Luis and Fancy found themselves half naked and making out in the jail cell. Fancy was fine with it, but Luis was ashamed of himself. They dressed and went out front just in time to find Theresa and Jared coming to check on Luis. Theresa and Fancy had a heart-to-heart about getting involved with a rebound romance, while Luis let Jared know he's fine with him dating his sister, but if she's hurt, Luis will make him pay. When they left, Jared began rambling about how horrible the Cranes are because a limo is waiting (for Theresa)while double parked, and there are a lot of lights on the mansion on the hill. Theresa didn't let on that she, in fact, is "the" Crane now. Luis couldn't get Fancy to leave, so he tricked her into going outside, then locked the door and ignored her. Chad and Whitney were happy at home with Miles, and later made love, thankful again that they aren't really siblings. When Whitney left the room, Chad found a message from his mystery caller on his phone and erased it before she got back, then told her there were no messages. Hmmmmmm. Miguel and Kay made love again (and again), as did Fox and Siren. Endora was very upset at that, and tried to turn back time, but Tabitha blocked her spell. She tried again and it recocheted off a lid Tabby used as a shield, went through the walls, and zapped Kay just as she was turning off the lamp by the bed. She passed out, and when Miguel noticed and brought her out of it, she'd regained her memory and was really angry at him for taking advantage of her. She went to find Fox so he could take care of Miguel, and found him in bed with Siren. Now they have to figure out what's going on and what to do about it.
Theresa: Thank you for dinner. Um, the food was great and so was the company. Jared: Well, a bet's a bet, you know. I'm not one to go back on my word. Theresa: Totally, of course. Jared: But, you know, bet or no bet, I, uh, would have asked you out sooner or later, hopefully sooner than later. [SCENE_BREAK] Whitney: What a beautiful night. You know, I've missed the smell of the fresh salt air and the sound of the ocean. Chad: And I've missed having you here in Harmony where you belong, with me and Miles. Whitney: And I love that I can love you without having to feel guilty about it. Chad: Yeah, well, I've come to believe that true love is never taboo. It's too strong, too pure to bear any label. Whitney: That's what we have, true love. Theresa: It's nice to see two people in love. They're perfect for each other, don't you think? Jared: Yeah, nothing beats two people in love. [SCENE_BREAK] Miguel: I don't know what's come over me. I can't get enough of you. Kay: Ah, I'm yours, Miguel, tonight, tomorrow, and always. Tabitha: Kay took the potion from me and secretly gave it to Miguel, it puts Viagra to shame. Oh, I don't think we have to worry about a Miguel-Charity coupling causing chaos for the dark side. No, blondie will never be able to lure Miguel away from Kay now. Passion like that -- that is going to bond those two, Maria's parents, together like super glue. Tabitha: Oh, dear, Siren's making good her word to seduce Fox if Kay seduces Miguel. Fox: Ah, I love you, Siren, only you, always you from now on. Siren: Yes, Fox, you will only love me from now on. [SCENE_BREAK] Luis: Fancy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to -- to kiss you . Fancy: Don't apologize, Luis. It was my fault. I shouldn't have teased you like that. Luis: No, it's ok. I was teasing you, too. And, ah -- and then, you know, we got a little carried away. Fancy: Right. Luis: Sure. Well, sometimes stuff happens. Fancy: Like it did just now? Luis: Well, you know, it really all makes sense, doesn't it, because we're still a little off-kilter after what happened in Rome, right? Fancy: Right, yeah, wacky us. Luis: Yeah, not that it wasn't nice, but it'll never happen again. Fancy: No way. Luis: Yeah, it's getting late. I think you should go home. Fancy: Go home? Well, how can you release me, a hardened criminal, back into the community? Luis: We're talking traffic tickets here, ok, not drug trafficking. Fancy: Then why did you hold me all day if you can release me now? Luis: Why? Because. Fancy: Yes? Luis: It's not because I wanted to hang out with you all day, if that's what you're thinking. Fancy: Well, whatever the reason, nothing has changed. Not one Crane lawyer showed up to do whatever it is they do to make me a free woman again. So, if you're bending the rules for me, don't. I'd hate to see you get in trouble, especially when you're trying to get your rank of detective back. Luis: Well, I have the authority to release you, you know. Fancy: But you