Ruler-Backscratcher Combo Is the Greatest Office Innovation Since the Sticky Note

I haven't touched a wooden ruler since I was old enough to safely use a retractable tape measure, but I'll be making room for one again in my office supplies drawer now that Mustard has added fingers for backscratching.

It's still listed as "Coming Soon" so for the time being you're going to have to keep making do with letter openers and cutlery. But when the Comfort Rules ruler hits the market for just under eight bucks, you'll be able to finally reach itchy spots up to twelve inches away, or thirty centimeters for those of you experiencing discomfort in metric. [Mustard]