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K 0 0 T I E S
(The Little Things That Stick)
COOK HEED (of Co, E) ’s FARMING FUTURE:
Ted:- 'that's Reed going to do in civilian life?
"Judge"He says he’s going bail: on the farm and raise apples,
because every tine he gets a good crop he can loaf
and let the cider work for hin.
OVERHEARD IN A JUNEAU FUR STORE;
Lady:- I want to buy a fur coat*
Salesman:- \fliat fur?
Lady:- To keep ne warn, foolish!
NO HARDSHIP:
Corporal: I ion’t see how you can be such a dumb bell*
Private: It ain’t so hard*
HO JIT’S YOURS?
Roses are red, violets are blue;
Noses are both after drinking hone brew*
A LA MODE:
1st Buck:- Bill, mid they ain’t got no Vice-President now.
2nd Buck:- That's nothing, Ve ain’t got no Lance-Jack, neither.
BANTAM BOXER:
Newcomer:
Oldtimer:
N*C. :
0*T*:
I hear Shorty Lepple is going to fight in Juneau.
He must be fighting bantaiarveight if he does*
How cone?
He’s always chasing chickens.
Willie:- Bill, could you lend ne five dollars?
Bill: I could, but I wontl
HOW ABOUT IT, EDITOR?
1 st Kootie: 'float's this "w#k* cook*' mean in last week’s "Pe’st**?
2nd Kootie: "Wonderful Kid Cook',' I guess.
Did you ever notice most hard boiled guys are usually in hot water?
-—George T. ilasury.
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GROVER CLE'/ELAND BERGDOLL, alleged DfWT DODGER:
Mrs. Berg do 11, who has returned fron Gernany after a visit with her
son, Grover C. Bergdoll, notorious as an alleged draft dodger, states that
the aforenentioned Grover will return to the U. S. to stand trial. If turned
over to the Disabled Veteran's Association to "suffer such puni3hnent as they
may direct'* things shoul 3 be interesting for Hr. Bergdoll*