K Q 0 T I E S
SHORT TI1JE LQAI1
Jin: ‘'Bill, lend me a five spot for a moment, only for a
moment."
Bill: "Quite sure yon only want it for a moment?"
Jim: "Quite sure, only for a moment•" ,
Bill: "All right0 Wait* a moment, and then you won t want it*"
NUFF SEP; ...
•i/ifie: "Will you love me after I have been taken away:
Hubby: "You bet{ who is going to take you?"
MYSTERY:
Customer: "How do you sell this cheese!"
Grocer: "I*ve often wondered, myself,- nadan*"
QUITE SO:
Sheba: "bhat do you think of mud as a beautifier!"
Sheik: "’.fell, it hasn't done uuch for the turtle*-’'
SIGNS OF SPRING:
Fresh paint;
Baseball;
Robins;
Row boats; "
Range Practice, and
Spring Fever*
FROM THE ALimCK GU.UIDIAN:
"So your daughter *s married, I hear. I expect you found it
very hard to part with her."
"Hard • I should think so* Between you and me, ray boy, I be
gan to think it was impossible!”
Bear hunters needn't worry for another two weeks as the snow is
still deep in the shade of the valleys and woods*
—George T, Masury
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HAINES SCHOOL WON'T GO ID MEET AT JUNEAU:
'ihe school board of Haines at a recent eession decided that the
local schools would not send conpetitors to participate in the All-Alaska
school meet in Juneau. Ihe Haines School Board, teachers and pupils are
all enthusiastic over the new school building, and they want to devote all
possible funds 'Go construction purposes, 'ihe prevalence of measles in Jun
eau is also a factor in the decision.
Mrs. Robert Moore, who has been a guest Here for more than a wefek, returned
Tuesday to Sagway, and yesterday went to Whitehorse, there to meet her hus
band, Dr. Uoore, who is on a professional trip through the interior.
PRINCESS ALICE, whosd foster father is chief of the Stick tribe, was recent
ly wed to one Johnny Fred, of Dalton Post. Princess Alice is a young woman,
and a character in one of Hjalraar Rutzebeck*s novels.