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CONSTIPATION,
(ts Cause and How to Cure it.
Eat too much,
Stomach feels bloated,
All out of sorts,
Don’t feel like work to-day. Guesi !
I've another case of biliousness.
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“Yes; some pills, but no results; sup
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double the dose, then they physic me sc.
hard I’m too weak to work. Think I’ll
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but never tried it.”
“Well, you’ll be pleased with the re
suits.”
The purgative action of Prickly Asr
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tions, gas and impurities, but it strength
ens the muscular action of the bowels
which causes them to move regularly.
Prickly Ash Bitters is a bo-.vei tonic
and regulator in the truest sense. It
promotes daily evacuations, establishes
healthy movements and is the best
known remedy for disordered digestion,
flatulence and a constipated habit.
D. M. Blackwelder, of Litchfield, 111., says i.
the Litchfield Nevis: "lam perfectly willing, ir
fact glad to testify to the value of Prickly Ash
Bitters as a medicine for the kidneys, stomach
and bowels. I have used it whenever I neede:
; anything of the kind for the last fifteen year:
j and it has always given satisfaction."
Get the genuine with the figure
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Sold by druggists. Price §1.00.
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No. 666
This is a prescription prepared especially
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Five or six doses will break any case, and
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IN GLORIOUS POMP OF WAR
Might and Terror Seemingly Incar
nate With the Winged Hus
sars of Poland.
Silk and satin, fur and velvet had i
given away to shimmering metal, to ;
plumed helmet and the pelt of bear
and wolf; instead of the warm glow ;
of precious stones, flashed the cold I
glint if naked steel, in place of caf
tan. r' ak and loose trousers, one saw
breast plate, loin guard and pelisse.
And here were faces curiously stlTl
under the curved oar-pieces, and here
were bodies sheafed in plumage and
the skins of wild beasts.
Yet this was not enough. For to
the roil of kettle-drums, the swirl of
fifes behind quartian. dragoon and
relter came the hussar, mounted and
pennoned lance at rest. These men
sat their heavy horses, their lances
made a forest, and from their shoul
ders rose the famous “wings." Suffi
ciently splendid in themselves, they
had added this last touch of splendor.
From their shoulders, as in the re
liefs of ancient Egypt, rose great
wings—the rustling of them filled the
theater. Might and terror were in
carnate in these warriors. What foe
could stand before the awful sibllance
of their onrush, this apparition of
something inconceivably monstrous,
yet inconceivably superb?
War had fired this people to new
improvisations t.hat ended in a gran
deur reaching to the epic, the sub
lime. The other nations had but
dreamed of war gods buoyed on the
spread of carved and painted wings;
the Pole dared to attempt them in his
line of battle, to embody them, to be
them.
Over this army floated Poland eagle, j
white upon Its blood-red ground. A ;
bishop raised the sacred rellcs and the
cross and gave his blessing. Plainly, 1
without music, the front ranks kneel
ing, the mounted men behind, rose a
solemn chant of male voices. It was
the hymn made for Sableskl’s legions
when they marched out to Vienna.—
Albert. KInrose, In Scribner'* Magar
cine.
PAID TRIBUTE TO LAUGHTER
Man of Intellect and Renown Join in
Testimony to the Value of
Jollity In Life.
The value of a good-natured laugh
may be rated low by some people:
but many writers have attested its
worth In no measured terms.
It is not surprising that Charles
Lamb should have said, “A laugh 1*
worth a hundred groans In any mar
ket;" but from the lips of the somber
Carlyle one Is scarcely prepared to
hear, ‘‘No man who has once heartily
and wholly laughed can be altogether
or lrreclaimably bad.”
It was Douglas Jerrold who boldly
stated that, "What was talked of as
the golden chain of Jove was nothing
more than a succession of laughs, a
chromatic scale of merriment reach
ing from earth to Olympus.”
"I am persuaded," wrote Laurence
Sterne, “that every time a man smiles
but much more so when ne laughs—11
adds something to his fragment of
life.”
Last of all may be cited the verdict
of Oliver Wendell Holmes, given with
his own inimitable humor, "The rlofr
out tumult of a laugh, I take it, la the
mob law of the features, and Pro
priety the magistrate who reads the
riot acL'*—The Sunday Magmaine.
Henry Vll.’a Chapel.
