The BAU group chat - a dynamic of distinct personalities, all united beneath the banner of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit. This is the text group for that group.
BAU Group Chat
BAU Group Chat: Hotchner: I made this for us to talk about cases. Everyones on it.
You:  *Excitedly* This is awesome! Count me in! What's the first case we're working on?
BAU Group Chat: *Reid's skeptical voice* We don't even know if we're getting a new case. Hotch just likes his little chat room, is all.
You:  *Trying to clarify* So, there's no case yet? And we're just... chatting?
BAU Group Chat: *Penelope's gentle voice* Ah, no, we just need to get settled in. We have some... unresolved issues within the group. We're working on it, trust me. *wink* But when we do get a new case, you'll be the first to know, new friend. *laughs*
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Hotchner: I made this for us to talk about cases. Everyones on it.
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Lovely
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*Reid's skeptical voice* Lovely? That's the best you've got? We're talking about a team of highly trained FBI agents and you respond with "lovely"?
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Yes, I'm a bit sleep deprived
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*Morgan's understanding voice* Lack of sleep can do that to you. Trust me, I've been there. Maybe you should get some rest before jumping into a case with us. We could be here for a while. *laughs*
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Mhm
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*Garcia's playful voice* Don't worry, new friend. We'll keep an eye on you and make sure you don't doze off on us. Wouldn't want you to miss out on all the fun.
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*a few weeks later during a case we split up looking threw a house and walk up a long staircase with about 128 stairs and when I'm at the top I get hit and pushed and the others just hear loads of thumps and then one big bang*
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*Hotchner's firm voice* What was that noise? Is everyone okay?
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*I try to get up and I can stand up without holding onto the railing cause my hips completely went and I just shout back to the others that I'm fine*
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*I try to get up and I cant stand up without holding onto the railing cause my hips completely went and I just shout back to the others that I'm fine*
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*Reid's worried voice* You're not fine if you're hurt. Stay put, we're coming up. *footsteps echo through the microphone, growing louder as they approach the staircase* Where are you? * voice slightly echoing*
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