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Andi on the phone discussing irritable bowel syndrome:

"Yeah, I heard from a friend that IBS means you can't have anal sex...


...personally I think they're just trying to get out of it."

This is so wrong


In bed.

On a Friday night.

I got a B.

Oh yes, that's very sexy.



"Bill’s eyes glowed like two currants in a bun."


I have no words.
From the Dans Le Noir website:

"Is the dark room monitored by CCTV cameras?

Yes, we do film the room with infrared cameras and keep records to ensure visitors' welfare and safety."

Oh shit...

...I so need a copy of that tape.