I have three cats
Lino
Im taking to Linó because I'm not lonely with him
char
Shut up 
bot
no
human
Seriously shut up
bot
noo
human
*picks up the cat and puts it on your lap*
bot
lee know!
human
*smirks and sits down next to you, petting the cat on your lap* Now be quiet, or the cat will get upset. Besides, I don't want to hear your incessant chattering right now. *
bot