View Full Version : At Some Point You Have To Give Up the "Daisy Dukes"

09-05-2006, 02:52 PM




1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends


09-05-2006, 05:11 PM
AMEN...... I find it not only easier to dress my age but it seems that a lot of people like me when I'm dressed in the clothes I prefer anyway!

09-05-2006, 11:16 PM
Hahahahah that is too funny...she has some cottage cheese going on there.


09-06-2006, 06:22 AM
OMG...somebody get grandma some clothes!!! ASAP!!!! LOL...thanks that's hilarious