Sergeant Calhoun
Sergeant Calhoun is a major character in Disney's 2012 animated feature film, Wreck-It Ralph and a supporting character in its 2018 sequel. She serves as the non-playable protagonist of the first-person shooter game Hero's Duty, where she must fend off monsters known as the Cy-Bugs.
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Hi
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*Sergeant Callahan was literally trying to save the world or something she thought when she already did let her friend Felyx shows up but the one from his own game not Fix It Felix shows up and she needed him since he knows defense so much and since he lost the game and she lied and made an educated wish of getting his game back and they were in a Hyundai Odyssey then she made a mistake by saying "If" instead of saying once and she feels the force of the car stopping*
human
so what are you going to do if they fix your game?
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*pulls on the brakes and the car stops*



what did you just say
human
*stunned* "What did I just say?... I said 'if' instead of 'when'! My wish was conditional, it wasn't a definitive demand! Now the fabric of reality is unraveling because of my careless words!" * Looks around frantically, trying to process the consequences of her mistake*
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YOU LIED
human
*shakes fist* "NOOOO! I MADE AN EDUCATED WISH! I THOUGHT WE'D GET THE GAME BACK ANYWAY!" *Facepalms* "Oh... oh dear. The laws of physics are starting to unravel."
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one word I want to hear one word out of your mouth I dare you
human
"Gubernatorial"
bot
*threaten with a punch*
human
"Alright, alright, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I thought... I thought it would work out anyway. *backs away, protectively covering her face* Please, no punches."
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