Classic mayhem erupts at the Chandler Mansion with everyone wanting a piece of the action of getting his or her hands on the mansion. Zach decides to hold a raffle to determine who gets the Chandler mansion. Josh informs J.R. that a guard will escort him to his office to clear out his desk. Jack joins Greenlee for lunch on the roof. Their conversation immediately goes to Ryan and how he isn't right for Greenlee. Ryan is at the Yacht Club, waiting for Annie to join him. When she arrives, Ryan suggests they go for a walk on the beach, but she declines telling him that she has work to do. Ava talks Lily into making Ava look like Lily. Lily is reluctant at first, but then agrees. Lily makes Ava look like her all except the hair. Ava tells her that she can take care of that. Ava arrives at the photo shoot (Kendall thinks that Ava is Lily). The photographer begins to take her pictures. All through the photo shoot, Kendall gives Lily pointers on how to act and look. Erica walks up while Ryan and Annie are talking and she listens to their conversation for a while. Annie walks out on him and Erica encourages Ryan to go after her. Ryan has his reservations concerning what Erica is saying. Ryan turns the tables on Erica and asks her if she and Jack are getting back together. Erica, suddenly, leaves without giving him an answer. Annie comes up onto the roof and interrupts Jack and Greenlee's conversation. Jack leaves. Annie lets Greenlee know that Ryan loves her and that Ryan will never go back to Greenlee. Jonathan lets Ryan know that he is interested in Ava. Ryan is surprised and more than a little bit skeptical about this whole arrangement. Ryan goes to Fusion looking for Annie and observes the at the photo shoot.
Greenlee: My favorite man. I've been waiting for you. Jack: Really? You know, I left over 80 messages for you. I guess, what, I finally did it right? Greenlee: All right, look, I finally had a moment to breathe. Jack: Yes. Greenlee: Life's been frantic. An upheaval at Fusion. You know how it is. Jack: I hear you dropped the custody suit. That must make you feel better, happier. Greenlee: Yeah, I -- I feel good about my life and how it's coming together. Jack: Well, I'm glad to hear that. Greenlee: Mm-hmm. And the best part is, the people that I love still love me. Jack: You bet we do. Greenlee: Even the ones that wouldn't admit how they feel. They're melting. I'm winning them over to my side. [SCENE_BREAK] Singer: Just sitting by myself watching the world go by, yeah sipping at my coffee Ryan: Hey. I'm really glad you could make it. Sorry, I -- I just -- Annie: I wasn't stressed -- sorry. Ryan: Here, sit down. I got it. Annie: Thank you. Ryan: Yeah. I'm kind of feeling like the class geek who finally got a date with the prom queen. Annie: No one would ever mistake you for a geek. Ryan: But you're a queen. Queen Annabelle. Annie: That's a fairy tale. We're adults, not children. Ryan: You made me believe that we were magic. Have you changed your mind? [SCENE_BREAK] Josh: Why don't you report to reception tomorrow morning, J.R.? Security will escort you to your office where they will observe you clearing out all your effects. You won't be allowed on your computer or left alone with any materials pertaining to the company. We can't have you sabotaging Chandler, now, can we? J.R.: No. We'll leave that to you. Josh: Security will help bring your belongings to a desk in the collaboration area. You do have a full-sized cubicle. J.R.: Need I remind you, I still have a large block of Chandler stock? Josh: Well, good for you. Zach: He'll make us a lot of money. Josh: That's right, I'll make sure Cambias' absorption of Chandler leads to greater diversity and increased production. J.R.: Hmm. You don't know Chandler. You need me. Josh: Any help I need, I'll get from my brother-in-law. Adam: Neither of you has the inside knowledge to run Chandler. Zach: The great man speaks. Adam: You don't have the guts to own