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[–]lesadams82 4747 points4748 points  (83 children)

Wow....what a terrible, selfish person. I'm so glad someone had the guts to tell her what was being said and that she stood up for herself in a big way. Good for her

[–]M33RHARIS 1019 points1020 points  (21 children)

Not just selfish but really fucking immature.

[–]lesadams82 525 points526 points  (8 children)

Yes, and heartless

[–]funny_humanist 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Imagine finding out someone has cancer and making it about yourself...

[–]CKO1967 36 points37 points  (3 children)

And stupid. For real, this lady's IQ is lower than Napoleon's appproval rating after Waterloo.

[–]Shady14Life 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Slow golf clap for this one mate.

[–]piewdie 143 points144 points  (9 children)

That bride needs to have a reality check. Damn, what a bitch!

[–]acctforsadchildhood 154 points155 points  (4 children)

I'm sorry, but if my potential spouse said that shit, the wedding would be off. I couldn't take the "in sickness or in health" thing seriously from a person who would do that.

[–]ThisNameIsFree 39 points40 points  (3 children)

I do hope this was forwarded to the husband. He probably already knows how selfish and superficial she is, but maybe not. And it can't hurt to remind him even if he does. Maybe send to his family, too.

[–]socksarepeople2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can get a gist of how selfish someone is but you still don't realize they'd light a homeless person on fire til she walks past one with a match and lighter fluid.

He probably knows she's selfish but not to this extreme.

[–]bcarter3 117 points118 points  (7 children)

Would be nice if all the other bridesmaids shaved their heads in solidarity. It’ll never happen, but it would be nice.

[–]Iewoose 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I would shave my head and not tell the bride. Imagine her face when every bridesmaid shows up with no hair. Lmao.

[–]settlerking 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Or put on those clown wigs with no hair

[–]yves_san_lorenzo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She did not specify, so why not? I say those that are bald in the centre but have curly red hair on the sides. Respect the brides wishes! She wants hair and the thene to be respected

[–]anjowoq 94 points95 points  (17 children)

This person and a whole society that encourages girls to dream about their perfect fairy tale Disney day where they can be a special star for one whole day and nothing can go wrong or all of life will have no meaning.

[–]SleepyChan 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Losers want a wedding, not a marriage.

[–]DapperDanManCan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Then they get divorced after 6 months to look for the next guy to repeat being a princess for a day.

[–]IntraVnusDemilo 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Yep, I despise that. In the U.K. now we started doing the “prom” thing and I hate hearing people talking about their daughters being princesses for the day. They aren’t princesses and it’s stupid. What kind of ethic is that? Ugh.

[–]MrTock 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Just take her for a drive then crash in a tunnel if she wants to feel like a princess

[–]TheS4ndm4n 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Follow her everywhere and constantly take pictures. Put the most embarrassing ones on social media and tag her.

[–]hermi1kenobi 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Make endless ‘concerned’ newspaper columns about how she is bringing down the monarchy, with veiled reference to the ethnicity of her boyfriends.

[–]JimboeOfficial 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you want “almost perfect”, buy a ticket to Disney, for Christ’s sake.

[–]lick_my_saladbowl 27 points28 points  (7 children)

There was a news article about it I saw a few weeks ago, she was removed from the wedding, she announced to everyone why she wouldn't be coming, as she refused to wear a wig, it got on the Internet as there would be a fair few angry guests and the bride got a ton of Internet hate, she replied with saying that she's cancelled the honeymoon and her wedding was terrible because of sadness and people being too mean to her and she blamed it all on the bridesmaid

[–]MrSpringBreak 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She still blamed the bridesmaid? Wow she’s a self absorbed unaware piece of shit.

[–]Jdsnut 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Here I am surfing reddit with the ole cat attacking my foot. Wondering how you could go from single life and tie yourself to a total piece of shit bridezilla that would have issues with someone who has cancer.

[–]desipramaniac 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cat tax. Pay it you must.

[–]acid_L 5 points6 points  (1 child)

please sir...... show us the cat....

[–]ThisNameIsFree 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow....what a terrible, selfish person.

I know... like for her to go and get cancer before the wedding? Like did she even consider bridezilla's feelings? Like she can totally go and do whatever she wants after the wedding, but until then her first priority should be bridey's wedding photos.

