The Coopers get ready for a wedding. Marina is with her parents. Dinah wants to know if the guy she met in Europe is stalking her in Springfield. Outside Company they watch Mallet and Marina's wedding party through a window . While Dinah is talking to Shayne, Daisy and Grady come by. Shayne hides from them as the three talk. Josh starts the wedding then Daisy comes in and tells him she brought Grady. Frank tells her Grady isn't welcome but she is because she is family. Dinah talks to Grady outside and blames him for Bill's problems. Grady walks away from Dinah into Company, where Frank tells him he is not welcome. Then Frank tells Josh to continue. By this time Daisy gets angry and starts yelling at her family. Frank, Eleni, and Coop huddle to talk about what to do about Daisy. Eleni says she should stay. Frank isn't in agreement. Daisy finally says she'll leave. She and Grady leave. Dinah sees them. Mallet comes out to see Dinah standing near the porch. He wants to know what she is doing there. Remy and Mel talk over lunch. Ashlee tries to explain Grady to Eleni. Marina isn't happy with Frank throwing out Daisy and Grady. She says she could have done it if she wanted. She wants harmony for the wedding. She tells Frank se is going outside to think and when she comes back she wants harmony. She goes outside to see Shayne there. He tells her longtime no see. Remy tries to get close to Christina. All she wants is a divorce so she can go on with her life. She doesn't want to be married who doesn't want her. Marina is shocked and happy to see Shayne. She asks why he is in the chair. And also why he never called her. Shayne reminds her about the wedding. She says it is a disaster. Shayne tells her not to tell Josh he is in town as he wants to leave Springfield as soon as he can. Shayne says that she must be happy marrying Mallet. Marina reminds him that they were in love as kids. Meanwhile Mallet corners Dinah. They stand out in the snow talking. Marina wants to know how Shayne became such an expert on love. Shayne acts bitter. Marina wants to know what happened to him. Mel suggests Remy stay married. Frank wants Josh to start the wedding over again. Dinah asks Shayne who is he and why is he here. Daisy and Grady make love. As Josh is about to start the wedding over Shayne comes in. Josh realizes it is Shayne even though none of the other guys does. Mallet thinks it is Ben. Shayne gets up from his wheelchair in the attempt to attack Mallet. Josh holds him back.
[PREVIOUSLY_ON] Shayne: When you leave, life goes on without you. The girl you left behind moves on. She's getting married, and what can you do about it? Marina: I think about him a lot. Reva: Shayne really loved you. Marina: I loved Shayne, too. Mallet: I'm getting married today. Have a good day. Shayne: Hey, good luck with that. Frank: Are you ready to walk down the aisle with your father? Dinah: What in the world are you doing here? Shayne: Well, I'm here to see a wedding. How about you? [SCENE_BREAK] Eleni: Here. Your great-grandmother's bracelet. Marina: Oh! Eleni: Something old -- Marina: Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry, please. If you cry, then I'll get started and... Eleni: Oh, sweetie. We're so happy we can share this day with you. Frank: And you know what, honey, if things don't work out, you can always come home. (Laughter) Marina: Nice try, Dad, but this one's for keeps. Frank: Speaking of dad's, I can't believe mine's still in Chicago. What's up with that? Ashlee: He'll be here. Buzz is the man. Frank: Yes, he does like to make an entrance. (Laughter) We are so happy and so proud of you. I remember the day you were born like it was yesterday. Marina: Hey, there was a wedding that day, too, right? Eleni: Never mind. (Laughter) Frank: It was a perfect day. Mallet: Come on, Cooper's, let's go. Come on. I want to marry this woman already. Frank: Hey, easy over there, buddy. You get her for the next 60 years. Right now it's my time, and I am going to enjoy every minute of this walk with my daughter. Marina: You know you're always going to be my number one, but you're going to have to learn to share me just a little bit. You think you can manage? Frank: I can always try. Marina: All right then, let's get this wedding started. [SCENE_BREAK] Dinah: What are you? Are you an international stalker or something? One minute you're in Germany, and you're here the next? Shayne: Well, I could say the same thing about you, couldn't I? Dinah: I live