygen-less moment in all of the suffering of my life. I get a heavy brick in my chest whenever I remember it.

I had to be operated on for Brain Cancer (and by the way--this is not a new "story" as some people have claimed; at least 100 people in the Book Industry were privy to the fact that I had brain cancer, over 50 people came to visit me at Loma Linda hospital; so this is in no way a new disclosure. People knew I had brain cancer).

What can I tell you? It was a horrid experience. But nothing was more lethally painful or dangerous than going into an operation with KIMORA telling me only an hour before that she had "slept with my man" and that he (my man) would not be there for me when I woke up--because he was leaving the country with her for a vacation.  Right before being whisked into BRAIN SURGERY!!

There's a lot that I always leave out of this story.  There's a child involved and I don't want to reveal that dimension.  But someday when I do die, that story will be coming out Kimora.  Just be glad that I'm nice enough to leave it out right now.  In fact, be glad this entire PRESS STATEMENT is so "mild" --because deep down, I don't want to destroy Djimon's image career or destroy you in the public's eye; which would affect your children.

It's one thing to lose your fake marriage...but quite another to be exposed as other less likeable things that could affect your life achievement and ability to provide for your children. Though I did you dirt by screwing Djimon all through your fake marriage; my dirt towards you is still much less severe.

I could have seriously died in that surgery or been completely brain damaged.The TRAUMA of being told such cruel news right before the cutting could have left my children motherless. And again, I'm not going to mention the other child--the one I miscarried and the circumstances surrounding that.

But let it be known that I have never forgiven Kimora.  And I never will. She hurt my life with her selfishness and her inability to see me as more than a 'Colored Side-kick' there to prop up her Princess role.

She is just...amazingly "unaware" of what she is and what she does to people.  She neither cares nor remembers. And I will never forgive you for that Kimora.

Try all you want to convince people that I'm some lunatic "jealous black bitter chick" who just randomly chose a B-List movie actor and his FAB >celeb wife to target with made up stories and abuse.

Why didn't I pick a bigger star, Kimora, like Denzel Washington or Will Smith? I mean...why wouldn't I pick celebrities that could get me some REAL publicity since you seem to think this scandal is making me popular and beloved? Wow. You are such the grand selfish American LADY.

But right, you don't know Kola and all of this is happening for "no reason" an award winning bestselling author *who you don't know* and is just Black, ugly and jealous of you for being a Princess who's FAB.

Remember that day on Rodeo Drive when I slapped the living shit out of you Kimora??  Remember how you ran across the street in your pink sweat suit screaming, "Call the the police!" because your face was stinging like ACID was in it?

I am so glad I did that.  I think of that moment often and it gives me great comfort knowing I slapped you like an Old Southern Black Church woman would do it.

You are so lucky that I don't want to destroy Djimon's career or cause unnecessary damage to your children's lives by posting all the ammunition that I could be posting. But it's not worth it. I wouldn't gain anything and it would hurt me to see Djimon and the kids hurt.  And right before Father's Day, too. It's not worth it to me to hurt them that deeply. But you, I don't care about.

You got so indignant Kimora last year when my novel "The Sexy Part of the Bible" came out and everyone kept telling you that the lead character SeaHorse Twee was based on Djimon.

You got angry and called Djimon "Crispy ass" after my friend Bilal sent Djimon an email saying if there's a movie made of the novel, Djimon would have to play SeaHorse. Well not only is the character of SeaHorse "inspired" by Djimon, Kimora. But the fiery sex between Eternity and SeaHorse is basically the sex life of me and your man.

And pages 138 through 141 of the book is all about your sorry ass Kimora. It's about that little argument you and Djimon had over the baby's hair texture and Djimon wishing for a nappier texture. Haha! Remember that? Well Page 138 to 141 is for you. Read it and see just what Djimon REALLY thinks of you.  I'm sure it's part of why he walked out.

