CChiWY NOrx-ui)3:
dgt. Ha shy returned from the v/ilds of Juneau on the ‘’^stcboth’'
Wednesday. Wo think ho was glad to got back to civilization again*
Wo gotta havo an alibi • Hqrs. Co. received an awful drubbing
from "J" # 2 bowling t^am tho other ovc* V/o hereby state tnot the
cause of said drubbing was the devitalized, not to say demoralized,
condition tho •’flu” loft a majority of our bowlers in. Hood was our
only man who showed to form, and he couldn't win without assistance.
We hear as how a number of m^n are ready to take advantage of
the "two year" bill to cut short their stay in this wonderful
country* Personally v/o like our outfit and we like our post, and we
stay the limit* We won’t be anymore afraid of a strout-car next
year than wo would be now.
We are about fed up with fires. We don’t car^ if they are taken
off the menu for a couple of weeks or more. The last one was unique,
to say the least. Wh^-n a post's water supply catches afire, as ours
did, the extreme limit has been reached.
Hqrs. Coe's handsomest man, Pvt. Dunham, was heartbreaking in
Skagway Wednesday.
Our old pal "Mac" has held up his hand again. V/ish wo had his
time in. We could retire standing on our head.
Lipiejko left a diamond pin in an C.D. shirt he sent to the
laundry last week. It was pinned in the same place when the laundry
came back. Ho says he sure appreciates such honesty. We think he
has no buisness with a diamond, anyhow. Why don't he give it to
one of the numerous ladies he corresponds with ?
This is the month we slip one over on our beloved Uncle. He
pays us for thirty days and there hain't so many.
-army and Navy Journal says "it is not thought that the bud£at
will permit the present temporarily increased rates of pay for --he
lower grades of enlisted men." Step up higher, please.
Anyone wishing to have their ^Jrmy Regulations posted up to
date should communicate with Corp. Shaffer. He slings a wicked
pair of scissors.
President: "Where is the Army ? "
Secy, of War: "He’s out rowing in the Navy." -"LIRA"
Two men with but a single thought: Two members of H rs. Co,
receive letters from Juneau every mail. Same envelopes. Same
writing paper. Same hand-writing. Wonder if it's the same girl ?