Posts Tagged ‘Colonel Kadaffy’


September 25, 2009

Hey. The circus has come to town. Colonel Kadaffy has set up his tent in Donald’s garden. All the streets are choked with giant black SUV’s each carrying a single delagate who has come here to do something about global warming. I was listening to the radio and I understand that even Blaise Compaore, the President of Burkina Faso, is here. A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Did you know that Kadaffy’s tent has plumbing? I understand that he and Michelle may do a fashion show together. The moo-moo he was wearing the other day was particularly stunning. And how does he do his hair, electroshock in a wind tunnel?

So the clown prince took center stage and I understand he’s as long winded as he is insane. Yes, Colonel Kadaffy spoke for quite a while. He came out with such zingers as he thinks Chairman Zero should be President for life. Of course Zero, not to be outdone, did his famous ‘I’m to far above this job, I should be President of the world’ bit for the crowd and they just loved it.

Back to Kadaffy, he has a new bit and it just had them rolling in the ailes. He starts out with some incoherent stuff about Kennedy planning to investigate the nuclear power program in Isreal. The beginning is kind of slow and seems a little paranoid, even for a man with all female body guards but it quickly moves on to how Jack Ruby, who’s real name is Jacob Rubinski, is a Jew, and it was all part of the master Jew plan for him to kill Oswald to keep him quiet about the true reason for Kennedy’s assasination. Shortly after this he must have said something that really wasn’t that funny because a bunch of people got up and left. Oh well, stop by again folks. he’ll be there all weekend. Three shows a day.