﻿Captain Bloody Bones Drac Von Stoller Copyright 2011 by: Drac Von Stoller Smashwords Edition Captain Johnny Bones loved to sail the seven seas with some of the roughest shipmates that ever sailed. Captain Johnny Bones ship was called Bloody Bones because every ship that crossed Captain Johnny Bones path would be hammered with cannon fire and when Captain Johnny Bones got through with the crew there was nothing left but "Bloody Bones"  When Captain Johnny Bones and his shipmates came aboard they stole all the gold aboard and would slit every crew member's throats aboard and watch their juggler vein squirt blood on the other dead bodies they were laid upon. Just before Captain Johnny Bones and his men would climb aboard their ship Bloody Bones, they would roast the dead men's hearts over their burning bodies and eat their hearts to show that Captain Johnny Bones and his men were the toughest Pirates in the sea.  Very few men in Captain Johnny Bones ship would ever back talk Captain Johnny Bones because if they did they would either walk the plank or have their heads cut off and a rope would be threaded through both ears then tied above their head and the long end of the rope would be tied to the rail and the head would hang a couple of feet along the side of the ship. When other Pirates dare come along side of Captain Johnny Bone's ship and see all of the severed heads along the side of the ship that was enough to make any pirate ship retreat and head back home. Captain Johnny Bone's had a big ego and would love to attack any ship in its path friendly or not. Regardless if another pirate ship was nearby it was certain Captain Johnny Bone's would fire upon that ship so there was no avoiding the Bloody Bones ship. Captain Johnny Bones like to let his crew board the enemy ship and completely subdue them and then one of his men would wave a shirt on a stick for Captain Johnny Bones to come aboard and enter the enemies Captains quarters where his men would have the Captain tied to a chair. Captain Johnny Bones would slit the Captains neck then cut the Captains heart out and eat it and while blood was dripping down his mouth shout out to his men and say "Who is the roughest and toughest pirate of the sea." His men would answer "Captain Johnny Bones."  One of Captain Johnny Bone's men shouted out "Captain Johnny Bones why don't you change your name to Captain Bloody Bones because you are the most blood thirsty pirate of them all."  Captain Johnny Bones said "I like it, I like it." As the men gathered up the enemy's gold all the dead man’s bodies were placed in a pile and set on fire and their hearts were cut out and eaten by Captain Bloody Bones and his men.  Captain Bloody Bones and his men ruled the seas for many years until most of Captain Bloody Bone's men started dying from eating all those bloody hearts.  Captain Bloody Bone's crew was down to a mere seven men including Captain Bloody Bones and to find men as rough and tough as his crew was. His chance of finding anyone else was slim to none.  Captain Bloody Bones and his men were sitting ducks out in the lonely sea.  Captain Bloody Bone’s ship was sailing through the lonely sea for months without an enemy in sight.  Captain Bloody Bones usually fought other pirate ships weekly but since Captain Bloody Bone's wasn't feared anymore ships would pass by and laugh.  The end was near for Captain Bloody Bones and his men because a new pirate named Captain Sever Tooth wanted Captain Bloody Bones and his ship sunk. Captain Sever Tooth got his name because whenever his men would take a ship over and its gold Captain Sever Tooth would cut out the enemy's teeth while they were still alive for souvenirs. The next day as the not so rough and toughest pirates of the sea were looking for an easy ship to take over happen to cross paths with Captain Sever Tooth's ship. Captain Sever Tooth and his crew outnumbered Captain Bloody Bone's men three to one so Captain Bloody Bones and his men didn't stand a chance because at least three out of the seven men of Captain Bloody Bone's men were deathly ill.  Looks like the end of the road for Captain Bloody Bones and his men. Captain Sever Tooth's ship fired upon Captain Bloody Bone's ship rendering it useless. Captain Sever Tooth boarded Captain Bloody Bone's ship and killed all six men in front of Captain Bloody Bones.  Captain Bloody Bones watched as Captain Sever Tooth's men cut out Captain Bloody Bone's men’s teeth while they lay there screaming in agony and there's nothing Captain Bloody Bones could do but watch. "Well, Well I finally get to meet the roughest and toughest blood thirsty pirate of the sea .Guess what, looks like you're not so tough after all Captain Sissy Bones. Looks like my men did a good job finishing off the rest of your crew and I've got six more sets of teeth to add to my collection. Did I just say six I meant to say seven sets of teeth. I didn't mean to leave you out Captain Sissy Bones sorry I meant to say Captain Johnny Bones because the Captain always goes down with his ship just like you will once I remove your teeth said Captain Sever Tooth.”  Captain Sever Tooth's men held Captain Bloody Bones down on the deck and cut out Captain Bloody Bone's teeth and then gathered all of Captain Bloody Bone's gold from his ship Bloody Bones. Captain Sever Tooth set Captain Bloody Bone's ship The Bloody Bones on fire then climbed back aboard their ship Sever Tooth and watched Captain Bloody Bones ship and all of its men sink to the bottom of the sea.  Captain Sever Tooth and his men would be the most feared pirate's of the sea for many years to come until the next roughest and toughest pirate ship would cross their path and take over the sea just like many pirates before them.