?HE LISTENING POST.
SGT. JORDAN BECOMES Hr.Jordan today.We understand that he is going to se
up light-housekeeping in this vicinity.He'has a fifty do..lav phono
graph, and a two-bit frying pan. We know where he got the phonograph.
but can’t figure out how he acquired the frying pan.
( Ex.-Sgt.Jordan will be pleased to have all his old comradej m *
visit him at his home in Haines, and lister, to his Vidro* a. ^ ^
Buck up,-you corporals,-one more vacancy®.
NOTICE TO NON-COMS: The 20 day limit on re-enlisting to
fi31 your own vacancy is still in effect. Don’o g3t
caught in the cold,cruel world,and have to re-up for
21 per. A long,frigid winter is predicted.)
THE BASKETBALL GAME the other eve was a bloody affray.lt had more casual
ties than the last Mexican revolution.
THE TRIUMPH OF THE HQMEBREWERS bowling team is the "E" Co0League is attri
buted to the fact that the team’s training was done exclusively on
the beverage from which its name was derived. (See Howell, Suther
land, Clarke, and Swick.)
FROM NOW UNTIL MARCH ME” Co.will keep the Salvage Officer on the jump.Lo .s
of inf antrymen*Olive Drab,Complete,with all accessories,to be tur
ned in as "worn out by fair wear and tear in the military service #
CORRECTION::: ■ ’
In our last issue remark was made on the remarkable skating
of Captain Goode,We wish to remark thnt,tho* the Captain is hot a
fancy skater,nevertheless he is an artistic one*(Evidently of the
Cubist or the Futurist School of Art.)
ANOIHER CORRECTION::::
In contrast to the last outing of the Company Clerks1
Association,which,we Understand,was rather a frost,-the latest re
union of that body,we learn,could easily be termed a howling success
WE HEAR THAT a Klan of the Ku Klux is to be organized here.We have our eye
on a candidate for Head Ku-Ku.
TWO ENTERPRISING *’E,? COMPANY boys walked off the dock backwards .after the
snowstorm the other day«*Twas the nystei'y of the day as to where fyjt
them darn guys on fatigue got to*
SWlCK,our prominent musician,claims to be the fastest man in the world.
Time flies,-but- Swick beats time. J
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LATEST SONG HIT: "Her Eyes Have Told Me So”, by Ben Turpin.
HENRY FORD MAKES $ 264,026.41 a day .We’re glad we’re not Henry .We would
never, have the nerve to take a day off.
1st BUCK: " K’mon in , an’ eat with us for a change."
2d Ditto: "I ain’t hungry•"
1st Same: " Come right in* If you was hungry,you’d b$ out a luck,”