Greenlee tries to get Ryan's attention, but he has Kendall on the brain. Mia tries to get Juan Pablo's attention but he has Greenlee on the brain. Kendall tries to get Aidan's attention, but he knows she's simply using him because Ryan dumped her, so he returns to Mia. Greenlee confronts Kendall, knowing she's lying about being pregnant. Ryan returns to Greenlee. Mia and Aidan are busy getting it on. Kendall invites Juan Pablo to go have a drink with her. A guy who has entered the cabin, who is Juan Pablo's supposed friend, has some suspicious items in a tool box. Adam and Mary are certain that Babe is sleeping with Jamie, JR has discovered them together and JR's and Babe's marriage will be over. But Jamie discovers Babe is only ready to sleep with him so he will leave her alone and let her go back to JR. Right when they are together in the hotel room, JR enters. Jamie hides in the closet. JR tells Babe he has his doubts about her being faithful. But they leave together with no conversation about divorcing. Tad is with Krystal. While his sole intent is supposed to be getting information from her about Babe and Jamie, he ends up sleeping with her. Simone, Liza and Brooke know that they've left together, and what they are up to.
Tad: Oh -- you ok? [Krystal giggles] Krystal: Sure am. Tad: The back of your head. Krystal: Well -- Tad: What do you think? Krystal: Yeah. Yeah, dimmer switches. No mirror on the ceiling. Sure beats the no-tell motel where we met. Tad: Oh, make no mistake. Don't let the lack of chintz fool you. In its time, the Valley Inn has seen just as many or more tawdry nights. Krystal: Well, then why don't we give these walls something to talk about? [SCENE_BREAK] [Music plays] Adam: Ringing in the new year alone? J.R.: You wish. You know, your plan to trash Babe failed. Adam: I don't know what you're talking about. J.R.: Paul Cramer -- he blew town. He went back to Llanview. Adam: Oh. So soon? I was hoping he and Babe would have a chance to catch up on their days in San Diego. J.R.: No, you hoped Paul would track in all sorts of dirt on Babe. Adam: Well, not much chance of that, is there? They were just toga pals. [Adam chuckles] Adam: J.R., you win. From now on, I'm going to try to believe in Babe just as much as you do. J.R.: Just like that? You're going to accept Babe? Adam: You can't fight love, can you? By the way, where is that beautiful wife of yours? [SCENE_BREAK] Babe: Glad you could make it. Jamie: What the hell is this? [SCENE_BREAK] Mia: I better go before Greenlee gets back. Juan Pablo: She won't be back. Mia: Yeah, she'll be back. She's crazy in love with you, and I don't want her to find me here. Juan Pablo: It's over between us. Mia: Well, looks like you and I are both solo. So, there's only one thing to do -- let's go to bed. [SCENE_BREAK] Greenlee: You know, I thought I'd be relieved that it's over with Pablo -- no going back, no trying again, no wishing, no hoping. Just done. But I don't. Ryan: Well, it doesn't feel like it now, but you're better off without the guy, Greenlee. Greenlee: I don't know. Ryan: Well, you're alive -- that's a start. And besides, an incredible woman like you -- and I've said this before -- you deserve a lot better. Greenlee: Have anyone in mind? [SCENE_BREAK] Aidan: You know, you can -- you can move closer. Kendall: I'm fine. Aidan: No, come on, scoot over, you're freezing. Come on. Aidan: Ah. Your body is like ice. Kendall: Sorry. Sorry. What a laugh, huh -- us in bed together? Hmm. Aidan: Yeah, well, it's -- it's only for the heat. Kendall: Right. The heat. [SCENE_BREAK] Ryan: Whew. Greenlee: Such a hard question? Ryan: Someone better for you than Pablo. Well, there's this cop who keeps trying to get me in his speed trap down on Union. Greenlee: A cop? Ryan: Yeah, why not? I mean, that's what you need, Greenlee. You need someone that's going to protect you, someone that doesn't take any bull. Greenlee: Forget it, Ryan. It's a lost cause. Ryan: Greenlee, you're a bullheaded pain in the behind, but you are not a lost cause. Greenlee: I meant the fire. Ryan: Oh. Well, have no fear -- I am the king of lost causes, and I do not give up very easily. Greenlee: Where are you