" kocties «
(The little things that stick)
ITS FAME HAS GONE ABH OAD:
The notorious Chill:oot Jazz Orchestra has been
summoned by the Police* We mean nothing defamatory,ho\/ever,-far from
that# Only-the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have asked the Soldier
Jazzists to furnish the melody for the Queen*s Birthday celebration
in Whitehorse, Yukon Territcry,-on Ilay 26th* And those who know-say
that that means real music for the Dance.
WE HEAR -BUT IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
that Mr*Clarke,Miguel Gregorio, has
lately invested in a whole carton of cigarettes, at the PwX* Official
confirmation of the astounding fact is still lacking*
CAPT. VON GREMP, AND SGT.KLEIN, FIN.BET*
have departed tor the Capital City
to investigate the pecuniary affairs of the Alaska Engineering Commis
sion* Not that they need investigation,-but just to audit the accounts*
Thatfs a hard job,-being sent to Juneau,-and getting paid for it*
D•(DOES IT.MEAN ’DEPARTED') MORGAN
of the Q.M.C* so vividly described his
accomplishments as a Motor Mechanic to the War Department,-when Dan
wanted a discharge,-that the said V*D* immediately acted upon his
application,-and shipped him to Valdez,-there to translate his ability
into action on the trucks of the Signal Eorps Telegraph Section* It's
tough,Danny, we*11 say it is.
" KOCTS", "E" GCMPANY'S MASCOT *
took Barron and Seller for a walk lately,-so
we understand* The bear greatly enjoyed the sashay*
MR*G.ROBERTS, .OF THE "70RNANCE"
is still a holdout from the Post Baseball
team* We are. told that the famous outfielder wants more cash* Some
have said,however, that he is striking for2more work and less pay''*
It is expected that "Gyp51 will be on hand,nevertheless,at the south
ern training camp,when the season gets under way*
GENERAL LEPPLE, IN COMMAND OF THE ”E" CO. IlUUCgMEH
is now busily ebgaged in
teaching his men howto shoot the bull,-. Well,we’ve heard it said that
,,Shorty,, knows how.
1HE POPULAR CORPORAL He COY,
of the P.X. has been ordered to the States for
“Observation and Treat!lent”,along With Pvt.Wilkerson, of “E” Co. For the
enlightenment of those who night think that Hac and his friend have
missed too riany boats,we* 11 subnit that itrs their am and hand that
are going to be“observed and treated”,-not their heads.
HOW ABOUT IT, RAJ1SEY?
The Amy Dentist: '* Put back your money, soldiej,you don't have to
pay to ha\e your t ooth pulled,-in the Amy",
The Buck; u Sure,I know that,but if I have to take gas,
don’t you suppose I'm goin' to count ny money first?”