didn't before. Didn't you like the way I looked in my bra and panties? Luis: No, I did -- I mean, look, what I'm saying is that, you are not to leave Harmony. Fancy: Hmm, well, I can't promise that, Luis. I'm a busy executive. I could go home to find I have to go out of the country. I might have a lunch meeting with, um, Ralph or Tommy or P-Diddy in New York tomorrow. Luis: Well, postpone it. Fancy: Well, that would be like you telling the head of Homeland Security you're too busy studying for your detective exam to see him. Luis: You're really not helping here. Fancy: Would you rather I lie so you can charge me with that, too? Luis: See, here I am trying to help you and you're giving me grief. Fancy: You are just trying to get rid of me so you can harass the other female prisoners now that you've taken advantage of me? Luis: Taken advantage of you? Taken advantage of you. Ok, because last time I remember, this whole "Q and A" thing was your idea. Fancy: I didn't think you'd take it seriously. Luis: Well, then why did you? Fancy: Why did you? Luis: You know what? This is over, ok? It's time for you to go. We can deal with your lawyers tomorrow. Fancy: But what if I have to fly to Hong Kong or Paris? Luis: You can't promise me that you'll stay in the United States until tomorrow? Fancy: Well, I wouldn't want to be cited for lying to a police officer. Luis: Huh. What's the real reason that you don't want to leave? Fancy: Well, why are you trying to get rid of me? [SCENE_BREAK] Chad: I want to take you home and make love to you all night long. Whitney: Well, great minds think alike. Guys, um, we're going to go home. We'll talk to you later, ok? Chad: It was good seeing you again, man. Jared: Yep. You, too, man. Chad: I get the feeling we're going to see a lot more of each other, man. Theresa: Bye. Thanks for dinner, guys. Jared: So, can I walk you home? Theresa: Um, I'm actually going to go visit my brother. Recently his son was killed, so... he also lost the love of his life to another man. Jared: Two things at once. Sounds pretty tough. Theresa: So I need to go, you know, just check on him, make sure he's ok. Jared: Of course. Well, but you are a little late out here by yourself. Why don't you let me walk you over there, make sure you get there in one piece. Theresa: Thank you. Jared: Shall we? Theresa: We shall. [SCENE_BREAK] Kay: Woo! Miguel: Oh, my God. That was incredible. Kay: I'll say. Wow, you were amazing, especially when you did that special thing. Miguel: Oh, it was a first for me, too. Kay's voice: I hope Tabitha has more of that lust potion. Miguel was great the night we conceived Maria, but Casanova himself cannot do what he just did. Miguel: I can't believe how different that was, Kay. I don't know what came over me. It was like -- like I was under some spell or something. Kay: Well, Miguel, we're engaged to be married. You know, the more we think about the wedding, the more excited we get and the more that excitement amps our love and -- brrrr! It's an ecstasy overload. Just think about what the wedding night's going to be like. {Fox: Kay might have selective amnesia, but I don't. You keep your hands off of her or I'll make you wish you never came back to Harmony. } Kay: I can't wait to be your wife. I love you so much. Miguel: I love you, too. Kay: I hope Fox and Siren are half as happy as we are. [SCENE_BREAK] Fox: I've never felt this way before in my entire life. Siren: Not even with Kay? Fox: Who? Siren: Thought I'd lost my touch. Siren's Voice: What with being human and all. Fox: Did the -- why did the music stop? Siren: Stick with me and I'll float your boat every night for the rest of your life. Fox: Siren? Siren: Yes, my first mate? Resting up to raise anchor again? Fox: Raise -- oh, my God. What are we doing in bed together? Fox: Oh, my God, I'm naked. Oh, my God, we're both naked. But I love Kay. Siren's Voice: My spell's wearing off. Siren: You're -- Fox, you're so giving with your love, so generous. Fox: Are -- are you saying we made love? I - love Kay. I told you we're engaged to be married. Oh, I love lying here in bed with you. I love making love to you. Tabitha: Well, this is a fine kettle of fish. Tabitha: Siren will have a while to have a hold on him. And then, I suppose, he'll remember he's in love with Kay. Ooh! Endora, what are you doing out of bed, sweet pea? Huh? Did you have some nasty dreams about unicorns and rainbows, huh? Tabitha: Oh, yes, well, hmm. Tabitha: If Mummy gives you some devil's food cake, will you go back to sleep? Tabitha: Well, you can't blame a witch for trying, can you? Endora: No. Tabitha: You know, as far as Fox and Siren go, I