[–]Eki75 2443 points2444 points  (64 children)

What a selfish bitch. If I were a bridesmaid, I’d back out after learning about this. I would not want to stand up for someone who clearly thinks of no one but herself.
Good luck to the girl undergoing chemo! Sending good vibes.

[–]cedarvhazel 1270 points1271 points  (49 children)

If I was her husband to be, I’d back the fuck out of that wedding as well.

Imagine the vows

  • “in sickness and in health”

bride - “say what now” “you get sick and you are on your own or back to your mothers”!

[–]reChristopotamus 543 points544 points  (4 children)

"I didn't expect you to get sick when I married you"

[–]imnotminkus 252 points253 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't fit with the look she's going for

[–]MasterWong1 63 points64 points  (36 children)

Yes, this is true. I heard of someone divorcing her husband when he got sick and sent him back to his family.

[–]trixierae 29 points30 points  (19 children)

Yeah this happened to me. My now ex-husband joined dating sites a month after I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Felt good.

[–]MasterWong1 15 points16 points  (12 children)

Sorry about that. How are you now?

[–]trixierae 61 points62 points  (11 children)

Well, I still have cancer, but I refuse to let it kill me. Narcissistic ex tried to take the kids from me after he hadn't seen them for 9 months...since new relationship and all. He argued in court that I was "going to die anyway" so he and new wife should raise the kids. He was just trying to hurt me and he knew the kids was how to do it. I decided I'm not dying out of sheer spite.

[–]smilesliesgunfire 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Seriously, FUCK. THAT. GUY.

Sending all the good vibes your way, friendo. You got this.

[–]trixierae 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For real...gotta keep it civil for the kids though. Lol

Thank you!!

[–]shapeofmahheart 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Good for you! I’m sorry your ex is/was like this. Hope you have a long happy life ahead of you!

[–]Maverick8787 82 points83 points  (0 children)

“I didn’t mean it in a negative way!!! 🥰🥰🥰”

GET FUCKED. But I don’t mean that in a negative way 😘

[–]cyantoner 1957 points1958 points  (58 children)

You guys should consider getting buzz-cuts immediately prior to the ceremony

[–]TheLongestGoodbye 801 points802 points  (24 children)

They could all come in bald caps— no long term commitment and it makes a point on the day

[–]5quirre1 149 points150 points  (22 children)

Yeah, but buzz cuts show how serious they are about it.

[–]turtlelord 68 points69 points  (13 children)

Yea, but then you aint got hair for a while.

[–]DennisNedrey 72 points73 points  (5 children)

Neither does Mader. That's the whole point of people showing solidarity.

[–]lonelyman29 24 points25 points  (3 children)

As someone who had cancer, seeing healthy people shave their heads filled me with nothing but cringe. Also, let’s get real. buzz cuts don’t even come close. If you want to show solidarity you better go cue ball, wax off your eyebrows and pluck your eyelashes. Being bald on the head is one thing, but losing lashes and brows makes you really look alien.

[–]spark0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Plus you can donate the hair.

[–]VicinatorFTW 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But then it’s make for a great story

[–]Newwz 271 points272 points  (4 children)

This is a brilliant idea, solidarity with your scorned friend and ex-bridesmaid

[–]OpalHawk 83 points84 points  (3 children)

I think solidarity would be not going to the wedding.

[–]MyNameIsChrisHansen8 47 points48 points  (2 children)

I’ll be honest I think them showing up like that would be way better because it would “ruin the aesthetic” and it would be to late for her to do anything about it at that point.

[–]Cine_Jon 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That’d be so badass

[–]Inside_my_scars 113 points114 points  (7 children)

I'm down to dress up as one of you if you don't want the commitment of a shaved head. I'm a pretty tatted up, mohawk adorning guy if that matters. I swear I'll look ravishing in a dress...maybe?

[–]Mythdefied 38 points39 points  (5 children)

hey, I'll volunteer too. 300 lbs of short bald dude. stick me in a too-small dress and we're ready to go

[–]Maverick8787 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I’m a chick so the effect won’t be the same but I’ll roll up in the wrong colour of dress because you KNOW that will drive the bride nuts

[–]velveteenelahrairah 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The wrong colour by juuuust one shade - a slightly darker or lighter version of whatever the bridesmaids have been ordered to wear.

