Where the party at?  In your pants of course!

Where the party at? In your pants of course!

Wondering where the party’s at? It’s wherever the hell you are at any given moment. You could walk into a nursing home and suddenly the geriatrics would be break-dancing and popping wheelies in their wheelchairs. Sound good? In order to make that shit happen, you better bring your A-game. That means throwing down something delicious, even it’s simple enough to assemble in total darkness underwater (not an ideal setting to cook, btw). So what is your lazy ass waiting for? Forget all the effort required to make pizza dough. Grab a big ass pita and make a big ass, booty-shaking pizza party for two…or more.

pita pizza party prepTotal time: approximately 15 minutes
Projected cost: $5
Drinking Buddy: Beer or PANTY DROPPING SHANDY

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 large pita (spiced optional)
2. 2 tbsp CALIVIRGIN olive oil
3. 1 yellow bell pepper sliced in strips
4. 2 green onions chopped coarsely
5. 2 tomatoes sliced thinly
6. 1 handful shredded mozzarella
7. 1 small handful fresh BASIL

Step 1
Preheat your oven to 350°F/175°C. Pour the olive oil over the pita and rub it in. Place the tomatoes evenly throughout the pita. Scatter the mozzarella evenly over the tomoatoes. Finally scatter the green onions, yellow bell peppers and basil over it all.
pita pizza party assmeble
Step 2
Throw the pizza in oven and bake until the pita crust hardens and cheese melts (approx 10 min). Cut it like pizza slices and serve up like
pita pizza party bake

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