Family Guy

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There is a show broadcasted by Fox that doesn't deserve the euphemistic labels of 'Autistic' or 'Retarded'. Rather, the shorthand title aptly explains in acronym form its true description, you see Family Guy or FG actually stands for Fake and Gay. Nothing further is to be expected from this "show" and should (as advised pre airing) be viewed with extreme discretion as watching this show has more severe mind-numbing properties than alcohol, meth, T.V., /b/, or worst of all, weed.

The haphazard plot lines when broadcast through the airwaves are so awful they literally cause a scent to belch from the speakers of any receiving television, thus explaining the wretched sulfuric diarrhea stench that all FG fans reek of. This however only explains only about twelve percent of the demographic, the remaining eighty-eight percent are comprised of neglected infants who already smell of shit, and of course neglected youth from about age five and above who are too busy emitting pubescent, berry-scented hormones which attract pedophiles, masking the shit smell still to come when they reach the drinking age for all FG fans: <16

Family Guy has irrelevant social commentary, toilet humor, cheap animation, and anything else foul or esoteric, and any true person or EDiot will find that the plot, though pockmarked at every turn with distracting cutaways, has the overall simplicity and streamlining one would come to expect from kids shows such as Teen Titans Go!, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Clarence, or Adventure Time, all of which airs on the same channel as Family Guy: Cartoon Netwerk, proving once and for all that all of televised animation is targeted towards children and olchi.

Like 96% of all shows on Faux, Family Guy has a cast of one dimensional, unoriginal characters, of which being a family whose main selling points are the sped father, a whore wife, two or so damaged kids, an English-speaking pet/alien/something else and a hideously deformed, extraneous homosexual. All of these characters were concocted in the cyclical-thinking mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of even less entertaining deviations such as American Dad! and the White Nigger Variety Show.


The show was canceled twice with good reason, but after the Great Retard Revolt of '04 F(a)G gave itself the James Woods revitalization routine and was reborn into even worse crap than it was originally, like James Woods. It now often crosses lines that ED crossed far before FG even dared to even consider hinting at, and is still the epitome of plagiarism of such long-standing shows as The Simpsons, which has only remained popular due to the yellow-skinned majority of its cast, easing unwarranted racial guilt felt by the white man, and thus discretely displacing it upon those god-awful Chinks.


The Griffins[edit]

  • Meg Griffin: Meg is the spittoon, garbage can, port-o-john, punching bag and date rape of FG. Her heart is located on her head and she wears a pink condom to hide it, which she has never washed. She has dated prisoners, dead bodies, black market organ harvesters and a few other one time characters. That being said, she has still gone on more dates than you and as she has had sex with a corpse, A Jew, A Dog, Her Brother and A Medical Student, she has also gotten laid more times than you.
    • On 11/24/2013 Brian became an hero and is killed off in a desperate attempt to steal the hype that The Simpsons had built promising a character death (proving once again that MacFaglane is an unoriginal Jew who only wants the moniez). This has caused much whining in the fanbase (the same fanbase that won't let this series die) as virgins forevermore mourn the incredibly cheesy death of a cartoon dog, who was nothing more than a Mary Sue self-insert. Unfunny attempt at stirring up lazy drama revolving around sympathy for a self-insert character in an over-hyped and unoriginal comedy with a minimalist art style? Where does this seem familiar?

Secondary characters[edit]

  • Glenn Quagmire: His last name means a bad situation, which is the perfect identification for the show itself. Quagmire trolls everywhere and anywhere for dat ass, and is more one dimensional than anybody else in the show. He also hates Brian for many truthful reasons on why he sucks as a living being (Despite the fact it applies to him as well). According to fan speculation, Brian was outright murdered instead of merely killed by an unmarked car whose windows we can't see inside, and that Quagmire might have been the driver responsible.

The fucking chicken[edit]



" that time we made a 34."

Nothing more can be said about how pitiful this show is. Even the Rule 34 is bad (see right), whenever FG porn trickles its way into the manifolds of /b/ everyone goes flaccid and the thread dies of cancer, which it would have had initially anyway.






Since all the series writers and producers are self-hating Jews, the show has sparked major lolage with its anti-semitic content.



    • Peter Griffin: I think you have Parkinsons.
  • Step 4: Fill up remaining fifteen minutes with an entire shitty 80s music video, use cheap cinematic effects if necessary.