[–]Betsir 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re my favorite kind of person.

[–]Mennerheim 25 points26 points  (4 children)

It’s a great move in solidarity to a close friend going through a hard time. And the effect on the wedding would just be extra sweet.

[–]OpalHawk 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Fuck that. Don’t go to the damn wedding and movie night with the chick with cancer instead.

[–]thelivinlegend 27 points28 points  (5 children)

I don't have a dog in this hunt because it's not my wedding, I'm a guy, and I'm not a piece of shit, but yeah, my first thought was if I were in that position and not a piece of shit, I'd have still texted everybody but the tone would have been different. It would have been more like, "Hey, she's going through some shit and may be losing her hair due to treatment, and whether she goes the wig route or goes for glare, we're all matching for solidarity, so anyone has a problem with that better speak up and piss off now because I'm buying bics in advance."

[–]bearmoosewolf 527 points528 points  (28 children)

It's moments like these that are so valuable in revealing a person's true nature. This happens to be kind of a big moment on a big stage (to her) but there are a million small moments where people reveal themselves. There is really very little the bride can do about this now -- any kind gestures, etc. should be met with skepticism as she will just be in damage control mode. This person is unbelievably shallow and selfish and has a lot of growing up to do. In fact, more horrifying is that she might just stay this way.

[–]Sombrere 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Most people just stay scum.

[–]WalterWhitesHairLine 146 points147 points  (17 children)

You’re absolutely, 100% correct.

Wanna hear a story?

My husband’s childhood best friend married some chick I knew in high school- total drama queen but whatever.

Right before the wedding, she picked a fight with my husband’s sister. It was super nasty and spiteful, and she made my SIL cry with rumors that my SIL had been bullying her, and telling her to remove the wedding date from her calendar.

My husband called his friend and tried to patch things up, but he also told him it needed to get sorted out if he was going to feel comfortable being the best man at the wedding. Family first.

This chick went so ballistic, y’all. We were instantly uninvited. For 10 MONTHS she spread that crap like a wildfire. Everything from Facebook posts all about her drama, to texts from the husband about her vomit-inducing panic attack. (That were somehow my fault?) The straw that broke the camels back was last month. I changed my baby in a nursery at our church that she also happened to be in. I made a point not to interact with her. She then proceeded to tell everyone at church that I was bullying her by talking crap about her to my infant son. I called that nonsense out so fast, straight up told her to stop lying so much, this is why she is losing all her friends.

One week later they’re emailing our pastor, they’re leaving our church and blaming him for not keeping, “peace in the congregation, as it was his responsibility.”

Yeah. Some people just don’t know when to stop.

[–]RainBoxRed 46 points47 points  (11 children)

Some people start down a road and don’t have the skill to change course.

[–]WalterWhitesHairLine 43 points44 points  (9 children)

It’s sad. She does stuff like that to everyone. Whenever there’s a problem, she expects someone else to fix it.

And the dude is kind of a loner who won’t fix up his life. As soon as she expressed interest, he latched onto her. They were married within six months, and are expecting a baby soon. He doesn’t influence her to change because he’s so glad to be with someone.

She’s just insane. It took them two months to get pregnant and they announced it at two weeks, the second they knew. There’s a huge chance at losing it at that point, but she was posting a maternity photo shoot and thirty paragraphs about her “struggles to get pregnant.” Which was a slap to the face of some friends of hers she compared herself to, who couldn’t get pregnant for over a decade.

Anyway. I could go on. But it’s her entire personality. I’m glad to be out of her life. I could never imagine living that way.

[–]KhandakerFaisal 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I feel horribly afraid for the baby already

[–]WalterWhitesHairLine 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You and me both.

[–]Hot-Scarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you and you and me threeth

[–]berserkergandhi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are kinds of people who eventually make their spouses snap

[–]cedarvhazel 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Your first sentence in particular was well stated and very poignant! Well said!

[–]SarahBeth90[S] 5465 points5466 points  (364 children)

The response from the friend who has cancer


[–]Anoniname 694 points695 points  (15 children)

I don't think they are friends anymore.

