It's difficult to explain the carcinogenic siding on my house.

But I can try asbestos I can.




A man is nailing siding onto a house, but he throws away every second or third nail he picks up.

The boss says "you're wasting nails, why are you throwing so many away!?"

"They are pointed on the wrong side" says the employee.

"You idiot" the boss exclaims, "those are for the other side of the house".

Two blondes decide their house needs new siding

So they go out and buy the materials and return home to do the job. They decide it would be best for the first blonde to work on the front and the second on the back.

After about an hour the first blonde goes to the back to see how it's coming and watches as the other blonde picks up a nail ...
