Just a brief while ago I went to get my morning
coffee. Just for something a bit different, I bypassed
my normal non-flavored powdered creamer and tried
some of my mom's Chai Latte liquid creamer.

I should have known better. I had made the same
mistake before using these flavored creamers and
knew the sheer folly of it, they make the coffee
taste like chicken poop. Not that I've ever eaten
chicken poop before, but I sure have smelled it
and I can well imagine what it must taste like.

Never again. And this time, I really mean it.