the Cambias name. Zach: Adam, I thought we were friends. J.R.: The biggest business decision that Josh has ever made was whether or not to put glitter in lip-gloss. Zach: You came to me when you wanted to pull power away from your son. Adam: Yes, I needed a front -- somebody with a lot of cash. Zach: I didn't pick it up in the street. I know what I'm doing. Adam: Yeah. Well, you put this man in charge of my business. You don't know what you're doing. Josh: Well, no one questioned you when you brought on J.R. What credentials did he have, Chandler DNA? Adam: No, J.R. -- yeah, he knows what he's doing. He's a strong, decisive leader. If Babe had wanted you, you wouldn't be here. You couldn't have his wife, so you're going after his company. Kendall: Are you boys playing nice? Zach: Hmm. Did you finish your tour? Kendall: Yeah. The designers are still looking, but this -- this place is totally wrong for us. Yeah. However, I think the Miranda Center would love it. Yeah, we could maybe turn it into a safe house, maybe a shelter for homeless women and abused children. [SCENE_BREAK] Krystal: Well, hey. You like the food that much or is it the location? Livia: Yeah, home cooking doesn't mean you have to move in. Derek: It's only my second time this week. Livia: This week. I thought you hated eating out. Derek: When I'm busy. Livia: You know, Derek just raves about this place. He says it's giving him a new lease on life. You are just such a welcome respite from all those cops trading perp stats. Derek: Any specials? Ahem. Krystal: Yeah. We have chicken-fried steak, tortilla soup, and grilled veggie drinks? Derek: Limeade for me. Krystal: Oh, my pucker-up special. Livia? Livia: I'll have what he's having. Her "pucker-up special." Derek: Put a sock in it, Livvy Livia: What? All I'm saying is the lady was flirting with you and you gave her no play. Do you want her to get a complex? Derek: Would you dial it down, please? Livia: Oh, come on, baby brother, you haven't been very active since you and Mimi -- Derek: Hey, don't bring -- bring it up now. Livia: All I'm saying is you're out of practice, so let me just -- let me teach you. Women like attention, and when we flirt, we want to be flirted with. Derek: Oh, my goodness. Livvy, we're not in high school. I don't need my big sister running my social life. Livia: Do you have one? Derek: I can take care of myself. Livia: Really? Show me. Ask Krystal out. Ooh, ask anybody out. Just get something going. Derek: Maybe I already have. Livia: Oh, please! Please. Prove it. Who you been going out with, Jane Doe? I want names, dates, crumpled panties. [SCENE_BREAK] Ava: This modeling thing is a huge deal. Lily: But I told you, I don't like people looking at me, and a lot of the makeup is red. Ava: Just let me worry about that. Lily: You don't have to. I'm sure they'll find another girl to be the face of Fusion Green. Ava: You have to be sure, Lily. I mean, you're giving up a huge modeling career. Do you know how many girls would kill for that? Lily: I don't think they would break the law. Ava: You don't know that. I would do almost anything. I mean, I have dreamed about this. You'll be rich, beautiful. You'll get into all the coolest clubs and go to all the movie premieres. Lily: But I can't go to those. They have red carpets. Ava: Oh -- so many models become actresses. Lily: But actresses lie. I can't do that, either. Ava: What time do you have to be at Fusion? Lily: Kendall said the photographer would be there all afternoon and into the evening. Ava: That's great. I'll have you there in less than an hour. Lily: But I don't want to go. Ava: I know that, but they won't know that, because I'll be pretending to be you. And I am such a fabulous actress that Kendall will hire me -- well, you -- like, immediately. And once they see my mega-glam star super potential, after I tell them the truth, no one will even care. They'll keep me on because I'm so fabulous. You'll help