


Different ways

From Ernie:
Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

2 - A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'





And more from Edel:

Why were hurricanes usually named after women?



'Look Miss,' said the foreman, 'have you any actual experience  in picking lemons?'

'Well, as a matter if fact, yes!' she replied.? 'I've been divorced three times.'


Divorce, Marriage, Weddings …

Finally after a drought, one from Edel, it's actually a whole bunch of jokes in one e-mail but I'm going to break it up over a few postings.


My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

He thought he was God, and
I didn't.

Marriage is a three-ring circus:

Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
For Sale :

Wedding dress, size 8.

Worn once by mistake.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:

Before marriage and after marriage.


A little Detective

And from Edel:

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date:






"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!!"






"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."