[–]publicbigguns 432 points433 points  (6 children)

It was a really close call there for a while, the "soggy pop tart" really sealed the deal.

[–]KrissyBeanSaw Joker by himself 142 points143 points  (3 children)

I snorted when I read that. What a great fucking insult.

[–]MattyXarope 49 points50 points  (3 children)

They never were. A true friend would NEVER

[–]JustMeLurkingAround- 3191 points3192 points  (78 children)

Love this (ex-) bridesmaid! Good on her not to let her 'friend' walk over her like that.

Douchbagette is my new favourite word!

Edit: o

[–]this-is-me-2018 1270 points1271 points  (24 children)

Soggy Poptart is my new favorite insult 😂

[–]TummyRubs57 94 points95 points  (0 children)

My head being commissioned as a psychics crystal ball is my new favor excuse to get out of things....

....I’m so very lonely.

[–]xXAuDiJaHXx 157 points158 points  (9 children)

Dang ya took my reply

[–]LeopardusMaximus 138 points139 points  (7 children)

What type of soggy poptart takes someone’s reply? /s

[–]this-is-me-2018 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Berry conversion.

[–]randomchap432 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This one's a soggy pop fart

[–]Static_Poptart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Am I being called?

[–]sharpshot877 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same!!! On account if you being a soggy pop tart!!! 😂😂😂

[–]KevinAndWinnie4Eva 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Where was soggy Poptart mentioned?

[–]DrQvacker 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Wow the bitch bride to be douchebaguette actually RESPONDED with more than “sorry I am humiliated.” What’s amazing is that some dude actually wants to live the rest of his life with that sub human piece of shit.

[–]Fat_Tony_Damico 6 points7 points  (3 children)

You’re being optimistic if you think that piece of shit bride and her husband will actually stay married for life.

[–]le_quisto 136 points137 points  (12 children)

And walking barefoot on a sea of legos... I wouldn't do that even to my biggest enemy. Such brutality!

[–]coolcatlady6 76 points77 points  (11 children)

Eh, I'd rather step on legos than wear a wig as a cancer patient. I think I wore mine 5 minutes before deciding that I was already super uncomfortable due to treatment and the wig made me feel worse. I also dgaf if it made people around me uncomfortable to see a young person clearly battling a serious illness, I wasn't gonna make myself even more miserable to appease some random person.

[–]House_of_the_rabbit 19 points20 points  (6 children)

I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope I'm not being insensitive but why was the wig uncomfortable? Did you feel better without any head covering? Were scarves better? Just trying to get some insight, I never thought about headcoverings making patients feel worse (always thought it would be a bit chilly without the hair so a head covering would be more pleasant)

[–]deepfriedawkward 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Itchy. Feels like a pokey, heavy hat

[–]coolcatlady6 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I've never been a fan on things on my head like hats, the wig was like a snugger hat that was itchy and the hair moved in what I can only describe as an unnatural way. Plus I was super hot all the time, a wig made that worse. I tried a scarf maybe once, but it wouldn't stay put so I gave up on it quick. I definitely got more pitying looks when I went out without a headcovering, but I didn't have the energy to care that I might be making those around me uncomfortable. My motto was "I feel like shit, I may as well look like shit."

[–]Gu_lag 79 points80 points  (24 children)

From what I can tell she really did not deserve cancer.

[–]ImFamousOnImgur 217 points218 points  (5 children)

My best man got diagnosed with cancer not long after I asked him to be in my wedding.

He wanted to pull himself out of the wedding party because he wasn’t sure what a year and a half from now had in store. I said fuck that, it’s you or nobody.

That’s what you do when you ask someone to be in your wedding.

That MFer beat cancer in 9 months and was there beside me on that day.

I hope that bride has her eyes closed in EVERY picture. Weddings actually kind of suck. The planning is horrible lol. They are not perfect and I feel bad for this bride and her unrealistic expectations.

OP, please dye your hair with temp dye the day before the wedding PLEASE.

[–]DarthCakeN7 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah, that’s what so damn frustrating about this all. This bride is “I imagined everyone around me with beautiful hair and looking fabulous” instead of being like you. “I imagined everyone around me to be my best friends.” Good on you for your support of your friend, and good on him for beating cancer in less than a year!

