JFK gets a bullet in the head, MLK takes one in the cheek, mouth cheek that is, and yet what does this asshole get, a shoe.  Well two shoes to be exact, and they both fucking miss.  Maybe the run-by-shoe-er was just antsy, but you must admit that was ballsy.  It took the second shoe for the Secret Service to even notice, hey someone's shoe-ing the Prez, all right team let's do dis.  Anyway here's the flash game.  Unload on El Presidente, I mean the shoes.