So Luis Suarez was sitting at home in Montevideo when he suddenly remembered that he had, after all, bitten Giorgio Chiellini. Well, these things can slip one’s mind. Who hasn’t, at a busy moment, forgotten sinking their teeth into another human being? Who hasn’t been innocently enjoying a cup of tea, only to be hit by the realisation: ‘Didn’t I bite that bloke in the queue at Waitrose last Thursday?’ Slap of the head, roll of the eyes. So that’s what all the fuss was about with the police and the sirens and the handcuffs. VIDEO Scroll down to see Suarez's first high-profile bites as he vows it won't happen again
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Luis Suarez has finally said sorry for biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini
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Uruguay frontman's apology comes after receiving four month ban
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Barcelona have been linked with an £80million move for Liverpool attacker
Suarez will not bite anyone again: and if @placeholder hand over £80m he will surely prove it.