October 17, 2021

Scrooged! Fewer Presents From Santa Due to Global Warming

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The nutty world has fallen just shy of declaring a reduction in penis sizes due to global warming, by trumping up some lame story about how the fake phenomenon has reduced the size of reindeer. And you pagan worshipers should be able to figure out that smaller reindeer means fewer presents the fat, perverted elf can carry on his fake sleigh.

You can’t make this crap up. A bogus study is SUGGESTING that due to global warming, the result of which conditions MIGHT prohibit a handful of caribou, in one small portion of the globe, from getting enough lichen to eat and their size has been reduced. GASP! PANIC! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We’re all going to die…especially if I don’t get my new “eye” pad or “eye” phone.

Amazing how fake scientists, promoting the Vatican’s controlling lie about Climate Change, can take a tiny sample within what I have always called pockets of changing weather conditions, i.e. “Pocket Warming,” and make broad statements about how the world is coming to an end because evil men fart and drive cars.

But wait! What’s this? What does this stupid statement that nobody will pay attention to due to their mindless, automated actions programmed into them?

“Reindeer numbers have increased over the past two decades, said the research team, so greater competition for food likely also contributed to their smaller size.”

The article sets up the reader to automatically react by making a bold-face lie saying, “…land surface temperatures in the Arctic were about 2.8 degrees Celsius (five degrees Fahrenheit) higher last year than when records began a century earlier.” These people need to be locked up.

However, what’s this? “Reindeer numbers have increased over the past two decades” despite their own lie that temperatures in that same region have increased 5 degrees. According to these mental morons, that’s not possible. Global warming is causing the reindeer to “starve to death.” How, then, could numbers have increased?

Looks to me like a natural phenomenon. Conditions were favorable, perhaps better than the “norm” for reindeer to grow in numbers. As the statement above says, larger numbers mean more competition for food, which creates reduced feeding, which results in smaller animals and a lower birth rate. This sometimes roller-coaster event takes place naturally and we surely don’t need idiots telling people reindeer are starving because of global warming, when clearly, the moron’s own data confirms that numbers have been growing.

My God! The people in this world are getting dumber each day. Pay another quarter million dollars to get a good dose of college indoctrination and then come back and tell us another stupendous lie.

The Pope says “Fake News” is like “fecal fetish.” I can tell you clearly that 99% of what most people believe to be reliable news is the “fecal fetish” warehouse. It’s BULLSHIT! The Pope is too busy molesting little boys to have a clue about global warming or fecal fetishes. Hell awaits you!