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Where there’s a will there’s a !
woman.
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It’s always easy for the other fellow |
to reform.
Nature can cure nearly everything 1
a chronic grouch.
The profiteer knows you can fool
all the public all the time.
II “matches are made in heaven,”
fe where are divorce suits made?
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You can fool most of the people!
most of the time—except wives.
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'Most everybody prefers open-handed !
generosity to even-handed justice.
A good pull won’t get you anything
in the long run unless you’re a dentist.
If you are right half of the time i
your batting average is ’way above
normal.
When a man says “We’re all hu
man,” he’s done something he’s
ashamed of.
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A giggling girl is preferable to a
gabbing girl, and a gurgling girl is the
worst of all.
Any woman who has married one
of them knows that bright men make
dull husbands.
It’s no distinction to be in hard luck,
but most people talk about it as
though it were.
* The man who argues with a woman
is no gentleman, and if he doesn’t he’s
usually a coward.
If everybody were as anxious to save
money as he is to spend it, wre’d be a
nation of misers.
The politician who blows with the
wind has a hard time finding himself
in a political calm.
“A lean horse for a long race”—but
^ a fat horse doesn’t have to worry about
making any kind of a race.
Money won’t make people respect
you nor love you, but it can take you
away from them if they don’t.
The only people who take advice
are those who don’t know what to do
with it after they get it. -_;
4 Anybody can tell you you oughtn’t
to tyave done something that you now
know you oughtn’t to have done.
Love is the only thing that will
make a man stand for poorly-cooked
food, and it won’t do it more than a
week.
When a horse used to balk we’d
•tart him by building a fire under him,
but you can’t do that with an auto
mobile.
Children often prove great disap
pointments to parents, but think how
disappointing to children are some of
the parents!
Who remembers the old-fashioned
girl that would not receive a man
caller until she had asked permission
of her parents?
# You can’t make over the world to
suit yourself, but unless you like
slavery you won’.t make over yourself
to suit the world.
Probably there are not any more
affinities nowadays than there used
to be, but people are becoming more
careless with them.
Another reason why everybody is
for the under dog is because the un
der dog isn’t in a position to harm
anybody, while the upper dog is.
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Few things are more pathetic than
the sight of a candidate who is known
by everyone but himself to be hope
lessly beaten long before election time.
Young people who don’t take mar
riage seriously before they jump into
*it don’t take it any other way after
they’re fn—until they get ready to
jump out.
NOTICE
The undersigned have purchased the
pool room of S. Ide, and all outsand
ing bills against the business are pay
able by Ide, also all accounts due to
May 1, 1920, will be collected by him.
E. C. TILLMAN,
30-4 OSCAR WILSON.
Don’t argue. The Club billiard hall
carries fresh tobacco. 27-tf
Read the Daily Times for the latest
and most reliable world news.
Fresh Ever-Ready Flashlight Bat
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EDUCATIONAL CAMPAIGN
AGAINST FOREST FIRES
MISSOULA, Mont., May G (by As
sociated Press).—Fire prevention
week, May 23 to 2§, will be widely
observed in Montana this year, ae
cordiing to the plans of the local
headquarters of the forest service.
Forest service officials declare that
most of the fires in the national for
ests are caused by man's careless
ness and can be prevented. It is to
educate people in caution that the of
ficials will devote much of their ener
gy during that week.
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SPOKANE, IVIay 6, (by Associated
Press).—As a result of an “alley
beautiful” contest conducted here re
cently by the local chamber of com
merce, 7,200 vines or strawberry
plants w^ere planted this spring in the
back yards and alleys of Spokane
homes, numerous alleys were improv
ed and otherwise cleaned up and the
premises wrere painted.
NOTICE
To the Pioneers and others inter
ested in the “Pathfinder” and the
business interest of the Cordova dis
trict: Dooley & Greenig, of the Cor
dova House are authorized by me to
act as agents for the Pathfinder and
will take orders for subscriptions and
advertisements, also collect and re
ceipt for same. Pictures for the July
issue will be received until the next
southbound boat on or about May 20.
Extra copies will be on sale at the
Cordova House each month beginning
May 8, 1920. F. M. KEMPHER,
Territorial Representative
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS
ORDINANCE NO. 71
An Ordinance making provision for the
installation and maintenance of elec
tric wiring systems, providing for
the enforcement of the same, and
prescribing a penalty.