here. What are you doing here? Shayne: Weddings are a joke, aren't they? Dinah: You lied to me twice about your name, and now you're here, thousands of miles away from where we met? Shayne: The bride and the groom are always so hopeful. It's sad, really. Suckers buying into a delusion that love is going to conquer all. What a crock. Dinah: (Laughs) You practically cut my head off for trying to help you in Germany, and now you're here. You're following me around in my town. Are you a stalker? Seriously, because this is starting to look like something out of a stalker's handbook. Shayne: I'm not here for you, okay? I'm not here for anyone. Dinah: So what is this? Is this one big coincidence? Shayne: They're just clueless in there. All right, so you decide to be with somebody, right? You get together, then what? Once you get together, life is just supposed to magically work out? Dinah: You are something else. I'm surprised some lucky lady hasn't snapped you up yet. ("Wedding march" playing) Wow, he's really going through with it. Shayne: Yep. Looks like it. Dinah: I was hoping that this weather would even stop this thing from going down, but guess that didn't even work. Shayne: Like lambs to the slaughter. [SCENE_BREAK] Remy: Hello? Anybody home? Christina: This place is really nice. But where is everyone? Remy: Beats me. Marina called us to be witnesses. Maybe they decided to bag it. Christina: Those two are having as much trouble getting married as we are getting divorced. Remy: We'll be single in no time. Then it's back to our normal lives. Christina: Look, if this witness thing isn't happening, I should really be studying. Remy: Yeah. Get comfortable. Get comfortable. I have an idea that will help you ace the MCATs. Christina: I... I really need to start cramming. Remy: No. Sit down, okay? Read a trashy magazine, take a nap. You overachievers need to chill. And this way someone will be here in case the bride and groom return. Christina: Yeah, I really feel weird being here by myself because I don't know Marina and Mallet that well. Remy: They asked you to be a witness at their wedding. It doesn't get more personal than that. Christina: No. Marrying a total stranger doesn't get more personal than that. Remy: Mm-hmm. I'll get us unhitched in no time. [SCENE_BREAK] Mallet: Frank... you going to let her go any time soon? Frank: I'm thinking about it. (Laughter) I have a few questions first. Marina: Dad, please don't make me hurt you on my wedding day. Eleni: Frank, let her get married. Frank: Well, you know what? A dad has certain job responsibilities on the day of his daughter's wedding and... A.C. Mallet, do you promise to always take good care of her? Mallet: Yes, sir. Frank: Do you promise to always put her first? Mallet: Absolutely. Frank: Do you promise to be the man that she deserves to be with from this day forward? Mallet: She deserves nothing short of my best shot. Frank: And do you promise to never, ever call me dad? (Laughter) Mallet: Come on, Frank, you're pushing it. (Laughter) I mean, you know, you're not losing a daughter. You're gaining a son, Dad. I think I'm entitled to some privileges. Marina: No, please. Please, let's just make a deal. All right? You can't call him dad, pops, or old man. Mallet: You're a tough negotiator. All right, since this is a hostage situation, and I'll agree to the terms. Frank: She is one tough cookie. And now she's all yours. I love you, baby. There you are, Mallet. Mallet: Thank you Frank. Frank: Josh? Josh: Okay. Are we ready to do this? Marina: Yes, please, before my father comes up with something else. Josh: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God to unite this man and this woman. [SCENE_BREAK] Dinah: So what do you care what's going on in there? It's obvious you think all love is doomed. Shayne: And you don't? How come you're alone? Daisy: Hey. You're back. Are we late? Did the wedding start yet? Dinah: I've been trying to reach you. Grady: What are you doing at your ex's wedding? Dinah: I wasn't planning on going in. I was just here having a nice conversation. Grady: You and your friend weren't going to go in there and cause any problems, were you? Dinah: No. Just hanging and talking. Daisy: Well, we better get inside. Grady: I feel like I'm going to court again. Daisy: You look great. Thank you for making this effort. This is our first public date. Grady: I'd do anything for you. But putting me with your family is like putting a pit bull with a crate of