1. ThisWillHurt

    “I wonder what the unattractive people are doing tod- Why is that funny?”

  2. thespiral

    Wait, isn’t the appeal of 18-year-olds supposed to be that they DON’T have varicose veins, stretchmarks, wrinkles and sagging jowls? Doug got himself the worst of both worlds: a shriveled old hag with the personality and intellect of a brain-damaged child. I’ve got him in my suicide watch pool.

  3. Motorboat Captain

    Shauna Sand’s looking good for her age.

  4. Forget the really bad boob job, GET MAKEUP that matches your fake tan!!

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