Be it ordained by the common council
of the town of Cordova, territory of
Alaska:
Section 1. When any person or cor
poration desires to install or alter any
system of electrical wiring in any
building within the corporate limits of
the town of Cordova, Alaska, before
beginning such work such person or
corporation shall make application to
the town clerk for a permit to do
such work. Upon completion of such
work, as authorized by said permit,
said person installing or repairing said
electrical wiring shall notify the fire
warden, who shall pass upon the same
before the installation is used. If the
said w'ork has been done in a manner
complying with the rules and require
ments of the National Board of Fire
Underwriters for ihe installation of
electrical wiring and apparatus, said
work shall be approved, otherwise dis
approved ; and any electrical wiring
which is unsafe and which does not
conform to the rules and requirements
of said National Board of Fire Under
writers is hereby declared to be a
nuisance, and shall be abated and re
moved by the fire warden under direc
tions of the common council.
Sec. 2. Any person who shall fail
or neglect to comply with the provi
sions of this ordinance within thirty
(30) day§ after the same goes into ef
fect shall be deemed guilty of a mis
demeanor, and upon conviction thereof
shall be punished by a fine not to ex
ceed the sum of fifty dollars ($50.00)
or imprisonment in the town jail not
to exceed twenty-five (25) days, or
both such fine and imprisonment.
Sec. 3. This ordinance shall go into
effect on and after the date of its pas
sage and approval, and shall be pub
lished by being printed in the Cordova
Daily Times, a newspaper published
at Cordova, Alaska, at least once a
week for four consecutive weeks.
(Seal) A. J. ADAMS, Mayor.
Attest!
K. G. ROBINSON, Town Clerk.
Introduced and read March 15, 1920.
Passed and approved April 19, 1920.
PUBLIC NOTICE
Publfb notice is hereby given by the
Chitina-Kuskulana Copper Company of
Alaska, owners of the War Eagle
Mines near Strelna, that Angus Mc
Dcugall, who has been manager of the
company’s mining property during
1917, is not now connected with this
corporation except as Vice-President
and member of its board of directors,
and has no power or authority to rep
resent the corporation directly or in
directly in any capacity whatever, and
no authority to contract debts on its
behalf or to in any manner interfere
with the property, machinery or pos
session of this corporation in Alaska.
Dated at Seattle April 27th, 1920
CHITINA KUSKULANA
COPPER CO. OF ALASKA
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'FOR SALE—Complete furnishings of
three-room apartment, $250. Apply
to C. H. Phillips. 5-4t!
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POSITION WANTED—Competent le
gal or commercial stenographer
desires to secure position in Alaska;
could come at once. Address E. Dut
ton, P. O. box 364, Woodland, Cal. 4-4
FOR RENT—Housekeeping rooms,
furnished and unfurnished. Inquire
Room 6, Mickelson & Currier build
ing. 3-tf
FOR SALE—New Olympia boat en
gine, 4 h. p., 4-cycle, $158. See John
son, City dock. 3-3t
FOR SALE—Going Outside—Embroid-j
ery work, hand-painted china, etc.!
Call Miss Manning. 3-tf
FOR SALE—Lang range, used three
months; single spring and mattress;
kitchen table, dishes. Mrs. Erumons,
Foyston cabins.
BOAT FOR SALE—One 26-foot long,
7 feet 4 inch beam, galvanized steel
hull; has 18 sets of hardwood ribs,
1*4 by 2 inches, lined inside with
%-inch A1 lumber; decked over,
cabin, hatch, mast, sail, 10-gallon
fuel oil tank; boat fitted with 6 h. p.
heavy duty Union gas engine, speed
six to seven miles an hour. The
boat and engine in good shape, suit
able for beach seine or gill net fish- {
ing; will carry three toils of fish; |
plenty of gear goes with the boat
Bargain to buyer if it is sold in
one week’s time. See or write to
Louis Monsor, Latouche, Alaska. 2-1 |
LOST—Nugget crescent pin. Return
to Times office and receive reward.
30-tf
FOR RENT—Cabins. See John Steff
gen. 26-tf
FOR RENT—Apartments in the Burk
hart flats. Phone 61.
FOR SALE OR RENT—One two-story
building (opposite Golden Hotel),
eight rooms upstairs, partly fur
nished; lower floor suitable for res
taurant and bakery; good range and
cooking utensils, also a complete
laundry and bath house. Write R.
L. H. Marshall, agent, McCarthy,
Alaska. 20-tf
FOR SALE—Four cottages opposite
the school house. Phone 100—2
rings, or see Charles Cochran. 12-tf
FOR RENT—Furnished cabins. Apply
to Cordova Abstract & Realty Co. 22
FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, with
private bath; men only. Apply over
Northern Club 27-tf
FOR RENT—Furnlshea cabins. See
Dooley.
Cordova
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