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Vegetable
^ 3a Car'ir|d,1,‘ l,,'J Cfr:
^gt^Tainly done mo a Lt
lundI^Vsf^
|^Qp gatiflevcr»aafe
£ jjf mak' trouble I would
■felff tionandVoutlhava
mt-'PJ spells when I would
be in such pain that
IH I_li would tear my
husband got the
■ 9” what the matter was
•"“S St help me. My firct
■? could■ not e pinkham 3
■ "'3S for J and i sent my hus
■e» tk it until I was en
fe^mTwoman of perfect
1healtli and happiness
■^TvLe. Pinkham'a medi
■nn I*“» *T nqgurcd that I do
BjjSommend your wonderful
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■Route No. 3, Malone, N. Y.
■ "L. of Lvdia E. Pinkham’o
■Smiund, made from roots
K is unparalleled. It may bo
■h iect confidence by women
displacements, mflam
KeSSn,tumors,irregulant.es,
0S backache, bearing-down
■SkJ,indigestion w,
008 prostration. L>'d.ia f'
■Stable Compound is the st^n
IjflHtaiedy for female lJis.
l-WWhichls Different.
•■javs he is always outspoken in
^Hfe's presence.”
means outalked.
■|D9l0W', Soothing Syrup f»r Children
i^Kioftena the gums, reduces iuflamma
pain,cures wind coiic,25c a bottle.Adv
Wild Beastie.
you ever owend a horse?”
for long. I had a nightmare
[^t-Boston Evening Transcript.
^■COBATING TO THE PALE AND
SICKLY. . ,
-■ill standard general vtrengthonlng tonic,
‘•^■'STASTKLBSS chill TONIC, drives ont Ma
^■ricbestbe blood and builds up tl,a system.
^^Eppetlier. tor adults and children. 60 eta
[^■gin't Overlooking Anything,
■t lawyer of mine has a nerve.’’
^Hten to this item in his bill: ‘For
^Bg up in the night and thinking
^Bour case, $5.’ Pathfinder.
S Willing to Oblige.
^■a reception the other evening I
^Beard the following: A young en
jH couple were sitting by them
JH when a friend came along and
■u two seem very happy over
■way from the rest of the crowd?’
■ are,” replied the girl, ‘‘won’t
|Srry I can’t,” said the friend, “I’m
jjHminister. But I’ll call one if you
^■‘—Exchange.
. __
^B Legal Opinion.
^Bcat sits on my back fence every
!■ and he yowls and yowls and
■- Now, I don't want to have
^■rouble with Neighbor Jones, but
JHthiug has gone far enough, and
■t you to tell me what to do.”
■ young lawyer looked as solemn
old, sick owl, and said not a
jMhave a right to shoot the cat,
jMwould hardly say that,” replied
Be Coke Blackstone. ”The cat
B not belong to you, as 1 under
Bb, but the fence does.”
Ben,” concluded the light of law,
it safe to say you have a
tear down the fence/
B Triumph
I Of Cookery—
Post
[Toasties
■ Many delicious dishes
■ have been made from
■ Indian Corn by the skill
|“d ingenuity of the ex
■ PW cook.
■ . But none of these crea
■ bon* excels Post Toast
I ** “ tempting the palate.
I “Toasties” are a lux
K !Kal mak' a delight.
I ot-weather economy.
I first package teBs
I b* own story.
[The Memory Lingers”
SoU ky Grocers.
_ feusTa"*
There Is trouble and grieving wherever
we go,
There is always the trace of the tear;
We cannot escape from the presence of
woe,
Vice ever is hovering near
For each who remains on his feet through
the strife
A hundred men stumble and fall;
There are few who command In the battle
of life
-But—
It’s a pretty good world, after all.
For ear«h who may taste of the honey of
fame
Ten thousand must labor unknown;
The profits that many should rightfully
claim
A few carry off as their own.
From over the seas comes the walling of
those
That to greed and oppression are thrall;
The nations still war and the races are
foes
-But
It’s a pretty good world, after all.
But yesterday one who had riches was
kind
Where a toller had swooned at his task,
And year after year we are leaving be
hind
The errors our teachers unmask.
Each tomorrow ends evils of every today;
We still have the great and the small,
But the distance between them Is dwin
dling away
—And—
It's a pretty good world, after all.
UNACCOUNTABLE.
"When I got
whether’ I had
irom the office."
Saddest Part of It.
