"KOO^IES”
" A wonderful bird is the cootie,
And he certainly does his dootie,
With a push and a pull
He fills himself full,
And makes away with his bootie”,
METALLIFER0U8LY SPEAKING:
An iron nerved soldier nay have a brazen front,
a silver tongue,a tin ear, and a bronze complexion,-but still be as
good as gold.
THAT PILE-DRIVING DETAIL:
"The roll-your-own movement has nothing on me"
said the perspiring private,as hia cant hook hung on a forty foot pile.
YOU BET:
It's safer to tell the Company Commander the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth,BUT be sure to tell him before the
other fellow ices.
NOW SHE KNOWS:
"Why do you fellows all walk around with your hands
in your pockets? Got lots of money?,queried the tourist,
“Mo,lady,we*re so tired of having them hanging
around that we park then there for a rest",replied the languid soldier,
as he elbowed then deeper into his jeans*
LET GROVER GIVE HIM PIE °0T QE GOLD:
The younger Bergdoll was released from Leaven
worth on June 20th, I wonder if they’ll give him a bonus.
"WHY DO MARRIED MEN DRINK ALASKAN HOOTCH? ?"
A certain party stated that it was because hootch
made him see double but fe&l single. ( No,Madam,his name will not be
made public,-so kindly omit queries.)
IT1 S .ALL IN THE PUNCTUATION:
We understand that several members of the garri
son have seen a real b’ar running round in the woods close to the
Post* ’i/hich was doing the running,-the seers or the bear, deponents
sayeth not*
YOU’LL NOTE WE SAID "VERY LIKELY":
The Q«H*sure did us dirt last week* He told Ye
Editor, that the coal on the "Queen” was the last of the season* Y.E*
played safe,-and said that "very likely’1 the "Queen” would wind up the
coal-passing sessions* And then,along :ones the ’Redondo” with 300
tons more. We hope there’s nothing in that name-"Redondo”-which,roughly
translated,means-"Coming again”*
And the Pink Eye v.
Will get you
If you don’t watch outl’.i