kittens. Daisy: They will come around. Just give them time. Okay. Come on. Dinah: Not so fast, partner. We need to talk. [SCENE_BREAK] Josh: Today we are all witness to the union of two people that we care about very much. Daisy: Oops, sorry I'm late. Coop: Daisy, hurry up and get your butt in here. Daisy: Um... we'll stay back here so we don't disturb anybody. Frank: Who's we? Daisy: Oh, I... I brought Grady as my date. Where is he? Frank: This is a really big day for Marina. You don't want to ruin it, do you? Marina: Dad, please... Daisy: Of course not. That's why I got her a great gift, and Grady looks very nice. Frank: You're family, and you belong here, but not with that murderer. Daisy: Hey. Mallet: Guys, there's a... there's a wedding going on. Can we deal with this later? [SCENE_BREAK] Dinah: I've been looking for you under every rock. Grady: Oh, I'm flattered. Dinah: Did I not warn you to stay away from my brother Bill? But instead, you decide to set him up to take the blame for what you did to Lizzie? Grady: What we did. You seem to forget that little fact. Dinah: You operated alone. Grady: I did you a favor. Dinah: What did you tell the cops? Grady: By setting up Bill, I got all of the attention off you. You owe me, sister. The way I recall it, you didn't do too well in the slammer. Dinah: Bill has suffered enough. He doesn't deserve this. Grady: You can thank me later. [SCENE_BREAK] Frank: He needs to leave, Daisy. Daisy: That's not fair. Grady: Look, this is a bad idea. I'm going to go, okay? Daisy: No. No, he's staying and you're just being rude. He's trying, he's trying to fit in with this family. Frank: Ah, that will never happen. Mallet: Frank, come on, let's take it down a notch. This is supposed to be a happy day. Come on. This is supposed to be Marina's day. Frank: You know what, Mallet? You're absolutely right. Honey, I'm sorry. Josh, can we start this again? Daisy: This is not your call, okay? You don't own the place. Grandpa lifted the ban on Grady coming here. Where is Buzz, by the way? I don't know why you keep picking on us. Frank: Okay, you know what, Daisy? Why don't we just let it go, okay. You made a mistake... Grady: The only mistake Daisy made was thinking that her family would accept her. Marina: Let's just all breathe, okay? Grady: Why is everybody treating Daisy like she's such a kid? We didn't do anything wrong. Marina: Coop-- please, Coop, turn on the music now, please. Marina: Dad, please, don't do this. Just let them stay. Frank: This is supposed to be a perfect day for you. This is your wedding day. This is the day you're going to remember for the rest of your life. Do you want him to be a part of it? Marina: I just want a wedding. Coop: Frank, just calm down, okay? Frank: Are you kidding me? Eleni: Maybe, maybe if this young man left now and joined us afterwards for dinner. Daisy: Would you stay out of it? I'm sorry, but you don't even know him. You barely know me. Frank: You know, Daisy, that is enough! This is Marina's day, okay, and he should not be a part of it. Daisy: Okay. If you're kicking my boyfriend out, then I have to leave, too. I am sorry, Marina. You look beautiful. I wish I could stay, and it's, frankly, amazing that you even made it to the altar at all with this group. Let's go, Grady. Frank: Look, I'm sorry, folks, but... Marina: I'm not doing this without her. Mallet: You're going to have a perfect wedding day if it's the last thing I do, okay? I'll go find Daisy, all right? Marina: Thank you. [SCENE_BREAK] Daisy: I am so done with everything Cooper. Let's just not stay where we're not wanted. Grady: Families are tough. Dinah: Grady, we're not finished talking yet. Grady: Yeah we were. You just think about what I said. Dinah: Great. What else could go wrong? Mallet: Dinah? What are you doing here? [SCENE_BREAK] Mel: Hey you. I haven't seen you since you rolled away from the Thanksgiving dinner table. Remy: Uh-huh. Mel: Did you make up with Christina? Remy: Well, she's why I'm here. Mel: You know what? You guys even fight cute. You're so cute. Remy: Shut up, Mel. I need your help. Mel: One-track mind. Okay. I know, you want a divorce. I'm working on it, okay? Remy: No, no. This is about those study notes you offered me when I was getting ready for the exam. I think they might be good for Christina. Mel: Well, isn't that why your fight started? Isn't it going to be a touchy subject? Remy: I'll take my chance. I mean, it could really help her, and she deserves the