!( G C T I E S,
WOMAN:
The only time she does what you expect her to do is
when you expect her to do what you do not expect her to do.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE? :
That red noses end when blue laws begin?
TECHNICALIY CORRECT:
The Instructor: "Corporal Mosher", - if you were in
command of the 2nd, squad, and the command was given - "Squads
right front into line", - what would you do?"
Corporal Mosher: "Nothing".
The Instructor: "How come?"
Corporal Mosher: "Ifd wait for the command march .
THE DEFTHITIOH OF AH OPTIMIST:
It’s a soldier who mistakes
for taps, gets caught , goes on the sick report, puts
in his pocket, and then sleeps all day.
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THE SOLDIER’S PRAYER:
"How 1 lay me down to sleep;
I grant the Lord my rifle to keep,
And may no other doughboy take
My shoes and socks before I wake.
Show me the way to a feather bed ,
For there I long to lay my head,
Far, far away from post scenes,
*And the smell of baked beans.
Releive me from all work and drills,
When I’m sick, keep me from CC pills,
If I should break an arm of mine,
Grant it be free from iodine.
Lord, keep me safely in thy sight
.And let no fire drills come at night,
And in the morning let me wake ,
Breathing smells of sirloin steak.
HIGH FINANCE: rirtnev9H
*»Hev Set. Finley, do I owe you any money. _ 9„
"Not’a cent. What are you doing, paying your 3awho .
"No. I’m going around seeing if I mi\
’•Let me have five until next patday, will yo . .
SPEAKING^.TAM: greatest teacher, and there is no
holding hack her salary, either.
DEEP STUPP.e „ffioonshine., comes from is a mystery still.
AND SPEAKING OP CHICKENS: vipn-necked
Did you ever notice tnat most of th -p
people were "chicken-hearted"?.
BIG DANCE SATUKDAY NIGHT AS POST E. & R. HALL.