The very next thing she looked up was sex chat. The horrible path my aunt went down did not end well, but actually had a silver lining. Her knowledge and experience in the world of freaky deaky sex pervos actually helped me combat a predator who lived with my daughters, Mr Blister himself. If my aunt hadn’t gotten addicted, I might ever have found out. So, thanks Al Gore, for inventing Internet Porn!

On an educational note, the pornography industry actually drives technology quite a bit. The only other thing is games. I don’t think that would make for a valid excuse though, “But, honey, I’m pushing the envelope of cutting edge technology!”