"kooties”
(The Little Things That Stick)
THE PROVISIONAL GUARD COMPANY,
7th Inf an try, Juneau Presidential Reception, 1923,
having completed the functions for whieh it was organized,relapses again
into the innocuous desuetude of Barracks Life* Next tine,however,-we Tec-4
ommend hip boots, slicHers, arid sou'wester for the uniform*
A NEW INVENTION:
Corporal Russell of ”F” Co.rises to state-"that in
the future,when he parades in the rain with all his uedals on,he’s going
to have a strip of isinglass sewed into the front of his raincoat,-so
that his medals will show through#”
THE PRESIDENT SHOOK HANDS WITH US ALL.
3ut to "Slin” Daniels goes the prize
for being the most efficient handshaker. Upon leaving the President,
”Slim,r was seen vigorously rubbing one hand with the other# On being
questioned, "Why!!”,he stated that he was”rubbing the President' s hand
shake in” ’"cause he didn't want to lose it”. "Slin”,-you win#
"Little drops of water
Cascading fron the sky,
Dampened all our shoe-shines
On the 4th of this July"
THE "DEVIL DOGS" HEW NAME :
A Juneau lady,upon seeing the ilarines pass in the
Presidential Parade, stated to her companion, -"Yes, then* s the ilarines* They
called ’em "The Hot Dogs" over in France during the ’rar.”
"Sic transit gloria nundi". And then boys won the
war,tool12
EX-DOUGHBOY "EDDIE" COLBURN*
epistolating fron Gypsum,Alaska,states the he,wife,
and boy Jack are enjoying life* They all join in sending regards to every
one at Chilkoot Barracks*
WHO WERE THE QSSIFERS!??
WHO paid over six bits to enter a certain ball-room in
Juneau, not because they wanted to dawnce,but to see the femne whom a
friend of theirs,also from 0.3*,was dragging. And then the friend and his
friend failed to show up at the party. Hanes,please??
FOR SALE-'IHE PATENT OH
a brand ;ie\y style of stop-watch. It whistles the hours*
A pack of skags with every sale* Apply Cr.pte.li*-0*L«
IT MUST BE BUT
the signal mar* on the U.3.H.B."Fornunce" got his flags mixed
when he signaled "T.D-L*" bo the "Henderson", the president’s ship, on
Wednesday afternoon* "T.D.L*" is code for "\7e wish you a happy voyage"*
But we have it on good authority that the fingt? read "G.T*L." No wonder
we failed to get a reckJUt
AND TODAY IS
Friday,tlie 13thit Got your rabbit’s foot with you??
(G*T.II*)