"HUFF SAID*
Humor often crowds unexpected Into the
corners of very serious business!
"Blacky” had been asked by Mr* Calla
way (new teacher for Dillingham) to move
his things from the school to his new
home* Henry Smith’s house* at his earliest
convenience* (Correction! Blaoky was ask
ed by someone else to do this for Mr®
Callaway*) Blaoky arrived at the school,
and as he went in* bumped into a new
young man just ooming out ar.d ho saidj
"Are you the teacher that wp&'is to be.
moved?" Receiving an affirmative answer
t iey went to the basement and began load
ing provisions into the trunk#
Blacky then proceeded to Henry Smiths
upon arriving asked the man if ho
.vetted the supplies placed in the base
i'.3:it# A littie bewildered* the maz? said
only* "A-a-a-j" to which Blacky quiojcly
remarked* "Why sure you do<, H enry al
ways keeps his stuff in the basement* It’ s
a j;rod basement# Huh?"
The teaoher* still hesitant* said sIovm
lv5 "Well* Agelfengal didn’t say anything,
about thisl"
This stopped Blacky* Nuff said* He
looked hard at his passengerj then at his
rapplies and say the Nushagak shipping
labels--a thing that had esoaped him in
the darkngss of loading#
Well5 he had a teaoher all right—but
the wrong one so he put the few unloaded
items back on the truok and took teacher
end boxes to the dock* put them on a boat
end got them headed to their proper des
tination* (DTS almost got 11 teacher si)
DU PATIENT BECOMES BIG PROBLEM
The case which put the medical end
legal fraternity in a tizzy le that of a
30 year old woman with tfc who (until eart*
ly this month) was a patient at the Kan*
akanak Hospital# She was judged insane by
a jury and committed to Morningsids#
While In Anchorage awaiting peurage to
the states, ibe jail didn*t want to keep
her for her illness had gctten words end
the Anchorage ANS would not lake her be~
canea they had no oontract to hold such
cases#
Phyjicief.w at Providence Hospital in
the city where she was finally adnitted
diagnosed her insanity as symptoms re
sulting from some of xhe row drr.gs us^d
in the treatment of fc&erculceir#
New the priblem ici How to return a
patient to hospital care fcr tb when the
patient has already been mistakenly
judged ”inpane" by a jury sad commitbed
(ell legaa-like) to Mornir.gsida?
Complicating this case is the foot
that the patient is a native woman end
therefore supposedly a ward cf the faclen:
al government#
"All right, all right,” snapped the
wife to her huebc-r.d# "I like to spend mrr;
ey, but name one other exxravngarc^o1*
The Seven ages of Women*
a The infant, the little girl, tho
miss, the young woman, the young woman,
the young woman, and the young woman.
""Some *girls are working girls—end
some are working menl
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