The Rock of Love: Vegas, Baby!

This show literally cracks me up.

At the start of the show, we see Bret Michaels on stage, performing some old and new songs, including “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”. The fab four are dancing around like crazed fans, having a good time.

Bret says that he has to go get ready for dinner and the girls stay behind with the band guys to hang out and drink. Brandy and Lacey get totally smashed in that fifteen minutes and make idiots out of themselves. Lacey got carried to her hotel room, while the remaining three were left to entertain Bret.

Heather is munching away, then all eyes are focused on Brandy, who spews at the dinner table. She’s assisted by Jes, and then is escorted back to her room. Afterwards, Bret says that he wants to spend time with Jes, as she was playing good samaritan with the drunk girls.

They do the nasty and voom–she’s on a plane back to L.A.

Bret then says he wants to have dinner with Heather and Lacey. They talk for a bit, then Bret decides he wants to do the nasty with Lacey, and sends Heather on her way. She was miffed.

In the morning, Brandy tells the other girls that she doesn’t feel that she’s the right one for Bret, after previously telling him that she loves him.

That sealed in her fate. Bret said goodbye and then there were three.
