Chad the Bird

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Incel Inside

Deep down in the dark web, there are internet dwellers called Incels that believe they are owed sex simply cuz they are alive but they are being denied this sex because Alpha males are taking all the sex. They call these A-Males: Chads. So there's.... that.  

Apology recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge 

Featuring the greatest song ever written "Promises" by the Barrerracudas

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