American Dad![edit]

Same shit, different show

In 2005, When Family Guy was canceled for the 9,001st time, libtard creator Seth MacFaggot decided to recast the show and call it American Dad!. The reincarnation is exactly the same show, only Peter is replaced by Joe who HAS HIS FUCKING LEGS AND CAN WALK and is also a CIA agent, Lois has blonde hair and is even moar of a bitch, Chris is a girl, Meg is a boy (and is even more of a faggot), and instead of an evil baby and a talking dog there's an evil talking fish and a faggot alien. The talking faggot fish is also an unfunny Meg rip-off. The faggot alien character even "punted" him in that Hurricane episode. The faggot alien and both Family Guy and American Dad! are an expression of Seth MacFarlane penchant for weird gender bending fetishes. The alien's obsession for wigs and make-up are an expression of Seth's ghey hair and make-up fetishes.

American Dad! is one tiny iota better than Family Guy because it lacks remember when... flashback jokes.

Disregard that previous statement. Unlike the "chicken man" in Family Guy who is an actually bipedal and sentient chicken, it turns out there is a full-on fursuit-wearing furfag in American Dad!, Stan's boss (revealed in "The Missing Kink"). It even has a gay-ass song about fetishes, and pulls the stereotypical bullshit trying to claim that furries are normal and that it shouldn't be discriminated against... because you definitely see piles of inhuman crime-against-nature porn flooding the Internet in incomprehensibly huge amounts every day that isn't furry, right MacFailin? So either MacFailin is a furry, or a furry sympathizer (as are all Adult Swim show producers and viewers). Fuck it, he's both. This particular furry is a legitimate person (unlike every other previous furry hes shown), albeit a drug-addict, sex-addict, and mentally unstable. He's ultimately an old, lonely social disease carrier, and is also shown to wear a fursuit and take part in furpiles, AKA a big disgusting pile of sweaty men in jizz-stained animal costumes, sometimes pretending to be women, if not outright flaming homosexuals.

It should be noted that the episode in question isn't the first time Stan's co-workers have been depicted as furries.

The Cleveland Show[edit]



It was obvious that even Seth didn't give a shit about The Cleveland Show when he stopped voicing the characters of Tim the Bear and Dr. Fist sometime around its third season. Not to mention the amount of cancellation jokes throughout the whole series should tell you that just about everyone involved knew it was doomed from the start.

To make matters more lulzworthy as to how much of a fucking failure this show was, ratings for the third season were so bad that FOX couldn't afford to give it a proper DVD release, leaving it to Amazon to take a bullet for them and produce a bare bones set with no special features on a shitty DVD-R format.

It is expected that Cleveland and the rest of his AIDS-infested Stoolbend buddies will be moving to Quahog in the twelfth season of Family Guy in an episode titled "He's Bla-ack!" (Feel free to throw some BS info onto that page as Buckimion will throw a lulzy shit-fit at you for tampering with his precious wiki). One can only hope that injecting Seth's most popular show with the cast of his least popular show will kill Family Guy once and for all.

Just who is MacFarlane blowing to keep getting these shows green-lit?

Hurricane crossover[edit]

In all fairness, they weren't lying when they said it was going to blow.

In 2011 there was this sorry ass excuse for a crossover event involving all three of Seth's shows in which a hurricane sweeps through the towns of each show, bringing the main casts together. This of course could barely be considered a crossover due to the fact that in addition to the event taking place over three episodes (One of each show) as opposed to some sort of TV movie, the characters don't meet each other until the very end for about thirty seconds. The episodes were initially postponed due to a series of tornadoes that killed over 300 people. This was far funnier than any Seth show could ever hope to be.

Family Guy Video Game![edit]


Another game called Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse also came out, and it sucked like the first game, but even moar!



Seth MacFarlane was infuriated when he realized that most of Family Guy's fan base was just watching all of his shows on YouTube and decided to call bullshit and posted all of his videos on which will not allow anybody who isn't an American to watch any of their videos

Very few videos remain on YouTube except ones supporting showing clips of the baby acting like a twelve year old Pete Burns. Of the few remaining videos these fake videos remain. Some claim that they are actually better than Seth MacFarlane's product, and others claim that this was all some gay creation by a 13-year-old boy (coincidence?).

Upon realizing the potential of this "YouTube". Seth's Jew kicked in, as he decided to bring his fail to YouTube under the name "Sethcomedy", in an attempt to bring in even more money to himself with his so called "sense of humor". On this channel, he makes comedy skits, in which some argue are hilarious. Of course, anyone with a fucking brain knows that these comedy skits are as unfunny as Family Guy and American Dad! combined. Don't believe anything could fail that much? Watch for yourself.

Star Wars spin-off[edit]

While Star Wars is already a piece of overrated shit, Seth, being a Star Wars fantard, decided to squeeze out Jew golds from Star Wars fanboys. This special episode follows the exact plot of Star Wars, but with more Family Guy jokes, references from old movies, and absolutely waste of fucking time.



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