Medical Department News Letter Continued
The only exceptions to this rule are a fow of our rorl k'ood old
friends who have viulated the 18th Amendment and violated nature b$
absorbing a lot of poison, .well %o make'a long story short we aro expert
Toxicologists, if. you don't believe it ask Ford, If you poison jourself
just come up to the hospital, We take deli-pht in such cases, the only
thing about it we donvt like is that it makes quite a lot of muss, but
.then , the fun we get out of. it compensates for that, Has anyone seen
the 18th Amendment? If you should happen to see it, please let us know
it has been lost for two years or so, and we would like to put shackles
on it and tie i.t to a xoost ^over in Haines* Oh. well, wo should worry
we got more sense ourselves* Hhen The ••Petd11 comes back from Juneau
we expect fto have a boat load of recruits and perhaps a few old timers
we need 'em* Well, as we said before news is scarce, so we must close
and v/e will no doubt meet you in the Show tonight, v/e understand that
there is a'new serial starting and we hibpe it is not like the'last one
that, was awful,and .if this new one is no better we vote to throw it out
The weather her© is fine and v/e are all well and hojJ>e you are the same,
as ever we are, THE PILL ROLLERS?
' ; QUiJlIERMaSTER HOMS
I can*t understand why the Chaplain didn’t declare this (GROUND HOG)
day a Holiday* Chaplain Please explain why you negleoted this ‘
Our well known Provost S ;t. Pajjke (SHEC]KL3S)f is having a Helluva
tine howling wood from the unknown Mountains of Oho os* Now Papke don’t
get huffy* "Whots the Truble pepke": Just sx>are-a-minutet lets you
and I not fight.
The Post Electrioal Instructor f,Jip> Boberts” is very anciuus to draw
the following; one Cravats 0* D» , one Drawers Jean 0* D. 9 one Striped
pair of Susx^enders 0, D. 17e are very sorry that we can’t fulfill his
Requisition for this will undoubtly delay the wiring of the Postt
The Musical Kid '‘Bancroft” has inherited a new x>osition just recently
he is now driving the school Wagon.
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- ”Our” Captain Charles A. Hoss was up to Skagway this week on Business.
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"j$*0*'I*I** G'E*
The i*ll-Stars won their first game of the season this week by defeating
"That Past and Furious Team” of Co. 2*s, (The game was Forfeited by
Co* ”£”J. . .
The All-Star Glub Hoorn ^Quarters #-57 Non-Convline” is getting to be
an up: to]date Club* They have purchased one of the; l-atest "Jazz Hounds**
(A Victarola) and believe'me it sure is making a* grand and glorious
Hit, ot at least WARD and. JONES thinks 36, "Nov; realy you would be
surprised to see* the {,KID BANCROFT*' dance' the' ALL-Star Blues, Come Ovey
'•You are Always welcome1' that is if you are' In l;ll~$tar*
KEW SEASON EEC CEB ILJ3& OK LOCAL ALLEYS*
The single-game record bowling »n«rk for this season which has been
held since latiNove,ber by* Pvt* Olszewski of Co, "E" with a mark of <55
v;as shattered the past week by Mr. Schroeder of. Haines, who toppled ?C-P
pins in a single frame* Neither of -these #####£# scores was made in com
petition but in practice and4 ?o Pvt. Parrish's rr^rk of 214 .still ctands
as the bowling League record. Mr. Schroeder*s score is a big target
for some of our post hurlers top shoot at and looks liable to stand for
a long period. However we understand that somebody in the 16th Inf.
once rolled 238 in a single game#