And I'm not even going to ignore the PLASTIC SURGERY you started having in late March (because Djimon walked on you).  Others who saw you just a few days ago in Vegas probably noticed your newly "gaunt" face--sucked of its Subcutaenous fat and pitched with "makeshift" cheekbones.  Too bad you waited for Big D to leave to lose weight and get the plastic surgery, but it's so ....noticeable.  Girl, between you and Vivica Fox I just don't know.

So here we are with Russell Simmons and the legal papers you sent. And Russell's threats and smear campaigns...attempting to stop me from posting this Statement.

Russell Simmon's Threats
Yesterday June 13th 2012, in an attempt to stop this Official Statement, Kimora Lee Simmons sent me legal documents that appeared to be a lawsuit for 'mental cruelty' (against her).

There was also a blue backed "lawyer threat" asking me to stop talking about the couple on Twitter or in public--or else. I told Kimora that I was not intimidated and that would kick her ass in court.

This was followed by representatives of "DADDY RUSSELL" (Russell Simmons) trying to cut deals with me not to post a statement and to just "fade out." Kimora suddenly wasn't sure if she wanted to sue me after all. Money and giftswere mentioned.

Before that, when this thing first broke, those same folks offering money and gifts had been hinting that Russell might do a "Suge Knight" on me and that I'd better be afraid for my life.  I told them that I could arrange to have Russell killed as well and let's go for it--pit my Arab-African army against Russell's booty-bust'n EBT Card army.

Luckily, we became friendlier and pay-off offers replaced the macho murder talk. >Just hours ago, the NY DAILY NEWS published an article about the back forth "deals offered" and Kimora's wishy-washy lawsuit plans:  Link:  Kimora to sue Kola?

As a writer (and all writers are starving right now)...I could use the money.  But I have chosen instead to have my say...because though some people just won't believe my side of the story no matter what I do; I want it known that I didn't go out the door allowing Djimon to dismiss me as a liar.  I want it known that I stood my ground and spoke for myself, regardless of public favoritism for him and Kimora.  And that he got some cat scratches out of this.

To convince the media and others that I'm "insane"....Russell Simmons had his tentacles to start sending out information about my history with Mental Institutions. I was born Naima Bint Harith in Omdurman, Sudan.

At age 6, after I saw my parents murdered in front of me, I was sent to my Egyptian grandmother (my birth father's mother) Najet in Kom Ombo.  My grandmother got permission from the Mullahs to put me up for adoption because my skin was "too dark."  My grandmother Najet even informed me, a 6 year old child, that the Kolbookeks has spent 120 years breeding the Black out of our family--and she didn't want me bringing it back in.  She said she couldn't pass me as the Dinka maid's child, because I had the exact face of the Kolbookek family--just dipped in cocoa.

I cannot tell you how devastating this was for me as a 6 year old.  By the time UNICEF found me a home with Black Americans in Washington D.C. (my loving adoptive parents Marvin & Claudine taking over); I was an extremely damaged little girl. From age 8 to 19, I became an "out patient" Psychiatric Care case.  I also wet the bed from age 8 to 19.

Russell Simmons made it a point to use the facts about me being treated by the Psychiatric Ward at John Hopkin's hospital from age 8 to 19 to make it look as though I'm mentally insane.

For many it has worked and there's nothing I can do. Despite my achievements as an author of 10 books published in 8 countries, people all over the internet keep referring only my "brain surgery" and history of mental childhood mental illness as factors in why I shouldn't express myself or have a say.  I think it's despicable and he's a "Turtle without a shell pillow-biting asswipe."

I never loved Osama...I survived Osama and was held by him against my will. Somehow, the general public has never bothered to read up on our history. They just assume I was his **willing** girlfriend who loved him. That's camel shit!

They use terms like "Dating" (when there's no such thing as dating in the Arab world).  They don't realize that I originally denied being involved with him until the London Guardian outed me as his "mistress" and the U.S. government threatened me and my children with deportation.

