K 0 0 T I K R
APTLY DESIGNATED:
Inspecting Officers ilhat is in tha boiler, cook!"
Company Cook: It's bean souo, sir.
Inspecting Officer: I didn't ask you vtoat it has been*
you what it was l
I asked
THE CALL 05* THE BlOPICS
(Dedicated to •’Kinky11 Hiller)
The Alaskan trail and the winter gale,
'•flien the Northwind, sweeping free,
Drives the snow flakes fast in a cutting blast
ill at shrieks in it 3 misery,
Hakes me long once more for a tropical shore
Where the scented flowers grow
On 3one still lagoon, where the golden noon
Enbalns then all with its glow.
Uh©re the waking days are spent in a haze
Dro^sin^ in the heat of noon
1 Till the evening falls and the tropic calls
With its all-enticing croon.
It's an age old tune, this tropical croon
That hints of lovers and sighs,
Of soft, clinging lips and Ire any couttships '
Underneath those starry skies.
Oh, I'll hie me forth from this frozen North
With its bachelorous cold,
From its ice and snow, I'll pack up and go
1 Till the tropics I behold.
Let then drill and freeze, I'll take ny ease
Far from the chill Artie's reach,
And 1*^1 live my life with no need of strife
On some palm encircled beach#
SEVERE EXACTITUDE:
Sentry: Have you a pass?
Soldier: Yes, I have it here in my pocket.
Sentry: That's all right then# If you've got it, I don’t
need to lock at it# If you didn't have it, I'd
have to see it.
HAVE YOU received your Leap Year proposal yet?
—-George 'T# idasury.
IMPROVED ORDER OF I1ED IfiSN
—Special Notice-*
Commencing with ihesday, February 5th, 1924, Chilkat Tribe ilo* 9,
Improved Or ler of Red Uen, will meet at "A-B.'* Hall every first and third
Thesday of each month*