The lab results say I'm sterile!

B-b-but the doc still wants ten more squirties, so Mommy's making em all ruins an we're keeping count wiff sharpie~ ;____;

@Marshy Yusssssh~

Last Christmas Mommy decided I should get the snip snip so I can't make babies, an wiff the hair removal too I basically dun got anything that makes me a growed up man anymore!

@Marshy Well partly 'cause Mommy can't make anymore babies herself, an partly cause I'm not really a growed up so it just seems better this way?
