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oripUjell/wfl^re£,^ln®-T1!St.W8eS:,s "Ow*«ay ITotas", by t lie way, they were
staff to ^4- s* t®*1!0t9S''» He have decided to petition the Editorial
otaff to fire tie Printers Devil,
lTOa of ^e-r!narfc0d teve that beaucoup acre than six represenatat
hldabiSftim! ° 1163 Were prese:nt at the Cabaret Dance. 1/e hope they
hi- n-no b7 ?°1? 3?affer: The Chaplain says, ’'Sutherland nay be
' 1 aaae« but ** ls * £°od two-handed talker". oiJ Oi* Geveltofisch l
Korth Pole^ JS'3SS°kSr Was tba best 0Ver ?ut across between Seattle and the
Pole“ -adane Hasnie covered herself with glory, and 'Was a. a-ond
did, as she wore little else. Madanoisells ffexvvellie was very charming but ->s
we have noticed before, these short skirts are prone to expose SuSs’d^S
Pv.Ifc °°“e t0 our attention that Oorp. Hop. has been taking bowling
worth it. 015 °rP* JoneS* ;,a hope Jcmss charges hia his nonth's pay. They are
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•'All-Stars'* the .tv, ^ fre requested to refrain froa calling the
Play basket!)-11 * 1 °*t;M aer*ers of Hqrs. C o. are too old to
qte?«» * bli®vs we could ^ «P a good score against the >*A11
atars” if too referee would allow us the use of our crutches.
APROPOS OF nmvf YEAR *3
Anong the Few Tears Resolutions that we have overheard are*
1* Never to play the Joker wild.
Not to go to Juneau with more than diaz pesos nario.
Never again to claim relationship with any foreign notable.
To never miss reveille.
To re-enlist in the .Medical Repartee nt*
Not to think the Haines bov/ling team is too easy.
To take lots of exercise. , »
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To see the next game the All Stars attempt to play.
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HINTS ON THE; CUSS AND PRESERVATION OP THE SKO'7-SP53VE;L
. (taken from Boss' ianual.)
J.« Always keep working parts well oiled.
rJ* So ^fnf’t°lefn t?°r0USllly? wi»in&’ aU exposed parts with an oily
b t d0 not ^ shovel apart to clean, except under the supervision 7
Of an experienced non-conaissioned snow-shoveler.
®* -,If S?°Vel beooaes fouled With ices turn in to Suoplv Sgt. for cleani
** toysptae Shovel around Imposts to clean is strictly against Militarv
ilegulations. (see ?. & S. I'Totice # 978694C558T3«a2I0.) "
4. (The cleaning of the shovel-blade with any substance that will tend
to renove the bluing is prohibited.
5. Tlie use of heel-ball or shoe-polish on the handle is prohibited
however, raw linseed oil my be used, ? ^
see.t;iat tl5e rlTCt is well tightened. 4 loose rivet
tends to divert your alia, and will put the cone of disbtusion on the fritz.