HEADQUARTERS CO. HINTS:
LET’S START the ball ardling. What do you say! Headquar
ters Company is just waiting far some one tp cut the string oar the
athletic problem. The sooner we get started,the better chjuce we
have of handing Juneau and Douglas that long-looked-for beating.
Say,Chaplain,let*s hear the word.
(Ed.Note ..... Look at the Sporting Page)
IHE RETURN of Pvt ♦ Pag e, Sfro e Manufacturer,has caused much
happiness thruout the Post. Altho’ Pvt.Page hasn’t sprouted any
wings,as far as anyone knov/3,-yet he still holds his geeat mission
above all-”the converti ng of soles,and the gathering of the sheckles”.
HEADQUARTERS CO. wishes to bring to the attention of all
soldiers using their hallway thi.s little verse:
” Roses e$re red,-violets are blue;
Please close the door,
After you pass thru ”.
FOR THE BENEFIT of all those who have been touched by the
vast loneliness of this great country,and are seriously spe ulating
in the matrimonial market,we should like to suggest that they corres
pond immediately with Pvt.Zeigner,who is an authority on the above
mentioned subject. Ail communications strictly confidential.
FEASHES FROM ”F” COMPANY:
THE RANGE WORK of the company is going along very smoothly,
showing improvement every day. The men are all trying hard, and not one
of them has a doubt in his mind but that he will qualify as an E.R.
PVTS. GREENWOOD AND BAGLEY have both made Possibles at 500
yds.-slow fire. We are looking for lots of this kind of work. Keep it
up, f ellows’.'. I
HEARD IN THE DAY-ROOM:
Sgt-Schumacher: "You tell Sgt»Knorr he reminds me of
a mosquito."
His Audience: "How’s that?”
Sgt-S"His brain is but a speck"
WHO IS THE INSTRUCTOR who lays in prolong ation on the Firing
Line,and says,in a pleading tone,"Now,squeeze the trigger,Old Thing"?
CPL.ROGERS was stepping high,wide,and handsome with a still
wider smile on the few days Old Sol was visiting us. The Corp. sure
does hate these Oregon mists we have here.
SGT-BEHRENS wins the sandpaper bathtowel this week.Imagine a
man going out to shoot a poor little rabbit with a 38 cal.rif le .The Sgt.
alsc tells some wicked shooting tales.
THE NEW FLOOR in the Day-Room is now laid,thanks to the industry
of Cpl.Russell,Sgt.Schumacher,and Pvt.Smithe.
SGT.KNORR is back for duty again. Tickling the keys on an
Underwood doesn’t seem to agree with him.