MEDICAL DEPARTMENT NEWS LETTER.
Dear US (meaning Uncle Sam)
News this week is about as scarce as teeth in
a(hen or a person who has been to a dentist for the » steer.th
time with Pyorrhea.Rope I never own a plate,except the kind
we eat off of. But as I said before, news is as scarce as
homebrew after Sutherland and Swick have visited Haines. But
it won’t be long before we can rave about Spring and the
beaut iful•flowers, without even taking a drink. But as I said
before, news this week,ain’t. Its as scarce as a satisfied
sold.ier . bidja ever se‘e one .? Neither have I. But that’s
exactly what makes some of us become millionaires and others
die in the poorhouse .(you notice that we are in the million
aire class). To be satisfied with what you have is to die
early,at least mentally, so here’s to a long, active, profit
able liie. But to get back to the subject of news,(that’s
the last ’’but”.) we heard last night that the Bonus Bill
went before the ;.ouse yesterday and was pretty certain to
pass ..Now,we’d like to have explained to us,what is a bonus ?
About' all you read in the papers nowdays is about the bonus,
isn’t it thrilling,these expectations ? One day you have JQC
bucks to -your credit,next day, it is put on the shelf, then
off she comes, getting the bonus vill be like getting money
from Peter- to pay Paul. You will have to pay it all back in.
time, but slip ’it ‘to usY We need the dough. vre still maintain
we know what work is,and for proof go down on the dock and
look at the coalf and as to our previous statements regarding
.superior knowledge, we have a member of this outfit who is
certainly ingeniousf ‘having discovered a new way of applying
white enamel, namely,with a whisk-broom. Por further particulars
see the lst.3gt.,and after proper investigation you will be
given ah audience with the inventor. LOST;One
peArmond. Pet four bits Houdy was using it on
Reward. Notice.- The cook of this outfit has
gallery and will receive visitors between 2 *
a throw. We understand that Toehner is taking
Why is this,!oehner ? Not for strength,surely
hair brush,by
Jack and Dutch,
started a picture
3-A.-:'.,at 10jd
Physical Culture .
, No doubt it is
have right smart of a waist line
to reduce. TTe ro^w ^ --- -- . ,, r.r
Fas anycme seer. Painey ? We transferred him to t^xe ril- C
3 months or so ago,but we lost track of him about 3 weexs
later. ■ erriam is going to 'Bkagway
Spring is here,almost,and you know
young man’s fancy. We hope that it
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tomorrow,and we wonder
the old saying about a
,i iseum comes here soon
why
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Cc • “ -- won’t ma.ve to worm
the Company clerks. 7e ju
stop,halt,period,etc.,
yours for Lunch
hard •,especially the H. C.0
t C5
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and
t heard chow-call, and that means
ThE PILL ROLLERS
V-TJA ,, „ - OUi^Al^Y.
jvnO was the h.C.O. who made a brilliant hit LV-ifh
woman on the last "Queen *? rnd w-- r ^ Jr th an lnsane
captured his fair inane'.-' * " axt ula "~e tillnic wirlen a nurse
„1BCS ^i****™ and °ne of >lis Udes were cPstinr
8- ' ° 181 l'ors at the ilitary Academy luring the week ^