Pat Fitzgerald is only 44 years old but acts like he's 70. 

I'm sure the context of this rant is that everyone on "their Twitter machine (Classic old football coach reference)" could coach the team better than Fitzgerald. Kind of surprised that he didn't thrown in a "Mom's basement" line as well but maybe he was tired.

"My email address is hashtag I don't care"

Pat my man, you are 4 years older than I am. If we went to the same school, you would have been a senior when I was a freshman. You know what email addresses are and you know how to use a hashtag. You don't have to pretend that all you know is football to impress people.

I like you Pat, but chill out. Maybe focus on not losing by 3 touchdowns at home and leave the internet alone.