HE*JXUdRTERS COMEJSY NOTES
Just heard that, owing to the reduction in the number of
offirqtp in. the Navy, midshipmen at Annapolis are to be offered
CHunisj?cns :ln the Army. Nuxt suouar we suppose that instead of
the f •-.miliar '♦To the rear, 'March.1 " we will hear "St*.nd by to
go about, Povr, your helium? 11
Court Cal".ticf.o, former nia-de-Carap to Duke D^nnunzio,assisted
gre&My ~ n the sue ess of the Wednesday night smoker* He was aided
at- times by the Bidin * Lid from Powder Biver*
Miss Tiny Maxwell (nee Shorty Maxwell, Pvt» ) was the only
lady present at the smoker. She was very popular.
P?c. Page is still looking for the miserable miscreant who
placed hot-cak.es in his shoe pacs last week.
Someone must have hold a siop-watch on Lieut .Seoree, 'cause
he only spcke for thirty second*. If he had any more like the
one he told he could have kept right on without objection from
those present.
The outpost beyond the fhilkat defeated the enemy in another
skirmish la sc week, thus insuring a plentiful water supply &or a
time at least.
The inimitable Sgt. Hashy had the house in an uproar during
his account of the hunt of Frenohy for a wily pole-cat.
Recommend, that ‘'Soup” be allowed to pull in his nose the
next time he enters a pie-eating contest.
V/ho was the bird that didn’t eat any supper in order to be
in form for pie-eating ?
Dodo-birds/mastodons, and fool-k: Hers arc
Doughboy is fa at disappear;lr-g,and soon w:‘ll bo
museums, high o3ast? foreVgn co).lactions .etc • At
Sam had a goodly number of exoal.lor.fc specimens,
fast closing them ou<; at bargain prices.
extinct. The
found only in
one iioo Unc
but he is
le
We knew we were darn sick when wo had the "flu
finding out from the Pill Rollers? letter inch ex:ic
the matter with u/, wo were i led with wonder ?. ?d
of the vast store of knowledge they must possess to
conbat such a complicated disease.
!l J. but after
' J../ who.*, was
avj m vhirAc
sueessfally
If there were a few more soldiers in the Post, we would be
tempted to suggest that "Slim" Daniels be placed on Special Duty
to act as flag-pole until such time is it can be repaired,