going? Ryan: I'm going downstairs to get some more firewood -- Greenlee: Come back to bed, Ryan. Please? [Ryan sighs] Greenlee: It's warmer under here. Ryan: Yeah, maybe it's a little too hot. Greenlee: That's a bad thing? Ryan: Hmm. I think I will stay out here where I can watch out for you. [Greenlee chuckles] Greenlee: I reek at it, that's for sure. I should have listened to you and stayed kidnapped. You know, most people would have just left a message on the machine. Ryan: Hmm. Greenlee: Leave it to you to snatch me off the street and tie me up. Ryan: Yeah, it certainly got your attention. Greenlee: Thank you. I don't do hostage very well. I owe you. Ryan: Well, the next time I'm involved with a dangerous character, I know who to call. Greenlee: Hello? Kendall? Didn't you get burned enough the first time around? Ryan: Kendall and I are in a different place now, Greenlee. I can handle her. Greenlee: Now who's delusional? She's the enemy, Ryan. She'll do anything that she can to get what she wants. Why do you think she's on trial for murder? Ryan: Those charges are bogus. Greenlee: Like her pregnancy? I mean, that baby is all about stealing the Cambias estate from you. Ryan: Hey, I got along just fine without the Cambias baggage before. I'm sure I will live. Greenlee: More money than God with some of the world's top corporations? Your very own incredible dream wrapped in a solid gold bow, and you'll pass? Tell me you haven't caved to Kendall. Ryan: It's what Alexander wanted. Greenlee: For his grandchild, which doesn't exist. So that's it? Kendall wins? You just -- you just fold and give up without a fight? Kendall takes it all? Ryan: Greenlee, there is a lot more to this. Greenlee: Oh, my God. Is Kendall that good in bed? [SCENE_BREAK] Kendall: Hey, Aidan, why are you stopping? Why are you stopping? You want to do this as much as I do. Aidan: You made a mistake. Kendall: I know that. I know. I was wrong about Ryan and you were right. You're always right. I should have listened to you from the beginning. I could have saved us both a ton of grief. But I'm here now, and I know what I want. Kendall: Aidan, what's wrong? Aidan: It's not going to happen, Kendall. Go on, go and find someone else's bed to crawl into. [SCENE_BREAK] J.R.: I need some air. Mary: J.R.? J.R.: My dad's over there. Mary: No, I was looking for Jamie, actually. J.R.: I can't help you. Mary: I know the two of you aren't getting along very well these days, but I'm trying to help his poor date. It seems that she can't find him, and he's just vanished into thin air. J.R.: I'm sure Jamie will show up. [SCENE_BREAK] Babe: I told you we'd work things out. Jamie: I waited so long for you. Babe: Since you have me, will you leave me alone? Jamie: You're doing it with me so I'll go away? This doesn't make any sense. Babe: And you do? You hound me night and day and you're trying to break up my marriage. Jamie: I love you. Babe: Yeah, and I love J.R. Jamie: But you're going to sleep with me again? Babe: I'll sleep with you until you're sick of me if that's what it takes for you to leave me and J.R. alone. Jamie: This is wack. I mean, I want to make love to you, not seal a deal with sex. Babe: Jamie, that's all we had was one long, hot night of sex, and you think that this is out there? If you want me, this is the only way you're going to get me. [SCENE_BREAK] Tad: Problem? Krystal: I just don't want to hurt you. Tad: Well, you're no fun. Krystal: I'm talking about my earrings. Tad: Oh. Krystal: You see, as pretty as they are, they could do some damage. Tad: Sounds like the woman who wears them. Krystal: Don't worry your little gorgeous head. Your mama's going to take care of it. I'll keep you nice and safe. So where were we? Tad: Well, I would say that we were right about here. Krystal: Eyes front and center. I like to look a man right in the eyes before I give him the time of his life. [Krystal tears Tad's shirt open] Tad: It's a $200 shirt. Krystal: It's well worth it. What is it? What's really going on here, Tad? [SCENE_BREAK] Kendall: Aidan -- Aidan, you cannot just blow me off! How can you just blow me off like this? You know, all of this is your fault. How many times did you