99 Things to Do to a Naked Man

Even if you think your carnal IQ is already off the charts, don't you dare hop into bed until you crib these very randy hints -- we're talking specifics that'll turn you into the kind of sexual dynamo he's only dreamed of. Here are 10 ways to make him moan. If you have long hair, let it down and sweep it along my entire body, from my face to my chest to my navel...on south.

23. With your lips practically touching my ear, whisper the naughtiest deed you'd spring on me if you had the nerve.

31. Wear a dress when you're out with me with nothing underneath. Then tell me there's nothing underneath.

35. Suck my finger as if you're doing it to, um, another body part.

41. Wake me up with oral sex.

53. Drag me into the bathroom at a dive bar for some hot, dirty, stand-up sex.

59. Keep the lights on!

74. Suck on an ice cube just before licking my nipples.

88. Just before going down on me, put on some really dark lipstick so that I can see everywhere your mouth has been.

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