THE LISTENING POST.
The following is submitted for the consideration of all Afcray
■paper-’vorkers:
I LIKE WORK; it fascinates me, I can sit and look at it
for hours. I love to keep it by me, and the idea of getting
rid of any of it almost breaks my heart.
/OU CANNOT GIVE I® TOO MUCH WORK; to accumulate work has
almost become a passion with me; my desk is so full of it
now that there is hardly an inch of room for any more. I
shall have to throw some away soon.
I LAKE GREAT PRIDE IN MY WORK; I take it down now and then
and reverently dust it off. Nobody keeps his work in a
better state of preservation than I do.
AND I AM CAREFUL OF MY WORK, TOO; Why, some of it has been
in my possession for months and months and nothing has
happened to it yet.
Above quatation verbatim from ’’Love letters of a Successful Buis
ness Man to his Stenographer's Aunt”. All rights reserved. J,E,3.
HALF OF THE U*S» ARMY troops left this post Wednesday morning.
.Ve refer to Mr. Dawson. The other half is Chaplain Monkhan. Note
If you think this is slightly exaggerated, please get the dope on
who sign their rank as ”_U.S. Army1'.
The Sporting Editor lost some more of his unearned increment
on the bowling game between "E" 1 and "E" 2. A syndicate should
be formed to ascertain the S.E.’s preference, and then bet the
other way. He always picks a loser to win.
EDITORS, atten-SHUN. *ve notice there are two classes of per
sons entitled to use the pronoun ”we". (a) Editors. (b)
People with tapeworms.
H^ar ye, all ye mighty Wimrods1. A prize of one
months subscription to the "POST" will be given to the member
of the garrison who writes the best story of a successful hear
hunt and presents said story to the Editor-in-Chief. As an
evidence that the aforesaid story is not all bull, it should
be written on the reverse or flesh side of one or more fresh
bear-skins. Have your story in early, as competition will
undoubtedly be strong .
THE BLANK SPACE ABOVE 13 BILLED 'VITH THE EDITOR’S THOUGHTS.