Fake Book Spoilers

1. President Snow is Katniss’s father.

Darth Snow
2. Ebenezer Scrooge was dead the whole time.

3. Meg, Beth, Jo and Amy are all hobbits.

4. Jay Gatsby is really only average.

5. The ham was spoiled and the eggs rotten.

6. Moby dick had a pet cat named Ishmael.

7. Tumnus is Lucy’s monster.

8. The Picture of Dorian Gray is just a blurry selfie.

9. Percy is the sixth Jackson.

10. Old Dan and Little Ann suffer from coonophobia.

11. Charlotte bites Peter Parker in the end.


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