Eve worries about how Fox will be able to support Whitney and the baby without a job, and is afraid they will have to move away, taking her chance to reconcile with her daughter with them. Julian comes to the rescue, giving both Fox and Chad the old jobs back. Fox and Whitney go out for a celebratory lunch on the boss, and after Chad meets his beautiful new assistant, he takes her to the same restaurant. Whitney sees them and is not pleased. Eve worries about her daughter's reaction to seeing Chad move on because the quiet little lady is a tiger when she is losing something she wants to keep. Woody let's slip the news that the baby Gwen thinks is hers is really Theresa's. Gwen and Rebecca are ready to tear the woman limb from limb to find out who the daddy of Theresa's baby is. Once they find out, they aren't happy with the knowledge, however. Luis and Sheridan are planning their wedding at the church, with Beth in tow, when Edna shows up with Marty, trying to get him some time with his real mommy. Beth gets him back and then has a statue come to life and snatch him from her arms. Or...did it?
fox: I am dead serious. If you want your bastard son -- I'm sorry, correction -- your eldest bastard son and yours truly to come back here and work at crane industries, then you will treat us exactly the same. Otherwise, and I swear to you, I will take whitney so far out of harmony, you'll never see either one of us ever again. Julian: She's pregnant. I mean, she's the love of your life. Yet you would cut her off from her entire family, deny her any chance of reconnecting with her mother just for your piece of the crane pie? Fox: Absolutely. There's going to be one person that takes over here when alistair's dead, and I'm going to prove to everybody that one person is me. And do me a favor, please, spare me the crocodile tears about whitney and her family. You never gave a damn about your own family. Because actually, now that i think about it, it's like a family tradition, isn't it? I mean, mother cared about ethan and alistair didn't really know I was alive, and you -- you couldn't keep track of how many martinis you had, let alone where your children were. Julian: That's not true. Fox: Not true? Well, answer me a question -- do you know where my sisters are right now? Any idea? I rest my case. And let me tell you something, you know, growing up, I pretty much had to take care of myself because ethan was the heir, right? And I was the spare. And then you fire me from this place, grandfather cuts me out of his will, and now I'm not even that! Well, let me tell you something, now I'm back in the ballgame, see? I'm back in it. And I'm going to do whatever it takes to get my chance at bat. Julian: You're making a big mistake. Fox: Yeah, well, maybe. It's my mistake to make. I'm in charge of my own life. And you will give me the same chance that you'reiving chad, or whitney and I are out of here. Chad: What'd I say to whitney to make her upset like that? Whitney: Oh, god. What am I doing? Chad is such a wonderful guy and, god, I loved him so much. Damn you, alistair! Why didn't you die last night? I mean, you deserve to. It's your fault I'm pregnant with chad's baby. But chad can never know. Ok, fox and I have to leave town before chad gets suspicious and realizes that this baby is his. Sheridan: I can't wait until luis slips this on my finger. [Luis groans] Sheridan: What? Luis: Father lonigan has confirmation classes later today, so he wants us to come by the church now to talk to him about the wedding. Sheridan: Ok. You know, I'm sorry, beth. I guess we'll have to work on the wedding plans some other time. Luis: Yeah, thanks for coming by to help, but -- beth: My pleasure. But I'm still not quite sure why you asked me. Gwen is sheridan's best friend. Why isn't she here? Sheridan: Oh, you haven't heard. Luis: Gwen's tied up at the hospital right now. Theresa gave birth to ethan and gwen's baby. Beth: Already? But it's months premature. Luis: I know. The baby's hanging in there, but it's not good. And neither is the situation with theresa and gwen. In fact, it's a little -- a little sticky right now. Who am I kidding? It's more than sticky. It's downright horrible. Gwen: Ugh! God! Woody, what are you talking about? Theresa could not possibly be the biological mother of that baby! She is mine! Woody: No, ma'am, that's her baby. Yes, ma'am, I don't mean maybe. Gwen: What? Rebecca: Now, you listen here, judge reilly is a friend of mine and I'm going to have you disbarred! No, better yet, I'm going to have you deported! How does christmas in north korea sound