"THE OBSERVER"
A contain Sergeant in "F" Company,awakened about Midnight
of the seventeenth^ the roar of the cannon, thought that it
was the thunderous voice of a certain Captain*
Raising up in bed,and glancing out over the Parade Ground,
to see it all lighted up by the fire in Haines,he yelled at
the top of his lungs power,•"For God’s sake,GET UP,men***
Captain So-and So is having a Flashlight Insection on the
Parage Ground”•
THE NEW TABLES:
"Ten mills, -one cent.
Ten cents, -one dime*
Ten dimes,-one dollar*
Ten dollars,-one QUART*"
OOOHU
We'd like to tell the story about the crude oil,-but it
isn't refined#
AND THEY CALL THIS POETRY:
" A pair in a hammock
Attempted to kiss.
When all of a sudden
They landed like
FROM THE "WHIZ^BANG!
Geetee from ”E” says,-"Women’e minds are cleaner than
mens’,because they change them more often"*
"SIC ’EM,"E"’.U"
"E" Company Efficiency*
Preparing your bunk and equipment for inspection the day
previous,and then sleeping on the floor that night*
AND 2HIS:
"The Loves of a Recruit”
” I love the Bale's call,
The Top Kick’s voice,
Fatigue,and drill,and allt
I have no choice*
3he officers that bawl me out
My salute8 get*
I love this army life,
Et cet,-et cat#
I love K.P.-I do
In the Mess Hall*
I love the coal sacks, too -
I have to haul*
Inspections ’specially.
1 love so well*
I love this army life,
1 DO, -like L.
G *T#Masury*