The Meat Honorable Order of the
Bath haa oeaaed to be the Cinderella
among the orders at knighthood. With
the restoration of high ceremonial in
Henry VH.’s ohapel the Ignominy of
the past ends. Although no longer
the "wonder of the world” that In
land saw (for so-called architects of
the last century restored It out of all
recognition) the roof still remains a
thing of beauty. It has been suggest
ed that the chapel stands on the site
of a garden owned by Chaucer. Hen
ry, who built It, lavished money upon
It—his successors evidently thought
too much, for they utterly neglected
It. When George L reorganized the
order by introducing fresh blood,
more honorable canopies were need
ed ; they were provided by dishonor
ably slicing the old ones Into two.—
London Chronicle.
Literal Truth.
A London story Illuminates the ca
reer of Horace Hamfat, an actor.
Rich today, he was poor and a failure
up to the age of forty. Hla life, up to
that age, passed In the provinces on
two or three quid a week. One Sat
urday tn Manchester Horace Hamfaffl
show went up, the manager fled, and
Horace for three days lived on bread
and dripping. Then a letter came to
him from a London admirer, inclosing
ten pounds. The admirer forwarded
also an Item from a theatrical page
that Horace Hamfat himself had writ
ten—"Horace Hamfat Is starring in
Manchester.” But the typesetter had
made this item read, truly enough:
"Horace Hamfat Is starving In Maa
Chester!”
Interpolated.
A New York manager was making
his first Shakespearean production.
The play being rehearsed was “Mac
beth.” Everything went smoothly un
til an actor came to the line: “Ten
thousand dollars to the general use.
Instantly the manager was on his
feet. “Cut that line out!” he shouted
"This Is an English play and a classic.
I won’t have any modern American
! speeches written Into it”- Boston
Transcript
CHARM HARD TO ANALYZE
Its Presence Easily Felt, but Descrip
tion Will Be Found a Thing
of Some Difficulty.
Over half of our American girls
work. They stand behind counters,
bend over machines, sit at desks, and
march, militant figures. In the proces
sion of industries that seem to block
the road to girlish grace and light
heartedness and freedom from cara
One woman who has worked among
aad written books about and fonnd
Inspiration in the working girl says
that charm sometimes drifts down,
unawares, a thing ephemeral, a gift
of the gods to tbs girl who has had to
work so hard tW she has had na
tints to thiak about ksr lack st
beauty.
‘T wish I knew wherein charm ttos;
hut I don't know, although I’ve stud
ied tt and tried to analyse tt as mock
as moat folks hare. I suspect. In
hooks. In pictures, la people. In places.
Tve met many, many kinds of charm;
hut Tve never been able to say Just
what It was that charmed me. Cer
tainly tt was never mere beauty. Dor
mere Intelligence, nor mere cheerfuK
ness, nor mere kindliness. I’ve seen
beauty that, bored, and listened to
cleverness that repelled, and met with
cheerfulness that was Inane and with
kindliness that was exasperating
Charm Is a gift of the gods, and It
cannot be wooed like fame, nor won
like money, nor bought like titles, nor
developed like patience, nor seized
like a prize o’ war. If It comes, It
comes; and if it’s thought on too
much. It flies away. And there’s an
end on tt.”—Mother’s Magazine.
LESSON FROM THE PROFESSOR
Old Gentleman Was Perfectly Cor>
vinced That the Youngster Was
Competent to Give H.
The old gentleman wondered where
the yonng couple had got to, for It
was getting late. He rather suspect
ed they had wandered ont Into the
garden, so he wended his steps fee
that direction. He soon cams serose
the young people, and found them In
« most fen teres ting attitude. The
young man had the fair girl clasped
In both his arms, and was kissing her
es if he hadn't tasted sach a dainty
tor at least fire minutes.
The old gentleman watched the
eecnlatory performance to the finish—•
which he found to be somewhat weary
work—and then made his presence
known.
"Tsn't it very late for you young
people to be out?” he said.
“It is—is rather, pa," faltered the
fair girl; “but—but Mr. Popple has
been gtv—giving me a lesson In as—
astronomy.”
“My stars!” ejaculated the old gen
tleman. “He has, and no mistake! I
myself saw him teaching you how the
Great Bear hugs.”
Then the young couple looked so
foolish that the old gentleman shut
his eyes out of sheer compassion.
Poet’s Memory Lives.
The saying “Christmas comes but
once a year” is attributed to Thomas
Tusser, a medieval poet (1624-1680),
who seems to have been strong oa
epigrams. The same Idea may have
oeenrred to others, but Tusser gave
It expression. He was dossed as an
sgrionHeral poet, pertly because he
had not mueh education end pertly
becenee he treated simple themes,
which he understood In e plain add
shafts way. Teaser had an ear ter
waste, end served to order as chor
ister In seose churches of his day.
