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buckets. For
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to have no equal
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during 1905, besides thousands
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The Short Line to
OREGON
and
WASHINGTON
Everyday, Feb. 15to
Ayril 7, 1906. Colon
ist rates to all points
in these states, from
; St. Louis $30
! Through Sleeping and Lin
ing Car service.
QUICKEST TIME
Cnauire of
* J. H. LOTHROP,
■ General Agent.
| 903 Olive St., St. Louis Mb.
& ' '-III ■ II !■ I -
k .Jack Jones
The Crack Barber, keep -
a neat and busy_little
shop. Upper end c f r rent
street. Ext -ert tons • rial
ists. Easy shave- and
the best haircuts. Our
work pleases.
“Come on, ye stubby beard-."
PRIY,AT E|S ANA TOR IUM
Special attention given
marernity cases., For full
particulars address Annie A.
Schoppach, M. D.. physician
in charge, J4QS State St,,
Little Rock, Ark.
THROWN DAILY PULLMAN TOURIST
SifEPING CARS. ST. LOiilS—IOS
ANGELES.
The Union Pacific has placed
m service a through Sleeping
Car between above points, via
the Wabash, Union Pacific, Ore
gon Short Line and the San
Pedro Los Angeles and Salt Lake
Railroads. Cars to leave St.
Louis every day and ran through
without change.
Stopover is made at Salt Lake
City, thus affording passengers
• a whole day's sight seeing in the
- "Mormon City.
This line is equipped with 16
section, wide* vesttbuled Pub
man Tourist Sleeping Cars, ot
the latest pattern and first class
in every respect.
Connections can be mace en
route with Pullman Tourist
Sleeping Cars in same train tor
San Francisco and Portland.
Inquire of L. E. rownsley.
G. A. 903 Olive St. St. Louis,
Mo.
Warning Order.
H ,u : But Or, plaintiff. •• • 1 N. 0.to" \ O-l .•
„ •. i.; * ckaon Char-cery Court.
, . . . •. I. N. B'-i' e- ia warned to ap
, ... • ;• art wi‘ .in thirty days, and
. e ,plaint at tr.e plaintiff, Maud
F. tier.
(*. ay of Mai’.'li, 1906.
J D.NEA1 • -k.
NOVEI/riiss
SOME THAT WOl irotr Its
TO GROW COKXOV.
.
Odd Additions to th« English Lan
guage Occasionally Heard in
This Country and Eng
land.
“Mysophobia" is ona of tiis latest ad
i iltions to the English language. It is
j the name of a complaint which moat
psopie will recognize. Probably Its
i ontumonvst name is morbid fastidioua
i Bass. Persons who suffer from myso
i phobia, says the Loudon Hour Glaaa
I become very faddy in their manner.
They are var1' particular that there !«
! not even a spot on tha tablecloth *
snowy surface. Every plate an3 diah
and glam that is brought to them la
eagerly scanned for any trace of dirty
fingers. Everything must be unso'>d
and Immaculate. In the advanced
stage of mysophobia tha sufferer It
unable to resist the temptation to wpe
•very article that is placed before him.
ft does not nu‘t->r how clean or pure It
may be, the wiping process has to be
gone through.
j “Uncialarias!s” is anothr neve! cotti
j Plaint, or. rather, it is a no7el name for
an old complaint itis the disease which
! causes the existence, in certain statu, of
degenerates known as "crackers," or
I “poor whites;" in fact. It is the germ of
laziness which has been isolated. Inad^>
vanced s'ages ths sufferer eats clay b«
I aides being unusually lazy. At one of
the London police courts the magistrate
was sorely amazed by a witness describ
ing the prisoner a3 a “trance.” It. turned
out eventually that a “trance” Is a maa
who la given a lift from the country In a
Market cart la return, for which he as
sists the cart.man to unload. “A dead- !
homer” was another curious expression '
used In a London noHce court. The de
tective said it was a well-known expres- j
«ion used by a person when he cou'.d not
very wal; free himself from a cbarga
which was hanging over his head, fn
the case in question the charge was that
of stealing lead. It. was unfortunate for ;
the prisoaer that he was a ‘ dead- [
homer."
A “gawkrodger “ "scrammy,” "cagey,**
and a “cuddy-paw” arc a!', different Eng- i
lish names for a left-handed man. But
st “jambiste” is about the latest name.
This came out in a case in which a per
son was sued for lessons given ir. danc
fng. Tlie defendant dtfru°1 ‘hat he re
ceived any lessons, but said that tie sim
ply attended the dancing classes as a
A iiimVcb it
a young society man who occupies his
leisure hours by acting as an auxiliary
at a school of dancing. He Is there for
the purpose oT darning with any of the
women who ar* in want of a partner
It appear? that he furnishes his services
at the dancing school gratuitously. His
hops of reward usually is that he may
meet a rh’h young heiress at the school,
and be able to marry her.
“Elec.trofanaite'' is a peculiar hind of
Indisposition produced t>7 the draught
from an electric fan or ventilator.
A “kitchen piano" is a name which
might puzzle a good many people H ap
peared in a case tr{«d at the Cl*rkenwell
county -ourt. that among furniture mov
ers a wringer or mangle Is Invariably
known as a “kitchen piano ”
The “dotfer” is an instrument which
has nc-w been adopted by the admiralty.
By fhn u*e of this instrument the Urine
accuracy of Lh'> weapon is enhanced
great 1- . With i-s aid a gunner has been
able to hit a targe- at 2.000 yards eight
times with eight shells in one minut»v
After all. the dotter has a good homely
ring about ;t
A terrible naw name is “Thymace
tinoxaethylacefamidothymo!.” It i.!
high-’. r-'Commended as a. medloamen1 tu
people who suffer from “nerves.” It has
been found however, that in a few cases
it fails in it? rffe-T. jp which case ar ex
cellent substitute ii s-a'^d to be A'-cty
limidcoxyafhyhymol. An excellent
thing for the nerve.? 1
—
Starting “Run” on Bank.
