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﻿Title: No Man's Land
Language: English

*** Start of this Doctrine Publishing Corporation Digital Book "No Man's Land" ***


Transcriber's note:

   In the original book, the author was given as "Sapper," the
   pseudonym of Herman Cyril McNeile.  This e-book uses the
   author's real name.




Author of
  "Men, Women, and Guns,"
  "Sergeant Michael Cassidy, R.E.," and
  "The Lieutenant and Others"

Hodder and Stoughton
London ---- New York ---- Toronto




During the first few days of November 1914 Messines was lost--in
silence; during the first few days of June 1917 Messines was
regained--and the noise of its capture was heard in London.  And during
the two and a half years between these two events the game over the
water has been going on.

It hasn't changed very much in the time--that game--to the player.  To
those who look on, doubtless, the difference is enormous.  Now they
speak easily of millions where before they thought diffidently of
thousands.  But to the individual--well, Messines is lost or Messines
is won; and he is the performer.  It is of those performers that I
write: of the hole-and-corner work, of the little thumb-nail sketches
which go to make up the big battle panels so ably depicted over the
matutinal bacon and eggs.

And as one privileged to assist at times in that hole-and-corner work,
I offer these pages as a small tribute to those who have done so far
more than I: to the men who have borne the burden of the days, the
months, the years--to the men who have saved the world--to the















knew it was coming, and yet--it was all so impossible, so incredible.
I remember Clive Draycott looking foolishly at his recall telegram in
the club--he had just come home on leave from Egypt--and then
brandishing it in front of my nose.

I'm shooting on the 12th."

But he crossed the next day to Boulogne.

Occasional snatches of conversation, stray gems of wit, scintillated
entrance to the hotel.

manly lips, which may have been caused by bashfulness at the
compliment, or more probably by the unconsumed portion of the morning
Woodbine, and the couple moved out of hearing.

passing of the breed."

jungle where birds flit through the shadows like bars of glorious
stagnant in the rays of the morning sun.

possibly they held nothing for England gnawed at men's hearts.  It
would be incredible, inconceivable; but impossible things had happened
and the shame of it when for a while we thought--the worst.  But that
was later.

"Time to go on board, gentlemen."

Almost as beings from another world, they passed through the noisy
throng, so utterly inconsequent, so absolutely ignorant and careless.
One cannot help wondering now just how that throng has answered the
and killed in the mud-holes of the Somme; how many have chosen the
munitions.  But they _have_ answered the call, that throng and others
like them; they _have_ learned out of the book of life and death; and
question could he see England to-day.  Only he lies somewhere between
took it in the fighting before the first battle of Ypres . . .

"I call it a bit steep."  A man in the Indian Cavalry broke the silence
away.  "In England two days after three years of it, and now here we
are again.  But the sun being over the yard-arm--what say you?"

involuntary thought--"Is it _au revoir_, or is it good-bye?"--they went
below.  The sun was indeed over the yard-arm, and the steward was a
hospitable lad of cosmopolitan instincts. . . .


"It is impossible to _guarantee_ a ticket to Marseilles."  So the
ticket vendor at Folkestone had informed them, and his pessimism was
justified by future events.

fiacre in Paris during the early days of August '14.  A taxi conjures
up visions too wonderful to contemplate; but even with the humble
horse-bus I feel that I should now be able to afford a piano, or
whatever it is the multi-millionaire munition-man buys without a
quiver.  I might even get the missus a fur coat.

Every living soul in Paris seemed obsessed with the idea of going
somewhere else; and the chances of the stranger within their gates
approached those of an icicle in Hades, as our friends across the water
would say.  Finally, in despair, Draycott rushed into the road and
seized a venerable flea-bitten grey that was ambling along with
Monsieur, Madame, and all the little olive-branches sitting solemnly
inside the cab.  He embraced Madame, he embraced the olive-branches;
finally--in despair--I believe he embraced Monsieur.  He wept, he
entreated, he implored them to take him to the Gare de Lyon.  It was
imperative.  He would continue to kiss them without cessation and in
turn, if only they would take him and his belongings to the Gare de
Lyon.  He murmured: "Anglais--officier anglais"; he wailed the mystic
word, "Mobilisation."  Several people who were watching thought he was
acting for the cinematograph, and applauded loudly; others were
convinced he was mad, and called for the police.

But Monsieur--God bless him!--and Madame--God bless her!--and all the
little olive-branches--God bless them!--decided in his favour; and
having piled two suit-cases and a portmanteau upon that creaking cab,
he plunged into the family circle.

It was very hot; he was very hot; they were very hot; and though
Draycott confesses that he has done that familiar journey between the
two stations in greater comfort, he affirms that never has he done it
with a greater sense of elation and triumph.  The boat train to
Marseilles, he reflected complacently; if possible a bath first;
anyway, a sleeper, a comfortable dinner, and----

"Parbleu, M'sieur; la Gare de Lyon c'est fermée." Madame's voice cut
into his reflections.

As in a dream he extricated himself from to-night's supper and three
sticky children, and gazed at the station.  They were standing six deep
around the steps--a gesticulating, excited mob; while at the top, by
the iron railings, a cordon of soldiers kept them back.  Inside,
between the railings and the station, there was no one save an odd
officer or two who strolled about, smoking and talking.

Mechanically he removed his baggage and dumped it in the road;
mechanically he re-kissed the entire party; he says he even kissed the
flea-bitten grey.  Then he sat down on a suit-case and thought.

It was perfectly true: the Gare de Lyon was shut to all civilians; the
first shadow of war had come.  As if drawn by a magnet the old men were
there, the men who remembered the last time when the Prussian swine had
stamped their way across the fields of France.  Their eyes were bright,
their shoulders thrown back as they glanced appraisingly at the next
generation--their sons who would wipe out Sedan for ever from the pages
of history.  There was something grimly pathetic and grimly inspiring
in the presence of those old soldiers: the men who had failed through
no fault of their own.

"Not again," they seemed to say; "for God's sake, not a second time.
This time--Victory.  Wipe it out--that stain."

They had failed, true; but there were others who would succeed; and it
was their presence that made one feel the unconquerable spirit of


The French officer in charge was polite, but firmly non-committal.

"There is a train which will leave here about midnight, we hope.  If
you can get a seat on it--well and good.  If not----" he shrugged his
shoulders superbly, and the conversation closed.

It was a troop train apparently, and in the course of time it would
arrive at Marseilles--perhaps.  It would not be comfortable.  "Mais,
que voulez-vous, M'sieur? c'est la guerre."

At first he had not been genial; but when he had grasped the fact that
mufti invariably cloaked the British officer, _en permission_, he had
become more friendly.

He advised dinner; in these days, as he truly remarked, one never
knows.  Also, what was England going to do?

"Fight," Draycott answered promptly, with an assurance he did not feel.
"Fight, mon Colonel; ça va sans dire."

"C'est bien," he murmured, and stood up.  "Vive l'Angleterre."  Gravely
he saluted, and Draycott took off his hat.

"Mon Colonel, vive la France."  They shook hands; and having once again
solemnly saluted one another, he took the Frenchman's advice and went
in search of dinner.

In the restaurant itself everything seemed normal.  To the close
observer there was possibly an undue proportion of women who did not
eat, but who watched with hungry, loving eyes the men who were with
them.  Now and again one would look round, and in her face was the
pitiful look of the hunted animal; then _he_ would speak, and with a
smile on her lips and a jest on her tongue she would cover a heart that
seemed like to burst with the agony of it.  Inexorably the clock moved
on: the finger of fate that was to take him from her.  They had
quarrelled, _sans doute_--who has not? there had been days when they
had not spoken.  He had not been to her all that he might have been,
but . . .  But--he was her man.

And now he was going; in half an hour her Pierre was going to leave
her.  For him the bustle and glamour of the unknown; for her--the empty
chair, the lonely house, and her thoughts.  Dear God! but war is a bad
thing for the women who stop behind. . . .

And on Draycott's brain a tableau is stamped indelibly, just a little
tableau he saw that night in the restaurant of the Gare de Lyon.  They
came, the three of them, up the flight of steps from the seething
station below, into the peace and quiet of the room, and a roar of
sound swept in with them as the doors swung open.  Threading their way
between the tables, they stopped just opposite to where he sat, and
instinctively he turned his head away.  For her the half-hour was over,
her Pierre had gone; and it is not given to a man to look on a woman's
grief save with a catching in the throat and a pricking in the eyes.
It is so utterly terrible in its overwhelming agony at the moment, so
absolutely final; one feels so helpless.

The little boy clambered on to a chair and sat watching his mother
gravely; a grey-haired woman with anxious eyes held one of her hands
clasped tight.  And the girl--she was just a girl, that's all--sat
dry-eyed and rigid, staring, staring, while every now and then she
seemed to whisper something through lips that hardly moved.

"Maman," a childish voice piped out.  "Maman."  He solemnly extended a
small and grubby hand towards her.

Slowly her head came round, her eyes took him in--almost
uncomprehendingly; she saw the childish face, the little dirty hand,
and suddenly there came to her the great gift of the Healer.

"Oh! mon bébé, mon pauv' p'tit bébé!"  She picked him up off the chair
and, clutching him in her arms, put her face on his head and sobbed out
her heart.

"Come on."  Draycott got up suddenly and turned to the man he was
dining with.  "Let's go."  They passed close to the table, and the fat
waiter, wiping his eyes on a dinner napkin, and the grey-haired woman
leaning gently over her, were talking in low tones.  They seemed
satisfied as they watched the sobbing girl; and they were people of
understanding.  "Pauvre petite," muttered the waiter as they passed.
"Mon Dieu! quelle vâche de guerre."

"My God!" said Draycott, as they went down the steps.  "I didn't
realise before what war meant to a woman.  And we shall never realise
what it means to our own women.  We only see them before we go.  Never


Half an hour later he encountered Monsieur le Colonel once again, and
suggested that they should split a bottle of wine together if he could
spare the time.  It was then nine o'clock, and the three hours till
midnight loomed uninviting.  His only hope, as he told him, was that
the train at present standing at the platform was not going to be
typical of the one he was to embark on.  It seemed to be of endless
length, and presented a most enticing spectacle.  Four fortunates in
each compartment had got the racks, otherwise the passengers stood: on
the footboards, in the corridors, on the seats.  If any one opened a
door the pressure was such that at least six people fell on to the
platform, and in one carriage a small _poilu_ was being squeezed
through the open window.  In the end he went--suddenly like a cork out
of a bottle, and the human mass closed up behind him.

Draycott laughed, the Colonel laughed, and went on laughing.  He
laughed unrestrainedly, even as a man who enjoys a secret jest.  At
last, with some difficulty, he controlled his mirth.

"Monsieur," he remarked gravely, but with twinkling eyes, "I fear your
hopes are ill-founded.  This is the midnight train."

"Under those circumstances," Draycott murmured, with a ghastly attempt
at mirth, "the wine is off.  I must go and secure my sleeping-berth."

Have you ever seen a fly-paper which has come "to the end of a perfect
day"?  Lumps of glutinous flies drop off on one's head, and still it
seems as full as ever.  It was the same with that train.  Lumps of
Frenchmen, permanently welded together, fell out periodically, unstuck
themselves, and departed, only to return in a few moments with the long
thin loaves of France and bottles of wine.  Sometimes they got in
again, sometimes they didn't--but they were happy, those poilus.  What
matter anything, bar killing the Boche?  And that was the only thing in
the air that night. . . .

In every carriage it was the same, until suddenly there came salvation.
A horse-box, with two horses in it and some grooms singing the
Marseillaise, loomed out of the darkness, and into it the fed-up
wanderer hurled his bag.  Yet again did he embrace every one, including
the horses; and then, overcome with his labours, he sank into a corner
and laughed.  And it was only when they had been under way for two
hours that he remembered his two other bags, sitting alone and forlorn
at the Gare de Lyon. . . .

It was a great journey that.  The heat was sweltering, and they stopped
at every station between Paris and Marseilles--generally twice, because
the train was too long for the platform.  And at every station the same
programme was repeated.  Completely regardless of the infuriated
whistles and toots of the French conductors, absolutely unmindful of
the agonised shouts of "En voiture, en voiture!  Montez, messieurs, le
train part," the human freight unloaded itself and made merry.  As far
as they were concerned, let the train "part."  It never did, and the
immediate necessity was the inner man.  But it was all very

At times there were forty Frenchmen in the truck, at others none.
Whether they fell off or were pushed Draycott knew not: they simply
occurred--periodically.  One man disappeared for five hours, and then
came back again; possibly he was walking to stretch his legs; there was
plenty of time.  But to those who travel in trains de luxe, let me
recommend a journey in a cattle-truck, where, if one is lucky, one gets
a front seat, and sits on the floor with legs dangling over the side; a
bottle of wine in one hand, a loaf of bread in the other, and a song
when the spirit is in one.  No breathless rushing through space: just a
gentle amble through the ripening corn, with the poppies glinting red
and the purple mountains in the distance; with a three days' growth on
one's chin and an amalgamation of engine soots and dust on one's face
that would give a dust storm off the desert points and a beating.  That
is the way to travel, even if the journey lasts from Sunday night to
Tuesday evening, and a horse occasionally stamps on your face.  And
even so did Clive Draycott, Captain of "Feet," go to the great
war. . . .


Marseilles has always been a town of mystery--the gateway of the East.
Going from it one leaves European civilisation--if such a thing can be
said to exist to-day--and steps into the unknown.  Coming to it through
that appalling Gulf of Lyons, beside which the dreaded Bay of Biscay
seems like the proverbial duck-pond, Notre Dame de la Garde holds out a
welcoming hand, and breathes of fast trains and restaurant cars, and
London.  It is the town of tongues, the city of nations.  It is not
French; it is universal.

And never can Marseilles have been so universal as in the early days of
August 1914.  Usually a port of call only, then it was a terminus.  The
ships came in, but did not leave: there seemed to be a concensus of
opinion amongst skippers that the _Goeben_ was a nasty thing to meet
alone on a dark night.  And so the overcrowded docks filled up with
waiting vessels, while Lascars and Levantine Greeks, Cingalese and
Chinamen, jostled one another in the cafés.

The other jostlers were principally Americans of fabulous wealth: at
least as they thronged the shipping offices they said so.  Also they
were very angry, which is where they differed from the Cingalese and
Chinamen, who liked Marseilles and prayed to remain for ever.  But the
Americans desired to return to God's own country--they and their wives
and their sons and daughters; moreover, they expressed their desire
fluently and frequently.  There is something stupendous about an
American magnate insisting on his rights on a hot day, when he can't
get them. . . .  It cheers a man up when he is waiting and
wondering--and England is still silent.

It was just as Draycott had made the unpleasant discovery that no
longer did the weekly boat run from Marseilles to Tunis and thence to
Malta, and was debating on the rival merits of a journey through Italy,
and thence by Syracuse to the island of goats; or a journey through
Spain to Gibraltar, and thence by sea--with luck, that a railway
magnate entered and gave his celebrated rendering of a boiler
explosion.  It appeared--when every one had partially recovered--that
he was the proud possessor of ten francs and three sous.  He also
admitted to a wife suffering from something with a name that hurt, and
various young railway magnates of both sexes.  It transpired that the
ten francs and three sous had been laboriously collected from his
_ménage_ only that morning; that the youngest hopeful had wept
copiously on losing her life's savings; and further, that it was the
limit of his resources.  He had letters of credit, or something
dangerous of that sort, to the extent of a few million; he was prepared
to buy the whole one-donkey country by a stroke of the pen, but--in
hard cash--he had ten francs and three sous. . . .

It was pathetic; it was dreadful.  An American multi-millionaire, one
of those strange beings of whom one reads, who corner tin-tacks and
things, and ruin or make thousands with a word, reduced to ten francs
and three sous.

For not another cent piece did America's pride obtain; not another sou
to add to the three.  Politely, firmly, a harassed clerk shooed him
away.  No, he could not tell him when the next boat would sail--perhaps
to-morrow, perhaps in a fortnight.  He did not know, and he did not
care how he proposed to live during that period, and he had no
intention of furnishing him with any money to do it with.  He had
definite orders from his firm: no cheques cashed under any
circumstances whatever.  He was sorry the gentleman didn't like
Marseilles, or war, or France, or him personally; he regretted deeply
that the gentleman's wife liked peaches with every meal, and hoped he'd
manage all right on his ten francs; he----  And then came the

They crowded to the door, and watched them coming.  Occasionally a
cheer rang out, but for the most part they came in silence, passing
through the ranks of people that lined the road each side.  Half way
down the column a band blared forth, and every now and then the Colonel
in front lifted his right hand gravely in a salute.  They were small
men, the poilus of that regiment; but they marched well, with a swing,
and the glint of white teeth.  Sometimes they waved a greeting to a
girl on the footpath, and she would smile back, or throw them a flower
or a kiss.  And like a ripple going down the lines of spectators, men
took off their hats suddenly.  The Colours were passing. . . .

Almost dazedly the American took off his hat as the ripple reached him;
then he put it on again and turned to Draycott.

"Hell!" he remarked tersely, "and I've been worry in' over a ten-franc
note.  I guess I feel a bit small."  He turned and followed the
regiment, with his hands deep in his pockets, and his shoulders squared.


It came through the following afternoon--the news they had been waiting
for; and now for a certain period the curtain of discretion must be
drawn.  I gather that Draycott has dim recollections of a stout field
officer endeavouring to stand on a small marble-topped table, with a
glass of beer in each hand.  He was making a speech--chiefly in
Hindustani--to the frenzied mob of cheering Frenchmen around him.  Then
he came to the point when the best people say "Vive la France!"  He
remembered he had a hat on; he remembered he ought to take it off; he
did.  The only thing he forgot was the beer.  But as he said later when
they sorted him out, it was an old suit, and England didn't declare war
every day. . . .

The following night they left in an ancient old cargo boat, skippered
by the type of man who has since made our mercantile marine the glory
of the world.  His job was to get his peculiarly odoriferous cargo home
to his owners as soon as possible; beyond that he either failed or
refused to look.  The entire German Navy might have been waiting
outside for all he cared; he merely consumed a little more whisky, and
conducted morning prayers.  He would give them no assurance; they went
at their own risk, but, if the boat got there, he would land them at
Gibraltar.  And having thought the matter over, and realised that
firstly a journey through Italy might result in their being kept as
prisoners of war; secondly, that a journey through Spain would probably
take a fortnight at least; and thirdly, that any way they could do
neither as they could get no money, Draycott and his friends embarked
with the patent manure, and watched the lights of Marseilles growing
fainter and fainter till they dropped below the horizon astern.

It was an uneventful voyage, and never for one hour after the first day
were they out of sight of land.  It was the only concession the skipper
would make for the safety of his boat; and so they jogged along at a
peaceful ten knots and watched the sun set each evening in a blaze of
golden glory over the rocky coast of Spain.  For the first time since
leaving England a week before, they were able to think.  In the rush to
Paris, in the horse-box to Marseilles, in Marseilles itself, they had
been too busy.  Besides, they were outsiders. . . .

Now, England was in it; the thing which they had known in their hearts
was coming, ever since a kindly senior subaltern had first taken it
upon himself to shape their destinies, had actually come.  And
bitterest thought of all--_they_ were not there.

"It can't last more than three months."  A pessimistic garrison gunner
from Malta, who was playing patience, cheated savagely.  "I tell you no
European country could stand it."  Undoubtedly the fatuous drivel of
certain writers had influenced even the Army itself.  "Peace will be
declared before Christmas.  An' I'll have sat on that cursed island,
and whenever I see a ship I'd like to poop at, the searchlight will go
out, an' I'll be bitten by sand flies."  He glared morosely at
Draycott; until, suddenly, a dawning look of joy spread over his face.
"It's coming out.  I swear it's coming out!"

"You cheated," remarked an onlooker cruelly.  "I saw you with my own

It was then that he burst into tears. . . .

Shut off as they were from the outside world--the old tramp had no
wireless--they could only wonder, and wait, fuming with impatience.
What had happened?  Had the fleets met?  Had the wonderful day which
the German Navy was popularly supposed to be living for--had it
arrived?  And if it had--what had been the result?  They could only
lean over the stern and try and grasp the one monumental fact--war.
And what did it hold in store? . . .

Visions of forlorn hopes, visions of glory, visions of the glamour of
war rose unbidden in their minds.  And then, when they had got as far
as that, the smell of that patent manure obtruded itself once again,
and the dreamers of honours to come passed sadly down the gangway to
the Levantine villain who presided over the vermouth and the gin.
Which might be taken as the text for a sermon on things as they are.
In this war it is the patent manure and the vermouth which dominate the
situation as far as the fighters, at any rate, are concerned.  The
talkers may think otherwise, may prate of soul-stirring motives, and
great ideals.  But for the soldiers, life is a bit too grim and
overpowering for gloss.  After a spell they come for their vermouth,
for something to help nerves a trifle jangled, something to give a
contrast to stark reality, and having had it they go back again to the
patent manure; while the onlookers see visions and dream dreams.  I
suppose it's a fair division of labour! . . .


It was the distinguished-looking gentleman in blue who came alongside
just after they dropped anchor at the Rock, who brought the glorious
news.  He ascended the gangway with great dignity, and disappeared into
some secret place with the skipper.  After some delay and a slight
commotion, various flags were hoisted, and he majestically appeared
again.  It seemed that the hoisting of the flags had apparently been
successful.  Suspicion had been averted by this simple act; there was
no longer any danger of being made a target for enthusiastic gunners.
And, what was more to the point, the distinguished gentleman was now
free to impart his great tidings.

"The German fleet, gentlemen," he remarked genially, "has ceased to

"Who said so?" asked a doubting voice.

"It is in all the Spanish papers."  The Admiral, or whatever he was,
eyed the speaker compassionately.  "A great action has taken place in
the North Sea; we have lost nineteen big ships in addition to
destroyers, and the German fleet is wiped out."

"It doesn't seem good enough, does it?" murmured a graceless member of
the group.

"But if it's really authentic?"  Draycott turned to him doubtfully.
"And there must be something in it if it's in all the Spanish papers."

"On the contrary," returned the graceless one.  "It is precisely that
fact that makes me believe there is nothing in it."

The remark seemed conclusive; and yet so detailed was the information
all over Gib, so definite the lists of vessels sunk on each side, that
even intelligent Scorps--as the inhabitants of the place are
known--were impressed.  Strangely enough, exactly the same detailed
lists, with just sufficient difference to make them credible, were in
all the Italian papers at the same time--though this only transpired

At the moment nothing much mattered but the time of the next boat going
East: it was their own little personal future that counted.  A naval
battle--yes, perhaps; nineteen ships down--the German fleet as well;
fifty or sixty thousand men--gone, finished, wiped out.  And yet it was
the next boat they wanted to know about.

Callous--I think not; merely a total incapability to realise a thing so
stupendous.  It has been the same all through the war: the tragedies
have been too big for human minds to grasp.  It is the little things
that tell; the isolated thumb-nail impressions that live in one's mind,
and will go with us to the grave.  The one huddled form lying
motionless in the shell-hole, with its staring, sightless eyes; the one
small, but supreme sacrifice: that is the thing which hits--hits harder
than the _Lusitania_, or any other of the gigantic panels of the war.
The pin-pricks we feel; the sledge hammer merely stuns.  And the danger
is that those who have felt the pin-pricks may confuse them with the
sledge hammer; may lose the right road in the bypaths of personal
emotion.  War means so infinitely much to the individual; the
individual means so infinitely little to war.  Only it is sometimes
hard to remember that simple fact. . . .


It was from the top of the Rock that they watched their evil-smelling
boat depart, to plug on northward up the home trail, unperturbed by
naval battles or rumours thereof.  And it was from the top of the Rock
they first saw the smoke of the P. and O., outward bound, on which they
were destined to complete the journey.  Below lay the bay, dotted with
German and Austrian ships caught on the high seas at the outbreak of
war; a destroyer was going half-speed towards the Atlantic; a cruiser
lay in dock, her funnels smoking placidly.  Out towards Algeciras an
American battleship, with her peculiar steel trellis turrets, was
weighing anchor; and in the distance, across the Straits, Africa,
rugged and inhospitable, shimmered in the heat haze of an August day.

"So long."  The gunner subaltern waved a weary hand from his point of
vantage, where he was inspecting life with a telescope.  "There's your
barge, but she won't leave till to-morrow.  If this goes on for much
longer, my nerves will give way under the strain.  The excitement is
too great."

It appears that Draycott had forebodings even before he got on board
that P. and O.  Since then she has become almost historic amongst those
of the Regular Army whose abode at the beginning of the war was
overseas.  Save for the fact that no one was playing the harmonium, or
any other musical instrument, the appearance of her decks as they came
alongside was reminiscent of one of those delightful pleasure steamers
on which one may journey, at comparatively small cost, up and down the
Thames.  A seething mob of people, almost exclusively composed of the
male sex, glared furiously at them and one another--but principally at
them--as they came up the gangway, and departed in search of the
purser.  All the stairs down to the dining saloon were occupied by
morose passengers, and an enlivening altercation was in progress
between two elderly gentlemen of ferocious aspect anent the remnants of
what had once been a cushion.  A mild-looking being, closely clutching
a tired deck-chair, was descending to the dining saloon, where
infuriated men were loudly thumping the tables.

"Good heavens, gentlemen! what do you want?"  A haggard purser peered
at them from his office.  "Berths!"  He broke into a shout of maniacal
laughter, and then pulled himself together.  "The fourteenth stair
leading to the engine-room is not taken, but there's an exhaust pipe
passes under it, and it becomes too hot to sit on.  There is room for
two in a coal bunker which should be empty by to-night; otherwise, the
hold, if you can find room."

"But what's all the trouble," they queried peevishly.  "Surely----"

"Trouble!"  The purser swallowed hard.  "We have on board eighty-four
generals, two hundred and twenty colonels, and one thousand eight
hundred and ninety-one what-nots of junior rank.  They have all been
recalled from leave; they have all come by this boat.  The eighteenth
breakfast is now being served--perhaps."  With a dreadful cry he seized
the brandy bottle, while they faded slowly and sadly away.  There are
things too terrible for contemplation. . . .

It was a wonderful trip--that final stage to the Half Way House of
Malta.  There was the dreadful incident of the short-sighted subaltern
who got into a full Colonel's bed by mistake, when that worthy officer
had just gone down on four no trumps redoubled.  In vain to point out
the similarity of engine-room gratings--in vain to plead short sight.
The subsequent scene lingered in the memory for days.

There was the case of the sleep walker, who got loose in the hold, and
ambled heavily over four hundred infuriated human sardines, till he
finally fell prostrate into what was apparently the abode of spare

Last but not least there was the dreadful Case of the Major-General's
Bath.  Of this Draycott speaks first hand; he, personally, was an
awe-struck spectator.  Now the question of baths on that boat was not
one to be trifled with.  The queue for the pit of a popular play was as
nothing to the procession that advanced to the bath in the morning.
And the least penalty for sharp practice with regard to one's turn was

Into the bathroom, then, prepared for him by a perspiring Lascar, the
Major-General stepped.  At the time Draycott did not know he was a
Major-General: he was just a supreme being resplendent in a green silk
dressing-gown.  The door closed, only to open again at once.

"I have forgotten my sponge," he announced.  "I shall not be a moment."
He gazed directly at Draycott, who bowed, choking slightly.  It was
inconceivable to imagine that the resplendent one thought he might--to
put it in the vulgar tongue--pinch his bath.  By nature he was a
timorous individual, and that green dressing-gown--ye gods! perish the

It was while he waited humbly that the catastrophe occurred.  Advancing
magnificently came a second being, still more resplendent, in a purple
dressing-gown; and he was complete, with towel, sponge, and soap.  His
eye would have impaled a London taxi-driver, and, scenting trouble, the
Lascar made himself scarce.

"It is preposterous to keep people waiting in this manner," he boomed;
"perfectly monstrous."  The next moment the door was shut and bolted,
and Draycott followed the Lascar's example--just in time: green
dressing-gown was returning with his sponge.  In official parlance, a
general action seemed imminent. . . .

It opened with the crash of heavy artillery in the shape of strange and
loud expletives of an Indian nature, to be followed immediately by an
attack in force on the hostile position.  This resulted in a sanguinary
repulse, and the attacking party hopped round, apparently in pain,
nursing a stubbed toe.  The temporary set-back, however, seemed only to
raise the _morale_ of the force; and after a further heavy bombardment
of a similar nature to the one before, a succession of blows were
delivered in rapid succession at all points along the front, which
suddenly gave way and the victor was precipitated in some confusion,
but triumphant, upon the floor of the captured position.

How true it is, that great utterance of our hand-books on war!  "Every
leader must bear in mind the necessity of immediately consolidating a
newly won position, in order to resist the counter-attack of the enemy,
which sooner or later is bound to be launched."

In this case it was distinctly sooner.  With a loud shout the defending
troops arose from a recumbent position--to wit, the bath--and with
deadly accuracy launched the contents of a large bucket of hot water
upon the still prostrate foe.

"What is the meaning of this monstrous intrusion?"  The battle cry of
the purples rang through the quivering air.

"You s'scoundrel! you impudent s'scoundrel!"

With a loud spluttering noise the greens got up and assumed a
belligerent attitude.  "You m'miserable villain! that is _my_ bath.
How d'dare you--how d'dare you--throw w'water over me.  D'do you know
what I am, sir?  I am a Major-General, sir, and I shall report your
infamous c'conduct to the captain."

"And I, sir," howled his opponent, "will have you put in irons; I will
have you chained to the crow's-nest, if they have one on board.
Keel-hauled, sir, amongst the barnacles and things.  I, sir, I am a

Draycott was still slightly dazed when he landed in Malta.


Thus did he reach the Half Way House on his journey to the Land; and at
that Half Way House he was destined to remain for a short space.  It
may be that there is a harder school than forced inaction; if so, I
have no desire to become a pupil.  "Those are your orders; there is
nothing more to be said."  Only too true; there _is_ nothing more to be
said--but thinking is a different matter. . . .

And what brush can paint the indescribable longing of those who were
fitted for it, who were trained in its ways, to get to their goal--to
get to the Land of Promise.  For it was a Land of Promise; it was the
land of the regular soldier's dreams.  And in those days there was no
thought of the dream becoming a nightmare. . . .

So Clive Draycott and those with him, in that little rocky outpost of
Empire, carried on as cheerfully as a wet sirocco wind and an
ever-present heart-burning to be in France would allow, and waited for

Perhaps they suffered more acutely than even those who were in the
Great Retreat.  Out of it, as they thought, out of it.  Would they ever
be able to hold up their heads again?

And then the worst thing of all: that awful day when the news came
through--the news which England got one Sunday.  Fellows kept it from
the men as far as they could; they covered up places on the map with
their hand, unostentatiously; and when they had found Compiègne they
folded the map up, and told the men everything was well.  It was that
evening that Draycott and a pal watched the sun go down over Gozo from
St. Paul's Bay, where the statue stands in the sea, and the shallow
blue water ripples against the white sandstone.

"My God! it can't be true!"  His companion turned to him, and his eyes
were tired.  "It can't be true.  We're b----"  And his lips would not
frame the word.

Only, in their hearts they knew it was true; and in their hearts a
dreadful hopelessness wormed its bitter way.  But crushing it down
there was another feeling--stronger and more powerful.  England _could_
not be beaten, _would_ not be beaten; the thing was impossible,
unbelievable.  Triumphant it arose, that great certainty.  It arose
then, and has never died since, though at times the sky has been black
and the storm clouds ominous.  They knew that all would be well; and
now--after three years--all is well.  Their faith has been justified,
the faith of the men who waited their call to the work.  Only a small
proportion remain to see that justification with their own eyes; the
Land has claimed the rest.  Ypres, the Marne, Neuve Chapelle,
Festubert--names well-nigh forgotten in the greater battles of
to-day--in each and all of them the seed of "a contemptible little
Army" has been sown.  Thus it was ordained in the Book of Fate.

But at the moment there were just two men, sick of heart, watching the
sun, in a blaze of golden glory, setting over Gozo. . . .


Draycott's deliverance from the Half Way House came in three or four
weeks.  With the men swarming in the rigging, and the Territorials who
had come to replace them cheering from the shore, the transport moved
slowly down the Grand Harbour past the French and British warships that
lay at anchor.  It would indeed be pleasing to record the fact that the
departing warriors sang patriotic songs concerning their country's
greatness; and that the officers with a few well-chosen words improved
the shining hour, and pointed the moral of the great Entente with
special reference to the warships around them.  But being a
truthful--or, shall we say, comparatively truthful--historian, I regret
that it cannot be done.

Such songs as did rise above the medley of catcalls and gibes of a dark
nature which passed in playful badinage between the sister services
were of a nature exclusively frivolous; and the conversation of such
officers as were not consuming the midday cocktail consisted entirely
of a great thankfulness that they had seen the last of an abominable
island, and a fervent prayer that they would never see it again.

The relief of it--the blessed relief!  They would be in time for the
end of the show any way, which was something.  They were not going to
miss it all; they would be able to look their pals in the face after it
was over.  A few, it is true, shook their heads and communed together
in secret places: a paltry few, who looked serious, and spoke of a long
war and a bloody war such as had never been thought of.  Avaunt
pessimism! war was war, and a damned good show at the best of times for
those who were trained to its ways.  The Germans had asked for it for
years, and now they had got it--and serve 'em right.  A good sporting
show, and with any luck they would get the fag end of the hunting at
home after peace was declared.

Thus it was, nearly three years ago; thus it has been, with slight
modifications, ever since.  A nation of sportsmen going merrily forth,
with the ideal of sport as their guide, to fight a nation of swine,
with the ideal of fouling as theirs.  And so the world wags on in its
funny old way, while the gods laugh, and laugh, and laugh. . . .


On the boat Draycott hardly realised.  For the first week of the three
he spent in England he hardly realised--he was too excited.  He was
going out; that was all that mattered; until one morning his eyes were
opened to his personal case.  It is easy to see things where others are
concerned; but in one's own case. . . .

He was at home on three days' leave, and the girl was there too.

"Good Lord!" he remarked at breakfast; "Jerry Thornton gone too."  His
eye was running down the casualty list.  "Whole battalion must have
taken it in the neck--five officers killed, fourteen wounded.  I wish
to heaven----"  He looked up, and the words died away on his lips.

"I didn't realise what war meant to women."  His remarks at the Gare de
Lyon hit him like a blow.  For he had seen the look in the girl's eyes;
he had seen the look in his mother's.  Blotted out at once, it is true;
effaced the instant they had realised he was watching them; but--too
late.  He had seen.

"Was that Major Thornton, dear?"  His mother was speaking.  "The one
who shot so well?"  Her voice was casual; her acting superb.  And God!
how they can act--these women of ours.

For a moment something stuck in his throat.  He saw just such another
breakfast room, with a woman staring with dull eyes at the laconic name
in the paper: a name which so baldly confirmed the wire she had had
three days before.  Stunned, still dazed by the shock, she sat
silently, apathetically; as yet she could hardly feel the blow which
Fate had dealt her.  In time perhaps; just now--well, it couldn't be;
there must be some mistake.  Other men had died--true; but--not hers.
He was different; there must be some mistake. . . .

For each and every name in that list Clive Draycott of a sudden
realised the same thing was occurring.  And then he saw it--personally;
he felt it--personally; he realised that it concerned him--personally.
Those other women had looked, just as had his mother and the girl, a
few weeks ago.  Those other women had laughed and joked and asked
casual questions to cover their true feelings, just the same.  Those
other women had been through it all and----  "We only see them before
we go--never after."  In the theatre, at the restaurant, playing the
fool with us, dancing with us--then we see them; afterwards--when the
train has gone and we are looking out of the window or talking with the
man opposite, then, we do not see them.  And it is just as well.  "Mon
Dieu!  Quelle vâche de guerre." . . .

Something of all this did Draycott feel at that moment; something which
caught him and shook him and mocked him.  Something which whispered,
"You ass, you wretched ass!  You think it's you who will suffer; you
think it's you who will be acclaimed a hero.  Fool!  Your sufferings,
your achievements, whether you live or die, are as nothing to those of
these two women.  You may wear the cross for a moment's heroism: they
bear it all the time.  And they get no praise; they just endure." . . .

Yes; something like that struck him for the first time as being
personally applicable to himself.  And having looked thoughtfully out
of the window for a moment, he laughed gently, and then he spoke.

"That's the fellow," he remarked quietly.  "An' if the tea ain't cold
I'll take another dish.  Three glasses of the old man's port, Dolly, is
enough.  I had four last night."


A week later he sat in a mud bath at Havre, which went by the name of a
rest camp; the Way to the Land was nearly trodden.  Thousands of others
had sat in that glutinous mud before him; hundreds of thousands were
destined to do so after.  And each and all of them were thinking men;
wondering in a greater or less degree according to the size and
activity of their grey matter what it was all about.  To some the
Unknown gave the prospect of sport, and they thanked their stars they
were nearly there; to some it gave the prospect of Duty, and they
trusted they would not fail.  With some the fear of the future blotted
out their curiosity; with others curiosity left no room for fear.  But
in every case they had something to think about--even if it were only
the intense discomfort of their surroundings.  And in every case the
woman over the water had--nothing.

By cattle trucks and carriages, by so-called fast trains and unabashed
troop trains they left in batches big and small; and others came and
filled the gaps.  The Land was calling; the Seed must not be delayed.

    *    *    *    *    *    *

"You'll have to wait till it's dark."  A weary Quartermaster, wandering
through Ypres, met Draycott and stopped.  "Thank God! you've come.
We've got three officers left and a hundred and twenty men."

"Where are they?" he demanded.  "How shall I find them?"

"Very likely you won't."  The other laughed mirthlessly.  "I'll take
you up to-night--we walk the last bit to the trenches.  If a flare goes
up--stand still; there's no other rule."

