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ORDERS FOR MOTOR
ACCESSORIES USED
BY RUM RUNNERS
GET LIQUOR BY TELEPHONING
FOR “PATCHES” OR “INNER
TUBES” ON BORDER
PLATTSBURG, March 18—“Send
me down live inner lubes and six
boxes of patches.”
This telephone message may car
ry little light to the men and wo
men who are uninitiated in the mys
teries of the alcohol trail. To cer
tain rum runners located at Cham
plain and Rouse’s Point, the source
of supply at the border, however,
the apparently innocent order for
supplies to keep the old flivver run
ning, means an entirely different
thing.
"Patches” in the new venacular of
bootlegging as engaged in along the
northern part of the State means
“Canadian ale” while “inner tubes”
means hard liquor. Ever hear some
bird call up Rouse’s Point, St. John
or Champlain and ask the guy on the
other end to “bring me down ten
boxes of inner tubes?” inquired one
veteran today.
“We don’t fall for that bunk. If
you were in the game you would
know ‘inner tubes’ means whiskey,
while ‘patches’ means ale and beer.
Why, just last night I sat in a hotel
here and heard a bird from Albany
calling Bill at Champlain with a Fed
eral man sitting less than ten feet
lxum mm,
“ ‘Hello, Rill!’ the runner said.
‘Sav, can you send me down six in
ner tubes right away? I want them
for a fellow that’s buying a second
hand car. Yeah, the same kind we
sold Steve. He likes the Red brand
best.’
“The dry agent must have been
asleep, for anyone with a bit of
sense would know this fellow did
not come way up here to buy inner
tubes for a second hand car from
Champlain. The Red brand? Sure
that’s Jonnny Walker, red label, the
high priced stuff you get in Canada.
Each time a fellow orders an inner
tube he means a case, you know the
same goes with patches.”
CRAZE FOR GLAND
TREATMENT DENUDES
INDIA OF MONKEYS
BOMBAY, March 18—Widespread
indignation has been aroused among
the natives of this part of India by
the publication of the methods by
which monkeys are being captured
and shipped abroad for gland reju
venation purposes.
It is alleged that within recent
months the traffic in monkeys has
reached enormous proportions, and
that the condition under which the
animals are conveyed to the sea foi
export is appalling.
Investigations reveal that most ot
the orders come from Germany, xVus
tria, British and American sources
Ostensibly the monkeys are for re
stocking the zoos, but the native
press charges that in the majority
of cases the animals find their way
into the hands of rejuvenation e?
perts and maintain that the world’s
craze for rejuvenation is denuding
India of her monkeys.
SHOULD COED BEAR
HALF OF EXPENSES
OF ENTERTAINMEN1
UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON
March 19.—“’Should women pay hal
of the expenses of a night’s enter
tainment?” was the subject of a dis
eussion at the U. of W. “Inkwel
Club” meeting held yesterday. Num
erous opinions were advanced.
‘•Boys working their way througl
college often find it impossible t<
‘‘step out” because of the expenses,
said one member, “and it has beei
proposed that in such cases it i
only fair that the girl should stam
half of the expenses.”
Another co-ed suggested that afte
a girl had been stepped she shoul
reciprocate by taking out the ma:
and standing all the expenses. Som
suggested that the co-ed should b
satisfied with less expensive entei
tainment from young men who ar
working their way through the un
versity.
At this point the co-eds rose to the
mark that the men have a miscon
ception as to the “demands” made
upon them; that the college girl
does not expect expensive entertain
ment when asked out and that the
men often make monkeys of them
selves by spending lavish sums just
for effect.
“We train the girls wrong,” said
one male member. “After graduation
the fellow buys the ring and the
furniture and the ‘wifie’ spends the
balance.”
The members eventually decided
to let existing conditions exist.
Busted, Still He Does
Not Return to Work
LONDON, March 19.—Frank Hod
ges announced not long ago that he
was going back to the mines.
The boys are still waiting for him
to do it.
Hodges was civil lord of the ad
miralty in the MacDonald govern
ment. He had trained for that job
by being a miner, secretary of the
miner’s union and member of par
liament. The fall of the MacDon
ald government ousted him from the
admiralty—and previously he had
found it necessary to give up the
secretaryship of the Miners’ federa
tion in order to devote himself to
naval affairs. So when MacDonald
went out and Baldwin came in, Hod
ges found himself without a job.
He announced that he would go
back to the mines. He said he
wanted to return to the place he had
started from. Honest toil, he said,
was his business. He told inter
I viewers that he wanted nothing bet
ter than to dig coal eight hours a
day and draw a paycheck every Sat
urday night.
It got a play.
But at present Hodges is touring
the country making speeches in sup
port of a campaign to increase the
miners’ wages 50 cents per ton.
—
It pays to be upright. Look how
1 the letter “I” has thrived among the
Welshmen.
Early success swells the head. La
ter on it affects only the midriff cir
! cumference.
It is easy to tell a spurious South
! erner. He doesn't enthuse about porl
| fat.
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|
Still, the only man who can muk<
a fool of himself is the one who isn’
| a fool to begin with.
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ENGLISH FEARFUL
OF U. S. CONTROL
OF WORLD’S GOLD
BELIEVE THEY ARE UNDER AM
ERICAN DOMINATION AND
SUSPECT STANDARD
LONDON, March 19.—England is
in a hub-dub aroused lest the United
States has already become the mon
ey master of the world.
Reports that England is about to
return to a gold standard have caus
ed a sudden commotion with out
cries and warnings from many sourc
es that Great Britain will soon be
under the heel of American finan
ciers, if she is not already so.
The United States controls the
world’s gold supply, and when Great
Britain returns to the gold standard
she will be under the control of those
holding the strings of the world’s
gold bags, it is argued. The pro and
con of this question is being .bitter
ly fought out in columns of English
newspapers.
An amazingly frank article printed
in the Referee, a Sunday news-paper
has attracted some attention.
!
Hate is the sineerest form of flat
tery. It is nine parts envy always.
Picture Framing at the Alaska
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Brunswick Radiolas, the Radiola de
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Gateway wani-ads bring results.
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J WANTED—Advertisers to use our
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FOUND—Bunch of keys, inquire at
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—the point of a Parker Duofold
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> why the Parker If D u o f o 1 d is
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Canadian National Railroad Company, Calgary, Canada ._.. 449
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