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Lets see... Faramir diary written by me, ttt summary by ninecompanions.net, and humorpictures by arwen-undomiel.com

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OMG, he's like, so cuuuuuuute! I mean, his hair's just perfect, he has such a sweet face....he's brave, loyal, adorable, and just totally cool!!! GO BILL THE PONY!!!!


Secrect Diary Of Faramir
The Secret Diary Of Faramir

Day 1. We killed a bunch of crazy men. But hey, it was them who started it. They were trying 2 steal our beauty tips, and i would not give them 2 him. We also found Frodo and sam, and captured them cuz Sam was hitting on me. And im NOT Gay like him. God, does everbody in this world adore my looks?

Day 2. Broght Frodo and Sam 2 Henneth Aniun, or whatever. Sam kept trying 2 hit on me, but im not gay and im not a hobbit. God. Ugly dude came in 2 MY swimming pool, so i had 2 kick him out. Then i was throwing him out and he was grabbing somewhere else. My god. Rest of the day went fine, but i found out frodo as good as murdered my bro, i congratulated him. Now I only need Denothor out of the way and im steward. *cheers*

day 3. i kno i hav 2 let frodo and sam go so they can destroy saroun and i can b steward, but i dont want to. I mean, exept 4 sam, they hav been growning on me. We celebrated a bit more for the death of my bro, then i let them go. Im glad Sam is gone though, he had even tried sneaking into my bed. YUCK!!!!!!!!!

day 4. returned 2 Gondor 2 murder Denothor. But e sent me away AGAIN to the rammas, or what ever. Left with plans to murder him fresh in mind.

day 5. reached the rammas. Killed a bunch of ugly orcs, who again were trying to steal my beauty tips. After a long day of murdering i needed a back rub cuz i had a crick. My cousin, Reremir, gave me a back rub. I not just the back. GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!1 does ever1 hav feelings 4 me? and doesnt Reremir remember were cousins? DAMMIT!!!!!!! He's way into incest, unlike me. still not steward.

Day 6. I just got wounded. Im unconsious so im writing with my mind. I might Die! I musnt though cuz i still hav 2 b steward. *tears*

Day 7. Denothor tried 2 kill me. Luckily gandalf got there in time and saved the day. Also, i did not hav 2 murder denothor. HE COMITED SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!! IM STEWARD, IM STEWARD, HA HA HAHA HA.YAY!

Day 8. Aragorn came. I hav good news, bad news, and the not suprising type news.
Good news: Aragorn came and saved my life
Bad news:Aragorn is the true king(i wont b steward)*tears*
not suprising news: aragorn had an attraction 4 me 2. NO!!!! everyone is gay!!!!!!!

Day 9. Met Eoywen, the hottest woman on the planet. I think she likes me 2!

Day 10. Proposed 2 eoywen, she said yes!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY! NOW NO ONE CAN HIT ON ME CUZ IM NOT SINGLE N E MORE!!! YAY!

Day 11. Aragorn sending me 2 the ithilien, i think its cuz he's mad im not single n e more, but Eoywen is soooooo sexy. she lost her virgnity 2day

Day12. Got married 2 eoywen, we went to b prince and princess of the ithilien, and lived happily ever after

