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Your mother so old she breast milk turn into powder milk.

tags: age, insults, women
+1-119.30 % / 1296 votes.


tags: black, car, insults, racist
+1-118.75 % / 3064 votes.


tags: black, death, insults, racist, rude
+1-118.69 % / 3276 votes.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.

tags: black, insults, racist
+1-118.45 % / 8309 votes.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

tags: christian, insults, rude
+1-111.91 % / 1940 votes.

What's the difference between Trump becoming president and a soldier dying in combat? The soldier knew what he signed up for.

tags: death, fighting, insults, political, work
+1-19.97 % / 607 votes.

You're a lot like train tracks, you've gotten laid across the county.

tags: fat, insults, travel
+1-16.74 % / 1014 votes.

You know why niggers are confused with monkeys? Because half of both are kept in cages.

tags: black, insults, racist
+1-16.17 % / 1576 votes.


tags: insults, political, puns
+1-15.88 % / 1254 votes.

Yo momma's like a door handle... everybody gets a turn

tags: dirty, family, insults, sex
+1-14.63 % / 937 votes.
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