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TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours.

Guess women are the ones full of shit.

Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

100 year old lady is asked what's her secret

"Well, for a good digestion, I drink beer. If I don't have an appetite, I drink white wine. If my blood pressure is low, I drink red wine. When I have a cold I drink whiskey. "

"And water, when do you drink water?"

"I've never been that sick. "

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson...

Apparently it's called an "Eye disection" not "Eye digestion"

You know what really takes guts?


AN elderly chap went to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor asked the man whether he drank alcohol.

“Yes,” he replied. “For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, and in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink ...

A Bulgarian goes to the doctor

A Bulgarian goes to the doctor for a checkup. He enters the room, hangs his coat and sits infront of the doctor.

-When was the last time you had an examination made by a doctor? -asked the doctor.

-I don't know. Maybe 20 years ago.

-Do you drink?

-Yes. I drink beer for ki...

An old lady visits her doctor

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this little problem with gas, I have a really poor digestion and really fart a lot. But it really doesn't bother me too much as my farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here ...

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Some are reporting Gov. Christie is losing weight just so he can make a run in 2016. Not to be outdone, Sen. Rubio...
