THH LISTENIN'} POST.
FOUND—This first jig- »t i lott -r f-u.il «:» ths pari Is grcuivi—
cw;i»T nay huv* sons by calling for it.
Chilk^ot Bk.i., Alaska*
D*nr Pa:
As 1 hw* alittl- ti)v» to mysolf tonight I think I '/ill
writ* and tf'll y u about this plnco. IVr* wind is h<wling arcund
th? cafcirij^and th* growling of thi > lnr b*' *.rs vnd hungry arctic
wolves b*hin* th* nearby ic*b *rgs r.nk* it hari t<. \vrit<',b ••sid*s
ny fur cloth s h .rdly k%,sp warn ?v *n if th * sti v** is rM h.-t*
Ihs Northern Lights ar~ shining so bright X L.r.'t swd acanidSs
to writ*.I wish y«.u w*r* h^r • I t'vt y u w»ul l. b ' fr< 2* stiif in
twp unut*3,but us oli-tincrs g t ?xpcri-nc'* nni by o<fct£ng big
pisc*s of sourdough a vd snlnon belly k^ap in g< 0 d ehnp*?,
KERNEL MOYER, shining Jlight of tho Eat and •R-'st Brigade, is th* proud
originator of a :i*w ii^a i.i si .pi ifi'd sp lling* Ho has bsen
fixpori anting f.>r sms tine cn this system, and finally tried
it • ut on Sgt.Klitza. IClitia indorses it V'try highly, and we
understand that tho ddit« rs ah A publish rs of THE CHILKOOl P 05T
arc :n-leavering to secure pornis -iiatt us* it in that pub
lication*
ME" COMPANY has a fins gang in th- Vspitul n< w« 'Tilkerson is ceding
along all right,but ho says ho has lockjaw in his finger*
Matthews isn’t bothered with leek jaw, wh it Vthers him is the
.14 D U -5 A on his blanket* 14asury,p ot laureate \n luxe table
dfchote,is working n:i whit he oinsider3 his i usterpioc 3* V/c
get a look at sn.io vt it, «and pas j it along f< r your o lif
ication:
• The snnw anew
The wind blue
G'ss 'IJhiz,
How it friz*
POOR TINY* He has several* lays tr U; that ho had forgotten
about*
We understo.nl that the gonial prrpietor of the Chilkoot Bks*
Post Exchange, Sgt*A-cz-\vxz, is 3ori ulay c. nsi lering the ren
ewing of a contract with a certain uncle, this c lit met tc
run for three years, un ler which the said Sgt.will devote nest
of his tins t*> runni:ng p irt «.-f the above a< nti* ned uncle’s
vast military 0p3rr.tir.n3*
COMPANY ”F” NOTES-'.- .Mystery1. Ijfc'atery# Sen© one who was hungry for
• Grapefruit, pi *ce i snr.e of this particular kind of f ruit in the
kitchen, frr fluturo use /ini none obliging-gs itl saan just decided
he would surprise this expectant person by o .ting the fruit
hir.3elf. ’’Hew,where and in what direction thf.n fruit r.alo its
disappearance no one, even ’’Hawk ah aw” the .n* toD'-tactive seer.e
to understand,-hut thero is no assurance \f ii.nunity for tho
guilty party#
CORPORAL Me CALL, is lonely again# Ho was seen sitting; in glur. silence
the rther day, reading a hook ’’entitle!” (La/a and By-Laws of
the Mongrel F.iaily. VJion qu s stioned about this strange attitu de
he replied; By gar, I’ii just posting nyself on 'the Rules an!
Regulative, governing logs an! alio positively flays#" "That
any !og caught on tho street,without proper ornrj'onta is sub
ject t c inf inenent, and believe r.o tho next no is g )ing to
jail, redardloss of his Rank.”