The Phlege's Realm

Sometimes the universe needs an anti-hero...

Teh Phlege
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I'm an artist, a musician, a writer, a thinker, a joker, a fighter, a hippy, a goth, a nerd, a weirdo, a drinker, a toker, a fool, a genius, a grown up, an eternal child...I'm me, baby!!

Oh dear...

I'm kinda dark, with a penchant for tasteless jokes and a fascination with all things morbid, but I'm a nice girl...honestly. If I had to sum myself up in 2 words, I think 'warrior-poet' fits closest...or maybe 'wannabe superhero'...or 'closet vampire' *enormous grin* Either way it's better than 'fugly bint'.

Come on in, pull up a chair, and let's talk utter, utter bollocks.

Dear Doctor Who fans...Welcome!! Just one little rule before I serve the drinks and get out the poker table. Freedom of speech is wonderful, and I fully endorse it...but any McCoy bashing will get you banished to the black hole of 'you're an arsehole, get the fuck off my LJ', ya dig?

Oh yeah, and I'm not a fan of New Who, and REALLY not a fan of Rose Fucking Tyler. I don't mind if you are personally, just thought I'd let ya know in case you were thinking of friending me that I ain't gonna gush over Nine/Ten/Rose, nor do I find David Tennant particularly shagworthy. Okay. Glad we cleared that up.

I have a very liberal friending policy. If ya wanna add me to your flist, go right ahead. No need to ask my permission. I'll usually friend you in return...when I get round to it, and if you're not strictly aginst random friending. I'm a bit of a packrat, so you probably don't need to worry about random defriending.


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