Erectile Dysfunction
"In the beginning of the relationship with my 40 year old boyfriend, we met nothing but trouble in the bedroom. We had sex about 3 times a month, and I was ALWAYS the one to have to initiate it (and there was never any guarantee that he was even going to get an erection or that it was going to last.) Then something changed. Suddenly he was the one starting the fire. Suddenly he would get ridiculously hard just from a little kissing. Suddenly we were having sex 4 or 5 times a week.  Then one day I was cleaning and found a cleverly concealed pill bottle...yep, it was Cialis. I am going to send them a Christmas card until I die. I have never been more satisfied in my entire life."