to you? Ivy: What is going on here? Gwen: Well, theresa's lawyer says that the court order we have that gives me my own baby isn't valid because theresa's the biological mother of that child. You're crazy! Woody: Crazy in my quest to fight for the rights of the disenfranchised. Gwen: That is my baby in there, woody, not theresa's! Can you do something, please? Rebecca: Listen, you mark geragos wannabe, I am going to make you sorry that you ever met that little tamale, you got that? Ethan: Don't do this. Do you know how much pain you're going to cause if it comes out that that little girl could be our baby? Theresa: I know she is ours, ethan. I know it in my heart. And look, I am sorry, I didn't mean to cause anyone any pain, but gwen and rebecca, they stole my son from me and I was tryingo get him back, but things just got out of control. Ethan: They always do with you. Theresa: Look, you can't hide the truth forever, ok? That baby in tre is my daughter and not gwen's! Gwen: No! No, theresa! Ethan: Stop it! Gwen: That baby is mine! Get off of me! Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life beth: I had no idea about the baby. But I'm sure she'll be fine. Luis: Well, say a prayer. The baby's in intensive care. She's still critical. Sheridan: Yeah, and with all this worry about the baby, you know, the situation between theresa and gwen is dicey, too. Luis: Theresa's convinced that the baby is hers. Sheridan: And gwen is equally convinced that the baby is hers. Beth: Oh. But theresa's just the surrogate. Didn't she have to sign papers giving custody to gwen and ethan? Why would she think she's the mother? Luis: Look, theresa told me that she slept with ethan, ok? So there's just as good of a chance that that baby in the nicu is theresa's baby with ethan as it is ethan's baby with gwen. Sheridan: Oh, my god. Gwen doesn't know yet, does she? Luis: No, not yet, but I don't know how much longer that's going to last. Sheridan: Oh, god, gwen has been through so much already, I mean, with theresa trying to break up her marriage. This is going to be worse. This is going to break her heart. Luis: I know. Well, it's a complicated situation. Sheridan: Yeah. Luis: One with no easy answers, I'm afraid. Mrs. Wallace: Hey, pally pal, what do you say we go visit your real mama, huh? Because the more you and sheridan see each other, the more she will bond with you and realize that she is your real mama and not bethie. Then bethie's going to be thrown in jail for a long time. How does that sound, huh? [Marty fusses] Mrs. Wallace: Yeah, yeah, yeah? I like the sound of that myself. And guess what -- guess what -- uh-oh. One of us needs changing first, ok? Then we're going to hit the road and we're going to see your mommy! Come on, you little patootie! Let's get a-moving, shall we? Here we go. Ok. Gwen: Ethan, let me go. Ethan: Gwen, stop it, stop it. Gwen: Look, I don't know what the hell is going on here, but I want her out of this ward, out of this hospital, and out of my sight right now. Ethan: You need to let me explain. Gwen: Ethan -- ethan: Let -- gwen: We have a court order that makes that baby ours, and you signed papers giving her up. Woody: Aha. But that is only if the child is biologically yours. Now, let me elaborate, explicate, and alliterate. Gwen: Woody, shut up, ok? That is my baby in there, and I have a judge that says so. Ethan, get the shyster and theresa out of here right now! Eve: What is all the commotion here? Gwen: What's the commotion? She belongs in a straitjacket in a padded cell, eve. She's claiming that my baby is hers! Eve: Oh, god. Has it come out? Gwen: "Come out?" Oh, my god, what are you talking about? Rebecca: Yeah, dr. Love, what do you know about this? [Knock on door] Eve: Not here. This is not the place to discuss it. We need privacy so theresa can explain. Gwen: Explain what? Eve: Please, not here. Just follow me, ok? Follow me. Julian: All right. You win. If you'll keep whitney in harmony and give eve a chance to make things up to her, I will give you every advantage that I give chad, even split right down the middle. Fox: I think we have a deal. Julian: I hope you and chad can get past all this, get back to being friends. I mean, you're brothers. You're -- [Knock on door] Whitney: Am I interrupting? Fox: No, no. Good news -- my father just gave me my job back. Whitney: Oh. Fox: You don't seem too enthusiastic about it. It's good news. Whitney: Well, no, I was just thinking I think it's a good idea if we leave harmony, you know, and start fresh somewhere new. Fox: Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, you