told you that giving that temptress mermaid lungs would cause trouble, and it has. Fox has now suffered the mermaid's curse. Siren has finally succeeded in getting fish-friendly with Fox. Tabitha: Yes, well, you've no one but yourself to blame, Endora. Fox can never be loving with a mortal woman again. Tabitha: Oh, don't you dare. Things are quite complicated enough already. Endora: No. Tabitha: Yeah. [SCENE_BREAK] Kay: You know, I just realized something. Miguel: About us? Kay: Yeah, why haven't we set a date for our wedding? Miguel: Oh, right, uh -- Kay: What's the holdup? Miguel: Weddings cost a lot, Kay, and we decided to save some money before we set a date. And, besides, we don't want to start married life in debt, right? Kay: Yeah, I guess you're right. You know, let's just forget about having a big wedding. Let's just get married tomorrow. [SCENE_BREAK] Luis: You're the most stubborn woman that I've ever met. Here I am, trying to give you a chance to leave and you won't take it. Fancy: Well, I think you're trying to get me to leave so you can tack on more charges. Luis: Why are you being so difficult? Fancy: Me? You're the one who insisted on arresting me. Luis: You were breaking the law. Fancy: It's not like I did it intentionally. Luis: All right, well, tell it to the judge. Fancy: Oh, I plan to. Now would you be kind enough to escort me to my cell now. Luis: I'm sorry, totally busy. Fancy: Well, where are you going? Wait, wait, wait, where are you going? Luis: I'm going to grab a bite to eat, and you're actually coming with me. Fancy: Well, let me freshen my make-up. Luis: Fancy, not a date, ok? We're just going to grab some chow. Fancy: Ok, well, fine. Luis: Ok. Theresa: Luis? Luis: Theresa, what -- what are you doing here? What are you wearing? Theresa: Oh, it's a long story. Actually, I just, you know -- I wanted to check on you because I was worried. You kind of left little Ethan's t-ball game so abruptly. And you seem fine. Luis: I'm fine. I'm fine except for this prisoner here. Theresa: Fancy? Fancy: Hey, Theresa. Theresa: Hi. What -- what did you do to get arrested? Luis: Yeah, it's more like what she didn't do. Fancy: I allegedly have a bunch of unpaid traffic tickets. Luis: She allegedly had a warrant out for her arrest, too, didn't you? Fancy: So, he cuffed me so he could make it to little Ethan's T-ball game. Theresa: You were wearing handcuffs then, huh? Fancy: Mm-hmm. And now Luis is kicking me out without due process. Luis: Hi, I'm Luis, Theresa's older brother. Theresa: Oh, sorry. Luis: Nice to officially meet you. Jared: Yeah, Jared. Jared Casey. Luis: I saw you at Harmony Field. Jared: Yeah, I play on Chad Harris' baseball team. We had a game today, so -- Luis: Oh, ok. So, is that how you two met, through Whitney and Chad? Theresa: I actually, um, I bumped into Jared at the Harmony Blue Note, so, yeah. Luis: So you like baseball, huh, yeah? Jared: Yeah, wouldn't be summer without it. Luis: Ah-ha, yeah, you got that right, huh? Fancy: Excuse us. Fancy: You certainly got over Ethan fast. Theresa: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm not -- I'm not over Ethan. I -- look, I just realized where marriage is concerned, you know, whether it's Ethan and Gwen or Sheridan and Chris, I am giving up on winning Ethan away from Gwen. Theresa: Yes. Fancy: Do you think Luis will ever be able to give up on winning Aunt Sheridan away from Chris? Theresa: I -- I don't know, Fancy. You know, but Sheridan has definitely moved on with Chris. And I think that if Luis wants to be happy, he needs to give up Sheridan and move on with his life. Fancy: That's -- yeah, Aunt Sheridan told me the same thing. Theresa: And did you tell her that you were hoping Luis would move on with you? Theresa: Did you tell Sheridan you're interested in Luis? Fancy: Why does everyone keep asking if I'm interested in your brother? Theresa: Because maybe it's true. Fancy: Aunt Sheridan just lost her son and her baby. So, even if I were interested in Luis, and I am not saying I am, I wouldn't dump that on her now. Theresa: You know, we talked about this before, in Rome, when I saw that you were attracted to my brother. You still in denial about that? Fancy: I don't know what I am except confused and guilty. Theresa: Because of Sheridan? Fancy: She said she loves Chris and she's staying with him and she wants Luis to find love again but the look on Aunt Sheridan's face when she saw Luis with me today wasn't exactly "hip, hip, hurray." Theresa: Well, I understand. You know, it's really hard for me to see Ethan and Gwen. Luis and Sheridan have been in love for such a long time that she just can't see