QU. KEESUl ,STEB H02B3 ( cent .)
Tixe following received over the phone*
(A) I want a pass for my wife to Juneau; will you see that
she has a first-class passage both ways?
(b) Will you ask the Coninary Court if he can grant me an
unlocking degree from my hu*tband,he ve v«* away?
(o) I have sued my baseband for All Mooney; will you tel?
the Feo-on-say Officer to sand his pay to mo? Ke is
a sharpshooter,and he will try and hole out on you*
A Day in the Quartermaster Office;
{By the Guy who has to answer the Phone)*
111 need some wood,
I need some coal,
I11) like to have a clothes line pole.
One faucet leaks,
Three lamps turned black*
Make me some keys
To lock my shack* -
Some fuses blew,
One window cracked.
CcQ I draw the chairs
My quarters lacked?
Take off seme screens,
Put on a door;
I need some varnish
To fix my floor*
Give me some paint,
Make mo a box;
I need some nails.
And a oouxjle of locks.
Enlarge my porch.
Repaint the halts,
Build a gate on the stairs
Before baby falls.
Furnish some lumber,
Give me some stain;
Remove a razor
From the bathtub drain.
Furnish some pipe,
Install a heater; -
Send the electrician
To inspect my meter.
There is plenty more
But it grows quite siale,
So I guess l*11 end
This little tale.
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A liberal reward of one snow shoveltpo!isbsd handle, is
offered to any one who can quot3 the last day tl\e Sun shone.
Contest open to all readers of the “News'* *