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v/H- 'i’Kxj CriiT^ OH i'HH CHA.VLAIH ’b POACH?
Thviro is too much snow for him to walk in his sleep,
ho certainly doesn’t want to keen the Kiddies out#-and he
hasn’t any children.
WHY G-iilH?
Sergeant Papke reported that his rabbit farm was
run at a loss last year. Moral: it pays to keep an expense
account,if you don’t want to pay an income tacks*
On TuesdayfSoD. F«b*2nd# 1922,8gt.Papke,the popular
Provost sergeant,received a check for 657 SH-£LLhS* Be,care
ful, or you will be paying an inheritance tacks*
Sgt* Perry put in for an A las lean sweater when he ar
rived at Port Seward,and up to this date has not received
same. Perry says he hopes to get it by next July,so as to
use it for a B^THIHG- SUIT.
"How come,LpK(t.B?m
Corporal Phillips reports that "(Mo.; KILGk/ATT" is mis
sing from nis street light system. The finder of said ''Kilowatt0
will be rewarded with a "CONCHA BICICLA".
Mr* Dawson and Jones are writing Work Orders to the
plumbers from daylight to dark every day now. They are hoping
that this "breezy weather" will moderate soon. (Both prefer
being south of that Mason-Dixon Line.)
The Quartermaster has just received an excess supply
of "alJCTHICAL FaiTS". All who wish to draw one fan submit
your requisition within the next fifteen days to Post electrical
Instructor "Jip the Blood".
The latest report on the lost battleship "Paterson"
was that she had no idea whether she would ever leave Juneau.
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Another spasm from the ^.M.C.:
“V/e once had a Harbor Boat ’Pete1,
But we feared we*d have nothing to eat;
So we sent her to Juneau,
And wo feel,sincefduyuneau9
Her return would be surely a treat."
AN ALapThD VERSION:
Our Pat her, who art in Washington,
Put us wise to the game;
Give us this day out monthly pay,
And forfive us all our fines and stoppages.
Lead us not into privations,
And deliver us,too,from the Loan Shark,
And those v/ho want to take away
i 0ur twenty percent,double time,five cents por mile,etc.
Por thine is the United States,Alaska,and panama,
Thu Phillipinos and Hawaii;-forever and ever,
Amen#