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THE BONANZA:
New flmer: '’Old Timer ^ would you kindly tell me what a bonanza'
• is?”
Old Timer: a bonanza, young Jaan, .i3 a hole in the ground owned by
a champion liar !11
OUTSIDE, 31I073L 3NQ / I
vjone are the days when my heart was young and gay
Gone is the green fom the woods aid fields away
Buried now under many feet of snow —
I hear the non-coms loudly calling: "0ut3iie and shovel snow.”
(Chorus)
I*m c oming, yes, coming for 1 know I’ve got to go,
I hear those non-cons 3oudly culling: ’’Outside and 3hovel snow,’1
'i/hy lo x weep with my hear clear full of pain?
-toy 1 sigh at the sight of 3now again!
Grieving for Bummer depute! long ago?
I hear those non-coms loudly calling: "Outside axil shovel snow!”
(Chorus)
-t/here are the ducks that I hunted in the Fall?
Mallard and teel, and little butter-ball?
Gone to a shore where I too have longed to go
'foezi/c I hear tnose non-coms loudly calling: "Outside and shovel snow!"
(Chorus)
men 1 have died and passed to Heaven’s shore
There within the gates I know i’ll hear once more
Up from the depths where all bad people go
Iho3e non-comb’’ voices loudly pleading: "Outsi 16 and sho«l snow!"
(Chorus)
THEY NEVER PUT OUT:
iiie Top Kick#!*’ and the Supply Sergeant were walking down the street
when the Supply Sergeant stopped to look in a window. Die "Top" went a lit
-le further and was stopped by a beggar who asked for money.
No, said tne Top , "But you see that soldier over there?" pointing
to the Supply Sergeant. "Veil, a3k him. He has lots of uoxiey."
Ihe beggar approached the Supply Sergeant confidently. The top watch
ed frith interest. He saw a looic of surprise come o /er the beggar’s face. The
Supply Sergeant talked eagerly. The beggar looked troubled. Then something
passed between the two. ihe beggar turned and slunk past the "Top" without
speaking.
" /ell, did he give you 3 ruething!" asked the "Top."
"Give me nothing i,T growled the Beggar. "He borrowed two dollars
from me.
Our Permanent HOT'TO; -ill work an ino plagiarism makes a dull "Kootie Koluran."
■- ..—- ■■ ■---r^.r_rG:,e,or»te T. ilasurv.
LOST: One bar of perfuned soap. Finder '»U1 please return to Sgt. Idajor and
receive reward. 4
MAIL SCHEDULE:-U oniay, Admiral Rogers with Direct States 11*il.
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