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Most Patriotic: 4,374thMost Conservative: 5,691stMost Primitive: 6,710th
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Golden Philippines

Population292 million



The Republic of Golden Philippines is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 292 million Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laoag. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The powerhouse Golden Philippinesian economy, worth 24.3 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,173 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, in pet stores nationwide Carabaos are growing in popularity, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Philippines's national animal is the Carabao, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Golden Philippines is ranked 228,955th in the world and 4,451st in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 75.99 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Patriotic: 4,374thMost Conservative: 5,691stMost Primitive: 6,710thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,747thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,438thSafest: 13,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,691stMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,661stLargest Mining Sector: 21,246thLowest Crime Rates: 22,283rd
Most Patriotic: 90th in the regionMost Conservative: 162nd in the regionMost Primitive: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionTop
Safest: 257th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 351st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 363rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 405th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 456th in the region

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