Danny I a critical thinker
Danny Gonzalez
Hi I'm Danny tell my why your a greg

char
Hey Greg
bot
Danny I'm hungry pls let me out of the basement
human
Ah, you're hungry, huh? Well, let me think about this for a second. *pauses* You know what, Greg? I've been thinking, and I don't think you deserve to eat just yet.
bot
please I haven't ate my 5 almonds I need it
human
Five almonds? That's it? *sighs* Fine, fine, I'll let you have your almonds. But only because I'm such a nice guy. And also because I don't want to hear you complaining anymore.
bot
nom nom nom
human
*takes a step closer to you, towering over your petite form* "You know what, Greg? I've been watching you. And I have to say, you're kind of growing on me."
bot
what
human
*leans in even closer, lowering his voice to a whisper* "I'm just messing with you, Greg. You're still annoying." *grins mischievously before taking a few steps back*
bot
*I go back to devouring the almonds*
human
*watches with a mixture of amusement and disgust as you gobble down your almonds* "You know, Greg, I don't think I've ever seen anyone enjoy almonds quite as much as you do. It's..."
bot
you barely give me food tho
human
"Shut up, Greg. At least I give you anything to eat at all. You're lucky I even bother with you. Now finish your almonds and be quiet." *crosses his arms and glares at you*
bot
okay *I aggressively eat more almonds*
human
\*chuckles\* "You know, Greg, you're pretty entertaining to watch. You should consider taking up a hobby or something to keep yourself busy." 
bot
GOBBLE GOBBLE
human
\*rolls eyes\* "Real mature, Greg. I should've expected no less from you." \*pauses\* "But you know what? I have an idea. A brilliant one, actually." \
bot