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"I see in the paper that you took a course in stammering"
’’Ho, I had it before 1 took the course.".
FIRST SERGEANT nBENNY” HELLER of "E" says the iirny sure made a
of him as he is now able to carry a cotton bale on each
one on his head.
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shoulder and
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MUST BE IIORSF TRADERS:
Slim: "Say,
Jim: "No,
Jin, are your folks well-to-do?"
they are mighty hard to do.
WASTING ’ITER: , ,u
’ Sourdough Joe had arrived in town after a lenguhy stay insido.
• He proceeded to celebrate, 'ms arrested, taken to the hoosego* and told to
strio and take a bath.
"What lGet into that water?" he shouted.
"Yos, ueke a bath. You need it. How long since you had a bath,
anyway,?" asked the jailer. |f _
"He? Huh l I was never arrested before, said Joe.
MOST OF US WOULD:
Captain Hart in: "Wil3on,
at night; and you heard a noise, not
if you were patrolling ’no-nan1 s land*
a man-made noise, but a noise of God,
what -.vouid you do?"
"Rewpio": "I*d leave that
vicinity as fast as possible.
SIGNAL SCHOOL SPECIMEN;
ICURHT wigwagged the ODV.
UESaL in NRG replied the ICN can.
Are you jaunting to Juneau Sunday? Take in the Alaska museum
if you are; it*s worth it.
.George T. Masury.
HAXM3S TEAM HAS SUCCESSFUL SEASON: . .
A Haines basketball teau of uftuch Ed. E, Donnelly 13 captain, has
had a nost successful season according to a batch of scores received yester
day by: this paper* llarch 5 they defeated the --.n.J. 14 to 6. i-^arcn 7 they
played the Douglas Fire Department Bam 4 to 16, Haines favor, iiarch 10 they
won 37 >10‘and the following day won from the Douglas 2nd .earn 17-11.
The l£th they wen from Hie Juneau A.H.B. 25-9 ana on lAar.Cii 29 lost their
only..zemuXLJthe southern trip to Douglas High School, *10-13. ahe usual
lineup, of this team, which represents the H.A.N.B. , as ad. J.
Cantain and forward; Joe Johnson, forward; Willie Willard, center; Arthur
Johnson, Guard; and heo ‘Dennis, Guard.Henry Brown and Willie dlliams sub
stituted i:i a number of the games. , ,
Several of these players have met the Post Ban m one pas u and we
can vouch that they are one of the hardest teams to score on in all Alaska.
f.J. LJULVIHILL ELECTED'SKASWAY'S MAYOR:
W.J.Mulvihill, who has been instrumental in arranging several baskeo
ball games ftor the post team, has been elected mayor of Skagway. We congrat
ulate the town and the new mayor.