Connie drops by Johnny's apartment. Carly wonders what business Kate has with Johnny. Connie says she wants to have her wedding and reception at the Haunted Star. Carly has to leave to take care of a mess at the Metro Court. Connie tells Johnny that she fabricated the mess to get rid of Carly for a while. She hands Johnny papers to sign and threatens to turn him in if he doesn't sign them. He reluctantly signs. Trey tells Joe Junior that he isn't sure he wants Sonny's fortune because he likes Kristina. Joe says Sonny deserves everything that's coming to him. Trey asks him what exactly Sonny has coming to him. He wants to know why Joe wanted him to marry Kristina to get close to Sonny. Joe tells Trey not to worry about it. Kristina tells Sonny and Alexis that she isn't going to sign the annulment papers. She reveals that she and Trey consummated the marriage and want to stay together. Alexis suggests that Kristina and Trey go through the dating and getting to know each other phases of their relationship and then have a real wedding when the time is right. Sonny says the marriage will be annulled on the grounds of fraud. Trey comes over and tells Alexis and Sonny that he genuinely cares for Kristina and wants a future with her. Joe gets a visitor. Heather is about to leave Téa's house with Victor when John McBain knocks on the door looking for Téa. Téa comes home and lets him in. Heather goes into the nursery so John won't see her. Téa tells John that she thought he had moved to Port Charles. He says he hasn't moved; he has just been helping the police department. He tells her about the restraining order to keep him away from Natalie and Liam. Téa says she can't represent him in the custody case because it would be a conflict of interest as Buchanan Enterprises has her on retainer. Téa tells McBain that Todd saved Victor's life the night he was born. She says the baby inherited a blood disorder that doesn't seem to run in her family or in Victor Senior's family. She adds that the baby keeps his father alive for her and that she doesn't know what she would do without him. John asks Téa for a glass of water, and while she is out of the room, he swabs Victor's mouth for a DNA sample. Spinelli is drinking alone at the Floating Rib. Maxie offers to be his sounding board, but he doesn't want to talk to her about it. As she is leaving, he blurts out that Jason and Sam are getting divorced instead of celebrating their anniversary. Maxie tells Spinelli that she is looking into having Kate's reception there because Kate said she wants to embrace her Connie side. Maxie fondly recalls he non-wedding with Spinelli. Jason and Sam both go to the restaurant where they were married. The owner seats them together. The owner's grandson, Robert, recalls that when they came to the restaurant last year, he thought they were running from the law, but they were just running from an over-planned wedding. Looking at Sam's expression, he asks if they are running from something now. The owner's wife is pleased to see that they brought their figurines and is happy to see that Jason and Sam remember about the double happiness of the phoenix and the dragon. She insists on preparing an anniversary meal for them. She comes back moments later with the meal. Robert says he thinks his grandmother was expecting them. Robert makes a toast on his grandmother's behalf. He says that his grandparents found that the secret to getting through the bad times was to remember the good times. Jason and Sam remember making their wedding vows. The restaurant owner translates his wife's request that Jason and Sam come back every year, even after the owners have passed away. Swept up by the sentiment, Jason and Sam kiss.
