There's fast draws in Texas and fast draws in Alaska.
* Ti3 said there was a sheetin' adown the Village way
Paddy got his pistol, and just the other day,
He histed the old cannon and aimed with greatest care
And loudly roared the echos thou all the frosty air.
It seems that Paddy had hung his longies out to dry
Them draws froze to his clothes line ana Paddy couldn't pry
The durn things loose from that stiff wire
Tho he did try and try.
Ho worked and worked a* tryin’ to figure out a way
To get them down and thaw them no ho could hunt naxt day#
44nd then occurod to Paddy what.seemed a wondrous thought
He recalled how in the Bourbon wars, the battles he had fought#
He practiced a few draws that would have startled the Lone Ranger,
The lorries clung to clothes line and didn't cense the danger.
But when Paddy pulled the trigger and his cannon gave a roar,
His 1oagios gave a shudder and fell beside his door#
Now when Paddy goes a*hunting he Keeps running here and there,
He doesn’t care to sit down 'cause his south end feels so bare#