KOOTIE KOLUMN.
(The little things that stick)
DON’T DRINK THIS:
Bill was on a rasberry-vinegar spree again last night anc
ran into a barber pole in a nearby burg. He was asked the next
morning by. one of his friends i f he was alright and said: "Yes,
thanksh, but I never saw a woman with striped stockings kick so
hard in all my life".
THREE ACES DON’T ALWAYS WIN:
Kennedy: "Green, you asked me to call you at first call".
Green : "Three aces here. What you got".
THE ONLY WAY TO GET IN THE HOSPITAL:
Sammy C. : "Oh, how will I .ever get to the hospital?".
Stevens : "Fall down and break a leg is the quickest way".
THE NESS SERGEANT HOLDS TJP THE BREAD PLATE:
A certain Less Sergeant who was dining in a Skagway cafe
last week with some friends obserbing the bread had run out on his
table proceeded to hold the bread plate up and yell: "Cooks police,
get on the job. What do you think you are in the Army for?"
HE SLEPT ON HIS WATCH:
The hobo who slept on the rods of the Twentieth Century
Limited has nothing on the soldier that made the hike last week
and slept on his watch”.
THE WAY TO CPEH A HAH PACK WI.YDOW:
Sandy: "Hid you open the windows wide?"
Dobos: ’’You bet I did.’ I pulled the top half all the way
down and pushed the bottom half all the way up",
COULWT HEAR IT RATTLE;
(Christy: "Why don4t you answer me when T call you4*.
Hickenbottem: "I did shake my head at you".
Christy: "Well, I couldn't hear it rattle clear over here".
HE’S HO LI OH TALER:
Spangler: "Say, Odum, do you know Short is a lion tamer?2
Odum : "Ho, is he?"
Spangler: "Sure, he tola me he made lions eat out of his
hand when he was with the circus".
Odum ; "He ain’t no lion tamer, he's a lyin’ fool".
HE HEAT DEMPSEY UP:
Elbert: "I once stopped in the same hotel with Jack Demp
sey and had an occasion to beat him up“,
» Lubitz: "Why don’t you go into the ring?"
Elbert: "I didn't lick Dempsey, I only beat him up. I arose
at 5:30 a.m, , and he didn't get up until nine".
GLORIA SWANSOU LOOKS GREAT III CLOTHES:
Post Movie Fan: "Didn't Gloria Swahson look great in clothes?
Haines Movie Fan: "You should have seen her in the"Sheiks
Tenk" to see her at her best"
THE DEFICITIOU OF LORE:
Life is just one fool thing after another and love is just
two fool things after each other.
THE BREAKERS OF BANKROLLS:
Down by the beaches, bankers and brokers find beautiful,
blonde breakers to bust their big bank rolls.
.........Cont ribut ed by Selah.