know, we can still do that if you want, but, whitney, I mean, think about it. You know, I never finished college, ok? We'd have to start out with nothing. I can't make the kind of money I can make here somewhere else, and we have great health insurance here, and, whitney, you're pregnant, you know? God forbid something happened to the baby. Medical bills can ruin people for life. Whitney's voice: And chad's baby is more likely to have birth defects. Whitney: Yeah, you're right. I mean, staying here in harmony is the right thing to do. Fox: Good. Whitney: Fox, I want you to know I appreciate you. I appreciate you taking on the responsibility of me and the baby. I really do. Fox: "Appreciate"? What are you talking about? Whitney, it's my baby, too, right? We're a family. Julian: I'm very glad you're staying in harmony. I hope you that you can find it in your heart to forgive your -- hello, chad. Chad: Hello. Keys to my office. I'm out of here. Julian: Wait, wait, wait! Wait. You don't have to leave. Chad: Alistair -- julian: He has no say. I'm in charge now. I'm giving you your job back. Chad: Really? No strings? Julian: No strings. Whitney: Isn't that wonderful? Julian: I told you I wouldn't stand for alistair's bigotry. From now on, you and fox are absolute equals in the firm. Welcome back, son. Fox: Looks like we'll be working together again, huh, bro? Chad: Looking forward to it, bro. julian: I see the competition has begun. Fox: Oh, I don't ow. We're just having a little fun. Isn't that right, bro? Chad: Yeah, sure, bro. Julian: I want you both back to work right away. There's a project that you two are going to develop together. Fox: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. I promised whitney I'd take her out for lunch, but I'll report back as soon as I'm done. Julian: All right, I'll see you then. Whitney: You know, we really don't have to do that. It's late anyway. Fox: No, no, no, I told you I'd take you out for a meal, and I intend to keep my promise. I'm not going to disappoint you in anything, ok? I'm never going to let you down. Now, let's go celebrate the good news, ok? Whitney: Ok. Julian: I'm very sorry about what happened with you and whitney. For what he did to you two alone, my father deserved to be poisoned last night. Chad: Yeah, and shot and stabbed and buried alive. But how is the old bastard doing, anyway? Julian: Holding his own, I hear. It's a pity because his death would make this season truly joyous. Chad: Yeah. Julian: But here's the project that I want you two to work on. Woman: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize anyone was in here. Julian: That's quite all right, valerie. Chad, have you met valerie davis? Valerie: Yes, of course we've met, several times. I'm sorry you're leaving the company. Chad: As it turns out, I'm not. Valerie: Oh. But mr. Crane said -- julian: Well, I'm the mr. Crane in charge now. I overturned my father's decision. My son will be staying with the firm. I couldn't be happier. Sheridan: I just pray that this situation between theresa and gwen gets resolved soon. Luis: So do I. Honey, come on, let's get going. We need to get down to the church and talk to father lonigan. I just want to have everything taken care of before your father wakes up and tries to interfere with the wedding plans, ok? Sheridan: You're right. And just think, the day after christmas, we will be man and wife. Beth's voice: Not if I get a chance to play bad santa. Beth: Hey. Are you sure you don't want to wait till summer? Winter weddings are really gloomy. Sheridan: Not this one. I mean, can't you just see it? The church, all of its candles lit, evergreens and scarlet ribbons down the aisle. Luis: Whatever you want, mi amor. Let's get going. Father lonigan's waiting. Beth, we'll see you later, ok? Beth: You know, as long as you're going to the church -- oh, never mind. Luis: What, beth? What is it? Beth: I don't want to horn in. I was just thinking maybe we could talk to father lonigan, too. I'd really like to get little marty baptized. Well, he's over a year now, so -- luis: Beth, he was already baptized at the hospital when he was born. Beth: I know. I'm silly. But I want to do it again, you know, have a formal baptism with family and friends and maybe a little party. Sheridan: You know what? She's right. It really is a lovely idea, and I know that pilar has the most beautiful christening gown. Luis: All right, so we'll all go down to the church and talk to father lonigan. Beth: Oh, thank you. I'll just call mother and tell her I'm going to be a little late. Sheridan: Ok. Luis: You're a good woman, th, and a wonderful mother. Beth: And very soon, I'm going to be a wonderful wife to you, luis. Rebecca: Well, eve, spit it out. What secret are you keeping for the tartita? Eve: I'm going to let theresa tell you. My only concern is the baby. I'm going back to the nicu. En: What next? I can't believe this. Ethan: Honey, I need to tell you something, all right? Gwen: No, not now, ok? Ok, theresa, come on. Give me your best shot. Rebecca: Yeah, could you please speed it up? I mean, your lies usually take forever, and I would really like to be kicking your bloody carcass down the street by nightfall. Theresa: Before I tell you what happened, I just need to say that I did what I did because you stole my son from me. Gwen: Oh, here we go again. Theresa: I was desperate to get him back. Gwen: Like I'm desperate to get my baby back? Ivy: Gwen, just let her have her say. Eresa: You all know that I was implanted with ethan and gwen's embryo. And I tried to be careful. I did everything I could to make sure that the baby was healthy. But what you don't know is that something went wrong, because soon after I was pregnant, I started bleeding. Gwen: What? Theresa: I tried to stop the bleeding, gwen. Nothing worked. Gwen: Theresa, are you saying that you lost my baby? Singer: You are my passion for life julian: Thank you, valerie. I'm going to the hospital to check on gwen and her baby. Why don't you take those boxes back to your office? Also, I had a thought. If you want to redecorate the office, you feel free. You're going to be working here for a good many years. Chad: Well, it's pretty slick already. Valerie: It is a nice office. You've got the best view on the whole floor. Julian: And you know, I was thinking with alistair out of the way and both my sons back onboard, we have a chance to build a real crane dynasty, one that perhaps we can be proud of. Chad: Well, that sounds like a plan. Look, I can't pretend to have any real father-or-son feelings for you, but thanks for the chance. I'll do my best. Julian: I know you will. Valerie: Oh, let me help you with those. Chad: No, I can handle it. Valerie: I know you can, but if you don't let your assistant assist, I'll be out of a job. Chad: Well, I wouldn't want that, would I? Valerie: Good. So are you ready to get back into your executive life, mr. Harris? Chad: That's chad, and, yeah, I'm ready. Whitney: You know what, are you sure you want to eat here? It's really expensive. Fox: No, it's fine, trust me. Whitney, I'm a crane again, ok? Money's no object. Besides, I'll write it off on my expense report as a business lunch, let julian pay for it. How's that sound? Whitney: Ok, I mean, if you're sure. Fox: I'm positive. Look, we're here to celebrate, ok, because I'm with the woman that I love -- you -- and my dad gave me my job back and, most importantly, you're carrying my baby. If that's not a reason to celebrate, I don't know what is. I love you. Luis: Father lonigan? Father lonigan: Luis. Luis: Hi. Father lonigan: And sheridan? Sheridan: Yes, I'm here, and beth is here, too. Father lonigan: Beth. Here to help the happy couple? Beth: Actually, I -- luis: We just wanted to thank you, father, for agreeing to marry us the day after christmas. Father lonigan: I'm certain god will smile upon this very special union. Beth's voice: I'll turn god's smile upside down, padre. Once alistair wakes up and tells me that secret word, nothing will stop me from tearing apart luis and sheridan forever. Mrs. Wallace: What did I tell you, little fella? There's your mama. Gwen: Theresa, are you saying that you miscarried my baby, my last chance to have a biological child? Rebecca: My god, can't you do anything right? Gwen: Mother, shut up. Theresa, how is this possible? You just gave birth, and you were carrying twins. Theresa: I didn't miscarry, gwen. I -- i thought that I did, so I panicked. Because without your embryo, I didn't have a bargaining chip to get my son back, so I did the only thing that I thought to do. Gwen: Oh, god. Rebecca: So you went out and grabbed the first willing guy off the street and you slept with him? I knew you were up to something, you vicious, baby-killing little tramp! (Woman #1) it's how I knew every summerfrom now on would be different. rebecca: So what did you do, flag down some trucker on the highway and give him the old humpty-dumpty at a rest stop? Gwen: Theresa, I can't believe this. Eve was right. I mean, when she checked you out and she heard the second baby's heartbeat, she thought you had slept with another man and had another egg fertilized. Theresa, you put