, RAILROAD TIME CARD.
ST. L. LM.SS. RAILWAY.
NORTH BOUND.
No. 72. Local Freight. 12:20 p. n
No. 2. 4:42 a. m
No. 4. 10:40 .a m
No. 12. 8:48 p. m.
No. 6. 10:45 p. m.
No. 18. 11:14 p. m.
No. 20. 12:<l8 p. to
No. 8.10:55 a. m.
SOUTH BOUND.
No. 73. Local Freight. 8:00 a. m.
No. IT.'.. 6:36 a. m
No. 6. A. 4:42 a. jn
No. 11.„.. 6:45 a. m.
No. 3.y. 4:66 p.m.
No. 1. 10:46 p.m.
No. 21. St01s.ro
No. 7...:.11:83 a. m.
BATESVILLE BRANCH.
Passenger Leaves. T:U6 a. m
Mixed “ ^. 11:45 a. m.
PassengerjArriVtes. T:40 p. m.
Mixed 10:15 a.m.
ROCK ISLAND SYSTEM.
Passenger Arrives. 1:40 p. m.
, Passenger Departs. 3rl5 p. m
Local Freight Departs. 6:30 a. m
On Tuesday. Thursday snd Saturday
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DRAYMEN
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that want the best grease on the
market and that recognize a good
thing when shown its merits, we
' recommend our Golden and Cas
tor Oil brands of Axle Grease.
It is put up in 1 pound tin boxes
and "3 pound tin buckets. For
sale by all up-to-date merchants.
Ask for it and take no substitute.
It is guaranteed to have no equal
for‘quality on the market.
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OIL COMPANY.
ONE-WAY KATES.
Every day from September
15th to October 15th, 1904, inclu
sive, the Union Pacific will sell
one-way tickets from Missouri
River Terminals (Council Bluffs
to Kansas City, inclusive) as
follows:
$20.00 to Ogden and Salt Lake
City.
$20.00 to Helena and Butte,
Montana.
$22.50 to Spokane and Wen
atchee, Washington.
$22.50 to Huntington and
Nampa, Idaho.
$25.00 to Portland, Tacoma and
Seattle.
■* $25.00 to Vancouver and Vic
toria.
$25.00 to Ashland and Astoria,
Oregon, via Portland.
$25.00 to San Francisco, Los
Angeles and San Diego.
Correspondingly low rates to
many other California, Oregon,
Washington, Montana, Utah, and
Idaho points.
Through Tourist cars run every
day on Union Pacific between
Missouri River and Pacific Coast:
double berth $5.75. For full in
formation call on or address,
J. H. Lothrop,
903 Olive St., St. Louis, Mo.
18tilOct. 10.
PORTLANDfAND
NORTHWEST.
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Without change via Union Pa
cific. This route gives you 200
miles along the matchless Colum
bia River, a great part of the
distance the trains running so
close to the river that one can
look from the car window almost
directly into the water. Two
through trains daily with accom
modations for all classes of pas
sengers. This will be the popu
lar route to the Lewis and Clark
Exposition 1905. Inquire of
J. H. Lothrop, G. A.,
i ' 903 Olive Street,
St. L«ouis, Mo.
THROUGH TOURIST CAR SER
VICE TO CALIFONIA.
Commencing Saturday Septem
ber 17th, the Iron Mountain
Route will inaugurate through
car service to Los Angeles, Cali
fornia. This is the 4 ‘True South
ern Route” via Texarkana and
' El Paso. Special low rate colo
nists’ tickets to California points
will be on sale September 15th to
October 15th, via Iron Mountain
Route. For tickets and reserva
tion apply to local agent.
. H. C. Townsend,
G. P. & T. A.
TO THE FAIR.
Tickets on sale to St. Louis
daily via the Iron Mountain route.
$9.55 for the round trip; return
limit fifteen days from date of
«Ue. T. H. Rbamby, Afct.
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Commanding Position than ever before to maintain their Unequaled
and Unrivaled Standing and Rank, and to amaze and delight their
millions of patrons with
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3 Rings, 2 Stages; Half-mile Track. Scores of
Original Features; 100 Phenomenal Acts; 25
Clowns; 20 Hurricane Races; f0,000 Seats;
t, ) ) ,000 Mmagerie; Camels and Elephants.
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tricks of the most astonishing character and never before exhib
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The Very Greatest Bicyclists in all the World.
THE FAMOUS GARCINETTI FAMILY ~8]in number.
