Theresa, Gwen, Rebecca, and Ivy are still tossing potshots at each other about who the baby's mommy is. Ethan tries to keep them calm, but hasn't a clue as to how to do it. The DNA tests have been done, now they only need to await the results. Luis and Sheridan are skating on the frozen pond when Edna gets an idea and takes Marty to join them. Beth is upset when she sees them all on her TV. She is still trying to find out what the word "mother" means and how to use it, but gets caught sitting on Alistair and shaking him silly as he flatlines. She manages to escape, of course. Eve and Julian are also at the pond, but the night isn't so much fun for them. Eve watches her family have fun without her and her pain causes Julian to hurt, too. Tabitha is enjoying all the pain, however, but has no idea that some pain is coming her way special delivery, too. "Norma Claus is coming to town".
Beth: Come on, Alistair, just tell me how the word "mother" can break up Luis and Sheridan. Alistair: I will. But, first, take off that uniform! My temperature's rising! Beth: You know what? We are running out of time here. Now, Luis and Sheridan are going to end up married unless you tell me the secret. You said it had something to do with the painting hanging in your living room, the one with the woman and the veil and the child? Alistair: A mother, yes. Beth: Ok! Tell me! What does the word "mother" have to do with breaking them up? Come on, you got to tell me, damn it! Alistair: Come here. I'll whisper it to you. Come on. Beth: Oh! Chad: I'm glad you joined me, Valerie. Valerie: Well, I'm glad you're back at Crane industries, Mr. Harris. Chad: Chad, remember? Valerie: Chad. Sorry. All the other execs are always so formal with their assistants. Chad: Well, that's not my style, you know? I want us to be a team. Valerie: I'd like that. Chad: And given how many years you and your mother and father have worked for Crane industries -- well, I have a feeling you could tell me about a lot of skeletons in the corporate closets. Valerie: You have no idea how many bones we can rattle if we put our heads together. Fox: Well, looky here. Looks like our mutual half brother has found himself a new girlfriend. Whitney: She is not his girlfriend. No, I've seen her working at Crane industries. She's an administrative assistant, or something like that. It's obviously just a business meeting or something. Fox: Yeah. Looks like a pleasure meeting to me. Tabitha: I'm sorry, Endora. I know this is a ridiculous outfit, but what are we witches supposed to do? Jolliness and cheer is what these mortals expect at this time of year, especially from children. We don't want to arouse any suspicions, now, do we? Hopefully, we'll survive this Christmas season without incident this year. [Endora fusses] Tabitha: Well, of course, my little darling. I know you hate Christmas. So do I. We're witches. All this "peace on earth" and "good will to all" blah blah, blah -- it's unnatural for the dark side. There's another reason I don't like this time of year. That crazy wacko woman Norma always seems to manage to track me down around Christmas. Oh -- oh, don't you worry, my darling. I won't let that ax-wielding nut case get anywhere near my little witchling. Over my dead body. Kootchie-kootchie. Luis: I can't wait to get you out on that ice. Sheridan: Sorry, but I don't know if I'm really in the mood. Luis: I know. Antonio's marker dedication ceremony was tough, wasn't it? Sheridan: It just -- you know, it made it real that he's dead. He was such a good man. Luis: He was. Sheridan: And my father killed him. He blew up the plane. How could he do that? How could he be so evil? Luis: I don't know, but he is. It's no wonder somebody tried to poison him. I just wish that it -- Sheridan: That he died? Go ahead, you can say it. I don't care. I mean, god forgive me, but I'm not going to shed one tear if that man doesn't survive. He's tried to hurt me so many times. He's tried to tear us apart. Luis: Well, he's not going to tear us apart. In fact, we're going to get married the day after Christmas, and we're going to be together forever. Sheridan: Sounds great. Luis: All right. Come on. Sheridan: Ok. Eve: Julian, I don't have time for this. Julian: Why not? Eve: I need to be at the hospital with Theresa and Gwen and the baby. Julian: Well, the specialist is there. If there's an emergency, they'll call you. Eve: Yes. Julian: The baby's in excellent hands. Eve: Yes, but -- Julian: Is there something you're not telling me? Eve: Well, I guess Everyone's going to know soon anyway. The baby that Theresa gave birth to may not be Gwen and Ethan's. Julian: Well, I -- I don't understand. Eve: After Theresa had herself implanted with Gwen's embryos, she thought she lost the baby. So she had sex with Ethan. But she hadn't lost the baby. So she wound up with twins, so to speak -- one baby that was Gwen and Ethan's and the other baby that was Theresa's. Julian: Oh, my god, Rebecca and Gwen are going to kill Theresa. Gwen: Did you hear what my mother said? That baby could just as likely be mine and Ethan's as yours. Theresa: You mean mine and Ethan's. We did sleep together, Gwen. Rebecca: Oh, and you just love rubbing Gwen's face in that, don't you? Ethan: Rebecca, enough. Theresa: Look, I know that little girl in there is mine. I know it in my heart. Gwen: Theresa, you don't have a heart. Rebecca: And trust me, if this baby turns out to be yours, you're going to wish you had never been born. Theresa: I'm not afraid of you, Rebecca. Rebecca: Well, you should be. What, you think I hurt you when I took little Ethan away? Or when I had you and your family thrown out of your home? Or when I had you all blacklisted so you couldn't get any work in this town? That is all going to seem like a day at the beach compared to what I'm going to do to you if this baby turns out to be yours. Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and I would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life Valerie: Thank you. Fox: She's very pretty. Whitney: If you like that type. Fox: Looks like Chad likes that type. Whitney: Look, I already told you, she works at Crane industries. I'm sure it's just some business luncheon thing, that's all. Fox: Does it bother you seeing him with another woman? Whitney: That's very ridiculous. Fox: Is that right? Whitney: Yeah, it is. And besides, we're supposed to be here celebrating you getting back to Crane industries, right? Fox: Yes, and -- Whitney: Yes. Fox: And our baby. Whitney: Yes. Fox: To our future, Whitney. You've made me the happiest man on the planet. Chad: Have you decided what you want? Valerie: Not yet. It all looks really good, and very expensive. Going to have to have yogurt for a week to stay in my food budget. Chad: Hey, I told you, this is on Crane industries -- a business deduction. Valerie: Well, in that case, I'll have the lobster. Hey, isn't that your ex- girlfriend, Whitney, over there with your brother? Alistair: That's it, bethie! Ride 'em, cowgirl! Hee-haw! Beth: Alistair, stop! What is the matter with you? Oh, my god. Did you know that Luis and Sheridan could end up married before you get out of this bed? Is that what you want? Alistair: Of course not! Beth: Then tell me what the word "mother" has to do with breaking up Luis and Sheridan! Alistair: All right, all right. But then I'm going to want my nurse to give me a sponge bath. Beth: All right, just spill it. Alistair: The word "mother" refers to -- ah! Ah! Beth: Hey. No! Damn it! No, that drug -- that drug I stole from the pharmacy was supposed to keep you talking for five minutes. It's only been like 4 1/2! Come on, you've got to tell me what the word "mother" means! How is it going to break up Luis and Sheridan? Alistair, tell me, you bastard! Come on! Wait! Doctor: Who the hell are you, and what are you doing to Mr. Crane? Sheridan: Oh. Hey, Tabitha. Luis: Hi. Tabitha: Hi. Sheridan: Oh, Endora, don't you look so adorable in your