"You're about done in, Seymour," said Draycott, watching him keenly.
"What's the trouble?"

"The trouble is Hell."  The Quartermaster passed his hand wearily over
his forehead.  "Utter, absolute, complete--Hell.  The boys have been in
the front line for twenty-one days; and"--he spoke with a sudden
dreadful earnestness--"the end is not far off."

"My God!" muttered Draycott, "is it as bad as that?"

    *    *    *    *    *    *

No trenches, no dug outs, no reserves.  Ceaseless German attacks, rain,
mud, death.  And then, three or four days of icy coldness, with the
bitter Arctic wind cutting the sodden, tired, breaking men like a
knife.  Fighting every hour, with rifles and bayonets and
fists--sleepless, tired out, finished.  Only a spirit which made
possible the impossible supported them: only the glory of their
traditions held the breaking line of Old Contemptibles to the end.  And
at the end--they died. . . .

But their spirit lives on, undimmed, untarnished.  It is the spirit of
the New Armies--the Civilian Armies of Britain.  They were training
back in England when Clive Draycott went to the Land: they were
learning the message of the old Regulars from New Zealand to Yukon.  It
is not learned in a day--that message: there is much watering and
weeding to do before the seed can reach perfection, but the Land would
not wait. . . .  It was greedy then--as now; the only difference was
the amount of grain available.  And when Clive Draycott went to it
there was very little.  To God Almighty the praise.  What there was,
was very good.






"For the fourteenth morning in succession I rise to a point of order.
Why is there no marmalade?"  The Doctor glared round the breakfast table.
"I perceive a pot of unhealthy-looking damson, and a tin of golden syrup,
the greater part of which now adorns the infant's face.  Why is there no

"Could I remind you that there is a war on two miles up the road, my
splay-footed bolus-booster?"  With a grand rolling of his R's, the man
who had driven a railway through the Rocky Mountains, and who now boasted
the badges of a subaltern in His Majesty's Corps of Royal Engineers, let
drive.  "Ye come to live with us much against our will, because you're a
poor homeless wanderer----"

"All dressed up and nowhere to go," broke in the Doctor mournfully.

"You come to live with us, I say," went on the Scotchman, "and then do
nothing but criticise our food and our morals."

"Heaven knows they both need it.  Pass me what's left of the syrup,
little one.  Scrape the rest of it off your chin, my cherub, and wrap it
up in a handkerchief and take it up to the trenches with you."

"You're vewy wude."  The junior subaltern adjusted the balance in the
matter of the letter R with the Scotchman.  Two months ago he had been at
home--in peace time he would still have been at school.  But of such
mixtures is the present British Army made.  "It's my face."

As a statement of fact the remark left nothing to be desired; as a
statement of expediency, when other infants were present, the same cannot
be said.  Words, in fact, were trembling on the tongue of a veteran of
six months when the C.O. came suddenly into the room.

"Bring me an egg," he shouted to the mess waiter in the kitchen next
door.  "Listen to this, my bonnie boys."  He produced a paper from his
coat pocket and sat down at the table.  "Secret.  A large object has
fallen beside the sap leading out to Vesuvius crater.  It is about the
size of a rum jar, and is thought to be filled with explosive.  It has
been covered with sandbags and its early removal would seem desirable, as
the sap is frequently bombarded--Damn it, this egg's addled.  Take it
away, it's got spots on it.  Where did I get to?  Oh! yes--bombarded with
aerial darts and rifle grenades."  He replaced the paper in his pocket
and reached for the teapot.

"Thought to be filled with explosive!"  The Scotchman looked up
sarcastically from the letter he was censoring.  "What's it likely to be
filled with?"

"Marmalade, ducky," remarked the Doctor, still harping on his grievance.

"In addition to that the Pumpkin desires my presence at the Centre
Battalion Head-quarters at 10 ak emma."  The C.O. was prodding his second
egg suspiciously.

The Pumpkin, it may be explained in parenthesis, was the not unsuitable
nickname of the Divisional General.

"Is the old man coming round the trenches?" Jackson, the subaltern in
whose tender care reposed the crater of Vesuvius and all that appertained
thereto, including rum jars, looked up with mild interest.

The C.O. glanced at the message beside him.  "'The G.O.C. wishes to meet
the Engineer Officer in charge of Left Section, at Centre Battalion
Headquarters, at 10 a.m., A.A.A.  Message ends.'  There in a nutshell you
have the glorious news."

Breakfast is never a loquacious meal, and for a while silence reigned,
broken only by a few desultory remarks as to the vileness of the food
produced by the officer responsible for the mess catering, and the
exorbitant price he demanded for it--statements which had staled with
much vain repetition.

"For heaven's sake dry up," he remarked peevishly.  "You've had sardines
on toast twenty-one nights running; what more do you want?  Listen to the
words of Sapper Mackintosh--the pudding-faced marvel.  This"--he held up
a letter--"is the fifth which he hopes will find the recipient as it
leaves him at present--in the pink, and with the dreadful pains in his
stummik quite gone."

"Our Doctor has a wonderful bedside manner," remarked the Scotchman.
"Did ye no hear the story of him and the lady way back by Hazebrook?"

"That'll do," said the Doctor, rising hurriedly.  "She had very bad
rheumatism--that poor girl."

"I know she had, Doc," put in the C.O. heartily.  "And when I think of
the way you eased her sufferings I became lost in admiration over the
noble nature of your calling.  In the meantime I'd be glad if you'd see
one of the men in the Head-quarters Section.  From the strange explosive
noises he made when I spoke to him before breakfast I gathered by the aid
of an interpreter that he had somewhat foolishly placed his complete set
of uppers and lowers on a truss of compressed hay, and one of the mules
has eaten them."

He strolled to the door on his way to the kitchen in the next house that
served as his office.

"You'd better be careful with that rum jar, Jacko.  Unless you're pretty
certain there's no danger, I'd put a slab of gun-cotton against it where
it is, and pop her off.  No sense in running any risks carrying it back."

"Right-ho!  I'll have a look as soon as I go up.  Are you coming, Mac?"
He turned to the Scotchman.

"In five minutes, my boy.  I have to perform a few blasting operations on
my pipe before I start, and then I'm with you."  He pulled a battered
veteran out of his pocket, and peered into its noisome bowl.

"Not indoors, man, for heaven's sake!"  The Doctor backed hurriedly out
of the room.  "The last billet you cleaned your pipe in they complained
to the Mayor of the village."

"Go away, Doctor, go away.  Go and put chloride of lime round the
cook-house," Mac was shouting through the window at the receding medico.
"And ask yon woman if she has a hairpin.  My pipe. . . ."  But the Doctor
was out of sight.

Ten minutes later the room was empty save for a batman clearing the
breakfast table.

    *    *    *    *    *    *

Now as a general rule the Sappers do not live in the trenches, but go up
there each day and most nights, the remainder of the time being spent in
dwellings of dubious sanitation and indubitable draughtiness a mile or so
in rear.  To each company a certain front is allotted, and it is their
joy and pride to maintain this front and the network of trenches behind
it spotless and untarnished, what time they minister ceaselessly to the
lightest whim of its heroic defenders--usually known by the generic term
of P.B.I., or poor bally Infantry.  Which, of course, is not what really
happens, but one likes to think thus beautifully.

In addition to the Infantry, other people thrust themselves forward in a
manner which requires firmness and tact to deal with: gunners require
O.P.'s, or observation posts; other gunners require trench mortar
emplacements; dangerous men with machine guns sit up and take notice, and
demand concrete and other abominations; while last, but not least, the
medical profession demand secret and secure places in which to practise
their nefarious trade.  Finally, the Ordnance Department is with one
always.  It was that branch of the great Machine which caused the frown
on the face of the Sapper Captain, hitherto alluded to as the O.C., while
next door the batman cleared the breakfast table.

"We're six bicycles short, you say, Quartermaster-Sergeant?" he exclaimed
irritably, gazing at some papers in front of him, while he filled his

"Yes, sir; and two more with wheels buckled, and three that free-wheel
both ways."

"What d'you mean--free-wheel both ways?"

"The pedals rotate, sir, with great speed, but the bicycle remains
motionless."  When a man habitually calls an armchair, A chair,
arm--Officers, for the use of, one--his conversation is apt to become

"How were the wheels buckled?" demanded the Captain when he had digested
this great thought.

"Two of the officers, sir--playing what I believe they called bicycle
polo with a brick and two pick-helves--had--er--a slight mishap."

"When did it happen?"

"Er--after dinner, sir, one night."  The N.C.O. looked tactfully out of
the window.

The officer did not pursue the topic.  "Well, what about these six that
have been lost?"

"Completely destroyed by shell-fire," said the C.Q.M.S. firmly.  "I have
prepared a statement of what happened for your perusal and signature."
He handed the officer a written paper and respectfully withdrew a few
paces to avoid any semblance of coercion.

"'The six bicycles were placed on the morning of the 10th ult. against
the entrance to the R.E. Dump at A.21, C.2.4.  It would appear that
during the absence of the riders a hostile shell of large calibre fell on
the six said bicycles, completely demolishing them, for when the riders
returned after the day's work merely a few fragments remained scattered
round the shell crater.'"

The Captain read it over slowly, and then, in tones of awe, a murmured
"Wonderful" wafted through the office.

"I beg your pardon, sir?"  The N.C.O. was again at his side.

"I said wonderful, Quartermaster-Sergeant--quite wonderful.  Do you think
they'll swallow it?"

"It has been done before, sir."  The tone was non-committal.  "And one of
the six was undoubtedly badly punctured by a stray rifle bullet before we
lost it--er--that is, before it was finally destroyed by shell-fire."

"Right."  With the air of a man who communes with great destinies, the
Captain signed his name.  "Anything more?"

"Nothing at present, sir.  The question of the consumption of Candles,
Tallow dip, Pounds Twenty-four, stolen from our yard by the 940th
Tunnelling Company has come back again with remarks from the Chief
Ordnance Officer at the Base--but it will wait until you come back from
the trenches."

"I'm glad of that," remarked the Captain, rising.  "I'm not feeling very
strong this morning, and candles, tallow dip--especially lbs. 24 of
them--would cause a relapse.  Orderly"--he strolled to the door--"my
bicycle, please."

A few minutes later he was riding slowly down the road towards the place
where there was "a war on."  A cool mist hung over the fields on each
side of him, and in the early morning stray cobwebs glistening with
moisture brushed lightly across his face.

"_B'jour, monsieur._"  A woman standing in the door of a roadside
_estaminet_ greeted him as he passed--a woman undisturbed by the guns
that at times roared close by; a woman whose house was one concentrated
draught, which whistled through what had once been walls and now were
holes held together by odd bricks.

He returned the greeting and rode on, while once again the
comparison--never far absent from those who live "within range"--came
into his mind: the comparison between England and France--between the
country which has only learned of war through its soldiers, and the
country whose women and children have learned of it first hand, even unto
death.  All was absolutely silent--the peace and glory of a summer's
morning hung over everything, while the smell of the wet clover came
faintly to his nostrils.  A military policeman at the corner saluted
smartly, while a small boy in a little cart drawn by three straining dogs
raced him blithely up the village street.  At the end of the battered
houses still occupied by their owners, and the temporary abode of half a
battalion of infantry resting from a spell in the trenches, progression
by bicycle became a little harder.  Great branches lay across the road,
and pits torn out of the pave by bursting shells made steering a trifle
intricate; while occasionally one of the many signal wires which had
slipped during the night and was hanging low above his head, scraped the
top of his steel helmet.

Once more the familiar "_B'jour, monsieur_"--this time from an old dame
who sat day in day out in a corner under a wall selling chocolate.  Just
above her head, so that by raising her arm she could have touched it, the
nose of a "dud" German shell poked out from the brickwork.

Ruin, desolation--and shrouding it all the cool damp mist of seven
o'clock in July.

"The very man!"  A voice hailed him from behind, and a gunner subaltern
materialised.  "Are you going up the line?"

"I am--at once."  The Sapper placed his bicycle against a heap of
sandbags.  "What does my dear one desire?

"The accursed Hun placed two large obuses into the Ritz yesterday
afternoon.  What do you propose to do about it?"  They were strolling
slowly through the sopping grass.

"Nothing--if I can possibly avoid it," answered the Sapper firmly.  "You
select for an O.P. the most prominent house in the locality--put a
signaller on the top of it with a large flag--wait till midday, when the
sun is at its brightest, and then send a message back that the bully beef
is bad.  You----"

"Laddie," interrupted the gunner, "desist.  All that you say is true and
more--but we must stick to the Ritz, if we can.  It commands a
soul-inspiring view of the trenches behind that new crater in a way we
can't get from anywhere else.  What I want you to do is to cover the
cellar with boards.  Yesterday the second shell knocked two men
insensible, and they fell backwards into it.  As they nearly drowned, it
will be obvious, even to your intelligence, that it contains--amongst
other things--water.  Moreover, the water is deep, and stinketh.  If,
therefore, my brainy _confrère_, you will authorise me to draw planks
twelve, I myself will cover yon hole with my own fair hands.  The
cadaverous gentleman at your store, whose face has been passed over by
some heavy body, proved both unsympathetic and suspicious this morning
when I asked him for them.  Wherefore, if you will sign----"  He held out
a book to the Sapper.

"'Please issue bearer with twelve planks 9 inch by 2 inch; length, 6
feet.'"  The Sapper glanced at the page and signed.  "There you are,
James.  Tell him to get them cut for you."

"I was going to, dearie.  How marvellously your brain grasps the
importance of these trifling details!  Are you passing the Ritz by any
chance?  If so, tell my warriors to come down to the Store."

"Aren't you coming up?"

"No--it's too light.  I have to be careful whom I'm seen with."  He
turned back and was quickly lost in the white mist--though for some time
afterwards the faint strains of musical items selected from _The Bing
Boys_ followed the Sapper as he walked on.

Occasional voices came mysteriously from apparently nowhere, as a party
of men went up one of the deep communication trenches close by him--a
trench invisible in summer until you actually stood over it, for the long
rank grass hid everything: grass splashed with the red of great masses of
poppies, and the white of the daisies, with odd little patches of blue
cornflowers and borage, and buttercups glinting yellow.  Just rank
luxuriant vegetation, run wild--untouched for more than a year.

Suddenly out of the mist there loomed the Ritz--the name of the
broken-down, shell-battered house which served his late companion as an
O.P.  The Sapper gave the message as requested, and stepped down three
stairs into the communication trench, which passed close under one of the
crumbling walls.  There was no necessity, as far as safety was concerned,
to get into the trench for several hundred yards--the mist effectually
prevented any chance of being seen from the German lines half a mile
farther on.

But he was mindful to see the condition of the trench--whether the sides
were crumbling, and whether the floor was suitably provided with
trench-boards and bricks.  Twisting, winding with the poppies and the
weeds meeting over his head, and the water brushing off them against his
face and coat, he walked slowly on.  Seven feet deep, perhaps three feet
wide, it might have been a sunken Devonshire lane in model, and a faint
red tinge in the soil helped the illusion.

Stale as it all was, unprofitable and a weariness to the flesh as it had
all become, the strangeness of it still struck him at times.  He wondered
lazily what the people he knew at home would think if they were following
him at that moment on a tour of inspection.  Especially his Uncle John.
Uncle John was something in the City, and looked it.  He lived near
Ascot, and nightly slept with a gas-mask beside his bed.  He could
imagine Uncle John trembling audibly in that quiet model lane, and
assuring his faithful wife of his ability to protect her.  He laughed at
the picture in his mind, and then with a slight frown stopped.

The trench bent sharply to the right, and almost subconsciously he
noticed a hole framed in thick wood, half filled in, in the wall in front
of him.  The top had broken.  He bent and peered through it.  It went
right through the wall in front, and beyond, the same deep communication
trench could be seen stretching away.  Just a loophole placed in a
traverse through which a rifle could be fired along a straight thirty
yards of trench, if the Germans ever got in.  But to fire a rifle to any
purpose the loop-hole must not be broken, and so the Sapper made a note
before resuming his stroll.

Rounding a bend, a big white board at a cross-roads confronted him.  It
advertised two or three salient facts written in large black letters.  It
appeared that by turning to the right one would ultimately reach
Leicester Square and an aid post, to say nothing of the Charing Cross
Road, which was a down trench.  By turning to the left, on the contrary,
one would reach Regent Street and a pump.  It also stated that the name
of our wanderer's present route was the Haymarket, and further affirmed
that it was an up trench.  For it will be plain to all that, where a
trench is but three feet wide, it is essential not to have men going both
ways in it--and further, it will also be plain why the aid posts occur in
the down ones.

A further interesting and momentous piece of information was imparted
from another board, to the effect that the name of the trench by which
one could reach the pump on one hand and the aid post on the other was
Piccadilly, and that it constituted the reserve line of the position.

In other words, it was not merely a communication trench, but was
recessed and traversed like a fire trench.  In very fact, it was a fire
trench--the third of the system.  In front was the support line, known as
Pall Mall, and in front of that, again, the firing line, whither later
the Sapper proposed to wend his way.  He wanted to gaze on "the rum jar
reputed to be filled with explosive."  But in the meantime there was the
question of the pump--the ever-present question which is associated with
all pumps.  To work or not to work, and the answer is generally in the

He turned to the left down Piccadilly, wondering what particular ailment
had attacked this specimen of the breed, and had caused the Adjutant of
the battalion to write winged words anent it.  The aspect of the trench
had changed; no longer did the red, white, and blue of the tangled wild
flowers meet over his head, but grey and drab the sandbag walls rose on
each side of him.  Occasionally the mouth of a dug-out yawned in the
front of the trench, a dark passage cased in with timber, sloping steeply
down to the cave below.  Voices, and sometimes snores, came drowsily up
from the bottom, where odd bunches of the South Loamshires for a space
existed beautifully.

"Hullo, old man--how's life?"  He rounded a traverse to find an officer
of the battalion lathering his chin for his morning shave.  A cracked
mirror was scotched up between two sandbags, and a small indiarubber
basin leaked stealthily on the firing step.

"So-so!  That bally pump of yours won't work again, or so the cook says.
Jenkins, pass the word along for Smithson.  He is the cook, and will tell
you the whole sordid story."

"Quiet night?"  The Sapper sat down and refilled his pipe.

"Fairly.  They caught one of our fellows in the entrance to his dug-out
up in the front line with an aerial dart about seven o'clock.  Landed
just at the entrance.  Blew the top of his head off.  Good boy, too--just
been given his stripe.  Oh, Smithson!--tell the Engineer officer about
that pump.  Confound!--I've shaved a mosquito bite!"

The cook--a veteran of many years--looked at the placidly smoking Sapper
and cleared his throat.  On any subject he was an artist; on pumps and
the deficiencies of Ally Sloper's Cavalry--as the A.S.C. is vulgarly
known--he was a genius.

"Well, sir, it's like this 'ere.  That there pump is a funny kind o'
pump.  Sometimes it gives you water and sometimes it don't."

"You surprise me," murmured the Sapper.

"Now, if I might be so bold, sir, I would suggest that another well be
sunk, sir--starting fresh-like from the beginning.  Then I could keep my
heye on it, and see that no one wasn't a-monkeying with it.  As it is,
wot with the stuff we're a-getting and the shortage of tea and the
distance I 'ave to go for water, and----"

"Well, what do you expect?"  A bitter voice from round the traverse
rudely interrupted the discourse.  "We make pumps to pump water--not dead
rats.  Wasting my time, that's what it is.  Where 'ave I put it?  In that
there perisher Smithson's dug-out, and 'e can 'ave it for his dinner."
The plumber previously sent up on receipt of the Adjutant's note came
round the corner, and, seeing his officer, stopped and saluted.

"That there pump's all right, sir.  There was a dead rat in it.  They
_will_ leave the cover off the well."  He perceived the horrified
Smithson, and fixed him with the frozen eye.

"Right.  Then you can rejoin your section."  The Sapper rose, the plumber
departed, the cook faded away, and for a space there was silence.

"Damn that fellow Smithson--he's the limit."  The Infantry Officer
laughed.  "I'll rend him for this."

"Sometimes it gives you water, and sometimes it don't," remarked the
Sapper pensively.  "Last time it was a sock.  Bye-bye.  I hope he'll
enjoy his dinner."

He followed the plumber back along Piccadilly, composing in his mind a
suitable answer to the message of despair from the Adjutant.

"With ref. to your min. of yesterday I would suggest that a larger flow
of somewhat purer water would be available if the practice of inserting
deceased rodents in the delivery pipe was discontinued forthwith.  I am
fully alive to the fact that what the eye does not see the heart does not
grieve about, and I realise that, viewed from that standpoint only, the
grave of the little animal in question could not well be improved on.  I
also realise that it adds that flavour to the tea which is so sought
after by the true connoisseur.  But, desiring to view the matter from the
clearer vantage point of an unbiassed onlooker, I venture to suggest----"

His meditations were interrupted by a procession of gunners each carrying
on his shoulder an unpleasant-looking object which resembled a gigantic
dumb-bell with only one blob on the end--a huge spherical cannon-ball on
a steel stalk.  They were coming from Leicester Square, and he met them
just as they turned up the Haymarket.  Waiting until they had all gone
by, he followed on in the rear of the party, which suddenly turned sharp
to the left, and disappeared into the bowels of the earth.

"No. 7," murmured the Sapper to himself.  "I wonder if the officer is
new?"  He turned to a bombardier standing at the entrance to the passage.
"Is your officer here?"

"He's down below, sir."  The man drew to one side, and the Sapper passed
up a narrow deep trench and went "down below" to the trench-mortar
emplacement, a cave hewn out of the ground much on the principle of an
ordinary dug-out.  But there were certain great differences; for half the
roof had been removed, and through the hole thus formed streamed in the
early morning sun.  A screen of rabbit wire covered with bits of grass,
lying horizontally over the open hole when the gun was not firing, helped
to conceal it from the prying eyes of Hun aeroplanes.  Let into the
ground and mounted and clamped to a stand was the mortar itself--while
beside it sat a very young gunner officer, much in the attitude of a
mother beside her firstborn.  He was obviously new to the game, and the
Sapper surveyed him with indulgent eye.

"Good morning."  The Gunner looked up quickly.  "I'm the Sapper Officer
on this bit of line.  You've just come in, haven't you?"

"Yes, early this morning.  Everything seems very quiet here."

"From four till eight or nine it's always peaceful.  But I don't know
that you'll find this spot very quiet once you start pooping off.  This
particular emplacement was spotted some two months ago by the wily Hun,
and he got some direct hits on it with small stuff.  Since then it hasn't
been used.  There are lots of others, you know."

"I was ordered to come to this one," answered the boy doubtfully.

"Right-oh! my dear fellow--it's your funeral.  I thought I'd just let you
know.  Are you letting drive this morning?"

"Yes--as soon as I get the order to fire."

The boy was keen as mustard, and, as I have said, very young--just
another infant.  He had not long to wait, for hardly were the words out
of his mouth when a sergeant came in.

"Captain's compliments, sir, and will you fire two rounds at G. 10 C. 5

Rapidly and without confusion the men did their appointed jobs; the great
stalk slithered down the gun, the bomb--big as a football--filled with
high explosive was fixed with a detonator, the lanyard to fire the charge
was adjusted.  Then every one cleared out of the emplacement, while the
Sapper took his stand in the trench outside.

"Let her rip."  The lanyard was pulled, and with a muffled crack the huge
cannon-ball rose into the air, its steel stalk swaying behind it.
Plainly visible, it reached its highest point, and still wobbling
drunkenly went swishing down on to G. 10 C. 54--or thereabouts.  A roar
and a great column of black smoke rose from the German lines.

Almost before the report had died away, the gun was sponged out, and
another inebriated monster departed on its mission.  But the Sapper was
already some way up the Haymarket.  It was not his first view of a
trench-mortar firing.

A vicious crack from a rifle now and then broke the stillness, and
proclaimed that the sun was clearing away the morning mist, and that
rest-time was nearly over; while the sudden rattle of a machine gun close
by him, indulging in a little indirect fire at a well-known Hun gathering
place a thousand yards or so behind their lines, disturbed a covey of
partridges, which rose with an angry whirring of wings.  Then came four
of those unmistakable faint muffled bursts from high above his head,
which betokened an aeroplane's morning gallop; and even as he
automatically jerked his head skywards, with a swishing noise something
buried itself in the earth not far away.  It is well to remember that
even Archibald's offspring obey the laws of gravity, and shells from an
anti-aircraft gun, burst they never so high, descend sooner or later in
the shape of jagged fragments--somewhere.  And if the somewhere is your
face, upturned to see the fun . . . !

The Sapper, with the remembrance fresh in his mind of a pal looking up in
just such a way a week before, quickly presented the top of his tin hat
to the skies, and all that might descend from them.  There had been that
same swishing all round them as they stood watching some close shooting
at one of our own planes.  He recalled the moment when he cried
suddenly--"Jove! they've got him!"  He had turned as he spoke to see the
officer with him, slipping sideways, knees crumpling, body sagging.
"Good God! old man, what is it?"  The question was involuntary, for as he
caught the limp figure--he knew.

The plane was all right: the German shells had not got it; but a piece of
shrapnel, the size of a match-box, had passed through that officer's eye,
and entered his brain.  He had laid him on the firing-step, and covered
his head--or what was left of it. . . .

He reached Pall Mall, to be once again confronted with a large white
notice board.  To the right were Boyaux 93 and 94--to the left, 91 and
90.  Straight on to the front, 92 led to the firing line.  With his
ultimate destination Vesuvius crater and the rum jar in view, he turned
to the right, and walked along the support trench.  It was much the same
as Piccadilly: only being one degree nearer the front, it was one degree
more warlike.  Boxes of bombs everywhere; stands for rifles on the
firing-step, which held them rigidly when they fired rifle grenades; and
every now and then a row of grey-painted rockets with a red top, which in
case of emergency send up the coloured flares that give the S.O.S.
signals to those behind.  Also men: men who slept and ate and shaved and
wrote and got bored.  A poor show is trench warfare!

"Look out, sir.  They've knocked it in just round the corner last night
with trench mortars."  A sergeant of the South Loamshires was speaking.
"Having a go at Laburnum Cottage, I'm thinking."

"What, that sniper's post?  Have you been using it?"

"One of our men in there now, sir.  He saw an Allemand go to ground in
his dug-out half an hour ago through the mist, and he reckons he ought to
finish breakfast soon, and come out again."

The Sapper crawled on his stomach over the _débris_ that blocked the
trench, and stopped at the entrance to Laburnum Cottage, officially known
as Sniper's Post No. 4.  In a little recess pushed out to the front of
the trench, covered in with corrugated iron and surrounded by sandbags,
sprawled the motionless figure of a Lance-Corporal.  With his eye glued
to his telescopic sight and his finger on the trigger of his rifle, he
seemed hardly to be breathing.  Suddenly he gave a slight grunt, and the
next instant, with a sharp crack, the rifle fired.

"Get him?" asked the Sapper.

"Dunno, sir," answered the sniper, his eye still fixed to the telescope.
"Three 'undred yards, and 'e ducked like 'ell.  It wasn't far off 'is
nibs, but one can't tell for sure."  He got down and stretched himself.
"I've waited 'alf an 'our for the perisher, too, without no breakfast."
He grinned and scrambled over the broken-down trench to remedy the latter
deficiency, while once more the Sapper walked on.  No need with this
particular regiment to suggest rebuilding the broken-in trench; it would
be done automatically--which cannot be said of them all.

At last he reached Boyau 94, and turned up towards the firing-line.
Twenty yards from the turn a mass of barbed wire crossed the trench above
his head, the barbed wire which ran in front of the support line.  For it
is not only the fire-trench that is wired--each line behind is
plentifully supplied with this beautiful vegetable growth.

The mist had cleared away, and the morning sun was blazing down from a
cloudless sky, as he reached the front trench.  Just to his left a
monstrous pair of bellows, slowly heaving up and down under the
ministrations of two pessimistic miners, sent a little of God's fresh air
down to the men in the mine-shafts underneath.  The moles were there--the
moles who scratched and scraped stolidly, at the end of their gallery
thirty or forty yards in front, deep down under the earth in No Man's

A steady stream of sandbags filled with the result of their labours came
up the shaft down which the pipe from the bellows stretched into the
darkness--sandbags which must be taken somewhere and emptied, or used to
revet a bit of trench which needed repair.

To right and left there stretched the fire-trench--twisting and turning,
traversed and recessed--just one small bit of the edge of British land.
A hundred yards away, a similar line stretched right and left, where
other pessimistic miners ministered to other monstrous bellows, and
Piccadilly was known as Unter den Linden.  The strange stagnation of it

Look through the periscope at the country in front.  Not a sign of life
in the torn-up crusted earth; not a movement between the two long lines
of wire.  A few poppies here and there, and at one point a motionless
grey-green lump close to the farther wire.  Impossible to tell exactly
what it is from the periscope--the range is too far.  But, in No Man's
Land, such strange grey--and khaki--lumps may often be seen.  The night,
a wiring party, perhaps a little raid or an officer's patrol,
and--discovery.  You cannot always get your dead back to the trench, and
the laws that govern No Man's Land savour of the primitive. . . .

The Sapper watched the phlegmatic bellows-heaver for a few moments
curiously.  His stoical indifference to any one or anything save the job
in hand, the wonderful accuracy with which he spat from time to time, the
appalling fumes from his short clay pipe, all tended to make of him an
interesting study.  Supremely apathetic to friend or foe, Generals or
Huns, he did his shift without comment and, as far as could be seen,
without thought.

"Where are you putting the earth?" asked the Sapper after watching for a

"Round corner, in a 'ole."  The speaker pointed with his pipe, and the
subject dropped.

The officer turned away smiling slightly, and decided on the inspection
of the rum jar.  The answer was clear and succinct, even if not couched
in the language of the old army discipline.  He inspected the hole, and,
finding it was at the back of the trench, in a crater that was formed
nightly by German _minenwerfer_, and that more earth there not only would
not block the trench but, _mirabile dicta_, would be an actual advantage,
he passed on and shortly came to a passage leading out of the front of
the trench.

The passage was labelled Sap No. 130, and presented exactly the same
appearance as the boyaux which ran out of the support line to the front
trench.  Only when one got into it did the difference become apparent,
for whereas the boyaux had continued until finally opening into a new
trench, the sap was a cul-de-sac, and finished abruptly in a little
covered-in recess built into a miniature mountain of newly-thrown-up
earth.  And this great, tumbled mass of soil was the near lip of Vesuvius
crater--blown up half way between the two front lines.

Over the top of the mountain there was no passage.  A man standing or
crawling there in daytime would have been in full view of German snipers
at a range of forty yards; while had he accomplished it in safety, he
would have slithered down the farther side into a great cavity shaped
like an egg-cup, at the bottom of which a pool of dirty, stagnant water
was slowly forming.  Moreover, if we imagine the man continuing his
journey and climbing up the other side, he would run the gauntlet of the
English snipers as he topped the farther lip, before reaching the German
sap which ran out in just such a similar cul-de-sac to the one already

Thus are craters consolidated; each side holds the lip nearest to them,
and hurls curses and bombs at his opponents on the other.  The distance
between the sapheads is perhaps twenty or twenty-five yards, instead of
the hundred odd of the parent fire-trenches; and any closer
acquaintanceship is barred by the egg-cup crater, which stretches between

"Keep down, sir--well down.  Lot of sniping to-day."  A sergeant of the
South Loamshires whispered hoarsely to the Sapper as he reached the end
of the sap--it is etiquette to whisper in a sap.  Three men inside the
recess were drinking tea with the calmness born of long custom, while
lying on his side, with a periscope to his eye, was Jackson, the

"Anything fresh, Jacko?" muttered the Sapper, crouching down beside him.

"Yes--I think they're coming closer with their left sap round the crater.
Their periscope seems to be nearer than it was yesterday."

"Let's have a look."  The two changed position, and the Captain turned
the periscope gently round until he got the exact direction.  Absolute
stillness brooded over the ground he could see; a few rough strands of
wire straggled about, and disappeared into the great mound of earth that
formed the _débris_ of the crater.

There were the enemies' trenches--a railway embankment behind them with a
derelict row of trucks--a great chimney, gaunt and desolate, with the
buildings at its foot in ruins.  But it was not on these old friends that
he was concentrating; his target was the bit of ground just in front of
him that lay close to the thrown-up earth of Vesuvius, along which the
German sap was reputed to be creeping nearer.

At last he got what he wanted.  Close at hand, perhaps twenty yards away,
there stuck up out of the ground a motionless stick with something on the
end--the German's periscope.  Now it is reputed to be a fact by several
people of apparent truthfulness that it is possible, in circumstances
such as these, for each watcher to see the other man's eyes reflected
from the mirrors of the periscopes; and it is an undoubted fact that the
laws which govern the refraction of light would allow of this phenomenon.
Personally, I am glad to say I have never seen a German's eye through a
periscope; but then personally I am inclined to doubt if any one has.  It
must be quite dreadful to see a thing like a poached egg regarding you
balefully from the top of a stick a few yards away.

At last the Sapper got up.  "He's no nearer, Jacko.  What do you think,

"I don't think they were working last night, sir," one of the
tea-drinkers answered.

"There was a party of 'em out, and we bunged some bombs.  We 'eard 'em
padding the 'oof back."

"Been pretty quiet, then?"

"Except for that there rum jar, sir," answered the sergeant.  "We thought
we was napoo[1] when we 'eard that little bundle of fun a-coming."

"Have you seen it, Jacko?"

"Yes, it rolled into the sap, and I've had it put into the fire-trench.
I'm taking it back to blow it up.  I think it's a percussion fuse, but it
seems fairly safe.  I've sent for a stretcher to carry it on."

"Let's go and have a look at it."

The two officers walked down the sap and back into the trench, and
started to investigate with a professional eye the object lying on the
fire-step.  Apparently of steel, and painted a dull grey, it looked
harmless enough--but all those little love offerings of the Hun are
treated with respect.  About the size of an ordinary rum jar, with a fuse
of sorts in place of a neck, it was at the time an unknown brand of
abomination, to them at any rate.

"It differs only in appearance, I fear," remarked the Captain, after
inspecting it gingerly, "from other presents they give us.  Its object is
undoubtedly nefarious.  Where do you propose to blow it up?"

"In that little quarry near the Ritz.  Will that do all right?"

"Most excellently."  With a smile he looked at his watch.  "Just set your
watch by mine, Jacko--and poop it off at 10.5 ak emma.  Do you take me?"

The other looked puzzled for a moment; then his face cleared.

"I'd forgotten for the moment that Centre Battalion Head-quarters was not
far from the quarry," he grinned.  "Sir--I take you."

"My dear boy, the day is hot, and the Pumpkin is fat, and the flies are
glutinous.  He doesn't want to see the trenches any more than I do--and
one's mission in life is to anticipate the wishes of the great."

It was just as he finished speaking that from up the line in the
direction of the Haymarket there came four dull, vicious cracks in
succession, and some clouds of black smoke drifted slowly over his head.

"Just about No. 7 T.M. emplacement," he muttered to himself.  "I hope to
heavens . . ."

"Put it on the stretcher carefully, boys."  His subaltern was speaking to
the two men who had arrived with a stretcher.  "Have you got the slab of

"Corporal 'Amick 'as gone to get it at the store, sir.  He's a-going to
meet us at the quarry."

"Right-ho!  Walk march."

The cavalcade departed, and the Captain resumed his morning walk, while
his thoughts wandered to the beer which is cold and light yellow.  For
many weary months had he taken a similar constitutional daily; not always
in the same place, true; but variety is hard to find in the actual
trenches themselves.  It is the country behind that makes the difference.

Time was when communication trenches existed only in the fertile brain of
those who were never called upon to use them; but that time has passed
long since.  Time was when the thin, tired breaking line of men who
fought the Prussian Guard at Ypres in 1914--and beat them--had hard work
to find the fire-trenches, let alone the communication ones; when a daily
supervision was a nerve-shattering nightly crawl, and dug-outs were
shell-holes covered with a leaking mackintosh.  It was then that men
stood for three weeks on end in an icy composition of water and slime,
and if by chance they did get a relief for a night, merely clambered out
over the back, and squelched wearily over the open ground with bullets
pinging past them from the Germans a few score yards away.

But now there are trenches in canal banks where dead things drift slowly
by, and trenches in railway embankments where the rails are red with rust
and the sleepers green with rot; there are trenches in the chalk, good
and deep, which stand well, and trenches in the slush and slime which
never stand at all; there are trenches where the smell of the long grass
comes sweetly on the west wind, and trenches where the stench of death
comes nauseous on the east.  And one and all are they damnable, for ever
accursed . . .

But the country behind--ah! there's where the difference comes.  You may
have the dead flat of pastoral Flanders, the little woods, the plough,
the dykes of Ypres and Boesinghe; you may have the slag-heaps and smoking
chimneys of La Bassée and Loos; you may have the gently undulating
country of Albert and the Somme.  Each bears the marks of the German
beast--and, like their inhabitants, they show those marks differently.
Ypres and the North, apathetic, seemingly lifeless; the mining districts,
grim and dour; the rolling plains still, in spite of all, cheerful and
smiling.  But underlying them all--deep implacable determination, a grand
national hatred of the Power who has done this thing. . . .

He turned out of the Old Kent Road into a siding which harboured the
dug-outs of the Centre Battalion.

"Is the General here yet, Murdock?"  A tall sergeant of the regiment--an
old friend of his--flattened himself against the side of the trench to
let him pass.

"Yes, sir."  The sergeant's face was expressionless, though his eyes
twinkled.  "I think, sir, as 'ow the General is feeling the 'eat.  'E
seems worried.  'E's been trying to telephone."

The Sapper, with a suppressed chuckle, went down some steps into a
spacious dug-out.  The darkness made him temporarily blind, so he saluted
and stood still just inside the doorway.

