Nb\l HERB IS .. F..3LS TH..T IS F..3L3, .*ND IT IS SO FABULOUS
TH..T IT DOES DOT K..V3 -» MOR..L*
Many years a go in the fair city cf Strc-lna ,.»laska there was a r
man on the city c&uncil namos Jonathan e.eHr thlocds qi'Li.lc a lot f tho
residents of the town decided that they diu net want Mr• LeKotblood oti
the council any more, for roa30nd that soemod sufficient to them#
.»nd onuf people signed a petition according to laws for tw make on,
elocticn to determine whether a majority of the pooplo wished to
continue him on the council, or not*
Mr. LeHotblood's friends told him &hat a br©thor ©f tho legislator
who introduced the bill creating the recall law had once been a ^
schooltoachor and he had once said that x plus y minus goo is twenty .
seven times zero* But the Supreme court had held that it was only
twenty six times zero and therefore this recall was plainly defective
and unconstitutional and that he cdrild got the courts to declare this
proposed election for hi3 roinoval from tho council unconstitutional
and have the petition dismissed.
Mr LoHotblood said: "Hell, thatfs a lot of evasive nonesonse*
It is up to tho people of thi3 city to have on tho Council whom'they
wish* Let tho people go ahead with this recall election and,if they
put me off the Council, that is the way it should be"*
The city hold the eloction.
Now down in Cordova, "the friendly city" of clams, crabs
and mermaids, —--(this story to be continued*) • *
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Dq Vital Statisticks.
• • Birts, Debts, Mirages, and Diverges. . ^
Born; To Uncle Sam and «*unt Hill, a daughter, name; .»laska '•
'./eight, not very much. Beautiful but dumb. Reports of rich
dowory smell very fishy, maybe closed trap. Reports are current
that it is a bluo sky baby. Last reports from cradle in Juneau were
that the infant has been wailing piteously because Uncle isnot
lavishing care enuf **n her<. The brat wants a clean diaper and plenty
of ESC juice. It seems to be thriving on ..laska's famous Fre§h
Recombined Simulated Milk and eld Fashioned 3oose. . :. t . i.t.
Died; Napoleon Lajoie, 83, baseball*3 most legendary second basemanf
member of the Hall of Fame, whose batting average- 422- has
never been equalled in the clerical League. i>lc
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’Married; ,Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden recently ,,.r»000 -r,/
They were married under an old applo tree, noted for* , J
beautiful blossoms and sour fruit,. Isaac Newton was be3t man, and •
thoughtlessly almost gave the bride away*. Ho said he saw the apple
“coming up because the law of human nature is a bit stronger than'ipe
law of gravity. One incentive for the marriage wa3 ghat the 'r*
principals felt they saw Mother Nature lying in the grass with a
single baffolled shot gun. Children to date, thirteen billion
trillion* Matrimonial difficulties to date, we don't know, tho \
counting machine just done wore out.
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Diverge asked; LeDina Jo Wilson from Jack Wilson. i0 y/'flg
Grounds ; Old coffee and New Polo. ‘ |
Defendant showed extreme lack of normal and ,
necessary ccuelty-. and lack of interest in plaintiff1a
career as piano pilot and hi flyer. *»lso defondant displayed no
enthusiasm for plaintiff's hobby of gambolin' in tho fields whore
the long gre^n suckers grow. Plaintiff finds that tho.^ondg of j
matter-o-monoy restrict her too much.'"Eventually, why^n^tgftow/*"#
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Mr Senator Moody says we must pay the legislators ,in Juneau
the record breakingly high compensation to keep them honesty and out
otfttrfi the wicked control of the big, greedy interests who are out t*
buy up legislators*.They would probably become the pawns oit some-q
thing of the Canneries, petroleum wells, gold mines, air, companies
and fish wheels. Since Mr. Moody is in a position to knqyr whut he is
talking about we do not question his authority*
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, .. ..laskans seem to bp lodged or. the h;rn3 od adilemma*;1 y'
If we put prohibitive taxes on industry it will go brokeand ;
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