THE COOTIE KOima
’’Shall I "bring in home lunches?’’ asked' the court room attendant.
"Yes", answered the foreman, with a savage growl, "eleven lunches
and a "bale of hay’1*
"I doctor myself with the aid of medical "books. "
”Yesa and some day you ’ll die of misprint,"
”llrsr Soldier": "Got my golf sox on today".
“Second soldier": "How’s that?n
,fE. 3.” : "Eighteen holes."
PEOPLE WE ALLIIR3????????????
The fellow who hasn't the nerve to take a chance.
Snorers.
liovie Fans who read the titles for us.
Soup-inhalers.
The man who grabs the stool when there is a piano to "be moved.
The fellow who wakes us up to ask for a match.
The man who comes around with the rcakin’s and hints for a cigarette
The laziest man in the world took the sulphuric acid "bottle down
from the shelf by mistake, noted the error, but drank it rather than
reach again for the cough syrup*
The most absent-minded man in the world came home to his rooms.
A burglar hearing him coming crawled under the bed. The man hearing
the noise asked:"Is there anj one here?” "^To.,", replied the burglar.
”1 didn' t think so”, said the absent-minded one as he went on his
business.
OUR UEBULY FISH STORY.
Bootlegger (to man fishing)--“Having any luck?"
Fi she man -- "ho. "
Bootlegger—"Try some of this on your bait."
Pours something from bottle over the worm on the hook
it into the water. Soon a great splash is heard and the
jerked up. The worm has a stranglenoId on a catfish and
ing him in the eye with his tail.
Burglar: "Don't be scairt, old lady, all I want is your money, andf
Old Maid: (interrupting) "Oh, go away; You;re just like all the
o ther men. "
and lowers
line is
was punch
The Army cook ®§cr#sr: ”1 never built only one fire with gasoline, and
that time we needed a new stove anyway. "
CROSS WORD PUSSLE KAlcMA,
.* 11 Will you make me the happiest man in the world in three letters
meaning etOfhal ■bliss?”,
MMy answer Is two letters meaning eternal freedom*'1