KOOTXES
ONE ON US:
1 edro : I saw that joke in last week’s '’Kooties" about Sgt. Mil
ler marrying a girl ^ the narie of Annie, but believe
ne, he had better never na^ry a girl by nane of Ellen •
Us: How cone?
Pedro: He’ 1 be ringing his own '’’Nell" \
P.e solutions.
The old year passes,
Enter the new;
The road to He]l
'■/ill be paved anew.
XMAS ?1IUNER:
He: - T his turl:ey is a fashionable bird!
She: Yes, it appears well dressed.
VKICH VINS:
"Mac” says thd freight of foolishness is buying a purse with
your last dollar.
Fed^o says it’s trying to walk on snow shoes when you*re
hootched up.
"Bill ? says it'ss sanding the present you received last year
to^ the sane person this year.
PAGE THE SUPPLY SGT.:
1st Pile: Are you going to tong up a sock tor Christnas?
2nd File: I was thinking about it. .WayT
F.F.: Hang up a pair of Artie Socks, then.
S.F.: 'Waat* 3 the idea.
F.F.: I'u short a pair.
"It isn’t the co3t but the spirit that counts,” to which we add that the
man v/ho quoted that nust have ^esi led outside the 12 nile Unit.
MOOCHINGi
"Shorty” "epplei That fello^gives ne a
Deacon: ’'/hat's the natter with hin?
"Shorty": He goes to bed with the "Demies" and wake3
up $rith the "Giro li as."
Of all sad words of tongue or pen:
"Drill will start next week again#"
SEASONABLE MOTTO: "'/here there's a bill, be away#"
-George T. *^asury