break. Mel: Okay, I'll bring them right over. Remy: I'll bring them right over. Bring them by Marina's. If you're lucky, you'll see a wedding. Mel: All right. Stop. Remy: Fine. Mel: No alcohol for you. [SCENE_BREAK] Josh: Can we just reschedule then? Because things are at kind of a standstill here. Okay. Ashlee: Cheese puffs? Eleni: I don't know who this Grady guy is, but Frank needs to focus on Marina. It's her day. Ashlee: Yeah, but frank loses all sense when it comes to this guy. I mean, Grady is Cyrus' brother, and Cyrus is the reason why Harley is still in Greece. And, also, Grady killed Cassie's daughter. Eleni: I'm so confused. Coop: Well, every time Frank sees Grady, it's like a dog seeing a red pickup truck. He just takes off right at him. Eleni: But this is Marina's day. Ashlee: It's weird. I expect you Cooper's to be normal. Coop: Yeah, those days are long gone. [SCENE_BREAK] Marina: You know, I am perfectly capable of handling myself, Dad. If Grady is bothering me, I can kick his butt out of her all by myself. Frank: Honey, I know that, okay? I just don't want this guy weaseling his way into this family. Marina: You can't control everything, Dad. Especially my wedding. Eleni: Frankie, what were you thinking? That was completely unnecessary. Frank: You know what, Eleni? There are some things you don't understand, okay? Marina: Oh, here we go! Okay. We cannot fight on my wedding day. You know, Mallet and I can still go ahead and do this wedding ceremony all by ourselves, and no one has to be there. Eleni: No! Frank: Please, please don't do that. We're sorry. I'm sorry. Marina: Okay. I am going to go outside alone and get some fresh air. And when I come back in here, there better be nothing but peace and harmony, or I'm going to arrest all of you for disturbing the peace and my wedding. Shayne: Hey. Long time no see. [SCENE_BREAK] Remy: You look comfortable. Christina: Where have you been? You left me stranded. I wasted precious study time catching up on boring gossip. Remy: Yeah, well, you are really going to love me now. I mean, you're going to love what I just scored you. Mel's amazing study notes. She's going to bring them over. They're real primo stuff. Pretty good, huh? Christina: You got me a study guide? I have a zillion study guides. I have study guides on how to study study guides! I mean, that's probably why I failed the test, because I was so confused. And now you got me another one to throw on the heap? You want to help? Get this divorce. Then I can go on with my life. Remy: It's just a piece of paper. Christina: It's keeping me from going on with my life. I mean, we're together, but we're not together, really, right? Remy: You don't want to be married. Got it. Christina: I don't want to be married to someone who didn't pick me when he was sober. Remy: Yeah, it's probably not the best way to start a relationship. Christina: Is that what we have, a relationship? [SCENE_BREAK] Marina: Oh, my God, Shayne! (Laughs) Oh, my gosh! Oh, what happened to you? Are you okay? Shayne: This is nothing. This is... this is fine. This is temporary. Marina: I knew that you were going to get hurt clearing those landmines. I told you. Shayne: And you were right, as usual. Marina: What are you doing here? What time did you get in? Why didn't you call me? Shayne: I'm not staying. I'm just... I just heard about the wedding. Marina: Right. Oh, yes. I'm getting married now. Well, at least I'm supposed to be getting married now. I don't know, it's so complicated. But your dad is here, and you can come see my whole family and Mallet... you remember A.C. Mallet, right? Please, please come in. I really need a friend to help diffuse the situation. Shayne: I'm not staying. Please don't tell my father I'm here. He doesn't know. Marina: Well, I'll go get him. Shayne: No. Listen, I'm leaving Springfield as soon as I can. Don't tell him I'm here, okay? Marina: Why? Shayne: It doesn't matter why. Just please don't tell him. Marina: Why are you doing this, Shayne? Shayne: Why are you doing this, Marina? Marina: Doing what? Shayne: Marrying this guy? Do you actually think that marrying this guy will make you happy? Marina: I don't... I don't know what you're talking about. Shayne: Exactly what I said. Do you think that marrying Mallet will actually make you happy? Marina: Oh, Shayne, I... is this about you and me? That was so long ago. I mean, we were kids, and I moved on. I thought you had. Shayne: It's not about us... it's... I'm