Now that we have joyfully welcomed in the New Year 5773, it is time to turn our attention to more serious matters, such as the following recall notice:



This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal Non-Morality” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The manufacturer has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R (tollfree)


Next, download ATONEMENT into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, it will be replaced with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control


WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list here, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

Thank you for your attention!

Posted on September 18, 2012, in 2012, Ram's Horn, September 2012. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Clever! Who think of these things?

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