my baby at risk for a roll in the hay? Theresa: No, gwen. I would never put a baby's life at risk. I thought that I had miscarried. But I realized I didn't when dr. Russell said that I was pregnant with twins. Before the night that I was bleeding, she said she found one heartbeat. And then after -- rebecca: Yeah, after you played farm animals with some hobo. Theresa: She heard two heartbeats. I was so confused, gwen. I mean, I didn't know whose babies I was carrying. I didn't know if they were yours and I didn't know if they were mine. So dr. Russell did a test. Gwen: Whose babies were they, theresa? Tell me that right now. Theresa: One was yours. The other was mine. Julian: May I come in? Eve: Oh, I'm so glad to see one happy face today. Julian: Oh. Is it the baby? Eve: Well, she's holding her own, but there are other complications, but I don't want to talk about it right now. Julian: This should cheer you up. I've hired both chad and fox to come back to work at crane industries. Eve: Oh, julian! Julian: See, now you don't have to worry about whitney leaving harmony or how she and fox will support their child. Eve: Oh, god, that is marvelous news! Did you do that for me? Julian: I love you, eve, and I want to see happy. With whitney close by, the two of you will be able to work on fixing your relationship. Eve: Well, I hope so. She's so angry at me. Julian: Well, she'll get over that, especially now. I mean, a girl needs her mother when she's pregnant. Whitney: I don't need any blood test, I don't need any exam to tell me who the father of my baby is because I already know who the father is. And it isn't fox. Eve: Oh. Oh, no. Whitney: It's chad'S. My half brother's the father of my baby. Eve: You're right. Whitney needs me now more than ever. Maitre d': Ah, mr. Crane. Welcome back. Fox: Oh, thank you, henry. Your best table, if you would. We're celebrating. The lovely lady here's about ready to have my child. Henry: That is good news, sir. Congratulations. This way. Fox: Thank you. Let me offer you champagne with our compliments. Whitney: Aw. Fox: Henry, allow me. The champagne sounds great, but the mother-to-be will have sparkling water, all right? Henry: Of course. Whitney: Thank you. Fox: Thank you. Whitney: You know what, honey, are you sure you want to stay here in harmony? Fox: Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, look, with this job, we'll have great money coming in, we'll have good benefits, and you don't have to worry about getting a job. You just take care of yourself and the baby. Whitney: Yeah, I know, I know, but what about you? I mean, don't you think it's going to be awkward working side-by-side with chad all the time? Fox: Maybe. Maybe, but, look, I'm willing to p aside any, you know, bad feelings we have towards each other if it makes things easier. Whitney: Well, I'm glad. I always hoped the two of you could be friends again. Fox: Hmm. Fox's voice: Friends? Never. There's only room for one crane at the top, and it's going to be me. Valerie: Tell me where you want this. Chad: Just stick it on the desk. I'll take care of it later. You know, thanks for your help, valerie. Valerie: I'm glad you're staying with the firm, mr. Harris. Chad: Chad. Valerie: Chad. There aren't exactly a lot of minorities here at crane industries. Chad: Yeah, yeah, I noticed that. You know, what do you say we work together to change that? Valerie: I'd like that. You know, you're always so nice to everyone, always so pleasant. You treat everyone like equals. Not like alistair. He's such a pig. Chad: Yeah. Valerie: I'm sorry. I forgot he's your grandfather. Chad: Yeah, well, not according to him. Besides, to me, he's just a bloodsucking monster. Valerie: Well, don't be shy. Tell me how you really feel. Chad: Well, there's no use pretending, right? Valerie: You know, your father, julian, used to be a lot like alistair. But he's been better lately, nicer. Chad: Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to change, I guess. Valerie: I'll bet you had a lot to do with that. Mrs. Wallace: See? There's your mama! Isn't she pretty? Beth: Hi! Luis: My son is here! Hey there! With his grandmother, mrs. Wallace. Hey. Father lonigan: So I gather. Luis: Hey, big guy! Beth: Hi, sweetheart! Why isn't he down for a nap? Mrs. Wallace: Well, I tried, you see, but he couldn't take his eyes off the tv set. I said, "where's mama?" He just kept pointing at the set, you know? First, it was paris hilton, then it was jessica simpson, then it was heather locklear. Funny, they were all blondes. Beth: Ok, come here, sweetheart. Mrs. Wallace: