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PUNCH THAT'S A
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HAVE T'STANO ON A MILK STOOL -
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OH VEAH ?
By COURTNEY ALDERSON
WHAR DIO
HE GO?
RURAL DELIVERY
By AL SMITH
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NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
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The 3I66BST
SNOWFALL
IN THE U-S.
FELL IN THE
WINTER OF
1906-07 IN
TAMARACK,
CALIFORNIA H
One drift was
74 inches deep/
rrsr.
r njew Zealand's living
• tBBS&SWS&,>. ....
most Cold-blooded animal
w
with a body temperature, of 52." F. / /
(A 7UAOfe AVBKAOe TEMPERATURE IS 76')
For
a familqttf 4- has to eat
7,'h. TONS of FOOD a near U
Uncle
pn»i\nns
Millie Wright wants to -git
her face lifted but ain’t got
no jack.
• • •
Some fellers who have good
wives don’t need a conscience.
• * •
In the Ridge Corners res
taurant some eggs ain’t boiled
long enough and some not
soon enough.
• • *
A lot of fellers miss the
boat just waitin’ for their
ship to come in.
• * •
Corn on the cob is good, in
the bottle it’s poison.
• • *
Kids with their hot rods
sure do scare us cold.
Since Grandpa Hedges got
his new teeth he says he kin
go places and chew things.
• » •
Marriage is like a drug to
some gals, they take one dope
after another,
• • •
Nothin’s as homey as seein’
a five yeor old a taggin’ along
with his grandpa.
* • •
Tubby Tyler is a livin’
dynamo. Everything he has is
charged.
—REV. CHARLEY GRANT
a A-2-54
Crossword
ACROSS
Dry
Food fish
Wipe up
Small valley
Vehicle for hire
Period of time
God of war
Japanese coin
Wan
Manifestation
Musical syllable
The (fr.)
On top of
Goal
Girl’s name
Was sorry
Parcel of land
Quality, suffix
Conjunction
Compass point
A shrub
American indians
In favor of
Church recess
Demigod
Gone by
Projecting wharf
Bad
A number
Finishes
Lifeless
DOWN
1. Fuss
2. Tatter
3. Sick
4. Profound
6. Chess position
6. Rabbit
7. Chopping tool
8. Scatter
9. High plateau
10. Mineral rocks
11. Piece of window
glass
Malt beverage
22.
23.
24.
26.
29.
30.
31.
32.
34.
38.
39.
44.
45.
46.
47.
48.
51.
53.
54.
55.
Former Russian
Degree of value
Excited
School terms
Small part
Ailments
Blackthorn
Head coverings
Malayan canoe
Get away
Female deer
Small quarrel
Actuate
Heavenly body
Employed
Small out-building
Metal fastener
Night before
Narrow inlet
[T
Solution
A 2-56
19.
21. Healthy
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