me, Lily, won't you? You'll help me become the new face of Fusion Green? [SCENE_BREAK] Greenlee: Well, finding the scent for Fusion -- it didn't fix everything, and Kendall and I, of course, we're not as close as we used to be, but it was pretty fantastic. Now, mango chutney with chicken salad or ham and cheese. Jack: Oh, gosh -- ham and cheese. Thanks. So your life is going better? Greenlee: Yeah. Sooner or later, everything will be back to normal. You don't believe me. Jack: Well, it's not that so much, honey. It's just that there's a lot of blood under the bridge with you and Kendall and Ryan. Greenlee: Well, you can't stop true love, especially when it's real. Jack: He's got a new wife and two kids. Greenlee: Ryan defended me to everyone. He understood why I was so hurt and that I needed to be a part of things. He completely took my side. Ryan is the only person on this earth who gets me. He cares about me, he wants me to be happy, he's -- he's wonderful. Jack: When he's not being a total son of a bitch. [SCENE_BREAK] Annie: I can't decide. I'll -- ahem -- I'll have whatever you're having. Ryan: Double dose of magic? You still haven't answered the question. Do you still believe in us? Annie: I love you, Ryan. I think I always will, but -- Ryan: You "think" that you always will? Annie: That's not what I meant. I'm not ready for this. Where's our waiter? Ryan: You know what? We don't even have to eat. We could just go for a drive or go for a walk or something. Annie: You probably have a lot to do. Ryan: I mean, yeah, I was supposed to meet Jonathan here, but he'll understand. I really think we should cancel whatever we had planned for the entire day and just -- we'll go to the beach. We said we would always go to the beach when things got tough. I just want to make you happy. Annie: I want to go back to the way we were before she was a part of our lives. Ryan: You see, we want the same thing. Annie: Ryan, we are just newlyweds. This shouldn't be so difficult. Ryan: I'm going to do whatever I have to do to make it easier, Annie. Annie: I know you're trying, but the harder you try, the sadder I feel. I'm sorry, I just -- I can't do this right now. Sorry. Ryan: Annie? Erica: Ryan, go after your wife. Ryan, you can still catch up to Annie -- hurry. Ryan: I don't think it's the time. Erica: Look, Ryan, I don't know what Annie said to you, but whatever it is, the sooner you get past it, the better. I mean, Annie adores you. Ryan: Thank you, Erica, but you hardly even know her. Erica: I know, and at first I wasn't even sure that she was good enough for you, but Kendall speaks very highly of her. That's all I needed to hear. Ryan: Plus she's not Greenlee. Erica: Greenlee is undermining your marriage, isn't she? Ryan: Uh -- Erica: Ugh, of all the narcissistic, selfish -- Ryan, you cannot let a spoiled child ruin your relationship. Ryan: No, Greenlee knows that our marriage is off-limits. She knows that. Erica: Greenlee is completely unreasonable. Greenlee just will do anything to anyone to get what she wants. You can't let anyone or anything harm your marriage -- I mean, if you really love Annie. Ryan: You're supposed to be coaching people on how to divorce, not stay married. Erica: You're not telling me, Ryan, that your marriage is already headed for divorce, are you? Ok, listen to me. You may think that it's over, but I'm sure that if you work on it, it can be healed. Ryan: Are you and Jack working things out? Erica: You know, I am so late. I'm sorry -- I'm in a big hurry. But, Ryan, just -- do whatever you have to to get your wife to listen to you. [SCENE_BREAK] Jack: Look, if Ryan wanted to do the honorable thing, he'd be severing ties. Instead, he's led you on. Greenlee: No, he hasn't. Jack: Yes, Greenlee, he has. What he should be doing is setting boundaries. Greenlee: Ok, he has. Ryan has made it very clear that he doesn't think we should see each other anymore. He wants to be fair to Annie. Jack: And you want me to believe that that doesn't upset you? Greenlee: If there's something I've learned, it's that you can't plan life. Sometimes it just takes turns that you never even imagined, and the things that you want to believe will last -- don't. Jack: So in your mind, Annie is a don't. [SCENE_BREAK] Jonathan: And here I thought I was too early. You and Annie are finished, or she couldn't make it? Ryan: She couldn't stay. Jonathan: Ok. Ryan: Take a look at this and tell me what you think. Jonathan: "Personal assistance." Ryan: Yeah, it's a prospectus outlining a five-year plan for a new business that needs a little startup capital. Jonathan: Well, that's cool. And what am I supposed to do with it? Ryan: You are supposed to tell me if I should cut the check. Jonathan: I'm -- uh, my friend, my brother, I make the best Manhattan you ever had. This -- this -- it's been too long for that. Ryan: Ok, so you're a little bit rusty. You can still crunch numbers in your sleep, and honestly, I trust your gut instinct more than anybody else's -- Jonathan: That's who I used to be. Ryan: It's what you used to be? Jonathan: Yes. Ryan: I see. So how are you now? Jonathan, you could do anything that you wanted, you could be anybody that you want. So, what are you after? What's the dream? Jonathan: Truth? I'm completely and entirely clueless. I feel like that I'm in between lives right now. [SCENE_BREAK] Ava: Ooh. Scrub everything off my face and then turn me into you. Lily: But you don't need my help. You pretended to be me at Ryan and Annie's wedding, and you fooled everyone. Ava: Yeah, but I had a hat and sunglasses on most of the time. I mean, this camera is going to be down my throat. Lily: Why are you exaggerating so much? Ava: Because I'm naturally dramatic. But as you, I'll be completely in character, in control -- unless I see the color red. Come on, Lily, I really need you to help me. Look, I know it's the touching thing, but you did it last time, remember? Just look at my face and pretend that you're looking into a mirror. You can do it, Lily, I know you can. Ava: See? I knew you could do it. [SCENE_BREAK] Zach: I already offered the place to Myrtle. Make a great boarding house. Kendall: Yeah, it would. If -- now, if she doesn't want it, we could still do the shelter. Zach: Yeah, it'd be fitting, considering how many women were abused in here. Kendall: Right. Josh, do you have any use for it? Josh: Well, you know, if I could bulldoze the place and start from scratch, maybe I -- J.R.: No one is tearing this house down. Josh: Well, the new owner can do whatever he wants. J.R.: It's not in Zach's possession for another 30 days. Josh: It would take a wrecking crew that much time to get here. Adam: Don't play into his games. Josh: Maybe you should listen to Daddy. [Doorbell rings] Adam: Oh. What now? Opal: Oh, my -- oh, what are you still doing here? The Chandler Mansion -- this is the location of my new business venture -- Opal's Glamorama 2. Oh! I can't wait. It's going to be very, you know, upscale, very chic, very ca- ching, ca-ching. I just got to do it up with a lot of velvet and mirrors and, um, you know, some gold furniture, some tassels. It's going to be Opal's Empire. Adam: I will bulldoze the place myself first. Marian: Adam, how nice to see all your friends rallying around you. Adam: Yes, vultures, circling. Marian: Yes, well, darling, just in case you lose the house, um, if anyone needs a real estate agent -- Josh: I -- Marian: Uh -- Adam: You Judas. Does Stuart know you're trying to cash in on this family's misfortune? Zach: Adam, darling, you don't want to keep the commission in the family? What's wrong? Kendall: Palmer's visiting Nina, but he wants it, too. Opal: Palmer? When pigs do the Macarena. No way, Jose. I was here first. What's the asking price? Marian: Look, only an idiot would try to negotiate without a licensed real estate agent involved. Zach: All right, all right, why don't we