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Bear Removal in Wisconsin

A man in rural Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers."


So goes the neighborhood!

Kevin the Bean Lover

Once upon a time there lived a man named Kevin. Kevin had a passion for baked beans. He loved them, but unfortunately, they always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. Then one day he met sweet Debbie and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She is such a sweet and gentle girl, she would never go for this kind of carrying on." So, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Moral of the Story

A teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Have their parents tell them a story with a moral. The next day, the kids came to class and one by one told their stories... Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and we have hens that lay eggs for market. Once we were taking a basket of eggs to market...on the front seat of the pick-up...and we hit a big bump in the road. The eggs went flying....and broke all over everything. The moral to that story is..."Don't put all of your eggs in one basket." "Very good!" said the teacher.

3 Bad Nuns

There are 3 nuns and a mother superior. The mother superior tells the 3 nuns before they can receive their saint name and that they had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that they would not have urges to be bad...

After the 3 nuns return, the mother superior says, "Did you commit your sins? They all shake their heads yes. The first 2 nuns are crying, the 3rd is giggling.

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