"K00JIE3"
(Ihe Little Things
• * That Stick)
PFG • CUHTIS LEBERMAN, Post .Librarian, Postmast er, idovi©• Magnate, etc • , etc., is
'kicking the snows of ChiJ.lcoot Barracks from his shoepacs,temporarily,
for a two months furlough* './hat he is going to do,nobody knows,-he
•• nay even go to work* Prof* Conrad, of the E.& H.Instructor Staff, will
.' fedd the bookworms while C.L*is away*
v/ITH THE RETURN QF- SGT.MURRAY, a:a 1 the addition of the boy phenoo,Snyder,
the.'*?” Company CandlepAn tean appears to have rosy prospects*Ihe
* 'ex-Li scum outfit sc ore i 1,271 in th.e .rolling pin game, against "E"
r on Tuesday night.. 1^271 for a five-man total means that each boivler
rolled an average of 254 1/5,which is some narking, if you ask us.
But than,-as the "Holcer" Says,-"You can't beat luck".
NEW DOCTOR IN TO:.VN: .
’ * After all the Surgeons in-the Post had given him up
: " &s lost, and totally incureable, and he had tried the SPRINGS for a
' month's furlough; and carle back still a cripplef(he couldn't kick
.>,a; ,. i- * * out the lights .in the Day Room), the New Doctor took the case in hand,
and after a few days treatment he was able to carry a cord of wood
r r ; five hundred. yards, aid theft X a); e a run around hi3 trap line with the
Dofct’or. No,he didn't buy the 3upioer* However,he wants you all to
call him ‘'Eddie",-it wakes,him feel younger*
U . SURE,THE SHRING IS HERE-, but it’s' still frozen up fur the ’.Tinter.
. IHE "KOOTIE 12RROR$T!,v/ho ’.vill invade Juneau,Douglas,and points adjacent
this coming week,are to return* on a lumber boat. But we trust that
they’ll show enough action in the Channel series to keep then from
being counted as part of the cargos
. "Ihe Staff Sergeant* s-Dream.1*
. "Sergeant Sen Adan3,may his tribe increaseV
(With, more demotions it will likely cease)•
• Saw lately on the footboard of his bed
. An 0.D.angel,with an issued head'
: './ho scribble! with a finger .nail of gold- .
,-Exceeding hootch had made the sergeant bold
And to the presence in the rood he said,
.. . , ■ "What writest thou" ? The angel never fled
But whispered in the sergeants fuzzy ear,
"The nane3 of who*ll still sergeants be next year*."
"And is mine one!" said Adams. ‘‘Nay,not so,"
Replied the angel. The Sergeant murmured low,
"Ch^y^roned or not,I* 11 be just aii I an,”
So write it io^7n that I don’t give a etc."
. -The angel wrote and vanished. The next night
It came in whistling, and switched on the light
And showed the names of those whom luck wjuld bless
‘ • And Loi the‘Sergeant* 3 none led all'the rest."
(Horal to non-cxi3i "don’t worry too much ubout it.")
“ (J.B.Sm, in "5*t.Benning,Gia*News")