THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT NEWS L2 TIER
We didn't have any notes last week,, but we didn't take any so there you
are, and this week we only took & few* We wish to eall the attention of the
command to the fact that the statements we made, last time about the hospital
being the best place in the post, are corrobated by the fact that McCartney
otherwise known as "Wildcat* is back with us, he just simply can't keep out,
he like8 it so and if that iB not recommendation enough, tell us* Much to
our regret (j!???!!?) we lost our star boarder, who has went to Camp Lswis to
take an examination for to be a Colonel in the Army about thirty eight years
from now, oh, boy, lets hope we are out by that time* Is there any one i n
the post or Haines, that don't know about our Hopkins, if so please call at
the hospital between 9 and 12 P X and we will gladly give you the missing
information. Anyhow we wish him luck, but hope he pays his bill, this is a
hard winter and we need the money, thats why we gets patience, five of:em
sick others not quite so sick# Rainey got a new shirt the other day and this
morning he is going around trying to sell it for two, it sure is big enou gh
now, but wait about three weeks until it has been washed about three times,
then he will wonder where both of them disappeared to.# While we think of
it we would like to mention the fact that we have sick call at nine o-oloock
AM, and if you are sick and can't come to the hospital at that time let U3
know and we will send a stretcher or an ambulance after, but please try aid
remember the time, we like to accomodate, BUT not all day, after sick call
we got about .our other duties and it makes us sore when we have to stop
playing pool or get off our bunks to give some one a box of pills, you would
be the same# Wo certainly appreciate the confidence you have in all of us,
but we our selves have more confidence in our Surgeon when it comes to
prescribing, even for sucrhja small thing as a cold, not only that, if we
did all of the prescribing he \the Surgeon) would lose his job and we don't
want to lose kim, we like him to well* In the meantime we hope you are woll
and will please write us a few lines
THE PILL ROLLERS