EBULLIENCE OF "E"
PVT.BREWICK of "E" hereby challenges any person in Alaska
to a "walking" contest. All you fast birds better think twice
before accepting his ch&llerge. Just think how many pairs of
shoes he has worn out in the past yeer .
"ANDY ' SAiS * There are no more fish to be caught in the old
fishing grounds. Just wha'C does he mean by "fish" ?
CORPORAL COLBURN \ Will you please tell us what attractions
there are in Ckagway for a man who is old enough to be beyond
the fooiish stage ?
THERE SEEMS to be quite a bit of "Scotch" in the members of this
company at times.
EVERY TIME Swick hears a boat whistle he begins packing his
foot -locker.
SPEAKING OF WELL TRAINED DOGS, what about "Sam" ? ( The Top
Kikker has an over-supply oi OD shirts,(all sizes), and
several extra paifcs of shoes.)
A MYSTERY How does,Rumetch get one foot by the other when
he is tripping the "light fantastic" ?
CAN SOME KIND PERSON inform us who wrote ’’Listen to the Mock
ing Birds" and that other old time ballad entitled "My Wild
Days are Over" ?
CORPORAL LEPPLE IS TRYING tc invent a gun to be used by a cer
tain corpl. of Hqrs.Go. Thu rifle in use at present will not
fit this certain corpl.'s neck.
IF PVT. BAKER EVER contemplates commiting matrimony we advise
him to break himself of talking in his sleep.
WHEN A MAN is so congenial that you hardly know he’s present
and yet his absence leaves a big hole in your life - he:s
a friend.
- By the latest addition to the Editorial Staff.
IN THE ’18 ARMY:
Captain: "Sawjent, you will have forty more recruits for dinner."
Sergeant:"Cook, you will have forty more recruits for dinner".
Cook :"K .P s, put eight more buckets of water in the slum",
At chow call in a* large camp every soldier in sight broke into
a run for the kitchen, mess-kit in hand. One boy, speeding
along regardless, stumbled over a tent rope and fell. Picking
himself up, he started slowly and sorrowfully for his tent.
Visitor: "My poor boy, did you hurt yourself ?"
Soldier: "No, ma’am."
Visitor: "Why don’t you go to dinner,then ?"
Soldier: "Ma’am, it's too late now."