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[–]zeeman928 5365 points5366 points  (124 children)

I love the moment when she gets the joke and her face lights up.

[–]setfire3 2686 points2687 points  (82 children)

the most adorable "Cantaloupe!" we will ever hear in our lives.

[–]DistortoiseLP 416 points417 points  (15 children)

Shame the video cuts it to "Cantalo!"

[–]unfamiliar_road 388 points389 points  (27 children)

You already said that in the comment above you weirdo.

[–]yeeerrrp 179 points180 points  (23 children)

the most adorable "Repost!" we will ever see in our lives.

[–]iwannaelroyyou 57 points58 points  (18 children)

You already said that in the repost above you weirdo.

[–]Gromitt42 29 points30 points  (16 children)


[–]ExiledBlood 56 points57 points  (8 children)

Someone bring out the sledgehammer. Reddit is stuck again.

[–]balleriffic 202 points203 points  (31 children)

Still not as adorable as the most adorable "avocado" https://youtu.be/k-cavEKkirc

[–]AiKantSpel 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Did his parents give him that just to test his reaction when receiving shitty gifts?

[–]Dekrow 25 points26 points  (0 children)

kids latch on to weird stuff. It's possible they were going through the grocery store one day and a kid asked "what's that, dad?" and that dad, while focused on the shopping list, absent-minded says "It's an avocado, son". Then the son spends the next 35 minutes inquiring about this strange new object he's never heard of before.

But it doesn't stop there. When they get home and they're unpacking, the kid asks about avocado. When they are brushing their teeth to go to bed, the kid asks about avocado. When they are eating breakfast in the morning, the kid asks about avocado.

After a few days, the avocado nonsense seems to go away. But then, again absent-minded, the dad asks the child "What do you want for Christmas?". The kid immediately shouts "Avocado!!"

Now this dad can either get his son an avocado for Christmas or he's going to have a teary-eyed toddler on December 25th.

[–]crestfallen_warrior 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Maybe he likes avacado?

I would have been pumped to get a pineapple as a gift as a kid,

[–]Mechakoopa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hell, I had some extra wrapping paper left over that wasn't worth putting back on a roll and saving, so I wrapped up a banana for my kid this last Christmas and he absolutely loved it. He's also 3.

[–]HowIsntBabbyFormed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It might be a wooden one for a play kitchen. Maybe he got lots of stuff for it that Christmas/birthday.

[–]toohigh4anal 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Omg or that cute mom and her child saying "Apple jewwws"


Awww that's weapons-grade cuteness right there

[–]Shroffinator 57 points58 points  (0 children)

actually she says "CANTALOW!"



[–]soapballoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know. There's a pretty cool homeless guy in Baltimore who raps for tips. My favorite:

"I saw your mom, on a boat. Smacked that bitch with a cantaloupe."

[–]stellarstaer 133 points134 points  (13 children)

Hijacking top comment to point you all to my friend Jacob Carr's original post on the now-deceased Vine: https://vine.co/v/OvEWM933Ia2

[–]MtnMaiden 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised they haven't shut down the servers

[–]KinkadesNightmare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to think that she didn't get the joke at all and just screamed out the name of the object put in front of her.

[–]Baron-Harkonnen 34 points35 points  (5 children)

[–]MQ2000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

OP's generic observation gets upvoted to the top once again. reddit recycling at its best

[–]ec20 1055 points1056 points  (77 children)

this is a popsicle stick joke i had as a kid. It was the punchline to "why were the two melons in love so sad?"

"Our parents won't let us marry and we cantelope"

[–]CrapNeck5000 449 points450 points  (29 children)

There was also a play on this in Saved By the Bell

Belding: Screech, you can't elope!

Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

[–]unqtious 217 points218 points  (20 children)

[Insert laugh track]

[–]Zorinth 112 points113 points  (16 children)


[–]Sylvester_Scott 91 points92 points  (12 children)

[Brick cell phone]

[–]hockey_metal_signal 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Theme song guitar riff.

