When I think like that, there were tears falling down from my cheeks. Then I nodded with a smile. Again and again. “Yeah. I groped it! I groped it! Oppai was amazing! This person is my first oppai!”
Then I introduced Buchou who came next to me. Buchou was troubled over how to react. But please let me for today. Hearing that, Occhan nodded as if he was satisfied. “Is that so? I’m glad. So that boy would have a girlfriend after 10 years. A girlfriend with a splendid oppai indeed. You have to grope them while you are still young. Then how about it? Did you understand what I was talking about back then? You want to suck oppai don’t you?”
“Yeah, I want to suck it! Occhan! I want to suck oppai!”
Occhan had a smile on after I said that. “Boy. Do you want to look at the picture show that you couldn’t see back then?”
What he took out of his bicycle is……. The continuation of my “dream” that I couldn’t see that day. My wish that couldn’t be granted on that summer day. I wiped my tears and answered him with a big smile. “Yeah!”
RING RING. The start bell of the show. Yes. The continuation of the story from that day. “Then it’s the start of the “Oppai taking Geezer”. A long, long time ago. In a certain place. There was a Geezer that digs oppai……”
Just like 10 years ago, I have the oppai pudding in my hand. I sat on the ground listening. There is also the conversation from the two behind me. I want these two to hear this as well. “Umm Buchou-san…..? What should I do……..?”
“Asia. Leave him like this. But if Koneko was here, she would have said…… Koneko? You were here?”
“……He is the worst.”
I just let through those harsh words directed at me, and I was listening to the geezer talking about tits. Hello everyone. It sure is a hot summer. Right now I am staring at a dictionary. Hmmm…… It’s deep. The thing that I was searching for sure has a deep meaning to it. “Ise-san, what were you searching for?”
Asia comes next to me and stares at the dictionary. “Yeah, I was looking for the origin of the word [Oppai].”
“……O-Oppai…….”
Asia seems troubled with how to respond, but I’m serious. It has always bugged me. -Oppai. It has a wonderful ring to it. I think the Japanese person who said this word first should be left in history. There aren’t many words that actually grasp hold of men’s hearts. The only beautiful words I know that can stimulate my heart are ‘Oppai’ and ‘Raw tits’. I wanted to know why Japanese people began to call woman’s breasts ‘Oppai’ so I searched for the reason. “…..There are many theories. The theory where “Oh yummy” turned into oppai. The theory where ancient Koreans used to call things you suck ‘ppai’. So people started to think “maybe that was the root of it?”. The one which has the highest possibility is the first one. What do you think, Asia?”
“E-Even if you say that….. I think oppai is something which are delicious for babies. That’s why the “Oh yummy” theory perhaps?”
Huh? Would this be counted as sexual harassment? W-Well, lets let it slide then. -But I do think that oppai are something delicious for any guy of all ages! I was about to say that, but stopped myself. This is bad. I shouldn’t teach weird things to Asia who trusts me a lot. I have to change the topic! “Buchou who went to the student council room sure is late!”
I changed the subject. And then…..
“Buchou and Kaichou might be discussing something very serious. By the way Ise-kun and Asia-chan would both of you like green tea?”
Akeno-san poured green tea for me and Asia. All of the members in the Occult Research Club are waiting for Buchou’s return since she went to the student council room. “Oute. It’s my win.”
“Muu, I have no more options. Looks like it is my loss.”
Kiba and Xenovia are playing shougi on the table nearby. “……With this, it’s Xenovia’s five losing streak.”
The one who is watching their game is Koneko-chan. “Do you also want green tea Gasper-kun?”
Akeno-san talked to the box in the corner of the room. “T-Thank you very muccccch!”
A voice came from the box. Yes, Gasper is inside that box. “Gasper, get out of the box and drink the green tea.”
I said that while making a sigh, but this guy just cries about it. “I’m s-sorrrrrrry!! No! Not outside!”
Like this, he is afraid of other people so he’s always inside the box. He’s a troublesome junior indeed. “I’m back. I just returned now.”
The one who entered the room is Buchou. With Buchou here, that makes everyone present now. During the Occult Research Club conference, Buchou began a discussion while putting on a troubled face. “I have to hand in the club activity report.”
“Eh? Didn’t you just hand that in before?”
I said that. The reason why Buchou was away is because she went to hand in the club activity report to Sona-kaichou. Buchou says it while making a sigh. “What I submitted just now is the report for the actual club activity based on ‘The relation between UFO and devils’. The problem is the report based on our activity as devils. So many things happened lately that I forgot all about it. Unlike last year, the due date for it is earlier this year.”
“The devil club activity report…..you say.”
I tilted my head at words I heard for the first time. Kiba then explains it to me. “Buchou who is a pure-devil is actually required to attend the school in the Underworld for High-class devils. She’s studying in Japan as a special privilege student. If she doesn’t attain the units for the devil school at Kuou Academy, then she will be forced to return to the Underworld.”
For the current devils who have the responsibility to maintain their kind, it is because of that that they welcome those who were reincarnated from a human as devils. Hmm, Buchou who was born between pure-devils seems to be in a difficult position. Akeno-san then gives additional explanation. “Attaining credits. In Buchou’s case, other than making a pact with humans she can also attained them in other means such as researching about types of monsters and youkai in Japan. The truth is we, her servants, were also allowed a bit of freedom by helping her with the research.”
Ah, I see. That’s why Buchou built the Occult Research Club. So the reason why we, her servants, can live in the human world is because we are working in the Occult Research Club as her servants. It means we need a job and a role to live in the human world. Buchou then says it while looking at everyone around the table. “That’s why I will create the report which needs to be submitted to the Underworld now. That’s why I want to know the present state of the monsters and youkai living in this town. As usual, let’s go and ask the knowledgeable Kappawho lives in the swamp located on the outskirts of town.”
Kappa? You mean the Kappa which has a ‘plate’ on its head which loves cucumber and lives around the water? Kiba then puts his hand up and informs Buchou. “Buchou that Kappa returned to his homeland. He said that he will inherit the family business to cultivate cucumbers.”
“……So he returned to his homeland.