(EW.com) -- Spidey will cast his net across millions of TV screens during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but that's not where Thursday's televisual treats end.





Whether you're a certified dude, a lady with a taste for the finer things, a procedural junkie, a spy fan, or someone who understands "There's always money in the banana stand," we present a list of the all that's worth watching this Turkey Day.





Fun for the Whole Family





While you're slaving over your bird bright and early, give the kids a taste of what could await them if they don't toe the line with the Style Network's "Supernanny" marathon (6 a.m.-6 p.m.) Kids will also love back-to-back "Tom & Jerry" episodes on Cartoon Network (9 a.m.-7 p.m.), and teens will be occupied by MTV's double header of "Friendzone" (9 a.m.-1 p.m.) and "Ridiculousness" (3-7 p.m.).





Dudesgiving





There's a plethora of guy-friendly fare on all day. Early risers can flip between A&E's "The First 48" marathon (8 a.m.-4 a.m. Friday) and History's 12-hour block of "Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads" (8 a.m.-8 p.m.). Outdoorsy types can catch up with "Hillbilly Handfishin'" on Animal Planet (9 a.m.-5 p.m.), and weapons buffs have a choice between Discovery's two-series gun spectacular ("American Guns" from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and "Sons of Guns" from 1 p.m.-6:30 p.m.) or G4â€²s "Bomb Patrol" (1-11 p.m.). For those with a truly unquenchable blood lust, Spike TV is kicking off the day at 10 a.m. with a "Steven Seagal marathon" spearheaded by the martial arts master's 1994 eco-actioner "On Deadly Ground."





Ladies' Choice





Where better to go to appreciate your own dysfunctional family than WE tv? The lady net is airing episodes of "Braxton Family Values" from 10 a.m.-1 a.m. Friday. Past noon, the time will be right to bust our your diamonds (and perhaps even your claws) with Bravo's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" (noon-6 p.m.), not to mention pop open the champagne with Patsy and Edina of "Absolutely Fabulous" on LOGO (1-7 p.m.). Come nightfall, BET is catching you up with its newest original offering, "Reed Between the Lines" starting at 6 p.m.





Get Your Procedural On





For those who can't get enough of procedurals, TNT is airing "Bones" all day starting at 10 a.m., followed by a "CSI: NY" marathon at 8 p.m. USA has "NCIS" fans covered (10 a.m.-8 p.m.) and Oxygen is taking the night shift with a "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" block from 7 p.m.-midnight.





Eating With Your Eyes





We have no idea how you could possibly be hungry, but in case you are, choose between TLC's "Cake Boss" and "Cake Boss: Next Great Baker" (6 a.m.-8:30 p.m.), Nadia G's "Bitchin' Kitchen" on the Cooking Channel (2-8 p.m.), and OWN's "Welcome To Sweetie Pie's" (5-11 p.m.)





The Geek Tube





Whether you geek out over music, space (the final frontier), or Buster Bluth, there's a choice for you. VH1 i showing "Pop Up Video" back-to-back from 12:30-2:30 p.m., and Fuse is airing its MC series "Beef" from 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Over on BBC America, spend the day with Captain Picard on "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (8 a.m.-5 a.m. Friday). Perhaps most thankful of all, fans can eagerly anticipate the 2013 return of "Arrested Development" with 12 hours of the show on IFC (6 a.m.-6:30 p.m.).





Just Like Old Times





The end of the year always lends itself to a bit of nostalgia, so why not embrace the remembrance of things past with some old classics? Syfy presents its annual "James Bond Marathon" (8
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