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1st. Flapper: "That recruit is the most changeable man I know.
First he is like a cave man and the next minute he’s too ladylike”.
2nd. Flapper: "He explained that to me. He says he gets it from
his ancestors. It seems half of them were men and the other half
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r 'tain: "My boy, if you didn’t drink you’d be a Corporal by now”. ^
Soldier: "But, Captain, when I drink I feel like a Colonel”.
Wifey: "What do you suppose people would think if I went down on
the beach wearing a form fitting bathing suit?"
Hubby: "They’d think 1^ was crazy for marrying you".
Grandma: (Reading paper).It says here that young women are aban
doning all restrictions. How, don’t let me catch you going out
without yours, Ethel".
"Ma, look.’ The circus has come to town. There’s one of the clowns."
"Hush, Sonny Soy, that isn’t a clown. That’s a soldier-boy wearing
the new roll-collar uniform".
Customer: (To Barber Booth) "A nice shave please, and don’t mind
if I move a bit, as I’ve just had a couple of drinks".
Barber Booth: (Cheerily) That'll be alright sir, I ’ ve-had-three
or-four-myself".
Mess Sergeant Green: "I called on three kings while I was in Europe"
Plat. Se rgeant Behrens: "Must have been very exciting".
Mess Sergeant Green: "Worse than that. The other fellow had three
aces and raked in the pot".
Stamper
Sweetie
St amper
Sweetie
St ampe r
(To his sweetie)
(Unconcerned)
(Excitedly)
(Con vincingly)
(Resignedly)
"Do you still love me,dear?”
"No "
"Do you love me?",
"HO"
"Then sit on your own lap".
Adams: (To his best girl) "You are concealing something from me".
Girl : (Somewhat shyly) "Certainly I am, I ’m no Salome".
Christy. (Dejectedly) "The way the women dress these days remind
me of a barbed wire fence".
Cormier: (Bewildered) "How is that".
Christy: (Knowingly) "It protects the property, but doesn’t ob
struct the view".
.First Recruit: "I’d hate to serve in Panama; the paper says it’s
100 in the shade there!'
Secord Recruit: "Well, you don't have to sit in the shade".
Bessie: "Don't you have anything to do with him, Mary, he knows
some awful songs".
Mary: "But I didn't know he could sing".
Bessie: (Knowingly) "Neither can he, dear. He just whisthes them".
Famous Last Words: "Holier if you're hurt".
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