little Christmas outfit? [Endora cries] Sheridan: I'm so sorry. I -- I didn't mean to upset her. Tabitha: Oh, well, she's a little fussy tonight. She's teething, I'm afraid. Luis: We better go put our skates on, huh? Sheridan: Yeah. Luis: Merry Christmas, Tabitha and -- [Endora fusses] Tabitha: Endora, hush up. You're going to make these mortals suspicious. Endora: Wow. Tabitha: I said stop it, Endora. You're a naughty little witchling. Mommy's so proud of you. Rebecca: Ooh, I could just kill you! Ethan: Rebecca, cool it. Cool it. Theresa: Rebecca, I am going to get Everything that I wanted. Do you hear me? And you, Gwen -- you're going to lose it all. You're going to lose that baby girl and your husband. Ethan: Theresa, that's not going to happen. Theresa: Go ahead, Ethan. Deny it again. But deep down in your heart, you know that you love me. You know that you want me. You Even said yourself the night that we made love was the best sex that you Ever had. Gwen: Theresa, he thought you were me. Theresa: Please, Gwen, really! Gwen: Theresa, you drugged him. You had a blond wig on. You wore my perfume. Theresa: Gwen, he wanted to be fooled, ok? Come on, you're a smart woman, right? Look at our faces. Look at our bodies. They're nothing alike, ok? He definitely knew he who he was making love to. Ethan: Theresa -- drunk. You probably drugged me. Come on. I'm sorry, we may have had sex, but I happen to love this woman here. Theresa: Ethan, remember who you were going to marry, who you were going to spend the rest of your life with, until Gwen turned up pregnant? Me. Gwen: You know, you have some nerve. Ethan: You know, whatever feelings I had for you, all right, they're gone, ok? And that's the way it's going to be. Theresa: Ethan, you have a strong sense of family. That's why you married Gwen, and that's why you're going to leave her. Because once you accept the fact that that little girl in there is ours, you will come back to me. And there's nothing that you or you can do to keep him away from us. That's why you're upset, Gwen. Because deep down in your heart, you know that I'm right. You are about to lose bigtime. Theresa: You're going to lose it all, Gwen. Gwen: Oh, Theresa, shut up. Theresa: And then you will finally know how I felt. Gwen: I will never know how you felt. I'm not a whore like you, a whore and a monster who never thinks of anyone but herself. Theresa: I wasn't thinking about myself when this whole mess started, Gwen. Remember? I was thinking about my son, the one that you stole from me -- little Ethan. I wanted him back. And if you two bitches hadn't stolen him from me in the first place, none of this would have happened. So if you want to blame someone, Gwen, why don't you blame yourself! Doctor: Call security, Jojo. I want this woman removed. Beth: Wait -- what -- what are you talking about? I'm a nurse. I was just administering C.P.R. To this dying man. Jojo: I've never seen you around here. Doctor: Give me 300. Beth: I'm new. And instead of giving me the third degree, maybe you should be trying to save Mr. Crane. Doctor: We'll follow up with this later, nurse -- nurse -- Beth: Betty. Nurse Betty. Doctor: Clear! Clear! Again -- clear! Sheridan: So we're really doing this, aren't we? Luis: What, ice-skating? Sheridan: No. Getting married. Luis: Yeah, we're getting married. It's the best gift you could Ever give me, you know that? I love you. Sheridan: I love you, too, so very much. Luis: Yeah? Sheridan: Yeah. Tabitha: Enjoy it while you can, you two lovebirds. Pretty soon you're going to be blown out of the sky, and I am going to have a ringside seat. [Endora talks] Julian: Are you ready to take a whirl around the ice, my dear? What's the matter? Did I tie your laces too tightly? Eve: No, I'm just -- I'm still awkward about us being seen out in public together. Julian: Are you ashamed to be seen with me? Eve: No, of course not. It's just, you know, after Everything that's happened with me and T.C. And you still