[–]blue_2501 15 points16 points  (3 children)


[–]mainfingertopwise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Time out!

[–]hostilemf[🍰] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I like the laughter because it tells me when to laugh.

[–]Glazin 87 points88 points  (8 children)

My mom would always say this line while cutting melons: "honeydew you love me? Yes but i cantaloupe."

[–]webcamdad_56 68 points69 points  (29 children)

Thank you for clearing that up. As a non-native english speaker, I've never heard the word elope before and was confused as fuck

[–]closertothesunSD 29 points30 points  (19 children)

Don't worry, there are English speakers who would be confused as fuck too.

[–]Oriolus84 21 points22 points  (16 children)

Possibly Australians, because we call that fruit a rockmelon, although I think most of us would be aware that Americans call it cantaloupe.

[–]UO01 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwuzzers.


TIL that Americans have a weird name for rockmelon.

[–]Creedelback 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Mmm. Cantelo.

[–]wetnax 1132 points1133 points  (78 children)

"But alas, you know that we-"


[–]DrFreudberg 189 points190 points  (20 children)

This, wtf is this cantaloupe nonsense?

[–]Lokemer 145 points146 points  (5 children)

rockmelon sounds like the least edible fruit of all time

[–]BoxxZero 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Cantaloupe sounds like it should be grazing on the plains somewhere.

[–]AATroop 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They do.

[–]askyourmom469 29 points30 points  (11 children)

Ohioan here. Wtf is a rockmelon?

[–]geak78 27 points28 points  (9 children)


Within Australia, C. m. reticulatus is known as rockmelon in Queensland, Western Australia, South Australia and New South Wales, and as either rockmelon or cantaloupe in Victoria.

[–]JimmyCrackCrack 13 points14 points  (6 children)

There's parts of Australia where rockmelon is known as cantaloupe?!? Wow.

[–]dackots 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It's called "English," mate.

[–]Gr33ny 74 points75 points  (50 children)

Exactly; what's this Cantaloupe nonsense?

[–]unqtious 258 points259 points  (28 children)

How did I know it was a fucking Australian term for cantaloupe before I Googled rockmelon?

[–]trollacoaster 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Because it sounds a lot deadlier, like everything else in Australia.

[–]cantaloupelion 38 points39 points  (14 children)

Even the wiki is in on it. check out what rockmeon redirects to :o https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rockmelon

[–]can_trust_me 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Ar...are we just gonna ignore this guy's name?

[–]chancetofreeze 11 points12 points  (0 children)

redditor for 3 years

His time has come.


Well, that's only because Wikipedia is a US site. If it was originally a Britsh or Australian site, it would probably be Cantaloupe that redirected to Rockmelon.

Also what's up with cilantro? Such a sissy name for Coriander.

[–]AladeenAlWadiya 119 points120 points  (4 children)

[–]KingLemons 36 points37 points  (2 children)

The girl is so fucking cute, I'm gonna die!

[–]DA40 192 points193 points  (9 children)

Reminds me of the Calvin & Hobbes elope pun

[–]cantaloupelion 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]DerGunther22 649 points650 points  (154 children)

Hello English is not my first Language what does this video mean?

[–]DerGunther22 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Thank you again everybody in this part of the video thread! It is really late in Germany now so I have to go to bed. I would love to write to you more but I have to be rested well for work ^ ^ Bye bye see you tomorrow!

[–]Wants_Him 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good night and sleep tight!

[–]MrFurrypants 308 points309 points  (11 children)

You can tell that he is terribly meloncholy.

[–]petrichorE6 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Just when you think he could show off the fruits of his labour after years of practice.

[–]korean2na 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It really rinds my gears when I hear a bad melon pun.


It's nice that Vine was able to infect a new host.

[–]Burnrate 106 points107 points  (19 children)

I wish it didn't cut before she finished the word

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (13 children)

It's part of the delivery of the joke.

