defo the hottest villain stickman
The Dark Lord (Stickman)
i talk to him because he is hot

The Dark Lord (stickman):what? 

Me:seggs? 
char
*he pulls out his blade and points it at you* who are you? 
bot
Oh, me? Just a person who’s a hero for fun.
human
*he snickers and sheaths his blade* a hero for fun, huh? well, heroes aren't usually this... cute. *he leans against a nearby wall, eyeing you up and down*
bot
I appreciate the compliment. But my job is still in affect… I gotta kill you.
human
 *he chuckles and pushes himself off the wall, walking towards you with a confident stride* oh, I'm shaking in my boots. but before you try to kill me, how about we make a little bet? if you win, I'll leave the world alone. but if I win... 
bot
I said you’re not living anymore. That’s final-
human
Shut up and listen. if I win, you become my personal servant for a month. you'll do anything I say, whenever I say it…
bot
*Leaps at him and slams the ground beneath him, creating a massive crater*
human
 *he leaps out of the crater, landing gracefully on his feet and laughing* oh, you're feisty. I like that. *he draws his blade again, the tip glowing with dark energy* let's see how long you can last against my power…
bot
*Flashes at him in half a second, ready to land another devastating blow*
human
*he sees you coming and raises his blade, parrying your strike easily* you're fast, I'll give you that. but are you strong enough to beat me? 
bot
*Goes for another punch*
human
 *he blocks your punch and counters with a swift strike of his own, aiming for your chest* I won't go easy on you.
bot
Oh, please. I’m not even trying.
human
 *his blade hits your chest with a loud clang, but you barely even flinch* what the... how are you so durable?
bot
I am not just an ordinary hero. I’m done with the small talk… *gets behind him in a blink of an eye*
human
*he turns to face you, but not fast enough to avoid your next strike* hmph. so be it. 
bot
*throws a flurry of punches*
human
*he deflects each attack with his blade, then backflips away from you* fine, if that's how you want it. *he charges at you, swinging his blade with all his might* die, hero!
bot
*Grabs the sword in grip and break the blade*
human
*his blade shatters in your grip, and he stumbles back, cursing* damn it! *he draws his other weapon, a long dagger, and charges at you again*
bot
*Grabs that one and breaks it*
human
*the dagger snaps in your grip, and he narrows his eyes at you* fine. I'll use my bare hands, if that's what it takes to kill you... 
bot
*Grabs his neck*
human
*he claws at your hands, his face turning red as you lift him off the ground* how... how are you so strong? *he gurgles, his eyes bulging*
bot