“Thanks a lot Derek!” 🤦‍♂️😏🤣🤣 https://t.co/s2u4Yvagc2

trying to figure out who i should be for halloween and in general

Woof woof.

Priceless NFT Artwork Vandalized With Spray Paint Tool bit.ly/31weeic https://t.co/SrcBoYINaI

It only takes 3 minutes to check in on your mental health. Try this this free, anonymous, online depression screening test at areyoufeelingok.com and encourage others to do the same on National Depression Screening Day. #OneStepBetter @YYC_counselling #NDSD2021 https://t.co/9Vf8gXFafP


woah that was quick https://t.co/xt9IWCip5j

I think the fact that I read about it rather than noticed it is a sign of good digital health. The fact that I read about it on twitter less so, but you can't have everything. twitter.com/AP/status/1445…

Delete, delegate, respond, defer and do. I love the idea of inbox zero. These days I can't get it below 50 no matter what I do. theguardian.com/technology/202…

After just a little bit of experimentation I've determined that printing this thing at 65% scale is what's needed to make it credit card sized. You're welcome. https://t.co/mBnvlg1ken

Pfft. Everyone knows red cables are fastest. Unless there's someone out there selling an RGB network cable? twitter.com/MUO_official/s…


Instead of requesting a traditional wake-up call in a hotel, the French writer Alphonse Allais would have the concierge call the room on either side of his one in order ‘to be gently woken by the sound of your neighbours’ protests’.

👀👀👀 twitter.com/yioremote/stat…

Over the weekend I swapped my powerline network adapters for these, and the performance improvement has been dramatic. Definitely recommended if you no longer have a bunch of cable boxes needing to talk to one another. amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B08PMR…

First network cable in the server closet crimped successfully! https://t.co/B0nOlIL8jh

Out of nowhere I have remembered that my first cell phone camera wasn't built into the phone, it was separate device that connected to the phone with a cable. https://t.co/KoysULs3bz

Very much enjoying this today. thechive.com/2021/09/22/the…

It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears. https://t.co/IVqb5NYQIq

Today's the day, folks. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

Woof, bark woof bark, bark.

Anyone want it? $5 and it's yours 🤣 twitter.com/JayWll/status/…

Found this in the basement, wrapped in pages from a 1998 edition of the Calgary Herald, above the ceiling in one of the bedrooms. Alright then. https://t.co/Grh8d4K9n3

Woof, woof woof woof.

After 45 minutes of math I have confirmed that the loyalty rewards program at my gas station of choice is indeed the best. Time well spent! Maybe next I'll make a spreadsheet and some charts. ⛽

Woof, bark.

Sadly I was vaccinated too early for anyone to pay me $100 for it, but regardless I've donated my $100 to the Calgary Health Trust's COVID-19 response fund, and for good measure another $100 to the provincial NDP givinghearts.calgaryhealthtrust.ca.

Any time a headline is in the form of a question the answer is "no" and there's really nothing more to be learned by reading the article. ctvnews.ca/health/coronav…

Thanks to whoever watered me just now!! So moist.


Woof woof woof bark!

Bark bark woof woof.

I think he likes the boat? Or maybe he hates it? It's hard to tell, but I like to think it's scary in a good way, like a rollercoaster 🐕🚣🏻🎢 https://t.co/hyDCE4pABF

🚣🏻‍♂️🌅🏖️ @ Lake Isle, Alberta instagram.com/p/CSuiyaphz5M/…

I'm mad about this, and also the charger that came with my Pixel 5 is still in the box because I never unpacked it. engadget.com/google-pixel-6…

Bark bark.

This. Hardly anyone I've spoken to seems to have grasped this. I already don't love getting up before the sun in the winter. Having it be dark until mid-morning is not an improvement over the status quo. calgary.ctvnews.ca/hate-springing…

I don't rate him much as a provincial leader, but credit where credit's due... theguardian.com/sport/2021/aug…

Our last car would steer to park itself but you had to apply the breaks and control the speed. The new version only requires you to keep your finger on the “park” button while it manoeuvres around forwards and backwards and then puts itself in park once it's done.

Queuing without barriers. Makes you proud to be British. https://t.co/6Zy2GMMhft

Have you noticed how the word "super" is slowly replacing the word "very" in American English? Only in a positive sense for the moment: you often hear "I'm super excited", for example, but rarely "I'm super upset" or "super afraid". It's super interesting

Bark, woof bark, bark bark.

Woof bark bark bark woof.

Bark woof.

Technology is so great. @SnoopysBF and I don't even need to go outside to supervise @asiancwgrl watering the lawn, we can do it from the comfort of the sofa. 🛋️🐕🚿 https://t.co/Tyc13gr25r

Dogs will ignore their owners if they know they are lying.


Bark bark, bark bark bark!

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My brother likes small butts and cannot tell the truth.
We each guard a door, one leads to the biggest of butts, the other to certain death.


Nope. engadget.com/facebook-messe…