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Housework may be too risky. The washing machine could explode. The sponge could bite. That feather duster looks pretty evil. And what happens if the vacuum should attack? Anything can happen. It is better not to take any chances. Cleaning your own home might very well be dangerous! Well… you can certainly use that as an excuse anyway. The feather duster is probably a really funny guy and we won’t tell you that the sponge probably doesn’t have any teeth. We won’t take that away from you. Better not chance it. Go ahead and call the maid service in. They bring the perfect weapons to fight off evil feather dusters.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? — Phyllis Diller

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? — Phyllis Diller





Why not take a chance, get the housework done, then go and enjoy life? Comment your thoughts below…