K 0 0 TIE K 0 L U M N.
(Little things that stick)
THEY SAILED LAST WEEK OH THE CAPT UN JA1ES FOHMANCS:
They sail, they sail, three sailors Ho.1
The Staff, the Staff and the K.O.
An hour, a lunch, and then perchance
A game on the Captain James Fornance.
Fair skies, calm waters and all is well,
Midday, afternoon and evening hell.1
They land, it snows and the lights fail,
No blankets on the Dalton Trail.
DON’T LOCK 50R FLAWS:
Don’t look for flaws as you go thro’ life.
And even when you find them,
It is wise and kind to be somewhat blind,
And look for the virtue behind them.
The world, will never adjust itself,
To suit your whims to the letter:
Some things go wrong your whole life long
And the sooner you know it the better.
IMPOSSIBLE UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES:
Captain: "51x bayonets".1
Green : "There is nothing wrong with mine, Sir".
THE POOR AND LOWLY K.P. :
He peels the spuds and gets the wood,
And does what any good K.P. should.
He does it fast and does it good -
The poor and lowly K.P.
The night before his face was bright,
It was his lady’s heart delight.
But now his face is a sight -
The poor and lowly K.P.
He swears, but can’t neglect his work,
Sergeant J.B.F. *s eyes observe the shirk.
But up his sleeve, he sneaks a smirk -
The poor and lowly K.P.
His day of toil is only one,
Tomorrow some other soldier without a gun
Will slave and drudge as he has done.
The poor and lonesome K.P.
NOT AN ACT OP CHIVALRY:
TTwas not an act of chivalry,
■ Nor yet the fear of scorn;
He offered her his street-car seat
To keep her off his corn.
NO.DRUg . STORE BUT JUST AS GOOD:
Customer: '*1 want a quarter’s worth of carbolic acid”.
Uncle Isaac: "Veil, dis is a pawn shop; but mister, ve
have razors, ropes and revolvers, just as good”.
THERE ARE THREE CLASSES OF GIRLS - the beautiful, the intellectual,
and the majority.1