Slut, Slag, Frigid, Loose, Tease, Bitch, Feminazi,Loud.

Growing up, I have constantly been told to cherish my body, treat it like a sacred temple. For my mum this translates into “eating healthy”. Ha. As if Im going to start eating avocado and kale on a daily basis. how stressful.

But it also translates into something else. The idea that I have to conform to society’s idea of a “good girl”. The idea that I as a female am meant to be “non slutty” and “chaste”  because of course if not that equals trash right?

Wrong, Im sick of hearing things like “you don’t want to get a label for yourself” or “don’t sleep around” because of what society and my future husband will apparently think of me. The fact is, it is my body, and how dare you even attempt to try and tell me what I can do with the very vessel I carry around every day.

How dare you try and make me feel bad for expressing myself and choosing a path that you have not chosen. It is ridiculous that I should have to constantly question whether or not what I’m doing in the eyes of others is right or wrong.

Just because I am female it does not give you a right to dictate a certain way I should be behaving. Apparently women are considered sluts for sleeping around, disgusting for not shaving, and a bitch for having an opinion.  But then when a guy behaves in the same manner, he is praised and slapped on the back.

At the same time, looking at women like they are no more than a piece of meat is also disturbingly shit. I am not “frigid” or a “tease” because I don’t want to get off with you. Nor am I “loose” or a “slag” for getting off with you, My body is so much more than you make of it. It carries the scars of my growth. The battle wounds of my past. But most importantly it carries Me. `And you have absolutely no right whatsoever to past judgement on what I do with it.

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Waiting for Universities to answer my mating call

No seriously, sending my UCAS application off has been like asking the hot guy for his number on Facebook and waiting for a reply..which I have obviously never done because Im literally the biggest coward.

Im ready to be in a committed relationship with one of these establishments. Please stop playing hard to get with me guys. I promise I will work hard and be a good addition to your open partnership, Warwick is that you pal?

Checking my emails every five minutes has become my new hobby, does anyone else in this situation feel like adding “expert email checker” to their list of accomplishments. I would be a millionaire if I got a pound for every time I entered my gmail account and found nothing but Groupon deals and clothes from from that one time I ordered something I could not afford.

I feel like I’ve become a bit of a stalker really. Ive already attempted to join  every fresher group for the universities I’ve applied for. As if that will somehow give me extra leverage. Like ” I will be partying with you for a whole two weeks so please  notice my dedication”.

Just please please please let me get what I want this time in the words of slow moving millie.

I want us both to be open to new experiences, so please universities, open your arms for me.

Life ? No Id rather spend all day in bed thanks






The art of drunk dialling your Ex…

Dont do it. Just Don’t do it.


















Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Situationships…from an anonymous source

“hit it and quit it” and “ejaculate and evacuate” have become pretty common phrases around college recently…let that sink in for a bit. As the black eyed peas would say though Where is the love? seriously. Where has it been obliterated to? what has happened to the old fashioned wooing and writing long letters to your beloved. Oh thats right, it is dead, along with chivalry and S Club 7. Which I think is extremely tragic.. its actually devastating really. Its predecessor is “the situationship” The type of relationship you get when you mix Netflix and Chill and decent conversation. Romeo and Juliet have officially been exiled and replaced by Stacey and Keith ( those are still brilliant names by the way) It is the type of companionship to whip out your bubblegum flavoured condoms too really, and to be honest with you, there is nothing that wrong with it apart from the fact that we have left out the brilliant hopeless romantics that have to adjust to this new type of human connection. This goes out to all of the girls and guys that want meaningful relationships that doesn’t coincide with occasional hook ups and the dodging of feelings. We are human beings so naturally I think sometimes we are fearful of connecting with someone on a deeper level than casual stress free links, But you know what? Its ok to have feelings.. whether you are a dude or a girl.. Its Okay to show that you have layers of yourself like an onion..

( Im ashamed to admit this blog post was definitely inspired by one of those cliched relationship memes on instagram)

(Im also not sorry for my terrible grammar)