"KOOTIES"
(The Little Things That Stick)
NAUTICAL * NOWLEDGE:
The fdll moon affects the tide,-likewise the untied.
MORE N.N.:
"SLIM" SAYS:
"Hey,Deac,whore?s the ridge pole of a boat?"
"I don’t know,unless it’s the beam*'* \
"Back ljomefthey go to bed with the chickens"# So???
" Get over,rooster, — move .over,hen;
I’m goin* to wakj up,
But I don't know when#"
AND SPEAKING OF CHICKENS:
Did you ever notice that most of the henpecked
people were chicken-hearted?
INFANTRY DRILL REGULATIONS:
New model,supersedes 1919 model,-was released this
motth from the War Department#
And we were wondering what would cone next after
the Coal, the Target Range, and the Trip to Juneau#
Yea,verily,-this man’s army is a continual round
of pleasure.
AND Bffi STRAWBERRIES ARE RIPE,TOO
(G*T,M.)
NOW THAT SINCLAIR BROWN:
the Douglas ring-artist,has walloped Joe Collier,
from whose brow our own' Ford Butler lifted the championship crown,
we suppose that Brownie will be challenging "But" . It’s a safe bet,
however, that what Frank Rogers did to Brownie,as a pinch hitter
for Juneau in the fatal 9th inning,wouldnft be a patch on the way
that Ford would treat the confident Douglas battler,-if they ever
meet* And Frank sure set him down.
AND THE MEDIC DEPT. RAMSEYFIES—•
" Go NORTH, Girlies”.
” There's a place;- it's Haines, Alaska:
"Ihere there is no 1.2 o1slock;
At that place,-in Haines, Alaska,
There's no chaperon to shock.
'/here all things freeze,round Chilkoot Post,
Beneath the Northern Lights,
Fair naidens spoon with all their beaux,
Throughout the six--nonth nights.
Ashes to ashes,-dust to dust;
E pluribus unum;-in God we trust,
All other pay cash. (The Pill rollers).