just have a raffle? Opal: A raffle? Zach: Yes, a raffle. All the proceeds will go to the Miranda Center. Marian: Ooh, I love that. Opal: Wait a minute, you're going to open it up to the whole community, to the whole world? Zach: Sure, why not? Opal: Why not? Because I want it, that's why. Kendall: Who doesn't want it? Marian: Well, you still need me, darlings. Zach: This could be fun. Opal: Wait a minute. Oh, no, no. Listen, I just want -- [SCENE_BREAK] Jonathan: Ok, fine, but don't expect any miracles. Ryan: I just want your opinion. Jonathan: Oh, my opinion? Sink or swim, sink or swim. Ryan: And remember, I still need a sharp wingman if you think the venture capital might be -- Jonathan: Stop it, stop it. Ryan: I just -- I'm just saying. Jonathan: Stop it, stop it, ok? And I'm going to sit here and read this while waiting on my date. Ryan: Your date? Jonathan: Yeah, it's not till 8:00, so -- Ryan: Oh. So you're seeing someone? Jonathan: No, I'm not seeing -- it's more casual, and it's not a date. It's -- I don't -- she's probably not going to show up anyway, so it's not a big deal. Ryan: Oh. All right. Yeah. So, but if she did show up, would it be somebody that I know, or -- what? Jonathan: Ava. Ryan: Ava? Jonathan: Ava. Ryan: Jonathan -- I mean, she's not exactly -- don't you think this is a big mistake? [SCENE_BREAK] Ava: It's like looking at you. Lily: It's very close. Ava: This is the new face of Fusion Green. I know it is. Lily: You're very confident. Ava: Lily, I want to thank you somehow. How about -- dinner, tonight at the Yacht Club? My treat. Lily: Do you have enough money? Ava: I'm going to be a huge star. What's one dinner? Lily: What time? Ava: 8:00. Lily: 8:00 at the Yacht Club. Ava: And if I'm not there, you can just start without me. There's plenty of nice people there. There she is. The perfect, sweet, fine girl that everybody loves. Lily: More exaggeration because you're dramatic? Ava: No, Lily, it's true. This is what everyone likes, especially me. I mean, you're so special. There's something that just glows inside of you. Lily: But people like you, too, Ava. Ava: But when I'm you, it's like they're careful. It's like suddenly they realize that I'm a person that has feelings, and they try really hard not to hurt them. And people smile at me -- you -- like they really mean it. I'm not going to mess this up. I promise, I'll be perfect. Lily: But I'm not perfect. I can't ignore loud, chaotic noises, and I can't touch people, and I can't see red. Ava: Lily, you can touch me. That's a start. Lily: I imagined looking in a mirror, like you said. But, Ava, your hair -- Ava: Don't worry. I've got it covered. Lily: So you'll wear a hat? Ava: Nope. I've got a better idea. [SCENE_BREAK] Jack: I take it you're not hungry. Greenlee: I, um -- I had a big breakfast. Jack: Hmm. Couldn't be that you're maybe just a little stressed out, a little anxious? Greenlee: What do I have to be anxious about? Jack: Oh, gosh, let's see -- well, you're still in love with your ex, and he just married another woman. Greenlee: Ok, you're making way too big of a deal about that. Jack: And now you're waiting for him to dump her and their daughter and come back to you. Greenlee: It's you who's worrying too much. Some things were just meant to be. Jack: Greenlee, you and Ryan -- you are not meant to be. Greenlee: It's not for you to decide. Annie: Should I wait downstairs? You're busy. I'll be at work. Greenlee: You're five minutes late. I thought you weren't coming. Annie: I didn't think I had a choice. Just come get me when you're free. Greenlee: That's now. Dad, thanks for joining me for a late lunch. Jack: My pleasure. I'll see you later. Take care. Call me? Greenlee: I'll be fine! Jack: Ok. Annie, always a pleasure. See you later. Annie: See ya. You're the partner. Why don't you begin? Greenlee: Fine. Uh, day versus night, light versus dark. Annie: So you're thinking adversarial versus a transitional