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You can’t expect rough men to be
even-tempered.
If nobody understands you, you’re
not worth understanding.
Judged by the pictures of them, a
“homely philosopher” always is.
What women spend on silk stock
ings they save in skirt goods.
The man who is free with his com
pliments always wants something.
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What every “frat” boy knows is
that school days are the snappiest.
Everybody thinks the world should
be liberal-minded towards his pet vice.
The other kind is plentiful enough,
but successful liars are born, not
made.
If you can’t smile, crack your face
and a lot of folks won’t know the dif
ference.
Nobody respects a tightwad, but
probably he doesn’t want to be re
spected.
The man who always tells the naked
truth has a bare chance to live to
old age.
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“Filthy lucre” is so called because
most of us haven’t any of it worth
mentioning.
A man never gets his just deserts
in this world, which is mighty lucky
for the man.
Some of them seems to think that
“on with the dance,” means “off with
the clothes.”
“The green fields a’’e always far
away,” but there are plenty of green
folks arouhd.'
"A young widow who is an artist at
it, can appear mere innocent than
any girl of 16.
Who remembers the old-timer who
didn’t have to be a member of a club
in order to wear overalls?
The man who has always opposed
the laboring man still thinks the la
borer is worthy of his ire.
If you go around in the world of
men with an apologetic face, people
will always accept your apology.
You are the most intelligent man
he ever met if you allow another to
talk to you until he runs down.
A new baby in the home doesn’t in
terest a boy half as much as a new
litter of pet rabbits in the barn.
The average man only can tell the
difference in the kinds of clothes his
wife wears when he gets the bills.
Time spent in criticizing the ex
travagance of the rich might enable
you to gather some of their riches.
If a man is so poor he desn’t have
try to help him mid it.
A loud voice may indicate good
health, but it also indicates that it
is going to injure semebody else’s
nerves.
Many a man has a poor eye for
figures in the office books, is all right
when it comes to figures among the
office help.
Push without intelligence doesn’t
amount to much. An elephant has
lots of push but all he gets out of
it is his hay.
Looks like anybody ought to be suc
cessful in business when you consid
er the large number of persons who
try to help him mind it.
I a man is so poor he doesn’t have
to worry about the price of gasoline,
he still has to worry about how fast
silk shirts and socks weaf out.
Hard work may hhve killed some
body some time or other, but were
you ever actually acquainted with a
man who had been killed by it?
Now that they can’t lay their mis
doings to John Barleycorn a lot of
folks are having a hard time digging
up excuses that sound reasonable.
A man will find more excuses tor
explaining buying something that he
can’t afford to buy, than reasons for
saving money that he ought to save.
Shorter hours of work don’t neces
sarily mean longer hours of happi
ness. If they did a tramp should be
the happiest of men, but none ever
looks like it.
Married men have a hard enough
time these days making a living for
! their regular families to stand much
gossip from anybody on the subject
of affinities.
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