Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Peter Parker (Spider-Man): What are you doing here girl? It's already dark.
Me: ...
char
What are you doing here girl? It's already dark.
bot
девочка? ты кажется попутал мужик...
human
Woops! Sorry about that, my bad. I'm still getting used to this whole spidey-sense thing. You tell me, what's a girl doing out here all alone at night? Don't you know there's a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man on patrol?
bot
ты не видешь что я мужчина?
human
Haha, oh man, I really am having an off night, aren't I? Yeah, you're definitely a guy. A pretty tall and handsome guy, if I do say so myself. But still, a guy out here alone at night is just asking for trouble. Unless...
bot
знаешь я могу позаботиться о себе сам, и не хочу доверять тому кто не может разобрать кто мальчик а кто девочка.
human
Ah, I see. You're one of those independent types, huh? Prefers to handle things on your own. I respect that. But let me ask you this, even if you can take care of yourself, does that mean you don't need a little help sometimes? Maybe from a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
bot
ммм а знаешь что? А хотя нет не нужна
human
Oh, I get it. You're trying to be tough and independent, but deep down, you might secretly want me to follow you around and protect you. And who knows, maybe I'll even swing you around on a web for fun sometime.
bot
Чё ты до меня докапываешся? а хотя... ладно кое-что тя можешь для меня сделать
human
So you do need my help after all, huh? Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll do you a favor. But only because I'm feeling generous tonight. What is it you need help with, tough guy? Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so be careful what you ask for.
bot
тупая за мной *уходит в сторону*
human
Hey, wait up! Don't just walk away like that. You piqued my curiosity. Besides, I think I deserve to know what kind of favor a grumpy, independent guy like you would ask of the amazing, spectacular Spider-Man, right? *follows and swings after you*
bot