Tuesday, January 1, 2008


I would like to wish all my friends a happy new year.. but I can't. I can't send them an email because that would be SPAM.. and I can't send them each an individual email because that would be an easily automated job and it's against computer programmer ethics to not be lazy in situations like this. I can't say HAPPY NEW YEAR! in my blog because only two people read it and I really want to tell everyone. I can't put "Andrew is wishing everyone a happy new!" in my facebook status because no one actually reads those things anyways. They exist only for self amusement and occasionally as an existential venting mechanism as in "Andrew is a spoon". Hummm.. I can't think of any way of doing it so I'll stick it in all these places and send personal notes to a few people arbitrarily. It's not perfect but it's the only way to avoid annoying myself.

Andrew is a fork.

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