Sonny: [Sighs] Where in the hell is Kristina? I mean, this is -- how long are we gonna wait here? Alexis: She said she was on her way, and your pacing is making me nervous, and it's not gonna get her here any faster. Sonny: We're on the same page, right? Alexis: Yes! We're on the same page, for the hundredth time. Though -- Sonny: "Though" what? Alexis: I'm not that comfortable keeping things from her after the debacle at Yale, right? So I don't see why she can't know who her husband really is. Sonny: He's the son of Joe Scully, the animal who raped Kate. That's all you got to know. Alexis: He's also Kate's son. Sonny: Okay. When Kate finds out about this, it will be brutal. I have to handle it right. Look at me. You can't say anything. Alexis: Okay. You're right. The best thing for everyone is for you and Kate to get married and for Kristina to unmarry Trey before anyone finds out about him. Kristina: What's there to know? [SCENE_BREAK] Trey: So, this is where you're living these days, huh? Joe Jr.: Not for long. You know, just until we reclaim what's ours. Trey: Yeah, about that, Dad. Um -- I don't think I really want this to be ours anymore. [SCENE_BREAK] Carly: There you go. Think this is a little better than tea. Johnny: That's an improvement. Carly: Yes. Johnny: You know, you better be careful. You keep treating me so well, I'm not gonna want to recuperate. Carly: [Laughing] Well, you have to. Johnny: Yeah? [Knock on door] Carly: Oh, here. Hold that. Johnny: All right. Connie: Carly. Carly: What are you doing here? Connie: Well, I -- I just have some business I'd like to discuss with Johnny. [SCENE_BREAK] Spinelli: How is it that two people who are so clearly meant for each other can't just see it, admit it, get over themselves, and do something about it? Maxie: Shirley Temple, hold the Temple? Spinelli, there is vodka in here. All right, I know that you don't want to be my friend, but right now, it looks like you kind of need one, so -- what do you say we put our non-friendship on hold? [SCENE_BREAK] Heather: It's time to hit the road, baby. We got to get out of here before someone catches us. [Knock on door] McBain: Téa, it's John McBain! Heather: John McBain. That's the cop Todd Manning hates. [SCENE_BREAK] Mr. Yi: Sit. I'll tell my wife you're here. Jason: I didn't expect to find you here. Sam: Yeah, I -- I did not expect to find me here, either. Um -- I don't -- I don't really know why I came. I got this back unexpectedly today, and I guess I was -- feeling kind of nostalgic. Do you know whatever happened to the other one? Wow. That is some coincidence, isn't it? Jason: Yep. Some coincidence. Just, uh -- just came here to think. Sam: Me too. And remember. Jason: A lot happened in a year. Sam: Yes. A lot has happened in a year. A year ago, when we found this place -- when we got married, everything was good. How long did it take for Franco to destroy us? Was like less than two months, right? Jason: [Sighs] Sam: I'm sorry. That's not what I came here to remember. Jason: Me neither. Sam: It's funny, but I thought coming here -- would somehow make everything that happened after we got married go away. Jason: I wish it could, but we both know it can't. Sam: You're right. We can't. We can't move backward, only forward. [Sighs] I guess this is a good time -- Robert: Hey, I thought I recognized that bike outside. How you doing? Jason: I'm good. How you doing? Robert: Real good. Sam. Sam: Hi. Robert: Haven't seen you since the 4th. Oh, wait a minute. I know why you guys are here. Happy anniversary. [SCENE_BREAK] Spinelli: While a non-friendship détente is -- tempting -- the cause of my upset is of an intimate nature, and to share that with someone who shuns my intimacy -- seems counterproductive. Maxie: Fine. Needed to talk to Mac about Kate's bachelorette party, anyway. Spinelli: Jason and Sam are getting a divorce! Instead of celebrating their anniversary. Maxie: I'm sorry, Spinelli. I know you really care about them. I mean, I do, too. I just -- I don't get to see Sam as much as I would like to, but I know if I ever needed anything, she would always be there. And Jason is -- Jason. I know I always say he's a blockhead, and he is, but he's also very nice and surprisingly sensitive. But he also has major communication issues, and now he's breaking up with the one person he manages to communicate with. So sad when two people who were obviously meant to be together can't work it out. Spinelli: Just seems so wrong, especially with everything that Jason is trying to do for her. Maxie: What's he trying to do for her? [SCENE_BREAK] Heather: Great. That's all I need is that nosy cop finding me here with Sam Morgan's son. [Knock on door] McBain: Téa, you there? Hey. Téa: John? McBain: Yeah, it's me. Téa: What are you doing here? McBain: What? An old friend can't just drop by unannounced? Téa: Well, if you'd called, then you wouldn't have to talk to my door all day. McBain: I know. Téa: Listen, why don't you come inside. Victor's with his nanny. I can't wait