sorry. It's not about us. That's not why I'm here. Marina: Then why? I finally found a good guy, Shayne. I thought you'd be happy for me. Shayne: You're the one who's not going to be happy. [SCENE_BREAK] Mallet: Hey. Dinah: You look spiffy today. Any special occasion? Mallet: Well, thank you. Are you here because of the wedding? Dinah: I didn't plan on coming. I just ended up here. Mallet: One last good-bye. Dinah: No. It's never been that simple with us, has it? I guess it's the way you just can't stop staring at an accident. Mallet: That's a... that's a great analogy. Dinah: That came out wrong. That came out wrong. What I meant is that, you know, even though that what you're about to look at is going to be so upsetting, you just can't help but look. Mallet: Maybe you should go home. Dinah: Maybe I thought you wouldn't go through with it. Maybe I thought... I was hanging on to something, hanging on to one tiny little hope of some sort. Mallet: Are you going to be okay? Dinah: Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to freak out. I'm not going to freak out. Look, I can give you a bunch of excuses why I'm here today, like I was out sledding, but the truth is I couldn't stay away. Not where you're concerned. It's not possible. [SCENE_BREAK] Marina: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do you know Mallet's not going to make me happy? You don't even know the guy. Shayne: I know that... hmmm, he was married to your aunt when we were still in playpens. Marina: You're mean. You don't know him now. Shayne: I don't need to know him, Marina, to know that this is going to end badly. Marina: Oh, really? Since when did you become an expert? Shayne: Love will sucker punch the best of us. Marina: Wait a minute. Is this because of the... Shayne: The chair? The chair. No, it's not because of the damn chair. Marina: Then what is it? Shayne: Look, I'm just... I'm just trying to share one of life's hard realities with you, okay? Marina: Bull. I know you, remember? And I remember exactly how you feel about love. Shayne: Like you said, we were kids, right? I didn't know anything back then. Marina: What's going on with you, Shayne? What the hell really happened over there? [SCENE_BREAK] Dinah: You have told me over and over again how Marina has made you so happy, and I get it. I don't like it, but I get it. Mallet: I know this has been hard for you. It was hard for me, too. Dinah: Mallet, you've moved on. And I know that. But I... I feel like I've been treading water. Not in my head, but in my heart because I know you're gone. And I should have kept my distance today. You should be with Marina drinking champagne out of her shoes or something, not consoling your ex. And I don't want to ruin your special day. Mallet: You haven't ruined anything. Dinah: Give me time. I'm just getting started. [SCENE_BREAK] Shayne: Look, look, I promise you that this is not about me, and this is not about what happened to me over there. Marina: Okay, then what is it, Shayne? You just had some time on your hands and you thought you would come crash my wedding? I'm sorry. Look, please, please, please, please, please. I love Mallet, and he loves me. Shayne: Is it enough? Is that enough? Marina: What else is there? Shayne: We hurt the people that we love the most, okay? Especially when they leave, and they always leave. Marina: He's not going anywhere, Shayne. Shayne: Oh, really? What guarantees that? Love guarantees that? Love keeps you safe? Because let me tell you something, behind all of the promises, the pillow talk, the pretty talk, it's just a fat load of crap! Marina: You've been drinking. Shayne: I... I've had a few beers, yes. Marina: Shayne, go home, okay? Go home. Go home and sit this out. Shayne: No. I'm not drunk! I mean I wish the hell I could get drunk. Marina: Okay. Listen, okay, I want... I want to hear all about your life, Shayne, I do. I want to hear everything and I'm sure that Mallet, he's going to want to see you again, too. So you go home and you get some rest. Rest, please, and we'll talk tomorrow, okay? We'll talk tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow, and it'll be fine. You'll see. You're going to see you're wrong. You're wrong about everything here. You're wrong about Mallet and everything, okay? So I'll see you later. Welcome home. Shayne: Marina! Marina, what happened? Where are you going? About the things I never got to say and now I'm standing here above the ground I tear and then I look