approach. Greenlee: Yeah, the contrast must be great. Fresh-faced as opposed to glam. Sporty on one hand, sexy and seductive on the other. Two different ideas for one ad campaign, both ends of the spectrum. Annie: Great, so you understand the assignment. Do you have any ideas? Greenlee: You didn't come up with any of your own? I have to lead you through this? Annie: I have developed plenty of campaigns in my career without you. Trust me, I would love to do this one solo, but Kendall has other ideas. Greenlee: Well, Kendall's just throwing you a bone so you can feel all creative and good at something. Annie: She's trying to assemble an effective, creative team. See, I am what Kendall wants, a team player. That's why I'm putting up with your superiority complex. Greenlee: It's not a complex. Annie: You can't deal with being compared to me? Are you afraid you -- you'll fall short? I mean, feel free to bail. I'd be glad to do it on my own. Greenlee: Yeah, you would love that, wouldn't you? Well, guess what -- not happening. I never, ever quit. Annie: Hmm. You quit on Ryan, though, when you ran from Pine Valley. Greenlee: But I'm back now, and you're scared spitless. Annie: Ryan loves me, and he would never go back to you. Greenlee: You don't really believe that. Annie: Ryan finally has what he deserves -- somebody devoted to him and somebody with a good heart. You're all ego, Greenlee. You don't stand a chance. [SCENE_BREAK] Ryan: So, you do like her now -- I mean, you like her and -- I mean, what happened? When did this change? What -- Jonathan: Ava's staying at Wildwind. I don't -- I'm just -- I got to know her better. Ryan: Like the real her or the con her? Jonathan: She told a few lies, yes. Ryan: Yes, she told a few. Jonathan: Yeah, and I don't exactly have a great track record. Ryan: Ok, I don't, either, but you -- you had your reasons. Jonathan: And she had her reasons. Ryan: And you're sure it has nothing to do with the fact that she looks exactly like -- Jonathan: Huh -- huh -- no. See, everybody keeps comparing Ava to Lily. I know what that's like, because everybody used to compare me to you. But they see the sibling -- voilà -- as the perfect one, or the good one, and you're never going to be able to measure up. So your brother -- or in this case, your sister -- they end up being the golden one and -- and you're the bad apple. Ryan: So you understand now, and it's brought you closer. Jonathan: Yeah. Yeah. Ryan: And it has nothing to do with the fact that she looks a lot -- Jonathan: I know the difference between them. [SCENE_BREAK] Kendall: Lily! Oh, I'm so glad you came. Welcome. Ava: [As Lily] Thank you. Kendall: This is Owen Richardson. Owen, this is Lily. Owen: Lily. Ava: I can't touch anyone. Kendall: You don't have to. Owen: Over here, please. You can sit over there. I need you to relax. Be completely natural. Kendall: Ok, there's no flash photography, like I promised. Just -- just pretend like you're not even being photographed. Ava: But I can't pretend something's not happening when it is. Kendall: Ok, well, it's better to just think of something that you like, that you enjoy -- like counting. Oh. Math problems. Let's do some Math problems. Count all you want. I'm sure -- we don't mind, right? Owen: Go for it. Kendall: Good, ok, wonderful. So just start calling them out, numbers -- prime. Go. Ava: 2. 5. 9. 23. 26. 30. 