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I's all out of fun... [Jul. 31st, 2008|08:15 am]
Crushing deadlines and the new paint/carpet in the office have stuck a butcher knife in my ability to write anything worthwhile,

But if you think I'm following the rules...c'mon, I've got college credits in survey design.

Taken a picture naked? both
What? It's either poor grammar on the meme developer's part or they're asking if I was naked while I TOOK the picture. So...yes.

Made money illegally? Der. I was a caterer. If you mean sex or drugs or theft, no.
Had a one night stand? yes
Been in a fist fight? no, if we both had to be using fists. Yes, if him slapping me and me decking him counts. And yes if fists and bottle count.
Slept with your best friend? yes
Had sex in a public place? As in outdoors? yes. As in elevators, airplane toilets, buses, office desk, no. God, I'm a WASP.
Ditched work to have sex? no. See WASP.
Slept with a member of the same sex? yes
Seen someone die? yes
Ran from the police? no, unless you count rent-a-cops and then yes, I had a varsity letter.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? no, sadly, I always remember the circumstances, no matter how humiliating.
Worn your partners unmentionables? if by unmentionable, you mean underwear, yes. But I just mentioned it, so...
Fallen asleep at work? yes
Used toys in the bedroom? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been fired? only if you count me giving them two months notice so they would have plenty of time to replace me and then them firing me a month later because they found someone to replace me.
Been in a car accident? yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? not if a pole or music was involved
Loved someone you shouldn't? no
Sang karaoke? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes, has anyone answered no?
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes
Caught someone having sex? yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? Perfect? Someone I didn't know at all, yes. Perfect?
Shaved your partner? no
Given your private parts a nickname? no
Ever gone in public without underwear? yes
Had sex on a roof top? building no, car yes. What, the ground was wet. See WASP.
Played chicken? no, but I did win Honorable Mention for Best Actress playing a turkey.
Mooned/flashed someone? yes
Do you sleep naked? yes
Blacked out from drinking? yes, no, I don't know if I remember....
Felt like killing someone? yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes
Been with someone because they were in a band? no
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? no
Shot a gun? yes
Gone outside naked? yes

[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-07-31 01:38 pm (UTC)
Dontcha hate it when your inamorata needs coaching?
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