K C 0 T I E S,
AS YOU WERE;
The old soldiers do not drill the drills they used to
drill, because the drills they used to drill are not being
drilled.
PAGE 51REHJUT CUTLER;
’’Williew says he calls his girl ”Sweetie”, Mrror,because
she is such a good looking lass.
THE FAIRSEX EXPERT:
If you want to be an expert,
Be careful not to tease,
Slip your arm around quite slowly
Then hold ’em and squeeze’
AIN’T IT THE THUTH:
The difference between a soldier’s pay
And a mallard duck, alack, alack,
Is that the former always goes quick
While the latter always goes quack.’
FURLOUGH FURLONG:
”Hey, Sam, what you in the guard House for?”
Sam; ”1 went on a furlong”.
’’Went on a furlong?” ’’You mean on a furlough”. »
Sam: ”No sirv It was sure enough a fur-long. I went
too fur and I stayed too long”.
TIKE TO MOVE;
Officer of the Day: "If anything moves, shoot”.
The green sentry : "Yes, sir. If anything shoots
I mo ve " .
NO HARDSHIP: .
Corporal 0--; "I don’t see how you can be such a dumbbell.
Private G--: "It ain’t so hard".
HOW’S YOURS?
Noses are red, cheeks are blue,
And so are both, after drinking home brew.
HARD UP;
Willie;"Bill, you lend me five dollars?"
Bill ;"I could, but I won’t".
HOW ABOUT IT, EDITOR?:
1st. Kootie: "What’s this "W.K." mean
2nd. Kootie: "Wonderful Kid, I guess"
in last weeks Post?"
SAliMY IN SOCIETY; „ ,
CorporaJfc Sammy Cobbler: "I went to a swell banquet once ,
Private 1st.Class Genender; "Did you have any pates?"
Corporal Sammy Cobbler: "Paddy? No, he wanen’t there".
SOIT JOBS: 3 . _ .
Less Sergeant Finley: "Some soldiers are born great,
while others have greatness thrust upon them".
First Sergeant killer: "Yeh, and some soldiers are made
non-coms, while others get soft jobs, like Baldy and he.
Bill; "What's the matter with trs, Whozi-.
M l #Her old man got lit up on "bfew" and heat her up".
Bill: "Home-brew-tal-i-ty, eh?"