[–]Hakanai_Shinku 248 points249 points  (57 children)

Are you and your friends still going?? I hope at the very least you get her nothing or shitty gifts, what a terrible selfish person

[–]clown572 589 points590 points  (23 children)

I think that anyone who was friends with this bridezilla that still decides to attend should give her the gift of making a donation to the American Cancer Society in the bride's name. Give her a card letting her know that in lieu of a gift they made the donation.

Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger! It's my first!

[–]bonizzle 152 points153 points  (2 children)

Or donating the money directly to the one ex bridesmaids cancer treatment.

[–]AnorakJimi 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Yeah, if this is in the US, have them all donate to her treatment costs in the name of the bride and get the bride nothing. But also don't go to the wedding. Just send her the donation notifications and then never talk to her again.

[–]leadfarmer1 68 points69 points  (10 children)

And shaved heads in support of their friend who couldn't attend. Just like the cheerleaders for the Indianapolis Colts did for Chuck Pagano. Those women were already beautiful and shaving their heads for such a good cause (locks of love) showed just how truly beautiful they are. Inside and out. My father just passed from stage 4 pancreatic cancer. My great aunt from lung cancer (never smoked a day in her life). Neither one even had a chance of chemotherapy. My best friend did. With or without hair, he's still my best friend.

[–]AFJ150 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It would be hysterical if the bridal party showed up with shaved heads or bald wigs.

[–]Hakanai_Shinku 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Thats a brilliant idea!

[–]cousinokri 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Yep. That'll mess with her good. And hopefully teach her a lesson.

[–]RolandLovecraft 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Somehow I doubt it. It will get turned around about selfish people who were trying to ruin her special day.

[–]typhoidtrish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fucking brilliant!

[–]KillNyetheSilenceGuy 157 points158 points  (18 children)

The power move would be for the rest of the bridesmaids to shave their heads. Ideally like day before, and roll in to the wedding bald.

[–]Captain_Collin 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Or just not show up. Personally, I wouldn't want to associate with someone that supremely shitty.

[–]leadfarmer1 29 points30 points  (1 child)

No. Shave heads. Wear wigs. Do the reveal at the alter.

[–]alreadypiecrust 101 points102 points  (12 children)

The real power move would be to shave the bride's head during a bachelorette party after getting her piss drunk.

[–]Milk-and-pickles 19 points20 points  (1 child)

O wowww that's truly evil!

[–]alreadypiecrust 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you like it?

[–]MDKrouzer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OP please do this!

[–]TheDustOfMen 210 points211 points  (3 children)

Honestly if one of my friends would pull this shit there's no way I'd still be attending their wedding.

I love her response.

[–]Hakanai_Shinku 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I agree, thats why i had to ask

[–]Raincoats_George 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Fuck that shit. If one of my friends was going through chemo and they were still willing to saddle up and participate in my wedding I'd thank my lucky stars that someone was that strong and supportive of me. I'd feel horrible even asking such a thing.

Ya damn well better believe if I was a friend of said bride and found out about this shit I'd be recalling my rsvp and spending my weekend with the friend going through cancer treatments.

[–]Darlene1410 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Give her the Lego Star Wars Enterprise 450 piece box collection.

[–]Austin_RC246 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Star Wars Enterprise


[–]Lord_Voltan 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Use the force Spock.

-Captian Han Kirk USS Galatcia

[–]Supah_McNastee 219 points220 points  (8 children)


Not only is she classy, but she's classy AND french

[–]curiousnerd_me 176 points177 points  (4 children)

All the other bridesmaids should just shave their heads on the wedding day.

[–]brorista 129 points130 points  (5 children)

'I didn't expect you to get cancer!"

Holy fuck, this person is getting married and also having children.

[–]michiness 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I mean, you don't know the children part.

[–]Teelilz 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Let's just be hopeful that she doesn't.

[–]AlarmmClock 42 points43 points  (1 child)

“Maybe I could get a clown wig to match your delusional ass.”

That is the greatest line I’ve ever heard.

