K 0 Q T IS. S
THE POINT:
Ex-soldier:
Ships Purser:
Ex-soldier:
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'/here do you -50 froia here2 J
Ihis boat goes to Sitka and points westward.
Huh i ’./hat I want is a boat that goes to the
States and I don*t care which my it points.
Exit "Mascot":
The southwind, the Mascot, the wave,
On board two soldiers brave;
The soldiers ashore,
The Mascot no more,
But the southwind continues to rave.
LIKEWISE, "OLD CROW":
Mission Point, The Old Crow, the beach,
The stem let out a wild screech;
The Old Crow was weak
So Irish and Deak
Swan off on the bedding of each*
Kiplingesque:
Jim:- it-hunting license costs more than a marriage license,
Jane9i- Yea, bo '. But it’s worth mere!
WHIZ-BANG STUE?:
Vinegar needs its raotlier like champagne needs its pop*
CHILKAT REPUBLIC:
Up in the Chilkat Republic
There is a3.ways somethin' doin'; '
'Ihe rabbits being full of hops
Vhile the bears are always Bruin.
PRIZE VINNER;
Pvt. Harold Ogden of Co. "E" wins the prize sea-egg/ in a plush
case, for originating the use of leather gloves to peel potatoes in order
not to get his paddies all stained.
1KEY ENJOY IT:
’’Don't you think that old song 'Sweet .Alice Ben Bolt' is most
beautiful, sergeant?1' gushed the Bachelor Haid*
''Hub}" grunted the Hard-Boiled Sergeant.
"Remember how’ she wept with delight when you gave her a smile and
trembled with fear at your frown?'" dreamily asked the Bachelor *Aaid.
"You betcha, that’s ne all over, treat'em rough and tell 'em nothing/’
enthusiastically replied the sergeant.
IHIS .YEEK'S UOTBOi- Rolling bones gathers no noss.
--—George I# Masury.
POST EXCHANGE NOTES (No, we don't set cigars for printing this)
• 22 Special ammunition has arrived. All kinds of fresh candy just
received. lien who want to get in on NEXT OHDEH EOH CIVILIAN SHOES, DO SO £ T
ONCE, for the order will be completed and nailed tomorrow.