for you to see him. McBain: Well -- [SCENE_BREAK] Sonny: No one's gonna know you married Trey, I'm gonna make sure "Mob Princess" does not hit the air, and if I have to sue everybody, I'll sue everybody. I don't care about that. Alexis: It's not gonna come to that because once they find out that the wedding was staged and immediately annulled -- Kristina: Except it wasn't. Alexis: Not yet, because here are the annulment papers, so all you have to do is sign them, and it's like you were never even married. Sonny: Here's a pen. Kristina: Thanks, Dad, but I'm not signing it. [SCENE_BREAK] Joe Jr.: What do you mean you don't want it to be ours? We're partners. It's always been the two of us -- father, son, right? Trey: And no mother. Joe Jr.: And now that you know who she is, you can see why we're better off without her. Trey: I don't want to talk about that. Joe Jr.: Fine by me. What's on your mind, Kid? And don't tell me nothing. I know better. Trey: Dad, I don't think I can help you get back what Sonny owes you now that Kristina and I have gotten close. Joe Jr.: I don't understand. You married this girl. That was always the plan. You listened to me, and you convinced her to stay married. Trey: I'm trying to explain, okay? I like this girl. We're trying to be a real couple. Joe Jr.: Well, I think that's great. Whatever kind of marriage you two kids have is fine by me. Just as long as you stay married. [SCENE_BREAK] Carly: What do you need to discuss with Johnny. Johnny: Carly, it's okay. I can handle it. Connie: I wanted to talk to Johnny about the wedding. Carly: What about it? He's not gonna go. He's recuperating. Connie: Oh, that's too bad. I was really hoping that you guys would be there. But I want to have it at the Haunted Star. Carly: You want to have it at the Haunted Star? Connie: Yeah, the ceremony and the reception. Carly: Why? I mean, isn't the Archer Pavilion more your style or the Metro Court? You keep reminding me that you're part owner. Connie: I can't have it at the Metro Court. Carly: Why not? Connie: Because of Connie. [SCENE_BREAK] Spinelli: Jason is keeping himself in top shape, and -- Sam should appreciate that. Maxie: Isn't Jason already in great shape in his line of work? Spinelli: Yes, indeed. He exhibits formidable physical prowess. All the better to act heroically on Sam's behalf. Maxie: Well, I guess being Sam's hero wasn't enough, which is sad. I knew that they were fighting, but I always thought Jason and Sam would make it work. Spinelli: Yeah, as did I. Their love for each other was without question. Maxie: Maybe that disaster of a wedding ceremony I threw them was a bad omen. I'm really hoping that the wedding I'm throwing Sonny and Kate turns out to be much better, but with the choices Kate's making, I'm beginning to wonder. I mean, I am all for loosening up, but if she's not careful, she's gonna end up with a tacky nightmare right out of a reality television show. But this is my one and only chance to get reinstated as Kate's personal assistant. Spinelli: Okay, at the risk of jeopardizing our current cease-fire, this isn't about you. Maxie: I know. I am trying to be a better and more generous person, so even though I do have a teeny tiny ulterior motive when it comes to planning Sonny and Kate's wedding, I feel like I'm doing a good deed. And if Kate wants to have her bachelorette party here, I mean -- Spinelli: Wait, wait. Pool tables and all? That doesn't really seem like Ms. Howard's style. Maxie: I know. She said she's embracing her Connie side now that she's all integrated or put back together or whatever. Spinelli: I hope she doesn't embrace too much. Her Connie side hurt a lot of people. [SCENE_BREAK] Johnny: I thought Connie was gone. Connie: Well, Johnny, I'm glad to see getting shot hasn't dulled your wits. Now, I can't have it at the Metro Court because of that horrible birthday party that Connie threw Sonny. Carly: Yeah, the one where she lured everyone there so she could run off and sleep with my boyfriend. Connie: It was horrible. Johnny: That's ancient history. Carly: Okay, I don't understand this at all. Why would you want to have your wedding in a place that's owned by someone who, "A," Sonny considers an enemy, and, "B," you accused of taking advantage of you? [SCENE_BREAK] Trey: I hate lying to her about my own father, about your history with her father. You