"Rooms"
(The Little Things That Stick)
CALLING Uffi SHOT: .
The.Coach: M I want you to call each shot"*
Pvt.Luther; “ All right."
The Coach; " Lhat was that one!"
PH.Luther: " A prstty good one"*
woman: * *
The only tine she does what you expect her to do is when
you expect her to do what you do not expect her to do*
DID YOU EVER NOTICE?!
■"That red noses end when blue laws begin!
TECHNICALLY CORRECT:
' ' The Instructor: " Corporal Luben,-if .you were in
» * command of the 2nd squad,and-the command was given-"Squads right
* front xntd line"-what would you do!" '
* * ‘ Cpl. Lubeir: . " Nothing."
* . * Tlie Instructor: " How cone!" * - -
• * T Cpl.. Luben:. "♦I’d wait for* the cauuand-^larch"*."
1HE DEFINITION OF AN OPTIMIST: ,, - '
• * It* 8 a soldier who mistakes reveille for taps, gets
caughtrgoes on sick report, puts the C.C*s in his pocket,and then
♦ ♦ sleeps' all day*
THE SOLDIER* S’ PRAYER:
” Nov? I lay me down to sleep; >
I grant the Lord ny rifle keep,
And nay no other doughboy take
lly slioos and socks before 1 wake* .
Show roe the "vay to a feather bed, ^
For-there I long to lay uy head.
Far,far a'*ay fron all post scenes,
And the snell of those half-balled beans*
Relieve ne fron all work and drills:
. \lkenI*n sick,keep ue fron CC pills:
If I should break an arm of-mine,
Grant it be free fron iodine*
YOD TELb-'EM, GBCROBlll
AND,AT THAT
Lord, keep ne safely in thy sight,
Ar.d let no fire drills come at night;
And in the morning loft me wake,
Breathing scents cf sirloin steak*”
*' S an peeved, J. sure an sore,
All I made v/as
274.
Company nEn qualified 100 percent.
. (<x.T.l*asury)*