"K00TI3S"
(The Little Things 'Ihat Stick)
” Alaska "
(From a Soldier's Point of View).
’’Lamp coal
In a large sack;
A tired soldier
With a sore back.
Sumner,
An iron shovel,
, Lots of snow;
Chilkoot Barracks,
An’ no place to go.
Winter.
VAIN WISHES:
Vould that some piscatorial Burbank could cross the Alaskan mos
quito with the fish. We would guarantee a bite a second.
IHE G.l.’s ENTRANCE AND EXIT
vidi,vici".
reminds us of Caesar1s famous report
"Veni,
"SLIM” DANIELS,DASHING YOUNG CORPORAL
of ”E” Company is not in favor of giving
dances to lady tourists,as it "does him out of his walks." Now! now!
"Slin",-how could you!
"HOW DO YOU FIND THE 'TEATHER"
here in Alaska" ? asked the fair tourist#
"You don't have to find it", laconically answered the soldier# "It1s
always with us".
"SERVICE”
makes the half-baked recruit into a hard-boiled soldier#
"HOW COME??"
Ihe Sgt.Maj#: "Say,Curtis,how many "Ns" in your last name?"
Lebemann: " Two. Tny?"
The S.M* "Your birth certificate shows only one#"
Lebernann: " 0,that*s a mistake in ny birth".
A SEARCHING PARTY,
made up of Sgt.Masury,Cpl, s Matheson,Dani&is, and Rogerson,
of Co."E", and Sgtso Hallett and Schumacher,and Cpls.Luna and Powell
of C0#"F" left yesterday afternoon to assist in the search for the
body of Mr.Charles Goddard,who was drowned in the Klehina on Tuesday
of thi9 week#
( G.T.U.)