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BIG P R I Z 3 ANN 0 V U G W MSB!
Bog Team Baeos. For information see John McCrary.
CHITIEA, AJiASKA. MABCH. 22 * J.93I
Adrian Clough Nelson, Editor & Publisher, Philip Clough Nelson,
Reporter Sc B^isnoss Mrg. William Alfred Moore Ass’t Editor &
Circulation Mrg. 5d copy, month, 50^ 3 months
Don't forget the VALDBZ CARNIVAL, requested for Earry Moore and for
Haynes Maney.
T^Tj LI OK AHD THB CEIMPAEI3E.
Seattle Wash.Mar. 19. A lady
who J-^st returned from the sta-v
tes reports that Charlie Garwo
od and Charlie Little tOVn hav- ;
e been in Seattle for the wint- \
er. They fo^nd that they were
running short of money. Finaly f
Charlie Garwood went to*, a zoo j
and asked the keeper if he had j
a Job”for him. The keeper said J
ho"co-aid think of nothing for I,
him to do b^t said that a favo- |
rit chimpanzee of the children |
died,'and said that the childr- )
on wo-nld be sorry to hear it. 1
So h0 told Charlie to get in l
the skin which M had saved,and
act like the real chimpanzee. j:
So Charlie got in the chimpanz- j
ee1 s"skin and'got in tve cage, j*
^e Jumped ar ound and sw^ng on j
the“trapeez and the children
thought he was better than ever j
that dayl So M was swinging v
aro-nnd the cage and got on the j
1 raneez and took a BIG swing ]
and broak the trapeez. Fe'dian- -j
T t f ee1 go "hot when he iO’nnd ■(;
that he sw^ng o^t so far that j,
he lit in the lions den. The |
lion stood over pDor Charlie i
and roard and slashed his tail
all over. Charlie was so frigh-j
oned that he forgot he was a
chimpanzee and began to yel for
HELP. He yelled so long and
hard that the lion said, in
Charlie Little John’s voice ,
"Shut ^pj-yo-n fool,do yohthink*
y >’r8the~ only pnQmP10Jgd • \
follow.arftfnd here?” j
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CATHERINE 9P AL" ST. PATRI CIA”BAR^
iETT was born on March 17,weigh#
7 lb.5 o?.,at Pr. A.N.Wilson’s J
hospital at Kenneeott,Alaska. ,
The parents are Mr.& Mrs.Ed Bar;
nett of Chitina. tfpon having tw|
boys were glad to have a girl, f
Ed was going around with a big j
box of cigars and a big box of j
chocolates.For the men and worn-,
en he saw. And his pockets bnl-.
ging with Eershey bars.Which he;
took over to school and gave to|
all the kids.Teacher toD.Becau-j
se he was so happy.
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KHQtfBST £THR RAPIC. Those list-,
miW. ‘tyi-Mer £ J % Seatt
COMMUNICATION to the HERALD.
Ther* was nearly a riot at the Chi*
tina Jail a few days ago when they
tried to pnt Sandy Manderson out in
the cold world to- shift for himself*
An able bodied yorrng man is Sandy,
with a flare for vimmen and a yng
for booze. He came to town last fall
and spent his summer’s wages in a
few days"on a campaign to pnt down
the production of moonshine. With
_a long winter ahead of him, he felt
impelled to get a good lodging and
boarding place free"and with no
work attached. In pursuance of this
lofty purpose he procured some moon
shine and made violent whoopee with
some of the nolfle Red men. Since the*
Sandy has been looking from his
warm,well fed,effortless vantage po
int with contempti7 0-ns disdain at
the straggle for existence among"th^
poor Red men and other less fortun
ate people. He is qrrite puffed r?p
because he is in a class with the
Govt R.R,,A1 Capone,and the Coyotes
a liability to the Government^ bur
den. on society with neither hope
nor ambition to become anything,
else. And he threatens to make"it
hot for someone if he is pr?t Ont
now with no visble means of support*
The money that'Encle S&m has spent
on^Sandy’s voluntary punishment
world havewbrilt somS good roads,or
a schoolhorse, or world have reliev
ed the distress of people who are
the.victims Of misfortrfle which is
not their farIt. Good lrck Sandy,we
hope yor have comfortable qrarters
and congenial fellow prisoners next
winter. Brt that is only half of
what wo hope.
ANN3OTCEMENTJ l l
WHERE HAS THE EUH GONE? Prize Con
test.*
Some folks say there is very
little fnr left in Alaska bocatrset
Too ranch trapping has carght it
all. Dr
Disease has killed it all off^or
lack of feed has caused the frr
bearers to qnit breeding* or
- It has migrated to some other
section, or
It has follDwad the rabbits and
no one knows where the rabbits
are.
Reports from the whole Territory
seem to show that while there was
lots v; frrr jw& year? ago. it has