In the meantime, we ordered drinks and chose oolong tea, while Vidar-san ordered — beer. To order a beer in a marriage interview…it just proved that he really was Odin-jiisan’s son. After that, Rossweisse-san and Vidar-san started talking casually. At first they started with something simple like ‘Today is nice, huh’ or ‘How is your life being a teacher in Japan?’, but eventually, the subject became Odin-jiisan. Vidar-san said with a bitter expression
“My father is the best and won’t lose to the chief Gods of other mythologies when it comes to perverted things. Oftentimes, before I knew it, new brothers and sisters had been born, you know? He holds many titles, such as ‘The All-knowing’, ‘The Great Noble God’ , ‘The Father of Victory’ , and ‘The One-eyed Hero’. However, I think the most appropriate title for him is ‘the perverted old man’.”
Rossweisse-san also agreed. “Odin-sama really is a perverted man. When the various mythologies were trying to form an alliance, he did go to all of their places, however, he always became interested in the girls of each place. And when I noticed that he was already gone, he always ended up in human towns where he’d be picking up girls.”
“The Goddesses in that land are charming. There are female humans in this land and it has perverted customs, or something like that. No matter the Goddesses’ race, he will pay attention to the perverted customs of each destination.”
Vidar-san’s story got swallowed by Rossweisse-san as she said “That’s right, that’s right!” and nodded as she expressed her strong agreement. “Even when he came to Japan, he suddenly somehow knew about all of the lewd shops and forced me to go with him… Argh, just remembering it makes my blood boil!”
After that, Rossweisse-san and Vidar-san had fun bad-mouthing Odin-jiisan. Me too…because I didn’t know what to say, I had no choice but to show a forced-smile, whilst Göndul-san who was sitting beside me also sighed as she struggled with the atmosphere. Rossweisse-san had gotten quite heated-up over that topic. Vidar-san put his hand on his chin and looked at Rossweisse-san with great interest. Rossweisse-san said
“Anyway, I still have many things to talk about regarding Odin-sama!”
Vidar-san then asked Rossweisse-san
“Well, at first I thought you were a chaste woman, but you are actually pretty cute, huh.”
Rossweisse-san was astonished by those words, and after she understood the meaning, her face turned super red. Rossweisse-san panicked as she said
“W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-What did you just say!? G-Geez!”
As she panicked, Rossweisse-san picked up all of the refilled drinks that had just been brought over, and drank all of them at once. Vidar-san then exclaimed ‘Ah!’
“That’s my beer, you know?”
That’s right! I also noticed that! The drink that Rossweisse-san gulped down wasn’t oolong tea, but the beer for Vidar-san! It was liquor! It was alcohol! I remembered what happened at the field trip last year! When we were attacked by the Hero Faction at Togetsu Bridge, Rossweisse-san was — drunk! After that, Rossweisse-san…! Göndul-san seemed to recall something like this happening before as well, and she said “Oh no…” as she put her hands on her face. And then Rossweisse-san herself… After drinking all the beer at once, she slammed the glass back down onto the table. “Hick-, like I fwaid, that damned Odin-jiji is really-really perverted, vyou know?”
—It had already started! Yes! This person instantly became like this if alcohol entered her body! A Valkyrie whose personality did a complete one-eighty when drunk! In a completely intoxicated manner, Rossweisse-san yelled
“Five more beers please!”
Vidar-san was completely confused and his mouth hung wide-open. Rossweisse-san then approached Vidar-san. “Vidar-sama! You understand right? That you are also perverted! Because you are thwat old fart’s son, it’d be weird if you aren’t perverted! After all, you probably attended this marriage interview just because you want my body right!”
Without delay, Rossweisse-san drank the beer that just arrived, and after drinking yet another glass of beer — to my surprise, she suddenly hugged meeeeeeeeee! With moist eyes, Rossweisse-san then said
“Too bad! But I! Will become Hyoudou Issei-kun’s! Wife! It’s the pwomising Oppai Dragon, you know? It means I will be married to a rich man with power! And on top all that, he is also kind to me!”
Rossweisse-san then swigged down another glass. She drank all of those beers at an unbelievable pace! “Compared to Valhalla, the conditions in the Underworld are more favourable! The people around me are also kind!”
As if he had gotten used to the drunk Rossweisse-san, Vidar-san amusedly asked
“You want to become the Sekiryuutei’s wife because you want his welfare, huh?”
Rossweisse-san ‘smack’ slammed another glass down on the table. “Welfare! To a working woman, it’s a privilege! Even though that might be the case, Ise-kun is…someone who will do anything for my sake! He might be younger, but he is a master who is dependable! For my sake…”
Suddenly, Rossweisse-san began to weep. So crying was also one of her drunk habits, huh…
“He risked his own life to save me, after all! He immediately came to my rescue when that sister-loving bastard Euclid kidnapped me! I was so happy! Uwaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
…Aa~ah, she blubbered while holding on to me…
This was no longer a marriage interview. As if a hard-fought war had ended, Göndul-san also dropped her head broken-heartedly. Vidar-san wasn’t even mad though. He was just looking at the current situation with one of his hands on his cheeks, looking somewhat amused. This man is a big-hearted God, huh. Even in this super-rude situation, he wasn’t even mad and followed along with us. Having no choice, I said “Okay, okay. I will always save you, so please stop crying” while comforting her by patting her back. I also thought to myself “What in the world am I doing?” but my current priority was to put Rossweisse-san in a good mood again. Finally, Rossweisse-san stopped crying. A girl then appeared from the balcony—. A woman with light blue hair wearing a black suit – she was super-duper beautiful! I had never directly met this person before, however, I had seen her on the TV several times. The beautiful girl swept her long hair aside, giving Rossweisse-san a stern look. “You are weak to alcohol as usual, huh, Rose.”
Rossweisse-san reacted to those words, and looked at the source of that voice. And then, her glassy eyes turned into a surprised look. “—Senpai.”
Although she should’ve been drunk, Rossweisse-san stood up and straightened herself. Rossweisse-san had been heavily drunk until just now, but her expression stiffened as she said
“My intoxication has completely disappeared.”
Indeed, it really did seem like she had awoken from her intoxication. And the woman who could make Rossweisse-san regain consciousness in a single moment was — Brynhildr-san. She was a member of the [Leisure of the Kings] Team that Vidar-san also belonged to.