(CNN) -- I've always found amusement parks very unamusing, for it's hard to justify standing in a hot, 40-minute roller-coaster line so I can promptly lose my car keys and barf up a churro. That's what whiskey is for. But lots of people dig this kind of entertainment. And it seems all the theme parks around the world try to out-amuse each other with technologically advanced new rides promising wild and exciting fun. "Hey kids! Come try The Agonizer! It will literally give you second-degree steam burns to the face!" You see, when it comes to roller coasters these days, they have to be super-Ã¼ber extreme to stand out. And, right now, thrill seekers on the Web are all talking about Full Throttle at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Southern California.
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Full Throttle coaster goes 70 mph and up to 160 feet in the air
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The coaster opened at Six Flags Magic Mountain in California on June 22
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Full Throttle prides itself on having the world's first ever "top hat" loop
So, if you're an adrenaline junkie and you make it out to California, make sure you head over to @placeholder to give this thing a shot.