Friday, October 16, 2015

Use Your Words: When to Get Away With Murder


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But, of course, I had to go.








Spaghetti Brains

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Spaghetti Brains
Printable Recipe
8 oz spaghetti
1 cup Homemade Marinara: Recipe HERE
1 cantaloupe
2 orange slices jellied candies
2 gummy lifesavers
2 mini M&Ms
1 2-inch piece of twizzler

NOTE: You will need 3 toothpicks
OPT: kitchen knife for presentation

*OPT: Place kitchen knife in the top for presentation.


  1. Sweet mother of funny. I cannot stop giggling! I love you. Let me eat this spaghetti, and then I'll help you bury the cantaloupe.... er umm body!!

  2. So funny and definitely justifiable! Nobody who sees the granny panties gets to live! Don't worry I know a good cop and a bad cop and they ain't tellin'!!

  3. adorable halloween food!!!! I came out of the bathroom at school like that, thankfully no one was around...I might have died if a student saw me...

    1. OMG, you would have had to change schools. Or careers!

  4. Another advantage of the days before electronic surveillance... you got away with it ;-)
    Oh man, it started out so well!

  5. I know EXACTLY why this has stayed hidden from the boys....because I know EXACTLY what my boys would continually bring up at all the wrong times if they had known this happened to me. LOL. Funny timing for this, though, because my second grader came outta school with her dress tucked into her tights.

  6. Funny story but OMG I would have DIED!

  7. That's hysterical! But you didn't tell us if you got the job or not!?!?!

  8. Bad way to lose a job. You could have bribed him with food to keep him quiet. But you would still have to face him every morning. I guess murder is the best.

  9. LOL, too funny! Yep, no choice in the matter, really.

  10. Oh man.....but, I mean.....self-defense and what not, right?

  11. You'll get no argument from here, that was totally justifiable. You certainly couldn't work for him once he'd seen your granny panties, that's just a level of intimacy you can't have with a boss...

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    1. That's OK, took some drastic measures, but situation is under control, LOL.

  13. Ugly underwear exposed can cause anyone to snap!

  14. After all that. Death over granny panties. LMAO!

