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SHORT STORY:
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JL & O
1 vent to a swell ba.iquo'C onae.
■did you have a^iy pates?
x3 addy? Ho, he waaii*t there.
A bear;
a soldier and a gun—
a boar;
a gun.
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WHAT'3
IHEIR WAVS LENGTH?
Capt* Savage: What’s that on the firing line?
1st Sgt. Martin: ogt. Lehrend3 and the Ordnance Sergeant,
Cape, Savage: Vlhat are they doing, broadcasting?
sir.
How ABOUT IT,
Sgt. Barry; Lone soldiers are born great, while others have
greatness thrust upon then.
Cool: Heel: Yell, and some soldiers are uade non-cons, while
others get soft jobs, like Vail and Miller.
ARMY RECORD::
Corroany F* s record for firing is three hundred and wo n.
YOU TELL ’EM:
Coach:- Wry don’t you 3hoot that way all Hie tirae?
Berry,F*W.: Tie gun kicked me in the jaw the first shot and
naue ne shoot goo 1.
Coach: If a kick in the jaw uakesyou shoot good, report
to tie before each score and I’ll issue you Out a few.
RUFF SIUFF:
Bill:
Ed:
B ill:
What’s the natter with lirs. \ihoozis?
her old ?ian got all lit up on "brew” and beat her up.
hone brev/tality, heh?
And—
I'll tell you all about the Chilkat whan I get back#
____’---George I« hiasurv#_
Editor's Note!
Our associate editor, bgt* (»#T#U#, pocketed hi3 month’s pay
this p#m* and started for the border' between southeast Alaska and the Chil
kat Republic# This republic, be it known, lies in the unmapped area north
west- of Chiikoot barracks, and is Cxoseiy akin, geographically, ethnographic -
ally and romantically, tc oeabcard bohemia.
Unless Governor bone wishes to hold a personal/ interview with
said C-.X.m. on or about the 30th of September for the purposes of awarding
a D*3#C#, the post will be ’without an associate^ editor for 30 days# as
acting pesident of the neighboring republic, 3gt. liasury plans moving the
capitol of the democracy to Wells pro ten.