“Interesting, interesting indeed!”
Saji and Walburga who happily accepts his challenge start a battle of fire versus fire up in the air! I want to help—but there are still many mass-produced Evil Dragons left! Fine! Then I will tag along with this battle to annihilate all of you! I raise up my spirit, but I hear Asia say with a loud voice! “—! I sensed Fafnir-san’s aura! He has most likely returned with Ddraig-san and the others from the depth of the Scared Gear!”
Oh, so that’s what’s going on! The return of Vritra means that the other Dragons has returned too. My jewels also starts to turn on and off. I can feel Ddraig’s instinct! [Yeah, I’ve returned, partner.] Oh! I was waiting for you, partner! So, how was it? [Leave it to me. Also, we were somehow able to convince them. Anyway, let’s have some discussion after we break through this situation.] All right! Then let’s finish this quickly! Asia opens the Dragon Gate to summon Fafnir! “—Answer my voice, Golden King. Crawl on the ground, and you shall receive my reward! Please come out! Gigantis Dragon! Fafnir-san!”
After her summoning chants ends, the Dragon Gate makes the glow even stronger and then explodes! The one who appears along with a golden aura is—Fafnir who is wearing a chef’s hat! ……Wait, a chef’s hat!? Why the heck is he wearing that!? Then a BGM which isn’t fit for this situation starts. The BGM reminds me of the cooking show you often see on TV at noon. Fafnir opens its large mouth. [Hello, and welcome to Fafnir’s three minutes cooking]
Fafnir says something which makes me think there’s something wrong with his head and makes a kitchen appear next to him! Why did a kitchen appear!? I can’t stop retaliating to him! While the only thing I can do is just watch him, this is what he says. [Today’s dish is “Diavola Asia-tan’s Fried Pants”.] ……Leaving us aside who are all speechless, Fafnir shows us the flip board with the ingredients written on it. [These are the ingredients]
○Diavola Asia-tan’s Fried Pants
Ingredients:
 Asia-tan’s pants
 Onions(sliced) ×1
 Garlic(sliced) ×1
 Olive oil
 Red Capsicum(sliced) ×1
 Salt & Pepper (small quantity)
 Baking Powder
…………????? My brain can’t catch up to this. W-What is he planning to do? But I do know something perverted is going to happen! I-Isn’t this just too insane!? “?”
“? ?”
“??? ?”
[??????????] We are full of questions. When I take a look, I witness the mass-produced Evil Dragons have stopped their attack and are watching this while tilting their heads in wonder! Seriously!? These guys stopped their attack for this!? Fafnir stands in front of the kitchen and he starts to chop the ingredients he prepared while having his eyes glow. [First, you chop the ingredients besides the pants.] He then says this to Asia next. [Asia-tan, give me your pants.] “Y-Yes.”
It seems like Asia had only the option to agree to this and this is what Fafnir says while he takes the pants from her. [Just like this, the ingredients must come from the farm right away. It is very, fresh, and new. After you have a good sniff at the pants, you put powder over it.] ……He sniffs the pants right in front of us and he starts putting the powder over it……
He then puts those pants in a frying pan filled with oil! [You put it in right away in order to have it fried.] The sound of the oil boiling echoes throughout the battlefield. During this time, everyone besides Saji and Walburga stops their movements and all of us simply watch this. Even the mass-produced Evil Dragons are—. Huh? For some reason there are several Evil Dragons who are unexpectedly interested in this! What the, are you telling me that this cooking has some effect that charms the Evil Dragon!? Fafnir takes out the pants from the oil as if he thought it’s the right time to do so. He places the fried pants on the plate with the ingredients he finely chopped before. He then says this proudly. [It is done. My-style, the “Diavola Asia-tan’s Fried Pants”.] CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP. —Several Evil Dragons that are watching him start to give him a clap! Fafnir then puts the Diavola Asia-tan’s Fried Pants in front of him! [Now then, I will dig in. Bite and gulp.] He gives his impression after he puts it in his mouth and starts chewing on it. [—I want you to stay as you are.] Tears. Several Evil Dragons that were watching him—start crying! ……What the. What do you have to do in order to make this happen!? Asia then falls! Xenovia holds her! “Asia, get a hold of yourself! You need to stay strong!”
“……I want to become a crab.”
“No, that’s wrong Asia! That phrase is supposed to be “I want to become a tool”!”
Irina becomes surprised at the conversation between those two. “Xenovia! You sure know a lot! I really do admire you! To be expected from the excellent student who scored an average of 90% for the end of the semester exam!”
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I-I really don’t know what’s going on here, but its certain that the Evil Dragons have stopped their attack for a moment. Can Fafnir’s weird space also stop mass-produced Evil Dragon as well!? ……Oh well. I’ll stop thinking about the hard stuff. By the way, Ddraig. I want to confirm this with you, but, were you able to convince the past Hakuryuukous? [……Y-Yeah, k-kind of…..]
……It sure does feel like a vague answer. [……I-I do have the records of it just in case, so you should watch it…… Though it isn’t something I would recommend……]
……I-I don’t mind so just show it to me. I close my eyes and search deep into the Sacred Gear. Then Ddraig shows me the recording of the past Hakuryuukous. The faces of the past Hakuryuukous with smiley faces appear in the recording. [Hello, the current Sekiryuutei. We are the remaining thoughts of the previous Hakuryuukous.] They are so sociable! You really did succeed in convincing them! [We couldn’t help but feel very dissatisfied at the actions you have caused.] Yes, I’m sorry! I need to sincerely apologise about that. Well, since this is a recording, I won’t be able to give them my response. [For that reason, we created the Victims Association……but it seems like we lacked information.] So they are going to disband the association huh. Oh man, I really am grateful about that! While I feel relieved by it, a man who looks stronger than others says this. [We were able to reach the truth thanks to Fafnir.] …………
I heard a name that makes me feel uneasy just now…… That feeling of uneasiness changes to words and it comes to my ears. [—Yes, the wonderfulness of pants.] …………
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I become speechless. My mind freezes, but they continue to talk while putting on an expression as if they know the truth. [All of us had a common connection where all of us have a lot of interest in the buttocks of the opposite sex.] ……There sure was a Hakuryuukou-senpai inside my jewel who said that buttocks are also nice. [However, in front of the Hakuryuukou, we had no choice but to deny that.] [—Having a fetish for the Hakuryuukou is unacceptable.] [However, Fafnir showed it to us. —An extreme gem, Asia-tan’s pants.]