SHORT-ARM
JOLT'S_
Live in excitement, die in youth.
Being only a dog, a dog is faithful.
Work and win out—wish and “wink
out.”
A “slippery” man naturally has an
oily tongue.
“Like begets like”—and dislike be
^ gets dislike.
A well poised man generally has a
bank balance.
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A growing boy is never so sad that
he isn’t hungry.
Eiven a gay deceiver is better than a
doleful deceiver.
You can’t lose an argument if you
never begin one.
If you’re poor and honest you’ll be
respected—but that’s about all.
It’s better to have a cottage in the
country than a castle in Spain.
Not only a fool, but any man and his
money are soon parted, these days.
If you feel yourself slipping back
ward, put your best foot forward.
A lot of men think they are philo
sophical when they are only lazy.
You may not know your own mind,
«but the people you have to deal with
do.
People don’t like a pessimist, but
they’re always inclined to believe he’s
right.
A safety razor often marks the dif
ference between a gentleman and a
Bolshevik.
Nobody is good for nothing. The
man that seems to be is a good hor
rible example.
* When a man begins to feel “played
out’ ’it’s usually a sign that he hasn’t
played enough.
Men may sneer at women for paint
ing their faces, but women never did
paint their noses.
The fool who is “wise in his own
conceit” can tell you he’s been mis
judged all his life.
Golf is really a fine outdoor game
in spite of the queer-looking people
that sometimes play it.
Not only “be sure your sins will find
you out,” but you can be pretty sure
that your good deeds won’t.
You can’t please everybody, oi
course, but that’s no reason why voi:
shouldn’t try to please yourself.
Any girl with good curves else
where always thinks that folks don’1
look at the angles in her face.
When you’re beaten you always
w'ant the other fellow to be “fair
minded,” but it’s different if you win
The dictionary defines “politics” as
“the science of government,” but tc
hear some of the muckrakers tall
^cbout it you’d think it was the “art’
of burglary.
A newspaper editor preaches tc
thousands, sometimes millions of peo
pie every day, but nobody ever passes
the collection plate for him nor gives
him a pound party.
And when you blame your own mis
doings on your ancestors instead oi
yourself you know, in the language
of Ring Lardner, that “they ain’t goi
no comeback.”
Human nature hasn’t changed much
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in two thousand years, but some peo
ple think they can change it over
night.
Most anybody, no matter how im
portant he considers himself, would
rather have you pay your bills than
your respects.
It’s the nature of a good many old
timers to pretend to be shocked at,
things that really make them tingle
down to their toes.
Who remembers the old-time village
character whose only claim to fame
was that he could hit the spittoon
every time at ten feet?
The difference between the first
Eve and the modern ones is that the
first one was honest and didn’t even
pretend to wear clothes.
A balky mule is a stubborn animal,
but did you ever see a husband who
was being forced by his wife to make
a duty call on neighbors he didn’t
like?
When a business man finds one let
ter out of fifty which he is compelled
to open that is of benefit to him and
the other forty-nine are from people
who want something from him, the
day grows brighter.
Fresh Ever-Ready Flashlight Bat
teries, all sizes. Blum-O’Neill Co. 3-tf
Delicious mince pies at the City
Bakery. 13-tf
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PROFESSIONAL |
DR. W. W. COUNCIL *
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON
Office and Residence, Cordova
General Hospital (Ostrander
Building).
Phones—Residence, 115; Office, 132
DR. W. H. CHASE "*
Physician and Surgeon
Lathrop Building
Phone 9
Established Cordova 1908
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W. D’ARCY CHACE, M. D.
CHICHAGOFF, ALASKA
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DR. CHARLES DAGGETT
DENTAL OFFICES
I LATHROP BLDG. PHONE 200
CORDOVA, ALASKA
* DR? CORA DAGGETT
SPECIALIST
DENTAL PROPHYLAXIS
PYORRHEA X-RAY
OFFICES WITH
DR. CHARLES DAGGETT
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Dentist
ADAMS BUILDING
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DONOHOE & DIMOND
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
Offices:
CORDOVA and VALDEZ
FRANK H. FOSTER
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
i ROOM 1, OSTRANDER BUILDING
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E. F. MEDLEY
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR
AT LAW
Room 1, Adams Block
CORDOVA, ALASKA
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ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
SECOND ST., OPP. HOSPITAL
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TEACHER OF PIANO
WILLIAM A. HESSE |
U. S. MINERAL SURVEYOR
Bedford-McNeill Code
Cordova, Alaska
^ FRANK A. METCALF
CIVIL AND MINING ENGINEER
U. S. MINERAL SURVEYOR
Juneau, Alaska
OfeInsurance
MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO.
Accident and Health Insurance
United States Fidelity & Guaranty
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CORDOVA MACHINE
WORKS
E. R. GARNES, Prop.
Residence Phone 101-3
Shop Phone 182
Machine Work of all Kinds,
Blacksmithing, General Repair
ing, Horse Shoeing, Oxy-Acety
lene Welding and Cutting.
AUTOMOBILES
REPAIRED
Office and Shop: City Dock
CORDOVA, Alaska.
Out of Town Jobs Given Strict
Attention.
SMITH &
M’CONAGHY
Plumbers and
Steamfitters
COR. FRONT and B STB.
NORTHWESTERN CLEAN
ING AND DYEING HOUSE
TAILORING
All kinds of Repair Work. Fancy
Garments a Specialty. All Work
Guaranteed. Goods called for and
* delivered
L. LEEN
Next to Hegg’e, on C St.
I Telephone 190
I SHAMPOOING
FACIAL AND
For MANICURING
CALL
1-7-3
MRS. SWANBERG
My New and Complete
Hat - Blocking
Outfit
is now in operation. Bring in
your old hats and have them
made like new.
PEYSER THE TAILOR
PHONE 188
GRADUATION TIME IS HERE
Your boy or girl will be proud of a watch that will last a life
time.
A signet ring will be a reminder of the day for many, many years.
Birthstone rings, lavaliers and many other articles at
PAUL BLOEDHORN’S
Jeweler and Watchmaker. Phone 132—2
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WITH WELL-MADE WORKING CLOTHES—ALWAY8
SATISFACTORY
Overalls and Jackets, Rain-test Clothing, Shirts, Sox, Un
derwear, Shoes, Pacs, Boots, Mosquito Head and Bod
Nets.
MAIL YOUR ORDER^
KENNEDY’S
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KATALLA
STOP AT
THE BREAKERS
THOMPSON & CHADWICK