Captain Bravado

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 19, 2002.

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    Captain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies.

    ship approaching, and the crew became frantic.

    Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

    The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while
    wearing the brightly coloured frock, the Captain led his crew into
    battle and defeated the mighty pirates.

    of earlier.

    shirt before battle?"

    would not show my blood.

    Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid."

    All of the men sat and marvelled at the courage of such a manly man's

    but TEN pirate ships approaching.

    The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for
    his usual orders.

    Captain Bravado gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed

    "Get me my brown pants."