THESE SHEIKS
(Adapted from "The Ranger”....)
I do believe Dar-v/in ivas right
Each Time I get the raer-est Sight
Of Ginks like him, this 3ai*~rack3 Sheik,
A Cook*ie pushier, so to speak*
His d^ess de- notes an ewp-ty dome,
Me-thinks there is no one at Home.
You note the rainc-ing steps he takes,
How dain-3ti«ly he mun-ches cakes.
His can*teen pur-chased shoos are there,
His length-y cut and Sta-corabed hair,
”1118 3 Ag-nes” is his fav-or-ito by-word
And on his Lips and turned up sky-v/ard
There rests beneath his pink-ish Snoot
A high-ly scent-ed Ci-gar*root#
He-s quite a Lan-cer and a Pet-ter
And though I’m not known as a 3et-ter
I&d like to v/a-ger that this Sheik
Has got a mind a little V/eak.
Captain K*0.: "Did you sweep under that bunk?"
Recruit 0.£.: "Sure, X swept everything under that bunk*"
ZekeJ "Would you say "being telephone orderly is special duty?"
Weak: "No, it*s a special calling*"
"Why did you strangle Private Jone3?"
"1 didh* t. Wo was studyin1 first aid and I put a tour
niquet on his neck*"
Sgt* Gap:
Pvt* Sap:
Sheba: "Who was the girl X saw with you at the dance!'*
Sheik: "Dunno 1 She ms so fast I couldn’t catch ter none."
Medico: (Looking up fro*a his paper work to see who‘s there) "Well!"
Buck: No, sir. Sick *.
IN 3HE KLANNY SOUTH:
"Hey, manna, whar's the table cloth gone.**
"3h *. It* s gone with you* pa to a raeetin*."
Bill:
Pill:
Bill:
"At last we have an honest bootlegger!"
"How come!"
"He paints an antidote on the bottle.
—•Medley.
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?CLK.33n THE BASKET BAU, GAi3 TONIGHT BESMEEN GOiiPA'ry 7 A'!D IHE HETAGHMENlS
A. B. KaLL 7:30 P.M. FEBRUARY 15, 1924
Reports received frou thirty-three branch schools of the 9th Corps
Area Correspondence School, open to Regular ApUy, National Guard and Reserve
Officers, 3*107 that there '-/ere 1278 students enrolled in the Grre spondenco
Courses. Of thisaunter 953 ore narabers of the Reserve Corps and 293 are
National Guard Officers. !2ie Infantry has the greatest nuub or ear tiled.