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[Two office workers are standing by the water cooler]
Short Worker: Hey, did you know that the keyboard is the dirtiest thing in an office? Studies have found more fecal matter on keyboards than on toilet seats.
Tall Worker: Those studies must have been using the boss's keyboard!
[The tall worker grabs the short worker, spilling both their drinks]
Tall Worker: Tell anyone and you're dead!