

Sunday, August 23, 2015

I’VE GOT AN IDEA, BODY ART! - a cranky re-run

This re-run is from August 2012.  Some commenters found it to be Misogynistic.  It just goes to show you that women do not understand sarcasm.















You want to be more attractive? 

Lose some weight (or gain some weight) it’s healthy. 


Women…read a book.


Women…smile and stop complaining.




  1. Showing some cleavage is difficult since I had a mastectomy on one side--I'd tend to tip over!!

  2. I do not understand the permanent things people do to their bodies. At least showing cleavage is something you can easily stop doing if it's not the right look for you.

  3. Strange customs of other may not know how strange it seems in Germany that most American males are circumcised. Why would you subject an innocent newborn to such a painful procedure - only to remove the most sensitive part of this organ? (Note: this is the common thinking in Germany, where babies are not circumcised. My ex-husband and current husband are American and circumcised, as are my three sons. And sorry if this is too personal...;-) - all in the interest of just showing what's "normal" in one culture is highly unusual in another)

  4. I think you're equal in your sarcasm, spreading it out equally between both sexes. As for tattoos, I'd get one if a saw one that i though looked good on me. Mostly, they just look trashy.

  5. Puncturing, poisoning, permanently painting one's face...yet I was told after my thyroid surgery how to cover up my neck scar with makeup and scarves!

  6. One of my granddaughters is a tattoo artist (among other things) and has many of them on her body. I don't understand it and I've told her so. She has offered to do one on me but I have declined so far. Maybe when I die I'll have her do a "R.I.P." on my body.

  7. Excellent advice except for the cleavage part. I'm just saying.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky, ☺

  8. Well, we did come a long way and we will go even further to prove that we do not need the approval of our society to do anything outrageous LOL.

  9. I've known of several people who have gotten tattoos of their at the time love interest's name; only to break up over time and then have to have the tattoo altered a bit. I like making changes that will grow out, like a hair style or coloring to it. Anything more permanent, I'm a bit leery of it.


  10. I heartily dislike all the face piercings around these days; as for piercing other body parts, I just shudder when thinking of possible infections. I've considered getting a tattoo, designed to look like a bracelet, it would have my name, birth date and blood group. But I haven't got around to getting it done and probably never will.

  11. Body piercings make me cringe to look at them and tattoos - I was once naive enough to think they were only on sailors!

  12. I'm being totally serious when I say I get the dry heaves when I have to stand behind people with those ear bolts.

  13. Excellent! I agree, all this goes against the natural flow of life. You be what you be. Get over it. I always cringe when I see a person, usually female, who is all stretched out, dressed like a starlet, bleached hair, etc, then all wrinkled from the neck down. What is this all about, a face transplant? Come on, be happy with you!

  14. I have read three blogs today. The first referred to Marsha Brady, the second referred to Marcia Cross who looks like she's had 2 tons of Botox injected in her face, and your's referring to Botox! 3° Of Joe Hagy.

  15. "I am beautiful, no matter what you smell and my hair look great all day". Christine Allegra.

  16. Be a kind, loving person, and you will be beautiful.

  17. Some of the women (and men) who've had plastic work done look downright scary.
    I'm playin' the cards that were dealt me.