"Damn you, don't blow at me!  What's that fool blowin' down the thing
for?  I _have_ pressed a button--confound you!--and rung the bell twice.
No--I didn't ring off; somebody blew at me, and the machine fell on the

"The General is trying to get through to his château."  A voice full of
unholy joy whispered in the Sapper's ear, and that worthy, whose eyes had
got accustomed to the gloom, recognised the Adjutant.

"I gathered that something of the sort was occurring," he whispered back.

But the General was at it again.  "Who are you--the R.T.O.?  Well, ring
off.  Exchange.  Exchange.  It is the Divisional General speaking.  I
want my head-quarters.  I say, I want my--oh, don't twitter, and the
bally thing's singin' now!  First it blows and then it sings.  Good God!
what's that?"

A deafening explosion shook the dug-out, and a shower of earth and stones
rained down in the trench outside.

"They're very active this morning, sir," said the Sapper, stepping
forward.  "Lot of rum jars and things coming over."

"Are you the Sapper officer?  Good morning.  I wish you'd get this
accursed instrument to work."

"There may be a line broken," he remarked tactfully.

"Well--I shall have to go back; I can't hear a word.  The thing does
nothin' but squeak.  Now it's purring like a cat.  I hate cats.  Most
annoyin'.  I wanted to come round the front line this morning."

"In very good condition, sir; I've just been all round it.  Mighty hot up
there, General--and swarms of flies."

"And they're puttin' over some stuff, you say?"

"Yes, sir--quite a lot."

"Hum!  Well, of course, I fully intended to come round--but, dash it all,
I must get back.  Can't hear a word the fellow says.  Does nothing but
play tunes."  The Pumpkin rose and stalked to the door.  "Well, I'll come
round another morning, my boy.  I wonder, by Jove! if that last one was
meant for this head-quarters?  Devilish near, you know."  He walked up
the stairs, followed by his staff officer.  "Good mornin'--mind you see
about that telephone.  Cursed thing blows."

"Dear old Pumpkin," murmured the Adjutant as his steps died away.  "He's
a topper.  His figure's against him, but he's got the heart of a lion."

"He has," answered the Sapper, preparing to follow his footsteps.  "And
the men would do anything for him."

"What price that rum jar I sent in a bird about?"

"That was the last explosion you heard," laughed the Sapper.  "I wasn't
leaving anything to chance.  I am going to go and drink beer--iced beer,
in long glasses.  _Toujours à toi_."

He was gone, leaving the Adjutant staring.  A few moments later he
clambered out of the trench, and struck out for the crumbling church that
betokened a road and the near presence of his bicycle.

      *      *      *      *      *      *

A day of peace--yes, as things go, a day of perfect peace.  Away down
South things were moving; this was stagnation.  And yet--well, it was at
dinner that night . . .

"For the fourteenth night in succession I rise to a point of order."  The
Doctor was speaking.  "Why is the lady with the butterfly on her back
pushed away into one corner, and that horrible woman with the green wig
accorded the place of honour?"

I would hurriedly state that the Doctor's remarks were anent two pictures
which are, I believe, occasionally to be found in officers' messes in the
B.E.F.--pictures of a Parisian flavour as befits the Entente--pictures
which--at any rate they are well known to many, and I will not specify

"Yes, the lady with the gween wig is dweadful."  The boy sipped his port.

"Infant, I'm shocked at you.  The depravity of these children
nowadays . . ."

An orderly came into the room with an envelope, which he handed to the

The C.O. spread out the flimsy paper and frowned slightly as he read the

"T.M. Emp. No. 7, completely wrecked by a direct hit 9.30 a.m. this
morning, A.A.A.  Please inspect and report, A.A.A., C.R.E., 140th

"Delayed as usual," grunted the Scotchman.  "I was there just after it
happened, and reported it to the O.C. Trench Mortars.  Did you not hear,
sir, for it's useless repairing it?  That position is too well known."

"Were there any casualties?"  The Sapper Captain's voice was quiet.

"Aye.  The poor lad that was crooning over his gun when I saw him this
morning, like a cat over her undrowned kitten, just disappeared."

"What d'you mean, Mac?"

"It was one of the big ones, and it came right through the wire on top of
him."  The gruff voice was soft.  "Poor bairn!"

[1] _Special Note to Lovers of Etymology_.

_Il n'y en a plus_.  There is no more.  French phrase signifying complete
absence of.  Largely heard in estaminets near closing time.

_Naploo_.--Original pure English phrase signifying the perisher has run
out of beer.

_Napoo_.--Vulgar and bastardised shortening of original pure English
phrase.  Has now been added to B.E.F. dictionary, and is used to imply
that a man, thing, person, animal, or what not, is "finished."



"On the afternoon of the 21st we gained a small local success.  Our
consolidated.  Up to date eighty-six unwounded prisoners have passed
through the corps cage, of whom three are officers."

Thus ran the brief official notice so tersely given in the
"Intelligence Summary," known to the ribald as "Comic Cuts"; later it
will appear even more tersely in the daily communiqué which delights
the matutinal kipper and twin eggs of England.  It's all so simple; it
all sounds such a ridiculously easy matter to those who read.  Map
maniacs stab inaccurate maps with pins; a few amateur strategists
discourse at length, and with incredible ignorance, on the bearing
it--and countless other similar operations--will have on the main
issue.  And the vast majority remark gloomily to the other members of
Nothing, my friend!  I wonder. . . .

This is not a story; there is no plot; it is just what happens every
day somewhere or other in the land of glutinous, stinking mud, where
the soles are pulled off a man's boots when he walks and horses go in
up to their bellies; where one steers a precarious and slippery course
on the narrow necks of earth that separate shell holes, and huddled
things stare up at the sky with unseeing eyes.  They went "over the
top" themselves--ten days ago--in just such another local success.
Nothing, my friend!  Perhaps you're right; it's mainly a sense of
proportion that is needed in war, as in other things. . . .

"Good morning, dear old soul."  The machine-gun officer emerged from a
watery hole of doubtful aspect, covered with a dented sheet of
corrugated iron and a flattened-out biscuit tin--the hole that is, not
the officer.  "We have slept well, thank you; and the wife and family
are flourishing.  Moreover--you're late."

The Sapper regarded him pessimistically through the chilly mist of an
October dawn.  "Entirely owing to my new and expensive waders being
plucked from my feet with a sucking noise.  A section of haggard men
are now engaged in salvage operations.  Shall we process?"

"We shall--in one sweet moment, not before.  Sweet, brave heart,
because----"  He put his head round the corner.  "Jones--the raspberry
wine--_toute suite_.  Just a hollow tooth full, and we will gambol like
young lambs the whole long weary way."

"It is well," remarked the Sapper, returning the empty mug to the
soldier servant.  "Personally I like it burnt at night, with a noggin
of port.  You put it in a mug, add three spoonfuls of sugar, set light
to it, and let it burn for seven minutes.  Then add some port, and
drink hot.  Man, you can lead an army corps . . ."  His voice died away
as the two officers departed on their three-mile squelch to the front
line, and the unshaven Jones gazed after them admiringly.

"A hartist!" he murmured admiringly, "a plurry hartist.  Personally,
the rasberry juice, any old 'ow for me."  He disappeared from view, and
further disclosures would be tactless. . . .

And so we lift the curtain on the dawn of the 21st.  Doubtless the
setting is frivolous, but it has served to introduce two of the supers
who go to make up the final scene.  In the portion of the front line
for which they were bound there lay the battalion which was cast for
the principal part, and it is the prerogative of stars to have their
entrance led up to. . . .

The mist hung thick over the shell-torn ground as the two officers
walked on.  In places stretches of half-demolished wire and blown-in
trenches showed where the Germans had put up a fight.  Stray graves,
ours and theirs, were dotted about promiscuously, and little heaps of
dirty and caked equipment showed that salvage work was in progress.
Away to the left a few crumbling walls and shattered trees marked a
one-time prosperous agricultural village, from which with great
regularity there came the sighing drone of a German crump followed by a
column of black smoke and a shower of bricks and _débris_.  But the
place was dead; its inhabitants gone--God knows where.  And soldiers:
well, soldiers have a rooted dislike to dead villages near the trenches.

A strange squat object loomed suddenly into sight--a well-known
landmark to those who wandered daily behind the lines.  Derelict,
motionless, it lay on a sunken road, completely blocking it; and the
sunken road was heavy with the stench of death.  It is not good for the
Hun to take liberties with a tank, even if it is temporarily

A man limping wearily, his head bandaged, his face unshaved, his khaki
coated with half-dry mud, plodded heavily towards them.

"Can you tell me the way to the dressing-station, sir?"  He had stopped
and, swaying slightly, stood in front of the two officers.

"Straight on, lad.  You'll find it somewhere back there."  The
machine-gun officer pointed vaguely into the mist.  "About half a mile."

"You ain't got a drop of water, 'ave you, sir?  The water party got
lost last night, and we've only had about a teacupful this last
twenty-four hours."

But when going up to visit the trenches water-bottles are a useless
encumbrance, and, with a tired sigh, the wounded Tommy resumed his
thirsty way in the direction of the dressing-station.

"Cooked, poor devil," remarked the Sapper, as he disappeared.  "Pretty
nearly finished."

"But he'll be his mother's own bright boy again when he gets his nose
inside that aid post.  We go left here, I think."

They paused for a moment to get their bearings--a matter of some
importance and no little difficulty.

It may seem an easy thing to walk up to the trenches.  One goes on, and
ultimately one arrives, the casual reader will surmise.  And with luck
the casual reader will be right.  But there are certain small points
which may have escaped his ken and which render the task of reaching
the front line a trifle harder than walking to the club for lunch.

In the first place the aspect of the ground is not of that cheerful and
varied type which has inspired so many gifted landscape painters.  No
trees and little rivers, no cottages and flowering paths delight one's
eye.  It is impossible to say: "Take the turn to the left after passing
the cactus bush, and keep straight on till you come to the asparagus
bed; and then you'll see the front trench on your right."

The local cactus bush or its equivalent is hurled into space twice
daily, thereby largely interfering with its use as a landmark.  The
local asparagus bed or its equivalent differs only from the remainder
of the ground in the fact that a mule passed peacefully away on it some
weeks previously.  And one day even that difference vanished.  The mule
passed away again--in small fragments.

Even the front trenches where they exist have a variegated career.  At
certain periods quite a large proportion of them are in the air at the
same time, in company with the village just behind; and when they come
down again it is more than likely their position will change to the
next row of damp and unpleasant holes.

That is the trouble: the whole ground is one huge hole.  Holes are the
only features of the landscape: big holes, little holes, damp ones,
smelly ones; holes occupied and holes to let; holes you fall into and
holes you don't--but, holes.  Everywhere holes.  The cactus bush is a
hole; the asparagus bed is a hole; the trenches are holes.  The whole
country looks like a disease.  A large amount of the wandering must
perforce be done at night; and should the casual reader still doubt the
difficulty of finding one's way, let him imagine three voluntary
descents, and as many compulsory ones, into the wet brand of hole; let
him further imagine a steady downpour of rain, no sign of a star, and a
shrewd suspicion that if he's walked as far as he thinks he has in the
right direction he ought to be in the front line; and then let him
imagine--holes.  Whenever he moves he either negotiates or fails to
negotiate--holes.  Having, in scrambling out of holes turned round
twice he doesn't know which way he's facing; he only knows there
are--holes.  Toc--toc--toc; the slow tapping of a German machine-gun
sounds from the direction he had fondly imagined Battalion
Head-quarters to be; the swish of bullets come nearer as the Hun sweeps
the ground; a flare goes up, showing--holes.  Another compulsory
descent; a phut! as a bullet passes over his head, and the swishing
passes on.  Shortly that swishing will come back, and in the meantime
are there not--holes?  But as for the front trench, whither he is
bound, the contest is unequal.  No man can fight--holes.

A further point which is worthy of remark _en passant_ may possibly
escape the notice of the uninitiated.  It is a well-known fact, and
will be vouched for by all who have experienced the Somme, that that
part of the ground which is not hole is carried, like the unexpended
portion of the day's rations, on the person.  Acres of soil have been
removed from their original abode and have been carried laboriously to
other acres.  They have then been brought back again; not by boot only,
but by hand, and face, by hair and teeth.  It is reported--though I
will not vouch for the accuracy of the statement--that on one occasion
a relieving battalion completely defeated a small German counter-attack
by standing on the parapet and kicking viciously towards the advancing
Huns.  The enormous mass of soil thus propelled not only crushed the
hated foe but effectually buried him.  However, that is by the way.  We
are digressing far from the Sapper and the machine-gun officer who
stood by a derelict tank in the damp mist of an October dawn and
cogitated on the direction of their particular piece of front line.

"It is amazing," said a voice behind them, "that man can have descended
to such a state of congenital idiocy as to do all this to an
inoffensive carrot field."

The Brigade-Major, followed by the Brigadier, joined the two officers.
Behind them the signal officer plucked France from his face.  And then
of a sudden five officers disappeared.  A droning roar rose with
extreme rapidity to that pitch of loudness that denotes undesirable
closeness; a mass of black fumes and flying mud shot up twenty odd
yards away; a flight of cockchafers seemed to pass into the distance as
the jagged fragments whizzed overhead--and five faces appeared as
suddenly from the ground.  Holes have their uses at times.

"This sunken road is always hairy," remarked the signal officer--known
to his intimates as Sigs--giving the General a hand-up from his
particular lair.  "It were unwise to linger, sir."

"Another quarter-mile and we hit Essex Trench," remarked the
Brigade-Major.  "Sally's head-quarters are there."  The five officers
passed on, squelching loudly, and once again peace and silence reigned
in the sunken road. . . .

And now we come to the principal actors in the drama.  Crowded in Essex
Trench, damp with mist, were the men of the South Loamshires.  A few
were scribbling notes, and an all-pervading smell of frying bacon
permeated the air.  One or two, wrapped in great-coats, with a
mackintosh sheet over them, still slept peacefully--but the whole
regiment was stirring into life.  The morning of the day had come.  To
many it was a new experience; to others it was stale--going over the
top.  But, new or old, not a man but realised that by evening the roll
of the regiment would have many gaps; new or old, not a man but
realised that his name might be one of those gaps.  Just the luck of
the game; perhaps nothing, perhaps a Blighty, perhaps . . .

It is well without doubt that the lower the intelligence the less the
imagination.  To ninety per cent. of these men the situation lost much
of its edge; to the remaining ten the edge was sharpened.  What is to
be is to be, in war as elsewhere.  Fatalism as regards one's own
prospects is inevitable; essential.  But fatalism is an unsatisfying
creed; the word "Why?" is apt to creep into the back of a man's mind,
and the word "Why?" when the intelligence is low, is a dangerous one.
For the word "Why?" can only be satisfactorily answered by the
realisation of the bigness of the issue; by the knowledge that
individual effort is imperative if collective success is to be
obtained; by the absolute conviction that no man can be a law unto
himself.  To the ten per cent. these facts were clear; but then, to the
ten per cent. the "Why?" was louder.  The factor of their composition
which said to them "Why?"--clearly and insistently--even as they lay
motionless under their coats or outwardly wrangled for bacon and
tea--that very factor supplied the answer.

To the thinkers and dreamers there comes at such times the greater
knowledge: the knowledge which lifts them above self and the
trivialities of their own lives; the knowledge that is almost Divine.
They appreciate the futility--but they realise the necessity.  And in
their hearts they laugh sardonically as the shadow of Dream's End
clouds the sky.  The utter futility of it all--the utter necessity now
that futility has caught the world.  Then they realise the bacon is
cold--and curse.

To the ninety per cent. it is not so.  Not theirs to reason so acutely,
not theirs to care so much; to them the two dominant features of this
war--death and boredom--appeal with far less force.  For both depend so
utterly on imagination in their effect on the individual.  Death is
only awful in anticipation; boredom only an affliction to the
keen-witted.  So to the ninety, perhaps, the "Why?" does not sound
insistently.  It is as well, for if the answer is not forthcoming there
is danger, as I have said.  And one wonders sometimes which class
produces the best results for the business in hand--the business of
slaughtering Huns. . . .  The small one that rises to great heights and
sinks to great depths, or the big one, the plodders.

But I have digressed again.  It is easy to wander into by-paths when
the main road is prosaic, and the study of a body of men before an
attack--the men who fear and don't show it, the men who fear and try
not to show it, the men who don't care a hang what happens--cannot but
grip the observer who has eyes to see.  Almost does he forget his own
allotted part in the drama; the psychology of the thing is too
absorbing.  And it can only be realised when seen first hand.

Let us leave them there for the time--that battalion of the South
Loamshires.  Sally--as the C.O. is generally known--has talked with the
Brigadier and the Brigade-Major.  He knows that zero hour is 11.30
a.m.; he knows his objective--Suffolk Trench; he knows the strong point
at its northern end which the sappers are going to consolidate.  The
Sapper has found his section subaltern and his section nursing coils of
barbed wire and shovels, and has been informed with much blasphemy that
the guide had lost his way, and the party had been wandering all night.
The machine-gun officer has delivered words of wisdom to various guns'
crews--both Lewis and otherwise--who came under his eagle eye at
intervals along the trench.  Just the prosaic main road; the details
are tedious; the actual orders uninteresting.  The attack would either
succeed or it would fail; the strong point would either be consolidated
or it would not.  The orders--the details--are necessary adjuncts to
the operation; of no more interest than the arrangements for pulling up
the fire curtain.  Only if the fire curtain sticks, the play is robbed
of much of its natural charm to the onlooker.

"Bring me some more breakfast.  That walk gives one the devil of a
hunger."  The Brigadier was back once more in his dug-out, while,
outside, the mist had lifted and the autumn sun shone down on a world
of mud.

The Brigade-Major was shaving; the Staff Captain--a non-starter in the
morning's walk--was demanding corrugated iron from the unmoved Sapper.

"I tell you this roof is a disgrace.  Cascades of water pour through
into the soup at dinner.  Why don't you do something?"

"What do you propose I should do, brave heart?  Sit on the roof and
catch it?"

The subject was a complicated one, touching deep problems of supply and
demand, to say nothing of carrying parties; so let us leave them to
their warfare.

The signal officer was looking wise over something that boomed and
buzzed alternately; the machine-gun officer may, or may not, have been
enjoying another toothful.

In short, the supers, the stage-managers had departed.  The last
directions had been given, and the play was due to start in an hour and
a quarter.  All that could be done for its success had been done by
those who were behind; now it was up to the men who sat and sprawled in
the mud-holes in front, with the blue smoke of their cigarettes curling
upwards and their equipment and rifles stacked beside them.

A desultory bombardment on each side droned stolidly on, while away to
the front three British aeroplanes, seemingly come from nowhere,
tumbled and looped round two Germans like mosquitoes over a pool.  A
row of sausage balloons like a barber's rash adorned the sky as far as
the eye could see.  Just an everyday scene on the Somme, and meanwhile
the actors waited.

"Come up to the top.  There's ten minutes to go."  The Staff Captain
and the Sapper--their dispute settled--strolled amicably to the top of
the hill behind the dug-out and produced their field-glasses.  Away in
front Essex Trench could be seen, and the men inside it, standing to.
For them the period of suspense was nearly over--the curtain was just
going up.

"One minute."  The Sapper snapped his watch to and focussed his
glasses.  "They're on."

Suddenly from all around, as if touched by a spring, an ear-splitting
din leaped into life.  In the valley behind them it seemed as if
hundreds of tongues of flame were darting and quivering, sprouting from
what a moment before was barren ground.  The acrid smell of cordite
drifted over them, while without cessation there came the solemn
boom--boom--boom of the heavier guns way back.  Like the _motif_ of an
opera, the field-guns and light howitzers cracked and snorted,
permeating everything with one continuous blast of sound; while the
sonorous roar and rumble of the giant pieces behind--slower, as
befitted them--completed the mighty orchestra.  Neither man could hear
the other speak; but then, they were both watching too intently for

Hardly had hell been let loose when a line of men arose from Essex
Trench and walked steadily to their front.  Just ahead of them great
clouds of smoke rose belching from the ground: clouds into which they
vanished at times, only to reappear a moment later.  They were
advancing behind a creeping barrage, and advancing with the steadiness
of automatic machines.

"Good lads!  Good lads!"  The Staff Captain's lips framed the words;
his voice was inaudible.

Every now and then a man pitched forward and lay still; or muttered a
curse as he felt the sting of something in his arm.  A section on the
left dropped suddenly, only to worm on again by ones and twos, trying
to avoid the dreaded toc-toc--slow and menacing--of a German
machine-gun.  Then the bombers were there.  Crouching back, a man would
pull the pin out of his bomb, run forward, and hurl it into the trench
where the Germans were huddled in groups.  And away behind the South
Loamshires, on the shell-pocked ground that now boiled and heaved like
some monstrous sulphur spring, with thick black and yellow fumes
drifting slowly across it, there lay the first fruits of the harvest: a
few of the gaps in the evening's roll-call.

On the flank a machine-gun was going, taking them in enfilade.  In
front, Germans--numbers of Germans--glared snarling at them out of the
trench, or whimpered in a corner with arms upraised, as was the nature
of the beasts.  A non-commissioned officer picked up a bomb and hurled
it at the advancing platoon sergeant; only to cry "_Kamerad_" when it
failed to explode. . . .

And so the South Loamshires, or such as were left of them, came to
their objective; the first part of the play was over.  The
machine-gunner who had enfiladed them passed in his checks, fighting to
the end, brained with the butt of a rifle.

Occasionally a wounded man crawled into the trench; a German officer
sat sullenly in a corner stanching a gaping hole in his leg.  Behind
them, towards the Essex Trench, the air was now clearer; the
bombardment had moved over the line they had won, and thundered down on
the German communications.

"Runner!"  A Company Commander stood shakily trying to patch up a wound
in his arm.  As far as he could tell from a hasty reconnaissance, he
was the senior officer present.  "Give this to the C.O.: 'Objectives
won.  Situation on right doubtful.  Estimated casualties two hundred.'"
He handed the man a slip of paper.

At a steady lope the runner went over the back of the trench, into the
barrage of German shrapnel and high explosive.  They saw him reach it,
stop suddenly, twist round, and slither slowly forward.

"Runner down, sir."  A sergeant standing by spoke almost casually.

"Runner!"  Once again the officer called; once again a man went off at
a jog-trot.  They saw him reach his predecessor; stop a moment and bend
down.  He looked round and shook his head and went steadily on.  The
luck of the game--that's all.  And it's only when one's sitting
still--waiting, that one asks "Why?"  Ten minutes later he was with the
C.O., waiting for the answer to take back.

And so the drama is over; the play has been a success.  From the wings
the Staff Captain and the Sapper have returned to Brigade Head-quarters.

"Saw 'em getting over the top, sir.  Then they got into the smoke and
we lost 'em.  Like a witches' cauldron."

"We shan't hear anything for two hours."  The General thoughtfully
knocked the ashes out of his pipe.  They were his men who had gone into
that witches' cauldron; with them daily he lived and daily died.  Their
Dream's End was his too.  But--a sense of proportion, always.  "We
might as well have lunch," he remarked casually.

Gradually the bombardment died away, though from time to time the guns
burst into sullen mutterings, as though hungry at being baulked of
their food.

The same old aeroplanes--or different ones--buzzed busily about; the
same old stoical balloons looked more rash-like than ever.

And then suddenly outside the brigade office there was a stir.

A runner had hove in sight, and the signal officer emerged to get his

"Good," he muttered to himself; "the old man will be pleased."  He went
into the General's dug-out.

"Message just through, sir, from C.O. South Loamshires: 'Objectives
obtained.  A.A.A.  Situation on right somewhere obscure.  A.A.A.
Estimated casualties 200 all ranks.  A.A.A.  Will be consolidated
to-night.  A.A.A.'"

The "old man" _was_ pleased.

And so, on the afternoon of the 21st, we gained a small local success.
We advanced our line on a front of six hundred yards over an average
depth of a quarter of a mile, etc., etc.

It wasn't much, my friends at home; but--that runner will run no more,
and some eighty odd of that odd two hundred have cooked their last
ration of bacon.  Their "Why?" is answered.

No, it wasn't much; but it wasn't--nothing.



Should you, in the course of your wanderings, ever run across
Brigadier-General Herbert Firebrace, do not ask him if he knows Percy
FitzPercy.  The warning is probably quite unnecessary: not knowing
FitzP. yourself, the question is hardly likely to occur to you.  But I
mention it in case.  One never knows, and Herbert will not be
prejudiced in your favour if you do.

As far as I know, the story of their first--and last--meeting has never
yet been told to the world at large.  It is a harrowing tale, and it
found no place in official _communiqués_.  Just one of those
regrettable incidents that fade into the limbo of forgotten things, it
served as a topic of conversation to certain ribald subalterns, and
then it gradually disappeared into obscurity along with Percy
FitzPercy.  Only it took several months for the topic to fade; Percy
beat it in about ten seconds.

Before the war Percy had been, amongst other things, an actor of
indifferent calibre; he had helped a barman in Canada, carried a chain
for a railroad survey, done a bit of rubber-planting, and written
poetry.  He was, in fact, a man of many parts, and cultivated a
frivolous demeanour and an eyeglass.  Unkind acquaintances described
him as the most monumental ass that has yet been produced by a
painstaking world; personally, I think the picture a trifle harsh.
Percy meant well; and it wasn't really his fault that the events I am
about to chronicle ended so disastrously.  Unfortunately, however, he
was unable to get the General to see eye to eye with him in this
trifling matter; and so, as I have already said, Percy beat it in about
ten seconds.

The whole trouble started over the question of man-traps.  "If,"
remarked a Sapper subaltern one night after the port had been round
more than once--"If one could construct a large conical hole like an
inverted funnel in the front-line trench, so that the small opening was
in the trench itself, and the bottom of the funnel fifteen or twenty
feet below in the ground, and if the Huns came over and raided us one
night, one might catch one or two."  He dreamily emptied and refilled
his glass.

"By Jove, dear old boy"--Percy fixed his eye-glass and gazed admiringly
at the speaker--"that's a splendid idea!  Sort of glorified
man-trap--what!--dear old thing."

"That's it, Percy, old lad.  Why don't you make one next time you're in
the trenches?"  The speaker winked at the remainder of the party.

"'Pon my soul, dear old man, I think I will."  Percy was clearly struck
with the idea.  "Cover the hole, don't you know, with trench-boards by
day, and have it open at night.  Great idea, old sport, great idea!"

"You could go and fish for them in the morning with a sausage on the
end of a string," murmured some one.  "Get 'em to sing the 'Hymn of
Hate' before they got any breakfast."

"Or even place large spikes at the bottom on which they would fall and
become impaled."  The first speaker was becoming bloodthirsty.

"Oh, no, dear old chap!  I don't think an impaled Hun would look very
nice.  It would be quite horrible in the morning, when one started to
count up the bag, to find them all impaled.  Besides, there might be
two on one stake."  Exactly the objection to the last contingency was
not clear; but after dinner attention to such trifles is of secondary

"Percy inaugurates new form of frightfulness," laughed the Major.  "May
I be there when you catch your first!"

The conversation dropped; other and more intimate topics anent the fair
ones at home took its place; but in the mind of Percy FitzPercy the
germ of invention was sown.  When he went back to his battalion that
night, in their so-called rest-billets, he was thinking.  Which was
always a perilous proceeding for Percy.

Now it so happened that his part of the line at the moment had
originally belonged to the Hun.  It was a confused bit of trench, in
which miners carried on extensively their reprehensible trade.  And
where there are miners there is also spoil.  Spoil, for the benefit of
the uninitiated, is the technical name given to the material they
remove from the centre of the earth during the process of driving their
galleries.  It is brought up to the surface in sandbags, and is then
carried away and dumped somewhere out of harm's way.  In reality it is
generally stacked carefully in the trenches themselves, thereby
completely blocking all traffic; which is by the way.

But after mining has been in progress for some time, and various
craters have been blown and sapped out to, and after trench mortars
have "strafed" consistently for many months and torn the original
surface of the ground to pieces, the actual position of the trenches
themselves becomes haphazard.  They cease in many cases to bear the
slightest likeness to the ordinary trenches of commerce; they become
deep gorges in mountains of sandbags.  I have sometimes wished that
those officers who apparently write home to devoted bands of female
workers asking for more sandbags would get in touch with me instead.  I
shall be delighted to let them have anything up to five million, all
filled, by return; which is again by the way.

To return to Percy.  In his part of the front sandbags grew like
pebbles on a shingly beach; and from time to time fresh cuts off the
trenches were opened to allow for further expansion in the sandbag
family.  The existing front line in one place had started life as a cut
off the old trench, and had gradually been taken into use as a
permanency, and it was at this point that he stumbled on the great
discovery which was destined to cause all the trouble.  How he first
stumbled is not recorded; but early one morning Percy FitzPercy could
have been seen like a terrier with his nose down a rabbit-hole, lying
flat at the bottom of the trench, peering into a noisome and
foul-smelling cavity underneath him.

"My dear old boy," he remarked, enthusiastically, to a brother
subaltern, who was watching the proceeding coldly, "it's an old German
dug-out; I'm certain it's an old German dug-out."

"I don't care a damn if it is," answered the other, without enthusiasm.
"It stinks like a polecat, and is undoubtedly full of all creeping
things.  For heaven's sake, let's go and get something to eat."

Slowly and reluctantly Percy allowed himself to be led away, thinking
deeply.  Only the week before had the Hun attempted a raid and actually
entered the trench close to the spot in question, and here was
apparently a ready-made man-trap should he do so again.  After
breakfast he would explore his find; after breakfast he would himself
set to work and labour unceasingly.  As I have said, Percy FitzPercy
meant well.

It is possible that lesser men might have been deterred by the
unpromising results of that exploration.  Descending gingerly through
the hole, which had been widened sufficiently to allow of the passage,
Percy switched his torch around the cavity he found himself in.  Above
his head long rounded timbers, side by side and touching one another,
formed the roof, which was in good condition, save in the centre, where
the blue sky shone through the hole he had entered by.  In one corner
stood a bedstead covered by a moth-eaten blanket, while all over the
floor crumbling sandbags and old clothes and equipment gave it the
appearance of a rag-and-bone shop.  In one place the wall had fallen
in, a mound of chalk filled the corner, and from a score of vantage
points elderly rodents watched with increasing disfavour this
unexpected human invasion.

Up above in the trench the disfavour was repeated in that picturesque
phraseology for which Thomas is famous.

"Wot are you a-doing 'ere?"  An incensed sergeant rounded a corner, and
gazed wrathfully at three privates, each armed with a spade and wearing
gas helmets.  "Wot 'ave you got them 'elmets on for?"  He approached
the fatal hole, and recoiled slightly.  "Gaw-lumme!  Wot's that smell?"

"Percy," answered a sepulchral voice.  "Our little Perce."

"Wot yer mean--Percy?  Wot's that 'ole?"  A cloud of dust at that
moment rose through it, and he recoiled still farther.  "Oo's down

"Percy," answered the same sepulchral voice.  "Percy FitzP. carrying
hout a reconaysance in force.  'E's found a 'Un smell factory, and 'e's
fair wallowing in it."

At that moment a voice came gently through the opening.  "I say, you
fellahs, just come down here a moment, and bring your shovels--what?"

A face, covered with a fine coating of blackish-grey dust, popped up
out of the bottom of the trench.  "We're fairly going to catch the old
Hun before we've finished."

With a choking gasp the sergeant lost all self-control and faded
rapidly away, while the three privates slowly and reluctantly followed
the face through the hole.

It was fortunate--or possibly, in view of future events,
unfortunate--that during the next two hours no responsible individual
came along that particular piece of front line.  Incidentally there was
nothing surprising in the fact.  In most places, especially during the
day, the front line is held but lightly by isolated posts, which are
visited from time to time by the company or platoon commander, and more
rarely by the Colonel.  On this particular occasion the C.O. had
already paid his visit to the scene of activity.  The company commander
was wrestling with returns, and Percy himself led the long-suffering
platoon.  And so without hindrance from any outsiders the fell business

Volumes of evil-smelling dust poured out into the trench, punctuated
from time to time with boots, a few rats who had met with an untimely
end, some unrecognisable garments, and large numbers of empty bottles.
An early investigation had shown the indomitable leader that the old
shaft which had led down to the dug-out in the days when it was used
was completely blocked up, and so the hole through the roof was the
only means of entrance or exit.  Moreover, the hole being in the centre
of the roof, and the dug-out being a high one, there was no method of
reaching it other than by standing on the bed or the decomposing chair.
Once the bird was in there, granted the bed had been removed, there was
therefore no way by which he could get out without being helped from
above.  And so with joy in his heart the indefatigable Percy laboured
on, what time three sweating privates consigned him to the uttermost
depths of the pit.

Now one may say at once that Percy had all the makings in him of the
true artist.  Having decided to stage his performance, he had no
intention of letting it fail through lack of attention to detail.  Life
in the front trenches is not at any time an enlivening proceeding; the
days drag wearily by, the nights are full of noises and Verey
lights--and this particular part of the line was no exception to the
general rule.  So our hero was not distracted by mundane influences or
stress of work from elaborating his scheme.  In addition, once the
miasma had subsided, and the idea had been explained to them, the three
supers became quite keen themselves.  It was one of them, in fact, who
suggested the first detail.

"'Ow are we to know, sir," he remarked, as they sat resting on an
adjacent fire-step after three hours' strenuous exhuming, "that
supposing two of the perishers fall through the 'ole they won't escape?
Two men could get out of that there place without no bed to 'elp 'em."

"By Jove, yes!"  Percy scratched his forehead and left furrows of white
in the general darkness.  "By Jove, yes; you're quite right--what?
Break one's heart to lose the blighters, don't you know.  You're a
doocid clever fellow to think of that, Jenkins."

"Tomkins, sir," murmured the originator of the brain-wave, slightly
abashed by the unexpected praise.

"We might," remarked another of the world's workers, thoughtfully
sucking his teeth--"we might 'ave a trap-door, a 'eavy one, to let down
over the 'ole once they was in."

"Yus--and 'ow are we to know when they is in?"  The third member of the
party proceeded to justify his existence.  "They won't come over 'ere
and fall into the 'ole and then shout to us to let down the trap."  He
thoughtfully lit a Woodbine.  "The 'Un will be strafing if there's a
raid on, and there'll be the 'ell of a beano going on, and no one won't
never 'ear nothing."

With which sage aphorism he relapsed into silence, and a gloom settled
on the meeting.

"By Jove, you fellows, we must think of something!  We must pull up our
socks and think--what?  After we've spent all this time clearing the
bally place out we must really think of something--by Jove!"  Percy
gazed hopefully at his three supers, but it seemed that their
contributions to the conversation were at an end, and for a space
silence reigned, broken only by the gentle lullaby of the tooth-sucker.

"We might," remarked Tomkins at length, after a period of profound
thought, "'ave a trip-wire, wot would ring a gong."

"That's it--that's it!  'Pon my word, you're a doocid clever fellow,
Thomson, doocid clever fellow--what?"  Percy became enthusiastic.
"Ring the gong where the fellah is who lets down the door.  He lets
down the door, and we bag the Hun.  Dam good idea!"

"I don't believe in no gongs," remarked the musical one scornfully.
"No--nor trip-wires neither."  He eyed his audience pugnaciously.

"But, my good fellah--er--what do you believe in?"  Percy's spirits
were sinking.

"Tins, china, cups and saucers, plates, old saucepans--anything and
everything wot will make a noise when the 'Un falls on it.  That's the
ticket, sir," he continued, with gathering emphasis as he noted the
impression he was causing.  "Lumme--a trip-wire: it might break, or the
gong mightn't ring, or the blighter mightn't 'ear it.  Wiv china--every
step he took 'e'd smash anuvver pot.  Drahn a rum jar 'e would.  But--a
trip-wire!"  He spat impartially and resumed his tune.

"By Jove, that's a splendid idea!"  The mercurial Percy's face shone
again.  "Splendid idea!  Fill it full of old tins and china--what?  And
when we hear the second fellah hit the floor and start breakin' up the
home we can pull the string and let down the trap-door.  Splendid idea!
Doocid clever of you, 'pon my soul it is!"

"And where do you think of getting the china from?"  Tomkins, fearing
that his mantle of doocid cleverness was descending upon the
tooth-sucker, eyed him unconvinced.  "I wasn't aware as 'ow there was a
penny bazaar in the neighbourhood, nor yet a William Whiteley's."

"Yes, by Jove," chirped Percy, "where do we get it all from?  We shall
want lots of it, too, don't you know--what?"

"Get it?"  The suggester of the idea looked scornful and addressed
himself to Tomkins.  "There ain't no bully tins in the perishing
trenches, are there?  Ho no!  An' there hain't no china an' bits of
glass and old cups and things in that there village about 'alf a mile
down the road?  Ho no!  I reckon there's enough to fill twenty 'oles
like that there."  Once again the oracle resumed his hobby.

"Splendid!"  Percy jumped to his feet.  "The very thing!  We'll do it
this next company relief, by Jove!  Now, boys, two more hours.  We just
want to get the bedstead out and straighten things up, and we'll be all
ready for the dinner-service--what?"

Now there was another thing in which Percy FitzPercy showed that he had
the makings of a true artist.  He fully appreciated the value of
secrecy in presenting his performances to the public at large.  True,
all his platoon were bound to find out, and the remainder of the
company had a shrewd idea that something was afoot.  But one does not
walk along trenches--especially in the front line--for pleasure; and
beyond a casual inquiry as to what new form of insanity he was up to
now, the company commander was not interested in Percy's doings.  Now
that the place had been cleared out, the opening was covered during the
day by a trench-board carefully stolen from the nearest R.E. dump;
while the members of the platoon assiduously collected old tin and
china utensils, both great and small, which were thrown into the cavity
and arranged tastefully by the stage-manager.

