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EXTRACT 7R0SI 'THIS MILITARY ENGINEER'' :
"Hey, Sail, what you in the Guard Hou.se for?"
‘*1 vent o i a furlong."
" /cut o:i a furlong* -ou mean you vent on a furlough."
•'Ho, sir \ It vas sure enough a furlong* I vent too fur and I
stayed too long."
IHOSE NB»7 •Burn:#* REGNLATIONd:
Jrainiaj Regulation 42-40, Par. 58, states the signal for "Attention
is to display a rod flag. Bold 3vo ue, tli 3 1.7. 7. in Beattie mot so far back
sure recioved lots of it fron the "Services'* when they displayed theirs*
E TO LiOYE:
Captain:
Sen Cry
'•’If anything novas, shoot •"
■'L: 3, sir* And if anything shoots, I nova Iff
C-oal sacks
H-alibut fishing
I-ce details
L-iboral furloughs
IC-itchen police
0-strasis:i
O-utdoor life
T-vo year tour3
3-ruci:ig air
A-boriniges
R-ifle range
H-abbit hunting
A-tivity
C-hinool; vinds
IC-ootio orchestra
S-nov shoeing.
Did you ever scop to think that the tuition in the school of oxper'
ience is always owing and can never be paid ii advance?
—George T. Jlasury.
Inspector:-Wh at do you neon coning out for inspection with big holes in
those socks?
Recruit:- Please, sir, that’s efficiency.
I n sp e ctor: - filat '•
Recruit:- Yes, sir. I can put 1 en ou fro:i either end*
Hard Boiled
Sunnary Court:- Take your choice. I'll give you either ten fctyo or ten
dollar s*
Iha.ik you, captain. I haven't uuch use for ten days, but
I can use the ten dollars on the ftiiteliorse trip.
A SONG IN HIE NORTH
No nusic but the cries of fleeting bird,
Hie pad of feet upon Tie brush-grown trail,
The rush of 'rater, whinniig of the gale
That whips the northern seas-but these I heard.
Then upon uy silence palsied 3ur3 there snote
She laughter-uixed-with-veeping of a song
And hopes and sorrows crowded on ne, long
Forgotten, springing fro.a each pulsing; note*