THE LISTENING POST.
Evsryda^y in everyway Corapary ,!E" grows smaller and smaller# ^
Jack Sutherland late Editor of this col'-ton has passed into "civie
life to seek his fortune, liay the seeking be short and tha for
tune plentiful#
"Shorty" Leppelegave one look at the fallincfengnoW, and decided
"Judge" Barry’s cooking looked good to him, No cold world without
t£ree squares for "Shorty," not while Uncle Scm was putting ouC,
Some four footed, fur, fanatic made a midnight attack on US ^
Company^ Hog Ranch and put four porkers very much ‘Kars de combat#
Frying Pan Eddie" and "Slira" Loftih, celebrated scouts, have taken
up the trail#
Morgan, who hent>s the dashing steeds for the Q.It* states he
knew a man so absent minded, he scratched his hot cp.kea and poured
syrup down his neck. Dan, you win the medal.
One thing about beattiful Alaska is the climate. There*s lots
of it* Yea verily, all kinds*.
The other morning, about 6:15, in the stillness of the squad
room a voice was heard f;rom under the blankets asking*. "What s
that, the reveille guf;?" And like an echo from the other end
came the reply: "No, little one, it's the day breaking1."
CHILKOOT THEATRICAL CLUB NOTES.
THE C.?#C. is gMAgg a dance March 31at at A.B.Kall. New music
and songs will be the features.
The members will commence rehearsals for the BMaikitary Ministrels"
next week. The second part of the show consists of the fomous play
"The Battle of Rollin' Bones'.’, which is .laid in tie "burnt cork"
sector in France during the War, and is full of side splitting
humor of the A.E.F. brand.
G.T.M.
Absolute knoivledg© I have nonw
But ny Aunt's washerwoman's 3isters
eon »
Heard a policeman on his beat,
Tell a laborer on the street
That he got a letter las: week.
It was written in Chinese or Greek,
From a Chinese coolie in Tr.nbuohto
Who saicw that all the natives knew
Of a car. in a Texa3 Town*
Who heard it from a circus clown
That there was a mar. in Kho..cyke,
Who heard the news from a bnnch of
South Arourioan lews.
That tlier e was a nan in Borneo |
. ’Who clai .Tied to know a swell
Socie ty, f enale rak e who elair, ed
That she would undertake to prove,
That hur. seventh Husband: £ t nce
had stated in a printed pioce.
That tha had a son who hao. a friend
’Vho kr.u v just when this country was
Going to be wet again#
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