back... [SCENE_BREAK] Daisy: What is with this family? They say you can come to the restaurant, and then they practically stone you. Grady: I'm going to burn this damn jacket. Daisy: My uncle can't make a go of his marriage, and he thinks he can lecture me? Grady: Hey, you can't expect miracles. They just don't exist. Daisy: They do. They have to, or else everything's just ordinary. No. Bill came back to Lizzie, didn't he? And Lizzie never gave up. Grady: Yeah, but that's hardly a miracle. I mean, the guy's on the hook for kidnapping. Daisy: Well, the cops will find who really did it, and then Bill and Lizzie will be free to have their happy ending. Grady: Just like you think we will? Daisy: We're kind of a lot like them. We've had to fight through so much, including a family who is obviously clueless about forgiving. You and I, we'll get our miracle. [SCENE_BREAK] Christina: Don't you want to move on, too? All we are is a mistake, right? Mel: Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I? Remy: No. Christina: No. Mel: Okay. Well, here are those notes you asked me for. And I've got to go because I have a big case, okay? Remy: Wait a minute. Let's talk about this divorce. Mel: Oh, you know, I'm glad you brought that up. Because... this is kind of awkward. I'm not going to be able to help you anymore. Christina: What? Mel: Well, I've already spent so much time on it, and I'm really busy, so... Remy: It's divorce 101. Mel: I'm out, okay? If you two still want to split, then you're going to have to do this on your own. Remy: How long is that going to take? Mel: I don't know. You can handle it, though. Remy: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You cannot leave us hanging like this. Come on, sis, have a heart. Christina: Did we say something to make you mad? Mel: You guys, I'm not just a career woman. I'm a double career woman, and a pro bono divorce case is just the thing that would put my to-do list on overdrive. Christina: We are so thankful to you, Mel, for everything that you've done so far. We're really grateful, right, Remy? Remy: Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes, thank you, Mel. Just get a book and read, and we'll figure it out. Mel: And if you want my suggestion, I say you spend some time talking, a lot of time talking, and you'll figure it out. [SCENE_BREAK] Grady: We should go inside somewhere, huh? Where it's nice and warm. Daisy: My family is never going to come around about you, right? I should face it. Grady: I've done things that they're not going to forget. I guess I have to live with that. Daisy: Maybe not. Grady: Should I even ask? Daisy: Bill. Bill knows what it is like to be an outcast. So, you know, once things are settled with his life, maybe he will give you a job. Grady: Me, work for Bill Lewis? Daisy: Yeah. Sure. No, once the cop finds who, you know, actually kidnapped Lizzie, then he can go back to moving and shaking things at Spaulding-Lewis. Grady: You want me to work in an office, like, every day? Daisy: He's my uncle. I can put in a good word for you. Grady: They're going to laugh me out of the place if I go looking for a job there. Daisy: No. You underestimate yourself, okay? It's lucky you have me to set you straight. You are smart, you're determined. You can have anything you set your mind to. Grady: You really see me that way? Daisy: You can be anything you want to be. Grady: The only thing I want to be right now is with you. [SCENE_BREAK] Frank: You have to believe me when I tell you that the last thing I want to do is ruin my daughter's wedding. Eleni: Well, you have to understand that you can't control people's lives. People love who they love. Frank: I am well aware of that. [SCENE_BREAK] Coop: Well, that was one for the books. Ashlee: It could be worse. Josh: That's a little hard to picture at the moment. So... do you think we should wait or call it a day or... Marina: So, where were we? Josh: Well, we weren't sure if you wanted to continue. Marina: Of course I do. This is my wedding day. Josh: Okay. Mallet hasn't come back yet. I'll go see if I can find him. Marina: No, you don't need to do that. He knows where to find me. [SCENE_BREAK] Mallet: Are you going to be okay? Dinah: Yes, I'm always okay. I'm a survivor. You pulled me out of the fire, and I just kept ticking. I will be fine. Mallet: Okay. I hate to leave you like this. Do you want to come inside or something? Dinah: No, no, no. That's the one thing that would probably make me not fine