K 0 0 T I E S,
ONE ON US:
Corporal 01um: "I saw that joke some time
"Kooties" about Sergeant Miller marrying a girl by
Annie, but believe me, he had never better marry a
name o.f Ellen".'
Stevens: "How come?"
Cpl, Odum: "He’d be ringing his own "Nell
ago in the
the name of
girl by the
RESOLUTIONS:
The old year will soon pass,
Enter the New;
And the road to Hell
Will he paved anew.1
WELL DRESSED: . • '.,
Stamper: "This turkey is a fashionable bird .
Lubitz : "Yes, it appears well dressed".
WHO WINS:
Sergeant Loft in says
buying a purse with your last
Co rpo ral Wi seman : "T
you are "hootched up".
Sammy Cobbler: "It’s
las$r year to the same person
: "The height of foolishness is
dollar".
rying to walk on snow-shoes when
sending the present you received
this year".
PAGE SUPPLY SERGEANT YOUNG: . , on
Green: "Are you going to hang up a sock for Christmas?"
Bennett: "I was thinkinh about it, why?"
Green: "Hang up a pair of Arctic socks, then .
Bennett:
Green: "I
What’s the idea?"
am short a pair".
THE 12 MILE^LIMIT: ^ CQst> but the »spirit». that counts", to
which we add that the man who quoted that must have resided ou
side the 12 mile limit,
MOOCHING. ,,shortyi» Dobos: "That fellow gives me a pain".
Hirschel Hicks: "What’s the matter with him?
"Shorty Dobos: "He goes to. bed with the Lemmies
and wakes up with the "Gimmies .
A BONANZA^ Timer; „Would yoU kindly tell rne what a 'bonanza' is?
New Comer: "A bonanza, Old Timer, is a hole in the
ground owned by a champion liar ,
stirring ggc. R :”d*°
■Sr'S.O oo?f,“ And feut. 1. . *-«*
cook and should know,*
I’ll give you either
JUDGE DUFFY:' . . ^
Summary Court: "Take your choice.
uss?**.
next trip to Juneau . lprrv XmoS
GREETINGS: The "Kootie" Kolumn wishes one and all a k y -
and A Happy and Prosperous New Year..