K 0 0 T I E S
" I'll never invite those horrid soldiers from Chilkoot
Barracks to ray house again.”
”lVhat was the matter?”
” Last week I invited three of them to an afternoon Mah
Jong party. We started playing and someone called
'chow* and those rude soldiers jumped up and tipped
the table over in their haste to run into the kitchen’.'
"Hoots", the brown bear, and "See-eek", the black, are again with us after
their'winter's rest* Jack Sutherland reporting plenty of sign along Fresh
water Bay, while Sam Whittaker, of Wells, is absent from his road house on a
week bear hunt near Sunshine.
VIRGINIA REEL:
Tom: "I never felt ao punk in all py life."
Jerry:"Do any drinking last night?"
- Tom: "Yea, and when I went to bed 1 felt fine. But when I woke this
morning I felt terribly. It was the sleep did it."
Faddy Eruhn of "E" put Sta-comb in his ball glove stating that if it would
make a man's hair stick on his head it ought to make a ball stick in the glove.
You win, Paddy.
NOT WORTHY:
1st Sheba:
2nd Sheba:
1st Sheba:
Mote to line 4, Par, 2, above: Yes, we want to run into a weak bear, if any,
OLDEST NATIONAL FLAG:
The United States Flag, adopted June 14, 1776, is claimed to be the old
est national Flag. Other, national flags were adopted on dates as follows:
Spain.•.•..1785
France..••.1794
Great Britain..
Norway be Sweden........
Italy....
Germany...
--(Preble's History of
...1817
...1840
...1370
the U.S.FIag.)
1801
MEETING OF ITS 1LI3I CLTJ3, LISTENING POST NO. Is
Capt* Cook: I certainly v/ould dispute that miss if it were for record.
Lt« Grady (getting up after firing): Nell, I'll tell you -—etc.—
Pvt. LIcLeodreading his score): "Five-Miss-Five."
Sgt • Hart in: ’’Ho*.?' c ome ? ”
Pvt. McLeod: "’foy, I got so sentimental over that allot, I cried and could
n’t see the bull's eye."
——Whereupon Me was elected Exalted Supreme Potentate of the Club.
RANGING SHOTS:
Cpl, Russell: I took sons pictures of those bullS-eyes, and I'm going
to enlarge * en.
Logarius: Yeh, that would help; an' while we're about it, why not get
Cap't* Loving to give the bulls a shot of bromide so
they'll Cain down and not fidget around so on our
front sights?
DON’T mss JHE BALL GAME SATURDAY, MAY 17th, AT SICAG'^AY—DA^JCS i$ THE EVENING