Wednesday, February 15, 2006


Hey, you. Yeah you. What are you staring at? You never see a blog before? Take a picture, it lasts longer.

Wait. Stop. Don't go away. I was only kidding. Come back here....yeah...okay. Let's start over. Sit down. How are you? Hmmm...yawn. That's interesting.

Well, enough about you. This is my blog. How do you like it? Some call it a Blego, but I prefer to just think of it as a blog. What's a Blego? My, you don't get out in the Blogosphere much do you?

Blego: a combination of the words Blog and Ego, used to describe the
actions of bloggers who write as to their own self worth

(Slang) the blogging self; I the blogger
Usage in reference to self promotion on, or as part of, blogs.
I'm bored. Let's talk about me again. Did I tell you I was the baby of the family. Yes, two older brothers. Want to see my baby pictures. Wait...where are you going? Don't leave. We can talk about you. Tell me something about yourself.

La, la, la, la....Everyone seems to like chocolate. Not me. Well, not alot of it. I watch my fat and sugar intake. Did I tell you I save my toenail clippings?

Sorry...what were you were saying about yourself? Did I ask you whether you blog? What's the URL. I could blogroll you. Wait, don't get the wrong idea. I realize we just met, but I feel as if I have known you for ages. You really seem to understand me.

Stop, no, don't leave....shit. There went another one. Oh well. Somebody else will show up.


No, stop, I was just you want to see some photos of my cats?


Alex Pendragon said...

hehe....clever. This reminds me of the infamous "got something to eat?" goat monolog that Lights posted.

Well, take care, I gotta go write something about me now......

Time said...

Thanks. It was kind of inspired by the goat column that the monkey playing cymbals shared with Lights from the Onion

And it is always about you, isn't it the michael.

Lights in the wake said...

Much as I'd like to take credit for anothers work I have to admit that it was the monkey playing cymbals who posted the link to that Onion piece.

Time said...

Glad you admitted that Lights. The monkey can stop chattering now.

Lights in the wake said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that that post was pretty damned funny. A serious oversight, my apologies.

cherish said...

That was very clever. The eyeball was freaky!!