THE LISTENING POST
SHOOTING IS WELL under way#and many good scores are being
made.-Among those conspicuous for not handing in good cards are
'Ward and Sutherland. 0 well, v/e can*t do EVERYTHING good#
HOI HWl
"A kiss, a sigh, a fond goodbye,
Alas, she*s gone.
A smile, a curl, another girl.
So life goes one"
? —- Rainey-?•
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EXPLANATION of "from the sublime to the ridiculous"#
If you were offered one thousand dollars for your Bonus,that
would be sublime. If you refused it,that would be ridioulous.
AND ALSO' misfortune and calamity.
If some people we know would fall into Limn Canal,that would
be a misfortune,- if they were rescued,that would be a
calamity.
"E" CO. CORRESPONDENT wants to know why Corpl#Colburn
goes to Skag so often# We know. He lost a cigarette holder
there.
WANTED - Counting machine, 2 handed one preferred. One
suitable for counting the small white bean of commerce* Ad
dress-Barry, Mess Sgt* - Co#"E"#
GIRLS 1 GIRLS i LISTEN! I \ The Midnight Man,also known as
the Hundred Percent American,desires to get acquainted*
Address all comminiques care Hdqrs.Co.
TWO OF THE FORT heartbreakers received invitations to a
party recently# Down in the left-hand corner was written,"R.S.V.P."
After some discuss ion, they asked "Shorty*' Maxwell, the social ar
biter of "E" Co.,who is a flowing fount of informat ion,what the
mysterious letters stood for* They both went to the party under
the impression that those significant initials meant "Rum Served
Very Plentiful"
TOPICS IN BRIEF.
(Very brief)
(By the Pill Roller Ed.)
"Rockefeller has $7*00 for every person in America. (News Item)
Try and get itI
"Babe Ruth doesn't know much Latin#But his motto is "Soc Et
Tuum".
"The best thing about womens ' participation in public affairs
is that it keeps the’affairs public®"
"The Ex-Kaiser wants $ 10.00 a word for his book. His word
to the Belgians wasn't worth ZO cents,"