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Character
The standing of a financial institution is re
flected in the character of those with whom it
does business.
We are proud to number among our corres
pondents the leading banks and trust companies
both here and abroad.
In choosing a Bank choose strength, service
-and character.
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Bank of Seward
Established 1905
RESOURCES $400,000.00
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POKE & PAN
By SOURDOUGH BILL
Sourdough Bill sez: ‘Something
draws us back irresistibly to the pole
—there’s something magnetic about it
alright! We generally think of Nome
as being pretty far north, but to get
there from the Big Tack the intrepid
Nobile had to fly as far as from Kan
sas City to Mexico City.
The president Is such a practical
man that doubtless he will insist on
drinking his Apollinaris water out of
a tin dipper.
* * *
Amundsen, they say who is up at
Nome feels certain that beyond the
pole lies a beautiful land with luxuri
ant vegetation and a salubrious cli
mate, but where is that blonde Eski
mo who was reported by him to be ex
isting up there?
# * *
A tree begins to die at the top, and
NAME CONTEST
$5.00 IN WORK FREE
To the one sending in the most appropriate name
for Seward’s New Beauty Parlor
CONTEST WILL CLOSE FRIDAY EVENING
JUNE 11TH
Mail or leave at The Gateway office your suggestion
The beauty parlor will be opened Saturday June
5th, next to Orlander’s, by Miss Clara llaag who, un
til recently, was employed in one of the largest shops
in Spokane. Miss Haag has had several years ex
perience in beauty parlor work and comes to Seward
highly recommended.
SEND YOUR SUGGESTION FOR
A NAME NOW
Our meats, butter and eggs are fresh and
guaranteed in every respect.
Add a few slices of delicious ham or bacon
to your next order and note the difference.
FRYE-BRUHN COMPANY
Deliveries before and after school.
Hardware, Stoves and Ranges,
Powder—Caps—Fuse—Miners’ Supplies
Ship Chandlery and Ship Linoleum
Anchors, Rope, Oil and Twine
Halibut Lines and Hooks
Sheet Metal—Plumbing Shop—Gun Repair
Seward Alaska.
J. L. GRAEF
you’ve seen feet that dance well long
after the head above Is petrified.
• • •
Now that an admirer of D’Annunzio
has presented him a mountain, the
question arises what’s he going to do
with it?
* * *
The antisaloon league will probably
take the next newspaper straw ballot
a little more seriously.
« * *
And here’s organized labor of Mary
land and the District of Columbia de
manding beer. With wages high and
plenty to do the industrious Ameri
can workingman can’t afford to take
a day off every week to make his own.
* * *
Old Pachich, for decades prime min
ister for Serbia, announces his return
to politics with the reminder that his
father and grandfather retained their
mental agility until they were more
than a hundred. The old fox has lost'
none of his, octogenarian though he is.
* * *
In 1914 the Germans thought that
England was too engrossed with the
Irish and the suffragists to have time
for a world war, and maybe they thot
that the occasion of a general strike
in Britain was a propitious moment
for restoring Kaiser Wilhelm, the gro
cer, to his dynastic heritage. There
is generally something the matter with
Teutonic psychology, and the English
workingman is an Englishman first,
and a workingman afterward.
Now that President Coolidge has
decided to spend his vacation rough
ing it in a simple million-dollar Adi
rondack camp, it is understood that
Frank Stearns will take a few les
sons from the Boy Scouts on how to
start a fire by rubbing two sticks to
gether.
* * *
But how do the scientists hope to
conquer static when after all these
years they can’t make a fussy steam
radiator shut up?
* * *
In the old days Calvin Coolidge
would trudge 15 miles to see a cir
cus—now he’s so blase he won’t even
go to Congress to read his message.
* * *
Missionaries being sent to the Es- j
kimos won’t get anywhere by telling !
how hot it is in Hades.
Photograph albums and art corners
—Schallerer’s Alaska Shop.
Safety Razors—Schallerer’s Alaska j
Shop.
_
Brunswick Phonographs and records
—'Schallerer’s Alaska Shop.
Eaton, Crane and Pike Highland
Linen Stationary—Schallerer’s Alas- j
ka Shop.
Fleischmann’s Yeast at Brown &
Hawkins Corp. tf.
DANCE
TOMORROW
ODD FELLOWS
HALL
MUSIC BY
THE JOLLY THREE
This is the time for
BLAZERS
BROADCLOTHS - WOOLEN PLAIDS
and SVEDES
Childrens
$4.50
Men and Women
$6.50 to $8.00
BROWN & HAWKINS CORPORATION
QUALITY FIRST
HOLEPROOF
HOSIERY
SI. 00
PAIR
In All Popular Shades
URGACH S
CASH IS KING
WHEN A BACH
AIN'T A BACH
When are bachelors not bachelors?
That is a question that many would
like answered, yet Matt Moore, with
the help of Dorothy Devore, presents
just that ambiguous condition in the
Warner Bros. Classic of the Screen,
“The Narrow Street,’- that is running
at the Liberty tonight.
Dorothy Devore is his wife, in the
eyes of the. world, but he’s a bachelor
in spite of his fast-growing desire not
to be. With the startling suddenness
of an apparition, Dorothy Devore, in
the role of a police-hunted girl, is dis
covered by the bashful bachelor, Simon
Haldine. right in the privacy of his
home. From then on the fun is fast
and furious. William Beaudine. c rec
tor of "The Narrow Street,” having
woven together a very humorous mys
An English scientist says that in
1.000 years the world will he sc dense
ly populated that there will hardly he
standing room. It would seem Ik***
ever, that the English have enough l©
worry about already without fieu ~ing
on conditions a thousand years hence.
% % %
Pilsudski is discovering the eternal
truth of the old axiom that it's a per
ilous thing to start something you
can’t finish.
Good program at the Liberty.
Dxmtii: Pipes, SIC* sack—Seka31e>
er’s Alaska Shop
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