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And just to think that a lot of folks
used to say “Oh sugar’’ when they
wanted to express contempt.
Most tourist trips to Europe at pres
ent seem to be routed via Cuba
We have reliable reports that the
real cause of the Mexican revolution
was that a lot of the natives got all
stuck up from eating cactus.
Now would be a good time to start
* a movement for blue denim bathing
suits.
Before we rave any about that $5.
00 hat of Mme. Deschanel’s we would
like to know whether it costs $5,000
in francs or in real money.
Nobody can tell why we should have
, a two-cent piece coined in this cou$
\try unless it is so we can trade with
the Austrians and the Germans.
\^Tiat has become of the good old
clothi'PS salesman who used to throw
in a mice pair of suspenders every
time yous. bought a pair of pants?
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Sometime'' some theatrical magnate
is going to make a real hit by ad
vertising his show as “a musical com
edy with clothes.”
Some people seem to think that the
Declaration of Independence was only
a scrap of paper.
Isn’t it strange that the closing of
the barrooms hasn’t affected the price
t of sawdust?
Remember the good old days when
it was considered a disgrace to have
a shape like a beer keg?
Some statesmen can make himself
immortal by inventing a tax law
which will miss all of us and hit the
other fellow.
Champ Clark is after the Democrat
ic nomination for the presidency
which indicates that he is not yet
* tired of having his dog kicked around.
Judging from the present outlook
Mexico is liable to have at least two
contesting delegaations at the first
convention of the league of nations,
Speaking of the Americans and the
Austrians it won’t be long until some
body will have to start a drive to
succor the starving “middle classes”
£ in America.
The Prussian diet is arguing about
what to do with Herr Honhenzollern’s
fortune. Why not convert it into
marks and then make him keep it^
Speaking of the irony of fate, the
experts are predicting the biggest
fruit crop in years this summer, and
we can’t get any sugar.
And the shortage of sugar is also
causing great suffering among the
dandelion chemists.
Now that rents are so high why
wouldn’t it be a good time to travel
with a circus?
In criticising Republican candidates
for spending too much money in the
primaries, let it be remembered that
nobody would give much for a Dem
r. ocratic nomination this year.
One advantage in living in central
America is that if you don’t like the
result of the election you can start
something.
It’s rather significant that all bud
ding Democratic candidates are per
fectly willing to step aside for Pres
ident Wilson if he wants the nomina
tion. indicating that the Democratic
convention is apt to develop into an
“After you my dear Alphonse” affair.
Wonder what is becoming of all
the cherries that used to float around
in the shimmering cocktails?
Retouch your furniture with “Cer
tain-teed Universal Varnish.” North
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prices that are right. Over Cordova
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