know, and if that's not enough, then all of a sudden, I find out that Sonny is marrying this woman, who happens to be my long-lost mother, and that the only reason I even exist is because she cheated on Sonny with you when you guys were kids. Joe Jr.: Yeah, I know. It's a lot to take in. Trey: Yeah, Dad, it is. Okay? And that's before even knowing anything about this big plan to destroy Kristina's father. Joe Jr.: [Sighs] Tell me that you're not feeling guilty about going after Sonny. Trey: Dad, look, I know we don't have the most traditional marriage, but the fact is, Sonny is still my father-in-law. Kristina loves him -- Joe Jr.: Sonny is a liar and a thief! And he deserves everything that's coming to him! Trey: Yeah, Dad? What's coming to him? What are you gonna do? [SCENE_BREAK] Sonny: You're not signing the annulment why? Kristina: Because it's not right. Alexis: No, it's right. It's so airtight, it's practically a time machine. Sonny: We can end this marriage right now -- 1, 2, 3. It says right there on the papers. As long as you haven't done the deed -- Kristina: Except we have. Sonny: You -- you have what? Kristina: Consummated. So the marriage cannot be legally annulled. Alexis: Yes, it can, because nonconsumation is not the only element I need to file an annulment. We'll just redraft the petition and cite something else. Kristina: Don't you get it? I don't want an annulment. Trey and I have a real marriage now, and we have no intention of ending it. [SCENE_BREAK] Sam: Actually, Jason and I are -- Robert: I can't believe it's been a year already. Jason: Uh, yeah. Sam and I didn't really plan to come here -- Robert: Well, you didn't plan on coming here last year, either. Remember? I thought you guys were running away from the police. Then you assured me you were just running away from your overplanned wedding. Wait. You're not running from something now, are you? [SCENE_BREAK] Téa: Susan? Huh. Probably in the nursery. I'll go check. Make yourself at home. McBain: Yeah, okay. Place is nice. Téa: Thanks! [SCENE_BREAK] Heather: A good boy. Téa: Oh, there you are. Heather: How was your meeting? Téa: Oh, it was great. Heather: Good. Téa: How's he doing? Heather: He's an angel, as usual. Téa: For a second there, I thought you'd gone out without telling me. I should have known you would have never taken him anywhere without calling or letting me know. Heather: No, never. Téa: Anyway, come on. Let's take our boy downstairs. There's someone I want him to meet. [SCENE_BREAK] Sam: Robert, we're not exactly running from anything. Jason: Yeah, Robert, you should know that -- Mrs. Yi: Ay-yi-yi! [Speaking Chinese] [Chuckling] Sam: Mrs. Yi, what happened? Robert: Oh, my grandmother hasn't been well this past year. It was good to see her smile. Mrs. Yi: [Speaking Chinese] Robert: Double happiness. My grandmother's pleased you remembered. [SCENE_BREAK] Jason, you stand beneath the symbol of the dragon. Sam, you stand beneath the symbol of the phoenix, for the union between a bride and a groom is the union between phoenix and the dragon. Alone, they bring happiness, but together, they bring double happiness. [SCENE_BREAK] Sam: [Chuckles] Yes, we remember. [SCENE_BREAK] Sonny: Wait till I get my hands on the son of a bitch. Kristina: You will not lay a hand on my husband. Sonny: Like he laid his hands on you? Huh? Did he force himself like that other -- what was his name? Kristina: Dad! It's okay. Trey did not force himself on me. I know you don't like him, but Trey and I -- we want to be together. Sonny: For what? Season 2 of "Mob Princess"? Kristina: I know it started out as a TV stunt, but now our relationship is real. Alexis: Real relationships lead up to marriage. They don't start with one. Kristina: Okay, so we skipped a few steps. Alexis: Yeah, don't you want to take those steps? That'll be fun. Don't you want to date, get to know each other? Kristina: I know all I need to know about Trey. Sonny: No, you -- the hell! Come on, Kristina! Alexis: All I'm saying is that you might want to just start over and act like a normal couple. Don't you want a courtship, a wedding that doesn't take place in a Vegas strip? You deserve better than that. Kristina: I appreciate your concern, Mom. I do. But this? This is gonna work for us. So you can tear up that agreement 'cause we're not getting an annulment. Sonny: This marriage