"It’s too bad that your son was
drowned,” said the one who had gone
to sympathize with Col. Culpeffer
“But l-amember that we must all die
sooner or later. Your loss is terri
ble, I know. Your boy was such a
promising young man. It’s awiul to
think of him being cut off in the very
“It ain’t losln’ him that -comes so
hard; though that’s bad enough,”
groaned the gallant Kentuckian. "But
think of him bein’ in a watery grave!"
Then he broke down completely.
Not as Bad as He Might Have Been.
She (whirling around on the piano
stool)—What a wretch that Nero
must have been, to fiddle as they say
he did.
He—It was a mean thing to do, but
let us be charitable. He might have
made it even more disagreeable for
the Romans by compelling one of the
ladies of his household to play the
piano.
The Pity of It.
All in our places, high and low.
We Btrive away; and each man learns.
Before his hair begins to go,
To be reluctant to bestow
Such cerdlt aa his neighbor earns.
Bracer.
“Here,” she said, offering him a
brownish concoction in a medicine
glass, after he had called the sixth
time, “drink this.’’
“What is it?” he asked.
"Medicine.”
“But why should I take medicine?”
“You seem so cold. This is good for
the circulation.”
Naturally 8usppcted.
“So you need to be the Janitor of a
flat building?”
“Yes, mum.”
• How did you lose your Job?”
“The landlord thought 1 was crazy
When the tenants asked for more heal
I always gave it to ’em without a
fight.”
Naturally Excited
“Say,” asked the man who was a
stranger in New York, "what b the
matter with that man in the next
room? He’s been making a terrible
racket for the last hour.
"Oh,” replied the bell-hop, "he s just
heard of a new table d bote place
where be’B never et”
For
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—to ensure complete success
take along a case of
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Original Sort of Ham.
A lady gave a luncheon recently and
explained that she always cooked ham
by the recipe used by Thomas Jeffer
son, which had been handed down in
her family for years.
This recipe required that the ham
ho cooked for about two hours by
simmering, but, under no condition
must it be allowed to boil.
A ham was on the stove, its des
tinies presided over by a young col
orcd woman from up in the mountains.
"Jane,” called the mistress of the
house, "don't let that ham boil."
"No'um," replied Jane, "I ain't er
gwine to boil no him. Its on the stove
now just a simpering!”
Sure.
Gabo- Does absence make the heart
grow fonder?
Steve Yes. of your creditors.
T.kjuid blue Is n won!; solution. Avoid It.
Buy Red Cross Hull Blue, the blue Urn i s nil
blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
When put to the tost, some virtues
are found to be thinly vein y >1
Man/ a man has been sold who
didn't get his price.
PAINFUL, IKYING
TIMES
Housework Is
hard enough for
a healthy worn
an. The wife
who lias a bud
buck, who I#
weak or tired
all the time,
finds her duties
a heavy burden.
Thousands of
nervous, d I s
cou raged, sick
ly women have
traced their
■■Lvcrvmu* Tells troubles to sick
j .Vf,.rv" kidneys — have
found quick and (borough relief
through using Doan’s Kidney Pills.
The painful, trying times of
woman's life are much easier to
bear if the kidneys aro well.
/\ Cnllfornln i'n*r.
Mrs K \V. Is It l> v T.-i.fh Av** San Vrn ncf.-wx>,
<’ni. ‘a •. s 1 lt.nl such sharp, shooting pain*
f h t« >H r It in > k .In . It I hilt n knlfewers
h.-lin; ihrt sl n;i<> iii*'. Mv hack \% a so Inni* I
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TOOK ON DIFFERENT ASPECT
Somehow Antics of Playful Pups on
Second Morning Did Not Appeal
to Mr. Knox.
The morning was young and beau
tiful and Mr. Knox stood at the side
window and looked over into the next
yard interestedly. He chuckled for
sheer delight as he watched the antics
of two little pups his neighbor had
bought a few days before.
"Oh, Amy, come here and see these
pups, over in Porter’s yard," lie called
to Mrs. Knox, who was busily ar
ranging the breakfast table. Aren't
they just having a circus? Bless 'em!"
he went on. with all the effusiveness
of a genuine dog lover. "Oh, look,
Amy, they have taken the morning pa
per off the porch and each one has
an end of it in his mouth, tussling
with it. Is there anything in the
world more cunning than a little
pup?” His enthusiasm was running
away with him. "1 think, dearie, we
will have to get a dog one of these
days."
