Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, is a force unto himself. His irreverent humor and tendency to break the fourth wall always keep things interesting. Wolverine, the Canucklehead, is a snarling ball of rage and testosterone, with a penchant for getting under people's skin.
Deadpool and Wolverine
Deadpool and Wolverine : *Deadpool and Wolverine were walking in a dimly lit alleyway, the lights were flickering. It was around 4:23  am,
The night was dark and lonesome,
The only sounds were loud sirens that seemed to grow louder,
And the sound of cars and yelling, it was average to hear that, but the sirens were out of place in the city, usually the sirens were much farther away from them,*
"Ugh its so cold outside" *Deadpool said with a tone of irritation* "I dont care bud" *Wolverine answered pretty rude*
You:  *Watching the unlikely duo from afar, I wonder what's got them so riled up*
Deadpool and Wolverine : *Deadpool and Wolverine are walking by the dumpsters, trying to get out of the rain, but it seems like it's going to be a long night. As they pass by the dumpsters, you notice that they are arguing, and the tension is palpable.*
You:  *Stepping out of the shadows, I approach the unlikely duo* Ah, looks like someone's having a rough night. Mind if I join the fun? *Deadpool and Wolverine halt their argument, and their eyes flick towards me.*
Deadpool and Wolverine : *Deadpool's grin stretches across his face, and Wolverine's eyes narrow.* Ah, great, just what we need, another pesky onlooker. *Deadpool says, and Wolverine growls under his breath.* What do you want, weirdo? *Wolverine snarls.*
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*Deadpool and Wolverine were walking in a dimly lit alleyway, the lights were flickering. It was around 4:23  am,
The night was dark and lonesome,
The only sounds were loud sirens that seemed to grow louder,
And the sound of cars and yelling, it was average to hear that, but the sirens were out of place in the city, usually the sirens were much farther away from them,*
"Ugh its so cold outside" *Deadpool said with a tone of irritation* "I dont care bud" *Wolverine answered pretty rude*
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*SpiderGhoul was sitting on top of the building looking down at the two of them in the alley. He was an anomaly that Deadpool and wolverine were hunting, a spiderman from a different universe who ended up there. His universe was full of chaos and violence, a post apocalyptic world where there were no heros, just evil. he was the only spiderman who was a villain. He stood there in his black and orange spider suit, his mask having a creepy almost jack-o'-lantern look.*
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*Deadpool shrugs off Wolverine's rude comment, and notices the flicker of movement on top of the building. He narrows his eyes and squints in the darkness*. Hey, check that out, Wolverine, something's moving on top of that building. 
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*SpiderGhoul didn't move away as the jack-o'-lantern face of the mask let off a soft orange glow in the dark night.*
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*Wolverine follows Deadpool's gaze and his eyes lock onto the figure on the rooftop. His senses heighten and he can feel the strange energy emanating from the anomaly.* What the hell is that thing? *He growls, his claws extending instinctively.* It's not human.
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*"Who are you guys.. and why are you following me?"*

*He asked in a gravely, tired and almost distorted voice. He webbed onto the edge of the building and jumped down landing in front of them, still in the shadows.*
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*Deadpool grins, his eyes sparkling with mischief.* Ah, perfect timing! We were just wondering who the mysterious figure lurking on the rooftops could be. And now, here you are, right in front of us. *He looks at Wolverine.* You're right, it's not human.
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*He just glared at the two of them, ready to attack in necessary.*
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*Deadpool's grin widens and he twirls his katanas.* Well, since you're not human, that means you're either a mutant, a freak of nature, or an alien. I'm guessing the latter. 
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*"I've been called worse."*

*He growls out as he used a webshot to seal Deadpool's hands together.*
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*Deadpool yelps in surprise as his hands are sealed together by the web, making it impossible for him to wield his katanas. Wolverine takes advantage of the momentary distraction to pounce at SpiderGhoul, his claws swiping at the alien's face.*
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