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Christine O'Donnell has wiggled her nose and put a hex on the GOP establishment.

The novice Tea party candidate turned lots of heads, Linda Blair-like, in defeating Republican party favorite Mike Castle in the Delaware Senate primary.

O'Donnell is getting lots of media attention, and she's lappin' it up like a kitten to milk. But, according to her, she ain't all that thirsty. Or lusty.

She's against all forms of lust, including the self-gratification kind.

(Let your minds do the math and your fingers do the walkin', folks.)

O'Donnell admits she used to dabble in a bit of witchcraft. But just on dates when she was a teenager.

To be honest, this shouldn't be any big deal. Unless you're running for office as an intolerant family-values Christian conservative.

But seriously, who hasn't had that awkward moment when a date asked you what the goat head was for? Seriously, c'mon folks. Demonic worship with decapitated farm animals is good clean fun on a first date. And one heck of an ice-breaker.

But Karl Rove, the Warlock of W, has been taken aback by O'Donnell's victory. Even he thinks this girl is bat$#!+ crazy and that the Republicans have been given a Tea Party roofie.

Personally, I think she's the best thing to happen to political satirists since her mentor, Sarah Palin.


Anyone for tea?