being married to Rebecca, I feel like Everyone who looks at us sees a giant scarlet a on my chest. Julian: Listen, we love each other. What other people think doesn't matter. Eve: God, I wish that were true. Simone: It makes me so sick seeing my mom with Julian Crane. I'm just glad my dad isn't here. Tabitha: It just gets better and better, Endora. Now that Simone is here, fireworks are going to start going off any minute. Perfect antidote to all this holiday cheer. Norma. Oh -- oh. Oh, stop it, Tabitha. With all this ghastly Christmas music and damnable good cheer -- whew -- you spooked yourself, girl. Just pull yourself together now. There's no way that Norma could be here. Please. Endora blew her up the chimney last year, and then she was arrested and locked up safe and sound in the insane asylum. There's no way she could get out and get us now. Norma: Over the river and through the woods to Tabitha's house we go I'll give her a whack with my trusty ax and off her head will go [Playing theme music] singer: You are my passion for life Valerie: Would you rather go somewhere else? Chad: No, no. Why would I? Valerie: I just thought -- Chad: Look, you can say it. You know, by now the whole world knows that Whitney and I had a relationship before we found out we were half brother and sister. Valerie: I'm sorry. I just thought it might be uncomfortable for you to stay. Chad: Thanks. But, you know, I have to get used to seeing her around. Harmony is a small town and -- well, besides, she and I talked it over, and we decided to be friends. Valerie: Really? Wow, that's great, and very mature. Chad: Yeah. Well, look, I'd be lying to you if I told you I didn't still care about Whitney. But we both have to move on. The shrimp plate looks good. Whitney: I'm going to have the shrimp plate. Fox: Yeah? Chicken for me. Whitney: So, it must feel really good having your old job back, huh? Fox: Yeah. You can say that again. I got big plans for Crane industries, and for our baby. I figure by the time he or she is born, we should be able to afford a home of our own. Whitney: You really are excited about this baby, aren't you? Chad: Yeah. Does that surprise you? Whitney: No. No, it's just you never seemed like the settling-down type, that's all. Fox: Well, I really was never the settling-down type, Whitney, until I met you. I love you. And I love the baby that we're having together. And I can't wait to be parents. Whitney: Neither can I. Mrs.. Wallace: Oh, wow! Marty, you see what precious is doing? Wow. Oh, good work there, precious! Bethie could never get that thing on there straight. Ok, ok, ok, don't get such a swelled head. Now, come on down and fix the drinks! Ugh! Hey, precious, you got to cut out the bananas. Don't you know they're high carb? Oh, ok, ok. Eat the bananas! But don't come crying to me when you lose your girlish figure. What happened to you, huh? Hey, you don't usually get undressed that fast unless there's a man in the room. Beth: Ha-ha. Mrs.. Wallace: Hey, where'd you get that nurse's uniform, anyhow? Did you steal it from precious? Hey, what is going on? You look like you saw a ghost. Beth: No, but I saw Alistair Crane. He might wind up a ghost. Mrs.. Wallace: Oh, no, no. Now what did you do to him? Beth: Doesn't matter. I just -- I have to find out what -- what "mother" means. Mrs.. Wallace: Well, obviously nothing to you from the way that you treat me. Not to mention that you stole Sheridan's little baby, tried to make him think that you were his mommy. Beth: Hey, don't say that to him. Mrs.. Wallace: Well, just a matter of time before Everyone else knows it. Beth: Shut up. Nobody suspect that I'm not his mother. Mrs.. Wallace: Except Sheridan. She knows deep down the truth, just like Marty does. Beth: Well, Sheridan's going to be out of the picture permanently as soon as I figure out what the word "mother" means. Mrs.. Wallace: What are you talking about? Even precious knows what the word "mother" is, huh? Come on, precious. Go