07 January 2011


It sounds so simple. Freeze-dry your samples and pulverise them. But sometimes it's easier said than done! The core we took in Connecticut is all roots. With a mortar you're not getting anywhere. I was a bit at a loss. Luckily we have an inventive lab technician. She looked at my struggling, and said "maybe you should try one of these half-circular herb chopping knives!" And it sounded worth the try. She also knew a nearby kitchen untensil shop, and off I was.
Such a thing seems to be called a "hachoir". And I hachoired away! Blimey, these roots don't stand a chance. It's a heck of a lot of work, and the thought that that core is a meter long makes me want to cry, run away, and stick my head in the sand somewhere, but at least I'm homogenising these samples better than I ever figured I'd be able to do!

I was chuffed with the results, but I still wanted one of the guys from the CORiF lab have a look at it. I mean, it says "mortar" on the description of sample preparation, not "chop".

When the bloke in question came up he became all lyrical. He said he'd never seen such organic sediments being homogenised so well. And then packed so well, with my famous upside-down chisel action. He immediately started taking pictures of me and my samples to send them to the head of the CORiF lab, so they'd have documentation of how it should be done. I'm not joking!

One of the pics in question
No need to mention I continued with extra motivation. And still, that entire meter is still intimidating me, but I will end up on top!

And who knows. If somewhere in the distant future I'm done with that core I still have a most classy and culinary hachoir! If I can convince myself to find use for it in my kitchen my sister will perhaps be proud of me...


Unknown said...

Dat klinkt als: "hier, neem mijn stertetraëders maar[1]".
Maar nu mijn bijdrage aan de wetenschap, die ook mij onsterfelijk zal maken:al eens een staafmixer geprobeerd?

[1] http://tumblr.com/xczahpywb

Maaike said...

Haha, op die close-ups ziet het eruit als een heel groot mes, maar op de overzichtsfoto is ie opeens heel klein. Dan kan ik me voorstellen dat een meter intimiderend is... Sterkte!

Margot said...

Staafmixer! Ik heb er een, maar die kan dit niet. Wat wel eventueel zou kunnen is een koffiemolen! Maar ik ben al door het nare stuk van die kern heen... Wel dank voor het meedenken!