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STOTKO’S
(In the Admiral Building)
Candies — Soft Drinks
Cigars — Tobaccos
MRS. ANNA STOTKO, Prop.
Phone Adams 91
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For Electrical Work
CALL TOM OSBO
Residence—Madison 123
For any kind of
GENERAL REPAIRING
G. THORKELSQN
Leave Call at The NORTHERN
Typewriters and sewing machines
made as good as new
FRESH MILK AND
CREAM
We ought to drink
some milk each day for
would surely make us
healthy,
and after we get old
and grey our health
would make us wealthy.
SEWARD DAIRY
F. B. MOORE
Gore Bldg. Adams 145
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THIS AND THAT
“Some men’s idea of strenuous ex
ercise is to rock back and forth in a
swivel chair.”
A little child at Kotzebue made a
horrible mistake: She ate a whole box
of corn plasters, thinking they were
Life Savers.
J. Howard Artichoke, is the only
man in the United States who ever re
moved the cardboard disk from a bot
tle of milk without splashing most of
it in his eye.
“Failures are but stepping stones
to success,” observed the Hollywood
staress, as she read up her fifth hus
band’s divorce record.
A few years ago when a young
man appeared in a suit five sizes too
large for him, and with his socks
hanging down over his shoes, people
said he was sloppy. Now they say he
I is “collegiate.”
“To what do you attribute your suc
cess?” asked the reporter. “Luck,” re
plied the Great Man. “Just plain luck.”
The people in England who are try
ing to collect on bonds issued by the
Confederate states during the Civil
war are almost as great optimists as
the folks in this country who are try
ing to get a refund on their 1923 in
come tax. «
Michael Arlen, famous British au
thor, has had himself incorporated.
We hope somebody buys up the en
tire issue of stock, and takes it off
the market.
No man is a whole man until he has
used all the faculties, appetites and
capacities nature gave him for use.
John D. Rockefeller, jr., tried to give
Egypt $10,000,000, but it was refused.
Evidently they didn’t want any of his
oil-gotten gains.
The trouble with these etiquet books
is they never tell you how to act
when you suddenly discover, at a for
mal dinner, that your left ear is full
of shaving soap.
Harold McGoof says his flivver has
a wonderful pickup. The other night
it picked up two blondes and a bru
net.
Sign in a barber shop: “Hair Groom
Makes the Hair Stayed Corned.” In
which case, you ought to use it be
fore your hair has all goed.
“This is a big undertaking,” remark
ed the mortician, as he prepared the
400 pounder for burial.
Paris fashion designers declared Sa:
urday that the correct weigh: for Wo
man’s clothes this summer will be
only 30 ounces. A million moths com
mitted suicide when they heard the
news.
French royal pretenders are dying
thick and fast. They're getting to be
as common as former presidents of
Central American republics under the
glorious system of democracy.
The scientific name of the dande
lion, according to the dictionary, is
; taraxacum taraxacum.
We’re going to make some tarax
; acum taraxacum wine shortly.
Sir Thomas Lipton thinks of tr; :.i
again. Better not. He might win. and !
the enormous advertising value of
cheerful failure would be gone.
“Th’ reason some men are hard-(
boiled is because they’re always in
hot water.”
If King George of Great Britain anc
Ireland wears a 6 5-S hat and Presi
dent Coolidge of the Tnited States re
quires 7 1-S, hasty conclusions should
HIHL ORDERS
IGLOO NO. NINE. PIONEERS OF
ALASKA
Meets every Second and Fourth Fri
day nights in Odd Fellows Hall; F. B.
Moore, President; C. M. Brosius, Sec
I retary.
SEWARD CHAPTER NO. 10. ORDER
OF EASTERN STAR
Meeets the second and
fourth Mondays of each
month in Odd Fellows
Hall at S p. in. Visiting
members always wel
come; Dorothy Urbach
W. M.; E. L. Sweek. Secretary.
SEWARD REBEKAH LOGE NO. S-A,
L O. O. F.
Meets the first and
third Mondays of
each month in Odd
Fellows Hall at S:0€
p. m. Visiting mem
bers are always wel
come. Mrs. Gust Peter
son, N. G„ Sigrid E. Merritt, secV.
SEWARD LODGE NO. 1425. L.O.C.M.
every first
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Fell owe
All vislt
m embers
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Dictator.
M. A. HORNER. Secretary.
SEWARD LODGE NO 219, F. & A. M.
Stated communications first
and third Wednesdays of each
month; visiting brethren vet
come, H. V. Hoben, W. M.; Elwyn
Swetmann, Secretary.
RESURRECTION LODGE NO. A-7,
L O. O. F.
Meets every Thursday at
C*-^8:00 p. m In Odd FaQofi'
Hail, aezt to the postoffice, visiting
brothers welcome. Ludvig Lemon
'N. G., Charles Lechnar, secretary.
Meets
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LEON IT? BACH
THE FLOWERS GROCERY
GOOD GROCERIES AT
MODERATE PRICES
WE SOLICIT YOCR PATRONAGE
Orders promptly attend to
Phone Main Se«ari Alaska
Looking Ahead!
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Master p-o5*tsj ^ tt« pa« *p*»ca#{j th* *«t*re jftat^w of
the Kc-thtand, and aR M—fcawa |r ha-kS ->f t* t^e t •tn* fa'tk
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wo-king together—ecth^fy a-d steady—t*<cm having te rtc n th
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p-eate- things. and plane ng and working iccwt'!{>, la t*« ere
way that a trip* oc-eoee car be -ea»«awL
The Alaska *?an«ead—a p*©ree- t'Ste-*—a g-»dvs''y a-d pa n*.
takingly <ti idiif tewa-st* a g-est pea—the g-este- ceve op— e^t of
Alaska- and. that the tutir-e »s b-ipht and premising s attested by
the steady and consistent urwat t-end *f oast and e-ese-t activi
ties. The Alaska Railroac is “kooksng Ahead."
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