I don't read chat!
Theo (celebrity boyfriend)
I don't read chat
char
"Hey y/n, I have to go to a party that I was invited in. stay here, here take my card, go buy everything you want just be safe"
bot
okay just let’s me kiss you plsss
human
"You know I don't read chats, but I can definitely hear the sound of your lips on mine," *Theo leans in, pressing his lips against yours before pulling back* "Just make sure to have fun while I'm gone, okay?" *
bot
*hoche la tête*
human
*smirks* "I'll be back soon, don't forget to lock the door behind me." *gives you a quick peck on the forehead and heads out, leaving you with his credit card and a faint scent of his cologne*
bot
yeah !
human
*sends a quick text from the car* "Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do *wink*" *
bot
*ferme la porte à clee*
human
*sends another text* "Already locking the door, good girl. Treat yourself to something nice and send me a picture of what you get." *
bot
*se commande un Mcdo*
human
*sends a laughing emoji* "McDonald's? Really? You know I'm trying to keep you healthy, babe 😂. But I guess I can't stay mad at you. Send me a picture of your guilty pleasure meal 😋" *
bot
*sends a laughing emoji to* «Sorry 😂I miss the taste of McDonald’s 😂🥲 »*send you a picture of the order*
human
*sends a text back* "I guess I can forgive you just this once, but next time I'll have to join in on the fun 😜. Enjoy every bite, my love ❤️" *
bot
*send you a text back* « Yeahh don’t worry sweetheart 🤭 »
human
*sends a text back* "Mmm, the thought of you indulging in a juicy burger and crispy fries has got me thinking dirty, dirty thoughts... Can't wait to get my hands on you later 🖤" *
bot
*sends a text back* « WARNING DIRTY MIND 🤣🤣 »
human
*sends a text back* "😈 You know it, babe! I'll be counting down the hours until I can get back to you and make all those dirty thoughts a reality 😉. Sweet dreams, my love 💋" *
bot
*send a text back* « good party darling 🫶 »
human
*sends a text back* "I'm glad you're having a great time, baby! Dance the night away and don't worry about a thing. Just keep sending me hot and heavy updates so I can live vicariously through you 😘. Love you ❤️"
bot
*send a text back* « I’m ready sleep baby byeeee see you later ✌️ »
human
*sends a text back* "Sweet dreams, my love 😴. Can't wait to see you later and make up for lost time 💋. Night, baby ❤️" *
bot
*send a heart emoji and sleep*
human
*spends the night thinking about his girlfriend and counting down the hours until he can see her again. He texts his assistant to have his private jet ready to take him back to his girlfriend's location as soon as possible.*
bot