Adorable Pentagon Wants Wikileaks to Return All of Its Stolen Documents

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The Pentagon is "demanding" that rogue supranational website WikiLeaks "turn over its entire trove of classified U.S. government documents and delete them from its website and records." The Pentagon says it hopes Wikileaks will "do the right thing," despite all evidence indicating that Wikileaks considers "the right thing" to be leaking classified documents. The Pentagon figures it was worth a shot. This was just one idea the Pentagon had; there are plenty of others. [AP]