Constipation
"So, unlike my hubby, who got the stereotypical &quot;runs&quot; in Mexico,  I got the opposite - 10 days of no poo in Puerto Vallarta. I tried EVERYTHING towards at the end of our 2nd week &quot;dream&quot; vacation. Anyway tried drinking too much alcohol,  took stool softeners, stimulant laxatives, suppositories... until one day we where downtown &amp; I have to say that I&#039;m in pretty darn good shape, but I looked like death and was covered in sweat. An old pharmacist saw me &amp; insisted we come into his Farmacia - my husband explained what was wrong, THEY BOTH LAUGHED, he came back with a bottle that looked like Target&#039;s brand &amp; I thought it was good - tasted like sour patch soda. In 1 hour I DESTROYED one of our resort&#039;s toilets. Thank you old pharmacist I love you!"