tell me that I could count on you and that you would always be there for me no matter what? And here I am -- I'm needing your help and you're rejecting me. Aidan: I said to you that I would see you through this trial. That was my promise and I will honor it. Kendall: Yeah, but, Aidan, I'm ready to take you back now, even though you slept with Mia. I mean, why can't you just forgive me, too? If you ask me, we're even. Aidan: Yeah, well, keeping score, are we? Kendall: Listen. Listen, Aidan, we've both made mistakes, ok? But now -- now's a chance for us to make things right and to be together. Aidan: No, I don't think so, Kendall. Kendall: No, Aidan, please, listen to me. Listen, Aidan, I'm sorry, ok? I never meant to hurt you. I've screwed up a million times and I've taken you for granted and I'm sorry, ok? I'm sorry. Aidan, please don't leave. Aidan, please. Aidan, please. Aidan! Aidan, please! Aidan! [SCENE_BREAK] Mia: Pablo -- [Mia giggles] Mia: Would you stop being such a gentleman and get under the covers before you turn into a Popsicle? Juan Pablo: It's ok. The cold doesn't bother me. Mia: Yeah, because you're totally numb from frostbite -- or maybe from Greenlee stomping on your heart. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Juan Pablo: Greenlee did what was right for her -- for both of us. Mia: But you love her, and you two belong together. Juan Pablo: But the risk is too great. Mia: Oh, what's a few bad guys when you have true love? Hmm? Juan Pablo: It's not just the Calatravas. Greenlee fears her heart will be broken. Mia: Pablo, Greenlee's wrong. When you love somebody, you don't back out because you're afraid you're going to get hurt. Right? You know that. You fight for it. Juan Pablo: Is that what you're doing? Mia: Yeah, I was, until I made a damn fool out of myself. Aidan: You're no fool, Mia. [SCENE_BREAK] Greenlee: You know, I thought you of all people would see the mattress- thrashing for what it is. Ryan: Good clean fun? Greenlee: Ryan? Ryan, Ryan? You've been punked. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I've been there. It's Kendall's MO. She'll lie, cheat, steal, and sleep her way to getting what she wants, even if it means killing somebody. Are you even listening to me? I should have known -- men only think with one organ. Well, if that's the only way to get through to you -- Ryan: Whoa. [SCENE_BREAK] Juan Pablo: I should check with my men. Mia: Shouldn't you be with Kendall? Aidan: Don't worry about Kendall. Mia: Yeah, right, until the next time she bursts in on us. Aidan: Why did you run? Mia: Why did you stay? Aidan: Because I wanted to set Kendall straight. Mia: Oh, so is that what you're here for now -- to set me straight, too? Aidan: Well, I would have done that. Like I said, I'm done with Kendall, so it shouldn't matter what she says or does. Mia: Oh, yeah, but she's always in your face, calling you up, asking you for help. Aidan: Yeah, and she will get it. I promised to see her through this trial and that is as far as it goes, Mia, I promise. Mia: You say that like you really mean it. Aidan: I do. Mia: But where does that leave us? Aidan: Right where we want to be, unless you're going to storm off every time Kendall knocks on the door. Mia: I'll try to resist. Aidan: Oh, yeah, and the stalker thing is cute, but -- Mia: Ok, I'm over it, all right? Aidan: There's only one problem -- timing's all off. I'm going to have to reset my watch from London time to Pine Valley time, if you're all right with that. Mia: You're sticking around? For me? Aidan: Yeah. Mia: Ok! [SCENE_BREAK] Ryan: What was that? Greenlee: Step one. I'm going to deprogram you. Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! As much as I like the process, it's not necessary. Greenlee: Wait until you see step two. Ryan: Whoa -- Greenlee, what is with you? Greenlee: Well, I've got to do something and this is the only way to get through to you. Ryan: Says who? Greenlee: The whole seduction trip is working for Kendall, and there's no way in hell I'm going to let Kendall get her hands on Fusion just because she's got them all over you. Ryan: So you're going to have sex with me to change my mind? Greenlee: If that's what it takes to make you see reality, strip. Ryan: Well, I was really hoping for a little bit more romance, but if that's really what you want -- Greenlee: Stop it! Ryan, this is serious. Kendall is about to walk away with my company and your estate and you're just letting her? How dense are you? Kendall's totally using you. Ryan: I can handle Kendall. Greenlee: Yeah, you've done a hell of a job so far. But we can still fix it. Ryan: What do you have in mind? Greenlee: We'll prove Kendall's pregnancy's fake. [SCENE_BREAK] Liza: You know, if you're looking for your date, I saw him heading for the parking lot. Simone: Oh, oh, Justin. No, I sent him home. Tad is actually who I'm looking for. Brooke: Oh, well, he's not the only one who's missing -- my son, my date. Simone: And Krystal -- she's not here, either. You don't think that she left with Tad? Liza: Tad and a beautiful woman? Gee -- suddenly MIA? Stranger things have happened. Simone: Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Tad said that she's strictly business. I mean, he told me that she was part of his investigation. Brooke: Well, that's one way of putting it. Champagne? Simone: Oh. Thanks. Do you know anything? Have you heard from him? Did he say anything? Brooke: He did mention something about an undercover job. [SCENE_BREAK] Krystal: So how come you're putting on the brakes when you've been racing for the finish line all night long? Tad: Nothing. It's just with curves like these, I kind of like to take my time. That way, later on, I can remember every minute. Krystal: Honey, there's nothing about tonight you're ever going to forget. Tad: Are you sure you're not stepping on my lines? Krystal: Maybe you ought to get some new ones. Tad: Ouch. Krystal: Ouch. Tad: Hmm. Krystal: Now what? Tad: How do I put this -- safety first. Krystal: Baby, unless you're going to be swinging from the chandelier, I really don't think we have anything to worry about. Tad: We just may get there. But that's not what I'm talking about, unless you want to give Babe another little pal in the nursery? My family tree is kind of screwed up the way it is. [Krystal chuckles] Krystal: You're talking about protection, huh? Tad: Mm-hmm, yeah. Krystal: Well, don't worry -- I don't leave home without it. Tad: Glad to hear it. Krystal: So, you take care of yours and I'll take care of mine. Tad: Hurry back. Oh, hell, there's nothing to this thing at all. Got to be in here somewhere. Krystal: Don't tell me you're one of those because, honey, there's no way that's going to fit you. [SCENE_BREAK] Adam: So you spoke to J.R.? Mary: Yes, I just happened to mention that Jamie was missing and that his date couldn't find him anywhere. Adam: Except maybe in Babe's bed. Mary: Hmm. Hopefully, he'll find out about that soon enough. Adam: Let's hope so. Mary: Adam, I promise you tonight J.R. will find out exactly what kind of woman his wife is. Adam: I wouldn't count Babe out yet. [SCENE_BREAK] Babe: What is your problem? You know you want me. You think about me all the time, don't you? You lose sleep over it -- how soft my skin is, my hair, how much you want to kiss me? Jamie: Just stop it. Just put this on. Babe: So you can take it right off again? Jamie: Because you're naked. Just take it, please. Babe: You're so not cooperating. What, is this about the baby? Jamie: No. Well -- yes. Babe, I am totally crazy about you. I mean, you are absolutely gorgeous. You know that. I want to jump in bed with you every time I see you. Babe: Then what are you waiting for? Jamie: I don't want to use you like that! Babe: What, you want to take me out to dinner first? Jeez, Jamie -- lighten up. It's no big deal, really. Jamie: How can you say that? Babe: It's like this -- I've known exactly what guys wanted ever since Mama bought me my first training bra. And lucky for me, I have the whole package, and I'm real good at sharing. Jamie: Well, we're about a -- we're about a lot more than sex. Babe: Yeah. I've heard that one before. Jamie: You've done this before? You've slept with guys to get out of trouble? Babe: I've slept with guys for all kinds of reasons -- nothing good or bad or right or wrong. It just happens. But you? You're