At night the trench-board was removed, and after careful weighting with
two dud shells, a piece of rail, and the stalk of a sixty-pound
trench-mortar bomb, it was placed on edge beside the hole.  It was so
arranged that it leaned slightly inwards, and was only kept from
falling by a cord which passed in front of it and which was attached to
two screw pickets--one on each side.  The hole itself was covered with
a sack.  So much for the scenery.

The stage directions were equally simple.  The curtain rises on a
German raid.  Noises off, etc.; the flashes of guns, the bursting of
rum jars, the dazzling brilliance of flares lighting up the lowering
night.  On the entrance of the Hun into the trench (if he did), a watch
would be kept on the hole (if any one was there to watch).  On the
sound of the first crash of breaking china, no action.  On the sound of
the second crash of breaking china, Percy himself (if alive) or a
substitute (if not), would dash forward and cut the string.  The
trap-door would fall; and then, having repelled the Hun, they could
return and examine the bag at their leisure.  So much for the plot.
Now for the action.

It has always been my contention that Brigadier-General Herbert
Firebrace rather brought it on himself.  There are things which
generals may do, and there are things which they may not; or shall we
say, lest I be deemed guilty of _lèse majesté_, things it were better
they did not?  All things to them are lawful, but all things most
undoubtedly are not expedient.  And no one--not even his most fervent
admirer--could say that the General's action was a wise one.  Let it be
understood that when the more exalted ones of the earth desire to make
a tour of trenches, there is a recognised procedure for doing it.
First comes the sergeant of the platoon occupying the portion of the
line under inspection--experience has shown the wisdom of having the
only trustworthy guide in front.  Then comes the company commander,
followed by the Colonel, the Staff officer and the Great One.
Immediately behind, the Adjutant (taking notes), the platoon commander
(partially dazed), the machine-gun officer (not essential), and the
Sapper (if he's been caught by the human avalanche) advance in echelon.
At intervals the procession halts, and the same religious rite takes

SERGEANT (_peering round the next traverse, in voice of fury_): "Don't
drink tea out of yer tin 'at, yer perisher!  'Ere's the General

COLONEL (_prompted by company commander_): "Now from here, sir, we get
a most magnificent field of fire behind--ah--those craters there.  I
thought that--where was it we decided?--oh, yes, by--ah--putting a
Lewis gun here . . . er, well, perhaps you'd like to look yourself,

GREAT ONE: "Yes, very much.  Have you got my periscope?"  (_Staff
officer produces, and Great One peers through it._)  "I quite agree
with you."  (_After long inspection_)  "You might make a note of it."

STAFF OFFICER: "Just make a note of that, will you?"

ADJUTANT (_makes note_): "Make a note of it, Bill, will you?"

PLATOON COMMANDER (_recovering slightly from stupor_): "Make a note of

MACHINE-GUN OFFICER: "All right, old boy.  It's my pidgeon."  (_Sotto
voce to SAPPER_) "I've had a gun there for the last two nights."
(_Aloud to OMNES_) "An excellent place, sir.  I'll see to it."

SAPPER (_to M.G.O., with seeming irrelevance_): "Well, when he got to
the house he was told she was having a bath, and----"  Procession moves
on, while infuriated sentry on sap duty misses the point of the story.
And that is the right way of touring the trenches.

Unfortunately General Firebrace was a new broom.  It was quite
permissible for him to do what he did, but, as I said before, I am
doubtful if it was altogether wise.  In a moment of rashness he decided
to go round the trenches alone.  As a matter of fact, at the moment of
this resolve the Brigade-Major was out, the evening was fine, and the
General was energetic.  Perfect peace reigned over that portion of the
battle area which concerned him, and he was anxious to see that the
arrangement of sentry groups in the various sap-heads met with his
approval.  His predecessor, he recalled, had had words with the still
greater ones of the earth anent a couple of small, but nevertheless
regrettable, incidents when men had been removed somewhat forcibly by
the wily Hun from out those same sap-heads.  So he settled his steel
helmet firmly on his head, and stepped out of his dug-out into the
communication trench.

Now in that particular part of the line the communication trenches were
long ones, and by the time he reached the front line it was getting
dark.  A man of small stature, but withal fiery appearance, General
Herbert Firebrace strode along through the deepening gloom, humming
gently to himself.  At first the trenches were fairly populous--he was
in a part of the front line between two groups of craters--and he found
it necessary to bark "Gangway!" continuously.  Then he reached his
goal, the saps behind one of the groups--short trenches which stretch
out from the fire trench into No Man's Land and finish on the near lips
of the craters.  He grunted with satisfaction as he found the first of
the saps held to his satisfaction.  The sentry group were quietly
smoking; the sentry up at the head of the sap was watching fixedly
through his periscope.  The rifles and bayonets of the men rested close
at hand, the Mills bombs were conveniently placed on a narrow ledge
under cover.

"Ha, good!  All quiet here, my lads?"

"All quiet, sir," answered the corporal, scrambling up.

"That's all right.  Good night, corporal."  And the martial little
figure disappeared round the corner.

Now the corporal was new in that bit of the line; to be exact, he had
just returned from leave.  That was one cause.

"Look out--oil-can!"  The sentry gave a hail, and every one ducked.
That was the other cause.

For at the precise moment that an oil-can exploded with a thunderous
crump twenty yards or so beyond the trench, there was a sudden noise of
ripping canvas, an agonised shout, and the heavy crash of a body
encountering china.  Then--silence.  The sap parties heard only the
oil-can; Percy FitzPercy for a wonder was not brooding over his
invention, and there was no one who knew that close beside them in an
odoriferous underground abode the Brigadier-General lay completely
stunned, with his head in a metal soup tureen and his rather extensive
set of uppers in a disused tin hitherto devoted to that painstaking
gentleman, Mr. Maconochie.

Up to this point it will be willingly conceded, I think, by any one
acquainted with trench etiquette that the unfortunate predicament of
Herbert Firebrace, General and Great One, was only what he deserved.
To depart so flagrantly from the spirit of the rules as to wander round
front-line trenches alone and in the falling shades of night is asking
for trouble; and if the matter had ended there I have no doubt--knowing
the strict sense of justice which is one of the praiseworthy features
of the house of Firebrace--I have no doubt that he would have sent for
Percy FitzPercy and apologised handsomely for the inconvenience he had
so unwittingly caused.  But the matter did not end there; it only
began.  And the finale, reviewed dispassionately, undoubtedly gives one
to think--one might even say think furiously.

A quarter of an hour after the regrettable occurrence just described
Percy stood chatting lightly and inconsequently with his company
commander in the support line.  At the moment he was expatiating on the
merits of a new pipe of his own invention designed for use in No Man's
Land on a dark night.  Its exact beauties escape my memory; as far as I
can remember one put the bowl in one's mouth and the tobacco in the
stem and blew.  It was an invention typical of Percy--utterly futile.
He had just called the company commander "dear old soul" for the tenth
time, and was explaining how no sparks or glowing ash could be seen if
you made use of this patent atrocity, when a Lewis gun started rattling
away in front.  Half a dozen Verey lights shot up, there was a sudden
brisk burst of firing, with the explosion of a number of bombs.

"By Jove!" cried Percy, pipe and all else forgotten.  "By Jove, dear
old man--a raid--what?  A Hun raid--now for the man-trap!"  He departed
at speed up the nearest boyau, leaving a trail of sparks behind him
like a catherine-wheel that has been out in the rain; to be followed by
his Captain, who had first taken the precaution of loading his

The first man Percy met was the tooth-sucker, who was shaking with
uncontrollable excitement.

"There's a perisher fell in the 'ole, sir!  Three of 'em come in, and
we killed two an' the other fell in the 'ole."

I am given to understand that on receipt of the news what little
intellect our pipe-inventor ever possessed completely deserted him.
Uttering hoarse cries, he dashed down the trench, and, unmindful of his
own orders to wait on the chance of catching a second, he feverishly
slashed at the string, and with an ominous clang and a squelch of mud
the trap-door descended into its appointed position.  Certain it is,
when the company commander came in sight, he was standing upon it, in
an attitude strongly reminiscent of the heavy tragedian--out of a
"shop"--holding forth in his favourite Bodega.

"What the blazes are you doing there?" howled his infuriated Captain.
"Why aren't you in number eight sap, instead of doing a dumb-crambo

"The raid is over, sir," answered Percy, majestically.  "The raider

"What the----" began the frenzied senior.  And then he paused.  "Great
Scott!  What's that infernal shindy?"

From below their feet there rose a perfect orgy of breaking china and
rattling tins, with ever and anon a loud musical note as of a bucket
being belaboured with a stick.  Grunts and guttural curses, followed by
strange hollow noises indicative of pain, for a while drowned all
attempts at conversation.  Finally there was a grand finale of crashing
cups and tinkling tins, the sound of a heavy blow, a grunt of muffled
agony and--silence.  The lights still hissed up into the night, stray
rifles still cracked at intervals, but otherwise--silence.

At last Percy spoke.  "Do you know, dear old boy, I believe there are
two of them down there; 'pon my soul, I do--what?"  He spoke with
deliberation, as befits an inventor.  "It seemed to me that the one who
swore and the one who grunted were different people."

The tooth-sucker opined likewise; also Tomkins, who had arrived on the

"What is this dam foolishness?" said the Captain irritably.  "Am I to
understand there are two Germans inside there, under the trench?"

"One for certain; two possibly--or even three, dear old boy."  At the
thought of three, he of the teeth played a tune in his excitement.

"Then for heaven's sake get the top off and let's get them out!"

It was then that the last cruel blow of Fate was dealt to the hapless
Herbert.  For after a brief period of feverish pulling, during which
the company commander broke his nails and Percy fell over backwards,
the trap-door remained _in statu quo_.

"What the devil's the matter with the beastly thing?" muttered the
Captain, savagely.  "It's your fool-trick, FitzPercy!  Can't you open

"My dear old boy," remarked the proud inventor vaguely, "it generally
opens--'pon my soul, it does."  He turned his torch on to the reluctant
trench-board and examined it through his eyeglass.  "By Jove! that's
it, dear old son, there's the trouble.  The dud shell has slipped
forward and got wedged in the rafters.  How doocid funny--what?"

"What is doocid funny, you blithering ass?"

"Why, if we'd gone on, dear old sport, the shell might have gone off.
By Jove, that's good, that is!" Percy chuckled immoderately.  "If we go
on, the shell goes off!"

"You're the type of man who ought to be in a home," remarked his senior
officer dispassionately.  "Get a saw as soon as you can, and cut
through the board.  And if the bally shell goes off and kills you,
it'll serve you right.  You're a disease, FitzPercy, that's what you
are.  A walking microbe; an example of atavism; a throw-back to the
tail period."  Still muttering, his company commander passed out of
sight, leaving the triumphant Percy completely unabashed and glowing
with righteous success.

Now, in the trenches saws do not grow freely.  You cannot wander round
a corner and pick one up; in fact, a saw that will saw is an exceeding
precious thing.  Moreover, they are closely guarded by their rightful
owners, who show great reluctance in parting with them.  It therefore
was not surprising that over an hour elapsed before a perspiring
messenger returned with one and operations commenced.  And during that
hour Percy lived.

It is given to few to see their hopes and aspirations realised so
beautifully and quickly; as in a dream he listened to the hideous
cachinnations that floated up through the slabs of the trench-board.  A
continuous booming noise as of a bittern calling to its young was
varied with heavy grunts and occasional blows of a heavy bludgeon on
metal.  And throughout it all there ran a delicate motif of crashing
cups and tinkling tins.

"We have them, dear old soul," murmured Percy ecstatically to himself;
"we have them simply wallowing in the mulligatawny!"

But there is an end of everything--even of getting a saw out of an R.E.
store.  A glorious full moon shone down upon the scene as, an hour
afterwards, the trench-board was removed and the entrance opened.  An
"up-and-over"--or trench-ladder--was lowered into the dug-out, and the
excited onlookers waited to vet the catch.  At last the ladder shook,
as the first of the prisoners prepared to ascend.

"Entrance, dear old man," cried the stage-manager, majestically, "of
what we have hitherto described as 'male voices off.'"

"Get up, you swine, and get a move on!" rasped a voice in perfect
English from the depths of the hole; while a palsied silence settled on
the audience.

The ladder shook again, and at last there emerged from the bottom of
the trench a large round tin which completely encased the head of its
wearer, who slowly followed, maintaining a continuous booming roar.
Immediately behind him came the owner of the voice, severely chipped
about the face, but with the light of battle in his eyes.

"Now, you----"  The words died away in his mouth.  "Great heavens!  The
General!"  And as the frozen eye of the speaker, who had been the other
occupant of the hole, wandered round the stricken onlookers, even
Percy's nerve broke.  It was the Colonel.

I will draw the veil of reticence over the remainder of this harrowing
narrative.  The procession back to Brigade Head-quarters has become
historic.  The attempt to remove the soup tureen on the spot caused its
unhappy possessor such agony, and gave rise to so much unseemly and
ill-repressed mirth on the part of the audience, that it was hastily
abandoned, and the wretched man was led gently back to his dug-out.

The Brigade-Major, who had been notified over the telephone, met him at
the entrance with a handkerchief suspiciously near his mouth.

"How dreadful, sir!" he murmured, in a voice that shook a little.  "I
have--er--sent for a tin-opener."

The General was led to a chair, into which he sank wearily, while in
hushed tones the Colonel explained what had happened to the shaking

"I was told that the General had been seen going down to the front line
alone," he remarked in a low tone, "and so I at once followed him.
Just as I got to the craters there was a small Hun raid.  I let drive
at one of them with my revolver, and the next instant I fell through a
hole, full on top of some one's back.  He let out a roar of pain and
scrambled up.  Of course I thought it was a Hun, and proceeded to beat
him over the head with my stick.  Great Scott, what a show!"

The Colonel mopped his brow, and the Staff shook still more.

"I'd dropped my revolver, or I'd probably have shot him.  Then suddenly
there was a clang, and the hole was closed up, while at the same moment
something charged past me, head down, and hit the wall.  There was a
roar of pain, and the tin became a fixture.  The poor old boy had
rammed the wall with the soup tureen."

A gurgling noise from the chair interrupted him.

"What is it, sir?" cried the Staff Captain, solicitously.

The General hooted mournfully.

"Yes, sir.  He'll be here very soon, sir.  Not much longer now.  We've
sent for a tinsmith from one of the Engineer companies."

But the booming cantata continued.

"What does he want?" whispered the Staff Captain.  "A drink?"

The Brigade-Major looked hopeful.

"Yes; get a whisky and soda and a straw, if there's one left."

The booming died away.

A few minutes later the Staff, ably assisted by the General's batman,
got one end of the straw into the worthy Brigadier's mouth.  The
Colonel closed those holes he could see with his fingers, and the
signalling officer held the drink.

"Now, are we ready?" cried the Brigade-Major anxiously.  "All right,

The experiment was not a success.  Jets of liquid spurted in all
directions, an explosion like a geyser shook the tin, and the Staff
recoiled a pace.  In fact, I am given to understand that the chief
clerk, an intensely interested spectator, so far forgot himself as to
counsel the Staff Captain to "sit on 'is 'ead."

"Do you think we could do anything with one of those instruments for
opening tongues?" hazarded the Staff Captain, when the silence had
become oppressive and the outbursts of fire extinguished.

"We might try."  The signalling officer was doubtful, but sallied
forth, and after some delay returned with one.  "Where shall we start?"

"Any old place."  The Staff Captain gripped the implement and stepped
manfully forward.  "We're going to try something else, sir--a

The General hooted apathetically; the onlookers looked anxious, and the
Staff Captain got his first grip on the tin.

"Hold the General's head, Bill," he cried to the Brigade-Major, "so
that I can get a purchase.  Now, then--one--two----"

A howl of agony rent the air, and even the chief clerk looked pensive.

"It's his ear, you fool!"  The Colonel dodged rapidly out of the door
to evade the human tornado within, and the situation became crucial.
Even the tinsmith, who arrived at that moment, a man of phlegmatic
disposition, was moved out of his habitual calm and applauded loudly.

"Thank heavens you've come!" gasped the Brigade-Major, keeping a wary
eye fixed on his frenzied senior, who, surrounded with _débris_ and red
ink, was now endeavouring to pull the tin off with his hands.  "The
General has had a slight mishap.  Can you remove that tin from his

The expert contemplated his victim in silence for a few moments.

"Yus," he remarked at length, "I can, sir, if 'e keeps quite still.
But I won't be answerable for the consequences if 'e don't."

"No more will I."  The Brigade-Major mopped his brow.  "For heaven's
sake get on with it."

Thus ended the episode of Percy FitzPercy--his man-trap.

It might have happened to any one, but only FitzPercy would have
searched carefully amongst the crockery, and having found what he was
looking for made a point of bringing it to head-quarters just as the
tin was finally removed.

To emerge into the light of two candles and an electric torch with a
bit of one ear and half a face deficient, and realise that the man
responsible for it is offering you your uppers in three parts and some
fragments, is a situation too dreadful to contemplate.

As I said before, Percy gave up trying after about ten seconds.



"Hist!"  The officer gripped the sergeant's arm just above the elbow,
bringing his mouth close up to his ear.  "Don't move."  The words were
hardly breathed, so low was the tense, sudden whisper, and the two men
crouched motionless, peering into the darkness which enveloped them.

"Where, sir?"  The sergeant slowly twisted his head till it was almost
touching that of the man beside him; and he too, whose normal voice
resembled a human fog horn, scarcely did more than frame the words with
his lips.

"Behind that mound of chalk.  Several of them."  The sergeant's eyes
followed the line of the outstretched hand until they picked up the
dark menacing lump in the ground twenty feet away.  Sombre, grim,
apparently lifeless, outlined against the night sky--it appeared almost
monstrous in size to the men who lay on the edge of a shell hole, with
every nerve alert.  A bullet spat over them viciously, but they did not
alter their position--they knew they were not the target; and from
their own lines came the sudden clang of a shovel.  All around them the
night was full of vague, indefinable noises; instinctively a man,
brought suddenly into such a place and ignorant of his whereabouts,
would have known that there were men all around him: men whom he could
not see, men who flitted through the shadows bent on mysterious tasks,
men who moved silently, with eyes strained to pierce the darkness.
Behind the German lines a trench tramway was in use; the metallic
rumble of the trolleys on the iron rails came continuously from the
distance.  And suddenly from close at hand a man laughed. . . .

"Do you see them?"  Once again the officer was whispering, while he
still grasped, almost unconsciously, the sergeant's arm.
"There--there!  Look!"

Two or three shadowy blobs seemed to move uncertainly above the edge of
the chalk mound and then disappear again; and a moment afterwards, from
almost on top of them, came a hoarse guttural whisper.  The officer's
grip tightened convulsively; the night of a sudden seemed alive with
men close to them--pressing around them.  Almost involuntarily he got
up and moved back a few steps, still peering, straining to see in the
inky blackness.  Something loomed up and bumped into him, only to
recoil with a muttered oath; and even as he realised it was a German he
heard his sergeant's low voice from a few feet away.  "Where are you,
sir?  Where are you?"  The next moment he was back at his side.

"Get back your own way," he whispered; "we've bumped a big patrol.
Don't fire."  And as he spoke, with a slight hiss a flare shot up into
the night.

Now had it not been for that one untimely flare this story would never
have been written.  Indecent curiosity in other wanderers' doings in No
Man's Land is an unprofitable amusement; while the sound of strafing,
to say nothing of revolver shots, is calculated to produce a tornado of
fire from all directions, administered impartially by friend and foe
alike.  Wherefore it is more than likely that but for the sudden
ghostly light both the Englishmen would have got away.  As it was, John
Brinton, M.C., Lieutenant in His Majesty's Regiment of the Royal
Loamshires, found himself crouching in a slight dip in the ground and
contemplating from a range of four feet no less than six Huns similarly
engaged.  There was the sharp crack of a revolver, a struggle, a
muffled cry; then silence.  Half a dozen more flares went up from each
line; everywhere sentries peered earnestly towards the sound of the
shot; a few desultory rifles cracked, and then the night resumed its
whispering mystery.  But at the bottom of the dip five Huns lay on the
top of a stunned English officer; while the sixth lay still and
twisted, with a revolver bullet in his brain.

Twenty minutes afterwards the sergeant, crawling warily on his belly,
approached a saphead and after a brief word or two dropped in.

"'Ave you seen Mr. Brinton, sir," he asked anxiously of an officer whom
he found in the sap, pessimistically smoking a cigarette--saps are
pessimistic places.

"No."  The officer looked up quickly.  "He was out with you, wasn't he,
Sergeant Dawson?"

"Yes, sir--on patrol.  We'd just a-got to that there chalk 'ummock,
when we ran into some of 'em.  'E said to me--'Get back,' 'e said,
'your own way,' and then they put up a flare.  I couldn't see 'im as I
was lying doggo in a 'ole, but I 'eard a revolver shot about ten yards
away.  I looked round when the flare was out, but couldn't see him, nor
'ear him.  So I thought 'e might 'ave got back."

"Pass the word along for Mr. Brinton."  The officer went out of the sap
into the fire trench.  "And get a move on with it."  He stood for a few
moments, looking thoughtful.  "I hope," he muttered to himself, "I hope
the old boy hasn't been scuppered."

But--the old boy _had_ been scuppered.  A runner failed to discover him
in the trench; two strong patrols scoured the ground around the chalk
'ummock and drew blank.  And so, in the fullness of time there appeared
in the Roll of Honour the name of Lieut. John Brinton, of the Royal
Loamshires, under the laconic heading of Missing, believed Prisoner of
War, which is the prologue of this tale of the coalfields of France.

The part of the line in which the Royal Loamshires found themselves at
the time of the unfortunate matter of John Brinton, M.C., was somewhere
south of La Bassée and somewhere north of Loos--closer identification
is undesirable.  It is not a pleasant part of the line, though there
are many worse.  The principal bugbears of one's existence are the
tunnelling companies, who without cessation practise their nefarious
trade, thereby causing alarm and despondency to all concerned.
Doubtless they mean well, but their habit of exploding large quantities
of ammonal at uncertain hours and places does not endear them to the
frenzied onlookers, who spend the next hour plucking boulders from
their eyes.  In addition, there is the matter of sandbags.  The
proximity of a mine shaft is invariably indicated by a young mountain
of these useful and hygienic articles, which tower and spread and
expand in every direction where they are most inconvenient.  I admit
that, having placed half the interior of France in bags, the disposal
of the same on arriving in the light of day presents difficulties.  I
admit that the fault lies entirely with the harassed and long-suffering
gentleman who boasts the proud title of "spoil's officer."  I admit----
But I grow warm, in addition to digressing unpardonably.  The trouble
is that I always do grow warm, and digress at the mention of sandbags.

In part of the Loamshires' front line, mining activity was great.  A
continuous group of craters stretched along No Man's Land, separating
them from the wily Hun, for half the battalion front--a group which we
will call Outpost.  The name is wrong, but it will serve.  To the near
lips of each crater a sap ran out from the front line, so that merely
the great yawning hole lay between the saphead and the corresponding
abode of the Germans on the other lip.  Each night these sapheads were
held by a small group of men armed with Verey lights, bombs,
bowie-knives, and other impedimenta of destruction; while between the
saps the trench was held but lightly--in some cases, not at all.  The
idea of concentrating men in the front line has long been given up by
both sides.

If therefore one strolls along the firing line--a tedious amusement at
all times--it is more than likely that one will find long stretches
completely deserted.  The scene is desolate; the walk is strangely
eerie.  Walls of sandbags tower on each side, in some cases two or
three feet above one's head; the clouds go scudding by, while the
shadows of a traverse dance fantastically as a flare comes hissing
down.  The Hun is thirty yards away; the silence is absolute; the place
is ghostly with the phantoms of forgotten men.  And sometimes, as one
walks, strange fancies creep into one's brain.  Relics of childish
fears, memories of the bogey man who waited round the end of the dark
passage at home, come faintly from the past.  And foolish though it be,
one wonders sometimes with a sharp, clutching pang of nervous
fear--What is round the next corner?

Nothing--of course not.  What should there be?  The night is quiet; the
trench is English.  The next party is forty yards farther on; the
voices of the last still come softly through the air.  And yet--and
yet----!  But I digress again.

Now not one of the least of all the crimes of those responsible for the
disposal of the underworld of France, when it comes to the surface in
sandbags, is the following.  (Lest any one may think that I am writing
a text-book, I would crave patience.)  Be it known, then, that to keep
out a bullet some four feet of earth are necessary.  Less than that and
the bullet will come through and impinge with great violence on the
warrior behind.  This fact is well known to all whose path in life
leads them to the trenches; but for all that Tommy is a feckless lad.
In some ways he bears a marked resemblance to that sagacious bird, the
ostrich; and because of that resemblance, I have remarked on this
question of disposing sandbags in terms of pain and grief.  The easiest
thing to do with a sandbag in a trench, if you don't want it, is to
chuck it out.  Human nature being what it is, the distance chucked is
reduced to a minimum--in other words, it is placed on the edge of the
parapet.  More follow--and they are placed beside it on the edge of the
parapet; which causes the inside edge of the parapet to increase in
height, but not in thickness.  In other words, after a while the top
two or three layers of bags, though looking perfectly safe from the
inside, are not bullet proof.  Which Tommy knows--but . . . well, I
have mentioned the ostrich.

Now this state of affairs existed in one or two places behind Outpost
craters.  There were spots where the top of the parapet was not of
sufficient thickness to keep out a rifle bullet.  And it was just by
one of these spots that the Company Commander, going round one night,
suddenly stumbled on something that lay sprawling at the bottom of the
trench--an unmistakable something.  It lay half on the fire step and
half off, midway between two saps, and the head sagged back helplessly.
He switched on his torch, and having looked at the huddled form, cursed
softly under his breath.  For it was his senior subaltern, and a bullet
had entered his head from behind just above the neck.  It had come out
at his forehead, and we will not specify further.

"Stretcher bearers at once."  He went back to the group he had just
left.  "Mr. Dixon has been shot through the parapet, farther up."

"Killed, sir?"  The N.C.O. in charge was in Dixon's platoon.

"Yes."  The Company Officer was laconic.  "Brains blown out.  It's that
damned parapet--one sandbag thick.  What the hell's the use of my

He had had a trying day, and his tone may be excused.  "You sit here
and you do nothing.  The whole company are a set of cursed lazy

Seeing that the men were getting an average of six hours' sleep the
remark was hardly fair, but, as I said, the day had been a trying one
and this had been the last straw.  He strode back again to the dead
subaltern, muttering angrily.

"Poor old man," he whispered gently, lifting the legs on to the fire
step and bending over the still form.  "Poor old man; you've solved the
Big Mystery by now, anyway."  The light of his torch fell on the dead
man's face, and he shuddered slightly: a bullet can do a lot of damage.
Then he climbed on the fire step and looked over the parapet.  It was a
place where the spoils party had been particularly busy; and though the
Company Officer was full six foot, he could only just see over the top;
as a fire step it was useless to any one but a giant from a freak show.

"Hullo! what's happened?"  A voice behind him made him turn round.

"That you, Dick?  Poor little Jerry Dixon been shot through the
parapet--that's what's happened."  He got down and stood at the bottom
of the trench beside the second-in-command.  "The three top layers
there are only one bag thick."  Once again his language became heated.

"Steady, old man," Dick Staunton puffed steadily at his pipe, and
looked at the body lying beside them.  "Were you with him when he was

"No.  Came round visiting the sentries and found him lying there dead."

"Oh!"  He switched on his torch and continued smoking in silence.
Suddenly he bent forward and peered closely at the shattered head.
"Give me a hand for a minute.  I want to turn the boy over."

Faintly surprised, he did as he was bid.

In silence they turned the body over, and again there was silence while
Staunton carefully examined the spot where the bullet had entered.

"Strange," he muttered to himself after a few moments, "very strange.
Tell me, Joe"--his voice was normal again--"exactly how did you find
him?  What position was he in?"

"He was half sitting on the fire step; with his head in the corner and
his legs sprawling in the bottom of the trench."

"Sitting?  Then his face was towards you."

"Why, yes.  Is there anything peculiar in the fact?  He'd probably just
been having a look over the top, and as he turned away to get down he
was hit through the sandbags in the back of the neck.  His head was a
bit forward as he was getting down, so the bullet passed through his
head and out of his forehead."

In silence they turned the boy over again and covered his face with a

"You're too much of a blooming detective, you know, old man.  Much
police work has made thee mad," laughed the Company Commander.  "What
else can have happened?"

"I'm no detective, Joe."  The other man smiled slightly.  "But there
are one or two small points of detail which strike me, though I can
make nothing out of them, I admit.  First--his height.  He's six inches
shorter than you, and yet you could barely see over the top.
Therefore, what was he doing trying to look over the parapet here of
all places?  Secondly, the way he fell.  A man killed instantaneously,
and shot through the back of his head, would in all probability pitch
forward on his face.  You say his face was towards you, and that he was
sitting in the corner of the traverse."  He paused to fill his pipe.

"Go on," said the Company Commander curiously.  "You interest me."

"The third point is one on which I admit that I am doubtful.  The
bullet wound is clean.  Now I am inclined to think--though I don't
know--that a bullet passing through a chalk bag would become jagged,
and would not be travelling straight when it continued its flight.
However, I don't attach much importance to that.  And the fourth and
last point is almost too trifling to mention.  Do you notice anything
peculiar about his uniform?"

The listener flashed his torch over the dead officer, "No," he said at
length.  "I can't say that I do.  Except that one of his regimental
badges is missing.  I suppose you don't mean that, do you?"  The
Company Officer laughed irritably.

"I do," returned the other quietly.  "It's a point of detail, even if a
little one."  He looked thoughtfully at the man in front of him.  "Do I
strike you as a callous sort of devil, old man?"

"You seem to be treating the boy rather on the line of a specimen for
improving your deductive powers."

"Perhaps you're right."  Staunton turned away.  "But I didn't mean it
that way--quite.  Sorry, Joe; the boy was a pal of yours?"

"He was."

"God rest his soul!"  The second-in-command spoke low.  Then, with a
final salute to the youngster whose soul had gone to the haven of
fighting men, he turned away and vanished into the night.

      *      *      *      *      *      *

The next day the Company Commander came round to Battalion

"My two best subalterns," grunted the Colonel in disgust, "within two
days.  Very annoying.  Good boys--toppers both of them.  You'd go quite
a way, Dick, before you bettered Brinton and Dixon."

"You would," affirmed the second-in-command.  "Quite a way."

"And with all your theorising last night, old man," remarked the
Captain slyly, "we both forgot the obvious solution.  He got on the
fire step, found he couldn't see over--so he clambered up on top.
Then, when he was getting down, he was hit, and slithered into the
position I found him in."

Staunton regarded the speaker through a haze of tobacco smoke.  "I
wonder," he murmured at length.  "I wonder."

He did not state that during the morning he had made a point of
interrogating Jerry Dixon's servant.  And that worthy--an old and
trusted soldier--had very positively denied that either of the Pelicans
Rampant, which formed the regimental badge, had been missing from his
master's coat the previous evening.

the subject scornfully.

a very small point of detail.

country gentleman.  By nature of a silent disposition, he abominated

thoughtfully lit his pipe and relapsed into silence.  And silence being
his usual characteristic he came into the Battalion Head-quarters
by the somewhat noisy group around the table.

hear we're pinching your last recruit?  Jesson--this is Major
beside him as he made the introduction.

as I'm a miner."

French illustrated weekly without which no officers' mess in France is
information as to its title and general effect on officers concerned.

For a few moments Staunton sat watching the group and listening with
some amusement to the criticisms on those lovely members of the fair
Tunnellers were getting him.


initiating him all this morning into the joys of Outpost."

leave approaches."


"Is this your first time out?" asked Staunton.

time.  I've been on Government work up to now."

that Dick Staunton's pipe ceased to draw with monotonous regularity: he
to be a very close one--very close indeed; for the next instant he was
again speaking and his voice was normal.


Battalion--do you know him by any chance?"

regimental tailor, don't they?"

spoke to the shadow where Staunton had been sitting.

some tea."

"Er--won't it keep till some other time, Major?  I'm rather anxious to
see about my kit."


frankly amazed.  "You aren't generally so loquacious."


The Adjutant laughed and lit a cigarette, and once again became
immersed in his paper.

filled the air.  Nothing unusual, nothing out of the way
except--something, an indefinable something.  As the Sapper said
afterwards there must have been something tangible in the
atmosphere--else why did his pulses quicken.  He glanced at the
Adjutant sitting opposite him engrossed in his book; he looked at
Staunton across the table--Staunton, with a slight smile on his
lips--and his eyes fixed on Jesson.  He looked at Jesson beside
him--Jesson, whom he had met that morning for the first time.  And all
he noticed about Jesson was that his left knee twitched
ceaselessly. . . .


"A recruit--a new recruit," he had said, "for your atrocious trade.
triplicate as usual."

mine galleries.

game was obvious from the outset; and his pertinent inquiries anent
mused: quite a find--keen and able, two qualities which unfortunately
indifference as befitted a subaltern compelled to listen to a senior
enigmatic smile.  Then of a sudden Staunton spoke.

across the table.


right answer."

the--er--wrong one."  Jesson concealed a smile, and waited for the
Major to continue.

Well--_à la guerre comme à la guerre_."  He smiled gently.  "But my

reluctantly compelled to conclude that he was in German hands; whether
Now for the second.

quarters, possibly in the trench itself."

interest.  "What do you mean?"

remained unconnected in my mind--Brinton's capture and Dixon's
death--but for a small point of detail.  Dixon's jacket was without the


connects very intimately Brinton's capture and Dixon's death.  So
Brinton's uniform.  Are you with me so far?"

"The evidence seems a trifle slight," remarked Jesson.

reconstruct a possible--only possible, mark you--story, based on the
supposition that my badge theory is correct.  A German who speaks
English perfectly is given a nice warm uniform taken from a captured
trouble; until walking along the front line he meets another
officer--alone: an officer of the same regiment as that whose uniform
range--probably with a Colt.  As he stands there with the dead officer
old German ones."


sudden ghastly suspicion of the truth entered the Sapper's brain; and
even as it did so he noticed that Staunton's revolver--the cleansing
finished--pointed steadily at Jesson's chest.

two farther into prominence.


to the point haven't we, where--in my story, of course--the German
dressed in Brinton's uniform comes into the English lines.  Now what

moistened his lips with his tongue.


"Precisely--a miner.  The second point of detail; and two points of
detail are a strange coincidence--nothing more.  Only--there is a

Dickie--are you fooling?  If so, the joke has gone far enough."

wandered now and then to a neck where--even in the dim light of a
candle--he could see a pulse throbbing--throbbing.

point of detail, Dickie?"


To the Sapper there occurred suddenly those lines of Kipling,

  When two strong men come face to face though they come from
      the ends of the earth."

He _knew_ now; he realised the man beside him was a German; he knew
given the man away he hardly thought about--in fact, he hardly cared.
his hands were steady as a rock.

Quietly Staunton leant forward and undid Jesson's mackintosh.  Then he
coat is a new one by Jones & Jones; and yet--until recently--you have
& Jones; and John Brinton had a Military Cross."

For a full minute the two men looked into one another's eyes--deep
or German.  Then suddenly Jesson smiled slightly and spoke.

take place?"

      *      *      *      *      *      *

Thus it ended, the play of which John Brinton's disappearance formed
him by his guide before they met the Sapper.

sportsman to----"  But that's the epilogue.

morning.  In front--a man: a man with a white disc of paper pinned over
the heart.




The Kid staggered wearily along the road through the blinding rain.
Dodging between the endless streams of traffic, which moved slowly in
both directions, now stopping for ten minutes, now jolting forward
dug-outs about four miles farther on--dug-outs which had only recently
sogged down, and--ye gods! the Kid was tired.  Away into the night
mule, whose four hoofs stuck stiffly out of a shell hole--pointing at

like slaves consolidating what they'd won; afterwards he had been sent
performance.  When to these facts is added the further information that
breaking-point was not far off.

things dealing with so-called spiritualistic revelations.  I might even
This is not a controversial treatise on spiritualism, and all that
appertains thereto.  One thing, however, I will say--in my ignorance,
down the jungle of facts beyond our ken, and made a track--be it never
so narrow--free from knaves and charlatans, it is ill-advised for Mrs.
Smith or Lady de Smythe to believe that Signer Macaroni--_né_
Jones--will reveal to them the secrets of the infinite for two pounds.
disinterested revelation that causes my unworthy scepticism.

writing.  It was just as he had decided--rain or no rain--to lie down
and sleep in the mud and filth--anywhere, anything, as long as he could
sleep--that suddenly out of the darkness ahead he heard the Adjutant's



one reads in the papers."

and squelched on behind the Adjutant.

Now much has been written about German dug-outs--their size, their
prevalent amongst some earnest thinkers at home that when a high German
gratifying experience.  But then, personally, I have generally been
have carried out excellent work for the suitable housing of their
between abodes that the Kid ultimately staggered, with the blessed


of great potency--real genuine Flor de Boche--a picture gallery
of--er--a pleasing description, and a bed.  What more can man desire?"

chuckled the senior subaltern.  "I heard him muttering dark things

mind like MacPherson's."  The Doctor was examining his cigar
Hi! you blighter----" he jumped up hurriedly to avoid the stream of
beer that shot across the table from the Kid's overturned glass.

asleep; the boy's beat to a frazzle."


"Did I upset the beer?"

"You did--all over me," laughed the Doctor.  "Get your boots off and
turn in."

"I've walked, and walked, and I'm just about----"  He straightened

A sudden silence settled on the mess, and instinctively everybody,
including the Doctor, glanced towards the corner.  Then the Doctor

you think you saw something?"