will be annulled! Do you know on the grounds of what?! Fraud! [SCENE_BREAK] Trey: I've done everything that you've asked me to do up to this point. Everything. I deserve to know. I need answers here, Dad. You know, all these years, you've kept these secrets from me about my family, about who my mother was! Joe Jr.: Well, it's because I was trying to protect you! Trey: I don't need protection, Dad! I need answers. "Leave it to me" just doesn't fly anymore. Joe Jr.: Look, Trey, I know that you're worried about this girl, that you don't want her to get hurt, but just remember that she's not the target! Trey: Dad -- Joe Jr.: Her father is. Trey: Dad, I get that. Okay? But I have real feelings for Kristina. Even if I did marry her because you needed me inside, because you wanted somebody close to her family -- why, Dad? Close for what? [SCENE_BREAK] Connie: Look, Carly, I assure you, if I could go elsewhere, I would, but this is the only thing available, and the Haunted Star has a full bar, it has the best sound system in town, and I really need to get it handled today. Carly: You couldn't have gone through Lulu? She's gonna be your daughter-in- law. She's part owner in the club? Connie: Well, I tried that, but she didn't get back to me, and I'm not gonna sit around waiting for her to. Carly: Okay, this is awkward. You couldn't have found someone else to do your bidding? Connie: Well, this is none of your business, but Maxie is coordinating my wedding, God help me. Johnny: Listen, Kate, why don't we meet later at the Star? We can discuss this there, huh? Connie: Well, I would, Johnny, but time is of the essence. I'm sure you can appreciate that. [SCENE_BREAK] Heather: Oh, he's just dropping off. Téa: Mm. Heather: You know parenting rule number 1 -- never wake a sleeping baby. Téa: You're right. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that. Okay, no problem. Just bring him down when he wakes up, okay? Heather: Sure. [SCENE_BREAK] Téa: Believe it or not, Victor refuses to drink from anything but sippy cups now. McBain: Yeah. I think Victor Sr. had the same problem. Téa: [Laughs] McBain: Where is the little guy? Téa: Oh, he's napping, which is actually good because -- gives us a chance to talk. McBain: Something on your mind, Counselor? Téa: Actually, there is, Detective. McBain: Ah. Interesting. Téa: I'm a little surprised to see you here. I thought you settled in Port Charles. McBain: No. [Chuckles] I definitely haven't settled. I was just sort of -- helping out. Téa: Yeah, I read recently that you were helping the police out. McBain: Yeah, things got a little intense. Téa: Ah. Something like that makes you take stock of what you have and -- what you have to lose, huh? McBain: That it does. Téa: So you're back in Llanview for Natalie? McBain: Natalie's in seclusion somewhere, thanks to Clint. And there is a restraining order keeping me from seeing Natalie or Liam, and I've been told if I violate it, I risk losing my son permanently. Téa: After everything you two went through to find your way back to each other. McBain: Tell me about it. Téa: So, you must be here to talk to me about the child. [SCENE_BREAK] Jason: Well, it's been great seeing you again. I really should go. Sam: Yeah, I actually -- I have to get back to work, as well. Mrs. Yi: [Speaking Chinese] Mr. Yi: My wife will not allow it. She says you must stay for an anniversary feast. [Conversing in Chinese] Sam: Uh, listen, thank you so much, but we -- Jason: Really not necessary. Sam: Jason and I, we really don't feel right accepting this. I know it's a nice gesture and all. Robert: Look, I shouldn't tell you this, but my grandmother's actually quite ill. We fear she's not even gonna make it to her own next anniversary. It would make her very happy if she could do this for you. So, please, stay. Sam: I didn't -- I didn't realize. Jason: Yeah, we'll -- yeah, we'll stay. Sam: I feel terrible lying to those people, letting them think that we came in here to celebrate. Jason: No, it's important to them, so -- Sam: You don't mind being the center of attention? Jason: [Sighs] Well, that's why you always get stuck running interference. Sam: Well, okay. It is for a good cause. The Yis have been very kind to us. Jason: Yes, they have. Sam: Don't tell me you just whipped this up. Robert: This may seem odd, but I think my grandmother was expecting