Jokes 4 Kids

  • Q.  How do you help a fisherman?

    A.  Get him a herring aid!

  • Q.  How do you stop a fish from smelling?

    A.  Cut it's nose off

  • There were two fish in a tank. One of them said to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"

  • Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

    A. Because they dropped out of school!

  • Q. Which fish can perform operations?

    A.  A Sturgeon!

  • Q. 1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'

    A.  2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

  • Q.  What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

    A.  As far away as possible!

  • Q.  Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

    A.  To the prawn broker!

  • Q.  What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

    A.  The Codfather!

  • Q.  Where do you weigh whales?

    A.  At a whale weigh station!

  • Q.  Where are most fish found?

    A.  Between the head and the tail!

  • Q.  Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

    A.  On squid row!

  • Q.  What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

    A.  Monkfish!

  • Q.  Why did the lobster blush?

    A.  Because the sea weed!

  • Q.  To whom do fish go to borrow money?

    A.  The loan shark!

  • Q.   Why are gold fish orange?

    A.  The water makes them rusty!

  • Q.  Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

    A.  Squidnappers!

  • Q.  Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

    A.  Jack the kipper!

  • Q.  What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

    A.  Whale of fortune!