THE
BEACON
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This editorial sheet i s r>ubH shed by
Murielle Spea rs of TtflUnpham, Alaska,
whenever thoughts a nd time overlap.
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CAN YOU CALL YOUR SHOTS?
Parents who turn their children loos© in
the woods with twenty-twos ought to remem
ber the dangers this creates:
1, A 22 has a long enough shooting rang<
that it oan be dangerous beyond the actual
vision of the huntor...
2, The woods is ’’crawling" with inex
perienced hunters who are completely en
tranced with the knowledge ef carrying a
real gun. Caution and, sense are* grossly
lacking amo*gst these roving Daniel KooheiV
Once a ohild is maimed or killed will be
too latol Bo sure your ohild is qualified
te handle a gun before yo\i give him that
rightl
-v>—*-*->—*—* ********** <r»jnir
"CALLING ALL Kljff"
INTERESTED IN AN IDEA THAT L1LL TAKi)
CARE OF YOUR TINE OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL!
CHECK WITH MR* DILLONt SOON*
mmm*m***i*m*mMi
The difference is now
Surprisingly slim
*Twixt those in the soup
And those in the swim*
I met my wife on a speaking acquaintance
and it became a listening existence;
Did you hear about the fellow who spent
an entire weekend studying the beauties of
t'.r. ';ountryside--but most of them were
n.urried;
l£.lM
A
•••he just hdbbles around singing the same
old song# WI got sj^rs that jangle# jangle
jangle ,,«**••«
•••the ice cream is made soft hut it al
ways gets hard—she said*,,
•••which reminds me of something else that
I heard tuther day. This lady was treat
ing her -young sen te a whoppin1 di sh of
ice cream—he v/rs- fooling around—and
methodically she said, "Eat your ice- cream
fast before it gets cold,”,,,
, ,,was that; well# really it*s sorty mix
ed up. Either Sam and ifessa took Burl
out—or Burl and Massa took Sami I
really shouldn't mention it since it wa^
all such a hodge-podge end I really think
it was the first way,,*
•,.if Latin is a DEAD language how come
so much pep goes with this "VIVAT" bus
iness...
Ohins up. 1*11 be back#
GET YOUR
HALLOWEEN ACCESSORIES
AND
YOUR EVERYDAY
NEEDS
FROM THE