"I thought--I thought----"  The boy passed his hand over his forehead.
"I'm sorry--I must have been dreaming.  It's gone now.  I suppose I'm


"I thought I saw----"  Once again he stopped; then he laughed a little
tired; let me turn in."

doing all that a well-trained cigar should.

little shamefacedly; only to find them engrossed--a trifle
ostentatiously--in their own business.  "I'm sorry, you fellows," he
bit tired."

what it is to be weary; and there's only one cure--sleep."


      *      *      *      *      *      *

first of a faint elusive scent--a scent which was new to him.  His mind
wandered to the scents he knew--Chaminade, Mystérieuse, Trèfle
Incarnat--but this was different.  Delicate, sensuous, with the
slightest suggestion of jasmine about it, it seemed to permeate every
overwhelming curiosity to witness the drama, and to confirm his
drop-scene to lift.

differently arranged.  Instead of the remnants of a finished meal,
a gasp the Kid recognised a German soldier.  He strove to shout--to
warn his brother officers who he knew were peacefully sleeping in

light flooded the dug-out.

must have got back during the night."

But no.  The German servant moved towards the cupboard which contained
gone--murdered probably--and with him it could only be a question of
moments before he too was discovered.

of taking him unawares--of trying to escape.  Then the soldier turned:
have been seen; and yet--apparently not.  The man gave no sign, and it
Stealthily he wormed himself even nearer the wall: impelled by the
moment the inevitable discovery.  And hardly had he edged himself in

Two officers entered, wiping the perspiration from their foreheads.
One from his badges of rank he recognised as a Colonel--the other was a
Lieutenant; and the discussion was--as far as their difference of rank
allowed--obviously of an acrimonious nature.  The Kid listened
him much in that conversation.


Impatiently he waited till the orderly's footsteps died away, and then
he turned savagely on the other officer.

"I tell you, Lieutenant Rutter, we _must_ know," he snarled.  "A
girl--what is a girl, when big issues are at stake?  There are many

him drink."

in this case."

lead us very much farther in our inquiries."


others.  I love this girl."



nebulous realms of thought, unless----"  He paused and drained his beer
ostentatiously, though all the while his eyes never left his
companion's face.


the senior officer glinted menacingly.  "Have a care."

"She should be here very soon."

"You know what we want?"

"By heart, Excellency."

our purposes he is a prisoner."

little hope of succeeding."

spellbound, understood for the first time the type of man who
represented Prussian militarism.

Instinctively his heart warmed towards the Lieutenant, who with a weary
her hand on his head.


"Marie," he whispered hoarsely.  "Marie--_que je t'adore_."  He caught
pushed her away and sat down again.

here--in your dug-out."


here, I know; but now that I have come, it is very nice, _mon ami_.
Why do you look so glum?"

so that she cried out.


me--those harsh, brutal men; but they have been good to me and the
little mother for your sake.  It is terrible, I suppose--a French girl
and a German officer; but the little god Love, _mon ami_, he laughs at
the great god Mars--sometimes.  Poor little me--I cannot help myself."
cried out with the pain of it.

thing for me--a very big thing?"




ask her.  "We can arrange all that quite easily.  You see----"  He
to a dreadful silence.

above a whisper.

evil spirit, regarding the pair with cold malevolence.

"delightful!  Lieutenant Rutter, you are to be congratulated.
Mademoiselle--you are charming; all that my young friend has said, and

He moved forward and stood by the table, while Marie--her face as white
as death--clung to her lover.  "Who is he, Fritz, this ugly old man?"
she whispered terrified.


grating laugh, and blew out a cloud of smoke.

at him like a bird at a snake.

"A little service, my dear young Fräulein to be--a little service to
are pledged to your Fritz--in fact, he being an officer, the two are


and--er--Fritz are concerned."


"I mean that there will be no marriage.  Painful--but true."

The Kid watched the young officer's arm tighten convulsively round her
waist--and began to see red.  Then the harsh guttural voice continued.
had proposed to let Lieutenant Rutter explain things to you;
but--er--from one or two things I overheard, it struck me he might not
girl.  "To be brief, Mademoiselle Marie, we anticipate an attack--a big
attack--by the English.  We have good information that it is coming in
this neighbourhood."

impregnable; at the same time--in war--one never leaves things to
French--your charming compatriots--er--compatriots, _that were_,
Fräulein.  We anticipate this offensive in about a month or six weeks;
help us."


"Marie--no, on my honour; I swear it!"  Forgetful of the man sitting at

yourself.  I am speaking.  A truce to this fooling.  Mademoiselle"--he
turned again on the girl--"we have other things to do beside babble of
help us to get it--_must_ help us to get it."

come back; her head was thrown up.

second place--have you heard that the Comte de St. Jean was taken
prisoner at Verdun?"

knees before him.  "I implore you--he is my only brother."

my suggestion.  Otherwise----" he paused significantly.


"Mademoiselle, there is nothing which I would scruple to
do--nothing--if by so doing I advanced the glorious cause of our

loved kneeling at the feet of one of the grossest sensualists in
Europe, perhaps----  But who knows?

her tormentor, thick and twisted with hate.

strode to the door.

behind the cursing maniac in the door.


bed towards the girl--his girl--his lady of the jasmine.  But he was
head hit the floor she was dead.

he got it--in the face.

you! you young fool--you've nearly killed me."


the Doctor on whose stomach he had apparently landed.

Look, there's a board there, nailed over the wall--where her head went.
Don't laugh, you fool! don't laugh--it happened.  I dreamed it.  I know
that now; but it happened for all that--before the big advance.  I tell
you she had light golden hair--ah! look."  The Doctor had prised off
the candlelight.  Slowly the Doctor bent down and picked up something
little wisp of light golden hair--and the end was thick and clotted.

bed again."

      *      *      *      *      *      *

out, sat round the table and talked.

dreamed it--but do you think it's true?  I suppose that tired as he was

For a long while the Doctor puffed stolidly at his pipe without

addressed to Ober-Lieutenant Fritz Rutter.



with fair hair, in a grey dress--the figure of a girl like Molly.  A
it--it was involuntary.  The girl stopped and came towards him; she was
did she speak so indistinctly?  Why--ah, but her hand on his forehead
helped him, as Molly always helped him.  It seemed to--why, surely, it

that the person who laughs should be in full possession of--well, it is
especially if it was his lower jaw that bore the brunt.

has quite gone--I must have had a touch of the sun."

great and wonderful pity in her eyes, for the remnant--the torn-up
remnant--who had fought and suffered for her.  And the remnant, well,
was at the back of Molly's waist?

in absorbing the overflowing moisture from his eyes, with a
handkerchief of doubtful cleanliness, when a girl came into the glade
and started to laugh.


little sheepish.


"No, no, Molly--don't do that."  The boy rose eagerly, and went towards
fidgeted with his feet.

"Well--why not?"  The girl smiled provokingly.  "And what are you

"I will if you will teach me, Molly--dear."  He took a step forward
eagerly--and then paused again, aghast at the audacity of that "dear."
carefully thought out plan which had matured in his mind during the
Johnson major's philosophy on life in general and girls in particular
major was a man of much experience--and a prefect of some standing at

in his study, "I don't want to brag, and _we_ do not speak about these
things."  The accent on the _we_ had been wonderful.  It implied
of women present no terrors.  "But women, my dear fellows, why--good
They adore being kissed--provided it's done the right way.  And if you
preserving sufficient presence of mind to agree with the speaker in
words of suitable nonchalance.

there seemed remarkably little instinct available at the present
procedure had been conspicuous by its absence.


"Certainly not.  I--er--oh, Molly, I----"

The desperate words trembled on his lips--trembled and died away under
the laughter in her eyes.


beginnings of the book of Eve.

"I--er--I--oh, dash it, let's go for a walk!"  With a gasp of relief he
hadn't made a fool of himself--yet, at any rate.  "Do you mind if I


Two close together--not good for him!  Absurd; it was nothing to what
he was accustomed to, and yet--why, his head was throbbing, throbbing
it burned and twitched so ceaselessly?  Surely he hadn't burnt himself
were hazy--Molly seemed far away.  In her place was a man, a man with a

carefully.  There's his right arm over there, and his back----  Oh, my
gawd!  Poor devil!"


The man became irritable.


the path in front of him--so close and yet somehow so curiously far

"Molly, do you hear that noise--that strange beating in the air?  I

But no--apparently not.  Suddenly everything was clear again, and there
over the distant hills.

round to his.  He kissed her cheek, her eyes, her mouth--shyly at

but--this was different.  Suddenly the girl disengaged her arms and

"Billy, my dear!"

Almost he missed the whispered words coming faintly from somewhere in
the neighbourhood of his tie.

"Molly--Molly, darling--I love you!"

The boy's voice was shaky, his grip almost crushed her.


She looked at him shyly.

"Say it, sweetheart, say it."  He held her at arm's-length--no longer
bashful, no longer wondering whether he dared; but insistent,

"Because I love you too, you darling!"

lengthening shadows stole softly towards them; and a squirrel,





The boy laughed gladly as she bound his handkerchief round the wounded
it, just where--but what had happened?  Where was she?  She had gone,

vast distance.

movement would kill him at once."

fuss about a pin-prick."

And perhaps because there are sounds to which no man can listen
encouraging smile.

about you."

jumbled procession.  They seemed to swing past like fishes drifting
across the glass window of an aquarium--ghostly, mysterious, and yet
fixed bayonet that dripped.



a moment, and silently watched the scene.

momentary forgetfulness, he looked at his programme.  The third supper
succession with Molly--the fateful hour when he had determined to try
his luck.



fatuous cackle.


in the two-seater.  If only--good lord, would the dance never come?

suspicion of a smile--a smile that caused his heart to beat madly with
that held his glass trembled a little.

I said."

in Lent, you know."

spill my drink."

back in the ballroom, waiting. . . .

that said things.  Was thy servant very presumptuous in thus reading


"That's our master!"

on your face, after supper!"

that was almost one of pain, he let her go.

room shouted for an encore.

all that"--he steered her swiftly through the expectant couples towards
a door covered with a curtain--"I want an answer to a question I asked
that long-haired lawyer?"

Jackson man."

yourself yesterday!"

please," she continued quietly.

about some big marriage for you--those kisses are still burning my
if you'd let me!"

from another corner came the sound of a whispered tête-à-tête.  Very
pleading passionately at her side.  Once she caught her breath quickly
when he recalled the time gone by--the time before her mother's
political ambitions had ruthlessly waged war on her, and done their
finished speaking, she gave a little tired smile.


two wrists.


plans, the golden visions and the Eldorados--all failed.  Just a little
guarantee remaining sane!"

"Billy--I don't care; I'm mad, too!"  The scent she used was mounting
to his brain--the nearness of her was driving him mad.

"Molly, get back to that ballroom; get back quick, or----"  He spoke
through his clenched teeth.

"Or what, Billy boy?"  She smiled deliciously.

of a giant drum.

not see her--she eluded him, leaving an ever-present feeling that she
seemed to be drifting through.

this war it will all come right.  Just now I've got to go--I must go
out there; but afterwards, it will all come right--and we'll live in a
these days."

falling into unplumbed depths--depths which echoed with monstrous

echoing through the air?  And the noise hurts--hurts like hell, Molly.
where you are."

Once again he became conscious of figures moving around him.  They
seemed to be carrying motionless men past his feet--men on stretchers
covered with blankets.  With staring eyes he watched the proceeding,
in which the glass had been smashed, leaving great jagged pieces
their house such a thing would never be allowed to happen--if it did it

indistinctness was gone; the man was acutely conscious of everything
was there.  He remembered the fierce artillery bombardment; he recalled
sodden and heavy with the drenching rain; he recalled the steady
spinning movement, crash forward on to his face; he saw the Germans--he
once again that trembling cry of "_Kamerade_"; and then--a blank.  The
have been with her lately--and yet she couldn't have been out there
torn pane of glass. . . .


round in the direction of the voice.  It was another woman--a woman he
hadn't seen before--swaying slightly as if she would drop.

"Good heavens! it's Billy Saunders!"

A man in khaki was bending over him--a man whom he recognised as a
civilian doctor he'd known at home--a man, moreover, who knew Molly.

"Do you know me, old chap?"


listened attentively--his hearing seemed abnormally acute.

"Has he spoken since he's been in, sister?"

"No--only those dreadful moans.  The whole of his face--absolutely
hopeless--spinal cord."

The man lying motionless caught the disjointed words.  What did they
mean?  They were mad--insane.  Dying?  He--Billy Saunders!  What about
Molly--his Molly?  What about. . . .  Gentle fingers once again touched

"They're shelling the hospital, dear old man; we've got to get----
Great Scott, look out!"

rising to an overwhelming scream.  There was a deafening crash--a great
in the acrid smoke--beckoning.

waited, girl of mine--so good."

      *      *      *      *      *      *

stood up.

the bits whizzing through the room?"

time to lose--I don't know what to do about him, poor old chap."

Saunders had also felt a bit--a jagged bit--through the heart.



My story--such as it is--concerns a camouflage tree and Bendigo Jones:
both of which--or whom--will require a little more introduction.  That
Bendigo would indignantly repudiate any such necessity, I am fully
outline briefly his claims to greatness, before embarking on the

First however--the camouflage tree.  It is only meet that the material
and sordid details of the stage properties should be given, before
branching into any discussion of the capabilities of the actor.  The
phrase, then, does not imply--as the ignorant might possibly be led to
believe--a new type of tree.  It does not grow in the tropics amongst a
and bitter fact, not a tree at all.

is the application of this mighty dictum.

The value of any particular piece of camouflage depends entirely on its
occasion, the job of covering a trench mortar emplacement with a
pessimistic individual first scoured the heavens with his glasses in
emerge, I have regarded trench mortars as dangerous and unpleasant
stuck half way and exploded violently; one remembers when the entire
gun fell over and propelled the bomb in the direction of battalion
headquarters; above all, one remembers the loathing and contumely with
endeavour was to avoid being killed by the beastly thing.

said, he was a somewhat earnest individual--and thorough withal.  He
determined that as a camouflage, _his_ should stand pre-eminent; it

Labouring at night--largely with his own fair hands--he produced a
screen cunningly woven with grasses and weeds which he swore would defy
air of insouciance and lightheartedness that had been lacking before.

where my warning to the youthful enthusiast comes in.

The thing came too quickly for warning.  Suddenly from above the
think."  The voice was right--it was.

was unfortunate that the General should have been the one to consume
disgust as he contemplated the wreckage of his screen did not improve

possibilities."  With that he left.

on and lead the thirster for information still farther into the
what is not--involved that last, but think it out--so are there many
deals with a tree.

sparrow chirrup cheerfully to its young from leafy branches; no longer
just a stump--a stump complete with splinters.

the eminence on which it stood you could obtain the only good
observation of the opposite trenches in that particular sector of the

where they stood, the tree--gaunt, repulsive and toothpicky--raised its
stunted head to heaven.

in that line, can you, Colonel?"

a great O.P."

Brigadier joined in the discussion.  "We must have better observation
in this sector if we possibly can."

his face cleared.  "By Jove!  I've got it--Bendigo Jones.  He's the man
for the job."

prize fighter or the inventor of a patent medicine."

present he adorns my office, and looks intense."




complete with peephole and seat."

Thus lightly was settled the immediate future of one of the world's
lamentably ignorant of greatness, it now becomes necessary for me to
carry out my second introduction and enlighten the Philistines as to
what they have missed by their miserable and sordid materialism.

habit of inflicting upon a long-suffering and inoffensive public a
series of lumps of material.  What these lumps were supposed to
vary the title daily without fear of discovery.  Another great point

His nearest approach to fame occurred during the period which followed
managed to get published in some obscure journal.

protuberance, and then sank back exhausted.


"'Whose?' I murmured dazedly.

eyes--have you no soul?'


it, fool.  What is a name?  Nothing--a bagatelle.  I have changed my

his final whisper.

utilitarianism.  It shall be--"A City Magnate at Lunch."'"

enormous interest was aroused by an enterprising weekly paper offering
what it was; and though Bendigo Jones's pocket was helped considerably
by his percentage of the gate money, his pride suffered considerably
banked on "Angry gentleman quarrelling with his landlord on

fiat went forth, and so did Bendigo--mildly protesting: to adorn in the
he was sitting there exhausted by his labours in helping the
Sergeant-major rearrange the timber yard aesthetically, when a message
arrived that the Colonel wished to speak to him.


of youth . . . green . . . green."

full of splinters."

compassionately.  "To us--to those who can see things as they ought to
be--more, as they spiritually are . . . it is different."

seemed to indicate that the Adjutant's cough was again troubling him.
The Colonel however remained calm.

his chair, and proceeded to fill his pipe.

you follow me?"

hands twice through his hair.  "The thought--the future vista--is
will return and commence the great work."


      *      *      *      *      *      *

of his labours the next morning caused such a sensation amongst those
privileged to witness the spectacle that the entire trench was blocked
doubtless unfortunate that the Divisional General should have chosen
the particular moment when the divine fire of genius was at its
galaxy of other bright and shining luminaries of the military world.

was again held up by a knot of interested men.

it's . . ."

His words were drowned by howls of delighted laughter from round the
Bendigo--at work a little farther up--to the expectant and breathless


the group looked doubtful.

in its loverly fragrant surface, and pricked his nose on Ginger's
in 'is belfry."

reputed remark taxes even my credulity.  Mad he undoubtedly was when
in the transmission.  The regrettable thing was that it should have
reached this stage when it was unwittingly presented to the Divisional

elbowed his way through the suddenly silent throng and confronted the
special runner.  "Now, my man, tell me--what is all this tommy rot

be, the perspiring harbinger of bons mots relapsed into an
uncomfortable and depressing silence.

"Not right in the head," barked the General.  "God bless my soul!  It
must be the heat.  Dreadful.  What shall we do, Curtis?"  He appealed
for support to his Staff officer.

"I think, sir, the Doctor might precede us," answered the other
resourcefully, "and see if the man is dangerous.  If so, no doubt he
will arrange for his removal before he does any harm."

The A.D.M.S., or Assistant Director of Medical Services--the official
title of the principal bolus booster in a Division--emerged with a
sickly smile from behind a corner, and advanced unwillingly to the head
of the procession.

"Excellent idea," remarked the General affably.  "You can prescribe for
him when you see the symptoms, old boy.  Probably a most interesting
case--provided he doesn't stab you on sight."

"Sit on his head, Doc., if he comes for you," remarked the Staff
officer, gracefully handing over the position of leader, "and, above
all, dear old thing, don't let him bite you.  Give him a Number Nine to
chew, and we'll bind him when he becomes unconscious."

"It's all jolly fine for you to laugh," said the Doctor peevishly.
"I'm fat and you're thin, and you can hide behind me."

They reached the bay of the trench next to Bendigo, just as a further
great utterance was starting on its way.  In the excitement of the
moment, caused by the General's sudden appearance, much of this gem was

What was heard, however, did not diminish the Doctor's alarm.

"Howls in the leafy verdure," he remarked anxiously.  "Good Heavens,
General, he must be up the tree stump!"

"That's all right, sir!" remarked a sergeant reassuringly.  "'E's quite
'armless.  It's his spirit mind, 'e says.  He thinks the tree is full
of leaves."

"Yes--but who is howling in it," asked the General irritably.  "I don't
hear a sound."

"It's his spirit mind again, sir," answered the sergeant respectfully.
"There ain't no one 'owling really; 'e means howls wot 'oot."

The procession paused awhile to digest this momentous fact, and the
Staff officer seized the opportunity to again comfort the Doctor.

"Get him at once, old sport, before he becomes homicidal.  You never
know when the phase will change.  He may fish in his tin hat with a
bent pin first or he may shoot you on sight, but I'd go at once if I
were you.  You stand more chance."

Undoubtedly the sight which confronted them on rounding the traverse
justified their worst fears.  The Doctor recoiled with a choking noise
and endeavoured to wave the Staff officer forward.

"Not on your life, Doc.," remarked that worthy grimly--"not on your
life.  Go right in; and with your bulk you oughtn't to feel it much,
wherever he kicks you."

Personally, I maintain the whole thing was rather hard on Bendigo.
Before sending him up the line he should have been labelled; some
warning as to his habits should have been noised abroad by the town
crier.  Then the unfortunate episode with the General would never have
occurred.  He would have made allowances, and withdrawn early for light

But when a man whose face is of the type peculiar--the sort that you
give the baby to play with--practises the habits of fourteen years
unsuccessful dyspeptic futurism in a support line trench on a hot day,
the result is likely to be full of incident.  True--the wretched
Bendigo knew no better; but no more did the General.  And life is made
of these trifling misunderstandings. . . .

The entranced spectators stiffened to attention as the procession of
great ones--partially hidden behind the Doctor--advanced with due
military precautions.  Even the phlegmatic and weary Sapper who was
assisting the genius, with base utilitarian details, such as the size
of the trap door at the back of the proposed model, showed signs of
animation.  Not so Bendigo.  With an expression on his face suggestive
of great internal pain, he remained seated on the fire-step muttering
softly to himself and clasping to his bosom a large lump of what
appeared to be mud.

Suddenly he placed it on the step beside him and rose with an air of
determination.  The staff performed two or three nimble steps of the
foxtrot variety to the rear, and as they did so Bendigo sprang to the
assault.  With a sweeping half-arm blow he struck the mud and the mud
retaliated.  While it lasted the action was brisk, but the issue was
never in doubt.  After two minutes in fighting, Bendigo withdrew
exhausted, and most of the mud went with him.  What was left looked

"A clear case of shell shock," muttered the Staff officer nervously in
the Doctor's ear.  "For Heaven's sake do something!"

"Yes, but what the deuce am I to do?"  Perspiring freely the gallant
officer advanced slowly in the direction of Bendigo, who suddenly
perceived him.

The sculptor smiled wearily and pointed a languid hand at the result of
his labours.  "A great work, my friend," he murmured.  "One of my most
wonderful studies."

"Doubtless," remarked the Doctor cautiously.  "Don't you
think--er--you'd better lie down?"

"The leafy foliage; the wonderful green effect; the tree--as I see it.
Fresh, fragrant, superb."  Bendigo burbled on, heedless of his mundane

"What is the fool talkin' about?" howled the General, who was standing
on tip toe trying to see what was happening.

"Hush, sir, I beg of you!"  The Doctor looked round nervously.  "A most

"I won't hush," roared his irascible senior.  "Why should I hush?  Some
idiot is standing on my feet; and I'm wedged in here like a sardine.
Let me speak to him."  The General forced his way forward.  "Now,
you--my man, what the devil are you doing?  And what's that damned lump
of mud on the fire-step?"

"I am Bendigo Jones," returned the other dreamily.

"I didn't ask who you were," barked the now infuriated General.  "I
asked you what that thing that looks like an inebriated blancmange is
meant to be."

"That model?"  Bendigo bent forward and gazed at it lovingly.  "That is
yonder tree as I see it.  The base materialist with the foot rule will
inform you of the mundane details."

The Sapper alluded to scowled heavily at the unconscious Bendigo.
Somewhat uncertain as to what a base materialist might be, he felt
dimly that it was a term to be resented.

"I was sent up 'ere, sir, with 'im to help 'im make a model of that
there stump," he remarked morosely.  "That's the fifteenth mess 'e's
made this morning; and 'e's carried on 'orrible over the 'ole lot.  If
I might say so, sir, 'e don't seem quite right in his 'ead."

"I am inclined to agree with you," answered the General grimly.  "He
must be swept up and . . ."

Exactly what fate was in store for Bendigo will never be known.  One of
those visitations of fate which occur periodically in the trenches
interrupted the General's words, and ended the situation in more ways
than one.

"Look out, sir," cried a sergeant, with a sudden shout.  "Rum jar

It came: wobbling, turning, and twisting, the little black object
descended from the skies towards them, and the crouching occupants of
the trench heard it hit the ground a few yards away.  Then it burst
with a deafening roar: a roar which was followed by an ominous creaking.

It was the phlegmatic Sapper--the base materialist--who broke the news

With an expression of great relief on his face he gazed over the top of
the trench.  "Thank 'Eavens! you can't make a sixteenth, mate.  The
whole plurry tree's nah poo."

"Nah poo," murmured Bendigo Jones.  "Nah poo.  What is nah poo?"  He
stood up and peered over the top also.  "I see no change.  To some eyes
it might seem that the tree had fallen; to mine it lives for
ever--fragrant and cool."  He descended and trod heavily on the
General's toe.  "To you, sir, as a man of understanding, I give my
morning's labours.  I have rechristened it.  It symbolises 'Children at
play in Epping Forest.'"

Magnificently he thrust the lump of disintegrating dirt into the arms
of his outraged superior.  "It is yours, sir; I, Bendigo Jones, have
given you my masterpiece."

Then he departed.

      *      *      *      *      *      *

The only man who really suffered was the base materialist.  Two hours
later he rolled up for his dinner, in a mood even more uncommunicative
than usual.

"'Ullo, Nobby," remarked the cook affably, "you don't seem yer usual
chatty self this morning.  An' wot 'ave you got on your neck?"

"Less of it," returned the other morosely.  "It's Hepping Forest.  And
that"--he plucked a fragment from his hair--"that is the bally twins
playin' ''Unt the slipper.'"

Even the cook was stirred out of his usual air of superiority by this
assertion, and contemplated the speaker with interest.  "You don't
say."  He inspected the phenomenon more closely.  "I thought as 'ow it
was mud."

"It is."  Nobby was even more morose.  "It belonged to that 'orror
Bendigo Jones, and 'e went and give it to the General."  The speaker
swallowed once or twice.  "Then the General, 'e gives it back, in a
manner of speaking.  Only Bendy had gone by the time it come, and--I
'adn't.  Lumme! wot a life."



Two men were seated at a table in a restaurant.  Dinner was over, and
from all around them came the murmur of complacent and well-fed London.
A string band of just sufficient strength gave forth a ragtime effort;
a supreme being hovered near to ensure that the '65 brandy was all it
should be.  Of the men themselves little need be said: my story is not
of them.  Only their conversation, half serious, half joking, brought
back the picture of Jimmy O'Shea--Irishman, cowpuncher, general
scallywag, and his doctrines of war and the way of his death.  As I sat
at the next table lazily watching pictures in the haze of tobacco
smoke, their words conjured up the vision of that incomparable fighter
who paid the great price a year ago, and now lies somewhere near Le
Rutoire in the plains beyond Loos.  For their talk was of a strange
thing: the bayonet and the psychology of killing. . . .

"Have you ever killed a man, Joe? that is, killed him with a bayonet?"
It was the man in mufti who was speaking; and his companion--a Major in
khaki--laughed shortly.

"I can't say that I have.  I've shot one or two Huns, but I've never
put a bayonet into one."

The other grunted.  "They were teaching me to use a bayonet this
morning.  It's rather fun.  An intensely pugilistic little man stamped
his foot at me, and brandished a ball on the end of a stick in front of
my face.  One's aim and object, as far as I could tell from the book of
the words, was to stab the ball with the point of one's bayonet, and at
the same time grunt in a manner calculated to cause alarm and
despondency to every one within earshot.  At times you hit the ball
with the butt of the rifle; at others you kick it, endeavouring if
possible not to stub your toe.  Everything depends on what part of the
German's anatomy it is supposed to represent at the moment."  He paused
and relit his cigar; then he smiled slightly.  "I rather enjoyed it.
The pugilistic warrior was quite pleased with me.  He barked 'stomach'
at me out of my turn, and there was the dam ball about a yard away.  I
stabbed it, kicked it, hit it with my butt, and fell down, all in the
course of two seconds.  But you know, Joe,"--again he paused
slightly--"it's one thing to joke and talk about it here.  I can't help
thinking it's going to be a very different matter when one gets to the
real goods.  Fancy putting a foot of cold steel into a man's body."

A woman paused by their table on the way out.

"So you've actually joined up, you poor dear.  Your wife told me you
quite liked it."

"Yes, dear lady."  He stood up and bowed.  "After refusing me a
commission for two years they've pushed me into what I believe they
call the Feet.  It's rather jolly.  I haven't felt so well for years."

"And what do you do?"  She adjusted her wrap to pass on.

"Oh! learn to stab people, and kick them in the tummy; and all sorts of
little parlour tricks like that."

"You dreadful man!  I don't believe you're a bit bloodthirsty really."
She shook a reproving finger at him and laughed.  "But I shan't mind a
bit if you kill a lot of those nasty Germans."

She drifted away, and the man in mufti sat down again.  "The last time
I saw her she had a concert for the wounded at her house.  A slightly
bow-legged woman of great bulk was singing about her soldier lover, who
saved her icckle bruvver.  My hostess cried--she's that type.  Only a
little of course; but one tear somehow arrived."

The soldier laughed.  "There are a few like that; thank heaven! not
many.  They've learned, Dick; they're learning every day."

"Up to a point.  I am learning to stab people; a thing which, when you
actually come down to it, is beyond her comprehension.  She vaguely
knows that that is a soldier's job--or one of them; but it means
nothing to her.  And I don't know that it means very much more to me."

"You'll find it will, my dear fellow, when the moment comes, and you've
got your rag out and are seeing red.  Let's go."

The two men got up; waiters hastened forward; and in a few moments
their table was empty.  For a brief space the curtain of imagination
had been lifted; the drama of grim stark death had flashed into a
setting of luxury and life. . . .

And with the rise of the curtain Jimmy O'Shea had stepped on to the
boards; for no man who knew him could ever hear the word bayonet
without recalling him, if only for a second.

He was a mixture was Jimmy--one of those strange jumbles of character
in which no country is more rich than Ireland.  He would not take a
commission, though times and again he was offered one by his Colonel.

"I can teach the boys more as a sergeant, sir," he would answer; "teach
them better how to score the points that win."

"You bloodthirsty ruffian," laughed the Colonel.  "Your old doctrine, I
suppose, of close-quarter work."

"You have it, sir," answered O'Shea quietly.  "Every dead German is one
point up to us; every dead Englishman is a point down.  I am teaching
the boys how to kill, and not be killed themselves."

"But what the devil do you suppose they have been taught?"  The C.O.
would lean back and light a cigarette.  "To sit and pick buttercups,
and ask the Huns to shoot 'em?"

"Shooting, is it?"  Jimmy's tone expressed immeasurable scorn.  "The
shooting will look after itself.  It's the bayonet I talk to them
about, and where to put it, and how to use it.  As you know yourself,
sir, a man will shoot to kill, where he'll hesitate to use his
bayonet--if he's new."

"That's so.  It's instinctive at times."

"Bedad, sir, they have no instinct when I've finished with them--save
one.  Kill clean and kill fast; and God help you if you slip. . . ."

It is possible that when a person has given no thought to war, and the
objects of war, this distinction may seem strange.  Death is a big
matter to the average being, and one of some finality; and the manner
of one's going may strike him as of little account.  In which
assumption he is perfectly right--if he is the member of the party who
is going to be killed.  But that is not the idea which a man going into
a scrap should hold for a moment.  A man goes into a scrap to kill--not
to be killed.  To die for one's country may be glorious; to kill for
one's country is very much more so, and a deuced sight less
uncomfortable.  Wherefore, as Jimmy O'Shea would have said, if you'd
asked him, "It's outing the other swine you're after, me bucko; not
being outed yourself.  Once you've got your manicured lunch hooks (as a
up to you to kill him before he kills you.  And don't forget it's no
dress rehearsal show.  You won't fail twice."

Now I do not wish to appear over-bloodthirsty, or to pretend for one
moment that war is a gigantic and continuous shambles.  It is not.  But
the essence of war is man power, and the points are scored by putting
men out of action, without being put out of action yourself.  The idea
may not be nice--but war is not nice: one may not approve of the sea
being salt, but disapproval does not alter hard truth.  And having once
granted that fact--and surely none can deny it--it is the different
methods of scoring points which must be discussed.  Some are
impersonal--some are not: some are done in cold blood--some in hot.
The whole thing is just a question of human nature; and in war, above
every other known thing in this world, it is human nature that tells:
it is human nature that is the great deciding factor.  A man throws a
bomb into a saphead full of Huns.  He lies there covered by the
darkness, crouching, waiting----  One, two, three--and the sharp roar
of the explosion shatters the peace of the night.  Guttural cursings
and a dreadful agonised moaning follow in the silence that seems the
more intense through the contrast.  And with a smile of great content
wreathing his face, the bomber creeps stealthily away to avoid
intrusive flares.  The matter was impersonal, the groaning Hun was a
Hun, not an individuality. . . .

A couple of men, mud-caked and weary, with a Lewis gun between them,
are peering over the top in an early light of dawn.  Beside them there
are others: tense, with every nerve alert, looking fixedly into the
grey shadows, wondering, a little jumpy.

"Wot is it, Bill?"  A man at the bottom of the trench is fixing a rifle
grenade in his rifle.  "Shall I put this one over?"

"Gawd knows."  Bill is craning his head from side to side, standing on
the fire-step.  "Lumme! there they are.  Let 'em 'ave it, Joe.  It's a
ruddy working party."  Drawing a steady hand he fires, only to eject
his spent cartridge at once and fire again.  With a sudden phlop the
rifle grenade goes drunkenly up into the mist; with a grunt of joy the
Lewis gun and its warrior discharge a magazine at the dim-seen figures.
And later, with intense eagerness, the ground in front will be searched
with periscopes for the discovering and counting of the bag.  The
matter is impersonal; the dead are Huns, not individuals. . . .

But with a bayonet the matter is different.  No longer is the man you
fight an unknown impersonality.  He stands before you, an individual
whose face you can see, whose eyes you can read.  He has taken unto
himself the guise of a man; he has dropped the disguise of an
automaton.  In those eyes you may read the redness of fury or the
greyness of terror; in either case it is you or him.  And a soldier's
job is to kill. . . .

In nine cases out of ten he has forfeited the right to surrender, for
as Jimmy used to say, "There's only one method of surrendering, and
that's by long-distance running.  When the blackguards come out of
their trenches fifty yards away and walk towards you bleating, 'Yes,
sare; coming at once, sare, thick or clear, sare;' you may take 'em
prisoners, boys."

Thus the doctrine in brief of Jimmy O'Shea, sergeant and cowpuncher,
scallywag and sahib, devil and tender-hearted gentleman.  I lifted my
glass in a silent toast.  The music was sobbing gently; the voices of
women came stealing into my reverie; the smell of the brandy in my
glass brought back a memory of other women, other brandy. . . .

The square in the old French town was alive with market carts, which
lumbered noisily over the cobble stones, while around the pavements,
stalls and barrows did a roaring trade.  It was market-day, and the hot
summer sun shone down on the busy crowds.  Soldiers and civilians,
women and small children bargained and laughed and squabbled over the
prices of "oofs" and other delicacies for the inner man.  Except for
the khaki and the ever present ambulance which threaded its way through
the creaking country carts, it might have been peace time again in
Northern France.  Yet eight or nine miles away were the trenches.

Facing the square was an open-air café, where a procession of large
light beers was pursuing its way down various dry throats, belonging to
officers both French and British: beer that was iced, and beautiful to
behold.  Away down a little farther on sat Jimmy O'Shea; not admitted
into the sacred portals marked "Officers only," but none the less happy
for that.  In front of him was a small glass of cognac. . . .

It was just as a stout and somewhat heated Frenchman in civilian
clothes got up from the little table next to mine that it happened.
There was no sound of warning--it just occurred.  The house by the
clock was there one moment; the next moment it was not.  A roar filled
the air, drowning the clattering carts; bricks, tables, beds went
hurtling up into space; walls collapsed and crashed on to the cobbles.
A great cloud of stifling dust rose swiftly and blotted out the scene.
Then silence--the silence of stupefaction settled for a while on the
watching hundreds, while bricks and stones rained down on them from the

It was the little Frenchman who spoke first.  "Mon Dieu! une bombe.  Et
moi je suis le Maire."  He walked unsteadily towards the cloud of dust,
and with his going pandemonium broke loose.  Mechanically the beer went
down our throats, while in all directions carts bumped and jolted,
wheels got locked, barrows overturned.  Still the same blue sky; still
the same serene sun; but in the place of a quiet grey house--wreckage,
dust, death.  And around us the first frenzy of panic.

"Do you put that down to an aeroplane?"  I looked up to see Jimmy
O'Shea beside me.  "All right, mother."  He was patting an excited
woman on her back.  "I'll help you."  He started to pick up the
contents of her barrow, which reposed principally in the gutter, having
been knocked off by a bolting horse.  "No need to get your wind up.
You're cutting no ice in this show; you're only on as a super."

The woman somewhat naturally did not understand a word; but O'Shea had
a way with women and children, wherein lay the charm of his strange
mixture of character.

"Now these eggs, mother dear, these eggs.  Bedad! they've gone to their
last long rest.  We can't even scramble them.  Oofs, dear heart, oofs;

"_C'est tout napoo._"  She even laughed as she looked at the
concentrated essence of yellow and white flowing slowly down the
gutter.  "_Mon Dieu! voilà une autre._"  Another thunderous roar;
another belching, choking cloud of dust and death, and a house on the
other side of the square collapsed.

"It's no aeroplane, sir," said Jimmy, with his eyes on the sky.  "It's
a long-range gun, or I'm a Dutchman."  He looked down to find a little
girl clasping his knee and whimpering.  "And phwat is it, me angel?"
He caught her up in his arms and laughed.  "Shure! and I've forgotten
me little glass of stuff.  Come along with me and find it."

He strode away, only to return with her in a second or two, laughing
all over her face.  Yes--he had a way with him, had Jimmy O'Shea.

