K QQTIES
WHERE HE CAIJE FROH:
Corporal Porter: "«/here does rSmock* Kishter Gome from!"
Sergeant Lepple: "New York, I think*"
"Mack’1: "No, He comes from westward Alaska. Didn*t
you fellows ever hear of the Valley of
10„000 Smocks?"
Corporal loney Luben says he1 s ^dag to transfer to the "Houser"
Company, when he hits the "States." iiust be "giggering" on 3one "catty"
time, eh, Toney?"
1HEM "SHOTS":
Sgt. barney: "That last shot of paratyphoid raised a big kernel
under ray arm, * so it did !,f
Pedro: "3ig colonel! Say fellow, you ain't got nothing at-all« It
raised a full general with his entire staff under
mine."
FISHERMAN'S NOTE: Always keep your leaders well' soaked and they will
never break. This is good advice/ for fishermen, but' from’ a military
point of view, we have noted that leaders which were kept well soaked
were soon busted.
E Company’s two new recruits, "Pedro" and "Peculiar",Airedales Eatraordinary
will be given their "rookie" training under an old timer yclept "Wolff."
WITH APOLOGIES TO.HIPPOLOGISTS:
On a mule we find
Two legs behind
And two we find before.,
V/e stand behind
Before we find
What the two bevind be for.
—— (Exchange)
NEVER GATE HER A GLANCE:
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Husband: Did you notice that girl in the pretty fur coat
waiting in the lobby 2 •
Wife: What, that fus'sy old thing with the false curls, rouged
face, imitation mink furs and soiled gloves? No,
I didn't notice her*
---Exchange*
Irate Master (to negro servant)—Rastus, I thought I told you to get a dom
estic turkey# this one has shot in it#
Rastus—I done got a domestic turkey, sah.
Master:—Well, how did the shot get in it?
Rastus- —* Specks they was meant foh me, sail#
-Jack-o-Lantern