right now. So, no, you better go. Your bride's waiting. Mallet: Okay. Well, I'll always remember what we had. Dinah: Thank you. Thank you. Good-bye. Good-bye. Mallet: See you. Dinah: Bye. [SCENE_BREAK] Mallet: Hi there. Marina: I thought you might be back before now. What happened? Mallet: I got a little side- tracked. Marina: With Daisy? Mallet: Ah... no, I couldn't find her. Marina: I guess it's best to let her cool off about things. Mallet: Yeah. What happened to you? Did you get your dad to calm down? Marina: It's kind of a long story. I'm glad you're here. Coop: Hey, hi. How are you? That looks great. Can we save that for the honeymoon because there is a wedding to finish right here and there's a lot of food to be served, and I'm hungry. Marina: Wow, Henry, it's always about you. Coop: I wish. No, I would love to be as happy as you two are right now. Frank: You know what, Josh? Can we start this all over? Can we take this from the top, buddy? I promise, I'll be a good boy. Mallet: Sounds like a plan. [SCENE_BREAK] Dinah: I thought you took off. Shayne: I tried to help her. She didn't listen. Dinah: Who? Shayne: Marina. Dinah: How do you know Marina? I think you owe me an answer. Shayne: Owe you? I owe you nothing. Dinah: What the hell? Who are you? Why are you in Springfield? [SCENE_BREAK] Remy: Well, we're going to have to read it eventually. Christina: Guess so. So where do we get started? Remy: Um... are you the complaint, or am I? And do you know the state laws? Christina: If I study one more thing, my head's going to explode. Remy: Look, I'm sorry my sister flaked on us. I didn't see that coming. Christina: You can't be mad at Mel. Her time's important. It looks like we're going to be stuck with each other longer than we thought. Remy: Right. It's no big deal. How about we have some dinner together to talk about splitting up, of course? Christina: Great. Dinner it is. [SCENE_BREAK] Mel: Of course I lied, Mom. Remy's clearly crazy about her, but he's too chicken to say it. Listen, if I get them divorced, then they're going to run out of excuses to see each other. All those two need is to spend a little time together to realize how perfect they are for each other. [SCENE_BREAK] Grady: If they hadn't kicked us out of the wedding... Daisy: Then we probably wouldn't be doing this. Grady: Did I mention how much I love your family? (Laughter) [SCENE_BREAK] Josh: True love is a precious thing. Once you find it, you cherish it and I think it goes without saying, that we are all in the presence of true love right here and now. The kind of love that is the answer to all of our problems and... Shayne: I can't listen to this crap anymore. Dinah: You can't go in there. Josh: Challenges... Shayne. Oh, my God. What happened? Dinah: Shayne? Shayne Lewis? Mallet: Shayne Lewis? Little Shayne Lewis? You're the guy that tried to pick a fight with me the other day. Listen, man, this isn't a good time, okay? We're trying to do something here. Shayne: Really? What are you trying to do, exactly? I'm just curious. What do you guys think that you're going to get out of it? Josh: Shayne. What happened? Why...? Shayne: I'm okay. Dad, I'm okay. It's just a scratch, all right. I asked you a question? Marina: Shayne, come on, remember... Mallet: We're getting married, okay? We're getting married right now, okay? So don't interrupt. If you want to stay, you're more than welcome to have a piece of cake. Shayne: Have some cake? That's cute, man. Thanks a lot. I appreciate that. Marriage, I know. Love, honor, respect. Do you really think that you can do that in this screwed up world, Mallet? Do you? Does anyone really think that they can do that? Mallet: Hey, man, we don't want any trouble, okay? Maybe someone can take him home? Josh: Yeah. I'll take him home and then I'll come back. Shayne: Back off! Mallet: I don't want to fight you. Shayne: Why? Why? Because you're a cop or because I'm in a wheelchair, huh? Mallet: Actually, it's both. Dinah: Mallet, Mallet! Mallet: I'm not worried about him. Dinah: Shayne, stop! Shayne: That's okay, Dinah. He's not worried about me. Frank: Get him down! [SCENE_BREAK] Coming up on "Guiding Light"... Alan: Get your priorities straight. Beth: Don't take me for granted, Alan. I told Alan I was at the law library. Let's hope that he didn't check up on me. Alan: Have you seen Beth? You should have told me this when there was something I could do about it! Beth: Who was that? Alan: One soon to be fired investigator.