the first one that's about real close to driving me to Regret City. Jamie: I don't get it. I mean, I swear -- I just don't understand. Babe: Jamie, you should really get out more because not everyone lives in this perfect little four-square world of yours. I really lucked out with this whole blond hair, cute body thing. And it would pretty much be a sin if I don't use it to the best of my ability. Jamie: And you think spreading it around is a good way to go? Babe: If you would just drop that stupid paternity suit and just let me live my life with J.R., I could be with my husband right now ringing in the new year, but, no, you have to be all difficult. I have tried everything -- yelling and pleading and begging and screaming -- but nothing works. So this is it, Jamie. This is my last offer. Jamie: Ok, I get it now. Babe: Then get into bed. Jamie: Babe, you have so much to offer. You don't have to jump into the sack to bail yourself out of trouble. Babe: Sometimes I do it for fun. Jamie: You are smart and you're funny and you have a huge heart. Babe: Jamie, where are you going with this? Jamie: J.R. doesn't appreciate you. Babe: J.R. loves me. Jamie: He doesn't know you like I do. Babe: Please! We spend one night together and you think you got me sussed? Jamie: The night we spent together, we connected. I mean, I know it was only a couple of hours, but it felt like the beginning of something. Come on, you felt it, too. Babe, I want to take care of you. I want you to feel so safe that you never have to do something this desperate again. Babe: Nobody's ever -- Jamie, you really are the most incredibly sweet guy. [Knock on door] J.R.: Babe? You have my keys, remember? Babe? What's taking so long? [Knocking] [Knocking on door] J.R.: Babe! Babe: Hide. [Knocking] J.R.: You in there? Babe: Please. [Jamie hides in the closet] Babe: Hey, baby. J.R.: Hey. What took you so long to answer the door? Babe: Oh. J.R.: I thought you were getting changed, not going to bed. Babe: Oh, gosh. I must have just crashed. I was just going to lay down just for a second, and the next thing I know, here you are. Unless I'm dreaming. J.R.: No, you're awake. [Babe giggles] J.R.: And I know just how to start the new year. Babe: Me, too. We are going to dance until dawn. J.R.: Oh, come on. That party's lame. Let's start a party of our own. Hmm? Babe: Don't, J.R. -- J.R.: What? Babe: Uh -- J.R.: What's wrong? Babe: Nothing, I'm just -- I'm just not in the mood. Just must be the baby and all. J.R.: Well, you certainly seemed like you were in the mood when you wiggled into this. Babe: Oh, J.R. -- J.R.: Or maybe you're not in the mood for me. Is that it? Who'd you put this on for? [SCENE_BREAK] Krystal: So are you into sporting ladies' underwear? Tad: Oh, God -- no. No, nothing like that -- Krystal: No, listen, listen, if that's your thing, that's fine. I don't care. Variety and all that. It's just that, you know, you can accessorize later. Right now, I just -- I'd like to be the main event. Tad: Uh -- Krystal: So, are you done with the bra? Tad: Huh? Krystal: Come here, big boy. [SCENE_BREAK] Greenlee: We have to do this, Ryan. We have to expose Kendall's sicko plan. I mean, she married a dead man, for God's sake. There is no bun in that oven. Ryan: As much as I hate to believe it, Kendall is carrying Michael Cambias' child. I've seen the test results. Greenlee: And you know that she faked them, like everything else. What did she fake with you? Ryan: Oh, drop it, Greenlee. Greenlee: How can you believe Kendall after she's lied to you so many times? Ryan: Well, not that I like to kiss and tell, but I've seen Kendall naked, and she's definitely pregnant. Greenlee: Even so, that doesn't mean that the kid is Michael's. Ryan: As far as I'm concerned, Kendall's having Alexander's grandchild, and the estate is going to go to that grandchild -- the rightful heir. Greenlee: Even if it comes out with a spinning head spewing pea soup? Ryan: Oh, don't do this, Greenlee. I mean, there's nothing you can do. Greenlee: Like hell there isn't. I won't lose Fusion to that bitch. Ryan: You guys used to be tight. You used to own Fusion together. Maybe you guys can work something out. Greenlee: Oh, like you did? No way. I don't swing that way, not even for Fusion. Ryan: You know what? Greenlee: Where are you going? We're not done here. You're not -- you're still being stupid! Come back here! Ryan: You going to use that thing on me because you thought I was a Calatravas or because Greenlee is in my bed? Juan Pablo: You shouldn't come into people's rooms uninvited. Ryan: You know what? It's too bad you're not quicker on the trigger. You just missed the best opportunity to plug me full of lead. Juan Pablo: Don't tempt me. [Knock on door] Man: Qué, Pablo? Soy yo, José. [Hey, Pablo? It's me, José.] Juan Pablo: José, está bien. Novedades? [José, that's good. Any news?] José: Hablé con todos. Está todo tranquilo en las montañas. [I spoke with everyone. All is quiet in the mountains.] Juan Pablo: Bien. Ryan, this is José. He's worked on my family's estanciá [ranch] for many years. We are like brothers. José: Mucho gusto. [With pleasure.] Ryan: Yeah, right back at you. Now, if we had some heat, this would be a party. José: I'll see what I can do, ok? Ryan: If you don't mind, I think I'm going to go generate a little heat of my own. Juan Pablo: Why did you come to my room? Ryan: Wrong turn. Juan Pablo: How's Greenlee? Ryan: Well, considering that she's been run over, she's been attacked by thugs, and she's had her heart ripped out, as good as can be expected. Juan Pablo: I'm sorry so many of you are involved. Ryan: Yeah, so am I. Tell me that you have a plan to end this. Juan Pablo: Yes. I leave tomorrow for Atlantic City. Ryan: You start World War III, and now you have a Jones for blackjack? Juan Pablo: One of the brothers, Andreas, has a mistress there. I'll find her and wait for him. Ryan: Now, that's a plan that I can get behind. You're using yourself as bait. Juan Pablo: As it should be. Ryan: Yeah. Juan Pablo: I have a favor. Ryan: Well, count me out. I don't gamble -- not with my life anyway. Juan Pablo: It's about Greenlee. I would be grateful if you'd make sure that she's all right. Ryan: You don't think you're coming back. Juan Pablo: Please, just take care of Greenlee. [SCENE_BREAK] Greenlee: Get the hell out of here. Kendall: No, not until I'm done with you. Greenlee: You'd better back off! Look around, Kendall. I'm in danger. We all are. Kendall: Oh, please -- all this whining about Pablo -- it's a pathetic attempt to get Ryan's attention. Greenlee: You got more than that, didn't you? You wiggled your tush, and you duped him out of the entire Cambias estate, including my company. Kendall: It's mine now. And Ryan gave it to me because it was the right thing to do -- and because he cares about me. Greenlee: Funny -- I just spent hours with him, and your name never came up. Kendall: You're lying. Greenlee: Oh, don't be mad. It freed you up to visit Aidan, right? Bet he was glad to see you. Or was Mia already keeping him company? Kendall: Nothing happened with Aidan. Greenlee: Because he's a decent man with a conscience who doesn't want to get tangled up with a two-timing, trash-talking, bed-hopping, pole-dancing mother- to-be? Kendall: I don't pole dance! Greenlee: You've got so many other talents. Kendall: Well, you're just jealous because you've got squat. I have a man who cares about me. I have money, I have power, I have Fusion, and I'm having a baby. Greenlee: Like hell you are. Kendall: You're just bitter. So bitter. Is that your biological clock talking? Tick tock, tick tock -- Greenlee: You're not pregnant! You don't eat weird stuff, you don't throw up, your ankles aren't swollen, and you're way too skinny. Kendall: I've got great genetics. Greenlee: Hmm. Show me. Kendall: What are you doing? Greenlee: I just want to pat the little devil. Kendall: No, get off of me! Get away from me! Greenlee: Well, just one tummy pat, that's all. Kendall: No, no, forget -- I don't want you touching my -- Greenlee: Come on, Kendall. We're just girls here. I just want to see what's under there! Kendall: Let go of me! You freak -- get off of me! Get off of me! Leave me alone! Greenlee: There is no baby! [SCENE_BREAK] Babe: I bought this especially for you. J.R.: Yeah? Who'd you put it on for? Babe: Don't be like that. J.R.: Are you