you. [SCENE_BREAK] Téa: I assumed you're here to ask me to represent you to restore your rights as Liam's father. McBain: Yeah, the thought did cross my mind. Téa: I would love to help you out. I really would. But I'm kind of caught in the middle here. I'm close to Natalie's family, especially to Vicki, and I don't know if you know this, but I, um -- I represent B.E. for Clint now. McBain: Oh, I didn't -- I didn't know. Congratulations. Téa: Thank you. McBain: I understand that's now a conflict of interest, right? Téa: A little bit. McBain: Yeah. Téa: Sorry about that. McBain: No, don't. I understand. Téa: And I'm really sorry to hear about what's happening between you and Natalie and Liam. For what it's worth, I am furious at Todd for his role in your breakup. McBain: I thought you were just furious with him in general. Téa: [Chuckles] Well, when the man who murders your husband then delivers your baby by the side of the road in a torrential downpour, it's kind of hard to hate him quite as much. Todd is the reason -- that Victor is alive. McBain: Hey, speaking of which, I -- would really love to see the little guy before I go. Téa: Oh, listen. He's a cat-napper. He should be up by now. Hold on. McBain: Okay. [SCENE_BREAK] Téa: Susan. Heather: I can't let that man see me, munchkin. He knows who I am. And I know who he is. He's the one that's been fooling around with Sam Morgan. That's another reason that tramp doesn't deserve to be your mother. Téa: Susan? Heather: Hi. You've got perfect timing. Look who just woke up. Téa: Oh, good. Oh, come with me, Papi. [Grunts] Why don't you come with us? Meet my friend. Heather: Oh, well, I thought since I was up here, I'd just start folding the baby's laundry. Téa: That is so thoughtful. Heather: Oh, there isn't anything I wouldn't do for this baby. [SCENE_BREAK] Téa: You ready, John? McBain: Hmm. Téa: Oh, here's my big boy. McBain: [Chuckles] He is a big boy. And handsome, too. Look at him. Téa: Just like his dad, huh? McBain: Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy. Téa: [Laughs] McBain: Hi. Pleased to meet you. Téa: That's John McBain. McBain: Wow. Téa: I feel so grateful, John, and not just because of the way he came into this world. McBain: That was some night. Téa: Victor inherited a blood disorder. Yeah, he got it from either me or from his father, though neither one of us has a history of it in our family. It's called Beta Thalassemia. Have you heard of it? McBain: I'll be sure to look it up. Téa: Yeah. McBain: Hi. Téa: He's a miracle in so many ways. Oh, yeah, he is. [Baby cries] Téa: He's kept his father alive for me. And you know, he was totally unexpected. And now I don't know what I would do without him. [SCENE_BREAK] Maxie: Well, I really need this to go well for Kate. I mean, my record as a wedding planner is kind of spotty. It's weird to think that the only good ceremony I was a part of was -- our non-wedding. Do you remember how much fun we had going around looking for the perfect place to have a ceremony? You even took me to that Zen garden. Spinelli: I just assumed that you were being extra picky as a stalling tactic. Maxie: That, too. I was afraid to get married. I was even more afraid to tell you. So I psyched myself into walking all the way down that aisle -- and then you sweetly refused to marry me. Spinelli: We obviously weren't meant to be married to each other. Maxie: Yeah. That must be it. [SCENE_BREAK] Trey: What do you expect me to do to help the situation now that I'm Kristina's husband? What, you just want me to walk in and liquidate her bank accounts? The money's not even hers, Dad, not to mention the fact that she's got three brothers who have just as much claim to Sonny's fortune as she does. So what are your big plans? Joe Jr.: You're right, Son. I've already involved you too much. You should go and, you know, try to be happy with this girl, especially now that you're staying married. Trey: That -- that's all you need from me? Joe Jr.: That's it. Don't worry. Everything'll be all right. Trey: I don't understand. I'm supposed to be a big part of this plan. So if I'm out, then what? The whole thing just goes up in smoke? Joe Jr.: I guess it will. [SCENE_BREAK] Kristina: Seriously? Fraud? That is the last thing -- Sonny: Trey married you under false pretenses. He manipulated you into the ceremony for the television show. Kristina: