Will Smith Donates 'Seven Pounds' to Us, Six Figures to Scientology

With the premiere of his new film Seven Pounds just around the corner, Will Smith should be ostentatiously fake-laughing all the way to the bank. So why isn't he?

Well, for one, he's busy giving lots of that money away, and a hefty chunk is going to the Church of Scientology (of which he is most certainly not a member, OK?). Fox News breaks down the totals:


How psyched is the niacin industry right now? Considerably more psyched than Smith is, we'd wager; Variety didn't simply trash Seven Pounds, they actively called his sanity into question for making it:


HAHAHAHAHA, Variety's Todd McCarthy. HAHAHAHAHA. Maybe you could use a little education, HAHAHA! Next time you've got the time, why don't you stop by Calabasas, where visiting professor Leah Remini is teaching a class on "Unlocking the Non-Critical Critic Inside You (What I Learned on the Summer Arc of Saved By The Bell)." SP's can audit for free!