The week's highlights: Feb 12 to Feb 18
TVGerry Anderson's New Captain Scarlet
All your favourite colour-coordinated Spectrum officers are here, but will this new string-free CGI-Mysteron attack help MOM fend off D&DIDB?
Saturday, During MOM, 9.25am, ITV1
TV
Joey
How you doing? The Tribbiani charm is spread, oh, about six times thinner in this Friends spin-off... Still, despite the lame boob-job jokes, Drea De Matteo could make it work.
Sunday, 8pm, Five
TV
The British Academy Film Awards
Stephen Fry assumes his annual position, with Jamie Foxx, Natalie Portman, Imelda Staunton, Mike Leigh, Kate Winslet and Johnny Depp up for gongs.
Saturday, 8.10pm, BBC1
TV
Extreme Celebrity Detox
The aptly-named Rebecca Loos is just one of the slebs puking their guts out around the world in the name of what - entertainment? Research? Fun? We are odd.
From Monday, 11.05pm, C4
TV
The Apprentice
You're fired! Sir Alan Sugar watches as 14 junior capitalists compete for the right to work for him for a year. He's not quite as out-there as Donald Trump, but this is still great TV.
Wednesday, 9pm, BBC2
Film
Ocean's Eleven
Twelve might be the new Eleven, but sometimes it's better to keep the numbers down: George Clooney's first casino heist romp is a far more entertaining prospect than the new one. Sunday, 9pm, ITV1
Cable & satellite
American Splendor
Before Sideways, this was the first uncorking of vintage Paul Giamatti - a wildly inventive biopic of comix legend Harvey Pekar. Piña Colada!
From Monday, 8pm, FilmFour Weekly
Cable & satellite
Broadway - The American Musical
The great footage of everyone from the Ziegfeld Follies to Gershwin and Astaire outweighs the gushy narration here...
Thursday, 9pm, BBC4
Cable & satellite
Down With Love
It's playboy Ewan McGregor vs feminist writer Renée Zellweger in this fluffy, bubblegum-light spin round the 1960s screwball romcom block.
Saturday, 8pm, Sky Movies 2