No, no, no. Sheridan, don't you want to hold him? I know he's crazy about you. Sheridan: I'd love to, but, I mean, if it's all right with beth. Beth: Well, I don't think that's really -- mrs. Wallace: No, no, she doesn't mind. Believe me, she dumps him off on anyone. Sheridan: Sure, thanks. Hi, guy. Luis: There you go. Sheridan: Hi! Mrs. Wallace: Whoo! Sheridan: Hi. You know who's cing soon? Santa! Yeah, he's coming all the way from the north pole! Luis: Whoa. Sheridan: Wow! Mrs. Wallace: Yeah, I know what I want for christmas. Beth: What, a rat-infested room at the old folks' home? Mrs. Wallace: Ah. Sheridan: Hey, I just feel so close to him sometimes, you know, so connected. Beth: It's only natural. You did nurse him for a while when I couldn't, you know, so of course you -- you have a slight bond. Luis: Listen, sheridan, I know you miss our baby. I do, too. We'll have another one, ok? A dozen if you want. How's that? Father lonigan, one more thing -- beth asked me if we could have little marty baptized again. I know you already did it when he was sick, but she just wanted it to be a little more formal, you know? Father lonigan: That's no problem. I'll be happy to perform the sacrament. Luis: Thank you. Mrs. Wallace: Maybe sheridan could be the godmother! Luis: Godmother? Sheridan: Want me to be your godmother? Huh? Beth: One more word from you and father lonigan's going to plan your next sacrament -- last rites! I know what you're up to, bringing marty here so he can bond with sheridan. Mrs. Wallace: Duh. She's his real mommy, you baby-stealing klepto cuckoo clock. Beth: Well, it's not going to happen. Marty is my son -- mrs. Wallace: No, no. Beth: And nothing is going to change that -- nothing. Mrs. Wallace: You know, you might want to tell your son that. Marty: Mommy. Mama. beth: Watch out for broken glass in your soup tonight, mother. Mrs. Wallace: Oh, you -- beth: Ok, guys. I guess I'd better get him home for a nap, ok? We can talk about the baptism later. All right, come on, honey. Say "bye-bye." Marty: Bye-bye. Beth: Yeah! It's time for sleepy land. Come on! [Marty fusses] Mrs. Wallace: Oh, would you look at that? He thinks you're his mommy! Father lonigan: Shall we go into my office and discuss the wedding? Luis: Yeah, that'd be great. Ok, come on, marty. There you go. There you go. All right. Beth: Hi. Luis: Beth, I'll talk to you later, ok? Beth: Ok. Bye-bye. Marty: Bye-bye. Luis: Bye. Beth: Bye, daddy. Luis: Love you. Beth: Bye-bye. Say "love you." Marty: Bye. [Marty fusses] Beth: Yeah. Grandma isn't very nice, is she? No, she wants to take you away from me, but that is never going to happen. Never, never, never. Never, ok? That's a good boy. What? No, no! No, give me my baby back! You can't take him! Give him to me! Mrs. Wallace: Now what? Beth: Give him back! Mrs. Wallace: You have the heebie-jeebies or the D.T.S? Beth: No. Just talking, um, out loud. Julian: What is it? I thought my news would make you happy. Eve: I am. Julian: No, no. Come on, I know you. What is it? Eve: Oh, I'm just concerned about whitney. She's been through so much lately, finding out about you and me, that's chad our son and her half brother, and T.C. And our divorce, and she's pregnant. Julian: Well, at least fox is the father and not chad. Can you imagine how difficult it would be for her to deal with that? Eve: Yes. Julian: Yes, and fox, I think, genuinely loves whitney and he'll take very good care of her and the child, and she can move on with her life and put her relationship with chad behind her. Eve: I hope so. Fox: You know, I was thinking, we have a lot to get accomplished before this baby comes. We got to first find a way to get out of sam bennett's garage apartment, we have to find our own place, and then we'll get married. Whitney: Married? Fox: Well, yeah, I don't want my child to be born illegitimate. Whitney: Well, of course not. I -- no. Um, I guess I had never thought about marriage since -- fox: Oh, with chad. Whitney: Yeah. Fox: You sure you're over him, by the way? Whitney: Well, of course I am. No, he's my brother. No, I just worry about him, you know? I just want to make sure he's ok. Fox: Well, he'll be ok. He'll be fine. You just wait and see. He'll find someone and he'll move on with his life. Chad: So, valerie, you've been working here a long time, right? Valerie: Yeah, ever since I finished secretarial college, and mom worked here forever and my dad was on the loading dock. Chad: Whew. Valerie: Which is no surprise. Almost everyone in harmony works for the cranes one way or another. Chad: I guess you know where all the bodies are