The Sacred Sperm Swims On!

As assaults on a woman's right to choose what happens to her own body continue, one has to believe that truly a sperm has been endowed by its creator with the inalienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit of any egg within sight!

Not only can a woman not say NO and have it stick but she cannot choose to wear something that might be construed as "inviting" to a man, nor can she even sniff a cork in mixed company for fear of having some substance poured into her drink without her knowledge and then wake up, ravaged, alone and pregnant without the ability of ridding her body of its unwanted tenant.

But Godforbid, that she tamper with that sperm!

Now I ask you, what penalties will befall the masturbater? 

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