Seriously, you should just get destroyed, you pervert Dragon King! Except, this isn’t a beach or a local pool! This is the Vampire’s castle you know!? Even we haven’t brought a school swimsuit with us! “You idiot! There’s no way we have a school swimsuit here—”
By talking over me, Asia lets out a shout mixed with her cries. “I have it! I have brought it with me!”
A school swimsuit is taken out from a pochette! The charming point of it is her name “Asia” that is printed on it in hiragana! She also wore it when we were using the pool! [What!?] Everyone here is shocked to hear that! Why is a school swimsuit popping out from there!? Xenovia grabs Asia by her shoulder and ask her seriously. “Why, Asia!? Why do you have a school swimsuit in there!? Were you planning to have a swim! ?”
Asia answers with a sad voice. “……It’s because I was told to take it with me before I came here from Sona-kaichou.”
[Most likely, what Fafnir would request for his next treasure would be your school swimsuit, Asia-san. Back in that pool, the golden Dragon King had an abnormal gaze on you. There’s no mistake that the thing he wants the most right now is a school swimsuit. —So take it with you. It will surely come in handy.] It’s back then. It’s back then when he said an utter rubbish thing which was, “I, want to drink the pool water that Asia-tan swam in”. Since back then, this perverted Dragon King has been craving for Asia’s school swimsuit. And Sona-kaichou saw that coming! She predicted it! She knew it! Rias mumbles hard. Where she looks really jealous. “……To be expected from Sona! To be able to read that far ahead……! Can I even surpass Sona! ?”
Xenovia then releases a scream of admiration from beside her. “To be expected from the student president! What calm and accurate advice!”
“I’m so going to admire Sona-kaichou~!”
Even Irina has tears flowing out from her eyes due to being emotionally moved. What the heck. This sure is horrible! You know we are in the middle of a battle against a legendary Evil Dragon!? “So Fafnir wants to have a swim.”
And it seems like Crom Cruach has a wrong misunderstanding~! Rossweisse-san sighs. “Now, there is nothing else I can say. –Simply one word, horrible.”
Yes, it truly is……
“I will give it to you!”
Asia who made her mind up hands her school swimsuit to Fafnir. Fafnir brings his huge face closer and—. [Asia-tan school swimsuit munch.] He starts eating the school swimsuit—. He’s munching on it! [Smooth, and fresh taste.] I can’t stand this Dragon King anymore! Someone, bring a dragon-slayer which can actually kill him! Albion’s voice becomes even more serious. [……P-Pants……pants, bottom, butt! I am not a Ketsuryuukou……!] [Get a grip! Get a hold of yourself, the white one!] Ddraig tries to bring some sense back to Albion. Albion then says with a husky voice. [……Listen, Ddraig. This isn’t the place to say it, but……]
[What is it, Albion?] [—You are not the only one suffering from Oppai Dragon. I am also in pain.] [—! Uu, the white one! Y-You have come to understand me……!?] Huh, our Ddraig-san, for some reason starts crying due to being emotionally moved……
[Yeah, of course I have. Breasts and butts, why do we who were called the Two Heavenly Dragons have to suffer from such things this much? At one point I held a grudge against both you and Hyoudou Issei, but Hyoudou Issei and Vali aren’t the only ones at fault here. —Most likely it is that this era is bad for the Two Heavenly Dragons.] [Uu, I know! I can understand that! Yes! This era is too bitter for us, the legendary Dragons! Even Fafnir is in that state!] ……Is it me or are those two having a mutual understanding with each other? Both of them share their opinions with a teary voice. [Yes, let’s have a discussion till our hearts are healed.] [Yeah, that may be a good idea. ……I see, so I wasn’t the only one suffering.] Huh, is it me, or does it seem like there’s a settlement of some sort happening between those two……? “……They act as though me and Vali are at fault here.”
I make my argument just in case, but Ddraig’s speech towards me is cold. [I’m sorry partner. Let me speak to Albion for a while. This discussion is really important for me right now.] [Yes, I also want you to leave me alone for a while as well, Vali. There are things that only Dragons can come to understand.] “I see……oh well. By the way, what’s up with that situation?”
Vali who is quick at thinking points his finger at Fafnir. —The legendary Dragon that is eating a school swimsuit. “Don’t ask. There are things even I have a hard time answering.”
Seriously, don’t ask me about it. I’ll cry…… I also need to give aftercare to Asia’s heart afterwards too. Our legendary Dragons make too much trouble. Xenovia and Irina embrace Asia. “……Since I have married Ise-san, I want five children. Ufufu, geez papa, for you to play “eroge” again, you really are a naughty papa……”
“Asia started to escape from realitttty! Uu, Asiaaaa!”
“Asia-san, get a grip of yourself! The wound you have isn’t serious!”
……Asia! I’ll punch Fafnir afterwards, so please endure it for now! Fafnir who has finished munching opens his mouth wide. [Aan. The surprise and shocking item of this week, now launching.] What appears from his mouth after he says that is—a huge barrel like thing. Sensei takes that in his hand and places it on his shoulder. It’s like a bazooka cannon. “Fufufu, this is the replica of Tathlum. Now then, I’ll have myself shoot this to see how much it will work against Crom Cruach!”
Sensei aims at his target, and a bright shot comes out from the barrel! After it gets shot out, it moves around in a zig-zag in the air as if it has the mind of its own where it eventually goes ahead flying towards Crom Cruach! “Hou, Tathlum huh. It brings back memories. The magical bullet that will hit for certain. And it’s impossible to avoid it. Back in the past, it would have been a threatening thing for me. However, for my current self—”
Crom Cruach makes a stance with both his arms. —His arms get bulkier very violently, and they turn into the arms of a gigantic Dragon! Against the replica bullet of Tathlum coming directly at him from the front, he makes a stance with the palm of his hands as if he wants to squash a fly. The moment he tries to capture the bullet—the bullet of Tathlum changes its course and avoids being captured by Crom Cruach’s hands by going below him! At the point of his chin where there is an opening—the bullet of Tathlum hits him while making a violent sound of explosion! At the same time a golden bright flash envelops the whole space around us! Due to the brightness I close my eyes…..and what appears in my eyes after the flash disappears is an Evil Dragon who has explosive smoke coming out from his head. ……Did it work? The bullet of Tathlum has hit him perfectly. Now then, how much damage does he have? What shows up after the smokes disappear is—Crom Cruach who has stopped the bullet of Tathlum by biting it with the huge mouth of a Dragon!