buried, huh? Valerie: Yeah, I know about a few. Chad: You know, what do you say I take you out for a really expensive late lunch on crane industries? You know, I'd like to get a little more info on the crane burial arrangements. Valerie: I'd love that. Chad: All right. Gwen: You thought you miscarried, but you didn't? woody: Oh, lord have -- cease, desist, and de-stop! Rebecca: Then you call the cops after I kill her! Now, get out! Woody: No, ma'am. My client d I are going -- theresa: It's ok, it's ok. I'm ok. Woody: Are you sure? Theresa: Yeah, you can go. It's fine. Please, woody. Rebecca: Yeah, out. Woody: All right. Be careful. Rebecca: Now, you listen, and you listen good -- gwen: Mother, it's ok, let me. Ethan: Gwen, I need to talk to you now. Gwen: Not now. You know, it's funny, from the moment I met you, I knew that you were vile and unbelievably selfish, and I was proved right when you killed my sarah. Theresa, have you thought at all about what you've done now? You have damaged my life and my baby's life forever. Now, you tell me who the unlucky sap was that you enticed into your bed, and I hope it wasn't poor fox. Theresa: No. Gwen: Then you tell me who it was, theresa. Who the hell did you sleep with? I want to know right now. Theresa: I think you know, gwen. Rebecca: Oh, my god, I knew it. Gwen: No, I want to hear it from you. Theresa, you tell me right now who you slept with. Who is the father of that baby? Why wait for a rebate... Julian: Not to worry. There's no way that whitney still wants chad. She's his half sister. She's with fox now. Eve: You don't know whitney as well as I do. I mean, normally, she's very gentle, very loving, but when she wants something, loves something, she can become truly fierce. I mean, that's why she got so far in tennis, because she's got this wickedly competitive edge. When she loves someone the way she loves chad, she won't let go. Not ever. Whitney: Well, I think I'm going to stick with the chicken salad. Fox: Chicken salad? What? No, no, no, they do an incredible lobster club sandwich here. You got to have that. Besides, what do you care? Julian's paying, anyway. Whitney: Ok. Fox: Well, look what we have here. Looks to me like chad's already moved on with his life. Luis: Ooh. I'll tell you something, we are going to have to work our tails off to make this wedding happen in time. But it'll be worth it, right? Earth to sheridan? Sheridan: Hmm? What? Luis: What's going on? You barely said a word in the car on the way home. Sheridan: I'm sorry, luis. It's just that sometimes when I get around babies, it just makes me sad. Look, don't think I'm crazy, but there are times when I -- I wake up in the middle of the night and I can't go back to sleep because I -- I feel something in my heart, I hear something calling out to me. Luis: What? Sheridan: Our baby. I still feel like our baby is alive somewhere. Luis: Oh, sheridan. Sheridan: I stay up half the night, you know, praying for a miracle. Luis: Darling, you know that that's not possible. We both saw our baby go off the cliff in that car. There's no way it could've survived those icy waters. Sheridan: I know. I know. I mean, my mind knows that, but my heart, it just still feels like our baby is truly alive out there somewhere, you know, just around a corner, just out of reach. Beth: Well, your little stun with marty and sheridan failed, mother. Marty: Hot. Beth: Yeah, hot! I am more determined than ever to win luis back, you malevolent hag. Mrs. Wallace: Aw, sticks and stones may break my bones! Oh, no, forget I said that. Beth: If I could just get alistair to tell me that one damn word, I know I could use it to break up luis and sheridan forever. Marty: Hi. Beth: Hi. Mrs. Wallace: I got a word for you -- psycho! Beth: You know, he was trying to say it in the hospital room. I don't know, it sounded like it started with an M. What word starts with an m, m? Come on. Theresa: You know who the father of that child is. Gwen: Theresa, how could I know? How could I possibly know? It could be anybody. You would sleep with the first guy who walked in. Theresa: I've been in love with one man my entire life, gwen. You know that. Gwen: Ethan, please tell me that this isn't true. You have got to tell me that this is a lie. Please tell me you did not sleep with theresa, because you cannot possibly be the father of her baby. Gwen: Not only now have you lied to me, but you slept with her? Damn you! Katherine: What's going to happen when luis sees his father? Luis: Leave. You have no right to be here. Alistair: The magic word that can tear luis and sheridan apart is "mother"!