I was later deemed to be "innocent" by the U.S. government when Prince Ruspoli (the owner of the estate where Osama Bin Laden kept me) told the U.S. government that I was there against my will as a 'sex slave.'

Amazingly, people don't bother to know what they're talking about and demonize as some loving willing partner of Osama's. I did not love him. I survived him.  I'm glad he's dead and I'm grateful for President Obama making the world a better place by killing Osama.

People keep claiming that Kimora is more beautiful than me. They specifically say that I am "too dark" and  ugly...that I look like a man (I happen to love 'Trannies' though I'm not one)....and that no Black man would want me. But notice my home, purchased by a wonderful Black ex-husband, is bigger than Kimora's. I live in a $3 million dollar house on the ranch my ex-husband bought me and have my own private lake.

When it comes to beauty----Americans (and especially Black Americans) don't know what the hell they're talking about.  They think anyone who doesn't have light skin or look Eurocentric or Spaniard or Asian automatically goes on the bottom.  They also think beauty is the only thing men want.

They forget that Prince Charles dumped beautiful Diana to marry Camilla Parker Bowles.  They forget that President Clinton had an affair with a Fat not all that glamorous Monica Lewinsky. They forget about Arnold Swarzenegar and his frumpy stressed Maid.  Just a few examples of why beauty doesn't mean shit if a woman has other powers.

I don't give a damn what the Americans (and especially the Black Americans) try to tell me Beauty is.  They came out of my Black ass, I didn't come out of theirs.

I don't have the kind of money Kimora has. But I am a dark skinned BEAUTIFUL Black Egyptian-Sudanese woman and I have had just as many powerful, rich famous men as Kimora has had and the home my husband purchased for me and our two boys is far more impressive than Kimora's.  So let the anonymous internet surfers with their broke McDonald-employed asses and biracial but still aint got a man selves call me "dark ugly man-looking ape"....whatever. The fact is, I came a very long way from a barefoot little orphan in war torn Sudan.  My challenges and illnesses have been great...but like a classic Black African woman...I made a way out of no way.  I triumphed.

I have never wanted to hurt Djimon Hounsou or his children.  It's his racist who sleeps Black selfish money obsessed wife I can't stand. For those reasons, at the last minute (and because of public pressure, I admit to a degree)...I decided to go easy on him in my statement.

I have not accepted any of the money deals the NY DAILY NEWS mentioned. It's just that I have nothing to gain by jeopardizing Djimon's career or humiliating him and his children.

And let it be known that I have not lied in any way about my sexual experience with Djimon Hounsou. He is the one who lied in his press statement. But I understand his desperation for damage control and his need to protect his career and his image. What else can he do but deny it?

Meanwhile, I am very happy! Djimon's marriage is over and though Kimora will get him to do some "Photo Ops" pretending that all is fine--I and the media know they're not together and that I achieved my goal.

Please don't lose sight of the fact that Kimora is disgraced by the fact that a BLACK WOMAN is being publicized as breaking up her marriage--something that really embarrasses her because she's part of Hollywood and the Superior Mixed Race women clique that Black America holds as the Gold standard of their self-hatred and erasure.  Women like Kimora consider losing their men to a Black woman to be the same as finding out he's gay. So this is a big thing for Kimora. The fact that I'm an African woman and the news is reporting I broke up her marriage.  She doesn't want this on her record. Her friends are going to be laughing at her and throwing it in her face when they get mad with her.

My intention is to not say anything about Djimon and Kimora from here on out. I would really like peace and to get back to MY life with my own man. I will leave you with this quote that a very hateful colorstuck Black American man Tweeted to me last night:

"Kola Boof is so evil. She's your typical dark ass bitter bitch. She just will not be defeated!"

I say to all the Black Queens on the CHESS BOARD...let's give birth to a better son and not these losers who can't produce Black babies and have a psychotic desire to breed our people off the face of the earth.