K 0 0 T I E S
SEARS, ROEBUCK & COMPANY:
Mail orier houses are generally supposed to be of modern or
igin, 'Ihe 3ibler however, states as follows:
2 Kings 17: "all the prophets and all the seers."
Deut. 12: "the clean may eat thereof as of the roebuck."
1 San. 30: "David said: 1 Can* st thou lead me io’vn to this .
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• • ' SHINING*
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i&ine eyes/have seen the pas 3±ng of my old 0*->. shirt,
Ihey have issued me a new one which surely is a beaut;
Ihe buttons are all gilded and my U.S. is to boot,
Which I must be shining on.
The old blouse I used to wear before I went to war
They have lengthened it six inches both behind and before;
Ihe chest is three inch bigger and the buttons make me
(sore
Which I must be shining on.
’i^iey have given me a leather belt which is a swell affair,
Strapped about ray middle it makes the people stare;
But Mfaen X cone to polish it, it causes.me to swear,
'i/hich I must be shining on*
Hy shoes are highly polished and my cap bill Sat likewise tc
!Dae things I got to polish are many and beaucoup ,
It keeps me always busy, for I have so much to do
1Which I must be shining pn.
I*n glad that I newer lived when knighthood was in flower,
'Then they wore brass amor and King Richard was in power;
Ihe thoughts of all those articles.is enough to make me
(cowerr
v/hich £ would be shining on.. * '
PLAIN hAfjCrUj&E:
1st Corporal: ,rfou -talk iike*fool.".
2nd Corporal: "I have to in order to make you understand me.
----_-George, I. ^4asury. ; .
IHE I.WPAHiRY SCHOOL HE’TS, in quoting a verse on the passing of
short skirts which was minted in the publication of the great World
War veteran’s association, properly accredits to ,rIhe Rnerican Leg.
Weekly.”
Right now about the Worst ting you can say about anyone on this
?ost is: "He cuts no ico.'f