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TO BE PRECISE:
MESS SGT.: "Hii3 pudding is a sample of the new cook's work.
Yfliat do you think of it?"
1st SGT.: "I call it mediocre."
MESS SGT.: "Naw 1 It’s tapioca."
KBIT song:
Just watch me slide, just watch me go
Like the flight of a bird over the snow.
YJhether I fall I sure don't know,
But I'm a fast mover when I step forth
For I an a member of the c
Cavalry of the North.
RETORT COURTEOUS: .. ..
She: "I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man in the world 1
He: "Correct you are, old dear. You'd be trampled to death in
the rush."
Some folks won*t mind their business;
The reason is,you* 11 find,
They either have no business
Or else they have no mind# —-(Chicago Blade)
WHEN SHEIK MEETS SHEBA*
/Sheik: Do you think you could learn to love me?
Sheba: I’m afraid not*
Sheik: ' Tis as I feared r too old to learn ’
OVERHEARD AT THE DANCE:
Harold: "I guess you’ve danced with worse looking fellows than
I am, haven’t you? "
(No answer*) •
Harold: "I say, I guess you've danced with worse looking fellows
than I am, haven*t you*
The Girl: "I heard you the first time. I was jijst trying to
think •,T
Ex-Cpl» I lathe son ivrites that he ms sapped and robbed of his money
in New York andthat it reminded him of the old Army game, “Hit It and
Take It.’*
CHICAGO BLADE SHORT:
A lady stopping, at a hotel in California rang the bell the first
morning of her arrival and ms very much surprised when a Japanese boy op
ened the door and came in.
"I pushed the button three times for a maid,” she said sternly as
she dived under the covers.
"Yes," the little fellow exclaimed. "Lie she."
FOUR dnd a Butt, boys, four and a butt • ^
-—George T. Iiasury.