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(TH033 LITRE THINGS riHAT STICK)
INNOCULATION NOT NEEDED:
Mr. \Vm* J9 3rya:ip 3rape juice advocate, states v/eiitth is a dis
ease; but, believe me9 the raedicoo *viiJ n3*;er have to jab a needle full
of anti-wealth scrum into vs sol iters to nake us iroriune.
TOUGH LUCK:
CpU :
Sgt.:
^EA \ BUG IHER l
Che difference between Rip 7c>1 'Vinkle and a lot of us folks
around here is — Rip wol:e vp«
HAVR A HEART, JOE l m
Sgt* George (quoting); ,:L-oirten can rial:e up their faces easier
than. the02 i:inis«,r
,:3uref they ait got faces«
" Jv d quit this nay7 3 Amy today, only I haven’t got
the to j.' 9. of ny old trade,”
"'That is vjur old trade?”
”Gap it ali s c< "
Joe:
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ARMY H00V!5UZr»:
Sugar- ur gut be dear o\ the out si der but 'dien the Amy runs
short they can always tsldL back on the honeyed and sugared v/ord3 of
the Recruiting Sergeant.
N(H \iE Kw r
Soldier:
Sour-dough:
"How cone you haven’t got any bath-tub in your
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caorn;
".Vells you see I always spend a week at Tenakee
each suraraer."
THOSE CIVY SUITS:
1st Private:
2nd Frivate:
"See. that’s a loud su^t H_wears."
"Yen. he 3hould wear anufller 'vith it."
DAY BY DAY, III EVERY VAY,
closer.
the hunting season is getting closer and
AND did you hear the "ICootie" Orchestra last VJe ines lay ? •
-—George T. kasury*
Private Pneranke. Co,
Sgt. 5h ep ar <1 w i t e s ?r
Hot Springs — in faer,
Russell.
Cpl Tanner. Co. 1°., f"i?
line. A soldier r-ee&nthv
dist Sgt. If. art in
detail is warned to waicn
i\ , is cna two uc.ithtr visiting Klukwan.
‘.'.3'. J‘a:.akeo that i:c i a u'oio^iixg his beauty in the
r o now better locking than Co. F* s Adonis, Cpl.
.' /j - 5 aoiie one is tuVinr: aia trade in the barber
&.*:pearai with a hair ;•«>t not Jane a la Tanner,
ic know how -cor.e a chtecs on top of a five. Pit
ihv? 3t-ep or be stepped o:i.
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