Marvelous Acrobats, who have startled all Europe.
THE SILVERTONS—Tight Wire Walkers
THE BROTHERS ROSCHETTA,
Europe’s Greatest Barrel Jumpers.
MISS EFFIE DUTTON,
Indisputably the Most Astonishing Bareback Equestrian on Earth.
MISS ROSE DOCKRILL,
The Queen of the Circus. The Most Graaceful in Arenic Circles.
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The Only Genuine Olympia Hippodrome,
With All Kinds of Thrilling and Desperate Races.
FuriousTwo HaonrSTour- Chariot Races
Grand Free Street Parade at 10 a. m.
AN ENDLESS PROGRAM of STARTLING EVENTS.
2 EXHIBITIONS DAILY.
Afternoon at 2 o’clock. Night at 8£o’clock.
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SCIENTIFIC BILL OF FARE.
▲ Good, Wholaeome Meal Need Cost
No More Than 22 Cents—
Am Experiment.
To live luxuriously on 66 cents
a day has been made easy by the
department of domestic science at
Teachers’ college, Columbia uni
versity. Meals at 22 cents apiece
have been prepared, and, what is
more to the point, eaten with ap
parent relish by unbiased per
sons, says the New York Sun.
In addition, the chemical constit
uents in the food have been care
fully weighed and measured, and
it has been discovered that
enough proteids, fats and carbo
hydrates exist in the 22-cent meal
to support men working with the
customary expenditure of force.
At least, the text-books say that
the quantities are all right.
The manner in which-the discov
ery was made is somewhat as fol
lows: Dean Russell planned a
luncheon to some friends, and
thought it would be a clever idea
to hare the meal prepared by the
department of domestic science.
TJie teachers laid out the plan of
battle and the students did the
eooking.
The luncheon was served to six
persons. The total cost of materi
als was f2.02, from which was de
ducted the value of the food not
actually consumed. This brought
the total cost down to fl.28forthe
six persons. ,
This was the menu:
•rABefrult .> .11
Baked haddock .H
Hollandaiae sauce .19
Potato** on th* half shell. .IS
Kolia .IT
Buttor .09
Plckloa .04
To* . .M
Lettuce salad.19
Wafers .9)
Cheese .19
Pineapple Sherbet.24
Angel oak* . ft
Total . »To«
The food value of the things eon
turned amounted to 6,491 ealories.
This made the average amount
consumed 1,081.8 calories. Ac
cording to the textbook prepared
by Mrs. Ellen H. Richards, of the
Boston Science school, only 956.3
calories are necessary to sustain
men and women working moder
ately hard.
Miss M. B. Vail, insructor in do
mestic science at Teachers’ col
lege, who had charge of the lunch
eon, says that 22 cents would be a
fair average for all meals, so that
persons who pay more than
9240.90 a year are doing injustice
to themselves and their pockt
books.
THE BOASTER SUBSIDED.
Drummer Bragged of Getting a Big
Order, Then Was Cleverly Ex
posed by a Joker.
The habitues of a certain sub
urban hostelry had long been
weary of the boastful chatter of
an intermittent gnest of the com
mercial fraternity, and it was
with rare satisfaction that they
recently saw him annihilated, so
to speak, says the New York
Times.
"Had a splendid day,” he opened
up as usual; "spent an hour in
old Simons’ store over in Rye and
came out with a 92,000 order.”
He produced a notebook in sub
stantiation, as ‘Old Simons’” atti
tude toward gentlemen of his ilk
was well known, and the incredul
ity of his audience was not
masked. The notebook was hand
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CU VUUu i VI iu«^»vvivu uuu i «
ed with a gray-haired stranger
ever in the corner.
“Oh, yet—the entry’s all right
enough,” he said, mildly, “but—
It’s very strange!”
“What’s strange?” demanded
the commercial man of might.
“Why, how it got there. I have
uo recollection of giving any such
order, and if you will kindly tell
me which of my employes author
ised it you will be conferring a fa
vor upon me. You evidently don’t
recognise me as Mr. Simons, of the
Rye firm, but—■”
But the erstwhile boaster had
wilted out of sight. His quondam
victims roared with delight.
“I say, that’s rich!” exclaimed
! one of them; “it’s worth f 50 to see
you take him down like that, Mr.
Simons!”
“I didn’t say I was Mr. Simons,
sir,” returned the meek-looking
stranger; “in fact, I don’t know
the gentleman—any more than
the young man himself did!”
