Yet another Jew trick

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“The allegation that I am anti-Semitic is the biggest lie since the Holocaust!”

Yet another Jew trick ( or the so called Simon trick ) is a common theory created to explain the many failures of modern society. The theory basically states that for every action in the universe, there is probably an evil Jew nearby trying to:

  • Profit from it
  • Gain power from it
  • Use it to consume the blood of Christian babies.

The first Jew trick









The first "another" Jew trick


Or can it?








Perhaps They're Most Outragious Trick Yet!

Perhaps the greatest scam ever concocted in the history of man, H'Tanak is nothing less than the very blueprint for all like it that followed all the way down to Communism in modern times!

In these "holy" scriptures, the Hebrews, up till now just some innocuous, if slightly pesky nomadic tribes indistinguishable from any of the other dozen or so like themselves scattered in dells throughout Canaan, began to elevate their stature with incredulously ornate profusions ripped-off of the Enuma Elish, The Code of Hammurabi and the Zend Avesta, designed to link it's authors with the royalty of Mesopotamia and even the divine pantheon itself!

The God Enki ("Ea" in Akkadian) is not only the only one in Anu's standing, but is infact wholy synonymous with Anu (pre-curser to The Trinity doctrine?), and in place of his only son Marduk/Assur is non-other than a Hindu fellow named "Abraham" (clearly a nod to the first Jews' Persian hosts). Akhnaton becomes a Hebrew national leader "Moses", David and his progeny become "monarchs" inhabiting a "vast kingdom" that just happened to slowly decline until eventually being destroyed by the Assyrians as a reminder to stay extra-vigilent and hold-fast to one's nationalism. And most importantly, The Nation of Israel are "God's Chosen", and the priests are THE Chosen amongst "The Chosen", who get first dibs off of everybody's GDP and war loot every Saturday.

This project was of such a literally epic proportion that it probably took more than a century to write-down, and once this had been completed, there were so many divergences between the different versions that after the sacking of Jerusalem by Rome, they eventually decided to throw their hands up in the air and proclaim that it was ALL true until proven false (this may have led to the creation of quantum physics).

How a Jew trick works




Stealing your gold



  • Make movies.
  • Sell you to slave traders.

Eat your Christian babies




How to protect against Jew tricks


The easiest way to protect yourself against Jews is to make a small charitable donation every year to a terrorist organization of your choice. The terrorist organizations will then perform an annual Jew clean-up on your behalf.



Humane methods for handling Jews





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