Weight Loss
"Holy crap, I just figured out why everyone  is losing so much weight taking Invokana!
You see, if we&#039;re all so sick with severe nausea, vomiting &amp; diarrhea, we&#039;re too damn weak from dehydration to even consider shoveling those pork chops in...yeah? Am I right? 
I lost 43 pounds in 9 weeks,  I&#039;ll take it AND the near-death side effects...

*Yeah, I know, taking massive doses of laxatives is probably cheaper, but there&#039;s no settlement on the horizon with those, so I say we all just suck it up! U know eventually the FDA will figure out the drug company lied like &#039;usual&#039; and covered up the deadly side effects. Eventually, we&#039;ll all be thin &amp; wealthy.

Woohoo! I&#039;m in!"