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corrected by the gentleman from
Calimexico with respect to the ge
nus herbivorus, as it relates to
doodle-bugs, but neither the sen
ator from Idarado nor his fellow
filibusterer from Pennsylzouri
shall cloud the issue. It was about
to raise, namely that this intro
duction of the sus scrofa (which
I may say parenthetically sounds
like a disease), the tohr, aoudad
i and markhor bids fair to fur
! ther clutter up the Alaskan land
| scape and restrict the pleasures
I of the gentle urside lioribillis—
Senator from Missihoma—Will
the senator confine his remarks j
to the question? We are not dis- j
cussing the late world war and its
horrors.
COOPER’S HAVE FRESH MILK
EVERY DAY.
I
Senator from Caroginia—I may !
have mistaken the herbivora for
doodle-bugs, but it now comes j
my turn to inform the senator
that urside horibillis is a hcrbi- t
vcra and not a carnivora, eating j
only yerbs, ants, blueberries and |
prospectors with green whiskers.
They arc trying to keep him out- |
side the bounds of settlements
and transportation so that those !
who 'wish to make his aequain- ,
tance from the Pullman window |
or a palatial steamboat will be 1
required to employ body-guards
and pack an army supply of am
munition that they may hear his
gentle voice and feel the stroke
of his velvety paw.
Senator from Indihio—I agree
with the senator from Caroginia.
If we continue to allow the ^Alas
kans more latitude they will gain
the idea that they are as good as
we are, or that they are free-born
American citizens. Look how we
have helped them! It was only
ten years ago we gave them that
beautiful Tibetan herbivora for
experimental purposes. From him
and the buffalo we sent up they
now have a fine meat supply in
the herds of yakaloes and gallo
wayaks. With the sus scrofa they
will have scroffaboos, by crossing
with the carideer; then w'e will
have the muskatohrs, by crossing
with the muskoxen, which when
crossed with the aoudad, produc
es a fine specimen of aoudada
i buffs, finishing off with the mark
hor and ultimately arriving at the
markhor -bureaucrataoudad -yak
atotohrabuffabo -carilo -magallow
ayak!
Think of the pleasure of hunt
ing this splendid specimen from
I a swivel chair, a custom intro
duced recently, and very popu
i lar in the very best of circles.
Senator from Orewashatana—
| The gentleman overlooks the wild
j bo?r that is accompanying this
; latest zoological collection. Irwin
Cobb says that what makes a
boar wild is being shot from a
swivel chair. I protest against
risking American lives in Alaska.
Senator from Newjerseyware—
I have been waiting for the de
bate to arrive at this immediate
point. The tariff and every ad
ministration policy has b°en as
saulted. I have been challenged
to find a plan for settling the
questions before this extra ses
sion. It is simple:
LET US INVESTIGATE ALASKA!
President of the Senate—The
motion being carried unanimous
ly, I will appoint a special com
mittee. The clerk will please sup
ply the committee with maps
showing where Alaska is. D—if I
haven’t forgotten.
SPRAY
flies -mosquitoes,
roaches &>moths.etc.
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