FWD: Have You Chosen Your Muslim Name Yet?

Subject: Have You Chosen Your Muslim Name Yet?

If you haven’t yet formed an opinion about the mosque that will be built in NY right next to the 9/11 ground zero site, give this guy a listen. Pass this on if you agree.
Wow...this is good.



gruaud said...

"...it's pure truth, and utterly brilliant."

Jesus, if that doesn't cause
my bullshit detector to redline,
nothing will.

ferschitz said...

Cordoba House has a right to be built right where it's proposed. The vaunted Founding Fathers set up this country based on the concept of freedom of religion. Get over it. Islam has as much of a right to be worshipped in the USA as any other religion. Why should I listen to someone from the UK telling me what to believe about the USA?? I can think for myself, thankfully.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, ooh, I chose my Muzlin name. How do you like it: Hussein Mohammed Obama Barack McShariaMuzlinistanNazi.

I think it's really good, don't you?? You can call me Adolf Mahmood for short.

Bebe 99 said...

The constitutionalists just love their Bill of Rights, until it gets used by those unAmericans, then they need to make a special case for whatever very dangerous group is the target of the day. Thanks Dave, for helping us target the hypocrites every day.

Snarla said...

Dibs on Amat-al-Muntaqim, "Handmaiden of the Avenger," because that's how I roll.

How many decades can islamophobes continue to tremble in fear of the islamization of Europe? Europe is up to 3% Muslim, yo.

I'm all for aggressive atheists, but they really need to know what they're talking about.

katz said...

I think your Muslim name is the name of your pet and then the street you live on with "al" in front of it. I'm Pinky al-Sierra.

gruaud said...

Well, shit: my name is Dracula al 142nd.

Confederates everywhere are going: "See?!? OMG!!"

As if they don't have enough to be shitting their
pants about.

Anonymous said...

"There's a plan to build a 13-story Islamic center and mosque a few yards from Ground Zero in New York."

I'm not surprised someone who doesn't understand NYC geography is upset.

"...and the religion that murdered them allowed to build a towering, triumphalist mosque on the ground where they died."

I'm not surprised he thinks this of an office building several blocks away and shorter than the surrounding buildings.

"How typical of Islam, with the hair-trigger sensitivity to even the slightest imagined insult...."

I'm not surprised he sees no irony in this.

"You know, a better place for a mosque in New York would be the United Nations...."

I'm not surprised he doesn't realize there's already a mosque five blocks away from Ground Zero.

"They plan to open it next year on September the 11th...."

I'm not surprised he believes this tripe.

Anoner said...

LOL! My Muslim name is Rascal al-Yosemite. grr grrr watch out all you whities, cuz bad Muslim me's comin' ta git ya!!! Yo mama!

Marc with a C said...

Cool! I'll be Badazz al-Mutafuakar!

Anonymous said...

Gee, thanks for "defending" NYC from a mosque. So kind of you.

Just out of curiosity, when they're not screaming about 9/11, how come the Republicans are so anti-urban, anti-blue-state, and anti-most-of-the-people-who-actually-live-in-NYC (since everyone knows the place is full of immigrants, blacks, Jews, Muslims, atheists, gays, and other sorts of America-destroying riff-raff)?

It's almost as if they don't REALLY care about NYC and its people, and are just using us as an excuse to scare-monger.

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