I wanted to find him so Kiba could destroy the Excalibur… At this rate, we would get caught by Buchou and get into deep shit. She had started getting suspicious of us…… I’m sorry Buchou for doing something like this without telling you. I will apologise to you a lot afterwards. I will work hard as well. That’s why please let us do this. Like that I was apologising to her within my heart. “You have a serious face lately, Ise.”
Motohama said to me while fixing the position of his glasses. “Eh? Aaah, yeah kinda. Even I have to think about certain things sometimes.”
“Is it that? Were you thinking about groping Rias-senpai’s oppai or Himejima-senpai’s oppai?”
“I always have a hard time choosing that every day, Motohama. By the way, in terms of size, Buchou wins. Buchou also wins in terms of fullness. But in terms of softness Akeno-san wins…… No, Buchou has more meat but Akeno-san’s ones has good balance with the oppai and the areola. So it reminds me of something like Yamato Nadeshiko! In terms of having fun, groping Buchou wins. But Akeno-san’s oppai is also big.”
“If you keep on doing that, you are going to get killed by senpai’s worshipers one day, you know? There are many of them at this school.”
“Motohama…… Oppai is more important than life.”
“…That’s deep. I felt a shock in my heart.”
PINCH. There was someone pinching my cheek. It’s Asia-chan. She seemed like she was in a really bad mood. “Ahia-khan vhat ar yu duong?”
“…………………”
Asia was pinching my cheek without saying a word. But it did seem like Asia, because she wasn’t pinching me hard. She must have heard everything I just said……
“Damn it! Ise, you Ero-daiou! [1 5]You have violated the Occult Research Club! And not only that, but you also receive that kind of treatment from Asia-chan! Nuooooooo!”
Matsuda was spitting out his anger at me while holding his head down. “…We know, Ise. Apparently you link your arms with Rias-senpai and Asia-chan after your club activity, don’t you? Are you trying to go home while having two flowers in your arms? You should get blown away to a different dimension and get melted by slimy monsters.”
No,no Motohama. It’s not as simple as you say. That’s because Asia and Buchou are competing with each other for some unknown reasons. That’s why I feel awkward since I am in the middle of it…… More like there isn’t any space to breath when I’m between them! Every time that happens, I imagine bad things like “Can I actually become a Harem King?” I’m a useless guy because I can’t even control a single girl. “By the way, Ise. What are you going to do about the plan for karaoke and bowling?”
Motohama asked me after he reverted to his usual self. Yes. We were planning to play for half a day during the next weekend with the three of us, Asia, and Kiryuu. We had also invited Koneko-chan and Kiba. Asia and Kiryuu were coming. Surprisingly, Koneko-chan was eager to come as well. I thought that she would decline for sure……… The problem was Kiba. I had talked to him, but it was this situation……
“Asia and Kiryuu are going. So is Koneko-chan.”
“Uooooooooo! Asia-chan and Toujou Koneko-chan! I can put my tension up with this!”
Matsuda shouted. Oh, he’s even shedding tears… It seemed as if he was craving to talk with girls. I’m sorry Matsuda. I’ll keep on moving ahead of you. That’s because I spent my everyday life with bishoujos. But there are also difficult things in it as well. SMACK! There was someone who smacked Matsuda on the head. It was the girl with glasses, Kiryuu. “I’m sorry for going as well.”
She made an unpleasant face. “Fu. You are just an extra of Asia-chan. We already have a person wearing glasses, and that’s Motohama. Well it’s alright.”
“What’s with that attitude, Matsuda? Don’t put me in the same group as that perverted glasses. He will just taint our group.”
“This woman! Motohama’s glasses are special because it can calculate the BWH of girls! He’s different from you!”
But Kiryuu just smirked after hearing Matsuda. “Did you actually think that he is the only one with that ability?”
[!] All of us felt uneasy! Kiryuu then looked down at our crotch! “Hmm I see, I see.”
I felt something dangerous so I hid my crotch with both hands! When I looked, Motohama and Matsuda had done the same! After looking at our reactions, Kiryuu’s glasses shone. “Fufufu. My glasses can calculate the size of guys’ “thingy”. From length to circumference.”
Wh…what a terrifying ability! Then does Kiryuu know the size of all the males' “thingy” in our classroom!? I was getting scared. But Kiryuu put her hand on my shoulder and smirked. “It’s okay. Your size is quite big. If it’s too big it would put down women, but you still need a certain size for it. Yes, Rias-senpai and Asia would definitely be satisfied.”
Uoooooooo! It’s sexual harassment! I’m getting sexually harassed by a girl! “Good for you, Asia.”
“?”
Asia became confused with Kiryuu’s words. You don’t have to tell her those kinds of things! “Geez, it can’t be helped. I’m saying that Hyoudou’s thingy……”
Kiryuu whispered into Asia’s ear! “He, hey! Don’t tell weird stuff to Asia!”
I pulled Asia towards me to guard her. Man, I can’t let my guard down in front of this girl. We…well, Asia has already seen my thingy before……
“Anyway. Then everyone except Kiba-kun is going, right?”
Kiryuu changed her attitude quickly after she realised that she couldn’t continue this conversation. “No, I will try to make Kiba come as well somehow. He did say he would come as well before.”
Yeah. I will take him somehow. We are going to have the time of our life! After school on the same day. We gathered in the park and changed to the priests’ and sisters’ clothes after finishing our normal club activity. The crosses we were wearing were fakes. If they were real then we would had gotten injured. We walked around town in these clothes. We walked mainly in places where there weren’t any people. I seriously wanted to get some leads today. Though I was thinking that, time went by quickly and now it was already evening…… We would get in trouble if we didn’t return soon. This action was kept secret from Buchou and the others, and it would also be troublesome if we got caught by the student council. “Fuu. No progress today as well.”
Saji said as if he lost interest. Saji was the one who was most eager to do this. This guy is truly a nice guy. Our first meeting was the worst, but it seems like we can get along. He’s perverted at the same level as me. You can say that he’s the Sitri group’s version of me. I was thinking like that, but Kiba who was walking in front of us stopped his feet. “……Yuuto-senpai.”
Koneko-chan also seemed like she felt something. HEART BEAT. That instant I felt chills in my body. This was a killing intent? Was it aimed at us? “Look up!”
Saji shouted. When all of us looked up, there was a white haired boy priest falling down with a long sword! “Something like a divine protection for the group of priests ay!”
KACHIN!