And it's not fraud if I was in on it. Sonny: And I'm sure he told you this whole story about me and his father having bad blood? Kristina: Dad, it was a story to make the show more interesting. Sonny: I don't care! This whole thing with you and Trey, it's not real! This marriage! Kristina: It is if we say it is. Alexis: Can I say something? Kristina: Not if you're gonna sound like him. Alexis: No, I'm gonna sound like me, which could be worse. You know, there are legal ramifications to this. There's power of attorney, there's inheritance. You need to think about that. You can't just marry someone because you're attracted to him and because the papers have already been signed. Kristina: I went into this arrangement with my eyes open. It is what I wanted then, and it's what I want now. If anything, you two should be happy for me. Sonny: Kristina, you can't stay in this marriage. Kristina: I don't want to end it and neither does Trey, and there's no legal way anyone else can do it for us. Isn't that right, Mom? Alexis: Yes, it's right. Kristina: Thank you. So instead of worrying about my marriage, which is fine, maybe you should concentrate on your own wedding to Kate. [SCENE_BREAK] Carly: What's her problem? Johnny: She's Bridezilla. So here's what I'm thinking. She's hell bent on having this thing at the Star, so I jack up the price, and I can make a serious dent in the loan. Right? [Cell phone rings] Carly: Ooh. Yes. This is Carly. What? When? Oh, God. Johnny: What? Carly: The ice machine at the Metro Court broke down, and there's water everywhere. Can you please go handle this? Connie: Carly, I'm planning a wedding. I have to do this today. Carly: Today? Connie: Yes! Carly: I will be back as soon as I can. Thank you. [SCENE_BREAK] Connie: Thank you. Ugh! I thought she'd never leave. We got to do this. We don't have much time. She's gonna go and come right back. Johnny: You did that? Connie: Yeah, I did that. She's hovering over you, and plus, you're not gonna grow a pair and tell her to beat it. Johnny: You're crazy, coming over here. You saw her face. She was suspicious. Connie: Will you relax? She bought it, all right? And while you're sitting on your butt getting foot rubs and drinking Darjeeling, I've been busy. I got the papers, I signed them. It's your turn. Johnny: There's no way in hell that I'm signing that. Connie: [Scoffs] It's so cute that you think you have a choice. Johnny: There's got to be something else you want from me, something else -- Connie: There ain't no other option, Johnny. All right? Now, if you want to back out, you go do that. I'll just call the police and tell them that you're the one that killed Starr's boyfriend and her little girl, huh? Not me. Johnny: Come on. We both know, if that happens, if Kate remembers, then Connie -- Connie goes bye-bye. Connie: Nice try. But the only way that's gonna happen for Kate is if she's around to remember, which ain't happening. So what's it gonna be, Johnny boy? You gonna sign them or not? Okay. Fine. Doot doo, da doot doo, doo doo, da doo doo doo doo doo da doo yes, hi. This is Kate Howard. May I speak with detective Falconeri, please? I'll hold. Johnny: Okay. Give me the damn papers. Hang up the phone. [SCENE_BREAK] Kristina: This isn't Yale. You two can't just strong-arm me into getting what you want. Sonny: We're just trying to save you from yourself. Sooner or later, you're gonna have to stop reacting in the moment and start thinking. Otherwise, you make a bad choice, could ruin your life forever. Kristina: Has it ever occurred to you that I really care about Trey? Trey: And I care about Kristina. Sonny: Oh. Trey: Yeah, sure, things may have started out a little bit crazy between us at the beginning, but, you know, in the middle of all that craziness, Kristina and I really got to know one another. Not only is she incredibly beautiful but she's smart, she's funny, talented, sensitive, loving. And the one thing I know with absolute certainty -- is that I want to be with her. I want a future with you, Kristina. [SCENE_BREAK] Téa: Look at you. Who knew you'd be such a natural? McBain: Not me. Hmm. Téa: I really hope Natalie lets you see Liam soon. Whatever is happening between you two, it's not right to keep a child from his parent. McBain: Hey, can I trouble you for a glass of water before I go? Téa: Sure. Sure, I'll be right back. McBain: Thank you. Hey, buddy. