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No fool like a young one who tries
to act like he’s an old one.
And if you don’t pay attention to
your job somebody else will.
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Many a man says he’s overworked
when he merely means his tongue Is.
Even pride of ancestry is less west*'
ing on those about you than pride of
self.
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Advice doesn’t cost anything to giv§
but it’s often mighty expensive to a<>
cept.
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If you can be successful without be
ing swell up you are more than a suc
cess.
A girl is not an artist because she
paints—but she ought to be if she
Soes.
When some people say “We’ve all
got to live,” they are flattering them
selves.
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But why should anybody want to j
teach an old dog new tricks—or any
tricks?
The difference between matri-mony
aqd ali-mony is in the expenditure of
money.
If you didn’t say the first word you
wouldn’t have to fight so hard to have
the last one.
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Children are great responsibilities,
there doesn’t seem to be anything I
to do about it.
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You will never be arrested for vio- i
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lation of the prohibition laws if you
don’t violate ’em.
A man who asks a woman for ad
vice doesn’t mean it and doesn’t listen
when she gives it.
After a girl has recovered from her
first love affair she thinks she under
stands the world.
. If you have lost some of your “pep”
it usually means that you have lost
some of your mind.
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About the time a man gets settled
down for life the trumpet blows and
he has to settle up.
Nobody cares anything about youi)
troubles unless there’s Some scandal
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connected with them.
The man who says he is perfectly
^dependent lies unless he is the only
inhabitant of a deserted island.
They don’t dance the square dances
nowadays. Some of those that are
danced are anything but “square.-’ ..
You may have a sound heart and a
sane head and then have a liver that
puts both of them out of commission.
Many a young rn^an had the courage
to face the Hun who hasn’t the cour
age to face the high living costs for
two.
People go to shows to be entertained
but they dont’ expect the entertain
ment to come from the seats just be
hind them.
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*HOWAT IS REMOVED
FROM GIRARD JAIL
v. TO SAFER QUARTERS
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PITTSBURG, Kan., April 15 (by As
sociated Press).—President Howatt of
the Kansas United Mine Workers and
three others held in jail at Girard for
contempt of court have been removed
to other jails on petition of the sheriff,
who said he feared that ignorant
aliens, believing that the men were be
ing wrongly punished, might attempt
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to rescue them.
IMMIGRATION LAWS
ARE SUSPENDED TO
AGRICULTURAL LABOR
* WASHINGTON, April 15 (by Asso
ciated Press).—An order issued by
Secretary of Labor Wilson yesterday
suspends the immigration laws to ad
mit laborers from Canada and Mexico
for the exclusive purpose of harvest
ing and cultivating sugar beets in
Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho and
Nebraska.
Peyser’s new hat-blocking outfit is
in operation. Hats blocked, dyed and
repaired. Phone 188.
Milk shakes like mother used- to
make at The Club Billiard Hall. 23-tf
Ladies’ and gent’s shoes shined at
The Club Barber Shop. 12-tf
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WALLA WALLA, Wash., April 15
•(by Associated Press).—Preston M.
=Troy of Olympia, mentioned as a Dem
ocratic candidate for governor, was
•the principal speaker at a Jefferson
■day banquet here Tuesday night. Mrs.
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;J. M. Simpson of Spokane, chairman
of the Democratic state central com
jnittee, was also one of the speakers.
ABERDEEN, Wash., April 15 (by
Associated Press).—Four hundred and
five delegates will attend the Grays
Harbor county Republican convention,
to be held here Saturday. The county
convention will name thirty delegates
to attend the state convention.
Aberdeen will have 132 delegates in
the county convention, Hoquiam S6,
Montesano 39, Elma 21 and Cosmopo
lis 13.
ELLENSBURG, Wash., April 15' (by
Associated Press).—Kittitas county
Republicans will meet in convention
here Saturday to choose sixteen dele
gates to the state convention. A
county Republican club may be organ
ized at the convention.
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING
WANTED—A strong, £usky man to;
skid ties; must be a” good teamster; |
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65 cents per hour and board. Apply
to Harry Christie, Mile 19. 15-tf
LOST—Writing end of fountain pen.
Return to Kenner, Mile 7. 14-4t
FOUND—POCKETBOOK with small
change. Apply Times office. 14-tf
WANTED—Position by experienced
lady cook, in or out of town; latter
preferred. Inquire Times office. 14-6
FOR SALE—Four cottages opposite
the school house. Phone 100—2
rings, or see Charles Cochran. 12-tf
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FOR SALE—Perfect blue-white man’s
three-fourths karat diamond, worth
$450, will sell for $350; cabinet Sil
vertone phonograph and 112 rec
ords, $125; genuine Persion rug, 6x8,
$100; Burton mandolin, $10. Grant
Caughey, 167—5 rings. 12-tf
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FOR SALE—Five-room house, with
bath and furniture; $1,700. Phone
167-5 rings.
FOR RENT—Furnished cabins. Apply
to Cordova Abstract & Realty Co. 22
FOR RENT—Bachelor apartments, hot
and cold water; Front street, rear
Empress theater. Phone 185—2
rings. 19-tf
FOR RENT—Furnished room, steam
heated. Apply to Mrs. W. W. Coun
cil. 17-tf
FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, with
private bath; men only. Apply over
Northern Club 27-tf
FOR RENT—Furnished cabins. Se%
Dooley.
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Scarborough pictures that please at
prices that are right. Over Cordova
drug store. Phone 140—3 rings.
Your eyes fitted. Compound and
stigmatic lenses replaced. See Os
borne.
The Style Shop is offering sope ex
ceptional bargains in necessary mer
chandise at its special sales, which
the ladies should not overlook. Drop
in an look over the goods and prices. I
Scarborough Pictures that please at
prices that are right. Over Cordova
drug store. Phone 140—3 rings.
Delicious mince pie at the City
Bakery. 13-tf
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with greater range of choice from our
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thought in buying, together with fair
prices. It insures you satisfaction
when purchasing.
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