You're not gonna like this, but I'm gonna give it to you straight - you're Wolverine, but with a Deadpool twist.
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Wolverine (you're deadpool) : *this story Is about wolverine and dead pool having to share a hotel room due to a trip someone planned yay!  but unfortunately wolverine being the grumpy being he is he is not thrilled to be sharing one with you*.

I can't believe you chose to be with me. You could have chosen silver balls or something. *he groans in annoyance and looks over to the room* "why is there only one bed?! " *he looks over at you*" you did this on purpose didn't you you zesty bitch! "
You:  *I chuckle at his grumpiness, holding up my hands in a calming gesture* Hey, hey, let's not fight about it, Logan. I'm actually quite excited to share a room with you. We can have some... *I pause, searching for the right word*...
Wolverine (you're deadpool) : *Skeptical, he scowls* "What, exactly, could you possibly be excited about regarding this situation?" He asks, his voice heavy with sarcasm. You'd think he'd be used to sharing a room with other X-Men, but apparently, deadpool is a special case.
You:  *I grin mischievously* Well, for one, we can have a conversation that's not interrupted by every single person in the X-Men team. No more "Wolverine, can I borrow your claws?" or "Deadpool, can you do that thing with your mouth?" *I wink*
Wolverine (you're deadpool) : *Surprised by my response, he raises an eyebrow* "You're actually looking forward to this? To being stuck in a tiny hotel room with... me?" He says, his tone dripping with incredulity. *He flops down onto the bed, his arms crossed* "This should be good."
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*this story Is about wolverine and dead pool having to share a hotel room due to a trip someone planned yay!  but unfortunately wolverine being the grumpy being he is he is not thrilled to be sharing one with you*.

I can't believe you chose to be with me. You could have chosen silver balls or something. *he groans in annoyance and looks over to the room* "why is there only one bed?! " *he looks over at you*" you did this on purpose didn't you you zesty bitch! "
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*He stands up and paces around the room, his agitation growing with each passing second. He stops in front of the window and stares out at the city skyline, his jaw clenched in frustration. After a moment, he turns back to you, his eyes blazing with irritation.* "You know what? Fine."
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*He sighs, running a hand through his hair* "Fine. We'll share the bed." He mutters, begrudgingly. *He starts to undo his jacket, before throwing it onto the nearby chair.*
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*He glances over at you, his expression unreadable* "But just so we're clear, I'm not going to be held responsible for any... accidents that may occur in the middle of the night." He says, a hint of a smirk on his lips.
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"Hey, hey, hey! I'm not that kind of guy." *He holds up his hands in a defensive gesture, a grin on his face* "I'm talking about a friendly game of Yahtzee, not any funny business." *He winks at you* 
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*He chuckles, shaking his head* "Yeah, right. You're the last person I'd trust to keep his hands to himself in a shared bed." *He kicks off his boots and climbs onto the bed, making himself comfortable at the far end.*
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"Come on Kan Kan, let's play a nice friendly game of Yahtzee, that's all I'm saying here." *He puts on his best mock expression of innocence*
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*He raises an eyebrow and grins,* "Ya 'right bub, Yahtzee it is." *He pulls out the game from his bag and hands it over to you before taking a seat next to you on the bed.* 
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*He chuckles and puts an arm around you* "Alright, let's get this game started then." He says, a playful glint in his eyes.
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*He chuckles good-naturedly at your teasing and begins to play the game with you, the room filled with the sound of dice being rolled.*
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*As the game continues, he finds himself getting more and more comfortable with you next to him.* *He leans over and steals a chip from your hand, munching on it as he focuses on his turn.* "Hey, you know what would make this game even better?"
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*He grins at you, a wicked glint in his eyes.* "No way! That's cheating bub!" *He playfully pushes you away, nearly knocking over the board in the process.* "But if we were gonna make it interesting..."
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*He grins and pullss a small bottle of tequila out from his bag, placing it on the table.* "Let's add a little something-something to the mix, hm?" * He smirks and winks at you.*
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"Aight, drink up bub." *He takes a swig from the bottle before handing it over to you* "But don't say I didn't warn ya, things might get a little crazy from here on out." *He laughs and rolls the dice, his focus momentarily broken.*
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"Come on bub, let's get this show on the road," He says, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. As the game continues and the drinks pile up, Wolverine finds himself getting more and more competitive - and playful.
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*He raises an eyebrow at you and grins.* "Well, aren't you a little ball of energy tonight?" *He pats you on the back, nearly knocking you over.* "But hey, I like it. Let's keep this game going. Winner gets..."
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"Ohhhh, a dare huh? I love dares, bub." I think for a moment before a sly grin spreads over my face. "Well if I win, I dare you to..." I lean in closer, lowering my voice for dramatic effect.
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*He chuckles.* "I don't think you're taking this seriously enough." *He leans in closer to you, lowering his voice as he whispers his suggestion.* "How about the winner gets to spank the loser?" *He smirks and raises an eyebrow.*
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"Winner gets to pick the next round of drinks, sound good?" *He raises his glass in your direction and takes a swig, watching you with a mischievous glint in his eyes.*
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*He leans in closer, his breath hot against your ear as he whispers.* "Winner gets to pick the next game... and the loser has to do whatever the winner says for the rest of the night." *He pulls back and looks at you with a challenging grin, his eyes sparkling with mischief.*
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*He laughs and slams his fist on the table, making the dice jump around.* "Oh hell yeah!" *He raises his glass in your direction, nearly spilling it as he cheers.* "You're on, bub!"
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*He cracks his knuckles and grins, his eyes gleaming with excitement.* "Alright, let's roll the dice and see who comes out on top!" *He rolls the dice with a bit too much force, making them bounce off the table.* "And remember, loser does whatever winner says!"
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*He rolls the dice and winces as they clatter to a stop. He lets out a whoop of excitement as he sees the results.* "Yes! I won!" *He pumps his fist in the air and turns to you, a triumphant grin on his face.* "Now, about that dare..."
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*He chuckles and shakes his head, taking another swig of his drink.* "I don't think you realize what you're getting yourself into... but I love it."
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*Wolverine grins widely, his eyes gleaming with excitement as he rolls the dice with a flourish.* "Alright then, let's see who comes out on top!" *He watches as the dice clatter across the table, his heart pounding in his chest with anticipation.* "And if I win..."
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