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Let's take a little nap, all right? All I need you to do is just -- just open wide, all right? [SCENE_BREAK] Robert: My grandmother would like me to make a toast. Jason, Sam, the road to a long, successful marriage isn't always easy. My grandparents have been married over 50 years. They've seen hard times -- wars, they've outlived their only child. I've asked them, "how'd you get through it? How do you stay together?" They told me, when times are bad, you just look back to when the times were good. You remember your vows. When you remember your vows, remember your love. [SCENE_BREAK] Robert: Do you, Samantha McCall, take this man to be your husband, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, forsaking all others as long as you both shall live? Sam: Yes, I do. Robert: Do you, Jason Morgan, take this woman to be your wife, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, forsaking all others as long as you both shall live? Jason: Oh, I do. Robert: From this moment forward, you are one world -- earth, water, air, and fire together -- for all eternity. I now pronounce you husband and wife. [SCENE_BREAK] Sam: Thank you. We should probably help. You've done so much for us. Robert: Oh, no, no, no. It was an honor to marry you a year ago and to celebrate your anniversary today. Jason: Thank you for everything. Sam: Yes, thank you. It was a beautiful dinner and a lovely toast. Mr. Yi: My wife wants you to come back every year, even after we are gone. Mrs. Yi: [Speaking Chinese] Sam: It was meant to be. Jason: You said that last year. Sam: We were meant to stop here when we did. Mrs. Yi: [Speaking Chinese] [SCENE_BREAK] Maxie: Well, I guess Mac is working the late shift, so I'm gonna have to call for the bachelorette party over the phone, and I have a million things I need to handle for the wedding, so you can relax. Our time-out is over. We can go back to being non-friends. Those are the rules, right? We can't be friends unless we're each in a relationship? Spinelli: Right. [SCENE_BREAK] Connie: You made the right choice, Johnny. Carly: Whoa! Kate! Connie: Oh, hey! I was just on my way out. How was the flood? Carly: It was really strange. I got all the way over there, and the whole mess had been cleaned up. What's that? Connie: Oh, this is just the contract for the wedding and reception. Johnny signed it. I think he made a good deal. Carly: That was weird. You okay? Johnny: Yeah. Great. [SCENE_BREAK] Sonny: Hey, Trey, do me a favor -- save the poetry. What do you want? Trey: Just this one thing. I'd like to take my wife home. Kristina: Yeah. Let's go home. [SCENE_BREAK] Alexis: I admire your restraint. Sonny: You have no idea. Alexis: Oh, trust me, I do. [Breathes deeply] All right, look -- don't blow up at me. I'm just -- just asking. Sonny: Yeah? Alexis: Do you think Trey's declaration may have been slightly sincere and that he may actually care about Kristina? Sonny: Do you believe -- you know what? I don't believe anything that comes out of that punk's mouth, and I'll tell you another thing. I can guarantee you Trey and his father, Joe Scully -- they're up to something. [SCENE_BREAK] Joe Jr.: Sorry I lied, Son. It's best you don't know the details. There's no way that this plan is going up in smoke. In fact, it's white-hot. [Knock on door] Joe Jr.: Good. Right on time. [SCENE_BREAK] McBain: Thanks, kid. Téa: Here you go. McBain: Hey. I'll -- I'll trade you. I think he's got, um -- he's got a little bit of a heavy diaper. Téa: Here, I'm gonna put this down here. McBain: Don't scare me. Téa: [Chuckles] I can see why. Ooh. You have reason to be scared, I think. McBain: Yeah. Well, look, um -- thank you for the water. I'm gonna get going. Téa: Okay. McBain: Okay. [Chuckles] Wow. And, um -- thank you, Téa. Téa: I'm sorry I couldn't be of help. McBain: No worries, all right? You take care of yourself. You take care of that little one. Téa: Okay. Good to see you. McBain: You too. Bye. Téa: "Bye!" McBain: Bye. Téa: [Tongue clicking] [SCENE_BREAK] Heather: Oh, no. I'm sorry. Did I miss your friend? Téa: Oh, it's okay. You'll see him some other time. [SCENE_BREAK] McBain: Okay, kid. Let's see if you're Sam's. [SCENE_BREAK] Sam: That was really sweet of Robert and his grandparents. Even though you and I are -- Jason: Yeah, even though --