THE LISTENING POST.
TONEY KAHNE has a job in Hi© Q.M*. "KuKu" Crocoli has atcepted
a position with the same firm.
WANTED - Information regarding "Tiny" Maxwell's friend.
FASHION NOTE: The rabbits i$ this vicinity are now appearing in
a pleasing outer garment of white,which makes them visible
at long ranges. Many casualties have already resulted from
the increased visibility.
WE HAVE OUR DOUBTS as to whether it’s advisible for the guy who
wrote the following to remain in Alaska any longer*
"DON'T DRINK IT'.”
. Moonshine is an awful drink.
It makes one goofy, don't you think?
DON’T DRINK IT.
- It ruins your health,dries up your brain,
It gives your tummy an awful pain.
DON’T DRINK IT.
It takes your money and leaves you broke,
It keeps your watch and chain in soak.
DON'T DRINK IT.
But they've got good whiskey across the Line,
It makes you happy,and leaves you fine.
I BRINK IT.
They sell it in Whitehorse }3.50 a quart,
Coma on,Nov.11th,-we're r'arin' to start.
WE4 LL DRINK IT.
WHATSAMATTER with RSO 168? Ain't it no good? We ooulda used
them twenty bucks in Whitehorse,
’WtylXZIT that a man who is easy always has a hard time?
WE'VE HEARD A LOT about the ’’Lost Battalion”,but how about the
’’lost platoon”? That gets lost most every morning.
WE ARE RELIABLY INFORMED that the Ex-Kaiser will not visit Paris
on his wedding trip.
THE HOMEBREWERS were unabl3 to tangle with the Grapejuicers on
the Alleys last night,owing to the necessity of obtaining a
little shut-eye#
WHO WAS IT that was sweetly reposing in the restful arms of Mor
pheus last night when the bowling gams between the Grapejuicers
and the Homebrewsrs was called? Ask the ”Deacon”-the "Chief of
the Coial-Sackers” • He knows
IT LOOKS VERY MUCH as though ths lads who are plugging away, day
after day, out on the Target Range,will be in fine shape to
cop the big birds,when the Annual Turkey Shoat is held there
on Thanksgiving Day.Some of those guys handl e a mean automatic,
but the Shoot Committee is considering barring every weapon in
the Machine Gun Class,They want to give the poor Turks a show.
It is rumored that Vlahos will be barred from the corapetition
he*s prejudiced against the Turks,