COICPAHY "F" I JEWS.
P t„ Ross Arnold has relie ed P t« W, Hager as cook on the
U„S* Harbor boat Romance.
Cook Studnica has in ented a double-breasted scrub-brush for
use in the kitchen. It sure takes the spots off. We will ha e
to award him the barbwire sha ing brush for his in ention.
School has started and those of us that are going are learning
something that will help us wheter or not we ha e an Army career.
Corporal lx tz is the champion crossword puzzle artist in this
company altho P t. Wolfger is a close second.
Cpl. Credorf; "Bucher, you can't play that instrument in the
squad-room",
P t. Bucher: "That's not an instrument. That's an accordion.
The Company "F" football team has been practising faithfully
and our stars hope to snow "E" Company under by se eral points
on the 20th. Our basketball team is also showing up ery good
and will gi e a good account of itself.
BETACHOINT LI. D. LTCTES.
Sgts. Olsen and Barnett from the 27th. Signal Corps stationed
at Juneau came for re-enlistment ia the Estebeth, Tuesday, and
returned the same e ening.
We ha c fi e patients in the Hospital nowjtKree "E" Company
and :i?a7o# IF” Company men. All are progressing fa orably.
P t, Ramsey, our radio fan heard programs from se eral differ
ent U. S. stations during the pa&t week., one from Ft* Worth, Texas
being especially good.
We are trying to o rganize a basketball team, ha e turned out
for practice a couple of times but ha e no lineup as yet. We will
try to gi e the Companies a run for their money this winter.
First soldier: "Ha e you forgotten that fi e dollars you owe me?"
S-S.: "Hot yet, Gi e me time."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
"They say these things can’t explode, no matter how much you throw
them around."
"I wonder if it’s loaded."
"I wander if this rope will hold my weight,"
"Which one of these is the third rail, anyway?"
"That firecracker must ha e gone out. I’ll light it again."
"There’s only one way to manage a mule. That’s to walk right up
behind him and surprise him.
Dempsey’s last words will probably be: "Yes, I’m sincere in my
intentions to fight Wills next year."