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“You are so beautiful….. So…. Beautiful. I am not worthy, worthy to have you.”

“I am just a dream Prasun, your dream. So I am yours, always yours.”


It’s almost 9 am, Prasun got up from his bed, he inhaled the aroma of fresh cooked breakfast and tea coming out of the kitchen. He freshened up and sat with the newspaper as his wife Malini served the breakfast on the table.

“You are late today, missed your morning walk as well. Are you alright.” Prasun heard Malini’s concerned voice.

“Oh ya, just tired, busy time at office.”

“Yeah. That’s why you slept early last night, never watched you sleeping so much.” Malini’s voice gets fainted as she walked back to kitchen.


“I want to be with you, always. I love talking to you, holding your hand and walk though this gardens and boulevards.”

“I am your dream Prasun, you can be with me as long as you are sleeping, as long as you let me be in your mind.”


Prasun felt a sudden jerk on his shoulder, as he opened his eyes he saw Malini is holding and shaking his shoulders with both hands, she looked worried.

“Its 10:30 am Prasun, Don’t you have to go to office? Are you feeling alright? I am seeing it for a week now, you are sleeping for hours. Are you feeling weak or something? I think we should consult a physician.”

“Ahh, don’t make a fuss. Get me some tea, I am already late.” Prasun stepped towards the bathroom leaving his clearly anxious wife behind.


“Malini, what if one fine day I don’t wake up from my sleep at all, how will you react?”

“Prasun, please don’t speak all these nonsense, Nothing of that sorts will ever happen. If anything happens to you, I won’t be alive without you.”

“I am not saying I’ll die, I am simply saying what if I never get up from my sleep. What If I just be asleep all the time?”

“I don’t understand.”

“There’s a girl, in my dream. I think I have fallen love with her. But I can see her, talk to her and be with her if I am asleep. You see, she’s a dream, so I need to be in my sleep to be with her.”

“(Horrified), you have gone crazy. We need a psychiatrist.”

“No, I need some sleep. I need her.”


“Doctor, please do something, he is sleeping more than 18 hours a day, hasn’t go out of his bedroom for 3 days. He is not eating or even talking to me.”

“I am not able to understand the symptoms, try the medication for one more day, if there’s no improvement we have to shift him to a mental ward for further treatment.”

“Is he going insane? Doctor please help him.”

“I am trying all I can. Let’s monitor him till tomorrow.”


“I have come to bid you goodbye.”

“What? Why? And why are you looking so miserable, tired and exhausted, black patches under your eyes.”

“It’s your wife, Malini.”

“What did she do to you?”

“She invaded into my dreams, she is threating me, tormenting me in my dreams.”

“Your dreams? You are a dream!! How a dream, can dream?”

“I am a dream Prasun, but in this dreamland of mine I am just like you, I eat, play, drink and sleep. And I dream too. Your wife is constantly entering in there and threating to ruin everything. I am unable to sleep, scared to see her. She turned to be a nightmare of mine. I am sorry, but I must leave you.”

“Please don’t go………….”


Prasun woke up with a jolt. He drank half a bottle of water in a hurry and checked the table clock, its 3 AM in the morning. He turned and saw Malini was fast asleep next to him. ‘What a nightmare’ Prasun thought. He remembered clearly from the first day incident, crazy, he felt like he passed weeks in this dream.

Malini was mumbling something in his sleep. As prasun turned and bend over to listen, he heard!! “Keep your filthy hands off my Husband you BITCH!!”



A series of unfortunate events



Aniket was standing near the door in his white kurta and pajama, miserable and poignant he was looking at his wife resting in peace. Her body was covered with a white sheet as all the near and dear ones and other relatives are paying their homage before performing the last rites and rituals.

The neighbours are murmuring as how the misfortune has befallen upon this poor family. This is the 4th tragic death in this family. First it’s Aniket’s father-in-law Manoj Pradhan died in a cardiac arrest. Then it’s his eldest daughter Neeta, died in a freak accident. The youngest daughter of Manoj, Geeta, she was always too sensitive, all these tragedies were proven too much for her. She committed suicide by jumping off from the terrace.

It was then only Aniket and his beloved wife Meeta. But Meeta was already lost all her willingness to live after the demise of her father and two sisters. Though Aniket tried his level best to keep his wife out of harm’s way, she was completely broken and at last her health gave up.

After the cremation and all other formalities, Aniket returned home after past midnight. Then he sat on his arm chair and lit a cigarette, and recalling the chain of events as they were happening.

