That would be a more stable future, rather than aiming to become a rapper.”
It seems like something happened and Buchou nods her head seeming to acknowledge the situation. “W-What is this about the rapping Kappa?”
I ask Kiba. “The Kappa left its home because it didn’t want to inherit the family cucumber business and started living in this town. It was fond of rapping. I often listened to his song, ‘Shirikodama Rhapsody’.”
What a bizarre name…… What kind of rhapsody is it. “…….The light of the town which dries my plate, my anger which cannot be conveyed, I will just take your shirikodama.”
O-OH! Koneko-chan suddenly started to rap!? “Koneko-chan was his fan.”
Kiba says that. Are you serious? So Koneko-chan likes rap? But it sure has unique lyrics…. Is it because it is a Kappa? “But it seems like he went to his homeland because his father got a ‘plate shortening disease’. His family has a rare and old youkai way of cultivating cucumber, so with this they would be able to pass on the traditions.”
“Then it looks like we have to ask the gossip loving Dullahan that lives in the old mansion located in the fourth district.”
“Dullahan?”
Buchou said something I didn’t know, so I ask. Xenovia answers instead. “She’s referring to the headless armoured Knight. It rides on a huge horse while carrying its head with its arm. It’s a monster which declares peoples death and it mainly lives in Europe. I have defeated them a couple of times as well.”
To be expected from the former exorcist who came from the Vatican! Looks like monster hunting is her specialty! Kiba then puts a thick book in front of me. “Monster encyclopedia. When you say the name of the monster you want to look up, it will automatically open the page for you. For example, Dullahan.”
Then the book opened by itself, and the pages began changing automatically. Oh, a magical phenomenon! Then it stopped. When I looked, there is a illustration of a headless Knight along with symbols I can’t read. These symbols must be devil-letters. I still can’t read all of them yet. I can’t read the descriptions, but I understood the characteristics of Dullahan from the illustration. “That Dullahan had a serious hernia a few days ago and is hospitalised now.”
Akeno-san tells Buchou, while reading the documents in her hands. He’s headless and has a hernia!? I don’t understand! So you are telling me that the head it is carrying can also receive a hernia!? Buchou sighed after hearing Akeno-san’s report. “I see, looks like Dullahan is also having difficulties.”
Judging from their conversations, it seems like they can’t get in contact with the informant. I then pointed to the box which the half-vampire Gasper is in. “Then Buchou, how about we submit a report about a rare ‘Vampire in a box’? I don’t think there are any vampires who go inside a box rather than a coffin.”
“S-S-Senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! W-What are you sayinnnnng!”
The box screamed. I approached the box and tapped on it. “You are Buchou’s servant, so you will have to cooperate. What kind of box do you prefer? How does it feel inside? Are there differences between boxes made from different makers? Wait, don’t you think it would be faster just to teleport this box along with you to the Underworld?”
“Uwaaaaaaaan!! I….I will be shipped away by Ise-senpaaaaai!”
“Vampire in a box. And that will be sent from the country which produced it!”
While Gasper and I were having a conversation like that, Buchou says it while sighing. “Geez, I understand. Let’s find another way.”
“Another way? Do you have something in mind?”
Buchou nods at my question. “There is a human who is very knowledgeable about monsters in this academy.”
That’s something I heard for the first time. HIT HIT
The sound of a racquet hitting a ball was coming from the tennis court. I followed Buchou and set foot in the tennis courts. Apparently the person Buchou is looking for is here. More than that! Like I thought, girls tennis wear is wonderful! And those bloomers worn under the skirt that I can even see from over the fence! Even if they aren’t pants, they are stimulating in their own way! More than that, those legs! Their thighs are the best! Tennis during summer is the best after all! “It’s the Wild Beast Hyoudou!”
Uooooo! I was caught peeking from behind the fence, and I received a booing from the girls! Maybe it’s because I’m a perv, so the girls hate me very much. Hmph! It doesn’t matter, since I get along with Buchou and Asia! But just looking at them should be something that is allowed! “Shut up! It’s not like you will lose something, so it should be alright!”
“Being watched by you feels like we are losing something important! If you want to watch, then bring Kiba-kun!”
“Iyaa! Don’t have me within your sights! Help me Kiba-kun!”
Shit! They are treating me like dirt! Do you prefer good-looking guys that much!? Damn you, Kiba! Please come with me next time! If you are with me then I can watch them as much as I want! “Hurry, Ise. We are going.”
Buchou was troubled by this situation and she has her hand on her forehead. I’m sorry Buchou. It seems like my thoughts go elsewhere when my ero-sensor starts to respond…..
“So Buchou. Does this person know that you are a devil?”
“Tentatively. This campus also takes in humans that are from special backgrounds and that have good relations with devils. So they should be told about the devils who have this school as their base.”
Buchou and I were talking while sitting on one of the benches. Hmm, so this school still has many secrets that I am unaware of. We are waiting at the place where we're supposed to meet, but no one has come yet, probably because we came too early. I couldn’t take my attention away from the girls so I was looking towards the court. Then I heard the footsteps of a horse. “Ohohohoho! How are you doing, Rias-san! It’s very rare for you to come here! So I welcome you!”
A woman appeared while making a big laugh on top of a big horse! She has her brown hair twirled in a roll elegantly. Wait, she’s riding a horse in this school!? I know this person. She is the captain of the tennis club, Abe Kiyome-senpai. Leave the check on beautiful girls to me! But what surprised me even more is the one behind her! A headless armoured Knight was riding behind her! Uwaaaaah, he really doesn’t have a head! Hiheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! The horse’s cry! A black-fur horse! It’s eyes are glittering and are giving a suspicious glow! It’s breathing hard from its nose! What is this horse which seems like it belongs to the conqueror of the end of century! Abe-senpai gets off the horse and calms it down. At the same time, the headless knight also gets off his horse. “Ufufu, it’s a good horse don’t you think? A few days ago, the head of Dullahan, Mr Smith, was hospitalised. So I was asked to look after it in the mean time.”
Senpai says it pridefully. This is the horse of a monster!? No wonder it had weird vibes coming from its body! But it isn’t something a mere high school girl can handle!