sure old Paul didn't get a peep show? Babe: J.R., Paul is gone forever and for good. Come on, baby. It's a new year, just you and me. Don't get so worked up over nothing. J.R.: Do you blame me? After all the bombshells you dropped on me lately? Babe: So, what, I make a couple mistakes, and you're just going to bust on me forever? J.R.: Well, what do you expect me to think? You told me you're going to come up here and change, come back down to the party. You take my keys and vanish. Babe: I didn't vanish. I'm right here. J.R.: And then when I came up here, it takes you forever to answer the door, you're wearing this, and the bed's a mess. Babe: I told you that I was sleeping. J.R.: And now you're telling me you're too tired to make love to me -- after you specifically asked me to get a room so we could have a private celebration. So tell me, Babe, who are you celebrating with? Babe: No one. Why are you being like this? You're being such a jerk. J.R.: Babe, I love you. Just tell me the truth. Babe: I did. Let go of me, J.R.! J.R., I said let me go. I want to go home, ok? J.R.: Fine. Fine. Let's just get the hell out of here, then. [SCENE_BREAK] Mary: I'm sure Jamie and J.R. have turned that room into rubble over that girl by now. Adam: Well, I'm good for the damage if it'll get rid of J.R.'s sham of a marriage. Mary: Well, while we're waiting, why don't we do some of the damage ourselves? Adam: What do you have in mind? Mary: Well, that midnight kiss you planted on me gave me some ideas how you and I could ring in the new year. Are you game? Adam: Hmm. [SCENE_BREAK] Liza: Oh. Hey. You still having trouble finding your date? Brooke: Oh, I found him. You know what? But I took a cue from Simone, and I sent him packing for good. You know, I tell you, with my luck, I should have known a date with a guy named Chance was going to be a bust. Simone: Hey. Liza: Oh. Hey. Simone: So you got any more champagne? Brooke: Oh, you didn't find Tad? Simone: No. Liza: You know what? His car is in the lot, which means he's still in the hotel. I would check the stairwells and the supply closet. I'm trying to help. Simone: Thank you. Thank you. Brooke: Where are you going? Liza: She's going to find Tad if she has to tear this place apart floor by floor. [SCENE_BREAK] Krystal: I got to apologize. Tad: For what? You just about worked your way through "The Kamasutra." [Krystal giggles] Krystal: I'm not talking about the fireworks. Tad: Good, because you had me worried. Krystal: No, I'm referring to your mission. Tad: Mission -- I'd say my mission was accomplished. Krystal: Hmm. Not quite. Tad: Oh, my Lord. [Krystal chuckles] Tad: I got to hand it to you, you have a lot of energy. Krystal: Hmm, I got to hand it to you. You went all out, and there's nothing I like better than a man who gives it his all. Tad: Well, I don't think I have that much all left right now. Krystal: Well, you worked so hard, I think you deserve a reward. [Krystal reaches into her shoe and hands Tad a folded piece of paper] [SCENE_BREAK] Mia: This is going to be the best year ever. I can tell already. [SCENE_BREAK] Kendall: Hi. I'm sorry if I'm interrupting. Juan Pablo: It's ok. Kendall: I just wanted to see if you were ok. You look like you just lost your heart's desire. Juan Pablo: You are in a similar situation, right? Kendall: Yeah, it's a hell of a lot easier being loyal to myself. Hey, listen, how about -- how about we go and get a drink? Juan Pablo: But you are pregnant. Kendall: Well, that doesn't mean that I can't have an umbrella in my apple juice. Juan Pablo: Let's go. Kendall: Ok. [SCENE_BREAK] Greenlee: What? Did you see Pablo? Ryan: Oh, yeah. Greenlee: Did he say anything about me? Juan Pablo: No. Sorry. Greenlee: I didn't expect him to. I don't care anyway. I did the right thing. Shouldn't it be easier than this? Ryan: It's never easy. That's why these arms are here if you ever need them. Greenlee: I need them. [NEXT_ON] Greenlee: Just shut up and kiss me. Mia: Has 2004 already gotten off to a rocky start? Tad: There's nothing I wouldn't do for Jamie. Krystal: Including sleep with me. Babe: You think that I was meeting someone else up there, not you? You're out of your mind.