Grand Rapids, Michigan (CNN) -- If you haven't heard the audio clip of high school football coach Shawn Abel going off, you need to take two minutes out of your life to do so. It is classic. Dude is yelling and screaming and you can hear stuff being banged around, and I don't believe any actor outside of maybe Samuel L. Jackson could come close to re-enacting the level of passion that is wrapped around each curse word that comes flying out of this man's mouth. It is ^%$^&!! unbelievable. But based on that clip -- and the fact Abel is smart enough to teach A.P. precalculus -- if my son played football at Collierville, I would be perfectly fine with him having Abel as his coach. Unfortunately Coach Abel resigned this week because, well, this audio clip exists. Some of the players secretly recorded Abel's pregame speech, and one of them posted it on YouTube.
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A high school football coach was secretly recorded chewing out his players for losing
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LZ Granderson says the coach resorted to shouting and obscenities
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The coach was trying to teach his team an important life lesson, Granderson says
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Granderson: Adults who shelter children from reality aren't doing them any favors
I've also seen anonymous quotes from @placeholder players characterizing Abel as a "psycho" and noting that wasn't his first rant.