“It won’t be a problem since Ise and I will settle this! So all of you don’t to have to worry about anything!”
Buchou is filled with spirit! Do I also have to be resolved then!? “I ended up coming out for the doubles match as well. My partner is……Yuki-onna. Come here, my adorable Yuki-onna-chan!”
Abe-senpai says it towards the crowd of monsters. Are you for real!? Y….Yuki-onna! I then imagined a beautiful youkai wearing a thin kimono! You are talking about the Yuki-onna which you meet when you get lost in the mountain, then have a fateful meeting with it, then it comes down to your village by turning into a human right!? That Yuki-onna which eventually becomes your wife in the end right!? First Harpy, then Lamia, and now Yuki-onna! Please freeze me to death, Yuki-onna-samaaaaaaaa! “Hokyooooooooooooooooooooooou!”
Then a white gorilla makes a howl in front of me. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! It started banging on its chest with its thick arms like a drum. Abe-senpai then introduces the gorilla. “I will introduce you to her. She is Christie a Yuki-onna and also known as a yeti(Female).”
“Christieeeeeeeeeee! ?”
I became so shocked that my eyes would pop up out from the violent truth and it’s casual name! Eeeeeeeeeh!? Yuki-onna!? Don’t lie! It’s just a big white gorilla! Ah, but it has a pretty ribbon on its head! But this is something which cannot be forgiven! “Fuck off! Yuki-onna-sama isn’t some hairy thing like this which starts drumming on its head! Does it even know what drumming is!? It's the behaviour of a gorilla that it does towards its enemies! And its drumming like it! It’s just a gorilla! THIS, is a gorilla!”
I argued while shedding tears of blood. Abe-senpai then gets mad. “Don’t be foolish! Christie is a splendid Yuki-onna! This girl's mother was a very fine Yuki-onna that drove away groups of mountain climbers to protect the mountain!”
“Of course they would run away! Anyone would run away if something like this shows up! Imagine encountering a big white gorilla! Do you think there is any other option besides running away!? Even a banana which seems like it will work, won’t be useful in a snowy mountain and will be stiff like a rock! You can only use it to hammer down nails with!”
Look, look, look! It's using its fist against the ground to knuckle walk right in front of us! A gorilla!? It’s a gorilla with the scientific name of “Gorilla gorilla”! A snow gorilla has come down to people's town! Rather than freezing me to death, it feels like it would punch me to death with its gifted body! “Uho-uho.”
It even said uho-uho! Its completely a gorilla! “Ise! Yuki-onna’s freezing breath is powerful! If you get hit by it, you will turn into a statue of ice!”
“Buchou!? Eh!? This seriously is a Yuki-onna!? The Yuki-onna that appears in books and television are beautiful! The ribbon on its head is so pretty that it makes me want to kill it! Wait, what is a freezing breath!? I never heard of such terminology for tennis!”
“Reality is more strange than what is said in books. Ise, keep that in mind.”
“Noooooooo! I don’t want that reality! I don’t care if it is just a dream! I love those erotic Yuki-onnaaaaaaa! A freezing breath gorilla is just a monster! It should be named as “Freezing Gorilla Go-ristie” instead! Go home! Go back to the mountaaaaaaaains!”
“Christie. It seems like he is very interested in Yuki-onna you know? Beauty sure is a crime.”
Abe-senpai just said something dangerous! Please don’t! I have no interest in gorilla! Don’t say such things to make the gorilla be aware of me! But after the gorilla took a good look at me…..
“Uhoho(LOL)”
It laughed and put on a smile as if it looked down on me! SNAP! Something snapped inside me! Shit! I started to have enthusiasm in this match after being pissed! Christie! No! Go-ristie! “Ise-san, I will be cheering for you! Please don’t lose against Christie-chan!”
“Do your best, Ise-kun. I’m waiting to see your amazing side.”
Asia and Akeno-san are cheering for me! Uoooooo! If they are saying that, then I can’t let them down! I felt something hot flowing within me because of my rage against the gorilla and the cheering from the girls! “Shit! If it comes to this, then I have to do it! Buchou, I can do this!”
“Well said, Ise! To be expected from my servant-devil!”
I’m not confident in tennis, but I have to do it! I can’t turn back now! I can’t show my uncool side to the girls! My lecherous gut somehow pushed me forward. But something appears within my sight. BOOOOON! A sound of the air vibrating! Goristie was swinging something unimaginable! “What the heck is that big-ass racket! ?”
The enormous racket within Goristie’s hand! It can only be seen as a weapon! I was so shocked that my eyes were about to pop out again but Abe-senpai answers normally. “It’s a specially made racket.”
“It’s a blunt weapon! That is a weapon! It’s so huge that it seems like it can even beat down enormous monsters! That isn’t a racket! Eh!? Am I going to be slamed down with that thing! ?”
If that thing comes down at me, then I will have myself cut down to my guts! And now the match……no, the death match was about to start. Buchou won the coin toss and chose the serve order, and Abe-senpai got the right to choose which side of the court to use. BOUNCE BOUNCE
Buchou bounces the ball on the ground a few times, and then throws it up high. She then smashes it! The ball which is hit by Buchou bounces once on the opponent's court and Abe-senpai hits it back! Then their rally started. “Uo! Uwaah!”
I tried to react to the ball, but I can’t follow the movements of the two veterans! Both Buchou and Senpai can continue their match even though their partners aren’t doing anything! ……H-Hmm. Even though I started the match with high spirits, am I even needed? When I looked at Goristie she isn’t moving and seems bored. But she still has the scary pressure coming from her body. It couldn’t be helped, so I decided to look at Buchou’s legs and bloomers. Aaaah,those white thighs of Buchou’s! The size of her thighs are the best! “Christie! The ball went your way!”
Abe-senpai shouts. It seems like the ball went towards Goristie while I had my eyes taken away by Buchou’s legs. The Snow-Gorilla then made sharp eyes! She doesn’t look like a Yuki-onna after all! “Uho!”
BANG! The explosive sound echoes throughout the court and it doesn’t even sound like its coming from a racket! Then something goes past me very quickly…
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! I heard the sound of something breaking behind me! …….When I turned around timidly…..a huge crater was formed over there….! Oooooooooooooooi! The court is destroyed! I know that it happened with Goristie’s hit! But the ball? Where is the ball? “Ise-kun! Watch out! The ball blew up with that hit!”
Kiba says that. To be expected from the [Knight] Kiba! Both his physical ability and eyesight are good! ……..No, no. The ball blew up you say? Are you serious!? So Goristie’s hit not only destroyed the court but also the ball!?