

Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy goes and allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van.




The victim was parked at the time, cops say.


In a sidewalk interview, the woman who called 911 told police that she saw Henson pull down his shorts and expose his penis, which he then “placed...in the front grill of the van and began humping it as if he was having sex with the van.” Henson did this “for a while” before passing out in a neighboring yard, she added.

Cops tracked down the owner of the "violated" van, but he told them he had not witnessed what investigators termed “the sex act.”