But it was in the final tableau of that morning's work that I remember
him best.  It was a long-range gun as he said; and they put in fifteen
twelve-inch shells in an hour, round about the square.  Two got the
hospital, and one hit a barber's shop where an officer was being
shaved.  I remember we saw him with half his face lathered, and later
on we found his hand still gripping the arm of the chair.  As for the
barber--God knows----

We sorted out the remnants of some children from the débris of one
house; and I left O'Shea after a while with a little kid of eight or
nine in his arms.  She was booked for God's nursery, and the passing
was not going to be easy, for she was hit--nastily.  And it was while
Jimmy was nursing the poor torn atom with the tenderness of a woman
that another sergeant of his battalion came on the scene to see if he
could help.

"God!  Jimmy," I heard him say, "this makes one sick."

"Sick!"  O'Shea's voice was quiet.  "Sick!  I've stuck many of them,
thank the powers, but never again--never again, my bucko--will it be
anywhere save in the stomach.  Anything else is too quick."

I looked at his face; and I understood. . . .

Yes--I understood because I had seen: otherwise, I should not.  He
would have been talking another language--one to which I was a
stranger: even as were those around me, in that London restaurant,
strangers--even as the men, when they first come to France, are
strangers.  That is the point which is in danger at times of being
overlooked, especially by those who remain behind.  The men are not
changed in nature because they don a khaki coat, or even because they
go into the trenches.  They have gone to a new school, that is all; and
if they would do well they must learn all the lessons--the many and
very divergent lessons--they are taught.  For in the hotch-potch of war
there is a strange mixture of the material and the spiritual; and
though at present I am concerned with the former, the latter is just as
important.  It is the material side of which the men such as Jimmy
O'Shea are the teachers.  Unless the pupils learn from the O'Sheas,
they will have to do so from the Hun.  And the process may not be
pleasant. . . .

There are many branches of the main lesson: the counters in the game
may be shells or bombs or rifle bullets or bayonets.  But the method of
scoring is the same in each case--one down or one up.  And of them all
the bayonet is the counter which is at once the most deadly and the
most intolerant of mistakes.  A good friend, a hard taskmaster is the
bayonet, and O'Shea was the greatest of all its prophets. . . .  The
main object of his life was to imbue his men, and any one else he could
persuade to listen, with its song.  His practical teaching was sound,
very sound; his verbal lashings were wonderful, unique.  He'd talk and
talk, and one's joy was to watch his audience.  A sudden twitch, a snap
of the jaw, and a bovine face would light up with unholy joy.  The
squad drawn up ready for practice, with the straw-filled sacks in front
of them, would mutter ominously, and teeth would show in a snarl.
Absurd, you say; not a bit; just a magnetic personality, and men of the
right stuff.  Dash it!  I've seen even the Quartermaster, whose ways do
not lie near such matters, hopping about from one leg to the other when
Jimmy's peroration rose to its height.

"Have you a child, MacNab, a little wee kid?" he would begin.

"I have, sargint," MacNab would answer.

"Then can you imagine that wee kid with his little hands cut off?  Is
it a boy, MacNab?"

"It is, sargint."

"It is.  That's good.  But they preferred doing it to boys, MacNab.
Listen to me, the lot of you.  Don't mind the aeroplane.  Number Two in
the rear rank.  They're like gooseberries out here."  Number Two's eyes
would abruptly come to earth again and focus themselves on the man in
front.  "I want you to think," Jimmy would go on quietly, "of the
dirty, lousy crowd of German waiters you remember at home in the days
before the war.  Do you remember their greasy-looking clothes, and
their greasy-looking faces, and the way you used to treat 'em as the
scum of the world?  Would you have one of them, MacNab, cut the hands
off your kid; would you, me bucko?"

"I would not, sargint."  MacNab's slow brain was working; his eyes were
beginning to glint.

"Then come out here."  Jimmy's voice rose to a shout.  "Come out and
move.  Do you see that sack? do you see that white disc?  Run at it,
you blighter; run, snarl, spit.  That's the German who has killed your
kid.  The white paper is his heart; run, man, run.  Stab him, kill him;
stuff your bayonet in him, and scream with rage."

The bewildered MacNab, on the conclusion of this tirade, would amble up
to the sack, push his gun feebly in its direction, completely miss
it--and look sheepishly into space.

"Mother of heaven!  The first competitor in Nuts and May.  Did you hear
me tell you to hit the sack, MacNab?  For God's sake, man, stick your
bayonet in; hit it with your butt; kick it; tear it in pieces with your
teeth; worry it; do anything--but don't stand there looking like a
Scotchman on Sunday.  The dam thing's laughing at you."

And so at last MacNab would begin.  Bits of sacking would fly in all
directions, streams of straw and sawdust would exude.  He's kicked it
twice, and hit it an appalling welt with the butt of his gun.  The
sweat pours from his face; but his eyes are gleaming, as he stops at
last from sheer exhaustion.

"Splendid, MacNab; you're a credit to Glasgow, me boy.  Are you
beginning to feel what it's like to stick your point into something,
even though it's only a sack?"

But MacNab is already more than half ashamed of his little outburst; he
is unable to understand what made him see red--and somewhat
uncomfortably he returns to his place in the squad.  Only, if you look
at Jimmy, you will see the glint of a smile in his eyes: the squad is
new--the beginning has not been bad.  He knows what made MacNab see
red; by the time he has finished with him, the pride of Glasgow will
never see anything else. . . .

And yet what do they know of seeing red, these diners of London?  It is
just as well, I grant, that they should know nothing; but sometimes one
wonders, when they talk so glibly of the trenches, when they dismiss
with a casual word the many months of hideous boredom, the few moments
of blood-red passion of the overseas life, what would they think--how
would they look--if they did know.

Would they look as did O'Neil's bride, when the robber chief's head
arrived at the breakfast table?  Lest there be any unfortunates who
know not Kipling let me quote:

  As a derelict ship drifts away with the tide
  The Captain went out on the Past from his Bride,
  When he hunted the Boh from Maloon to Tsaleer.
  As the shape of a corpse dimmers up through deep water,
  In his eye lit the passionless passion of slaughter,
  And men who had fought with O'Neil for the life
  Had gazed on his face with less dread than his wife. . . .

Perhaps--who knows?  It is difficult to imagine the results of an
impossibility--and knowledge in this case is an impossibility.  Still
at times the grim cynicism of the whole thing comes over one with a
rush, and one--laughs.  It is the only solution--laughter.  Let us blot
it out, all this strange performance in France: let us eat, drink and
be merry.  But some quotations are better not finished. . . .

"Come and join us at our table."  A girl was speaking, an awfully dear
girl, one to whom I had been among the many "also rans."  Her
husband--an officer in the infantry--grinned affably from another table.

"In a moment," I answered her, "I will come, and you won't like me at
all when I do."  Then I remembered something.  "Why do you dine with
that scoundrel?"

"Who?--My funny old Dick?  A dreadful sight, isn't he, but quite

"Is he?  You ask him about the German at Les Boeufs whom he met
unexpectedly, and see what he says."

The "Ballad of Boh da Thone" came back--the humour of it.  Dick--the
old blackguard--a rifle butt, and a German's head after he'd hit
it--one side; a boiled shirt, dress clothes, and a general air of
complacent peacefulness--the other.  And the girl: it is always the
girl who points the contrast. . . .

I laughed.  "Go away, and talk to your harmless husband.  I am wrapped
in thought, or was, till you disturbed me."

What did she know--God bless her--of the details, the filthy, necessary
details of war.  To her it was just a parting from one man, who went
into an unknown land where there was danger--hideous, intangible danger.

But of the reality. . . .

It is all contained in the one axiom--Kill, and kill at once, so as to
have a maximum of time to kill more.  And with the bayonet, do not let
it be imagined for a moment that the work is easy.  Bayonet fighting
requires perfect condition, a fair share of strength, and a quick eye.
Mistakes, when a man comes to the real thing, are not likely to occur
twice, and there are many things which a man must learn who aspires to
become even as Jimmy O'Shea.

How to go round a traverse when a Boche is on the other side, and it's
him or you; how to take on three men in succession, when the last one
throws his arms round your neck, and burbles, "Ve vos friends--nein?"
Jimmy was great on that point: with the bayonet jabbed upwards into the
chin, and the sapient remark, "Ve _vos_, ma tear."  But enough; this is
not a treatise on bayonet fighting, and I have in mind to tell of
O'Shea's last fight.

There is just one more scene which comes back vividly before I reach
the end, and that is the final exercise he gave his men in their
training.  When they'd thrust and parried and stabbed; when they'd
jumped trenches and thrust their bayonets into sacks on the other side;
when they'd been confronted with strange balls of straw in unexpected
places, and kicked them or jabbed them or bit them as the case might
be--then came the gem, the _bonne bouche_.

These preliminary practices were only one stroke, one thrust; the last
was a fight to the death in a manner of speaking, and it was generally
preceded by one of Jimmy's better stories.  The best he kept for
recital just before going over the top; so as to send 'em along
frothing at the mouth, as he put it.

"You don't remember Captain Trent, do you, boys?" he'd begin.  "Just
stand easy a while, and I'll tell you about him.  After that you've got
to fight a bit.  He was a great officer, boys, a grand officer--one of
the best.  Did you ever hear how he was killed?  Come out here,
Malvaney; we'll just start the scrapping while I tell you.  Do you see
this straw ball on the top of the stick?  As long as it's off the
ground, it's a German.  Hit it, stick it, bite it, kick it, and go on
till I put it on the ground again.  And curse, you blighter, curse.
Just think it's the German who stuck his bayonet into Captain
Trent--one of _your_ officers--while he was lying on the ground wounded
in the head."

The ball began to dance.  "Go on, Malvaney.  Kill it, man, kill it;
grunt, snarl; think of the swine and what they've done.  Jab, jab--up
in his throat.  I'll get you a live one to practise on one day."  At
last the ball would come to rest, and Malvaney--his teeth bared,
snarling--would face Jimmy, who stood there smiling grimly.  And in a
few seconds Malvaney would grin too, and the blood lust would die out
of his eyes. . . .

"Good boy--not half bad!"  O'Shea would nod approvingly.  "The worst of
it is the swine will never stand up to you--bayonet to bayonet.  They
prefer women and wounded men--like the Captain.  Come here, MacNab, and
get an appetite for your dinner.  You can just rest a while--I'll get
on a bit with that story.  It was way back in the Spring, down south a
bit; and we went over the top.  Have you been over the top, MacNab?"

"I have that," answered the Scotchman in a reminiscent tone.

"How many did you kill?"

"Four-r--ah'm thinking; but ah'm no certain aboot one of them."

"Four!  And none too dusty.  Hit it, MacNab, me boy"--the ball would
dance in his face--"hit it, as if 'twas the one of which you are not
certain.  Listen here, boys"--once again the ball was at rest on the
ground--"I was behind Captain Trent when we went over--in the third
wave; and when I got to the Germans I was just in time to see it."
Jimmy's pauses were always dramatic.

"See wot, sargint?"  An interested and comparatively new arrival to the
battalion would lean forward.

"Captain Trent lying at the bottom of the trench--he'd gone over with
the first wave--and a Hun pulling a bayonet out of him.  Moreover,
Captain Trent was wounded in the head."  His voice gathered in fury.
"Think of it, me bohunks; then think of a conscientious objector; and
then come and kill this ruddy ball.  A dirty filthy scut of a German
waiter murdering a wounded Englishman.  Hit it, MacNab; hit it; stab
it, kick it; think you're scrambling for whisky in a prohibited area."

"Wot did you do, sargint?"  The new arrival was still interested.

"What would you have done, Marmaduke?  Come here, my boy; come here and
breathe blood."

The new arrival--a little bashful at his sudden notoriety--stepped
forward.  "I'd have killed him, sargint."

"Then kill this ball; go on--kill it.  Damme, boy; you're jumping about
like an old woman looking for a flea in a bed.  Move, boy, move; the
ball's the flea, and you're the old trout.  Bite it, boy, bite it;
stamp on it; take out your fork and stick it with that."  The ball came
to rest; the new arrival mopped his brow.  "Did I ever tell you how to
kill a man with your dinner fork, by sticking it into his neck?  I will
some day; it's a good death for a Hun."

"Did you catch that there swine, sergeant?"  Another voice from the
squad took up the tale.

"Did I catch him?  Did I catch him?  If I hadn't caught him, Percival,
I wouldn't be here now.  I wouldn't dare look an exempted indispensable
in the face--let alone you.  And for a fat man he ran well."

"Didn't 'e fight?"  Marmaduke had more or less recovered his breath.

"Fight!"  O'Shea grinned at the recollection.  "He looked up; he saw me
about five yards away; he gave one squawk like the female ducked-billed
platypus calling to her young, and he faded round the traverse like the
family do when the landlord comes for the rent.  Come here,
O'Sullivan--and break up the home."

Marmaduke retired, to be replaced by a brawny Irishman.

"I caught him, O'Sullivan--hit, man, hit--just as he reached his
dug-out.  Kick it, man; you can't use your butt from there.  Jab,
jab--you blighter; for God's sake use your gun as if you loved it.  He
stuck in the door, O'Sullivan, for half a second.  There's the
ball--that's his back.  Go on.  Good, good."  With an awful curse the
Irishman lunged and the ball dropped to the ground.

"Dead," O'Shea grinned.  "That's what I did; through the back.  But the
blamed thing stuck; I couldn't get it out.  What do you do then,

"Put a round in, sargint, and blow it out."

"Good boy, Marmaduke.  You'll be a Field-Marshal before you've done.
That's what I did too; and I blew the swine down the entrance.  Now
then, half with sticks and half with rifles; go on--fight----"

This, as I said, was one of Jimmy's better stories.  Incidentally it
had the merit of being true. . . .

But one could continue indefinitely.  Some one will write a book one
day about Jimmy O'Shea, and the manner of his life.  If so, order an
advance copy; it will be the goods.  Just at the moment it was the
manner of his death that had me.  I was back again in derelict
Vermelles, with its spattered water tower, and the flat desolate plain
in front.  Loos is out of sight over the hill; only the great slag heap
lies squat and menacing on one's left, with the remnants of Big Willie
and Little Willie near to its base in the old blood-soaked Hohenzollern
redoubt.  Cambrin, Guinchy, La Bassée--silent and haunted, teeming with
ghosts, lie stagnant in the morning sun.  The cobwebs drift across the
Hulluch road, and in the distance, by the first bend, a man pushing a
wheeled stretcher comes slowly walking back to the dressing station.
It's still going on: nothing much has changed; and yet--the cigar is
good; the brandy superb: the brandy Jimmy preferred.  He only spent one
leave in England; as a sergeant he couldn't get more; but I dined with
him one night, dress clothes and all complete, and we drank that
brandy.  One need hardly say, perhaps, that the writing on the register
of his birth would have been hard put to it to spell O'Shea.  There
have been many like him this war, from "the legions of the lost ones
and the cohorts of the damned"; and they've come to us out of the waste
places, out of the lands that lie beyond the mountains.  Unhonoured,
unknown, they've finished the game; and having finished, they lie at
peace.  Britain called them; they came--those so-called wasters; look
to it, you overmuch righteous ones, who have had to be dragged by the
hairs of your heads--bleating of home ties and consciences. . . .

I forget which of the stories I heard him telling the men that morning
before they went over.  He read one lot a thing he swore he'd got out
of a German paper--Heaven knows if it was true.  I remember it ended
up: "Above all things show no mercy to the accursed English.  They are
the starters of this war; so spit on them, kick them, use them as the
swine they are."

"There you are, boys," cried Jimmy cheerily, "listen to what the
pretties say about you.  You'll be into 'em in a minute; and don't
forget what I've told you about the way to use your gun.  Kill fast and
kill clean.  Don't you put up with any back lash from a sausage-eating
waiter.  Remember you're English, me boys; and remember the
Regiment--the Regiment that's never yet failed."

And so he went on; worth a hundred times his weight in gold to men
going in for the first time.

"Your point is at his throat, boy, don't forget it.  You ain't playing
the goat with a dam lump of straw now; you're going to get a bit of
your own back with a real live Fritz.  And if you make a mistake you
may not have a chance of making another.  Go there steady; don't get
blown, or you'll find you won't be able to do what you'd like when you
bump Master Boche."

He passed me with a salute and a wink.

"Coming over?" he asked me.

"I am, Jimmy, with some wire and other atrocities."

"Good," he said.  "The boys are simply frothing blood."

He went on; and that was the last time I saw Jimmy O'Shea alive.

Ye Gods!  My Lord ----, some day I'll tell you of your son's end.  You
kicked him out--perhaps rightly; though mercy was never your strong
point.  But if any of the belted ancestors in that gallery of yours did
as much for England as Jimmy did, or died as gloriously as Jimmy died,
well, you should be a proud man, prouder even than you are.  He sent
the boys over raving mad with blood, and they struck Bavarians--and
good Bavarians: men who could fight, and men who did fight.  They were
at it, teeth, feet, and steel for ten minutes: primitive, lustful
fighting; and then the Bavarians broke; with the boys after them,
stabbing and cursing.  One or two were left, though they wouldn't
surrender, more power to them.  A Bavarian officer, in fact, concluded
the eventful career of Sapper O'Toole, the company rum-swallowing
champion.  True he brained that officer with a coil of barbed wire on
the end of a pick helve, even as the bullet entered his heart; but he
was a great loss to us.  And it was just as we surged over their bodies
that we came to the tableau.

Jimmy lay round the traverse.  We found him at the bottom when we'd
sorted out the litter.  There were six of them he'd done in in all; you
could trace what had happened.  They'd been lining the trench, and he'd
taken them in order.  It was in the fifth that his bayonet stuck.  He
couldn't get it out.  It was still there.  At that moment, evidently,
Number Six had come at him, and he'd had no time.  So they closed; and,
my God! they'd fought.

I think they both must have gone out about the same time.  Jimmy was
shot through the heart by the Bavarian's revolver; the Bavarian's
throat was cut with Jimmy's clasp knife.

No bad end, my lord; what say you?  I will show you the exact spot some
day, and your son's grave near by.  I'd have his picture in the gallery
if I were you. . . .  I've got a snapshot I can let you have, taken in
France.  But I treasure it; and unless you hang it in the place of
honour, amongst the Raeburns--I keep it.  Mark you, he deserves that
place of honour. . . .

      *      *      *      *      *      *

"Captain Johnson's compliments, sir, and are you coming over to have a
liqueur at his table?"

The waiter's voice cut in on my thoughts.  The band was hitting a
ragtime stunt; London had dined and was pleased with itself; Dick and
his lady were beckoning.  For the moment it felt like coming to from an

I shook myself and got up.  Of course I was drinking a liqueur with
them: another glass of brandy--Jimmy O'Shea's brandy.

"Are you in love?" queried the girl anxiously as I sat down.  "You've
been muttering to yourself and squinting and Dickie got worried about

"Not more than usual--though I'm glad to learn the symptoms."  Then I
looked at her, and the wonder of a girl in love hit me almost like a
blow.  In it lay the answer to my thoughts.  No longer a cynical
amusement in their failure to realise the contrast, but rather a mighty
thankfulness.  For it is they, in their blessed ignorance, who keep us

I raised my glass.  "To things as they are, my lady," I murmured.  And
from the land of shadows Jimmy drank with me.



    I.  THE SEED




I have in my mind the tale of a superior young man--a very superior
young man, genteel, and thoroughly versed in the intricacies of
etiquette.  The majority of the human race was, without any loss to
itself, unaware that he existed; but the "ladies" and "gentlemen" on
the staff of Mogg's Mammoth Emporium viewed him as the supreme arbiter
of elegance.  And just because the average human being would have
asserted--and asserted correctly--that for such as him there is no hope
save drowning in puppyhood, I would tell his story.  It is the
exception which proves the rule.  It is the proof that we are the
slaves of custom and environment; and that, given something as the
bed-rock, much may be done by a good teacher.  There was something in
this very superior young man as it turned out, though few would have
suspected it, had they seen him before the war.  But then, no one can
ever listen to a person of the male sex proffering a good line of
stockings in Lisle thread at one and eleven-three without experiencing
a strong desire to be sick.  Which goes back to what I said before: the
whole thing is one of environment.  The stocking vendors knew no
better; for want of the necessary teaching they took to their
nauseating trade.  It's all in the Old Book--how shall they learn,
unless they be taught?  Had they had the teaching--well, listen to the
story of this very superior young "gentleman," one time deputy chief
stomach bender of Mogg's Mammoth Millinery Emporium--terms.  Strictly
Cash.  What the sub deputy chief waistcoat creaser will say if he reads
these words I shudder to think.  You see, the very superior young
"gentleman" was _so_ genteel.

A hot morning sun shone down on the outskirts of the town.  Nothing
moved, nothing stirred; utter silence brooded over the houses that once
had been buzzing with people--the people of Arras.  Now their only
occupants were rats.  The little gardens at the back were dank with
unchecked weeds, save where a great conical hole showed the clean brown
earth.  And at the bottom of each of these holes lay a pool of foetid
green water.  The walls were crumbling, decay was rampant, the place
breathed corruption.  Occasionally the silence would be broken by a
crash, and a little heap of brick rubble would subside into the road,
raising a cloud of thick choking dust.  Occasionally there would be
another sound, like the drone of a great beetle, followed by a dull
echoing roar and a bigger cloud of dust.  Occasionally would come the
ping-phut of a stray bullet; but of human life there was no sign.

Not, that is to say, to the casual observer; but to the man who looked
out of the aeroplane circling above much was visible which you or I
would not see.  To him there came the vision of an occasional move
behind some mouldering wall: sometimes an upturned face, sometimes the
glint of steel.  In one garden by a broken cucumber frame a man was
polishing his bayonet, and the flash from it caught the observer's eye.
Just opposite--thirty yards away--two or three men were sitting round a
fire from which the smoke curled slowly up.  And the bayonet cleaner
was clothed in khaki, while the cookers had on a dirty field grey;
between them lay No Man's Land.  But to the casual observer--silence:
silence and death and the dreadful stink of corruption.  Many others
had cleaned bayonets and cooked stews under these same conditions, and
many in the doing thereof had gone suddenly, and without warning, into
the great Silence.  For it was a sniper's paradise, as the
victims--could they have spoken--would have testified.  As it was they
lay there lightly buried, and the same fool men made the same fool
mistakes and came and joined them.  As I say, it was a sniper's
paradise. . . .

Into this abode of joy, then, came the very superior young "gentleman."
It was principally owing to the fact that Miss Belsize--the "lady" who
dispensed camisoles, or some equally seductive garments--had flatly
refused to accompany him any longer to the High Street Picture Palace
if he remained in his frock coat, that our friend had donned khaki.
For a long while he had stoutly affirmed that he was indispensable;
then the transfer of affection on the part of camisoles to a
dangerous-looking corporal from the wild and woolly West decided him.
He did not like that corporal.  No man who, meeting a comparative
stranger, beat him on the back painfully, and, having looked his latest
glad rags up and down, remarked with painful distinctness, "Lumme! is
it real?" could possibly be considered a gentleman.  But Miss Belsize
had laughed long and laughed loud; and--well, I will not labour the
point.  In due course our superior one found himself in the haunt of
death I have briefly described above, still full of self-importance and
as inconceivably ignorant as the majority are who come for the first
time to the game across the water.

Recently arrived with a draft it was his initial experience of war in
France, in contrast with training in England; in fact, the morning in
question was his first visit to the trenches.  And because many better
men than he have endeavoured to conceal a peculiar sinking of the
stomach by an assumed bravado, let us not blame him for the attitude he
endeavoured to take up.

"Pretty quiet, isn't it, corporal?" he remarked airily, as his section
came to rest in a trench behind a mass of broken brick and cobble
stones.  "Lor', look at that glass up there, hidden in the stones."
For a moment curiosity mastered him, and he reached up towards it with
his hand.  The next instant he gave a cry of anger, as a jolt in his
ribs with a rifle doubled him up.  "What the deuce----" he began

"Don't you deuce me, my lad," said the corporal dispassionately, "or
you and me will quarrel.  Just you do what you're told, and I'll write
and tell your ma you're a good little boy."  The corporal--a man of few
words--went on his way, leaving our hero--whose name by the way was
Reginald Simpkins--fuming.

"If that blighter hits me again," he remarked when the N.C.O. was out
of hearing, "I'll----"

"You'll what?"  An old soldier looked at him scornfully.  "He goes an'
saves yer mouldy life and then yer bleats.  Got yer bib, Reggie

"Not so much of your row."  The corporal had come back again.  "This
ain't a ruddy colony of rooks in the nesting season.  Now, Simpkins,
you and Ginger--first relief.  There's your periscope--you can relieve
them other two."

"Where's the periscope?" asked Reginald of his companion in a whisper.

"The glass up there, you flat-faced perisher--hidden in the stones.
Wot d'you think it is?  A noyster laying eggs!"

The trench settled down to silence as the company relief was completed,
and Reginald morosely nursed his grievance.  Much of the gentle
flattery to which he had been accustomed at Mogg's Mammoth Emporium
seemed conspicuous by its absence in this new sphere in which he found
himself.  Not to put too fine a point on it, people seemed positively
rude at times, even ruder than they had been at home.  He confided as
much in an aggrieved whisper to the unsympathetic Ginger.

"Rude!"  That worthy spat with violence and accuracy.  "You wait till
you bump into Shorty Bill.  Rude!  Gawd!  'E's a 'oly terror."

"Who is Shorty Bill?" queried Reggie, his eyes fixed on the glass whose
mysteries he was beginning to understand.

But Ginger was in no mood for further confidences.  "You'll find out
fast enough 'oo Shorty is.  'E's down 'ere to-day.  You watch that
there periscope.  This ain't no rest cure--this bit 'ere.  It's 'ell."

"It seems pretty quiet," ventured the watcher after a short silence.

"Yus!  That's wot the last man said wot I was with behind this wall.
There's 'is brains on that stone behind you."

With an involuntary shudder Reginald looked round at the stone, on
which the grim stains still remained.  "What did it?" he asked, barely
above a whisper.

"Black Fritz," answered the other.  "'E's a sniper, what lives
opposite; and 'e's paid for 'is keep that swine 'as--paid for 'is keep.
Charlie Turner, an' 'Arry, an' Ginger Woodward, an' Nobby Clark, an'
the sergeant-major, an' two orficers.  Yus--'e's paid for 'is keep, 'e
'as--'as Master Black Fritz."

"And he's over there," said Reggie, a little breathlessly.

"Yus.  Where the 'ell do you think 'e is?  In an aeryplane?"  Once
again Ginger spat dispassionately, and then relapsed into a silence
from which he refused to be drawn until the presence of two more men
beside him indicated that the hour of relief had come.

"Now look here, Simpkins," said the corporal when the relief was
completed, "this is your first visit to the trenches, isn't it?  Well,
you can sit down now and have a sleep, or you can write or read if you
like.  But, whatever you do, don't go showing your ugly face over the
top; because this place ain't healthy."  He turned away, and Reggie was
left to his own resources.

"Come round the corner," said Ginger in his ear.  "I'll show you a spot
to sleep.  I know this 'ere bit like me own back parlour."

And so--had any one been sufficiently interested in his doings to
report the fact--it might have been noted that ten minutes later our
friend was sitting on the fire step writing a lurid epistle to Miss
Belsize, while Ginger lay peacefully asleep beside him, breaking the
complete silence with his snores.

At last the letter was finished, and Reggie gave way to meditation.
Everything was so utterly different to what he had anticipated that he
could hardly believe he was actually in that mystic place the trenches.
To his left a crumbling wall ran along until it bent out of sight, a
wall which in most places was three or four feet high, but which at one
spot had been broken down until it was almost flush with the ground,
and the bricks and rubble littered the weeds.  In front of him lay the
town, desolate, appalling, with a few rooks cawing discordantly round
the windowless houses.  And over everything brooded an oppressive hot
stinking stillness that almost terrified him. . . .

After a while his gaze settled on the place where the wall was broken
down, and his imagination began to play.  If he went there--it was only
about ten yards away--he would be able to look straight at the Germans.
So obsessed did he become with this wonderful idea that he woke up the
sleeping Ginger and confided it to him.  There being a censor of public
morals I will refrain from giving that worthy warrior's reply when he
had digested this astounding piece of information; it is sufficient to
say that it did not encourage further conversation, nor did it soothe
our hero's nerves.  He was getting jangled--jangled over nothing.  It
was probably because there was such a complete nothing happening that
the jangling process occurred.  A shell, a noise, anything; but not
this awful, silent stagnation.  He bent down mechanically and picked up
half a brick; then just as mechanically he bowled the half-brick at the
lump of débris behind the broken bit of the wall.  And it was that
simple action which changed our very superior young "gentleman" into a
man: on such slender threads hang the destinies even of nations.

He watched the brick idly as it went through space; he watched it idly
as it hit the ground just by a clump of dock leaves; and from that
moment idly ceases to be the correct adverb.  Five seconds later, with
a pricking sensation in his scalp and a mouth oddly dry, he was
muttering excitedly into the ear of the now infuriated Ginger.

"A man where, you ruddy perisher?" he grunted savagely.  "Fust yer
tells me if you goes and looks at the 'Uns you can see 'em; and then
you says there's a man in the nettles.  You ought to be locked up."

"There is, I tell you.  I heaved a brick at that bunch of leaves, and
it hit something that grunted."  Reginald was still clutching his
companion's arm.

"Un'and me, Clara," said the other peevishly, "this ain't a sixpenny

He got up--impressed in spite of himself by the other's manner--and
peered at the mass of débris.  "Wot d'yer want with 'eaving bricks for,
anyway," he continued irately after a long inspection which revealed
nothing.  "This 'ere ain't a bean-feast where you gets the bag of nuts."

"Watch this time, Ginger."  Once again a large fragment came down in
the neighbourhood of the dock leaves--followed by an unmistakable groan.

"Lumme, mate," said Ginger hoarsely, "wot is it?"  The two men stood
peering at the rubbish, not ten yards away.  "I'll go and get the
corporal.  You . . ."  But he didn't finish his sentence.

Two shots rang out almost simultaneously.  One was from the German
lines, and there was a short stifled scream from the other side of the
traverse.  The other was from the rubbish heap ten yards away, and the
blast made a piece of hemlock rock violently.  Otherwise the rubbish
heap was lifeless--save for a sepulchral voice--"Got him."  There was a
crash of falling bricks from a house opposite--the sound of what seemed
to be a body slithering down--and then silence.

Ginger's grip relaxed, and he grinned gently.  "Gawd 'elp you,
Reginald; you 'ave my blessing.  You've been dropping the brickyard on
Shorty Bill's back."  He faded rapidly away, and our friend was left
alone, gazing with fascinated eyes at the miraculous phenomenon which
was occurring under his very nose.  Suddenly and with incredible
swiftness a portion of the rubbish heap, with dock leaves, nettles, old
cans, and bricks adhering to it, detached itself from the main pile and
hurled itself into the trench.  With a peculiar sliding movement it
advanced along the bottom, and then it stopped and stood upright.
Speechless with amazement, Reginald found himself gazing into the eyes
of a man which were glaring at him out of a small slit in the sacking
which completely covered him.  A pair of dirty earth-stained hands
gently laid down a rifle on the fire-step--a rifle with a telescopic
sight.  Then from the apparition came a voice.

"Say, kid, are you the son of a ----, who has been practising putting
the weight in my back?  Don't speak, son, don't speak, or I might
forget my manners.  Once in the ribs--and once in the small of the
back.  God above, my lad, if I'd missed Black Fritz, after lying up
there for him for eight hours as part of the scenery, I'd have----"

"'Ullo, Shorty."  The corporal rounded the traverse.  "Fritz has got
another.  Poor old Bill Trent.  Copped clean through the 'ead."

The corporal, followed by the strange uncouth being in sacking, with
his leaves and bricks hanging about him, moved away, and Reginald
followed.  With his heart thumping within him he looked at the dreadful
thing that ten minutes before had been a speaking, seeing, man; and as
he looked something seemed to be born in his soul.  With a sudden
lightning flash of insight he saw himself in a frock coat behind the
counter; then he looked at the silent object on the step, and his jaw
set.  He turned to Shorty Bill.

"I'm dam sorry about that brick; but I'm new to the game, and I had no
idea you were there.  Didn't you say you'd got Black Fritz?"

"'Ave you, Shorty--'ave you got the swine?"  An eager chorus assailed
him, but the man in the sack had his eyes fixed on the very superior
young "gentleman."  At length he turned to the men around.

"Yep--I got him.  Half left--by the base of that red house.  He came
out of the top window.  You can see a black thing there through a
periscope."  The men thronged to have a look, and Shorty Bill turned to
the stone thrower.

"Can you shoot?"

"A little; not much I'm afraid."

"Like to learn the game?  Yep?--Right.  I'll teach you.  It's great."
He moved slowly away and turned up a communication trench, while into
the eyes of Mogg's pride there came a peculiar look quite foreign to
his general disposition.  A game--a great game!  He looked again at the
poor still thing on the step, and his teeth clenched.  Thus began his
fall from gentility! . . .



It was not a very rapid descent.  The art of sniping and its attendant
pastime scouting is not learned in a day.  Moreover, in company with
the other games that are played in the trenches, it has the one
dominant feature about it.  One mistake made in the rules is one too
many; there is no chance of making a second.  True, the player will
have taught the man who takes his place yet another of the things not
to do; but personally--even at the risk of being dubbed a
pessimist--the method of teaching is one I would prefer to see others
employ, sentiments which were shared to the full by Shorty Bill.
Therefore our superior young friend, having gazed upon the result of a
sniper's bullet, and in the gazing remoulded his frock-coated
existence, could not have come under a better master.

Shorty Bill was a bit of a character.  Poacher and trapper, with an eye
like a lynx and a fore-arm like a bullock's leg, he was undoubtedly a
tough proposition.  What should have made him take a liking to Reginald
is one of those things which passes understanding, for two more totally
dissimilar characters can hardly be imagined.  Our friend--at the time
of the shooting of Black Fritz--was essentially of that type of
town-bred youth who sneers at authority behind its back and cringes to
its face.  Such a description may sound worse than the type deserves;
for all that, it is a true one of the street-bred crowd--they've been
reared on the doctrine.  Shorty was exactly the reverse.  Shorty, on
one occasion, having blocked six miles of traffic with a fractious
mule, and being confronted suddenly by an infuriated Staff officer who
howled at him, smiled genially and electrified the onlookers by
remarking pleasantly, "Dry up, little man; this is _my_ show."  That
was Shorty in front of authority.  Behind its back--well, his methods
may not have commended themselves to purists in etiquette, but I have
known officers sigh with relief when they have found out unofficially
that Shorty had taken some little job or other into his own personal
care.  There are many little matters--which need not be gone into, and
which are bound to crop up when a thousand men are trying to live as a
happy family--where the unofficial ministrations of our Shorty
Bills--and they are a glorious if somewhat unholy company--are worth
the regimental sergeant-major, the officers, and all the N.C.O.'s put
together.  But--I digress; sufficient has been said to show that the
two characters were hardly what one would have expected to form an

The gentle art of sniping in the battalion when Bill joined with a
draft had been woefully neglected.  In fact, it was practically
non-existent.  It is not necessary to give any account of how Bill got
the ear of his platoon commander, how he interested him in the
possibilities of sniping in trench warfare, or any other kind of
warfare for that matter, and how ultimately his platoon officer became
mad keen, and with the consent of his C.O. was made Battalion sniping
officer.  Though interesting possibly to students of the gun and other
subjects intimately connected with sniping, I have not the time to
describe the growth of the battalion scouts from a name only to the
period when they became a holy terror to the Hun.  I am chiefly
concerned with the development of our frock-coated friend into a night
prowler in holes full of death and corruption, and one or two sage
aphorisms from the lips of Shorty Bill which helped that development.
They were nothing new or original, those remarks of his teacher, and
yet they brought home to him for the first time in his life the
enormous gulf which separated him from the men who live with nature.

"Say, kid, do you ever read poetry?" remarked Bill to him one night
soon after the episode of the brick-bats as they sat in an estaminet.
"I guess your average love tosh leaves me like a one-eyed codfish; but
there's a bit I've got in me head writ by some joker who knows me and
the likes o' me.

  "'There's a whisper on the night wind, there's a star
        agleam to guide us,
  And the wild is calling, calling . . . let us go.'"

Shorty contemplatively finished his beer.  "'The wild is calling.'
Ever felt that call, kid?"

"Can't say I have, Shorty."  His tone was humble; gone was the pathetic
arrogance that had been the pride of Mogg's; in its place the
beginnings of the realisation of his utter futility had come, coupled
with a profound hero worship for the man who had condescended to notice
him.  "When are you going to teach me that sniping game?"

The real sniping commander of the battalion--I mean no disrespect to
the worthy young officer who officially filled that position--looked at
the eager face opposite him and laughed.

"You'd better quit it, son.  Why, to start with, you're frightened of
the dark."

"I'm damned if I am."  The aggrieved Percy waxed indignant.

"Oh, cut it out!  I don't mean you're frightened of going to bed in the
dark, or that you want a nightlight or a nurse.  But yours is a town
dark: standing under lamps gettin' the glad from a passing skirt.  But
in the real dark, when it's pressing round you like a blanket, and
there are things moving, and people breathing near by, and you don't
know whether it's a German or a pal, or where the wire is, or which way
your own trenches are--what then, son, what then?  Why, I reckon you
don't even know which the Pole Star is, or what it's there for?"

"I guess not, Shorty," remarked the other, abashed; "but I'd soon
learn, if you'd teach me."

"Well, I'll see.  An' there's that blamed old woman with a face like a
wet street tryin' to shut up the shop.  Give me another, mother
darling; no good your na-poohing me--I'm going to have it if I takes

Being what he was he got it, and that evening the lessons began.  Going
back to their billet, they had to cross a field.  It was a pitch-black
night, and before they had proceeded twenty yards Reggie could hardly
see his hand in front of his face.