[–]complexismygame 117 points118 points  (4 children)

Then the bride tried to say she would buy her a wig and turned it into a shopping day SMH.

[–]beachybbw365 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Oh I doubt the bride intended to pay.

[–]WeveGotDodsonHereJP 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Swing and a miss, lol.

[–]KuroPandaaa 108 points109 points  (0 children)

For someone who has cancer, she sure knows how to fucking kill people with words

[–]Poptart4TW 93 points94 points  (9 children)

r/rareinsults would love your friend, and r/trashy would love your exfriend. I just love spreading love. Sending love to your badass friend btw, her personality seems legendary.

[–]robmay90 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Are there any replies from the other friends? Are they still going?

[–]drapehsnormak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I really fucking hope not.

[–]mollyandherlolly 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Literally loved how she stuck up for herself. Weddings can bring out such shit behavior in people.....honestly rediculous.

[–]Ezzelofficial 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Seems fake...it has the exact same notifications in the notification bar, also the same battery percentage and the almost the same time..how is no one seeing this

[–]celtic_thistle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate to be this person, but this screams fake.

[–]ImBad1101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my god she is amazing

[–]-janelleybeans- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Soggy pop-tart really sealed the deal lol

[–]_cakee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some say quality over quantity, but this girl went quality and quantity on them roasts goddamn

[–]Muffles7 17 points18 points  (0 children)


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[–]konages 67 points68 points  (28 children)

I would bet any amount of money that this is fake

[–]IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL 42 points43 points  (20 children)

It is fake. The replies from the cancer girl are from 1 minute later and she wasn't a part of the original group text.

And they say delivered, implying OP sent them

[–]Rickrickrickrickrick 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not to mention how ridiculous the replies are. If someone told you they didn't want you to he their bridesmaid because you had cancer would you really tell them to walk across a sea of legos? It seems more like a joke insult than a fuck you insult.

[–]evanbagnell 25 points26 points  (11 children)

It looks like she was told about the original group text from one of the other friends. Then the girl with cancer probably took a screen shot to send to OP. Explaining why it would say delivered. Could still be fake but might also be real.

[–]jbhaus2477 122 points123 points  (8 children)

Is that a big ol' red flag the marriage won't last or what!?!

[–]VorFemme 735 points736 points  (9 children)

My husband said that the remaining bridesmaids should get together before the day before the wedding and all shave their heads. Then tell the bride they decided to save money by not getting their hair done. I expect this will lose the bride quite a few friends.

[–]speaking_of_nabokov[🍰] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Or at least show up wearing bald caps!

[–]jessflyc 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They should tell her they cut it off to make wigs for their friend.

[–]yupstilljustme 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure they would have to sedate the bride at that point lol...

[–]alowave 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Op please do this !!

[–]gringodemierda 199 points200 points  (8 children)

Good god. I could never imagine being such a disgusting and vile person.

[–]SadieSadieSnakeyLady 91 points92 points  (3 children)

That's the thing though, the bride also doesn't imagine she's a disgusting and vile person

[–]gringodemierda 43 points44 points  (1 child)

That’s fair. Imagine having no self awareness whatsoever

[–]mdsjhawk 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Right? I was just thinking that never in a MILLION YEARS would these vile thoughts even cross my mind. I don’t understand humans.

[–]EFG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

also, if she's a close enough friend to be a bridesmaid, if I were the bride I would've suggested, in secret, all the other bridesmaids and myself shave our heads in solidarity. cancer sucks, and a powermove like that solidifies friendships and adds a bit of levity to what is otherwise a very shitty experience in someones life.

[–]SunnyyBunny 228 points229 points  (11 children)

I hope a ton of people refuse to go to her wedding, it's not like someone like her could maintain a marriage long enough to make it worth going, anyways.

People need to band together and intentionally make her wedding day pure hell. She deserves way worse than that.

[–]corntorteeya 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Maybe the Fiancé will bail too.

[–]zookmon 40 points41 points  (1 child)

If I found out the woman I’m marrying is acting like this, I’m packing my bags and dipping ASAP. I wouldn’t wanna be around anyone who has this mentality.

[–]Supah_McNastee 146 points147 points  (2 children)

I feel like staying on as a bridesmaid after that just shows support to her selfishness and takes away from support to the friend with cancer.

