Birth Control
"Well, the good thing is... I am not pregnant. Most of the side effects I was warned about were so uncommon, I was told not to worry. However, I think when that little green guy was implanted into my arm, it was also a one way ticket to the world&#039;s largest Emotionally Unstable Rollercoaster.

*spoilet alert: it&#039;s not fun to ride.

Before Nexplanon, I pretty much coasted the happy wave. Life is good and God is better. No dark clouds for miles, and my sunshine was so bright, it disintegrated anyone else&#039;s dark and twistyness. But I stuck artificial hormones in my arm, and now sunny days are far and few in between. ESPECIALLY when I am on my period (which is about as predictable as my mood).

In short... you probs won&#039;t get pregnant. And. Yeah..."