faramir story-write ur part

on TOP of a mountain?
to be the new black this year...
arm around FRODO's shoulders.
FRODO: "Finally"? What do you mean?
SAM: Oh, uh...nothing...
FRODO: Well, you're wrong. We've got company.
GOLLUM flies out of the rocks and pounces on FRODO.
SAM: Hey! Wait your turn!
SAM and FRODO tie up GOLLUM.
GOLLUM: No! Smeagol not into ropes, nasty kinky hobbitses.
angsssty hobbitses?
half bad in eyeliner.
walk into the Riddermark...
this high..?
MERRY: Yay! We escaped the Uruk-hai!
TREEBEARD: Hoom! Furry lawn ornaments!
TREEBEARD picks up MERRY and PIPPIN and carts them off.
GANDALF: Hey, kids. Miss me?
ARAGORN: Gandalf! You're alive!
AUTHOR: A lot of political maneuvering takes place here. Let's see if I can
summarize in ten lines or less.
GRIMA: That's the way I like it.
THEODEN: Hurrah! I am me again! But, damm, my son's dead.
GRIMA: Hmm. I better run.
EOWYN: Hal-lo, handsome!
ARAGORN: Hi. You handle pointy things very well.
ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let's move along.
LEGOLAS and other warriors start slinging arrows and jumping onto horses.
GIMLI: What was that God-awful noise?
LEGOLAS: I'm guessing...wargs dying.
ARAGORN: Actually, it was Legolas's fangirl , shrieking in delight at his
horseback-riding tricks.
ARAGORN falls off cliff.
SAM: Gollum is such a freak.
FRODO: Yeah, well, you're a jerk.
SAM: What? He IS a freak.
SAM: Why are you picking on me?
ASK you to come along, you know.
SAM: What the Hell?
FRODO: Shut up. Screw you. Go away.
laughing, talking, sharing...
FRODO: Oh, spare me.
FRODO stomps off.
ARAGORN: Hmm. This must be a dream.
ARWEN: Why do you say that?
ARWEN: Don't be mean. I'll tell Daddy.
ARAGORN arrives and collides with LEGOLAS.
ARAGORN: Nice to see you, too.
GALADRIEL: Hello? Is this Elrond?
ELROND: Yes, speaking.
GALADRIEL: Hi Elrond; it's Galadriel.
ELROND: Hey, girl. Where are you?
talk to you about Frodo.
ELROND: Yeah, I've been wondering about him lately.
GALADRIEL: He and Aragorn have SO much stuff to do.
him to marry my daughter...
Hang on; I'm getting another telepathy call.
GANDALF: Hello? Hello? Elrond?
GALADRIEL: Gandalf? Is that you?
ELROND: Gandalf! Hey buddy!
start at Helm's Deep.
GALADRIEL: Yeah, and?
GANDALF: And they need your help, moron.
He's expendable.
ARAGORN: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
LEGOLAS: You're just jealous because I'm pretty.
ARAGORN: You're just jealous because I'm going to be king.
(Ten minutes later)
LEGOLAS: I didn't mean that.
ARAGORN: It's okay. Me neither.
LEGOLAS: Kiss and make up?
SAM seasons their rabbit stew as GOLLUM watches.
SAM: What's your problem? Sage brings out the flavor.
basic bechamel sauce with some dill.
GOLLUM: Sssimple hobbit; anyone makesss bechamel. Vichyssoise much tastier
and more difficult; yes...
FRODO: Hello? Guys? Seriously, someone's coming.
GOLLUM: Where?
SAM: Where?
about to step on us?
FARAMIR blindfolds SAM and FRODO and hauls them away.
have bows.
ARAGORN: Those are Elves. Let them in.
GIMLI: Arr! I'm funny because I'm short.
FARAMIR: So, who are you, exactly?
FRODO: I'm Frodo. This is Sam.
FARAMIR: Your...image consultant?
SAM: His gardener.
SAM: Exactly.
FRODO: Righ--What??
GIMLI: Aragorn! Toss me!
ARAGORN: Um, is this really the time?
GIMLI: Yes! Toss me!
(*NOTE: think about the line in the movie "toss me but don't tell the
TREEBEARD: We have opted, hoom, not to do a damm thing
PIPPIN: I didn't expect that.
MERRY: Am I? Thanks.
TREEBEARD: Hoom, don't care. Taking you home.
TREEBEARD: Ooom....Dammit.....how can I say no to those eyes.
FRODO: Ow! Hey! That's it his time I'm cutting your throat.
to that Nazgul...
FRODO: Hmm. I suppose so. Sorry, dude.
TREEBEARD finds a field of stumps near SARUMAN's place.
TREEBEARD: What the bloody... ENTS! ATTACK!
MERRY: Once again, Pippin's wily eyelashes save the world.
PIPPIN: Aww, you're just saying that.
the content of their character...

all cheer.
ARAGORN: Gandalf, finally!
GANDALF: Yes, my boy, I have come back.
ARAGORN: Took you freaking long enough.
SAM (V.O.): The world will little note nor long remember what we say here,
far so nobly advanced...
EOWYN: What?
AUDIENCE: Yeah, that would have been cool.


fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes
needed efforts to-
SAM: What?
FRODO: They're letting us go. Come on.
SAM: Oh. Oh, good.
SAM: Cool. Oh, and by the way?
SAM: Did you learn that move from Aragorn?
FRODO: Yeah. You like it?...
...she will destroy hobbitses...
"her"? Who's "SHE"?

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