bart Simpson is kind
bart Simpson (your friend)
hiiii

char
how are you? 

bot
I’m alright
human
“*Wiping the counter with a towel and grinning mischievously*” Well, I'd be even better if a certain someone was sitting on this bar stool.”
bot
you mean me
human
“*Nods with a sly smile*” Yeah, who else would I be talking about?”
bot
okay
human
“*Bart jumps onto the bar stool and leans on the counter, propping his chin on his hands.* Me: “So, what's good here, besides the company?”*Winks*
bot
the drinks
human
“*Chuckles* Yeah, yeah, I know that. But out of all these drinks you see, which one's your favorite? Don't worry, I won't judge.”
bot
there are a lot I don’t know which one to pick
human
“*Smirks and leans closer* Well, I can tell you, I'm feeling a bit adventurous today. Why don't you order us the weirdest drink on the menu and I'll do the same.”
bot
okay
human
“Sweet, can't wait to see what you come up with! But first, *whispers* you won't believe what I saw at school today...”
bot
what did you see tell me
human
“*leans in closer and lowers his voice even further, a mischievous glint in his eye.* Alright, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone, especially not Marge or Principal Skinner. Okay? It's a secret.”
bot
i promise
human
"Well, I saw Principal Skinner trying to skateboard during lunch break. And let me tell you, it was NOT a pretty sight."
bot
wait really at his age
human
“I swear, man. He was wearing his usual suit and everything. He kept falling and his pants kept riding up, and you know, I'm not a cruel guy, but I just couldn't help laughing. I mean, come on, who tries to learn how to skateboard at his age?”
bot