*OfTIES
vVp hope that the Post burgeon will have the good judgement
to prevent this issue of the "Koctip*1 froia falling into the hands
of our old reliable editor. Por after all the original (/?) stuff
that ^ac has put out in this column, we realize that after reading
this issue nothing short of the most direful punishment (or a re
lapse on his part) would befall us.
Smokeup: *^ii yo1 ebah walk five miles! to git some chickens
an1 fin* de hencoop full o* a bear trap, spring gun anT iawg?
vVhiffem; Ho, big boy, but ah talked back to a fust sargint
oncet. Exchange.
A TOW THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE
Einley not say anything when we use three heaping teaspoons of sugar
in our coffee and leave half of it in the bottom of the cup.
The modern mother spending a little time letting down the hems in the
dresses of her growing daughters.
The fellow who would start an ice business at the north pole and a
coal business at the equator.
Cars ahead that will get out of the way.
Ditches equipped with shod: absorbers.
Someone try to measure the speed of a womans tounge.
MINNEAPOLIS have a red snowstorm and St. Paul txrnn green with envy.
Grooms when he has all the Haines flappers to himself.
SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT.
Even "Baldy” notices that the silk things worn these days don’t need
to rustle to attract attention.
Some girls look as if their complexions would outweigh their clothes.
It’s foolish for a TJ. S. laas . /
To wed a foreig*n count;
It’s better, far, for her to wed
A Yankee First Sergeant,
How that I have told thern, IJiller, I guess you had better stay
close to home. It's a good thing we are quarentined.
Please add to things
(Groans P rivat e Hawke s)
You can’t laugh off
Snow on the walks.
That may be bad,
But what is worse,
You cantX laugh off
empty purse.
Staying qualities r.ay appeal to your Captain, but no soldier
calling on his sweetie makes a hit with her dad by showing them.
If boot-leg liquor wont stop men from (drinking there doesn’t
seem to be much use trying any other cure.
• Lincoln said, “You can’t fool all the people all the time”.
We’ll be satisfied if we’ve fooled one or two:
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