17 September 2008

5 are we too sexy for our shirts?

we're in the midst of a burlesque craze around here.



it's more like the national honor society. by invite only.




this is not attractive.




this is horrifying.







Les Savy Ferd said...

I hate to break it to you but Vieve hasn't been as discreet as you wish to believe. Us Crofts have had the inside scoop through our own fabulously gay gossip queen, Barry. Somehow he and Vieve have devised some sort of communication network, perhaps they use the internet whilst we sleep. would explain the paw prints all over the white desk the computer sits upon. If there is anyone who wouldn't look like a stick figure skin and bones in one of the ass that goes pow's mirrors, it's gay barry.

Osutein said...

Michelle L'Amour continues to find her way into every last social circle I have here in Chicago. First my friend becomes part of her troupe, then I get dragged (yes, dragged!) to show after show after show of women taking their clothes off, then Michelle shows up at various parties I'm attending, and now I find you and the Croft are in her clutches. Everywhere I go, everywhere I turn, no matter how far I run, somewhere in the distance I can always hear the faint echo of an ass going pow.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you...

Unknown said...

if i may say, despite the mirrors, i find your body to be absolutely perfect. i mean, damn.

oline said...

shocking! scandalous! swoon!

Les Savy Ferd said...

wait wait wait a minute. Austin, you run in the same social circles as the ass that goes pow? So, will she be coming over to the next HIMYM viewing night?