on, help her out here. Beth: Look, that is not what I'm talking about. Before Alistair became incapacitated, he said that the word "mother" is the key to breaking up Luis and Sheridan. I just have to figure out what he meant. Whose mother is he talking about, anyway? Eve: Hi. Hi, Simone. Simone: Hi. Julian: Simone, Jessica. Jessica: Dr. Russell, Mr.. Crane. Eve: So, honey, have you gotten all your Christmas shopping done? Simone: Why? Eve: I don't know, I just thought maybe we could go do some shopping together. Simone: Well, I'm finished with all my Christmas shopping. And you know what? Jessica and I have to go put our skates on, so excuse me. Eve: She hates me, Julian. Julian: No. It'll just take her time to get used to seeing us together. She will. Eve: I hope you're right. Liz: Oh, it's so beautiful. Oh, aren't you glad I talked you into coming out tonight? T.C.: Well, I guess. Damn it. Liz: What's wrong, T.C.? T.C.: No matter where I turn, I run into Eve and Julian. Liz: You know what? I don't think you should let that bother you. We have as much right as they to be here. More. They're the ones who should be ashamed to be seen in public. T.C.: You know, liz, you're right. Liz: Yeah. Besides, this gives you an opportunity to tell Eve that the divorce hearing has been scheduled. T.C.: Well, I was going to call her and -- and -- liz: Why? She's here now. Just get it over with. Rebecca: What is wrong with you people, always blaming Everyone else for your messes? Theresa: I am sick of you insulting my heritage, Rebecca. Shut up! Rebecca: Oh, yeah, well, if the sombrero fits -- Ethan: Oh, Rebecca, stop. Gwen: She's right. You have no one to blame here but yourself. Theresa: That is a lie, and you know it! You stole my child! Gwen: I'm done -- done talking about this. I want the D.N.A. Test. I want it right now so you and I can spend Christmas with our little girl. Theresa: That is my little girl, and no test is going to change that. Gwen: Oh, no? Be prepared for a very lonely Christmas, Theresa. Rebecca: Yeah, and a hateful new year. Ethan: All right, come on, let's -- how about a little compassion for each other? Just a little bit, all right? Gwen: Don't you dare stand there and defend her. She deserves to suffer for what she did to us and to me. The best Christmas present is going to be you and I being at home with our baby girl. And the second best will be knowing that Theresa is home alone on Christmas with no man, no children -- nothing! Theresa: You may pretend to be oh so sweet, Gwen. But underneath it all, you are just like your mother. You are a cruel, heartless bitch! Ethan: Enough. Theresa: And Everything that is happening right now is just karma for all the horrible things you did to me. Gwen: I haven't Even begun, Theresa. Ethan: All right, ok, come on. Ivy: You talk about all the horrible things Gwen did to you? This whole mess started because you got yourself implanted with Gwen and Ethan's embryo. Theresa: This whole mess started, Ivy, when Gwen and Rebecca used the Crane power to take my son from me. What did you expect me to do, never see him again? Not do Every single thing in my power to get him back? Ivy: Yeah, well, Ethan is my son and he loves Gwen, and he is happy with Gwen. Theresa: He doesn't love Gwen. Ivy: I will not allow you to come between them again. Do I make myself perfectly clear? Theresa: Oh, right. You know grace and Sam bennett, Ivy? They were harmony's perfect couple. They were so happy together until David Hastings appeared out of nowhere claiming to be her husband. So odd how she left Sam and all of her children to run away to Europe together, leaving Sam bennett all to yourself. Maybe I ought to look and see what really happened, Ivy. Thought that'd shut you up. Beth: What could Alistair have meant? How could the word "mother" break up Luis and Sheridan? Mrs.. Wallace: Ah, he was probably pulling your leg, or some other part of your anatomy. Beth: See, now, Alistair wants Sheridan and