While a woman was waiting to da
posit, live dollars in a Ntw England
6,1'mgs bank site saw a man draw
out $900. 3hf. had never before seen :
6 much money at. once, and concluded .
i- the bank could not stand such a 1
l tr H no i n 11ri « rftw. ill •sht' t fvl ti .
I
h . friends about iL, and tue news
spread ilia- the bauk was in danger ]
A "run” followed, and the depositor*
were not satisfied that, the baulc wa»
t- .:».i until bet'* :eu ten and twenty I
iknusand, dollars .gad ’a* en wi*;:drawn
The a:en win read this paragraph need
u t aay that the 'king would not have
S,appeued if it had not been for a silly
MOiiu; . Full-grown men, with years
of •> -dress experience, do just as silly
tilings when they ge frightened about
loc.ng their mone; — Youth's Cornpau*
ioa
Kuroki's Jlams.
Several Freurh soidiers, survivors ot
the Chinese expedition of 135$. are re
sponsible for the statement that Gen
Kuroki is in reality ha.f French. His
rt.tir.-e, they say, is properly spelieu
C irique. According to the story oi
those soldiers, a French officer, Cap'.
Curiquo, while serving in China io
ISo'J. married a Japanese girl. A son
was horn to them, who was given the
Japanese name Kuroki, corresponding
to the French Curlque. This sou, il
is said, is Gen. Kuroki. Capt. Curique
a lei last year in Franca.—London
Hour Glass.
Wouldn’t Give Him Time.*
Brokeleiga—I did think of ordering
a suit from Cutta, but I couldn't get him
to promise to give it to me on time
Ne with—Why, he's usually veri
, prompt.
Broke.aigh—Oh, yes; but ha w&atM
me to 'a* squally pr<ua#t—Fhtla4al*Ui
Pram.
I
fty Number wt
Sumidiag
marto*»
*
German to Son til
America, ly to aom«
of the states of Braeil,
is a cause of com
ment and to some who
think they therein a sinister
scheme of imperial coaquest.
For two or iree strong reasons,
says the New York TTbuue, sum*
fears se im to us to oe aot well
founded. Due such reason is!
that the number of Germans in '
i Brazil i> •? !, after all. ominous
| ly !arga The total population of
, Srax'l, acv>rdiag to the census
j of 1 •>'»■), w.is 14,333,91.5 No later
! census returns are avail able, but
| careful estimates now place the
| total at more than I7.d00.000, of
i nrhicn irimbor teaa Mi iti },0()0s00fl <
i'are Indiana ani negroes, leaving,
! certainly mor® than 14.000,000
| whites. Of these, in 1901, only
2.700.000 were immigrants, and
of the latter number only 300.300
were Germans.
The latest and highest esti
mate of the number of Gormans
in Brazil is only 450,000, nr a lit
tie over three per cent, of the
whole. Really, we cannot regard
that as a dangerous percentage.
Nor does it represeat the largest
foreign element, by any means.
Portuguese immigrants into Bra
zil are twice as numerous, and
Italians three times as namer !
ous, as th® Germans. Nor yet j
are these Germans so massed in !
eertain states as to form a ms-!
jority of their population, as
some ho ve imagined. Germans j
are most numerous in R;oj
Grande do Sul, where there are .
200.000 of them, but the whole j
population of the state is 000,000,1
so that the Germans are less I
than one-fourth, in Santa Catua-;
rina the Germans are 100,000 in -s
total of 300,000, or one-third,
the largest proportion in any
state. In Parana they are 47,000
in 280,000. ami in Sao Paulo 30,
000 in 1,430,000.
It is pointed oat as ominous
that these Germans continue to
use their own language, to pub- j
Hah newspapers in German and !
to demand the official use of that ;
language in courts and schools i
Well, the same may be said of
Germans in New York, and in
Milwaukee, and in many other
parts of the United States.
The conquest which Germany ,
hopes for in Brazil is not polit j
{cal, but commercial. The profit
she looks for in this migration of
her subjects is to be found in in
creased commerce. In that Ger
many reckons shrewdly. Every
shipload of Germans landed in
Brazil creates a demand for
many shiploads of German man
ufactured goods. Every so-called
German colony in Brazil means
a market for German trade.
Upon this feature of the case toe
much stress cannot easily be laid.
Provision* from Trees.
There is a tree which grows is
Sumatra, Algeria and China which
is known as the vegetable tallow
tree. From its fruit large auanti
ties of oil and tallow are extract
ed, and the fruit is gathered in
November or December, when all
the leaves have fallen. Excellent
caudles are made from the berries
of a tree which grows in some
parts of South Africa and the
Azores. At Sierra Leone is found
the cream fruit tree, the fruit of
which is very agreeable in taste.
In Ceylon there is the breadfruit
tree, from which a food is made in
the same way that we make bread.
Itlssaidto be equally good and on
tritious. In South America we
find the milk tree.—Philadelphia
Ledger.
Curious Xacidaskt.
A man on Twenty-third street
furnished much amusement to a
number ot people on a recent
windy afternoon by a predicament
he fell into, or rather that fei!
onto him A large gunny sack
dropped from the roof of one of
the buildings, and, as it descend
ed, filled with air, coming down
with mouth wide open, like n bai
loon. It struck the unfortunate
man squarely over the head, cor
ering him completely down be
low the shoulders, and pinioning
his arms so that he had difficulty
in extricating himself. He strag
gled as if he thought he was boing
kidnaped until be managed to get
ttw sues off his head.—N. Y. Pout
A
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