[–]buddascrayon 149 points150 points  (12 children)

No, it's because it's a Vine and they are only 6 seconds lo

[–]psycho_alpaca 45 points46 points  (9 children)

And that sort of makes it part of the joke like tumblr has these really long sentences with no commas in them for some reason like I'm doing now it's like the culture of a particular website or whatever the point being that even though originally these videos might have been cut short because of the time limitation thing it's now become part of Vine's culture and adds to the humor if you like that kind of stuff which you might not that's fine why am I still writing commaless-tumblr-style?

Anyway, I kind of think it adds some charm to it, the "Vine cut". But it gets old after a while.


Fuck i need to breathe jesus.

[–]er0h 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Where is the OC?

[–]HaydenAck43 22 points23 points  (4 children)

His accent reminds me of Charlie's accent when he takes the pills to become smarter "I've grown quite weary"


"wheer-eye" About 1:25 in; one of the best Charlie lines.

[–]booradleyhd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it when Augustus Gloop eats the microphone.

[–]Maestrotx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

da cheetah is faster dandelion

[–]coolpicdude 65 points66 points  (11 children)

[–]wazoheat 38 points39 points  (5 children)

That joke is so old that this joke book play from 1987 makes a joke about that joke being so old.

Here's a version from 1907

[–]PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS 20 points21 points  (2 children)

If you go and watch Saved By the Bell again you can tell just how piss poor of an actor Dustin Diamond is

[–]nodnodwinkwink[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He does have a melon head to be fair.

[–]GravityHug 30 points31 points  (5 children)


Maybe because op is a spammer who uploaded it to youtube today for that sweet sweet youtube moneyyyyy.. Also account is very suspiciously spammy, most likely a bought account or someone with a weak password. Or Or Or Or Maybe OP will prove that I'm a cynical prick.

[–]Starshitlord 10 points11 points  (2 children)

But oh Honeydew 🍈

[–]iea760 842 points843 points  (76 children)

The happiness she has when she understands the joke, I love it

edit; Holy crap this is my most up voted comment yet, thanks everyone!

[–][deleted] 243 points244 points  (11 children)

Haha I love it too. She's just so ready, something makes me think this isn't her first pun.

[–]vlasvilneous 96 points97 points  (5 children)

Lets hope she doesnt live in a punitentiary

[–]dishwasherphobia 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Get out.


Leave, right now, it's the end of you and me

[–]camdoodlebop 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's a vine from a famous viner, odds are it's scripted

[–]RickStevensAndTheCat 150 points151 points  (18 children)

Why do you have to ruin it by thanking everyone?

[–]BestPseudonym 81 points82 points  (2 children)

It's really good to ruin the content of your comment with irrelevant information

edit: This is my most recent comment, thanks everybody!

Edit 2: This is no longer my most recent comment. Thanks for your support, guys.


Nothin' to add to this conversation, but thanks for reading this comment everyone! Stay tuned for more great comments!

edit: Thank you!

[–]xXxCREECHERxXx 33 points34 points  (8 children)

I always make sure to downvote when i see that kinda shit

[–]PM_TIT_PICS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here. Some of them it's tough to downvote because the rest of the comment is so good. But. Stop that shit.

[–]WichitaFallsFalls 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Thanks for letting us know this is your highest rated comment. I was very curious.

[–]Matterplay 38 points39 points  (0 children)



[–]dizorkmage 60 points61 points  (29 children)

I dont think she understood the joke, she just really loves cantaloupe I dont blame her, that is hands down one of my favorite fruits. I would totally exclaim it when I saw it too.

[–]Gullex2 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Let's clarify here. Cantaloupe in season is delicious. Out of season it's a grainy, tasteless abomination served at old people's homes.

[–]vlasvilneous 10 points11 points  (4 children)

not honeydew you hear mee.....

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Goddamnit honeydew? Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party he can bring along his dumb friend honeydew??

You don't get a plus one cantaloupe!!

[–]kingeryck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't see happiness just huh? Cantelope!

[–]Third_Degree_Burgers 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]UnallocatedClusters 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Honeydew you love me? Do you Carrot all for me? Let us elope! But we Cantaloupe! My heart Beets for you!

[–]boardgamejoe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Worth the click.