It's finally official. ABC has unveiled the star hoofers for the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars, which is scheduled to premiere Sept. 22. As reported in this blog space last week, Misty May-Treanor, wife of Florida Marlins catcher Matt Treanor, is one of the dancers.

Here are the others...

Toni Braxton: The sultry R&B; star known for her throaty voice and wearing eye-popping outfits that look more like dental floss than clothes.

Lance Bass: Former N'Sync star who'll probably be getting pointers from Joey Fatone the next few weeks. Oh, nice cameo in Tropic Thunder, Lance.

Brooke Burke: She's pretty. She has long legs. She teams with Derek Hough. Somewhere, Shannon Elizabeth isn't too happy and could be throwing a hissy fit at this very moment.

Rocco Dispririto: A celebrity chef who knows how to burn (that means cook really well) in the kitchen. But is he just as hot on the dance floor?

Maurice Greene: The Olympic track star can obviously run very fast. Let's see how fast he moves in shoes with heels on them.

Kim Kardashian: A reality show star in the Paris Hilton mold. Translation: She has no talent. But Kim is cute and has a derriere that even makes Jennifer Lopez jealous.

Cloris Leachman: Dancing with the Stars wouldn't be the same without at least one celebrity dancer old enough to remember silent pictures. OK, Cloris isn't that old. But you get my meanin'. Go, Cloris! I'm always rooting for the, uh, mature folks!

Cody Linley: The youngest contestant to ever compete on the show. For those who don't watch the Disney Channel, Cody stars on some little series called Hannah Montana. Disney, by the way, owns ABC. Ah, isn't synergy and cross promotion a beautiful thing?

Susan Lucci: The All My Children star was nominated, like, about 6,000 times for a Daytime Emmy before finally winning. So, does that mean if Susan doesn't emerge victorious on Dancing, she'll have to be invited back another 5,999 times?

Ted McGinley: In the biz, Ted is known as a show-killer. Not the kind of rep you want to have. Odds are, if Ted' s starring or guest-starring in a show, it won't last much longer. See: Hope & Faith, Happy Days, The Love Boat. If Dancing gets canceled soon, we'll know who to blame.

Jeffrey Ross: Ever watch one of those Comedy Central celebrity roasts? Well, Jeff is always one of the funniest comics working the gig. Clearly, he's the new Adam Carolla this season. If Jeff can't dance (and I'm betting he can't) at least he'll make us laugh while looking bad.

Warren Sapp: The former NFL star is big, bald and black. And we know how much the producers love big, bald, black men who know their way around a pigskin.