Xfinity Mobile Experience, Part 1: Ordering the iPhone X

I'm a sucker for a deal, and an expert at justifying spending a lot of money on new tech. While on a call (more of a wait, less of a call) to talk to Comcast about my internet suffering a significant drop in speed, I was pitched a cell phone plan that sounded too good to be true. Part of me was kinda pissed they were trying to sell me on the very same call where I was upset about their service, but an even bigger part of me was intrigued.