’’KQOTIES”
tThe .Little Things That 3t;Uk)
B*wiison#TiiL fhenjji dhortstop, •
of the Duty Dodgers, flashed the first feat>
uer play of the season in the ball game Gundcijr,v;hen he grabbed a
liner with one hook. The play vnxa pretty, and tinely. But,Bnuce,
keep up the patients on that accident policy,-the ?03t Tean nay
need its benefits later on.
IKE ARMIES OF
Captain Wright and Captain Gorder are diligently treading the
Parade Ground these days* Shift ’em to the baseball diamond,Captains,
and kill two birds with the one brick,
COMPANY "E,MS B’AR
■ is still nameless# But we note that he has the number of
all the purps on the Post,-including Old Dutch.
THE HUNTING SEASON
is opening up,and parties of intrepid sportsmen are busy
planning- to capture the 3ruins in the vicinity. Of course,we’re not
hinting any tiling,-But-a bearskin rug would look awful nice in the"
’’Chilkoot Post” off-ice*
CAPTAIN REEVES AND COMMODORE PATCH
of the Fishing Fleet report that the fin
ny tribe is Still miry,-but that they are getting a line on ’em oc
casionally.
AND AMONG THE OTHER SIGNS OF SPRING
We note the invasion of the Indian
moccasin merchants. There’s a chance to save on your clothing allow
ance,
DASEbALL, AGAINST ALASJCAH 'T3.fi!S
promises to be like a company gone,for the
coning sunner* ’’Alphabet Andy”, we under stand, has been 3igned by Juneau,
to lead their hurling departilent,while the old reliable ”a1" Mook
will fill the hole’ that Juneau has always had at 3rd base. ”Tiny" Max
well is looked to by all Skagwaynns to make a winning tenn out of
their naterial,while 3one of the lesser lights of former Fort Seward
nines will doubtless add strength to the c?.ty teams of the Territory
hereabouts. 7ell, we 3hould fret, -we know what those guys can’t hit.
JEWLERY SALESMAN IN POST EXCHANGE:
"Buy these beautiful Cuff buttons.11
Prospective customer; How would I look with ft. .one dollar shirt and
a twenty-five dollar pair of Guff buttons."
"DEACON" DUNBAR has b coji appointed assistant to Corine dor e patch, Company
"E" fisherman, and ordered to report at once far instructions.
Company "E " expscts to bo plentifully'supplied v*ith juicy halibut
steak when the "Dfiacon " becomes familiar with hie now promotion.
OUR GENIAL20ND EEEICjENT P03TMA3IER, "Eddie", has at l*st auked permission
to purchase his discharge and will in ths near tuiCure become a
"fox Farmer" oa one of the many islands itear Juneau. Good luck to
you Eddie, and nay you prosper and grow rich.