Author Archive: John Walton

Who Is Harambe? A Summary of Our Lost Gorilla

Harambe was a 17-year-old gorilla, who was born in 1999 and died in 2016, causing all of the memes and jokes you see today. They will probably die out before the year ends. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Harambe just as much as the next guy, but really? Are all these jokes and memes necessary? Harambe was 440 pounds and is best known for his death, that was caused by a mother letting her kid fall into the gorilla cage. (more…)

Weekly Horoscope! #1

Cancer (June 21 to July 22): You are extraordinary, someone very close to you will make a move, but don’t push it!

Leo (July 23 to Aug 22): You are fierce and courageous! When you help someone in a tight situation you will be rewarded greatly.

Virgo (Aug 23 to Sep 22): A large amount of money is coming your way, but don’t get greedy!

Libra (Sep 23 to Oct 23): Don’t get too cocky! This week you will have to be very outstanding to the people who matter most to you, or they might stab you in the back!

Scorpio (Oct 24 to Nov 22): You are strong both physically and emotionally! Don’t let anyone judge you… or else.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 to Dec 21): You may not be the strongest, but you have skills on your side. You will make something to be loved by many people, and fame will come your way.

Capricorn (Dec 22 to Jan 19): YOU ARE CRAZY! Everything that happens makes no sense to you, but all you need to worry about is having a good time!!!

Aquarius (Jan 20 to Feb 19): You are royalty! All the other zodiacs revolve around you! You are the most FANTABULOUS zodiac! Make the rest of them bow down to you.

Pisces (Feb 20 to March 20): You are the purest blood out of the zodiacs, you are caring and should not stop either! What comes around goes around!

Aries (March 21 to April 20):You will start to see a real positive change in a troubled relationship today  and it might be in a direction you weren’t expecting.

Taurus (April 21 to May 20): If you have been struggling with planning an event or party, it’s time to cut yourself some slack. Get a team of your favorite people together to help you out and things will start to feel fun again!

Gemini (May 21 to June 20): This week you will be reunited with your true love, this will be one of the happiest moments of your life.