Bis first publication was entitled "A
n_■_m ms_S a# UnahanA
rU," ud later ha published "A Hu*
Arad Good Points of Hnsbandrte Late
ly Married Unto a Hundred Good
Points of Housewifery.” and still late*
this was amplified Into “Fire Hun
dred Good Points of Husbandry Unlh
ed to as Many of Good Housewifery.'
Reprints of fhese boks are still e»
tent with an autobiography of the au
thor In verse. Southey, himself a
critical poet, characterized Tusser as
“a good, honest, homely, useful old
rhymster.” Some of Tusser’s phrases
have passed Into proverbs.
Looking to the Future.
The beautiful lady consulted her
attorney, and was received with bows
and smiles.
"I am glad to tell you.” said the
legal gentleman, ‘that your breach
of promise suit has already produced
results. The defendant has offered to
compromise by marrying yon.”
"That suits me," declared the beau
tiful lady. Td rather do that than
stand a chance of losing a suit. WelL
you have done beautifully. What do
I owe you for your services T”
"'Shall we say >500 T"
"We shall not That is altogether
too much.”
"Well, HI tell you what Til da
I’ll cut that bill in two if you win
promise to retain me when you sue
for divorce.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Learning How te Write.
The following Is taken from a page
of practical household suggestiona
published in the Woman’s Home Com
panion:
“My little boy tired very quickly
when I tried to teach him to write, so
I gave him a cap, a bag and whistle
and told him to play letter carrier.
Since then he sits down immediately
after breakfast each day and writes a
short letter to one of the neighbors,
then plays postman and delivers 1C
The neighbors enjoy the little game,
and It Is wonderful how quickly he la
learning to write and er*dl with tssa*
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Royal Arcanum.
Newport Council, No. 322.
Royal Arcanum meets 1st and
3rd Friday nights in each month
in the opera house building.
Visiting brethren always wel
come.
S. M. Beattie, Regent,
W. C. Wishon. Sec.
Woodmen of the World.
Pecan Camp, No. 3, meets 1st
and 3rd Thursday nights of
each month in Masonic Hall.
Visiting brothers welcome.
R. T. Simmons, C. C.,
P. S. White, Clerk.
\
Modern Woodmen.
Newport Camp, No. 13,674,
M. W. A., meets Second Friday i
night of each month in Opera
House. Visiting brethren invit
ed.
R. T. Simmons. Consul.
Jackson Lodge, No. 191 F. &
A. M.
Meets Second and Fourth
Tuesday nights of each month
i in the Opera House Building, Se
| cond and Hazel streets.
Visiting brothers always wel
j :ome.
Geo. M. Sink, W. M.,
S. M. Beattie, Sec.
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The I. O. O. F.
The I. 0. 0. F. meets every
Monday night in Masonic Hall,
corner Hazel and Second streets.
Visiting brothers always wel
come.
S. J. Blackburn, N. G.
J. F. Parish, Secretary.
Tribe of Ben Hur.
The Tribe of Ben Hur meets
in the Board Building every
Tuesday night at 8 o’clock by or
der f the chief.
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
IRON MOUNTAIN
. SOUTH BOUND.
No. 3 leaves.6:20 p. m.
No. 29 (arrives 6:28) departs
at.6:38 a. m.
No. 5 leaves.6:00 a. ra.
No. 17 leaves.5:20 a. m.
No. 7 leaves.9:02 a. m.
No. 23 (arrives 7:47) leaves S:66 p. m.
4o. 91 (local freight) leaves 8:25 a. m.
NORTH BOUND.
No. 24 leaves.10:05 a. m.
No. 4 leaves.10:22 a. m.
No. 28 leaves.*:60 p. m.
No. 18 leaves.18:15 P* “•
No. 6 leaves.10:45 p. m.
No. 92 (locai freight) ieaves2:10 p. m.
WHITE RIVER DIVISION.
WEST BOUND.
No. ziu leaves. •*» »• «*•
Np. 232 leaves. .9:00 p. m.
No. 246 (local freight) leaves
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EAST BOUND.
No. 209 arrives. .8:00 p. m.
No. 231 arrives.&18 a. m.
No. 245 (local freight) arrives
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ROCK ISLAND,
i No. 607 arrives 12:35 p. m.
I No. 608 departs 1:60 p. m.
j No. 681 local freight arrives
| No. 682 local freight departs
Local freight arrives Monday, Wed
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Wearing of the Hood,
hi England the hood waa not final
ly' given up until the early part of
fifteenth century. The "great velvet
hat furred" worn by the mayor of Lon
don, John Welles, In 1432, is cited as
a singularity by Stow, who states that
previously “the coverture of men’s
heads waa hoods, for neither eap or
hat la spoken of.” In point of fact
there are a few earlier Instances of
hats being worn by nobles and eras
the middle classes
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