The next morning Mr. Knox arose,
dressed and went down to bring in the
morning paper, as was his habit. He
was just in time to see the cunning
FORGOT DESIRE TO QUESTION
Chairman's Reception of Would-Be
Interrogator Somehow Discovered
the Rest of Them.
At a political meeting in a certain
New South Wales gold-mining dis
trict the chair was taken by an ath
letic miner. The candidate during
his speech was much interrupted by
hootings and rough chaff, and his
chairman was soon in a state of boil
ing indignation. Smothering his
wrath, however, he pacified the
"boys" by assuring them that, at the
end of the candidate's speech they
should be at liberty to put any ques
tion they chose. Accordingly, at the
end of the harangue he arose and in
quired in stentorian tones and in a
ricli Irish brogue; "His "inny gintle
man a questhion to airsk?” A stout
little Welsh miner, who had been a
conspicuous disturber of the peace
of the evening, shuffled slowly up the
steps of the platform. But at the
top he w>as met by the chairman,
who. without the slightest warning,
delivered a terrific left-and-righter,
and sent the Welshman sprawling on
his back. "Now,” roared the chair
man, "has inny other gintleman a
questhion to airsk?”—and there was
I no response.
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little pups next door playfully tearing
his paper into shreds and each vanish
ing around the house with a portion
of it. He came back to the kitchen
sullenly.
"Thdse blankety blank dogs next
door have torn up the paper,’’ he said,
with no trace of his earlier enthusi
asm.
BAD CASE OF DANDRUFF
Bissell, Ala.—“I had a very bad case
of dandruff on my head. I was tor
mented by itching and my hair began
to come out by the combfuls. 1 al
most became frantic, fearful that I
would lose all of my hair which was
my pride. There were some pimples
on my scalp and I scratched them un
til they made sores. My hair was dry
and lifeless.
‘‘I saw the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and sent to my
druggist for three cakes of Cuticura
Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment.
I washed my scalp with warm water
strong with the Cuticura Soap and
dried, afterwards applying the Cuti
cura Ointment, working it in the scalp
slowly with my fingers. After using
them for several days my hair began
to stop coming out. The dandruff all
disappeared and in less than four
weeks a cure was accomplished per
manently.” (Signed) Miss Lucy May.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv.
SAW OPPORTUNITY FOR JOKE
President Taft's Reply to Request
Had Secretary of War on the
Anxious Seat.
William H. Taft, when he was
president, never overlooked an oppor
tunity for a joke. In the closing
months of his administration Henry
L. Stimson, then secretary of war,
wrote Mr. Taft a very urgent request
that he give a friend of Stimson a
certain federal position.
Mr. Taft wrote to Stimson as fol
j lows:
“My Dear Stimson: I arn very
j sorry I cannot do anything for your
friend in response to your letter of
today. I would like to accommodate
you, but it is impossible. Sincerely
yours,
“WILLIAM H. TAFT.”
Under that he wrote:
“Turn over.”
Then Mr. Stimson read on the oth
er side of the paper:
“I couldn’t do it today because I
gave the fellow the job yesterday.”—
Popular Magazine.
Overdid It. IF YOU HAVE/—
“What's the matter?” asked the law- no appetite. Indigestion, Flatulence, Sick
ver’s friend "iieen in a railroad ae- Headuche, "all run down” or Inning flesh, yo«
” will lind ___
“No. I had a jury case the other j "S"(nJLA^ l^2| 8 IA
day, and I argued so elaborately for j B Id BXliS
the purpose of making it appear that : H Mil w H BBfl'cy
my client was a fool instead of a lustwhat you need. They tone up the weak
knave that 1 got him acquitted on thal atomach and build up tb« (lagging energies.
“What has that to do with your ap- FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS.
nnoronoD?" If you feel'OUT <*F SOk lb''RUN DOWN’or'COT I Mb kl.UKS*
SUFFER from KIDNEY, BLADDER, NERVOUS DISEASES*
“He met me outside, after court had
adjourned ”—Judge. ufuical book kvk.r written,ittki.i.sau. shout tliase
4 UISKASKS and th« KPMAKKAHI.P I IIRES KKKKCTEO b#
-THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY. No,. Nol N.i
TUCDADinKI k VOII rail dr-cid*
Some Girls Do. I nCnMrlV/li vnuasrcn
git', l ha remedy lor YOUR own ailment. Iion't send a cent
“1 wonder why all the girls in our Ah,0|U„,lyFREe. Jo'followup'elrculars. Dr I.p.CLKNO