35. [SCENE_BREAK] Opal: All right, well, now, no matter how many raffle tickets Palmer and Myrt buy, I'm buying ten times more. Zach: I know you will. I'll be in touch. Opal: I want to hear from you. Zach: Ok, I'll call you. All right. Adam: Go home, Marian. Marian: Look, darling, I really feel terrible. I was only trying to help. J.R.: Yeah, sure. Help yourself to 6% of the sales price. Marian: Well, someone's going to have to profit from it. Why not me? Darling, if you'd only reconsider -- J.R.: It's time to go. Marian: Huh. Ok. Adam: Well, you must consider yourself quiet a success. Siphoning off the Chandler fortune. That was your plan when I first approached you, wasn't it? Zach: You give me too much credit. Adam: I had to unite myself with you, and you took full advantage of it. Zach: Timing was perfect. Couldn't have planned your kidnapping better myself. J.R.: And Seamus Wong was easy to flip. Zach: There was an opportunity, I took advantage of it. J.R.: So you admit to it. Zach: Next time you want to stick it to your dad, sit in a burning car. J.R.: Yeah, that was brilliant. You did such a great job on your father. He had to kill innocent women to get back to you. But when we come for you, we won't leave anything to chance. Zach: "We"? Adam: Nothing like a common enemy to reunite family. J.R.: We're going to bring you down, Slater. Zach: You have fun with that. Adam: Well, you enjoy it while you can. Then sit back and watch us take back what is ours. Zach: Father and son reunited. My work here is done. Adam: I will never forgive you. J.R.: I will not let Zach take this house. I'll sell my stocks -- I owe you that much. Adam: You owe me much more. Yeah, go ahead, sell your stock. Just give away a few more bits of what I built. This place has been here since before the Civil War. I don't give a damn about it. Turn it into a skating rink if you want. But my company is my blood, and I built it for you. Well, now it's for my grandson. It's Little Adam's birthright. J.R.: Then we're going to get a loan, we'll call in debts. Adam: Yeah, well, you better get hold of every penny you can, because we're going to need it all to fight Slater. J.R.: You trust me? Adam: Hell, no! But you're all I've got, aren't you? Presently. But fortunately, I can always sire another son. [SCENE_BREAK] Krystal: Thought you didn't want dessert. Derek: Oh, don't even say the word. I just wanted to make sure you were all right. Krystal: Well, sure I am. Why wouldn't I be? Derek: Sometimes Livvy doesn't know when to quit. Krystal: She just loves you. Derek: Livvy loves trying to run my affairs. Krystal: Are we -- I mean, is this an affair? Derek: No, I just want to be clear, no pressure from me. Krystal: Well, I just want to be clear -- I don't feel any pressure. Derek: Good. So we're still on for dinner next week? Krystal: You bet. I look forward to it. Derek: Me, too. Later. Kyle: Chief Frye's turning into one of your best customers. Must be crazy about that comfort food. Krystal: Or something. [SCENE_BREAK] Erica: Oh, Jack. Oh, Jack. Jack: Ooh, love the hat. Erica: Ah, thank you. Jack: Who are we? Erica: Ok, we are Mr. and Mrs. Henry McPherson -- Jack: Nice. Erica: Of New York. Jack: Nice. Erica: But you can call me Scarlett. Jack: Don't think I won't. How long do we have the room? Erica: Our visit is open-ended. Jack: I love this "New Divorce" thing. I just -- come here. Now that we have the room, let's go visit it. Erica: I love it too, Hank. [SCENE_BREAK] Jonathan: Lily? Lily: I'm looking for my sister. Jonathan: I, uh, haven't seen her. Lily: Well, I'm early, and she might be late because she's testing for a modeling job. Jonathan: Wait -- Ava got a modeling job? Lily: No, not yet, but I'm sure she will. She's determined to become very famous. Jonathan: So -- Ava told you that she was definitely coming here tonight? Lily: Yes, to have dinner with me. Are you meeting someone, too? [SCENE_BREAK] Ava: [As Lily] 922, 937. Kendall: Ok, stop, wait. Stop, stop -- something is wrong. Your hair is -- sorry, it's just -- all right, you know what, try something for me. Can you just -- just go like this, and over the side. Little swoop. No, see, it's so -- it's like stiff -- solid or something. All right, try this. Just -- bend your head over, mess it up a little bit, and then go -- whew, ah! -- Just like that. Just shake it. Ava: I can't do that. Kendall: Yes, you can. Lily, it's fine. Just flip your head over like this -- Ryan: Hey. Is Annie around? Kendall: She's, uh, on the rooftop with