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PLAUSIBLE REASONS:
Private:-- "Sgt., I would like to be excused from drill.f
1st Serg^iecit: ‘fiat’s the matter with you?”
Private: 1 ”1 have a hacking cough and a headache.”
1st Sergeant: '‘Very well, report to the Pro/ost Sergeant, he
has some wood to hack and it might cure your
headache.”
Private: "But, Sergeant l Ify headache ain’t of the splittin*
kind."
COLD FACTS:
"Shorty” Lepple: ”Hey,Baldy • ”
"Baldy”‘P atch: "’mat?"
"Shorty”:‘ ' "How is it that ny hair ha3 gro’vn longer than
yours when yours has grown longer than mine*
CORRECT 1
1st ?vt*: - "See that felloe there!"
2nd Pvt*: - "Yea, that’s Tanner fron 'F* Company."
1st Pvt.: - "Veil, the officers all take their hats off to him*"
2nd Pvt.: - "How cone!"
1st Pvt.: - "He’s the barber, ain’t he?"
I.1ACK says whenever they got cold up North they had presence of mind
enough to fall into a heated discussion#
ABSOLUTELY:
She: "I think it so silly to throw kisses- Don’t you?"
He: "You bet. I prefer to deliver the goods."
PVT. TURNER fron "E" says his girl is so dumb that she wrote him to
be careful about wearing his bathing suit into the pool room during the
cold weather here in Alaska.
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Shopper: "Those eggs you sold me yesterday are too ripe .
Storekeeper: "How do you know’’”
Shopper: "A little bird told me."
Did you ever notice that the officer who is always right and the
First Sergeant who is never wrong seldom seem to be assigned to the
same company? r. w
I,* Hasurv#
FREDDIE H033, writing from his hone in Jonesboro, Tennessee, states
that civilian life is agreeing with him, as he doesn't h ive to sweep up
from under his bunk or stand leveille. He likewise states he s got the
best looking girl in thatpart of the country* lie sends regards to all
his friends at the Tost.
"liatty" IlATHEoON, former bear taner of writes from Brooklyn,N.Y ,
that he expects to look up hevi, the H <1 H wonder worker, and take in some
shows. Sgt. hevi is now residing in Hew York City.