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Red Nose Day Jokes!

Being funny for money!


We had lots of laughs in Reception this afternoon when the children told their jokes to the class. We were so proud of how confident they were and there was some amazing comedic delivery! Below are the jokes told by the can imagine how, by then end, the class had just descended into giggles! We had talked yesterday and earlier today about the reason for all this fun and how important and serious raising this money is (see Tapestry for more detail). Enjoy!!!


Ella and John: What wobbles in the sky? A jelly-copter!


Imogen: Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Moo!


Sienna: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!


Jamie: Doctor doctor I feel like a cow. How long have you been feeling like this? Oh for yee-ha’s!!


Max: Why did the penguin poo? Because he ate too much fish!


Dylan: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Why, the chicken of course!


Evangeline: What do a call a horse who’s your neighbour? Your neeiighhh-bour!


Olivia G: What’s a spider with no legs? A raisin!


Peter: What is brown and sticky? A stick!


Gigi: How does the sea cross the road? It goes over the cars!


Florence: What do you call a watch made out of a belt? A 'waist' of time!


Tom: What do call a pig that doesn’t get a shower? A stink pig!


Alice: What do you call a car crossing the road? A car jelly!


Olivia M: The seagull flies over the sea. What flies over a bay? A bay-gull!


Arthur Ke: What is brown and it stinks? A poo!


Alex: Knock knock! Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who? You said it!


Reuben: Why did the hand go to the doctors? Because he had a poo on his head!


Arthur W: What do you call a spare and feet? Spare feet!


Arthur Ki: What do you call a tongue that goes on a car? A poo tongue!


Charlie T: Why did the horse go in a crowd? Because a poo came on him!



Thank you everyone! :0)