K_.Q _Q_ T IB J3
"DEACON11 CHAijCK:_ .
Cpl* Qra.it: ”1 see there is a bunch of government surveyors
in town# " ’
Cpl. Rodgerson: "V/hat are they going to do!
Cp] . Grant: "They're going to survey Kluk'van and what home
steads or other government work "there is#"
®vt# Ogden: “Huh l That would be a good’chance for Dunbar
to get his shoes surveyed*H
THE BACKSTOP on the target range has been covered with empty COAL SACKS;
here* 3 your change to GET EVEN.
PEDRO. THE HUNTER:_ .
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Pedro:
"Charlie":
Pedro:
"How can you tell the difference in animals
at night?"
"By the sound of their cry or call*"
"What kind of a cry does a whale make?"
"Haven't' you ever heard of a *vhA3i.& blubber?
^se your head, boy, use ^our head •
WE KNOkY SUlfJER is coming, in spite of all the cold weather, because our
tooth brush 1 ' has started to shed*
SOilE COUNTRY:
Pedro: " Hello, 'Wild Bill’, how's Iowa today?"
"Hac": "'Wild Bill*? Say, Pedro, down in ny country they'd
call him 'Sweet William* *"
Pedro: " You must cone- fir on a tough country*"
"iiac": "Tough country *• Say, down where I come from they
got to pull weeds with a claw banner and wean
the babies oh chewing tobacco*"
TRil HO Si POPULAR QUESTION in Company "E" seem3 to be: "Are we going to
Skagway Saturday?" Ask Turner; he knows*
"What tine is the Queen going to get in?"
"A few minutes after she blows her whistle*" •
4
SCIENCE IS GRAND:
"Great Discovery in Atoms Gives U.S. Giant Mir Weapon",
shrieks a headline* A suggested recruiting slogan: "Up and atom!" (Liie)
ON IHE AIR:
"How did you like the Easter sermon;" asked the Chechako*
"I didn’t get it," replied the Oourdough*
"Too much theology!" • ■ -
"No/1 replied the Sourdough, whom "Eddy" had interested in
radio* "Too much interference*"
E <fc R DANCE
POST RECREATION HALL SATURDAY EVENING
1JAY the 3rd*