We’re Nuts About Squirrelly Valentines Day Jokes

Well go figure! As I was rounded up some Valentines Day jokes I noticed that squirrel in winterquite a few were about squirrels. Hope these cashew at a good moment!

  • What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
  • What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!
  • Why was the squirrel late for his date? Traffic was nuts!
  • Why are so few squirrels in relationships? They drive everyone nuts!
  • Why did the squirrel go out with the acorn? Because he couldn’t get a date!
  • What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
  • Why do squirrels sleep on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

I walnut complain if you send me some more of these jokes! Do nut worry if you don’t….GROAN!

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