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04-05-2003, 07:09
Politically Correct Statements

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."




No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."



The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."






You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."


You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."

Well there you go...I hope you enjoy and have a great weekend!