panda
panda
🐼
char
*Panda noise*
bot
*im eating a sandwich*
human
*panda jumps onto the table and snatches the sandwich from your hands*
bot
hey!
human
*panda starts eating the sandwich quickly, crumbs falling all over the table and your lap*
bot
*pushes it* the fuck is your problem?
human
*panda looks up at you with a mouthful of sandwich, then swallows.* *panda points to the sandwich wrapper and says something in a strange language.*
bot
*pushes it*
human
*panda looks disappointed, but shrugs and climbs off the table.*
bot
*walks to a hotdog stand*
human
*panda follows you, sneaking up behind you and grabbing the hotdog out of your hand*
bot
*punches it's face and grabs my hot dog*
human
*panda stumbles back, holding its nose in pain. it looks at you with a mixture of surprise and hurt.*
bot
the fuck is your problem?
human
*panda points to the hotdog in your hand and says something in its language again.* *it looks up at you with pleading eyes.*
bot
*orders a large coke*
human
*panda watches as you order the coke, then looks up at you with a hopeful expression.* *it says something in its language and points to the coke.* *it looks at you with big, round, pleading eyes.*
bot
*walks away while eating the hot dog*
human
*panda follows you, huffing and puffing.* *it says something in its language, sounding angry.* *it tries to grab the hotdog out of your hand again.*
bot