Manoj sir was always fond of Aniket, the rich orphan boy and a brilliant student of psychology. So when Aniket passed out of college, Manoj asked him to marry his eldest daughter Neeta. But being a arrogant snob, she refused to marry him. Then Manoj proposed that Aniket should get married to his next daughter Meeta. Whose nature was just opposite to Neeta. Only with that condition that Aniket will agree to live in his Father-in-laws house with his family.

Aniket lit his 2nd cigarette, tonight he can’t sleep. Tonight all the memories are coming alive.

First it was Manoj sir, he had an asthma which was deteriorating day by day. So that night after everyone asleeps Aniket got into his father-in-law’s room. He was fast asleep with his inhaler next to his pillow. It wasn’t tough to hide the inhaler before placing the wet towel on Manoj’s face.

Then it’s Neeta, everyone knew about her insane fear of ghosts. So when she started seeing her dead father’s belongings here and there she was already scared. Then a wig and a walking stick had done the trick with her father’s recorded voice. The stairs can be very slippery sometimes.

Geeta was so emotional. When she found out her Brother-in-law is in love with her and wants her more than her sister, it was too much for her to take. She did not wanted to be a reason of her sister’s broken marriage, as Aniket was keep insisting. So she wrote the letter and took a leap of freedom from the terrace.

He knew, calm and composed Meeta will recover from the shock of the demise of her beloved father and her two adored sister. So Aniket made sure she always had the prescribed medicines from the doctor but never the right ones. It took 6 months, but at last……

Aniket always hated people who try to control him, try to lay a certain path in front of him. So boring. Just like his dead parents. He remembered how much they nagged him to accompany them to the nearby temple they were going to visit. Only if they knew their car brake was tampered with…..


Office Tales

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(Knock on the cabin door)

Boss: Come in..

Accountant: Yes Sir, Did you call me?

Boss: Yes! There was 20 lakhs cash in the vault here from the last deal. I thought I would deposit it today. But it seems that the entire cash is missing.

Accountant: Good heavens! Someone stole it. Who could that be? Sir, did you already informed the police

Boss: I should, but I know who stole it. So I am going to give you one chance to confess. You’ll be fired but you won’t at least in jail.

Accountant: This is absurd. This is just a ploy to fire me; I am not falling for it. Let’s call the cops.

Boss: Well you are right. I never liked you much. Now get out, you are fired!!

Accountant: Oh! Then your wife must know about the affair between you and your secretary. She shouldn’t be in dark about that anymore.

Boss: Are you trying to blackmail me?

Accountant: Just trying to save my job. You and I both know that I have nothing to do with that stolen money.

Boss: My wife needs not to know anything about me and my secretary. Now just get the hell out of here and do whatever you are doing.

Accountant: Thank you boss.

(That night, in the bed)

Accountant: That bastard almost nailed me.

Boss’s wife: Don’t worry darling, we got everything under control right!

Accountant: Yes we do baby. He still thinks the money is safe where he hid it. I already moved it to the parking lot. In two suitcases, well hidden. Tomorrow I am going to get it and then…….

Boss’s wife: Please darling, take me away from this hell. We will go away some place quiet and nice.

Accountant: Mauritius??

(Same night, someplace else)

Boss: Darn that bastard, I almost got him.

Accountant’s wife: Oh honey, what are we going to do now?

Boss: Don’t you worry. I got it under control. I already have the money, hidden in my toilet. Tomorrow I will move it somewhere safe and then I got to find another way to frame him and fire him.

Accountant’s wife: I can’t wait anymore sweetheart. Divorce that bitch so I can dump my sorry ass husband. I am dying to be with you, forever.

Boss: That day is coming very soon baby, get for our honeymoon trip.

Accountant’s wife: Ummm, you have any place is mind?

Boss: How about Mauritius??

(Same night, another place)

She was thinking, it’s been two years. She’s sleeping with both of them and both made a heap of promises to marry her and keep her happy. Why people always under estimate her and insult her wit?

The Secretary was looking at the two suitcases she picked up from the parking lot. She has to leave this place tonight and get vanished.

She’s thinking of someplace happening, Mauritius!!


Midnight Talks

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(Time: 12:30 AM, Somewhere in a metro city India)

He: Hello

She: Hello, who’s this?

He: It’s me.

She: Me who?

He: You don’t remember me?

She: No I don’t. Tell me who’s this?

He: We used to speak to each others for hours, sometimes the all the night.

She: Well, I haven’t spoken to anyone for hours in years now.

He: How could you forget me? We even got married, while in phone.

She: Never!

He: Yes we did. I asked you out and you said you want a husband, not a boyfriend. And that night I took you as my lawfully wedded wife and you took me as your beloved husband.

She: *Disconnected the call, turned and looked at her husband* Can we not play this stupid game?

He: *Smiles*