'KHE "NEWS* *' WANTS A NEW NAIAF}:
doing very nicely thank °uf. circuia‘^i®n» for we aro
make tig* "NEWS" a’r^al Fort °!JS *hat; *ine> but in an effort t.'
utmost bottom,-a^aper Sat LT P'tfCt from the ve^ top to tho
tinctivoly and thou Sjv Ft L ’? ?h*nf but its date lino is di#
to announce in thisfL/ShftT ! and Alask « we
given to the raenber of tVi’. 1 * j SXX monf,h free subscription will be
name for aur weekly iournni i3rnS”d '*fco wiil suggest the most appromip.t
we think thrt another can ^ r title does ^
personal, perhaps than the t'. ??ndJ'h*1' wil1 be more distinctive, more
ordinary Jlhe Fck ^l^ M . 8' that is' as a matter of fact.-quit#
bright interlink » d Nsws * We feel 8ure «»t there is I, one
convey in the title i!tg»?er readers w&° can give us a name that will
on the*Canal a bap?y note of service days in the pose
of pleasent Wmg to one that has served at the Fort a smile
J Uecti0BI* When he is back aSain in the States, and the
arp * S'ew?^d.pfpe^ comes to his hand, reminding him of old times, old
scenes, old friends. 9
You ve served in other regiments, ytiu’ve read other service
papers, -and you remember hew apt. how fitting, how descriptive their
titles were. T hink up something along the same line, and pass it t®
us, so that we can use -it for the "NEWS"* We’ll give you the credit
and the six months free subscription to the child of your brainy All
wa ask is that you make the title snappy, distin©tJ,ve of the port, or
descriptive of the Alaskan country in which we live,-a title that will
set us off from every other service paper, -just as ,:The Mu slier’’ of too
old 10th Infantry at this P.os.t suggested by its very name the place tew
where the regiment was located,-as the GasBag" marked itself as the
paper of the ©hen: cal Warfare troops or the w Speedometer’* denoted itfl
publication by a Motor Transport outfit* T here are dozens of names
applicable to our weekly,-let us have somr of them.
All suggested names must be in the hands orf the Committee
by 6*00 P# M% on Wednesday, Feb* 15th# Write your entry out on a s?^ip
of paper# (you can submit as many names as you like), add any sub
headings explanatory of the main title,-and look to see if your sug
gestion is at the head of the edition of Feb# 17th« !Die committee
chosen to select the new name, to any one of whom you may hand your
entries, will be;
Ca^plain J. F. Hanahan
Sgt* Romberg (Med.Dep*)
Cpi# Southerland, Hq* Co.
Cpl# Jones, Co. ” E"#
Pvt# Jones, Q, M. C#
ADVICE TO LANDLUBBERS:
(By the Vice-Admiral of the Fort Seward Navy)
Passengers on the ”pete" are urged
1* To select the oasest, most, ©omfortabln seats-(never mind
to whom the belong
Zm To put their shoes on all the clean eushions,-(who cares
about dirt)*
3 To carefully instruct the Cpatain and the crew how to run
the ship,** (they need advice#)
X To soil all things within reach as much as possible,
)make yourself perfectly at home.)
5 And, in case of seasickness to demand the attention of the
Ch^ff-(he can supply some beautiful cuts from a wt
well - doped swine*)
The -Motto- of the Crew is "Accomodation tt tho very best
of our ability*•
(Signed) Dusty Dunn
Vioe-Admiral
Fort NemtrlFtficeai Fere as.