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COFFEE COOLING:
Pedro : "Did you get the break in the pipe line fixed?
Zjegr.er: No,we just finished putting in the coffee dan*
MAYBE 30:
New M..P.: littiat dc I io at Che theatre?
Old Ti:aer.' Throw out your chest and Icok nenru
New Mr,Pd Nothing doing ! If 5. tnrow out ny chest I’ll liable to feet
thrc wn out with it!.
Ye3, ;ve’ll have no nice sunshine,
’Ve*11 have no nice sunshine today*—
Hie clouds are growing —
The wind js Hewing
Up raindrops and tnow in relay#
Soon tli3 whr-1 e world dissolving
Leaves us risolving
That, yes, we511 nave no nice sunshine ,
De: 11 have no nice sunshine to lay*
THE IDEA:
Pvt. -lit: The idea of drilling four hours a lay. I wouldn’t think of
such a tiling.
Pvt. Vit: Neither would 1* it was tne Captain that thought of it.
DANVILLE COif-ERCLAIi NF/JS:
To get the exact value of 10Q geman narks, write down the figures "lOO".
Then erase the one and rub the rin off both 2eros.
Little words of runor
In the ars of a sol tier nan
Hall make a gossipping woman
Look like an ’’also ran".
THE CAUSE:
Sheba: Jhat ever induced a nice looking boy like you to join the Array?
Harol d: One cf t!ie smoothest talki lg recruiting sergeants in the Ser
vice, ray deal, was the cause.
THIS i/EEK’ S DjDITO: Do your Christmas swapping early.
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