set titter whenever they see me.” meu.co.hsv.rstockku.uaukstkap.lowwe.Bw
“I think your fiancee passes your _ _ — __ B D & ,if this pa pay desiring
love letters around mv bov.” tl C. #% U E, M O to buy anything adver
I0V6 letters droumi, my y tlaed In Its eolmnns should Insist upon having what
____ they ask for. refusing all subutllutos or Imitations.
For Aching, Perspiring Feet
use Tyree’s Antiseptic Powder either ArltniKR.C DlTGCtOFV
sprinkled into the shobs or used in ! ___
solution. Never fails to relieve. 25c Writ* Arkansas Brick A
at all druggists or sample sent free by Mf*.company for price*.
J. g. Tyree, Washington, D. C.-Adv. w;< w. Ji—.P,.
First Cinder—Why so angry? jcOTYON GINS REPAIRED
Second Cinder—I’ve been wasting “,*«?, >!■! WyTS
time in a glass eye. .’Muf
-- - ,,»rc to flln and gom the saws. rpfl!l or n-bulld the
, brush, turn Journals and si nd It back to yon I*
The mere fact that a man doesn t atm , ia*s condition, wh kicfaik ai.i. kinds
“° ’ . , , 1 ,i . orMACHINKKV. «Jet our pneos
laugh at his own jokes is no indica hkn i>. m iiaaii machinkry c;o,
tlon that he doesn’t think them funny S17*»»4E.MuHihamSt., LittleKock.Artfc
What Made Him Sick.
Certainly public employes who have
to submit daily to a rapid fire of well
meant but needless questions may be
excused if they occasionally turn upon
their persecutors. An elevator boy, in
the New York Tribune, was one of the
victims.
“Don’t you ever feel sick going up
and down in this elevator all day?” a
fussy lady asked him.
“Yes, ma’am,” courteously replied
the elevator boy.
“Is it the motion going down?” pur
sued the lady.
"No ma’am.”
“The going up?”
“No ma’am.”
“Is it the stopping that doee it?”
“No ma'am.”
"Then what is it?”
“Answering questions, ma’am.”
Stung.
"I want my money back for these
here socks,” said the man as he hand
ed the clerk a package. “The sign you
had up said the socks was guaranteed
fer three months.”
“Well, what’s the matter with the
socks?” asked the clerk.
“I only wore them three weeks, and
J had to take them off and buy another
pair because this pair had holes in
the toes,” replied the man.
Interesting Beginning.
A fair graduate was conversing with
a young gentleman who had beer
presented to her after the commence
ment exercises.
“Well,” she sighed happily, “1 an
an A. B. now. Of course you have a
degree?”
“Yes,” he replied, “but I am onlj
a B.”
The fair grad pondered. The de
gree was puzzling.
“Why, what is that?” she asked.
"Bachelor,” he said.
Dull Boy.
“Thomas, you have disobeyed your
grandmother.”
"No, I didn’t, mother.”
“Yes, you did. Have you not been
in swimming?”
“Yes, mother.”
“Didn’t I hear her say to you not
to go in swimming?”
“Oh, she didn’t tell me that. She
only came out and sard: ‘Boys, I
wouldn't go in swimming,’ and I
shouldn’t think she would, an old
rheumatic woman like her; but she
didn’t say anything about our going
in swimming.”
Gone Forever.
Mother (to little Ethel sobbing aa
if her heart was broken)—Well, well,
what is the matter, dear?
Ethel—Tabby got losted.
Mother—Never mind, darling, we’ll
advertise in the papers for tabby.
Ethel (still sobbing)—She’ll never,
never come home ’cause she can t
read.
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Easiest Way.
"Where did you get all that hard
cash’”
“From a soft thing.”
The woman of fashion considers It
a great feat to be able to wear Bmall
shoes. ____
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GROVE’S TASTELESS Chill TONIC
The Old Standard, General Tonic. Drives out Malaria,
Enriches the Blood and Builds up the ^A/hole System.
FOR ADULTS AND CHILDREN.
It is a combination of QUININE and IRON in a tasteless form that wonderfully
strengthens and fortifies the system to withstand the depressing effect of the hot summer.
GROVE’S TASTELESS chill TONIC has no equal for Malaria, Chills and Fever.
Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Gives life and vigor to Nursing
Mothers and Pale. Sickly Children. Removes Biliousness without purging. Relieve*
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j A true tonic and sure appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. 500.
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