Thursday, March 18, 2010

Because we're like the creepy parents in a fairy tale

Yesterday morning I made A's lunch. She typically has yogurt for lunch, so I asked her which flavor she wanted.

Me: Peach or boysenberry?

A: Boysenberry! Wait. Let me see it first.

I handed her the container and she looked at it carefully.

A: Do you think there's poison in this?

Me: No, it says Boysenberry, not Poisonberry.

A: Oh.

Me: Do you think they would sell yogurt with poison in it?

A: Yes.

And your parents would buy it and put it in your lunch... why?


  1. Smart kid! You can never be too careful...

  2. I don't have any life insurance on my kids, so poisoning them would be financially detremental.