"Dark, Shorty, ain't it?" he remarked.

There was no answer, and he stopped and repeated the question.  Still
no answer, though he seemed to feel some one close by.  Something
brushed his face, and then silence.  With a short laugh he walked on--a
laugh which had just the faintest touch of bravado in it.  Four times
in the distance to the billet did that something brush his face again,
and though each time he felt that there was some one near him, yet he
heard nothing.  The fourth time he stopped and spoke.

"Is that you, Shorty?"  The next instant he gave a jump of pure nervous
fright.  From within six inches of his ear came the single word "Yep."

"Jove!  You did give me a start."  He laughed a little shakily.  "Where
have you been?"

"Circling round you, son, dusting your face with my glove.  Understand
now what I meant by helpless in the dark?"

Thus ended the first lesson. . . .

The others followed in due course.  The correct way to crawl through
grass so as to avoid being mistaken for a rhinoceros going to water;
the power of observation so as to be able to spot a change in the
German trenches--maybe, only a few sand bags moved, but just enough to
place the position of a machine gun; the value of disguise to defeat
the curious on the other side; patience, the way to fire a rifle, the
use of his eyes.  All these and certain other things was he taught.

And the certain other things were mysterious and secret.  They occurred
at odd times and in odd places, and the instructor was always Shorty
Bill personally.

"Some men," he would say, "like killing with a rifle; I do for one.
Some like killing with a revolver; not bad either, and essential, son,
when you're out on the tiles by night and can't carry a rifle.  A rifle
is a dam nuisance at night if one's on patrol, whatever any one says to
the contrary.  An' if you don't carry a gun you can't use a bayonet,
which is a beautiful method of sticking 'em."  Shorty thoughtfully
removed his pipe.  "I was almost converted to the bayonet one day by a
pal of mine.  He's dead now, poor devil, but he lived well.  He was
givin' tongue over the beauties of picking Huns out of dug-out
entrances with the bayonet like winkles out of their shells with a pin.
Gosh! it was great--that boy's palaver.  He almost converted me, an'
then I showed him a couple o' little stunts of mine."  Shorty put his
pipe in his pocket.  "Come here, son, an' pay attention.  It was
through forgetting in the excitement of the moment and not payin'
attention that my pal the winkle plucker went west."

Thus the mysterious lesson would start.  "There'll come a time one
night, boy, when you're out in the dark, an' you're crawling near the
wire, when you'll feel on a sudden there's some one near you.  Maybe,
by the smell of him, you'll know it's a Boche.  Well--then it's up to
you to make good.  You can plug him with your hand gun when you've got
his dirty face dead set; but if you start shooting practice in No Man's
Land, the audience join in.  So I'll just show you a couple o' little
tricks--silent tricks, which you can use when you get your hands on
him.  They kill just as clean if not cleaner than a gun, and no one's
the wiser.  Now come at me as if you meant to hurt me.  No; not as if
you were out pushing the baby in the pram, but just as if you was goin'
all out to kill me.  That's better, son; an' where are you now?"

To be correct our one and only Reginald was lying on his face with the
unpleasant knowledge in his brain that if he moved an inch his left arm
would snap at the elbow; and that kneeling above him Shorty held, in
the neighbourhood of his ear, a villainous weapon of his own invention,
which resembled a cross between a bill-hook and a kukri.

"You see the idea, boy, don't you?  Now, you ask him if he'd like to
surrender, and if you don't understand what he says or he seems
doubtful like, put your clasp knife in there."  Reginald felt a prick
under his right ear.  "Right in--you take me.  Get up, and we'll do it

"Where did you learn that, Shorty?" asked our pupil as he got up.

"A Jap taught me that an' a good few more in Los Angeles.  Jujitsu, he
said it was; dam good sense I call it.  Come on--it takes practice."

And Reginald Simpkins practised.  With growing confidence he practised
day in, day out.  Mogg's had faded into the limbo of forgotten things;
his horizon consisted of a foetid shell hole, a panting, writhing Hun
fighting for his life in the darkness of the night, a cracking arm and
then . . .  His imagination never took him beyond that point.
Sufficient of the old Adam of gentility still remained to prevent him
picturing the final tableau.  You see, Reginald Simpkins had not as yet
killed anything larger than a rat, and even then he had bungled. . . .



As was proper and fitting his first head was gained cold-bloodedly and
from a distance.  It was his blooding into the ranks of the snipers.
His probationary period was over; Shorty Bill had professed himself
satisfied.  The battalion had moved from the place in which we found
them, and had gone farther north.  The country was flat and desolate;
periodically the ground would shake and tremble, and in No Man's Land
chalk and rubble and the salmon-pink fumes of ammonal would shoot
upwards, showing that the men of the underworld still carried on.
Slag-heaps, sandbags, and desolate mounds of earth formed the scenery
for his debut, while the orchestra consisted of rum jars and rifle

D Company it was who had lost a sergeant through a German sniper; and
the fact was duly reported.  Now when a German sniper takes the life of
a man in a battalion which goes in for the art itself, it is an
unwritten law that from that moment a blood feud exists between the
German and English snipers opposite.  Though it takes a fortnight to
carry out, yet death is the only finish.

Wherefore, one morning, just as the first pale glints of dawn came
stealing over the silent land, Reginald Simpkins climbed carefully into
a great mound of sandbags which had conveniently been deposited just
behind the front line by the miners.  But it is doubtful if Miss
Belsize of the camisole department would have recognised him.  No
longer the frock coat and pearl tie, no longer the patent-leather boots
and immaculate trousers.  In their place a dirty-faced man in khaki,
tastefully draped in flapping sandbags--his boots covered, his hands
stained.  Very cautiously he made himself comfortable; with immense
care he laid his rifle--also covered with sacking--in the direction he
required; and then he covered his front and sides with filled bags.
Through a hole--also carefully arranged--his screened telescope covered
the bit of German trench where the day before the German sniper had
lain.  Then he waited.

The mists cleared away; the morning sun shone down.  From his point of
vantage--for he was seven or eight feet above the trenches below--he
watched the German lines.  His fingers itched to pull the trigger two
or three times; and once when he saw a German officer come out of his
dug-out in the second line and lean against the back of the trench,
smoking a fat cigar, he almost yielded to the temptation.  But the
splintering of a periscope glass below him, as a German bullet hit it,
told him that the sniper was there--hidden somewhere, and watching too;
and he knew that, perfect though his position was for one shot, that
one shot would probably give him away.  And that _one_ shot was for the
sniper, and not to be wasted on a fat Ober Lieutenant. . . .

Three or four hours passed, and the silence was complete.  The
perspiration trickled down his neck as he lay there motionless and
clouded the eyepiece of his telescope.  Then suddenly he saw a little
black object shoot up into the air from the junction of two trenches
near the German support line--an object which turned over and over in
the air, and fell with a soft thud fifty yards to his right.  A
roar--and some sandbags and lumps of chalk flew in all directions,
while fragments pattered down on Reginald out of the sky.

"Hope to God they don't come any closer," he muttered, watching the
next rum jar shoot up.  "Anyway, I've marked the place they're coming
from."  Then his eyes came back to the sniper's locality, and as they
did so a quiver of excitement ran through him.  Utterly regardless of
the second rum jar which burst with a crack behind him, he knew for the
first time the feeling of the big game man who has stalked his quarry
successfully.  There, five yards to the left of where he had been
looking, a little stunted bush was moving--_and there was no wind_.
Trembling with excitement he focussed his telescope on the bush, and
even as he did so, he knew his vigil was over.  The thing which up to
that moment he had taken for a log was a man--_the_ man, the sniper.
He could see the faint outline of his face, now that his attention was
drawn to it, and with infinite care he drew a bead on the centre of it.
Then suddenly he started shaking with nervous keenness; his left hand
wobbled like a jelly through sheer excitement until he almost sobbed
with rage.  The German moved again as another rum jar burst, confident
that the English would have gone to ground to escape the trench
mortaring.  It was that arrogant movement that infuriated our friend.
It struck him as a deliberate challenge.  And for just a moment the
German's face and the crossed hairs of his telescopic sight coincided,
and coincided steadily.

It seemed to Reginald that his pressing the trigger and the wild
convulsive lurch of the man opposite were simultaneous.  With his eye
to the telescope he watched the log that writhed and squirmed; then it
grew still, and the disguise had gone.  No more a log: just a
motionless twisted form; while something that showed dark and ominous
through the telescope spread round its head.  The sergeant of D Company
was avenged. . . .

With a feeling rather as if he personally had won the war, our hero
slipped backwards into the boyau beside him, and went in search of
Shorty Bill.  Two hours later he found him and poured out the story.
Shorty listened in silence; then he spoke.

"I've heard men talk like you, son, when they've kissed their first
woman.  Have you reported where that trench mortar is?"

"God!  Shorty, I clean forgot.  I'll go and do it now," remarked
Reggie, his ardour somewhat damped.

"I should dam well think you'd better."  Shorty relit his pipe, and
grinned amiably.  "Well done, kid; but for Holy Mike's sake don't crow
over one plurry Boche.  When you've touched three figures we'll
celebrate. . . ."

He may have been right; but even on his own showing, is there any kiss
which is quite like the first?  Is there any Hun, who----?  Still,
possibly the analogy is unfortunate.  Anyway, I have given the account
of his first cold-blooded victim; I will follow with his first
hot-blooded one.



It occurred about six weeks later in the same part of the line; and as
a mark of special favour he had been allowed to accompany Shorty on one
of his nightly prowls.  That worthy was wont to remark that two men on
a joy ride in No Man's Land was one too many; wherefore it must be
assumed that Reginald had grown in wisdom and cunning, and found favour
in the sight of his taskmaster.

They slipped over the top about ten p.m.  Shorty was armed as usual
merely with the villainous billhook-kukri of his own design, while
Reggie carried a revolver and a clasp knife which resembled a young
bayonet.  It was not a reconnoitring patrol as laid down in the book of
the words; it was merely a pleasure ramble, so Shorty said, as they
passed silently out of a sap and disappeared in the darkness.

The first thing Reggie did was to kick a tin and fall into a shell
hole, where he was joined by Shorty.

"Frightening rooks, son," he remarked kindly, "or rehearsing as a
knockabout comedian?  About twenty-five yards from here on our left is
the German sap party that I am visiting to-night.  I like 'em to know
I'm coming."

"Sorry, Shorty," muttered the delinquent.  "I never saw the ruddy

"You don't say.  I thought you'd a-done it on purpose," returned the
other with ponderous sarcasm.  "Now you stop here; I'm goin' to that
sap--an' I'll come back for you."

Like a wraith Shorty faded into the night, leaving our friend alone
with his thoughts.  A Lewis gun was firing away down the line in short
bursts, while Verey lights and flares went up every now and then with a
faint hiss.  Above, the low-flying clouds scudded over the sky, and our
friend lay back in his shell hole and pondered.  With an inward chuckle
he wondered what the beautiful Miss Belsize and the other fair ones of
Mogg's would say if they could see him at that moment.  A sense of
physical well-being was on him, and he stretched himself luxuriously.
The next instant he was struggling impotently in a grip that throttled

"Quite so," remarked a voice as the grip relaxed, and by the light of a
flare he found Shorty occupying the shell hole once again.  "A ruddy
lot o' good you are.  Killed and dead as mutton by now, if I'd been a

Reggie reddened in the darkness with shame.  "I wasn't thinking,
Shorty.  I--er . . ."  His words died away.

"Thinking!  You flat-footed clam--this show ain't a debating society,
nor yet a penny reading."  Shorty snorted with rage.  "Go over to that
saphead there--d'you see it--an' see what thinking does."  His hand
pointed to a low hummock of chalk behind a crater.  "Go an' look in, I
tell you; an' if ever you sit out here again dreaming like a love-sick
poet, I hope to God it happens to you.  You'll deserve it."

With a push like the kick of an elephant's hind leg he propelled the
wretched Reggie in the required direction.  Puzzled and surprised, but
feeling very ashamed of himself, he moved cautiously towards the low
mound that stood up dimly outlined against the night sky.  Once on the
short journey he crouched motionless while a flare burnt itself out
twenty yards away, only to move forward immediately the darkness
settled again with quickened step.  There is no time so good to
movement as the few seconds after the eyes of possible watchers have
been dazzled. . . .

And so he came to the saphead, and cautiously peered in.  Under
ordinary circumstances his action was that of a fool; but Shorty had
ordered, and those who knew Shorty got in the habit of carrying out his
instructions.  For a while in the blackness he could see nothing.  He
noted the sap running back towards the German lines; but at the head of
it there was no sign of life.  He carefully stretched farther over, and
as he looked at the bottom of the trench he made out a dark, huddled
figure.  Then the next flare went up, and Reginald Simpkins got the
shock of his life.

The green ghostly light came flooding in, and then went out as abruptly
as it had come.  But the moment was enough.  Clear stamped on his
brain, like a photographic exposure, was the image of two men.  One lay
at the bottom of the trench and grinned at the sky with his throat cut
from ear to ear; the other--huddled in a corner with his hand still
clutching a bomb--was even as he looked turning on his head and his
knees, only to subside with a squelch in the mud, kick spasmodically,
and lie still.

"Right in--you take me?--with your clasp knife."  Shorty's words came
back to him and he gasped.  So this was what his teacher had meant,
when he'd sent him to see the dangers of thinking.

It was just as he was visualising the scene: the sudden ghostly
appearance of Shorty on top of the unsuspecting Germans; the sudden
stroke of that awful weapon; the feeble attempt to get the bomb;
the----well, it was just then that Reggie found himself contemplating
from about six inches range the glaring face of a Prussian N.C.O. who
had suddenly materialised.  By the light of a flare down the line he
watched, as he lay on top of the ground, with his head over the edge of
the sap, the ring of the Prussian's revolver as it moved up towards his

What happened, happened quickly: most of these things are touch and go.
The bullet whizzed past his face into the night--his left hand hit the
revolver just in time; and even as the bullet went wide his right hand
struck sideways with the knife.  It sank into the Prussian's neck; he
felt a rush of something warm and sticky, and then he was grabbed from

"Quick," muttered Shorty in his ear, "hop it; hop it like hell.  I'll
guide you."

Blinded and dazed by the blast of the revolver, he stumbled
mechanically after his leader.  "Into this shell hole for a moment,"
whispered Bill imperatively, as a machine gun let drive with a few
rounds which passed over them like a flight of cockchafers.  "Now come
on.  Home this trip, my boy--I didn't know that swab was there. . . ."

"I killed him, Bill," said Reginald, half an hour later, as he sat
rubbing his eyes on the fire step of their own trenches to get the
stinging of the cordite out.

"You done well, son," said Bill; "an' if any one doubts it--show 'em
your hand."

By the light of a match Reggie looked at it, and he shuddered.  It
bore, as Bill implied, the proof of death.

He was silent too awhile; the first hot-blooded one is more rattling to
the nerves than a stranger three hundred yards away.  Then a great
thought struck him, and he cursed.

"I've left my knife in his neck, Bill.  What a blasted idiot!"



It is quite possible that there are some who, having read thus far,
will consider that the education of Reginald Simpkins as a soldier was
now complete.  Transformed from a dreadful being who cut up silks and
things and discoursed on the merits of what I understand is known as
lingerie, he had become a man: a man with a quick hand and a sure eye,
a man who had met one of his kind in fair fight and killed him.  In his
mind there had been born pride--the right sort of pride.  Not the
spurious article which had passed for it at Mogg's--that unpleasant
type of conceit of which pimples and a high collar are the outward and
visible sign.  No, not that at all.  He had cast that off with his
frock coat, and in its place had grown the inherent pride which is the
birthright of a _man_.

It was just because the metamorphosis had been so complete, and the
growth had been so rapid, that his education was by no means finished.
It had only just begun.

So far I have dealt principally with one phase in the gentle game of
war: the phase that concerns itself with outing the wily Hun by means
of a rifle bullet.  True, Reginald had tasted of other pleasant methods
under the kindly guidance of Shorty Bill; he had even gone so far as to
enter into wordy warfare with the battalion exponent of bayonet
fighting with regard to the relative merits of the bayonet G.S. and the
weapon that he had presented to the Huns on his night prowl.  In fact,
our friend was beginning to hold opinions--and quite decided
opinions--of his own.  He was still in his infancy, I admit; but to
those who were privileged to watch his growth he seemed a hopeful
specimen.  The seed appeared to be falling on good soil.

But it may be remembered that with regard to the question of the sower,
the seed which fell on stony ground appeared good for a time, until it
was found that there was nothing behind it.  Precocity is a dangerous
thing, and in his new school Reginald was certainly precocious.
Nowadays it is necessary to form judgments quickly in the Army: the
game is being played at such high pressure.  And so mistakes are bound
to occur, though the Honourable James Lascelles disliked making them
now, just as much as he did in the days when he could take his time.

The thing in question at the moment was the fitness of our friend for
the stripe when a vacancy occurred; and the Honourable Jimmy, being the
Adjutant of the South Devons, and having the headquarter specialists
under his eye, was somewhat intimately concerned with the solution of
the question.  I think I have failed to mention previously that it was
the South Devons that Reginald adorned--that celebrated regiment known
to the Army and the world at large by the more familiar soubriquet of
the "Stick 'em and be damned."

So when the edict of Toby Seymour, the C.O., went forth, the Adjutant
seized the opportunity of trying to find out a little more fully
whether it really was good soil in Reginald's case, or whether it was
stony.  To-day the edict would seem almost a matter of routine; at that
time things were different.  Toby ordered a raid, and it was so.

It was to be a raid on a large scale: no isolated affair like the
pilgrimages of Shorty Bill, but an affair where the enemy's trenches
were to be entered by a large party.  No silent, stealthy work, but a
thorough good jolly, with bombs and noises complete.

To-day raids are stale, and things of but little account.  Sometimes
the bag is large, and sometimes the bag is small; but the performance
occurs twice nightly, with frequently a matinee thrown in.  Then they
were something new, and enterprises to be talked about.

The project first took concrete form in the back room of a certain
estaminet which served as the Headquarters mess when the battalion was
resting after a spell in the trenches.  The omelette had been
successful, the port had recently arrived, and that pleasing, though
somewhat selfish, glow which comes even to the best of us when we
realise that it is the other fellow who is out in the cold wet night
permeated the room.

"Sarah Jane," remarked Toby to his second-in-command, as he
thoughtfully sipped his port, "I have been thinking."

"Have you, dear old soul?  That's very jolly."

"I have been thinking," went on the C.O., "that the boys require waking
up.  There is a danger of their degenerating into trench machines.
They want ginger."

The second-in-command looked at his Colonel keenly.  "I agree with
you," he returned after a short silence.  "But it's rather hard to give
'em anything to ginger with in the middle of winter and in this
locality.  The division will probably be pulling out to train shortly,
and then----"

"No--that won't do," Toby interrupted him.  "I don't mean that sort of
ginger.  How many men of this battalion feel instinctively, and know as
a positive fact, that--man for man--they are better than the Huns?
That's the point, and training behind won't help that; at least, it
won't start it.  Once give it to them as a foundation, and the training
will gain five hundred per cent. in its value."

"True, O king, but how?"

"They must fight the Germans, and find out for themselves.  We've got
some new drafts, Sarah--quite a number of new drafts who not only have
never fought the Hun, but who have never even seen him.  Their horizon
is bounded by a dirty sandbag and a smell; and I maintain that their
value as fighting troops is not one quarter what it might be."

He carefully lit his pipe while the rest of the mess watched him
curiously--wondering what was in his mind.

"Listen to me, you fellows."  Toby leant forward in his chair and
emphasised his remarks with his ancient and powerful briar.  "Every one
in this room is--for want of a better word--blooded.  We have all,
thank Heavens! had the unforgettable pleasure of killing Huns at close
quarters, with our own hands.  Now that broadens one's horizon at once.
We are not bounded by sandbags and stinks; when we are in the trenches,
we know--our imagination tells us--that over the way are men whom we
can visualise: living, actual beings whose ideal and object in life is
to kill us.  Not so, I regret to say, with a new draft: how can you
expect it?  To them the Hun is a strange something living in a trench,
whom they never see, and whom they don't particularly want to.  One
might almost say that 'live and let live' is bound to be the way they
look at life at present.  Until the terrier sees the rat he has no wish
to kill it; and until he has killed it he has no idea what a delightful
occupation it is.  Same with the men; and we've got to alter it."

"Bravely spoken, sir, as the poets would say," remarked the Honourable
James.  "The only point is how to do it."

"Easy as falling off a log.  One night we will pay the Huns a visit and
kill 'em.  Cheery amusement, charming hobby.  The terriers will get
bitten on the nose, and as soon as that happens they'll see red.  Then
they'll start to kill; and once they've done that there will be no
holding them.  Their tails will be stickin' up above their heads."

"It was done a few weeks ago up the line, wasn't it?"  The
second-in-command thoughtfully replenished his glass.

"I believe it was--but what matter?  The Stick'ems don't require any
damned pilot for their fences."  The C.O. brought a fist like a leg of
mutton down on the table.  "Before the division leaves the line, we are
going to visit the Hun; we are going to kill the Hun; we are going to
capture the swab, to wound him, to out him; and when we've done it and
got him as wild as a civet cat in the nesting season, we'll laugh at
him by platoons."

"Prolonged applause from a breathless audience," laughed the Adjutant.
"We can merely murmur a Benedictined Bismillah." . . .

Now it is possible that to those who sit at home, and regard war from
arm-chairs as a movement of little flags on a large-scale map, the
words of Toby Seymour may come in the nature of a surprise.  It is
possible that they have never really thought about the human side of
killing: of killing as a hobby--as a trade.  Vaguely they realise that
a soldier does not go into the army to pick buttercups; vaguely they
understand that men die and are killed in war, and that soldiers are
the people who kill and are killed.  But I venture to think that they
do not realise the intense importance of inculcating in every private
soldier the necessity and the desire of outing the other fellow.
Horrible, you say; revolting.  Of course it's horrible, my good man; of
course it's revolting; but what the devil do you think this war
is--minding a crèche for imbecile children?  _You_ bring in a crowd of
men whose sole qualification in August 1914 to be considered soldiers
was an intense and national love of games.  _You_ pit them against a
machine perfect in technique, in which every part had been trained from
earliest infancy in the trade of soldiering, and the trade of ruthless

_You_ ask them to go across the water and beat this machine for _you_.
And so, if I harry you at times with details of the type
blood-curdling, it is only that you may understand something of the
nature of the task: the task which _your_ brothers and sons and
partners and clerks are carrying to a successful issue.

Has it occurred to you why they are succeeding?

You say that right is triumphing over might; that a good cause must
win.  It is beautiful, it is magnificent your contention; but it is not
war.  History does not support you; common sense does not bear you out.
We are beating them because as a nation of sportsmen the men have taken
to the new sport as a duck takes to water; and the new sport is to
kill, capture, wound, or out the Boche before he kills, captures,
wounds, or outs you.  And having taken to it as a sport, now that the
technique and other things are equal, we are better at it than the Hun
who views it as a business.

Which recalls to mind the celebrated utterance of a celebrated officer.
Should he read these lines, I trust he will pardon the plagiarism; but
the utterance was so wonderful that it should be perpetuated, even thus
modestly.  He spoke lightly; but if I may be forgiven the platitude,
there is many a true word spoken in jest.

Why not institute, he suggested, a list of battalion averages?  Just as
the relative position of Tottenham Hotspur and Sheffield Wednesday in
the Football League is the subject of frenzied back chat; just as the
defeat of Yorkshire by Kent causes head shakings in the public-houses
of the North towards the end of August, why not have a league of

A wonderful idea if one thinks into it.  A dead'un two points, a
prisoner one; the Ober-lieutenant five points and a Colonel
twenty--with other grades according to fancy.  Think of the frantic
excitement in the London clubs and the quiet villages when the relative
scoring merits of a Jaeger sharpshooter and a one-eyed Landsturmer were
sized up.  Think of the Putney Peashooters' ladies meeting those of the
Shoreditch Snipers at a small and early, and counting up the bag: five
Saxons and a stretcher-bearer against four prisoners and a carrier

One might almost wind up with England versus Scotland, the winner to
play Australia on a percentage basis.  In fact, there is no limit to
it; and I will cease, lest I get lost in a maze of wonderful

I will cease, and return to the Stick'ems; but as a last word I would
say, in all seriousness, that wildly farcical though that celebrated
utterance may be, there underlies it an absolutely true valuation of
the fundamental bed-rock of war.  To emulate the deeds of others and go
one better, to put the men in good heart with their tails up, that is
the secret of winning.  And the best way of doing it is to treat the
matter as a sport: the Englishman understands it that way best. . . .



No Man's Land in that part of the line where the South Devons resided
was wide--well over a quarter of a mile to be exact.  Across their
front, about a hundred and fifty yards from the German lines, there ran
a small bank two or three feet high, with its right resting on a main
road which crossed No Man's Land, and its left gradually falling away
till it came level with the ground.  The remnants of a hedge and two or
three forlorn tree stumps still remained on the bank, over the top of
which could be seen the German wire--running round a small orchard in
which lay their front line trenches.  The locality was peaceful; the
Hun was quiet, asking for nothing more than that he should be left
alone, which undoubtedly made Toby Seymour's breach of the rules the
more reprehensible from the exclusively Teuton point of view.  They
were extremely angry; in fact, one large prisoner went so far as to
state that it was a barbarous method of fighting, and unheard of in
civilised warfare.  The suggestion that he should be kept as the
battalion mascot and supply the comic relief at all subsequent smoking
concerts, unfortunately fell through.  Other "non-barbarians" who
escaped joining him in captivity emulated his altruistic spirit by
informing the South Devons daily from a position where the lines ran
close together, that they were looking forward to crucifying the next
Englishman they caught, which again was an immense success, and was
greeted invariably by a specially selected choir chanting the Hymn of
Hate.  And yet the damage done was not very great from the material
point of view.  It was the mental jolt, the jar to their spiritual
loftiness, that tickled the dear souls up. . . .

Now primarily my story concerns Reginald Simpkins and his
transformation to manhood.  And therefore, before I tell of the raid
itself, I will touch on one or two matters concerning that
transformation, and the methods of the Honourable James.

D Company won the toss, so to speak, and was deputed to perform; and
Reginald Simpkins was not in D Company.  Being a sniper, he was
attached to that mystic band of specialists who adorn battalion
headquarters.  And so, one morning, the snipers were assembled and the
Adjutant gazed at them benignly through his eyeglass.

"D Company are going to raid the Huns," he remarked.  "I want six
volunteers to go with them."  The result was as he anticipated.  "I
said six, not the whole bunch," he continued genially, "so I'll have to
draw lots."

Now nothing would induce me to hint that everything was not perfectly
square in that drawing, but--Reginald Simpkins was one of the six.  In
due course his part in the programme was explained to him, and during
the explanation his face became more and more suggestive of a street
corner on a rainy day.

"You understand what you have to do, Simpkins?"  The Honourable James
looked at him keenly.

"Yes, sir, I understand; but--but--ain't I to have a go at the swine at
all?"  Our friend's grievance boiled over.  "Can't I just go into the
trench once and have a go at them?  It'll be a bit hard sitting by the
tree stump, and hearing the boys at it, and having to . . . ."  His
words died away under the steady glance of the man opposite.

"And because it's a bit hard, you don't want to do it?"

"It ain't that, sir, it's--it's----"

"Well, what is it?  Not the showy part of the performance, eh?  Not the
part where the fun comes--sitting by a bank and taking the roll as they
come back.  But some one has to do it--why not you?"

The second lesson in the making of a soldier--subordination of
self. . . .  As a matter of fact there was no reason why Reginald
should have been deputed to the job: there were many others who could
have done it equally well if not better.  But the Honourable Jimmy had
his own methods. . . .

The desire for the game was there in the pupil: that he knew: the point
was whether the character which would suppress and master that desire
when necessary was there too.  Could reliability be added to keenness?
 . . .

That was what the Adjutant wished to find out.  He knew that our friend
was--in the vernacular--throwing a chest.  He knew that lately, well,
Reginald Simpkins had been rather full of--Reginald Simpkins.
Adjutants--good Adjutants--do know these things.  Which was all to the
good--within certain limits. . . .

An unpromising subject had learned the first lesson of the soldier:
would he be able to learn the second, without which the third and
greatest would be impossible?  All soldiers must learn the first
lesson; only a limited number can learn the second and third.

So it came about that for the good of his soul Reginald played a very
minor part in this raid, and my information on the doings that occurred
in the Hun lines was obtained from the lips of one Samuel Pipston,
sometime auctioneer's assistant, who had joined the battalion with the
last draft.  He was just a second Reginald--one stage behind him in
development, that's all--an apathetic lad, finding war a tedious

It was not until ten o'clock on the night, as he lay with his party
behind the bank of which I have spoken, that a pleasurable thrill of
anticipation began to take hold of Samuel.  A slight frost nip was in
the air, and in the sky there shone a myriad stars.  Away behind him
lay the trenches he had just quitted, peaceful and still in the faint
moonlight; and looking to his front he could see the German lines, just
as still, only much closer.  He tried to realise that he was shortly
going to be inside those trenches, and that when he got there he would
meet real live men, who would endeavour to kill--him, Samuel Pipston.
He thought of Mary Johnston, the daughter of the leading grocer, and
wondered what she was doing at the moment, and what she would think

"Don't shoot--for God's sake--not a sound."

With a start Samuel heard the hoarse whisper of a subaltern beside him,
and became suddenly aware that a struggle was going on two or three
yards away.  He peered eagerly in the direction of the noise, and saw
three men in a confused mass heaving on the ground behind the bank.

"What the devil----" he muttered, and then the heaving ceased.  In the
dim light he saw a still figure lying on the ground, and two men
crouching over him.  "Someone 'ad a fit, I reckons," he whispered to
the man next him, an old hand at the game.

"Fit be blowed.  It's a 'Un, yer fool--or was before he 'opped it.
He's dead."

"A 'Un!"  Samuel gazed stupidly at the speaker, and then peered at the
motionless figure.  "Wot's the sargint a-doin' of."

A low question came from the officer.  "Have you killed him, Melstead?"

"I have that, sir; but I can't get my perishing bayonet out.  Put your
foot on his chest, Charlie, and heave.  Again, so, heave."  The
sergeant sat down suddenly as the bayonet came out, and immediately
crawled to the subaltern.  "There'll be another with him, sir, for a
cert."  The two peered over the bank towards the German lines, while
drawn by an irresistible impulse Samuel crept towards the dead man.  He
peered into the distorted face, he looked at the still twitching body,
and an uncontrollable fit of shuddering took him and gripped him.  His
knees knocked together; his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth; and
only one coherent thought hammered at his brain.

"Lemme get away; it's awful.  Gawd! it's awful.  Lemme go."  He was
whispering and muttering to himself, and Heaven knows what might have
happened, because there are moments when a man is not responsible for
his actions, when a large body hit him on the head, and he found
himself at the bottom of a mass of struggling, kicking men.

As a matter of fact it was merely the expected arrival of number two of
the German patrol, and he could not have selected a better place to
come to as far as Samuel was concerned.  There is no better banisher of
knocking knees than a heavy kick in the ribs from a German boot, and in
an instant our friend was fighting like a tiger cat.

"Quietly, quietly, for the love of Heaven."  The officer's insistent
voice reached him, and he felt for the German's mouth with his hands.
He was lying on his back, and the Hun was on top of him; but beyond
that, the only other clear remembrance of the episode he has is of a
fine and complete set of teeth nearly meeting in his hand.  That was
enough; one new terrier at any rate was blooded.  He don't quite know
how he killed him; in fact, it is quite on the cards that it wasn't he
who killed him at all.  The fact remains that the German died; and
whether it was the sergeant, or whether it was the subaltern, or
whether it was Samuel, is immaterial.  All that matters is that as far
as motive and endeavour went Samuel Pipston killed his first rat, and
gloried in the operation.  Such is the effect of mistaking the thumb of
even our nearest and dearest for a ration biscuit. . . .

Thus ended the little episode of the German patrol.  For months
previously those two men, or others like them, had wandered over No
Man's Land, and returned in due course to their sausage and their beer,
with nothing of interest to report.  Then, as the invariable rule of
war, there came the hundredth time when the unexpected happened.
Shells, bombs, bullets--they take the others and pass you by.  But
sooner or later, it will be "nah-poo."  You can only pray Heaven it's a
Blighty.  With the German patrol, it was not.

A whispered word came down the waiting line.  "Get ready."  All along
the bank men tightened their belts and took a last look at their bombs
and rifles.  Two parties--each under a subaltern--were going to enter
the German lines, while, as a reserve, the Company Commander, with a
machine gun and some rifle grenadiers, _and_ Reginald Simpkins were
remaining at the bank.  The two parties were going to enter at
different points and move towards one another, the leading men of each
ceaselessly calling out, "'Ow's yer father?"  Then when the mystic
answer came, "Merry and bright," they would know they were meeting one
another and be careful with their bombs.  _En passant_, it is not too
easy to recognise who's who at night in a strange trench when every one
is somewhat excited.

"Are you all ready, 'A' party?  Then come on."  Worming over the bank
Samuel followed his subaltern into the darkness, and the raid had
begun.  Without a sound they approached the wire through which they had
to cut, crawling as they had practised.  Timed to a nicety they reached
it and lay still, just as a couple of flashes from the rear proclaimed
the gunners were beginning.  Five--six--seven seconds, and with a
shrill scream two shells whistled over their heads and burst fifty
yards in front of them.

"Come on."  The whisper was hardly audible, and quite unnecessary: they
had all been too well drilled.  Snip--snip; the wire strands parted as
they forced their way through to the silent lines, while the shells
still moaned over their heads; and the German sentries, who had heard
shells before and liked them no more than any one else, kept their
heads down till the English swine should have concluded their nightly
hate.  Three minutes later the party dropped into a deserted bit of
trench and the fun commenced. . . .

Samuel was a bomber, and he carried twenty of these pleasant little
instruments as his stock in trade.  With every nerve tingling with
excitement he followed the officer in front of him, who with a couple
of bayonet men headed the party.  The first man they met was the
sentry, who was crouching on the fire-step to avoid the shelling, and
from that moment on--well, things hummed.

The subaltern--an excitable youth--smiled genially at the dazed
Bavarian, who was regarding the sudden invasion of his privacy as if it
was a bad dream; and having shot him in the stomach, passed breezily on
round the traverse, followed by his surging mob.

"Picket the other entrance," he roared to those behind, as he stepped
by the first shaft of a dug out, up which a man was rushing.  "Come on,
my pet, come on--roll, bowl, or pitch, it's a cocoa-nut to a berlud
orange. . . ."  The man fell back with a bullet through his brain, and
slid head down to the bottom of the shaft.  "Bomb 'em, boys; bomb 'em."

With a roar the bombs went off in the confined space below the ground;
the lights went out, and a confused medley of shouts and groans
followed them up the trench as they sought pastures new.  Control was
impossible: it was every man for himself, and to hell with everything
he could see.  Each man fought his own little battle, in his own little
way, against one or two or three of the bewildered men who appeared
suddenly from odd places.  And though they were bewildered, they
fought--those Huns: fought like good 'uns.  In one corner a great burly
miner grappled with a Bavarian N.C.O. who had suddenly dropped over the
back of the trench armed only with a pick--straight from a working
party.  Farther on, the subaltern and a bayonet man carried on the good
work with howls of joy, while a small party of bombers, having found a
large sump pit covered by boards in a communication trench, removed the
boards just in time to catch a relief party of six who came rushing up
the trench.  With a resounding splash they went through the ice several
feet below the top of the hole, and were immediately joined by two

As the corporal in charge of that party put it afterwards: "It was a
good idea that sump 'ole; because them that wern't killed by the bombs
was drowned, and the only one wot was neither, I 'it over the 'ead with
me gun; and 'ere he is.  Ain't 'e a little dear?"  The little dear with
a cracked jaw, and a face reminiscent of Hindenburg on the morning
after, looked the part. . . .

But I have neglected Samuel Pipston.  As I mentioned, he was a bomber,
and he was also excited.  In the general confusion and darkness he got
parted from the rest of the gallant band, and found himself in a bit of
trench alone save for a large and morose sapper who was tenderly
nursing a mobile charge of several pounds of ammonal.  Away in front
the noise and shouting and the crack of bursting bombs was getting
fainter, and Samuel was undecided.  He had explored a little
_cul-de-sac_ on his own, and had drawn blank; and at the moment he was
in the unfortunate predicament of thirsting for blood and being unable
to get any.  In front the trench was being cleared up; behind it had
been cleared up; wherefore Samuel stood undecided, and cursed fluently.

"Shut yer mouth"--the morose sapper gripped his arm--"an' listen.  I
heard some of the swine, I reckons."

Silently the two men stood in the trench, and suddenly from close at
hand there came the noise of a man climbing a dug-out shaft.  It was
exactly as a faint cry of "'Ow's yer father?" came from a long way off
that a curtain just beside them moved, and a man, crouching slightly,
came out of a screened dug-out shaft into the trench.  It must be
remembered that neither of our warriors had a rifle, and that bombs and
ammonal charges are not weapons with which to tackle a man you can
touch.  They are apt to be impartial to friend and foe alike. . . .
Resource was necessary, and it is at moments such as these that the
national instinct for games is so invaluable.  There was a
psychological moment as the crouching man came up into the trench with
his rifle and bayonet, when his chin was in the perfect position:
moreover, the sapper was a full back of merit.  He kicked hard and
true, and if any one doubts the effect of a service boot on the point
of the jaw, no doubt he can experiment with the matter--at a small
cost.  The Bavarian fell forward as if he had been pole-axed, and
having relieved him of his rifle the sapper held forth.

"There's a ruddy dug-out full of 'em, mate, wot was missed."  They
peered down the opening, where a faint light showed.  "They think we've
gone on, and they're coming up to see.  Look, there's one."

