THE LISTENING POST.
THE BARE TRUTH of the who] e matter is that Major Larapert shot
a bear. We are hoping he gives us a detailed account of the
procedure necessary to achieve that much to be desired result .
THE HOT WEATHER has induced Shaffer to come out strongly for
athletics . He is learning to play checkers.
THE DIFFERENCE: We have been asked why Co."E" has placed a fence
around their flower garden, while Hqrs.Co.'s remains unprotect
ed. fSeasy. Klitz is going to plant wild flowers, Levy says
tame ones are good enough for him, if any of 'em wander away
he intends to tie ’em up for a few days.
NO MORE APPLICATIONS for membership in the "Halibut Hounds" have
beten received- Corel, Colburn has a fine chance to become
eligible, but he preferred to walk home .
WE HEAR AS HOW Jack Dempsey ?n not going to fight in France. Atta
boy, Jack, stick to your principles. You didn't care much for
fighting there in l17-?13, didja ?
THOSE NOTED DISCIPLES of Issack Walton, Andy and LaLonde, are
indulging in their favorite sport this date*
"LEMME TAKE TEN, I'll pay you back when ray shoes wear out”
"How come?"
"Well, I'LL be on my feet again then".
THE CHAPLAIN is going to Whitehorse, but we dunno why.
NOTICE TO STEVE L.- Norma Talmadge is single again. Don't crowd,
Steve, don't crowd.
HOWELL is building a canoe outrigger. It is to be a replica of
. the one that the ill-fated Princess Hula Fullapoi used in her
endeavor to catch the transport that bore Sgt. Maj . Ward away
from Hawaii.
THE TARGET RANGE will soon be the setting for many alibis. We
are preparing some that can be successfully used under all
conditions. We hope to secure Lieut. Sebree* s co-operation
in the preparation off this list.
DECORATION DAY CERMONIES will be the same as last years. The
American Legion will alss open up their new Headquarters on
that date.