MEXICAN REFUGEES CURED
EOR Bf GOVERNMENT
(By Associated Press)
MEXICO CITY. March 30. — Prac
tically all of the peaceful inhabitants
of the country districts of Morelos
have been transferred to other states
and Riven new locations in the state
of Mexico, the federal district of Pue
bla. By this plan General Pablo Gon
zales, commanding in Morelos, has
prevented the Morelos bandits from
receiving or taking aid from the coun
try people. Work is being provided
for the refugees.
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An addition is being built to the
llegg Bungalow hall, which will be
used for housing the orchestra, giving
more floor space for dancing.
CORDOVA SCHOOL CHILDREN
SHE VERY EFFICIENT
The following is a report of the Cor
dova public schools for ihe month of
March:
There are 25 pupils belonging to the
primary grades; per cent of attend
ance is 97; tardiness number. It.
Those having perfect attendance for
the month are as follows;
First Grade — Jimmie Dlffley, Geo.
Anderson, Alice O'Neil, Btirgon Mau
bert.
Second Grade — George Dooley,
Verla Greenlg, Donald MacCormno,
Donald MvVal.
Third Grade— Phyllis Downing.
There are 19 pupils belonging to In
termediate grades; per cent of attend
ance is 95; tardies number 17; per
fect attendance:
Fifth Grade — Helen Downing. Hea
dle Lamprey, Harry Nelson, Ophelia
Howard, 11. Third, William O'Neill
Janice Royal, Alice Tarpennlng.
There are 21 pupils in the grammar
grades and freshman class. Per cent
of attendance is 98; number of tardies
Is 4. Those having perfect attend
ance are:
Freshmen — Edna Thawley Gene
vleve.Rosswog, John Itosswog
Eighth Grade Elizabeth O'Lough
lin, Samuel Hedges, Elwell Thawley.
Seventh Grade Leona Churchill
Charles Royal.
Sixth Grade — Dorothy Dooley, Don
Bollinger, Harry O'Neill, Ernest Tar
penning.
Latest creations in spring coats for
women at (Jayson's.
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♦ WHATCHAMA COLUMN. ♦
♦ The Mouitache. ♦
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♦ grower smites fist on palm and ♦
♦ ejaculates: "I'll do It!" ♦
♦ In a couple of days the mniis- ♦
♦ taoho is "A Suspicion." Then It ♦
♦ develops into a "Rumor." Next ♦
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♦ ed "Report." and finally, if the ♦!
♦ perpetrator doesn't weaken, the ♦
♦ moustache becomes an estab- ♦
♦ llshed "Fact.” ♦
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♦ Idea" to "hurt," It Is (and we ♦
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ATTEMPT TO*ASSASSINATE
COUNT TISZA MYTH
BUDAPEST, March SO. — The story
of an alleged attempt to assassinate
Premier Count Tisza, as given great
publicity by the newspapers, proved
in the police court investigation to
have originated in a nightmare of a
Hungarian officer who fell asleep in
the gallery of the house of parliament.
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Dr. C. I,. Hale's office, while he Is
out of town, will be conducted by Dr.
W. W. Trabue.
Hi THE BOARD
WAS FORCED
TO REPORT
We "find that f'harles A. Sulzer, of
Sulzer, Alaska, received the greater
number of votes for delegate In said
election, for the term beginning March
5, 1917, and the election of said (’has.
A. Sulzer Is hereby duly certified.”
This was the certificate handed yes
terday by the canvassing board to Mr.
Sulzer.
Of course the canvassing board
foutid no such thing, and said so. It
Is simply saying here what It denied
before, but what the court compelled
it to say now. Oliver Goldsmith was
once asked what he meant by a cer
tain line In a poem. When he tried
to explain what he meant his ques
tioners contradicted him and said he
didn't mean any such thing, so he said
he didn't. Ills publisher was one of
the questioners.
Some years ago there was a ruling
a czar of all the Ruaalas nnd a duma
or parliament was inaugurated to
"represent" the people. This duma
voted once for freedom of the press
with a good majority. The speaker
went to the palace and notified the
czar and his ministers.
"Your majesty,” says he, "your duma
has decided by a vote of blank hun
dreds against —teens that the press
must have freedom."
Emperor Nick looked at his minis
ters nnd his ministers winked.
“Sir," said his majesty, “you are
mistaken. The vote was the other
way.”
"But, sir—”
“But nothing. Go hack to my faith
ful and exceedingly beloved parlia
ment and tell them that his majesty
the emperor of all the Itussias by the
grace of God loves it and refuses to
permit any association in his royal
mind between the beloved representa
tives of his adored people and penal
servitude in that horrible Siberia."
Fifteen minutes later a committee
from the duma again entered humbly
the august royal presence and the
speaker spake:
"Most exalted little Father," quoth
he, "humbly do your devoted servants
come in sackcloth and ashes to inform
your Imperial majesty that the duma
by the grace of your majesty, finds
that the vote was against the freedom
of the press, not for it."
The courtiers winked again. — Ju
neau Dispatch.
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The steamer Admiral Evans is the
next boat due from the south. She
left Juneau at 5 o'clock this morning
and should reach here late tomorrow
night.
Now is the time to subscribe fot the
Times — $5 for six months.
ENGLIND REWARDS CREW
SINKING MINE LIKED
(By Associated Press)
LONDON, March 30. — Prize money
to the value of *4,500 was awarded to
officers and crew of the destroyer
f
lattice, which fired the first shot In the
war and sank the Oerman mine layer
Koenigln l-oulse, on August 5, 1014
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ANNOUNCEMENT.
Our line of the latest tvomen's
spring coats have been received direct
from the east, and they will be demon
strated In our window from 7:30 to
S:3o p, m. (Tayaon's.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS.
WANTED — Girl for general house i
work. Apply Mrs. Will Clayson.
FOR SALE — Edison new improcved
phonograph with 22 records. Price
$40. Times office. p,t
I FOR SALE — Dining room chairs,
phonograph and kodak. Apply Mrs.
J. I >ay. 2t
WANTED — Woman or girl for gen
fa oral house work. Apply at this of
fice. 3(
FOUND — Pocketbook; owner may
regain same by proving property
and paying for this ad. Times offiee.
WANTED — Expert stenographer, 12
years' experience, wants position;
good appearance and character; best
of references. Address Venie P. Ah
bott, Times office.
WANTED — Blacksmith and tool
sharpener wants position; can do all
kinds of repair work and sharpen
any kind of steel by hand or ma
chine; no horseshoeing; state
wages. Apply Times.
FOR SALE — House and lot In Cor
dova; cheap for cash; or on terms.
Near depot. Address Box 1288, An
chorage, Alaska.
WANTED — To buy used furniture
fl and ranges. Kendrick Building.
8J; COST — A postoffice Key. Please re
| turn this office.
FOR RENT — Half of a good sized
store. Apply city Kxpress.
FOR SALE — Twenty horsepower
gasoline engine. See Dooley.
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We are now showing a full line of the latest creations
in waists, which are very classy.
They include Chiffon, Crepe and Silk and Over-la^e
Waists.
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MARCH 30, 1917.
THEDA BARA
-IN
“CARMEN”
Many knows Theda Bara, the “Vampire” Woman.
Many saw her in that famous production. In “CARMEN”
she has another role equally wonderfully, and equally tax
ing her marvelous power of interpretation. We have had
Many ('ARMENS, on the stage* and on the screen, hut none
who surpass THEDA BARA.
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One Reel-■—‘‘HE WOULDN’T STAY-One Reel
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And There Will Be But One Performance.
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