him with anyone else. So, it's not you, Fancy. You need to follow your heart. And if it leads you to my brother, so be it. Fancy: Really? Theresa: Luis needs to know love with someone again. And I would love it if that someone were you. Chad: You had a good day, didn't you? Going to the ball game, hanging out with Denise. Denise: Yeah. Chad: Look, thank you so much for taking such good care. Whitney: I love you so much. And now that I'm back, I promise you I'm never going to leave you again . Whitney: Miles is a part of me. He's a part of us and we owe it to him to be there for him, come hell or high water. Whitney: Hi, honey. [SCENE_BREAK] Fox: Oh, I love you, Siren, you and you only. Siren: That's the way it should be and the way it will be from now on. Tabitha: Thanks to Siren's seductive powers, Fox has officially and irrevocably suffered the mermaid's curse. Tabitha's voice: Four times at last count. Tabitha: So, that means he will not be able to make whoopee with any mortal woman ever again. Miguel: Kay, we can't get married tomorrow. Kay: Why not? Miguel: Well, for starters, my mother and your father would kill us. I mean, they're dying to dance at our wedding and we can't deny them that. Kay: Well, look, if you are our worried about everyone else... Miguel: Look, we'll just talk about this tomorrow, ok? I'm beat. Good night. Tabitha: Ah, I told you -- it's too late. Fox is cursed. He will never be able to be with a mortal woman again. Now, play with your toys while I tidy up. Endora: What's that? Tabitha: Thank you, darling. And as for you, it is absolutely useless for you to keep sticking your fingers in Fox and Kay's business. Siren has sealed your half-brother's fate and you've got no one to blame but yourself, Endora. You should have sent that mermaid back into her book when I asked you to. You see what happens when you disobey Mummy? Yes, I know it's -- it's a bloody, awful mess, and Fox and Kay are done for. Miguel: Kay? You all right? Kay. Kay. Oh, my God, she's unconscious. What happened? Kay. Kay, wake up. Kay. Kay. Kay: Miguel? Miguel: My God, thank God you're all right. I thought I lost you. Kay: I -- I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be? Miguel: You were unconscious just now. Kay: You did? Miguel: I thought you were dead, Kay. Kay: Oh, I must have been in a deep sleep. Miguel: Oh, my God. Ok, whatever. I'm just glad you're ok. Sweet dreams. Kay: Sweet dreams? You sound like -- oh, my God, I'm naked. Oh, my God, so are you. Miguel: You said you like to sleep in the buff together. Kay: Together? Oh, my God, I'm in your room. I'm in your bed. Miguel: Yeah, so? Kay: Well, how did I get here? Where's Fox? [SCENE_BREAK] Luis: Well, you know that Theresa's been through a lot lately. And, uh, it just might affect some of the things that she says or does. Jared: Well, thanks for the 4-1-1, man. Tess says you've been having a little rough patch yourself. Luis: Who's Tess? Jared: It's my nickname for Theresa. Luis: Nice. Yeah, I'm not even going to tell you some of the things we used to call her growing up. Jared: Well, that's a sign of a good family. Luis: Yeah. Well, we never had much, but we always had each other. Jared: That's nice. You don't see much of that these days anymore. Luis: Yeah, don't get me wrong. We certainly fight, but in the end, we are always there for another. Jared: Well, uh, I'm not going to hurt Theresa, man. Luis: Fair enough. [SCENE_BREAK] Fancy: So, would you describe Jared as cute or handsome? Theresa: He is a little of both. Fancy: Mm-hmm, totally. So, you and Jared seem to be getting along better. Theresa: That was after I realized he's not the chauvinist pig I thought he was. Fancy: It there a chance you two might become an item? Theresa: So far, I guess we'll just see what happens. Hi! Jared: Ready to go? Theresa: Yeah, I mean, my brother seems fantastic. Luis: All right, good night. Theresa: Talk to you later. Luis: All right, you might want to change. Theresa: Yeah, I'll change, ok? Goodnight, Fancy. Luis: So, you ready for that bite to eat? Fancy: Yeah, I know this fabulous new French place down by the river. It's chic and the food is fantastic. Luis: I want real food, not snails or processed duck liver or whatever it is. Fancy: Only you could make escargot and Paté de Foie Gras sound gross. Luis: All right, well, we're going to the deli. You in or you out? Fancy: I don't have a problem with the deli. I'm just trying to be nice. Luis: Well, if you want to be nice, then maybe you should have gone home like I asked you to. Luis: All right, then. You are still my prisoner, though, so why don't you go wait outside while I get the