"HO SWOOSE" SAYS
CHARLIE GILLHAM
When Is a “swoose?”
Word has been received here that
Charlie Gillham, formerly with the
Fish and Wildlife Service here, dis
agrees with Dr. T. E. Musselman.
Quincy, 111., naturalist In the identi
fication of a bird that was not a
swan and not a goose.
The bird was shot last month
near Quincy. It was all white,
weighed 15 pounds, had a 7-foot
wing spread and measured about
5> feet and was reported to have
honked like a goose before being
shot down.
Musselman thought it might be
a hybrid resulting from the mating
of a white snow’ goose and an Eng
lish swan. Gillham disagreed with,
“A wild goose is too choosy in pick
ing a lover. Why, that would be
like a lumberjack seeking affinity
from the toastmistress of the Com
munity Garden Club!”
Manganese ore is produced in
nearly every prefecture in Japan.
SCHWINN BIKES AT MADSEN’S
Theocrat Leader
Forms New Party
Wins Islam Vote
KARACHI — UP) — A 70-year-old
white-bearded divine who denoun
ces western ways and demands a
theocratic state is winning new
followers for a political party whose
origin was a religious group. Mou
lana Abul Ala Moudoodi’s party is
the Jamaat-E-Islami, or Theocratic
Islamic Party. His theme is that
while Pakistan is an Islamic state,
the government of Prime Minister
Liaquat All Khan is “un-Islamic
and far from Islamic Ideals."
He would give no place in the
administration to non-Moslems.
The present government includes
a Hindu cabinet minister and, there
are Englishmen in civil and mil
itary ranks.
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Dorotny Stearns Roff Dancing
Classes now enrolling—tap. Rus
sian Rallet, Ha ton twirling, acro
batic. Also stenographers relaxing
classes, and boys acrobatic classes.
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eagerly went to work in the va
cated building of a small chemical
factory during their vacation to
refit it as their new vocational
school house.
As building materials were short,
they were happy to find several
bags of lime in the basement and
plastered the walls and ceilings
with it. They they drove a couple
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