Constipation
"I&#039;ve been feeling blocked up not getting everything out for two weeks, and for the last two days nothing but liquid is coming out, so I&#039;m assuming fecal impaction.  Since I was still passing gas, I figured it would be okay to try out a laxative instead of just popping stool softeners with water.  I took half of the bottle at 8:30am, then figured if it&#039;s worth doing it&#039;s worth doing right so I drank the other half at 9:00.  It&#039;s 5:00 in the afternoon, and still nothing.  I figure I&#039;ll take some more softeners tonight, and head out to the pharmacy for tomorrow&#039;s preparations.  If I can&#039;t get it out between another bottle, glycerine suppositories, an enema, some vaseline, and a pair of XL latex gloves, then I think I&#039;ll have to go to the doc."