A SUPERIOR BREED:
HACKS "Do you want to buy a regular police dog!"
IGNATZ: "Police dog l Huh, you’d never know it by- looking at him."
MACK: "Certainly not, he was trained with the secret police.”
PEDRO says he read that the wop who discovered macaroni made it up from
his own noodie.
GEOMETRICALLY SPEAKING:
PVT: "111 got square with you!"
CPL: "Good l I'm sick of seeing you roqnd."
DID YOU
KNOW:
The the following were the commands for "Ready-Aim-Fire" in 1775:
1. Poise your firelock.
2. Cock your firelock.
3. Present. 4. Fire'
5. Half cock your firelock.
6. Handle your cartridge.
6. Prime.
7. Chut your pan.
9. Charge with cartridge.
10. Draw your rammer.
11. Ran down cartridge.
12. Shoulder your firelock.
"CLERICAL ERROR"’:
CIVILIAN: "I/ho is the responsible nan ii your company!"
CO. CLERK: "I don’t know v/ho the responsible party is, -but I’m
the one that always gets the blame*
IHE FIRST TROOPS to be stationed in this district were one officer and 49
enlisted men . of Company "3", 14th Infantry, who were camped at
Dyea, five miles from Skagway, in 1898.
MODERN FINANCE:
"What does your father do!" asked the xncquisitve one.
"Please, sir, he doesn’t live with us; mana supports me."
"Well then, how does your mother iam her liung?"
"She gets paid for staying away from papa," answered the child artieslly
t THE SHORT TIMERS can now say "three and a butt" while the LONG TIMERS
aren t saying a word but are cleaning up their BOATS, FISHING TACKLE, GUNS
and other hunting gear, And they are both happy at that.
t_—_____ _George, T« Masury.
EX-CHILKOOTIBS IN JUNEAU:
"Slim" Daniels, formerly known as Corporal Daniels of Company "E"
writing from Juneau staiaes he is one man the "Bulldozer’s Fate" didn’t get
as he has quit his job in the mine and is headed homeward to Mountain Home,
Idaho, on the first boat. He likewise states that Cantrell i3 employed as
Locomotive engineer, Stickney and "Ducky" Powers as contract painters, Gropes
is a carpenter, Andrwzkiswicz is A.RB* G. boilermaker, St. George foreman
of hois'C No. 1, and AL Hook still on the sane job.
"Slim11 likewise enclosed a check for subscription to the Chilkoot
Post and entendedhis farewells and good wishes to all his old friends.
Best luck4, "Slim." Hay your trail bet smooth and the hunting good!