K 0 0 7 I E S . .
(Dittie Things That Sticfc)
HYDRODYNAMICS A* LA PATCH:
Sgt. U. ‘ "Pretty lew tide this morning, Baldy.
^Baidy": "Yeh, eighteen foot below sea lovel#"
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Ain’t it the -TRUTH?
The difference between a roldier’s pay
And a liallari duck, alack* alack,
Is that the former always goes quick
ifhile the latter always goes quacks
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GOOD HUNTING: , . «.*«,«*
Prank Morris, the pof>u3ar post plumber, on his return from the upper
reaches of'the Katzehin River, states he saw plentiful 3igh of caribou, mountain
sheep and goat, as well as bear. He made 210 kills, as the season ioosn t open
until September.- ihhkt
HOW) 'EM AND S^J3E2$ ’ll33;
IT A1SO APPLIES 10—
AND 5
That1 s all this week.
Die Range
If you want to be an expert.
Be watchful of the breeze,
Set your sight gauge correctly —
ihen holi ’em and squeeze.
The Fair Sex
Xf you ^mnt to be an expert
Be careful not to tease;
Slip your am around quite slowly**.
Then hold ’em and squeeze.
Here’s hoping you live all the lays of your life.
—George T* Iiasury.
H D U T C H '»
Mascot of G0c i;S", 7tli Infantry.
Killed Aug* 12, 1923
He grew old and sick ’vith Oie passing year
‘HU a rifle raussle placed ,neath the ear*
.4 quick sharp flash, a dull rauffled roar
Ended his troubles for aver isore*
His body lies buried beneath the sod;
But his spirit leaped to its canine god#
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So I, too, have hopes in the final end
To find relief at the hand of a friend,
A nerciful boor, -tfien sickness i3 rife—*•
A flash, a dull rear, and the end of life*
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