Tips for New Year Booze

Tips for New Year Booze

Since today is 31st December, these some Self-Care Tips for drunkards will be useful….
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward.2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: Looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.



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