HCRS CO. NOME,
(COHTD)
lon't forget your income taxi Wonder under what head you
enter winnings in the great American pastime? We don't want
thin ir-for^tion for ourselves,but possibly some might be
sligh.fily interested.
Eqrs.Co.'s experts,Kruse and Willoughby,(painter experts),
and Cantrell (pool-table expert^, have made a sucess of renov
ating the day-room. 2Ir.Johnson, (carpenter expert) contributed
largftfty toward this achievement« We have plenty experts#
Some party or parties unknown presented Ye Editor-in-chief
with a pet giraffe last week. The reason for presenting a
GIBAEEE is not known. Had it been one of several other animals
we could have figured the illusion.
MEDICAL DSB.RTXdNT HE'S LETTER.
Hy Dear General, and Corporal Sutherland:
Y/e wrote so much last week that we are about out of gas,
and nothing has happened so how do you expect us to write? Well,
if we can't got some genuine news, we nebbe can make some,you
know what I mean, manufacture it. Since our last writing our
lights nave .increased considerably, we have four nnv, and,gee,
they are swell ,7/hen they are ma, but we have to be careful how
we talk or write about this subject as long as the electricians
are working here,they might accidentally?? drop a stepladder on
somebodys head.'Huff sea. Y/hat is worrying us most is., are we
going to get water enough today so we can shave f or inspection
tomorrow ? Can any one tell us, why is a pipe-line ? End to
think it should go flooey just at this time, when it is getting
warm and we are preparing to take our annual bawth. It sure is
provoking, biav/st me bloodin' eye. Do you know what influenza
is, I mean, what they are ? They are a car rust If ie-d exegesis
ant 5. spasmodic ally emanating from the source of your animal
refrigerator, which causes a prolific source of irracabj.l?ty
in your epidermis pericranium, it's hard to be15eve but uevurthe
less it is a fact or facto. It is hard -o believe that anybody
can be that bad off, but ask anyone that had it real bad, and
they will Purely tell you that the language I have used is mild.
(2 per cent). You car buy it 5n Raines,so I am told, but don’t
Iook a crirk ?n my life.(of course
as yon KkoJ Rainey tells us no has
I’a say ..and just after he
ask me to prove it, I never
you can believe that or not
lost h;s girl in Skag.vaj
bought those rime new ei-^m.es. Somebody could get some clothes
cheap,eh, Oscar ^ five you a dollar and a half for the outfit,
at, four bits a month, Have you ..eeo Ih.-rriam lately ? I understand
he is part:r>,g hie. hui- in the noddle now,and imon he shaves you’d
think the cat got on the shelf and knocked ail the perfumery
bottles oft o/r.~o trie floor, phew, open, the door, what rentvHerry
Oh, welJ, he hasnH got anything oo the 'Hop kick, at that, ask
the cook, he says that i.ik fop has m.m-t lf.og in the bean) too
many botes. Ho should know* we have been together now for over
two years. But wo have much to be U/tukful ior,-tnere are many
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