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m NISH TO INFORM our nuner ms readers that there will be an entertain
ment siven in the near future by S ~t« Aniruszkiewicz and his
trained CAT* Sai4 Cat has been educated py Andy ,and at times^
appears to have aim st human intelligence* This abnormal feline
is an extra-ordinary one, in that it subsists n canned sal ion,
sardines,nilk and kerosene,nt to mention sawdust*
CRO;/N POINT,INDIANA, is known as the American "Gretna Greenland it is
asserted that more people are married there yearly than in any
other town in the United States* Just think,fellers,-uTinY" max'
well is bound for there next month*
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EXTRACTS FHO'! LE'AIEAS TO iHE’^/ETEilAi'JS' JJhEAU” :
” I have a f ur nonthe baby, and he is *y only support*
"I v/as discharged for a goiter,which I was sent hor.e cn«”
” You ask for allotment number* I have four boys and two girls'1*
M Loth sides of uy parents cure old and poor'**
”1 have already written to Ilr.Hoadquarters, and received n® reply
And if I don’t yet one I’n go ins, to write to Uncle Son hin
self*”
” Plense let ne know if John has .put in an application for a
wife and child*1’
You have taken away :ly nan to fight,,and he was the best I
ever had* IJow you’ll have to keep ne, or who in the Hell
will if yni‘ don’t*”
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NO YONDER \U
” I hold those dainty hands of hers,
And smooth her golden tresses;
I keep her well supplied with furs,
v/ith costly coats and dresses*
Her silken hosiery,her shoes,
She wears at uy suf^estion;
Her Paris hats I always choose;
Jy taste she does not question*
She does not flirt,she dies not cuss,
•With uen she is not free;
I'll sun up all her virtues thus
A perfect model, she*
Yet, I could never tenpted be
To kiss her,and caress her;
This naid is nade of wood,you see,
And I’n a window dresserl,T
, ' (Jane Thoms)*