My TV watching has devolved today to the point that I'm arguing with my 4-year-old over whether to watch Dragon Tales or My Little Pony.
STRINGBEAN: I don't like dragons. They're scary.
ME: Not these ones, they're friendly. They're pretty much like ponies.
STRINGBEAN: But some of them have two heads.
ME: But both heads are friendly.

AuthorJohn Proctor