W.I.T. Whatever It Takes

Electro-svengali Larry Tee knows the end is nigh  thats why hes shutting down his Berliniamsburg party that jump-started the whole electroclash micro-movement  but he continues to spout hyperbolic shite such as claiming his pre-fab girl group W.I.T. is "one of the biggest music success stories of 2003. Seriously, that is hilarious. W.I.T.  featuring hottie hipster chicks Melissa Burns, Christine Doza and Mandy Coon  had already peaked when Tees interminable Electroclash tour rolled through Canada in late 2002. Like Fischerspooner, they are stuck wide releasing an anti-climactic full-length with all the decent songs long licensed to a bazillion compilations. Yep, the Cars cover "Just What I Needed is still pretty funny and "Ooh I Like It is coyly sexy (with loads of fun lasers!) but one listen to the flat single "Hold Me, Touch Me makes you realise exactly whats wrong here. Its not a cover of "Touch Me but it might as well be  only its not nearly as good. Girls, if you cant better Samantha Fox, then you might as well go home and cry into your leg warmers. (Mogul Electro)