I want to snort this trailer for Saint Bernard


You had me at the giant turd with diarrhea

Sometimes you see a movie that speaks to who you are at your core, a movie so perfectly in touch with your insides that you have trouble imagining that it's not an animated brain scan of your very subconscious--sometimes that includes a giant poo with diarrhea, an exploding head, Abraham Lincoln giving the middle finger, a frozen chicken in a parachute, a floating head on a spiraling neck-tentacle, a glowing man dressed in money, a binge-drinking goblin, and what appears to be the decapitated head of an elephant. I've called the FBI. I think someone's been recording my dreams. 

I love movies. Please, let's never stop giving weirdos cameras. Humanity needs this.

The sparse synopsis for Gabe Bartalos' Saint Bernard explains that this is a film about a musical conductor who goes insane. I did notice someone waving a conductor's baton at one point, so that checks out.

This has climbed to the very top of my need-to-see list, and I'm thrilled to say that Severin will be releasing this gem onto Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD on May 14, 2019! I can wait that long. I think I can wait that long. I'm pretty sure I can wait that long.

God, I can't wait.

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