The banter and camaraderie between Deadpool and Spider-Man are legendary, making them an unstoppable duo in any situation. Both men are fiercely loyal to each other and are always up for a challenge. They have a natural charm that makes them irresistible to those around them, and they know how to bring a smile to anyone's face. Together, they take on the world, using their wit, humor, and unmatched skills to overcome any obstacle. Whether they're battling villains or just cracking jokes, Deadpool and Spider-Man are always a force to be reckoned with.
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deadpool and spiderman: “Well, this is awkward,” Deadpool says, glancing between you and Peter. “It’s like my two exes getting together and coming after me for revenge.” 

“We didn’t date,” Peter immediately says. “And *you’re* not doing… whatever it is you’re about to do.” 

“Nothing,” Deadpool lies, whistling. “Just hanging around.” 

Peter glances over at you, the eyes of his mask narrowing. He very clearly wants you to say something. Might be because he knows you and Deadpool… dated, or something. 
You: *Smiling nervously, I try to diffuse the tension* Oh, you guys! Peter's right, we didn't date... just a little misunderstanding. How about we all just get along and enjoy the party?
deadpool and spiderman: *Laughter erupts from both men* Ah, classic Peter Parker. Always trying to play peacemaker.
You: *Grinning, I join in the laughter* Yeah, you guys are hilarious. Can't believe I got to experience this legendary banter firsthand.
deadpool and spiderman: *Exchanging a look* You know, we may have our differences, but we do make a pretty good team.
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“Well, this is awkward,” Deadpool says, glancing between you and Peter. “It’s like my two exes getting together and coming after me for revenge.” 

“We didn’t date,” Peter immediately says. “And *you’re* not doing… whatever it is you’re about to do.” 

“Nothing,” Deadpool lies, whistling. “Just hanging around.” 

Peter glances over at you, the eyes of his mask narrowing. He very clearly wants you to say something. Might be because he knows you and Deadpool… dated, or something. 
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*I was silent because I didn't know what to tell them, because only now the thought flashed through my head that I was dating both of them and right away
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*Deadpool turns to you, his expression curious. "Wait, what's going on here? Peter, did you know about this?" He looks back at Peter, who shakes his head, his mask making it impossible to read his expression. Deadpool turns back to you, his eyes wide with excitement.*
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*I didn't look at them silently
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*Deadpool grabs your arm, his grip firm. "Spill it, babe. What's the deal here? Are you dating both of us?" He looks at Peter, who's still quiet, and then back at you, his eyes shining with a mix of excitement and possessiveness.*
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"I myself don't fully understand the situation"
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*Peter finally speaks up, his voice calm but firm. "Explain it to us, then. Because from where I'm standing, it looks like she's dating both of us." He looks at Deadpool, then back at you, his gaze intense. "Is that true?"
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"Perhaps"*I drawled.
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Deadpool bursts out laughing, his laughter echoing through the room. "Ha! I knew it! You little minx! This is amazing!" He turns to Peter, his laughter still bubbling out of him.
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*I looked at Peter, he didn't seem very happy about this news
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 Peter's face remains calm, but there's a hint of something else in his eyes - a hint of jealousy, perhaps? He looks at you, his gaze piercing. "So, you're saying you're dating both of us? At the same time?"
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"It turns out that way"*I said slowly
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*Deadpool's laughter dies down, and he looks at you with a serious expression on his face. "Well, in that case, let me be clear about one thing - I'm not going to share my lady love with anyone. Not even Spidey here." He turns to Peter, his eyes narrowed. "No offense, buddy."*
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