Wise Men and Fools.
As the wise man knows he is a
fool he is miserable; the fool ira*g»
lies he is wise and is happy.
»
“Soon after I began to take
Wine of Cardui I could see that
I was beginning to get back
my strength.”
That is the comment Mrs. Seymour
makes.
If you are sick you can take Wine of
Cardui and secure health :»d strength. If
Other medicines and other treatment hare
failed, that will make no difference. Few
rB Mrs M Seymour women have taken Wine of Cardui at first.
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Cardui cures are women who could not
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WENEorCARDUl
No. 48 Straight St., Gbakd Rapids, Mica.
I am pleased to endorse Wine of Cardui as I found it so beneficial to
restore my strength after my baby was born. I could not seem to get well
enough to be up and able to do mv work, and as I had been in bed for six *
weeks this was rather serious, but soon after I began to use Wine of Cardui I
could see that 1 was beginning to get back my strength. In another week
I was able to sit up most of the day and in a month I was able to be up and
do most of my work. I think it is s> si 0 *
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^
Ur E. L. Hawkins, 123 West 2*th
St., New York Oity, Says*
“I have used Paracamph in a severe case
of Rheumatism, and will say that I got
immediate, relief. I have tried almost
every preparation that is now before the
public, and find that Paracamph is withr
out question the best remedy for Rheu
matism. I wish you success and heartily
recommed Paracamph ”
Mr Hawkins is only one out of many
thousands that have been cured by the
wonderful penetrating remedy Paracamph
This new remedy is a scientific prepara
tion which when applied, opens the pores
of the skin, allowing the soothing, cool
ing oils to penetrate to seat of the ailment,
removing the soreness and congestion,
drawing out the fever and inflammation
by inducing sweating. It sweats out the
pain and aches, and this is Nature’s plan.
Don’t ruin your stomach with strong
internal medicines for Rheumatism, Neu
ralgia, Sore Joints, etc. We guarantee
Paracamph to relieve and cure you if used
as directed. If it fails your druggist will
refund your money. If your druggist don ’ t
handle Paracamph ask him to get for you.
If he won’t do this send direct to us.
But don’t take any substitute because there
is nothing just as good. Paracamph is sold
only in 25 cent, 50 cent, and $1.00 bottles.
The 50 cent size contains three times as
much as the 25 cent size; the|i.oo bottles
eight times as much as the 25 cent size.
The Paracamph Company Douisville,
Ky.. U. S. A.
ENTERTAINMENT COURSE .
^PROMISES TREATS.
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The Gause Chapter U. D. C.,
has been successful in bringing
to Newport a course of high class
attractions, the first number of
which will be the Royal Hun
garian Court Orchestra, whose
repertoire consists of compo
sitions of such masters r s Ross
ini, Wagner, Abt, and others no
less renowned.
That the people of our commu
nity have presented to them the
opportunity of hearing such mu
sic, much credit is due the work
of the local chapter and their in
terest in introducing such talent
tn Mpwnnrf- miisip.lftvprs shnnlH
prove not only a financial suc
cess to the chapter, but a benefit
to the patrons as well.
The Hungarian Orchestra will
be heard at the Newport opera
house October 27th, and will, no
doubt, be greeted with a crowded
house.
The noted actor, Mr. Frederick
Warde, will also appear later,
delivering one of his well known
lectures.
WORLD’S FAIR RATES.
Louisiana Purchase Exposition,
St. Louis, April 30th to Decem
ber 1, 1904. Rate for ten day
excursion ticket will be one fare
and one-fifth for the round trip.
Tickets on sale daily April 27th
! to November 30, 1904. Rate for
I sixty day excursion ticket one
| fare and one-third for the round
I trip. Tickets on sale April 25th
to Nov. 20th. Rate for season
EXCURSION TICKETS eighty
per cent, of double the standard
one way fare for the round trip.
! Tickets on sale daily April 15th
to Nov. 15th, Final return limit
Dec 15, 1904.
Thos. H. Reamey. Agt.
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COACH EXCURSIONS TO ST.
LOUIS, MO., VIA THE IRON
MOUNTAIN ROUTE.
Coach Excursion tickets will be
on sale daily, except on Friday
and Saturday—September 14th to
September 30th inclusive. Rate
$5.60 round trip; childen under
12 and over 5 years of age $4.00,
return limit on these tickets
seven davs from date of sale.
Thos. H. Reamm, Agent.