This is a race

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 358 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhara chehra chanda k

Tumhara chehra chanda k saman
tumahari ankh .kan. Naak sab
chandak saman or tumhe kya batye
chanda hamare bandar k nam

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
do saboot aur...

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

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judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
kaha ja rahe ho Banta

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
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Santa was writing something very

Santa was writing something very slowly.

Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"

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Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad

Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya.

Dost : Yaar udas kion ho?

Sardar : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

love marriage

RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300

total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

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Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?


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Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
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Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baat To Santa Ne Sahi Boli Thi


Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

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