cuffs. Fancy: Hmm, fine. What the -- [SCENE_BREAK] Jared: Your brother there, he seems like a cool guy. Theresa: Yeah, Jared: He should give that guy over there a big ticket. Theresa: Oh, I -- you know, that -- that driver probably just couldn't find a parking space. Jared: Oh, who's pretentious enough to need a drive a car like that? Jared: Well the license plate said, "Crane 1," surprise, surprise. They probably have a whole fleet of those gas-guzzling dinosaurs lined up. You know, waste like that just really -- Theresa: You know, not all Crane are bad, Jared. Fancy is a Crane. [SCENE_BREAK] Whitney: Thank you, God, again, for my miracle. Amen. Chad: Well, Miles has drifted off and we are finally alone. Whitney: Can you believe how things have worked out for us? I mean, I honestly never imagined that we would be a couple again. I mean, you must have had doubts yourself, Chad. I mean, when you were alone here, Miles in the bed, you must have been so lonely. Chad: I, um, I don't know how to answer that. I mean, I didn't expect this whole incest thing to just disappear like it did. Whitney: Yeah. Chad: When I was alone, when I was trying not to feel alone, I never stopped loving you. And I always will. Whitney: I'll always love you, too, Chad, always. [SCENE_BREAK] Kay: Answer me. How did I get here? Where are my clothes? Miguel: You don't remember? Kay: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you. Miguel: Ok, ok. You had an accident. Kay: What? I was knocked unconscious and you took advantage of me? God. Damn it, nothing works right in this house. Miguel: Kay, calm down. Let me explain. Kay: After the way you took advantage of me, I wouldn't believe a word you say. Miguel: I didn't do anything you didn't want me to. Kay: Oh, right. Where's Fox? He'll teach you to mess with me. Miguel: Kay, wait. Fox is -- Tabitha: Endora, what have you done now? Tabitha: Oh, my stars. Oh, if Kay finds Fox in bed with Siren, I wonder who she'll kill first. [SCENE_BREAK] Chad: You know, I almost forgot how wonderful it is between us. Whitney: It is incredible. I can't imagine feeling this way with anyone else. Can you? Chad: I love you, Whitney. Whitney: Hmm, I love you, too. You know, the best part about loving you is that I don't have to feel guilty about it at all. Chad: That's right. Whitney: Yeah, so many things are a thing of the past now -- I mean, Daddy hating Simone for being gay, Luis and Sheridan being together, Theresa chasing after Ethan all the time. You know, I really do hope that Theresa and Jared hit it off, become a couple. I think it would be cool if we were a foursome that did stuff together, don't you? Chad: Yeah, it would be great. Whitney: Shut up. I'm going to go check on Miles, ok? Chad: All right. Whitney: Be right back. Chad: Life is good, damn good. I have everything I ever hoped for. Chad: I can't let Whitney hear that. She would freak out big time. Whitney: Get any calls? Chad: Oh, no, no, not a single one. Whitney: Ok. Chad: Hey. Whitney: Well, look at Daddy. [SCENE_BREAK] Miguel: Kay! God, I can't believe she got her memory back. Kay! Kay, wait. Just let me explain. Kay: Fox, where are you? Tabitha: Take cover, Endora. Kay is finding Fox in bed with Siren. Kay: Fox! Kay: Fox? What are you doing with Siren? [SCENE_BREAK] Fancy: Luis, the door locked when you closed it. Luis: I know. Fancy: Well, hurry up and get your handcuffs. I'm hungry. Luis: No, no, you're going to go home and get something to eat. I'm staying here. Fancy: Did you trick me into leaving? Fancy: How dare you lie to me like that. Luis: Well, yeah, because you wouldn't go home on your own. Fancy: Well, what about the, warrant for my arrest and all my unpaid parking tickets? Luis: I've decided to release you on your own recognizance, ok? We'll deal with everything tomorrow. Go to sleep, and don't break any laws on the way home, ok? Fancy: No, I can't let you give me special treatment. Luis: Fancy, good night. Fancy: Ok, ok, I'm going. Fancy: Luis may be able to lock me out of his world tonight, but he won't be able to lock me out of his heart forever. [NEXT_ON] Jared: What were those lights we saw up on the hill back there, a museum? Theresa: No, that -- that was the Crane mansion. Jared: Crane -- so, not only do they use gas-guzzling limos but enough electricity to power a small shopping mall. Theresa: Well, you know, a house that size needs lots of light. Jared: What are you, that woman's press agent? That woman with Alistair Crane. She had been with his son, his grandson, and some guy they thought was his grandson. Who would do something like that? Kay: How could you just jump into bed with Siren?