As a foreword,we want to call attention to the fact that Lt.
Gruhn,our efficient Adjutant,really DID register three v3) straight
’’possibles'* in the Preliminary Record Firing, on the RanS®
He banged them put,without the quiver of an eyelash,at 200,300 , and
500 yards. That’s clipping ’em of f; we'd say,if we were asked. Just
how the Lieutenant will shoot those same ranges in the Record Firing
we're not prophesying,but we are publishing his above accomplishment
so that his friends back in the States will have to believe he did
what we claim for him* If it's in the ’’Chilkat Post”,it's so.
AND NOW COMES ^H£ "OBSERVER” HIMSELF5
With "Notes from a Hospital Bed".
Patients in the Post Fix-em-up Place;
Corp.Colburn, Co."E".
Pvt *Maxwell, Coa”E".
Pvt.Devlin, Co.Hq.
Pvt.Brill, Co."F"•
And what they’re d oingi
Corporal Colburn is writing a new book,to be mtitled
"The River of Gold". If the Corp.'s imagination continues as bril
liant to the completion of the work as it is in the beginning,it
will be a REAL book,-an American olassic.
Pvt .Devlin is still laboring hard to catch up on his
sleep.The poor lad was so overworked when he came under the hos
pitable care of Capts.Henry and Reeves,that he’s having an awful
struggle to get himself wide awake again.
And Brill was stepping out too fast altogether for Fort
Seward,-so to quiet him down a bit,they put him at the mercy of
Sgt.Moritz and his M.D.gang.
But; as regards Maxwell
NOTICE;
Stop, Look, and then Listen,-hard*
"iflhy pay eight bucks per quart for the stuff that cheers,when Max
will sell you his new formula,which he guarantees will not come
under the Volstead Act, or the Bone Dry Law. He further states that
it will not cause certain men to display black eyes,nor others to
walk about the streets looking for their heads. Others will be
able to navigate under the pressure of the highest winds,if only
they take Max's stuff*
This wonderful discovery does away with such undertakings
as attempting to swim to Honolulu without rations. It also enables
you to. estimate better how far you can jump,-and does many other
remarkable things too numerous to mention*
This discovery of the ages is at your disposal for the small
sum of two bits,-or $.25 Gold*
For further info.-apply Pvt.Maxwell,Bed No*6,
The Fort Seward Post Hospital*