The shadow of a man showed grotesquely in the flickering light, and
Samuel quivered with excitement.

"I'm a-going down the plurry steps," he affirmed, "an' I'll bomb 'em
from the bottom."

The next instant he was down the shaft and peering cautiously round the
corner; and having peered he let out one wild whoop and gently lobbed
his first bomb into the far corner.  It was a bomber's paradise.

All round the walls in bunks were Bavarians--stout ones, thin ones,
drunk ones, sober ones--and the bunks were arranged in tiers one above
the other.  Two men were up, getting on their equipment, and evidently
preparing to sally forth after the gentleman upstairs; but after the
first bomb burst the fog of war descended on that Hun hostel.  Samuel
had just time to see the fearful mess up in the far corner before the
light went out, and then things moved.  Shots came whizzing past his
head into the woodwork of the shaft, but Samuel didn't care a damn for
shots; had he not been bitten in the hand less than an hour previously?
Methodically he pulled out pins, and impartially he distributed his
favours in every direction, what time he softly sang a song that had
long been one of his favourites, and which dealt with the singer's
overmastering predilection for "fish and chips."

Suddenly he found the sapper behind him.  "Stand by to 'op it like a
ruddy 'are," remarked that worthy tersely.  "I'm a going to give 'em my
little present from Brighton, and it won't be 'ealthy when it goes off."

There was a sudden sizzle as he lit the fuze, and he saw a stream of
smoky light fly through the darkness and fall on to the ground in the
centre of the dug-out.  Then Samuel 'opped it, the sapper just behind
him, up the shaft and into the trench.  The sapper rushed him round a
bend, and then crouched down.

"Twenty seconds," he gasped, "an' me out of training.  Lumme! wot a

The next instant the ground quivered as if an earthquake had occurred;
a thunderous roar shook the air, while the blast of the explosion
nearly knocked them down.

"Nothin' wrong with that there ammonal," remarked the Sapper
professionally.  "'Andy stuff it is too.  Let's go and see what's

But that they will never know.  From the dug-out shaft a volume of
smoke and dust was belching out, while from inside there came a medley
of noises and grunts indicative of annoyance and pain.

"Sounds like one of them there gramophone records, don't it?" murmured
Samuel.  "A summer morning, or the departure of a troop ship.  Ain't it
lovely?  'Ullo, wot's that?"

Clear above the din and the moaning, and the spasmodic fighting which
they could still hear going on up the trench, there sounded the
officers' dinner call.  Twice it blared forth from the British lines,
and every man knew what it meant: "Come back, at once."  The raid was
over. . . .

And so by ones and two and threes D Company returned to the fold, where
hot tea and a noggin of rum awaited them, giving their names to
Reginald on the way.  To the casual observer it might have seemed that
D Company were drunk--one and all.  They were--but not with wine.  They
were drunk with excitement, and with the knowledge just acquired that
they could beat the Germans, man-to-man.  They were blooded.

The lies they told--those cheery lads!  Not a man had done in less than
forty Boches, which rose to eighty when they wrote their girls.  What
matter?  D Company of the Stick'em and be damned was made for life.
The men walked three inches higher; the men, as men, had come into
their own.  Every new draft that came heard the story; every new draft
realised it had got something to live up to.  No longer sand bags and
smells their horizon, but the memory of one glorious half-hour.

And when he thought over it afterwards, there was only one small thing
that struck Samuel Pipston as peculiar.  He was just retailing to
Reginald Simpkins--with some wealth of detail--his experiences in the
German dug-out, when he became aware of the Honourable James beside
him, who listened for a while until he had finished.

"So you had a good time did you, Pipston?" he remarked.  "Splendid!"
Then he turned to Simpkins.  "The Company Commander tells me you were a
great help to him, checking the men as they came back.  Well done."

It struck Samuel that he might have had a "Well done."

But then, he didn't know the Honourable Jimmy's methods; nor did he
know that while he and those with him had merely learned the first and
easiest lesson that night, Reginald Simpkins had learned the second.



And so, with two of the lessons learned, we come to the third and
greatest.  The first was basely material, and was taught by Shorty
Bill; the second was a little nearer the heart of things, and was
taught by the Honourable James; the third is the heart of things, and
can be taught by no one.  The rules--vague rules--may be given by men
who have learned it to those who have not; but its true meaning, its
real significance, can only be reached by the pupil for himself.  And
there are many who fall by the way. . . .

It arises out of the second: it must be preceded by subordination of
self.  For until a man can subordinate himself, he cannot take on his
shoulders the cares of others; he cannot put those others first, And
until he can put others before him, he cannot be put in a position of
responsibility: he is not fitted to fill it.  And it is the principle
of responsibility on which the British Army is built up: another thing
about which I am very doubtful as to the knowledge of those whose paths
have not led them near things military. . . .

I have touched on things material; let me hold forth awhile on things

What think you, my masters, is the driving force of a regiment in the
field?  The answer is in one word--Leadership.  Quite so, you say; the
remark seems to have been made before.  It has, which makes it all the
stranger that it is so little understood.

What does the word mean to you?  Prancing in front of the men with a
drawn sword, shouting, "For King and Country"?  They'd laugh at you,
and follow a--leader: one of their own.  Ruling by fear, ruthlessly
without thought of human weakness, without tinge of mercy?  They'd hate
you, and you would have to drive them like the Prussians do.  Ruling by
pusillanimous kindness, by currying favour, by seeking to be a
popularity Jack?  They'd despise you--and rightly.

The quality of leadership is none of these things: it is something much
more simple, much more homely, if I may use the word.  To lead men a
man must first of all understand men, understand human nature; he must
know his job, and know it better than his men; he must possess
intensity of purpose.

Human nature!  What the men like and what they dislike; the little
fetishes they put up, the little gods; the few words of praise when
they have done well, of disappointment when they have not;
consideration for them, giving them beer and concerts; being with them
in the trenches when the weather is bad, and not in a dug-out.  Little
points perhaps, but it's the little points that are so important.

Human sympathy--the appealing to the spark of better things that lies
in the worst; the inculcation of an ideal to live up to--the ideal of
the regiment.  All the hundred and one things that go to make up a
man's life and not an automaton's; all the things that make for the
affection and love of those under you.  It is a very great thing for an
officer to be loved by his men. . . .

Knowledge!  The capability of doing yourself anything you call on those
under you to do; of showing them when they are right and when they are
wrong; of making them trust your ability.  It is a very great thing for
an officer to be trusted by his men.

Intensity of purpose!  The driving force that gives enthusiasm, that
causes the hand on the plough to remain there until the job is done;
the quality that abhors vacillation, that prevents a man taking a thing
up one moment with red-hot eagerness and dropping it the next because
he's tired of it.  The men despise vacillation and chopping and
changing.  Being "messed about," they call it; only the word is not
messed.  And it is a terrible thing for an officer to be despised by
his men. . . .

From good leadership there springs good discipline, that other word so
little understood by those who have not met it in the flesh.  Not,
believe me, the rigorous punishment for breaking certain arbitrary
rules, enforced by an autocrat on men placed temporarily under him by a
whim of fate; far from it.  Discipline is merely the doctrine which
teaches of the subordination of self for the whole; it teaches the
doctrine of playing the game; it teaches the all-important fact that
the fear of being found out and punished should _not be_ the chief
force in a man's life, but rather that the realisation of his
responsibility should be the guiding factor.

Such is the ideal aimed at in a good regiment.  That there are some who
miss that aim none but a fool would deny; the same may be said of most
professions, even, I suppose, of bishops.  That there are some officers
who go the wrong way to work, who nag and bully and generally turn
themselves into something even worse than nature intended is an
undoubted fact.  That there are some men who are wasters; who were born
wasters and will die as such is also quite true.  But I maintain that
the training, the ideals, the traditions, the morale of the good
British regiment does produce, and has produced, a growth of character
and a condition of mind in the men who belong to it which was largely
conspicuous by its absence in civil life.

Why, I do not profess to say.  Why the great thinkers and the
vaporising burblers between them should not have hit on some method of
training character which would have produced equally good results to
those produced by what they are still pleased to call "militarism," I
do not know.  All that I do know is that they did not.  Let us leave it
at that.

I have digressed; our Reginald is calling.  For weeks his battalion was
destined to remain in peace trenches, to live that dreary life of
monotony which tests the capabilities of the leader as no big push can
do.  The excitement is absent, there is plenty of time--too much
time--for thought.  And boredom is of all things one of the hardest to
combat.  It calls for leadership of the highest type.  There is many a
man capable of supreme devotion in a crisis who is incapable of the
steady, unseen strain, day in, day out, of keeping up his men's
spirits--in fact, of appreciating human nature in one of its many

The men feel that dull routine on which the lime-light does not shine,
and only the leader can help them.  It claims its victims, just as do
the big offensive, that trench life, when the flares lob up ceaselessly
and the bursts of machine-gun fire come swishing over the ground.  Here
men are wiring; there is a party digging a new bit of trench; and out
beyond--in No Man's Land--an officer and three scouts are creeping
about examining the enemy's wire.  So it goes on throughout the night,
until as the first streaks of dawn show faintly in the east it ceases.
The men come in, back to the dreary mud holes; and next night there is
the same damned thing to be done all over again somewhere else. . . .

Only, Ginger won't be there any more; he has put up his last bit of
wire.  He started on the last journey unnoticed save by the man
standing next him; and--Gawd above!--what's the use?  They'd been
together for two years, share and share alike; and now the end.
Putting up a bit of rusty wire round a sap. . . .

"Easy, boy, easy.  'Ere, cut them ruddy braces away.  'Orl rite, old
son, you've copped a Blighty.  Thro' yer stummik--Gor luv yer--no.  Get
that dressing on, Bill; turn over, mate--we'll give yer a drink in a
minute; but one thing at a time, old pal, that's my motto.  Always
merry and bright, as the perisher said in the play."  Back in the
trench, pulled in from the wire where the work goes on, an officer's
electric torch shines on the stretcher bearers working with clumsy
gentleness on the quivering body.  "Now, then, mate, we can't get the
blinking stretcher along this 'ere trench, so we'll 'ave to carry you."

"Copped it?" asks an N.C.O. in a whisper.

"Gawd! a fair crumpler," mutters the other.  "Come on, Ginger, let's
get off on the first stage for Blighty.  On me back, we does it--on me
back.  'Ere, boy--lumme! turn 'im over, Bill."  The torch shines down
on the face upturned to the stars; the stretcher bearers bend down and
suddenly straighten up again.  For Ginger is even now passing along the
last great road: he has copped it.  The group disperse; the officer
goes back to his job; the stretcher bearers do their work; and soon
nothing remains save the stain on the dirty sandbags.  Just another
letter to a woman at home; just war.

Only to his pal, it's Ginger: Ginger whom he'd joined up with;
Ginger--killed putting up a bit of rusty wire.  Not doing anything
brilliant, not in a charge or going over the top, but putting up a bit
of ruddy wire.  What is the use of it all, what? . . .

Come on, my leader; come on, you platoon commander; the soul of
Ginger's pal is in the melting-pot, though he doesn't know it, and
would curse in your face if you told him so.  A quiet hand on the back,
a laugh perhaps, just a word to show him that you feel with him.  His
outlook on life is not as big as yours; help him--for Heaven's sake,
help him.  Thus is it done if the leader of the regiment is a man of
understanding; for each of his assistants, right down the long chain to
the junior lance-corporal, have been imbued with their responsibility
to those under them.  They are there to help them, to lighten their
burdens, to sink self for the men they lead.  The strong must help the
weak--that is the principle; and every one must pull his weight for the
good of the team.

But I have got off the rails again; I apologise.

During those weeks of boredom, Reginald, though he knew it not, was
being watched, still watched, by the Honourable James.  And it seemed
to that judge of character that the soil was good.

"The Adjutant asked me if I'd like to take the stripe this morning,
Shorty."  Reginald and his pal were watching an inter-company football
match on the ground by the Lens main road, near the little village of
Noyelles-les-Vermelles.  It is on the borders of the coal country--that
village, and all around it rise the great pyramidical slag heaps of the

"Did 'e now?"  Shorty contemplated with interest a shell bursting on
the derelict fosse in the next village of Annequin, and turned
thoughtfully to the speaker.  "An' what did you say to him?"

"I said I didn't want to.  Why the devil should I?  I don't want a
stripe, Bill--I'm happier as I am.  It means a lot of extra work an'
trouble, an'----"

"Did you tell him that, son?"  Shorty Bill hooked himself over on his
arm and proceeded to fill his pipe.

"Yes, I told him that: and he----"

He did not finish his sentence for a moment or two; he seemed to be
turning something over in his mind.  Then he burst out: "He talked a
lot of rot about responsibility."

"Cut it out.  It's you that is coughing up the rot.  Listen here a
moment, an' I'll tell you what the Honourable James said.  Got a
match?"  He took the proffered box and carefully lit up.  "He
first-ways told you that he'd had his eye on you for some time, an' he
was pleased with 'ow you was doing.  That may have been a lie or it may
not, but the Honourable Jimmy knows more'n one cottons to.  Then he
told you what a gran' thing it was to be in this regiment, and that to
be in a position of responsibility was grander still.  Then he told you
that no man worthy of the name of a man ought to be afraid of
shouldering responsibility.  An' lastly he said: 'Will you take the

Reggie was staring at the speaker amazed.  "Lumme! you might have been
there, Shorty.  How did you know?"

"Because he offered the same thing to me six months ago," returned the
other shortly.  "Now see here, boy: that there aristocratic Johnny is
the goods.  It don't matter a damn to me if a man's a duke or a
coal-heaver as long as he's the goods, and the Honourable Jimmy is.
So's the ole man.  An' what he says--goes.  He's right d'you see, son;
he's right."  Shorty brought his fist down into his open palm.  "I've
been watching you lately, an' you're worth teaching--you've shown that.
But now you've begun to feel your legs, you're inclined to think you're
a bit bigger cheese-mite than you really are.  You want a bit o'
sobering up; an' there's nothing like taking on responsibility to sober
up a man.  As soon as you start looking after other fellows, you begin
to realise you ain't the Lord High Emperor of the whole outfit."

"But I don't want to look after other fellows, Shorty."  Our friend's
tone was dubious.  "Why, good Lord!  I'd be bossing it over you if I
took the stripe."

An enigmatic smile wreathed gently over Shorty's face.  "Don't you
worry about that; I'll chance it."  Then he turned suddenly on the man
lying beside him.  "You've got to take it--this bally little stripe in
this funny old army.  Otherwise you're a quitter--see? a quitter.
You'd not be pullin' your weight.  Do you get me?"

"Right ho!  Bill; I'll tell him I will."  Reginald Simpkins stared
silently at the football match for a while, and then a sudden thought
struck him.  "Say, why didn't _you_ take it, Shorty?"

"Never you mind; there are things as you can't get a hold of as yet.  I
pull more weight where I am, my son, than I would if I was the ruddy
sergeant-major himself."

With which sage utterance our friend had to rest content.  But while we
are on the question, it is passing strange that, in a community such as
a regiment, the power of the old soldier should be as great as it is.
There was but little exaggeration in Shorty's last remark.  In his
present position he exercised a far greater influence on the men around
him than if he had been a sergeant.  It was his individuality--an
individuality which made him an oracle whom all approached with their
little grievances and their little troubles.  Had he been a senior
N.C.O. there would have been the bar of rank; and though his influence
would have been very great, now it was even greater.  But with our
friend the case was different.  He had no such individuality developed
as yet which marked him out at once as a man among men; and before he
could become an oracle to whom others would turn in their troubles, he
must first be given a helping hand--shown a short cut, so to speak--to
the character on which men lean instinctively.

And there is only one way to produce that character--only one.  It may
succeed and it may fail; the shrewdest judges of human character make
mistakes, the best leaders err sometimes.  But--give him
responsibility, and help him to understand that responsibility, with
the help that only a good leader can give.  Help him to grasp that
phrase--_My_ men; help him to realise that their worries are his
worries, their amusements his amusements; help him to understand the
value of cheerfulness when everything is damnable--utterly damnable.
Then watch him.  He may fail; well, you've made a mistake; but he may
succeed, and then you've made a man.  Which is always a thing worth
doing. . . .



And so it came about that three months later Reginald
Simpkins--lance-corporal--and Shorty Bill--private--were seated on the
fire-step of a trench side by side.  With one continuous droning roar
the shells passed over their heads and crumped into the German lines
opposite.  The days of peace for the battalion were over; in a quarter
of an hour they were going over the top.  Thousands like them sat on
similar fire-steps and realised that same fact, for it was no little
show this time: it was one where divisions and corps were involved.
But to the pawns in the game, the horizon is limited: it is just their
own destination, their own life, their own fate that looms up big and
blots out the rest.  It's not the other hundred thousand who matter at
the moment--it's the pawn himself who wonders, and laughs, and sings,
and prays. . . .

Shorty, smoking his pipe imperturbably, was feeling the edge of his own
particular weapon, with critical finger, and every now and then
stealing a look at the boy beside him.  Apparently satisfied at last
with its sharpness he laid it down on the step and turned to our friend.

"You done well, son," he remarked at length, thoughtfully removing his
pipe.  "I'm pleased with you.  I was afraid at one time--just after you
took the stripe--when some of 'em was ragging you, as you would turn
out a quitter.  But you got guts.  You're twice the man you was when
you took it; and as for what you was when you joined us, you wasn't
nothing at all save a walking disease."

"I'm glad you think I've made good, Shorty." Reginald was swallowing a
little hard.  "I--er--I--Good God!  Shorty, I'm just sick with
funk--that's straight."  It was out at last, and Shorty Bill smiled
gently and nodded his head.

"Son," he remarked, "it's one good sign that you ain't afraid o' saying
so.  Now personally I'm not--though it ain't no credit to me.  It's how
we're made, I reckon.  When my time comes, it comes, and there's no
blamed use worrying."

"I know all that, but--somehow--it ain't much comfort that idea, when
it comes to the point.  I tell you, Shorty, I don't want to be killed;
I----"  His voice died away, and he looked shamefacedly at the sandbags
in front of him.

"No more don't I, son; no more don't I.  An' no more don't your
men--your six boys you are responsible for.  They're your men, that
little bunch: they're looking to you, they're relying on you."  He put
his hand on the other's knee.  "Are you a'-goin' to let 'em down, that

Once again the great doctrine--the third great lesson--the doctrine
that laughs at life and death, the doctrine of thinking for others--of

"It's better, I reckon, to die a man than live a worm.  So long, son;
time's up."

The last words were shouted, and even then they could not be heard.
Five minutes previously it would have seemed impossible that there
could have been more noise; then suddenly it seemed to double and
treble in intensity.  The ground shook; and over the German trenches
there hung a choking cloud of fumes which drifted slowly across the
front with the wind.  As if by clockwork, the men got out of their
trenches and walked slowly over No Man's Land behind the creeping
barrage towards the reeking caldron.  A great long line of
men--thousands and thousands of men; but do not think of them as the
men of "some of our county regiments who did well, whom we are now
allowed to mention"; as some "kilted battalions and Canadians who
greatly distinguished themselves"; do not think of them in the mass,
rather think of the individual.

The farm-hand, until two years ago just a clod-hopping countryman, was
there; and the local lawyer's articled clerk.  The gillie from a Scotch
stream, and the bar-tender from a Yukon saloon walked side by side; and
close to them a High Church curate in a captain's uniform grinned
pleasantly and strolled on.  The sheep-rancher, the poacher, the fifth
son of an impecunious earl, and the man from the chorus were all
there--leaving their respective lives behind them, the things which
they had done, good and bad, the successes and the failures.  For the
moment nothing mattered save that seething volcano in front: it might
be the end--it might not.

And some were quiet, and some were green; some were shouting, and some
were red; some laughed, and some cursed.  But whatever they did,
however they took it, the leaders of whom I have spoken, each in his
own sphere, big or little as the case might be, kept 'em, held 'em,
looked after 'em, cheered 'em.  Though their own stomachs were turning,
though their own throats were dry, they had a job to do: a
responsibility rested on their shoulders.  And until death relieved
them of that responsibility they could not lay it down.  They were the
leaders; to them much had been given; of them much was expected. . . .

But in this great advance, which has already been ably portrayed by the
powers of the journalistic world, we are only concerned with the
fortunes of two individuals.  To them those flowery phrases, those
magnificent "dashes carried out in faultless style," those wonderful
"lines which went into the jaws of hell as if on parade," would have
conveyed a peculiarly inept description of their feelings.  Not that
the descriptions in many cases are not wonderfully good!  They are--but
they represent the point of view of the spectator in a pageant; not the
point of view of one of the actors.  To him they are meaningless: he
only knows the intense vital part he plays himself.  The shell that
burst next door to him and killed his sergeant is only one of similar
thousands to the looker-on behind. . . .

And so, in a dazed world of his own, Reginald Simpkins, Lance-Corporal
and sometime pride of Mogg's, walked over No Man's Land.  Every now and
then he looked mechanically to his left and right, and grinned.  At
least he made a contortion with his facial muscles, which experience
told him used to produce a grin.  He did it to encourage the six.
Whether he succeeded or not is immaterial: the intention was good, even
if the peculiar tightness of his skin spoiled the result.  Occasionally
he spoke.  No one could have heard what he said, but once again the
intention was good.

"Steady, boys--come on."  He said it four or five times and punctuated
it with grins.  Then he tripped over a body and cursed.

He wondered if he was doing all right; he wondered if Shorty was
pleased with him.  The funk seemed to have gone: in its place had come
a kind of dazed doggedness, while a fury of impatience to justify
himself and his powers of leadership shook him at times.  Surely to God
they could go faster than this cursed crawl.  Why was the barrage
lifting so slowly?  It seemed interminable that walk over the torn-up
earth; and yet the German trenches were still some way off.

He grinned again, and turned round just in time to see the garage
assistant next to him fall forward into a shell hole, and lie with his
head stuck in the slimy ooze at the bottom.  He frowned, and then
almost uncomprehendingly he saw the back of the fallen man's head.  Of
course--he was shot, that's what it was: his six were reduced to five.

"Steady, boys--come on."  As he spoke he felt something catch his coat,
and he looked down irritably on feeling the material tear.  It was a
strand of barbed wire that stuck up from the ground, with its free end
loose.  They had come to the wire. . . .

In all directions--twisted and torn, with ends that stuck up, and stray
strands uncut--was wire: thick and rusty it coiled in and out between
the screw pickets--cut to pieces, but still there.  Men picked their
way over it gingerly, stepping with care and walking round the little
ridges that separated the shell holes.  Festoons of it lay in these
holes, and in one large crater a dead Hun lay sprawled on a mattress of
it.  To the spectator behind, it was one dead Hun--one of thousands.
To the man who happened to see him as he passed, it was an individual
whose chalky face had been ripped by one of the barbs as he fell.

And there is a difference. . . .

Then they came to the trenches--the front line, or what was left of it.
Just facing them a man with his hands above his head opened and shut
his mouth.  He appeared to be saying something, but no voice could be
heard above the din.  Reginald grinned again: the Hun who was trying to
imitate a fish struck him as a humorous spectacle; moreover, in a flash
of memory, he reminded him very much of Mr. Mogg's ample wife.  He
grinned again as he thought of Mogg's.

Once more they were advancing again over the other side of the trench:
the moppers-up would attend to the piscatorial gentleman.  Our friend
was better now--very much better; he felt more sure of himself; in
fact, absolutely sure of himself.  In addition he was beginning to get
excited.  And then a machine gun opened fire.

Hundreds of other machine guns opened fire too; but this one was
Reginald's machine gun--the one that concerned his limited horizon.
For a moment it did not strike him that way, though he saw the gun
quite clearly.  He looked round for help, and in looking round for
help, he found that his five and three others who were close to him
were looking to him for help.  And he realised his responsibility: he
had learned the lesson. . . .

It was a masterly little piece of work: an excellent piece of
subordinate leadership.  With his arm he directed those eight--he had
not been trained as a scout in vain--and with the loss of only two he
got them out of the direct zone of fire.  A few minutes later he, with
the six remaining, fell upon that gun's team from a flank.  In five
seconds it was over, and the little group passed on.

It was just after this that he saw Shorty.  At the moment that worthy
was lying in a shell hole drawing a bead on some target with the utmost
care.  Reggie saw the kick of the gun, but failed to see what he had
been firing at until the firer stood up and screamed in his ear.

"Machine gunner--nest of them over there.  Hanging up the ruddy

"We're doing well, Shorty."  He howled back the answer.

"I reckon so.  The swine are running all along the line; only one or
two of 'em holdin' us up.  Look out."  He pulled Reginald to one side,
and pointed behind him.

Majestically, squelching through the mud, came Tiny Tim, or the Tired
Tank.  It was pitching and rolling like a squat old tramp making heavy
weather beating up Channel.  They waved at it as it passed by, lurching
ominously but going straight for the machine-gun nest.  Once it almost
seemed to disappear as it waddled down an extra large hole with its two
stern wheels waving foolishly in the air; but a moment later it
squirmed solemnly up the far side, and rolled on to its chosen target.
The wire was uncut; but it trod on the wire, and the wire was not.

"Look at the perishers running," howled Shorty, as he watched some men
doubling back from the death-trap.  Their arms were waving foolishly:
one could imagine their faces grey-green with terror, their hoarse
shouts of fear, their desperate hurry to avoid the thing that was
coming.  "Lumme!  I must draw a bead on that bunch," muttered Shorty
eagerly.  "Now then, son, you can hit one of that lot."  He turned from
the scene in front, and the next instant he was down on his knees.
"What is it, boy, what is it?"

The man lying stiffly on the ground grinned yet once again, and shook
his head.  Thus does it come--suddenly, in a second.  To the spectator
behind--"our losses were not as great as had been anticipated."  To the
man--journey's end.

"I've got it this time, Shorty," he remarked, and he seemed to speak
with difficulty.  The roar of the guns was passing onwards, the din was
not quite so deafening.  "My bally old back seems all numb."

Just a stray bullet; just a broken back; just a finish.  With the eye
of knowledge Shorty looked at the grey tinge already spreading over the
boy's face, and the mystery of death struck him forcibly: something of
the strangeness of it all.  In five minutes--four--ten--what
matter?--the lips now capable of speech would close for ever: the man
whom he had known and lived alongside of for months would be gone for
good.  The desperate finality of it; the utter futility of the
onlooker. . . .

"Is the Tank clearing 'em out, Shorty?"  The dying man interrupted his
thoughts, and he looked up to see what was happening.

"It is that, son; it's doing fine.  The old thing is sittin' there like
a broody hen spittin' at 'em, and the swine are running like hell."

"God!  Shorty, could one hit 'em with a gun?"  The glazing eyes
brightened; the lolling head straightened with a jerk.

"Sure thing."  Shorty looked at him, and understood.  "Like to try,
boy; you'd get the cocoa-nut, I'll bet."

"That's it, Shorty; that's it.  Turn me over, an' prop me up.  I'd like
to. . . .  Lord! man, I can see 'em there, hundreds of 'em running to
beat the band.  Give me the gun, Bill, quick; I must just get one;
I. . . ."

With powerless hands he took the rifle for the last time, and looked
along the sights.  "God!" he whimpered, "I can't hold it steady--I
can't. . . .  Shorty, Shorty, I'm wobbling all over the target."

But Shorty did not come to him.  He was lying on the ground two or
three feet away, with his own rifle hugged to his shoulder.  "If there
be anything in religion," he muttered fiercely, "let me shoot straight
this time, God."

"That's all right," he shouted; "you've got him covered fine.  Fire,
son, fire--an' hit the perisher.  You ain't wobbling."

And so Reginald Simpkins, lance-corporal and man, fired his last shot.
Heaven knows where it went; all that matters is that a running
grey-green figure two hundred yards away suddenly threw his hands above
his head and pitched forward on his face.

"Great shooting, son, great shooting."  Shorty Bill was beside him,
turning him over once again on his back.  "You plugged him clean as a
whistle.  Good boy."

The grey had spread; the end was very near.  "I thought I
heard--another shot--close by."  The tired eyelids closed.  "I've made
good, Shorty, ain't I? . . .  Honourable Jimmy . . .  Regiment great
thing . . . responsibility . . . greater. . . ."  And so he died.



Shorty Bill thoughtfully ejected a spent cartridge case from his
magazine and pulled back the safety catch.  "I'm glad I hit him.  It'll
be something for the boy to take away with him.  I suppose he'll
remember it."  Shorty's brow wrinkled with the strain of this abstruse
theological problem.  Then he shrugged his shoulders and gave it up.
"So long, son; you made good--you did well.  But the old Tank has
cleared 'em out, an' I must be toddling on."  Then he remembered
something, and produced his own patent weapon.  It was only as he
actually started to cut another nick in the long row which adorned the
stock of his rifle that he paused: paused and looked up.

"Lumme!  I'd better wait a bit; it wouldn't never do for the boy to
know it was me what hit that Hun.  I'll just go on a little, I'll . . .
Good-bye, boy; I'm sorry--dam sorry."

With his strange, loping walk the poacher and jailbird walked off in
the wake of the Tank, which was now ploughing merrily forward again.
Fifty yards away he stopped, and cut another nick.  "Ninety-three," he
muttered; "not bad.  But it wouldn't never have done for the boy to
have known."  Undoubtedly theology was not his strong point.

Slowly, an inch or two at a time, Reginald Simpkins slithered down the
sloping side of the shell hole till he reached the bottom.  To the
batches of prisoners coming back--just a casualty; to the
reinforcements coming up--just a casualty.  To the boy himself--the
great price.

And so, in the shell-ploughed, gun-furrowed No Man's Land is the seed
of Britain sown.  And the harvest----?



them: but gather the wheat into my barn."

MATTHEW xiii. 30.


  "For shoulders curved with the counter stoop will be carried
        erect and square;
  And faces white from the office light will be bronzed by the
        open air;
        new-found joy in our eyes;
  Scornful men who have diced with death under the naked skies.

  "For some of us smirk in a chiffon shop, and some of us teach
        in a school;
        office stool;
  The merits of somebody's soap or jam some of us seek to explain;
        again."--R. W. SERVICE.

What of the harvest?  It is coming, perhaps sooner than we expect,
perhaps not for many weary months.  But the reaper is even now
sharpening his sickle in readiness, and--what of the crops?

Into No Man's Land have gone alike, the wheat of honest endeavour and
hardship well borne, and the tares of class hatred and selfishness.
Had ever reaper nobler task in front of him than the burning of those
tares and the gathering of that wheat into the nation's barn? . . .

In the Château at Boesinghe, where the moss is growing round the broken
doors and the rank weeds fill the garden, with the stagnant Yser hard
by; in Ypres, where the rooks nest in the crumbling Cloth Hall and a
man's footsteps ring loud and hollow on the silent square; in
Vermelles, where the chalky plains stretch bare towards the east, and
the bloody Hohenzollern redoubt, with the great squat slag heap beside
it, lies silent and ominous; in Guillemont and Guinchy, where the
sunken road was stiff with German dead and no two bricks remain on top
of one another; on Vimy Ridge, in Bullecourt and Croisilles, in all
these places, in all the hundred others, the seed has been sown.  What
of the harvest?

If I have made of war a hideous thing--unredeemed, repulsive--the
picture is not consciously exaggerated.  As far as in me lies I have
drawn the thing as I have seen it.

But after the lean years, the fat; after the hideous sowing, the
glorious aftermath.

The more one thinks of it, the more amazing does the paradox
become--the paradox of cause and effect.  To fit these civilians of
Britain for all the dirty details which go to make winning or losing,
to fit them for the business of killing in the most efficient manner,
the tuition must include the inculcation of ideals--more, the
assimilation of ideals--which are immeasurably superior to any they
learned in their civilian life.  At least so it seems to one who makes
their acquaintance when they first join up.  In their civilian life
self ruled; there, each individual pawn scrambled and snarled as he
pushed the next pawn to him under--or went under himself as the case
might be--in his frenzied endeavour to better himself, to win a little
brief authority!  The community was composed of a mass of struggling,
fighting units, each one all out for himself and only himself.

But from the tuition which the manhood of Britain is now undergoing,
there must surely be a very different result.  Self no longer rules;
self is sunk for the good of the cause--for the good of the community.
And the community, realising that fact, endeavours, by every means in
its power, to develop that self to the very maximum of which it is
capable, knowing that, in due course, it will reap the benefit.  No
longer do individual pawns struggle one against the other, but
each--developing his own particular gift to the maximum--places it at
the disposal of the community who helped him in his development.  And
that is the result of so-called militarism--_British_ militarism.

Surely what has been accomplished in the Army can be carried into other
matters in the fullness of time.  I am no prophet; I am no social
reformer to speak of ways and means.  All I can say with certainty is
that I have seen them come in by hundreds, by thousands--these men of
our country now fighting in every corner of the globe--resentful,
suspicious, intolerant of authority.  I have seen them in training; I
have seen the finished article.  And the result is good: the change for
the better wonderful.

It cannot be that one must presuppose such a hideous thing as this war
to be necessary, in order to attain such results.  I cannot believe it.
There must be some other method of teaching the lessons of playing for
the side and unselfishness.  The spurred culprits of Mr. Wells'
imagination have given a lead over the fence; surely all the rest of
the field is not going to jib.

And when the harvest does come in, when the sickle is finally put to
the crop, there will be such an opportunity for statesmanship as the
world has never before seen.

Winnowed by the fan of suffering and death, the wheat of the harvest
will shed its tares of discord and suspicion.  The duke and the
labourer will have stood side by side, and will have found one
another--men.  No longer self the only thing; no longer a ceaseless
growse against everybody and everything; no longer an instinctive
suspicion of the man one rung higher up the ladder.  But more
self-reliant and cheery; stronger in character and bigger in outlook;
with a newly acquired sense of self-control and understanding; in
short, grown a little nearer to its maximum development, the manhood of
the nation will be ripe for the moulder's hand.  It has tasted of
discipline; it has realised that only by discipline for the individual
can there be true freedom for the community; and that without that
discipline, chaos is inevitable.  Pray heavens there be a moulder--a
moulder worthy of the task.

vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?"

He will have grand clay--that moulder: clay such as has never been
known before.  Its God will be the God of Reality, its devil the Devil
of Pretence.  Just as it has ceased to look at Death through a haze of
drawn window-blinds and frock-coats redolent of moth-balls, so it will
cease with scorn to look at some of the clumsy sophistries of modern
life through the rose-tinted spectacles so kindly provided for the
purpose by men of great vocal, and correspondingly small mental, power.

Out of the evil, good will come: surely it must be so.  In the wisdom
of the Infinite Power, madness has been let loose on the world.  The
madness was not of our seeking.  It was hurled upon us by a race whose
standards are based on bombing or crucifying their prisoners, and
eating their own dead; on sinking unarmed liners and murdering an odd
woman or two to fill in time; and finally--though perhaps last on the
list of witticisms from a material point of view, almost first from
that of contempt--of crucifying an emaciated cat and stuffing a cigar
in its mouth.  A race without an instinct of sport, without an idea of
playing the game.  Gross and contemptible they bluster first, and then
they whine; and the rare exceptions only make the great drab mass seem
even more nauseating. . . .

But the crushing of that race will have been hard, the sacrifices
great.  And even so will the results of those sacrifices be great.  Of
social problems I am, as I have said, not qualified to speak; indeed of
any of the great problems of reconstruction it would be presumption on
my part to hold forth.

It is not for the soldier to see visions and dream dreams: there are
others more fitted, more suited to the task.  It is of the individual I
have written; it is to the individual I dedicate the result of my

I remember meeting a Padre one day several months ago.  He was
conjuring at a concert for an Infantry Battalion that evening--between
the forefinger and thumb of the right hand you now perceive a baby
giraffe sort of business--and I told him I thought it was very good of
him to take the immense amount of trouble he always did to amuse the

"Good!"  His face expressed genuine amazement.  "Good!  To these boys!
I tell you, when I think of what the ordinary private soldier is doing
for me--aye! and for all of us who are not in the Infantry--I just
stand quite still and take off my hat."

And so I have written of the individual.  Inadequately it is true, and
with a due sense of my short-comings in attempting the task, I have
written of the men I have met and lived with across the narrow sea.
Not of armies and army corps, not of divisions and brigades, but of the
units--the individual men--who form them.  For it is the man we know.
It is the man who has suffered and endured, the man who touches our
laughter and our tears.  He has given his all, unstintingly,
unsparingly; and now, perchance, he lies peaceful and at rest in the
land where the seed has been sown; perchance he will come back to the
country he has fought for when the final reckoning is over.  And
whichever it is--the quiet, solitary grave with the cross above it and
the wild flowers blooming freshly underneath the crumbling walls of a
town that was; or the taking up again of the work so long
neglected--the office or the ranch, the railway in Yukon or the rubber
in Malay--whichever it is, he has played the great game well.  To him
the great reward. . . .

And the women? the women who have suffered and endured with their
men--more than their men.  To some the great reunion, the blessed
feeling that it is over.  Never again will he go into the great
unknown; never again that clutching terror of the telegraph boy.  He
has come back, and there shall be no more parting.  The joy bells will
be ringing out: the war will be over--won.

Thus shall it be for some.

And for the others. . . .

It is not for me to comfort: there are things too deep for the written
word.  Only one thing I say, and I say it with a full sense of its
pitiful inadequacy.  When the joy bells do ring out, and in the ringing
seem to mock so hideously the empty chair, the voice for ever silent,
then in that bitter moment, remember one thing.  Somewhere or other, in
the Soldier's Valhalla, he is waiting for you--waiting with a trusty
band of friends, happy, contented, proud.  He was glad to pay that
final price; he knows now, where all is clear, that it was necessary.
He would have you know it too. . . .

_For except a grain of wheat fall into the ground and die. . . ._

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