51,000,003 reasons why America owes Nazi Germany an apology.


[Author’s note: Since this was written in the summer of 2015, America has added millions to the death toll of innocent baby boys and girls murdered in the name of “freedom” and “liberty”. – SAB 11/8/17]

The typical American guy is a stat hound. In the Internet-fueled era of things like fantasy football and day-trading, we’ve become all about the numbers.

We capture, track, and compare everything…well, everything but the things that matter most. (See: Fiat Bread and Football Circuses in Romans 1 America.)


We know all about hot tech stocks and hot med stocks and hot oil stocks. (Or at least we think we know about ’em; see: Fear not, stock-holders! The Monopoly money printing presses are here to save you (and bury the rest of us)…again.)

But what do we know about the stats that matter most?

You know, like the number of “dollars” that have been created magically out of thin air by those atop the present system so that they might literally own and control everyone and everything beneath them? (See: Fiat $lavery: We have been bought and paid for…with nothing.)

Or maybe the number of tangible obliterations of personal privacy, individual freedom and liberty here in “the land of the free” and the home of the NSA just over the past twenty years or so? (See: So the American State has to destroy our freedom in order to protect it? Oh yeah, that makes sense.)

Or maybe the number of wars (for the sake of peace, of course) that we’ve been encouraged to get all “Rah! Rah! ‘Merica!” about over the same stretch of time? (See: Problem>Reaction>Solution – Why we will beg to have our freedoms taken away and go to war forever.)

Okay, so maybe we aren’t exactly encouraged to contemplate and understand those numbers. We should just stick with mostly fictional sports, financial and political theatres, or so we’re told.

But told by whom?

Well by ‘Merica, of course!

Or, more precisely, by all of the systems and tools at the disposal of the modern American Corporate State, which includes everything from CNN and Fox News to government run “schools” and the contrived political puppet show that is Washington DC.


Which is why I’d like to take a sec to focus here on one mucho important and heartbreakingly revealing stat.


We make movies, books, plays, comics, jokes, and skits centering on Nazis all the time. They’re iconic that way. Everybody knows what they’re about, and what they’re about is: Evil.

They are evil.

They’re the embodiment of evil in the modern era…or so we’ve been led to believe…and joke about…and mock them for…

But consider this, my fellow ‘Mericans: We are much, much, much worse than Nazi Germany in many ways that matter most.

That’s ridiculous, you say?

Silly, you say?

Insulting and dangerously unpatriotic, you say?

Well…let’s go to the numbers, shall we?

As in: Nazi holocaust vs. American holocaust.

Those numbers are roughly 6-7 million for the Nazis and 57 million and counting for ‘Merica.


Not even close, is it?


And when ya figure in that while some significant portion of the German population back in the ’30s and ’40s might not have known or fully understood what was going on there, but that here in America practically everyone knows exactly what is going in the thousands of mass murder factories freely operating across the land with impunity (all in the name of liberty and freedom, of course), the already ginormous American lead over Nazi Germany gets even more ginormous, doesn’t it?

Then when you sprinkle on top the fact that here in ‘Merica we do this satanic child sacrificing deed daily while proclaiming ourselves to be a nation of “Christians”, well…the American lead goes from merely uber-ginormous to practically infinite. Nazi Germany isn’t even in our rear-view mirror at this point.

America the proud has won this thing going away!



To help bring some needed (albeit painful) clarity to this hopefully productive therapeutic process, I’d like to offer for your consideration a list of the 51,000,003 reasons why America owes Nazi Germany an apology:


#51,000,001 – We just love to portray Nazi Germany’s totalitarian state as the epitome of evil and as a terror to its own citizens…while here in the good ol’ U S of A we enable a government that openly violates the freedoms, liberty and privacy of its citizens on a scale that would make the Gestapo weep with envy. (See: So even the Germans are creeped out by our Surveillance State.)

#51,000,002 – We also really dig using the Nazi SS and Gestapo “army in black” vibe as a model for uniformed evil in everything from Star Wars bad guys to…well…our own modern American police forces, which is kinda weird, right? And hypocritical, maybe? And creepy, certainly.

#51,000,003 – Last, but certainly not least, on the list of reasons why America owes Nazi Germany a groveling, jackboot kissing apology: We claim to be a “Christian nation” in one way or another.



The main difference between America and Nazi Germany is that we have much, much more to answer for…and the clock is ticking…






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  1. What you stated is TRUTH .
    I agree with everything you said , and I do not believe you hate America .
    I believe you love America .
    AMERICA brought herself to this place in progressive judgment .
    We are going to be totally destroyed .
    That is what the Holy Spirit witnesses to me , in all truth .
    Time is short today . JULY 21, 2016
    Thank you for your comments , Bonnie Crowe Hillman , in CHRIST THE LORD
    God Bless You as you work for Him .

  2. The whole approach you take, to the eye that doesnt know any better, appears so noble, like you just made a statement that nobody could refute. But what a joke. What is your real agenda. Do you hate America, is that what it is?Are you a Nazi trying to revive the party and restore the reich. After all, they only murdered “6 million people” (it was much higher)regardless compared to your figure of America’s at 52,000,000. For your country (Germany)we will stick with your figure of 6 million because thats not that bad right? Is that what you think? Dont you think that just 1 murder is to much. My point is Mr America hater is, we dont owe Adolf ******* an apology. Murder is not a national thing! It has no boarders. Also if Hitler wasn’t stopped (BY AMERICA) the death toll would have been so massive that you or I probably would have never been born. The plans of your reich was to eliminate the Russians, and pretty much all of europe then on to the west. Bottom line if Hitler wasn’t stopped (BY AMERICA) they wouldn’t have stopped murdering until there was nothing left to murder. And your preaching that we owe them a apology. Are you insane? Are you a liberal? Planned parenthood is part of the same group that the reich and every other organization or individual that has or is shedding innocent blood. Its everywhere and doesnt belong to a country. Im questioning if your really a Christian, because a Christian should never feel like they owe an apology for calling evil, evil to someone who has murdered less than a more successful murderer. What are you saying that Hitler is not so bad now? Your article is a joke!

    • Confronting a clearly, flagrantly God-hating America with the everything-defining Gospel of Jesus Christ and calling America to repent and be saved – to "Kiss the Son", lest He pour out His wrath upon the land (see: Psalm 2) – is an act of love. True love.

      The Gospel command to repent brings conviction – often painful conviction – which America worshipers will recoil against until by God's grace they are broken of their pride and brought low in humble repentance and submission to Christ.

      It's those who rationalize, spin, excuse and try to defend the indefensible in a vain effort to prop their America Idol who are demonstrating true hatred for America and Americans.

      If we truly love America and Americans, we will confront and correct them through the Gospel-fueled Great Commission (see: Matthew 28:18-20). If we truly hate America, we will…do pretty much what you've done here.


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