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Monsanto news, CDC satire, DARPA, Fukushima, infanticide and more... The most amazing new stories and websites across the expanding Natural News network

10/8/2015 - You might not have noticed that the Natural News network of websites has exploded in the past two months. In September alone, we reached one million new visitors across our new "partner" sites like,, and Here I've listed some of the most...

Hey sheeple! Don't forget to use your JADE HELM Memory Wipes to erase any memory of freedom in America (satire)

5/9/2015 - When contemplating the purpose of the JADE HELM military exercises being planned on U.S. soil -- with Texas being declared by the military a "hostile territory" -- it's important to wipe your memory clean so that you don't remember all the times we've been lied to by the establishment. JADE HELM...

CDC approves Vitamin D-Nial drug to halt spread of Ebola (satire)

10/20/2014 - We're saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new medical treatment for Ebola, guaranteed to offer 100% protection against the coming pandemic. The new anti-Ebola drug is called "Vitamin D-Nial" and will be offered free of charge at all voting booths on November 4. CDC director...



TSA Help Wanted animation video goes viral across the net as public outrage against airport molestations boils over

2/9/2012 - released its latest satire animation video just two days ago: TSA Help Wanted, an outrageously comical look at the TSA perverts, thieves and scumbags who molest little children (and our grandmas!) while claiming it's all for "national security." In just two days, that video has begun...

TSA Help Wanted comedy animation video causes ROFL pandemic across the internet, warns CDC (satire)

2/7/2012 - A dangerous new disease known as ROFL has stricken internet users, and scientists are alarmed that it may spread through ethernet and wi-fi. The disease started with the release of the new "TSA Help Wanted" video created by the Health Ranger at, and it has since spread across Facebook,...

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TSA introduces breast cancer screening procedure as new benefit of airport security pat-downs (satire)

7/24/2011 - What's better than receiving a free groping by the TSA? How about getting your breasts checked for cancer at the same time? That's the new offering from the TSA, which says that squeezing and twisting your breasts during security pat-downs is now a "medical procedure" and that it's all being done "to...


5/23/2011 - On the heels of the CDC's recent announcement that Americans should prepare for a zombie apocalypse (, NaturalNews.TV has just released a new satire video giving people important tips on how to locate, capture and rescue "walking dead" zombies...

The Fukushima Dictionary of Physics Terminology (satire)

4/8/2011 - Does all the physics terminology from Fukushima news reports have your head spinning? Have no fear, NaturalNews readers: I've assembled this handy dandy dictionary of all the terms you need to know to follow Fukushima developments as if you were a double-PhD physics geek. Enjoy! Editor's Note: Fukushima...



Please monitor suspicious activity at your local Wal-Mart and report to the Department of Homeland Security (satire)

12/7/2010 - As an urgent alert to all citizens, NaturalNews is joining the Department of Homeland Security in calling for people to "report suspicious activity" at your local Wal-Mart. If we hope to beat the terrorists, it's important for us all to spy on each other. I've released a personal video of my own...

BP's oil gusher in the Gulf: Spin terminology explained (satire)

5/29/2010 - (NaturalNews Satire) What exactly is a "junk shot?" How about "top kill" or an "undersea plume?" The oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico is introducing the world to all sorts of fascinating words and phrases from the world of Big Oil. Some of them can be a bit confusing, so as a public service to NaturalNews...



How to Create Your Own Personal Economic Stimulus Plan (satire)

2/13/2009 - Why let Congress have all the fun? You can create your own personal "economic stimulus plan" too. How do you do it? Just follow these five basic steps: Step 1: Write a 1,000 page shopping list of all the stuff you want to buy. Just type up a list of everything you've ever wanted to spend money...

RIAA Declares Using Brain to Remember Songs is Criminal Copyright Infringement (satire)

12/31/2007 - (NaturalNews Satire) On the heels of the RIAA's recent decision to criminalize consumers who rip songs from albums they've purchased to their computers (or iPods), the association has now gone one step further and declared that "remembering songs" using your brain is criminal copyright infringement....



Science news update: Clones, Mars, quantum computing, weapons technology and more (satire)

1/12/2006 - Here's the latest science news that's worth noting: My clone did it Our faith in science is now restored! It turns out that Korean stem cell researcher Hwang Woo-suk actually didn't fake his research. His clone did. "The fact that my clone faked this research on stem cells," explained Mr. Hwang,...

Hey, medheads! Here's the new language of the medication population (satire)

10/25/2005 - As times change, new words evolve to describe the world around us. Here's the latest scoop on the new vocabulary you'll need to talk about our overmedicated society. Medheads - People who take multiple prescription drugs on a daily basis and, as a result, suffer from brain fog. They can be young...

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