Birth Control
"I&#039;ve had the implant for nearly two years and while it has done its job and kept me free of pregnancy, I&#039;ve menstruated every couple DAYS from this thing.  I menstruate at least three times a month, full cycles not &quot;spotting.&quot;  My doctor told me it would even out after six months, but clearly that didn&#039;t happen.  The few times I had a week or so where I was free of blood, my next period was super heavy and lasted well over a week.  It totally killed my sex drive on top of making me bleed like a stuck pig.  I kept it this long out of laziness, and the idea of an IUD makes me queasy.  Tomorrow it&#039;s coming out, and the IUD is going in.  Queasiness aside, I&#039;m spending a goddamn fortune on tampons and pads."