[–]OpalHawk 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I’d be out and plan a night with the girl with cancer instead. No shaved head, just ditch the wedding.

[–]Thrice-GreatHermes 380 points381 points  (5 children)

“I’ve been dweaming of this day since I was a wittle girl. Your cancer tweatment doesn’t fit my vision of my perfect day. I’m compwetely shallow and empty. T’anks.”

[–]cedarvhazel 107 points108 points  (0 children)

But it’s her day it has to be PERFECT!!!!!!! She should have got cancer on her own time!!!! (Her poor husband to be)!

[–]llamas1355 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought of bits and pieces of my wedding but have certainly not been dreaming about it since I was a little girl....unlike a Disney world trip.

[–]InquisitiveAboutYou 76 points77 points  (1 child)

I really hope everyone cancels this wedding, no I expect them to cancel. If they don't they're just enabling this psychopath and her disgusting behaviour. I wouldn't be going if I heard the bride was such a soggy pop tart

[–]19samm90 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh god I hope the rest of the bridal party decided to drop out for the sake of support for the girl who’s gotten cancer. I can’t imagine how a person can be so incredibly delusional to think of her vision of the wedding instead of the health of her friend.

[–]sloretactician 112 points113 points  (2 children)

I can’t wait for this to be reposted 5 times a day for the next week! So nice to be in on the ground floor for once.

[–]smithdamien310 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Only to be buried by WW3 memes

[–]icedpeachmelon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'd shave my head on purpose, just to go, and piss off the bride, and say "fuck you." And leave and give Mader the bestest night of her life because she deserves it.

*I know bestest isn't a word. Shush.

[–]LumisFumishiki 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Imagine instead they all shaved their heads for their friend since she was willing to take time out of her cancer stricken life to help her own "friend" on her wedding day, would be cute, they could share a moment, but no, we simply have Bridezilla

[–]pumpnectar9 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Is this real? If this is real, holy shit. She is the Michael Jordan of self-importance.

It's likely that I wouldn't be friends with someone who was capable of this in the first place, but if it's a new or sudden onset or something, and I was standing in the wedding, I would definitely not attend, and encourage everyone I knew that was invited to do the same.

[–]Charrd 52 points53 points  (12 children)

Why does your friend with cancers reply come from the same phone and only a couple minutes later between texts? How do people fall for this everytime.

[–]ZeroEffsGiven 30 points31 points  (0 children)

OP said that these messages were shared on Facebook so it's possible that OP just screenshot them all with their phone and posted them. Can't say for sure though. It's sad to think that someone would fabricate a story like this just for internet points but it happens all the time so there's no telling

[–]Almost_Usually 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Isn't this what you would expect to see from OP taking screenshots from their phone? The messages themselves are not time-stamped minutes apart, just the screenshots OP took. Anyways, the entire internet is fake and the heat-death of the universe is imminent.

[–]Lilyrosewriter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really hope the other brides maids are stepping away from the wedding as well after seeing this

[–]themightyJG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

are you attending the wedding?

[–]Habakala 6 points7 points  (2 children)

If I was the bride I would have been honored by a friend attending despite having cancer, since those treatments can be rough.

[–]cousinokri 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I get that a wedding is very important to people, but letting her ailing friend feel bad for having cancer is just plain fucking selfish.

[–]IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL 36 points37 points  (8 children)

This is fake. The replies to the bride happen within a minute and the cancer girl wasn't on the original group text.

They also say delivered, meaning OP sent them

[–]SnthonyAtark 8 points9 points  (3 children)

They’re screenshots. The friend with cancer shared them on Facebook and OP took screenshots. That’s why it has an Android header with iMessage.

[–]rhuff80 50 points51 points  (16 children)

So both parties have the exact same phone and at 52% battery. Sure.

So fake. Christ.

Karma Farmers.

[–]Flojoe420 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Honestly douchebaguette really gave it away

[–]jaimecela 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Glad someone else noticed this. What a horrible story to make up for karma. Super hurtful for people reading with cancer or even just hair loss :(

[–]chicken_nuggg 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Im gonna tell myself this is fake, so I can go on living hoping that people can't be this selfish and heartless.