Luis broken up just as much as I do. Mrs.. Wallace: Hmm. Well, I got a news flash for you, bethie, or at least the local cable station does. You and Alistair haven't done too good of a job, have you? TV reporter: Is there anything more romantic during the holiday season than ice-skating with the one you love? Judging by what I'm seeing here at tinker's pond, my guess would be no. Jack Mayfield reporting for whmm-tv. T.C.: Eve? Eve: T.C. Hi. I'm glad to see you. T.C.: Really? Eve: Well, yes. How are you? T.C.: Look, this is not a social visit. I was going to call you later, but since we're both here -- I heard from the court, and our divorce hearing has been set. Eve: Oh. Tabitha: Oh, such pain and heartache at Christmas. Best present a witch could ask for. Nothing can spoil my wonderfully dark mood now. Norma: At Christmas death's a big surprise my bloody ax for the holiday one good whack and tabby dies Santa Norma's on her way Gloria in excelsis deo I'll chop her neck and then her head will fall off and I'll hit it hard until her eyeballs pop oh and then I'll eat some candy gloria in excelsis deo Beth: Look at her. She's just all over Luis. Mrs.. Wallace: Duh. They're in love! Beth: Oh, no. I don't want to hear that. Mrs.. Wallace: Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love! Beth: No, shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! As soon as I find out what "mother" means, my troubles are going to be all over, mother. Mrs.. Wallace: Your troubles will never be over, never be over, never be over. Beth: Shut up! I got to think here. Mother, mother -- mother of pearl? Mother of god? Mother Teresa? Who? Mrs.. Wallace: Bethie, I'm going to take little Marty for a little walk -- you know, get some fresh air. Beth: No, it's too cold out. Mrs.. Wallace: No, no, we can just put on a snowsuit. Beth: It's his bedtime. Mrs.. Wallace: Ok, then precious and I will put him to bed. Come on, precious. Beth: Ok, then you can put yourself to bed, too. I'm sick of you yammering in my ear. Ok, sweetheart, mommy loves you. Good night. Mrs.. Wallace: That's right, Marty. Your real mommy does love you -- Sheridan -- and I'm going to take you to see her right now. Hey, precious, keep the loony tune busy. Valerie: Thank you for dinner. It was wonderful. Chad: Oh, you're welcome. Valerie: And I'm sorry if I came on too strong before. I'm just trying to help. Chad: Oh, don't worry about it. Besides, we're a team, remember? Valerie: Good. Chad: Guess we should be getting back to the office before the sharks start circling. Fox: So, listen, I was thinking we could buy a couple of acres outside of harmony, ok? Build our own place, do it exactly the way we want. How does that sound? Whitney: Good. Sounds good. Fox: Chad. Chad: Fox, Whitney. Whitney: Hi. Valerie: Hi. I'm Valerie, Chad's assistant. Whitney: Hmm. Fox: So, how was your meal? Chad: It was good. I actually had the shrimp, too. We'll see you at the office, huh? Fox: Yeah, you bet. I can't wait. It's a whole new era of Crane industries. I can't wait to get started. Chad: Neither can I. Fox's voice: And the first thing I'm going to do is find some way to get rid of you, bro. Chad: Well, see you later. Nurse: Excuse me. I'm here to collect samples for some D.N.A. Tests. Gwen: Ok. I'll go first. I'd like to get this test as soon as possible. Nurse: Fine. I need to swab the inside of your mouth. Name? Gwen: Gwen Winthrop. Nurse: Who's next? Ethan: Me, Ethan Winthrop. Nurse: Miss Lopez Fitzgerald? Gwen: What's wrong, Theresa? You afraid the test is going to show that the baby is mine and not yours? Theresa: No. I know she's my baby. Mine and Ethan's. Please take the test. Eve: Wow, I -- I didn't realize the divorce hearing would be so soon. T.C.: Is there a problem? Because you signed the papers. Eve: No. No, I -- I just didn't think it would be soon, that's all. Liz: Well, now, that's that. Are you ready to have some fun, T.C.? Let's get our skates on. Simone's waiting. T.C.: Yeah. See