View Full Version : Thought ya'll would get a kick out of this.

06-26-2008, 11:56 PM
For those of you who slept through World History 101 here is a condensed version. ;)


The two most important events in all of history were:
1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel.
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer,
and the beer to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.



beginning of the Liberal movement.


Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of the Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided.


Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.


Another interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals.


Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, firemen, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, golfers, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.



Here ends today's lesson in world history.


A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers.. :D

Mr. D
06-27-2008, 06:19 AM
An oldie, but a goodie! Cute! The sad thing is many have mistaken its humor for the truth!

Swamp Fox
06-29-2008, 03:49 PM

Homor always contains truth. If it didn't it wouldn't be funny.

06-29-2008, 07:58 PM

What??!! You mean it's not the truth?