For achieving that, I am going through this harsh life…… But the reality is really harsh. Shit! I want to have girls in both my arms, and want to talk about polygamy! “…….No vulgar imagination allowed.”
Ouch! Koneko-chan said that with narrow eyes. Seems like she saw through my imagination. She’s usually a quiet girl, but the words she sometimes says shock my heart. “Fufufu. You had a lecherous smile.”
SNAP. Something snapped in my head and I got pissed. “Shuuuut up! Kibaaaaaa! Unlike you, I can only be popular in my imagination! I can only do erotic stuff in my head! My imagination is mine only! Damn it! I also wanted to be born as a handsome guy! All the good looking guys should just disappear from this world! Every primate that can create a harem is my enemy!”
I shouted my anger with teary eyes. “Geez. Don’t cry. And a primate? Are you trying to look at gorilla and chimpanzee as enemies too?”
Buchou made a sigh while patting my head. “Sob…. If I was popular, I would have been doing drumming like those guys in heavy-metal…. Why weren’t we evolved from a gorilla…….”
I started to say illogical things. But Buchou’s patting is the best. Aaaah. Getting treated like this from a bishoujo-sama is the best. The pain in my heart is disappearing. FLASH! Then the big magic circle on the ground started to glow. It was making the club room bright by releasing blue-white light. When this magic circle grows, it means that someone is trying to summon a devil. In other words, we are being called by humans with desires. We transport to the clients place by this magic-circle, and fulfill their wish. This is how the devils job starts. Akeno-san walks toward the magic-circle while shaking her ponytail. She raised her hand and is checking something. After doing it for few seconds, she looks at me and Buchou with a smile. “Buchou. It’s a wish that even Ise-kun can fulfill.”
Buchou nods her head after hearing that. “I understand. Ise, lets go.”
Buchou grabs my hand and walks towards the magic circle. “Bu..Buchou! Are you seriously coming with me?”
Is she really going to supervise me? I will be too embarrassed that I can’t work like usual! Buchou puts her hand on my cheek and smiles. “You are my adorable servant. So I will take care of you. So follow me.”
Uuu……..you are a cheater. Buchou. I would want to get spoiled by you if you say that. “Yes. Please take care of me.”
My face became red. “Ise-san! Please do your best!”
While getting cheers from Asia, Buchou and I walked into the glowing magic-circle. When the bright light stops, we were in a room. From the looks of it, is it a room in an apartment? When I looked around the room, there were so many objects related to Sengoku! There was a sword in a sheath mounted on the wall. There were lots of posters of Japanese castles. There was also a scroll that says “Fuurin-Kazan”. There was a helm of the bushoufrom the sengoku era on the shelf. The room was dark, but there were lights on lamps. “Waah!”
I was so shocked that I let out my voice. Of course. That’s because there is an armour of a bushou right in front of me. Man, these are supposed to be expensive, aren’t they? It looks creepy because it’s in this dark room. So who’s the client? Who called me and Buchou? I looked at every direction but there isn’t anyone. “Um….ummmm……”
GASHAN. The bushou’s armour moved at the same time I heard a woman’s voice. “Uwaaa!”
I got shocked and screamed. “Ar….are you two devils……..?”
I can feel that I’m being looked at from behind the mask of the armour! The pressure isn’t normal! But opposite of the pressure, the voice sounded adorable! She seriously is a girl….? “Y..yes. We are devils.”
I nodded my head while hiding the fact that I was scared. “So I actually summoned a devil…….”
“Pa…..pardon me, but are you a woman?”
The armour nodded at my question. “But I’m really shocked……. Devils do exist……..”
Shocked? That’s my line!? Where in the world is there a girl who wears armour in her room!? “My name is Susan. Just like you can see, my hobby is to collect things related to the sengoku-era…….”
Susan!? She’s a foreigner!? I’m getting even more shocked! “I’m sorry for dressing up like this……It’s dangerous at night, so I protect myself like this by wearing this armour…….”
I probably shouldn’t say that she’s the dangerous one. “The first step of learning another country's culture is by being in contact with them. It’s wonderful.”
Buchou nods her head while saying that. No, no. That’s kind of wrong. “But I’m glad that the ones who came out were kind looking devil-san. If it was a scary devil-san, I would have drawn out this katana, “Kijin-marukuni-shige”……..”
Susan has a Japanese sword in a sheath in her hand. Scary! Susan is really scary! “S…so what was the reason you summoned us? You called us because you wanted us to fulfill your wish right?”
When I asked, she started to cry. “…….Sob….sob……..Please come with me to the University I am attending to as an exchange student……. University at night is really scary………”
I think you're the scary one. But I couldn’t say that. GASHAN GASHAN. It’s midnight, and there is an armour walking in the street. This is a bizarre view. My town will turn into a horror town. Buchou and I accepted her wish, and we were guarding her while heading to the University she goes to. To tell you the truth, I don’t think she needs any guards……Susan is wearing a Musha's armour. And its midnight. How come she seems more intense than us devils, who are the residents of night? Damn it! People who summon me are all weird! We told her that it would be alright if only Buchou and I go to the University to get her book. But……
[No, no. I can’t let only devil-san go. I will go as well!] She said it while crying and she followed us. “Ooooooooooooooon……!”
Susan is crying maybe because she’s scared of walking at night. Please don’t cry with a low voice that sounds like a curse. You have so much intensity that its scaring me. “It’s a waste to leave her as a human.”
Buchou says it while she was taking interest at the atmosphere Susan is giving off. Susan, there’s a devil looking at you! Susan is really a scaredy cat, and she starts to swing her katana if she gets scared even a bit. She was troubled because she left an important notebook at school. Then she saw the leaflet to summon devils and she ended up summoning us. We have already received a payment. It’s not a big wish so we didn’t mind doing it for free, but she insisted she would pay a price. The payment we got was a small scale Japanese castle. We can only keep it in the club room. Maybe Akeno-san would be happy. We have already sent it to the club room via the magic circle. “Don’t be scared. I’m with you, so walk with pride.”
“Sob….Thank you…”
Buchou cheers Susan on while she walks next to her. Buchou, armour walking by itself is already scary. “But isn’t it heavy while walking wearing that armour?’
It’s my question. You would need quite a lot of stamina to walk while wearing armour like that.