you at the hearing. Mrs.. Wallace: Hey, Sheridan! Luis! Look who's here! Come on, little fella. Here we go. Whoo! Luis: Hey! Mrs.. Wallace: Whoo! Luis: Marty! How's my little guy? Huh? Mrs.. Wallace: Yeah. Luis: Hi, Mrs.. Wallace. Mrs.. Wallace: Hey. He saw the two of you skating on the TV. Luis: Oh, yeah? Mrs.. Wallace: So, yeah, he wanted to come down and see his daddy in person. Luis: Hey, Marty. You want to go skating with daddy and Sheridan? Huh? Mrs.. Wallace: "Yes, yes!" That's him saying yes. Luis: Fine. Come on. Come on, bud. Mrs.. Wallace: There he goes. Luis: Zoom! Mrs.. Wallace: There he goes. Luis: Here we go. Mrs.. Wallace: Whoo! Luis: Beep, beep! Mrs.. Wallace: Oh, bethie, you are going to find out exactly what the word "mother" means the minute that little Marty realizes that Sheridan is his real mommy, not you. Luis: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fox: Would you look at the two of them? They look good together. Whitney: Why do you keep making it sound like they're involved? Fox: Well, I don't know if they are or not, but I think it's time Chad moved on with his life, don't you? Whitney: Yeah, of course. I -- I just don't think he should date anyone he works with. Fox: Yeah, those office romances can be tricky. Fox's voice: And if he's preoccupied with Valerie, his mind won't be on the business. That'll give me the chance to leave him in the dust at Crane industries. Valerie: If looks could kill. Chad: What's that? Valerie: That is one jealous lady. Chad: Whitney? You're crazy. That's my half sister. Valerie: I know, but still -- Chad: No, trust me, Whitney's moved on with her life. Valerie: If you say so. But I don't believe it for a minute. Beth: Maybe Alistair meant his mother. Yeah. Oh, no, that's stupid. Why couldn't he have told me more before he passed out again? Sheridan: Whee! Whee! Beth: Oh, damn it! She didn't put Marty to bed at all, did she? She took him to the skating pond so he could be with Sheridan so they could bond, and maybe Even find out that he's her son. Luis: He's just crazy about you, you know that? Sheridan: Oh. That's because he knows I love him, don't you, Marty? Luis: Yeah. Marty, Marty. Mrs.. Wallace: Soon the whole world is going to see that you're his real mommy, Sheridan. How's that for revealing a secret, huh, bethie? Eve: Well, better get back to the hospital. Julian: I know you're upset about T.C. Eve: I -- I don't want to talk about it, Julian. But I will see you later, right? T.C.: Gotcha! Gotcha. Tabitha: Look at them all, Endora. This is going to be the best Christmas Ever. But just to be certain, I think I'll call the asylum and make sure that Norma is still locked up safe and sound, huh? Endora? Endora: Wow. [Phone rings] Officer: Harmony hospital psychiatric. Tabitha: Hello, I'm calling about one of your patients. A Norma thing-a-ma-- officer: What about her? Tabitha: I was just wondering if she's -- if she's still there, locked up. Officer: Oh, yeah. That one's not going anywhere for a long, long time. Tabitha: Ah, good. Oh, just -- just make sure of that, please. [Norma hums Christmas carol] Gwen: So when will we be getting those test results back? Nurse: A day or two. You'll all be notified in writing. Gwen: Ok. Thank you. Theresa: Then you'll finally know that I am the baby's mother. Gwen: No, Theresa, you're wrong. She is mine. And when she is strong enough to leave the hospital, she will be coming home with me and my husband. Theresa: Don't bet on it, Gwen. Gwen: You know what, Theresa? Listen up. Listen up really good. If you are that baby's biological mother -- Theresa: I'll be taking her home. Gwen: You know what? Maybe. Maybe. But you will also never see little Ethan again. *On The Next Passions* Eve: So where are you taking me? Julian: You'll know soon enough. Theresa: I'm going in to see my son. Gwen: Over my dead body, Theresa! Rebecca: Oh! Ethan: Gwen! Pilar: Damn you, martin! Damn you and that little whore of yours straight to hell!