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OVERHEA RD AT THE DaNCE
She: *— And how are you getting along in the company?
He:—™ Oh, pretty well, thunks. I'm trying awfully hard to
get ahead*
She:—— Uiat*or good* You need one*
CLASSI5IED;
Ship*s Officer: Are you going out on this boat?
Soldier: No, I'm a Glass "S’* soldier*
Ship's Officer: .i/hat io you mean, 'Class "B,M!
Soldier: /ell, I'll Be here riien you leave and I'll Be
here when you cone back*
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RUMORS; 3elow are a collection of the latest rumors current on the post*
We do not stand accountable:?or their truthfullness* fakep4 * era or leave *0111#
1* That there are eighty replacements on their road here.
2m That "Shorty" Lepple wants a mapping detail*
3* That the Post is to be abandoned in the Spring*
4* That the Post will not be abandoned in the Spring but will be brought
to Battalion strength*
5* That Cpl. "Irish" Rogerson knows a new fcory about a monkey found by
Indians*
6, That the members of thi3 command will build a wagon road to Lil^y Lake*
WHY THE FIGHT STARTED:
"Shut the doorl " yelled the corporal# "There were you bom and raised****
in a barn?"
The private complied, then burst into tears* The corporal, looking up
from studying Training Regulations, noted the tears, cane to the private and
said;
Of, come* You needn*t take it to heart so, just because I asked you if
you were raised in a barn*"
Tliat’s it, that* s it," sobbed the private# "I was raised in a barn, and
it mkes me homesick every time I hear an a3s bray*"
STILL GOING
K.P«: "L^st night I dreamed my watch ua gone so I go up out of bed and
looked#'*
Cook:- '*Yas it gone?1'
K.P."No, but it was going*'1
MAPPING DETAIL:
Toney Luben: "Hey, George, what do I do now!" £
George: "Like the end of thi3 chain, climb that hill to the peak, |
face dawt, climb down to the bottom t>$ that blazed tree, then face
northeast and chain from the tree over the little hill tru the
brush to the other end of the lake#"
Toney: "Hey, George, let’s go home#"
MOTTO FOR IHE YEEK:- A flush in the hand i3 worth two in the deck#
—George T# ilasury#