Greenlee. Ryan: Have you lost your mind, Kendall? Kendall: No, listen, Ryan, stop, stop -- this company will learn to work together. Ryan: Or die trying. Kendall: There's total silence, ok? Just let those two fend for themselves, let them bond and get to know each other, all right? Please, Ryan, for Fusion? For our families? They'll be fine. Ok, Lily, let's get to work. [SCENE_BREAK] Annie: They make TV movies about women like you as a warning to the rest of us. Greenlee: He was lonely, missing me, so Ryan put his taste on hold and squinted and saw a resemblance, a very slight resemblance. Annie: You live in your own little demented world, ruled by the voices in your head. Greenlee: He was caught, so he settled, and now he can't wait to get away from you. Annie: Right -- and Ryan conveyed that to you how exactly? By telling you to stay the hell out of our lives? Greenlee: Oh, he only said that to get you off his back. Annie: Oh, please, Ryan was trying to be decent to you because he knows how messed up you are in the head. Greenlee: Ryan needed a stopgap, a safety net. Annie: He didn't love you. He didn't chase after you. He didn't want you back. Greenlee: Oh, he did, and he does. You're nothing. You're not the real deal. I am. You're just a lead weight around his neck, and how you used your daughter to land him? Annie: Oh, you shut up about Emma. Greenlee: You are suffocating him with guilt. Why can't you just let go? Annie: Oh, you tried to make Ryan feel responsible for the rotten choices you made for your miserable life. You made your bed, you deserve to lie in it -- alone. [SCENE_BREAK] Singer: Now I'm stronger stronger than you know Jonathan: So, uh, still no Ava. Has she called you? Lily: No, but that must be a good thing. Maybe the photographer likes her, and they're taking more pictures of her. Jonathan: Well, my, uh -- my dinner plans fell through, so why don't we have dinner together -- just until Ava gets here? Lily: Well, I am hungry. And she did tell me to start without her if she wasn't here. All right, let's order. Jonathan: All right. Singer: Well, we're gonna get there stand on my own over and over [SCENE_BREAK] [Ava sighs] Ava: [As Lily] 3,672. [Shutter clicks] Ava: 3,729. Kendall: All right, stop, stop, please, ok. No more, no more. What have you got? Owen: Not much. Kendall: All right, Lily, honey, listen. We need magic, ok, and counting obviously is not working, so do you have something else? Ava: I don't understand. Kendall: Ok, um -- logarithm. Ava: I can't do those. They make me nervous. Kendall: Right. Ok, um -- oh, uh, square roots. Everyone loves a good square root, ok? So I'm going to pick a number, and then you can say the square root of it, all right? Ok. Uh -- 310. Ava: 67 1/2. Kendall: Hey, good. Uh -- 5,926. Ava: 84. [Shutter clicks] Kendall: Uh, 4,270. Ava: 4.2. Kendall: 2,000 -- 4.2? Well, no it -- that can't be right. Ava: [Normal voice] God, Kendall, come on! It's a friggin' guess! How am I -- Kendall: Ava. Annie: That's it. I would rather chew glass than work with this bitch. Greenlee: Oh, you better fire this vicious animal. Annie: She doesn't have an original idea in her head. Greenlee: The girl couldn't sell frozen margaritas in a desert! Annie: Oh, at least give me somebody with half a brain. Greenlee: Ok, if she stays, you can just kiss Fusion good-bye. Kendall: You guys, uh -- Ryan: Nice team-building. Very nice. [SCENE_BREAK] [When Krystal leaves The Comeback, Adam is waiting for her outside] Singer: Sometimes right in front of your face sometimes it's right in front of you hmm sometimes it's right in front of you [NEXT_ON] Jamie: Slater snaked you. I'm on your side. J.R.: Does that mean you'll let me borrow $100 million? Ryan (to Kendall): Annie and Greenlee will never be friends, so don't try to push something that's only going to blow up. Annie: We're going to finish this. [Annie hits the "Stop" button on Fusion's elevator] Greenlee: What are you doing?