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Dinosaurs Confessions

Dinosaurs confession stories and sins

Confession #4955


I really fucking hate old people they are nothing but a nuisance to the whole goddamn world. Bitter old and creepy ass dinosaurs who really need to just go extinct.

Old People first of all GET THE FUCK OFF THE GODDAMN ROAD! You old corpses can't fucking drive without holding up traffic, nearly swerving into other drivers, cutting off drivers, and making all of us late for work because you old fossils just want to piss us all off. Then I honk at you and tell you to GET THE FUCK OFF THE GODDAMN ROAD, than you want to point your finger and get pissed at me because your old stupid ass can't drive, mother fucker you want to fight i'll knock your goddamn dentures right out of your fucking mouth.

Also Old People you think it's funny to stop in the middle of the aisles to talk to other rotting corpses and get in the way of shoppers? If I was an employee I would make you old fossils get out of the way or leave the store. But if you old fucks want to act rude and bitter than don't mind me if I run your old asses over with my cart and tell you old fucks to get the fuck out of my way you old fucks. I don't have all goddamn day to wait on you dinosaurs to finish your conversation; here's an idea go talk to eachother at the retirement home and get out of the store and out of my way.

Also some old fuck pissed me off by being rather rude just to use the restroom thinking i was in his way then I raise my hand up and he says idf he was bothering me. Yes you are bothering me now go empty your bladder and get out of my face you old fossil. He then grabbed me by my shirt and I grabbed him by his hands and pushed him onto the ground and I yelled "DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR FUCKING OLD HANDS ON ME EVER AGAIN YOU GODDAMN OLD BASTARD. I was about to punch this old bastard in his crinkled face and knock his dentures out of his mouth before a Walmart employee got between us because this old fuck was about to go meet the Grim Reaper a lot sooner by my hands.

Also to you old fucks out there that like to harass young employees who are trying to work by saying they are having a hard job and calling them lazy; how about you old fucks shut the fuck up, go home, sit on your wrinkled hemorrhoid filled ass, watch Matlock and get the fuck out of the Goddamn Store and leave the young employees alone who are just trying to do their jobs. Old people your time came and went, you old fucks are so goddamn bitter at today's generation that you find the need to harass them over their workrate. Listen grandpa WE DON'T LIVE IN YOUR DAY ANYMORE get with the goddamn fucking times and better yet go home, sit on your hemorrhoid filled ass and go fuck yourself you old dinosaur; if you say that to me i'll be sure to punch you in your wrinkled old face and knock your dentures right out of your mouth you old fossils.

Old People please go home, stay home, stay the fuck out of society and just fucking die already you miserable waste of fresh air.