Here There Everywhere
' ■Wie'pla;;, “George Washington
Slept ^re,” presented by the Lit
U • Theatre group, the Kodlactors,
played to near capacity houses for
four nights. Some fine character
isations were given, and added to
the witty dialogue of Moss Hart
and George Kaufman, made for
enjoyable entertainment. Spud T.
Rowley as Mr. Kimber, a “Pa
Kettle” impersonation, Bill York
as Newton Fuller, Betty . Tullos
a;. Iris wife and George Kilner as
Uncle Stanley, all turned in excel
lent performances.
Sourdough Jack in the Fairbanks
News-Miner had thi3 to say the
other day: a physical check
up yesterday.^ Doctor said I’m in
awful bad shape About all I'm
fit for is Ike/p Job in the White
House ”
Ladies, we want it understood,
we’re only1 quoting the following
Richard H. 'Robertson, editor ol
The News, -of Leaksville, N. C.
asks in h(d Town Talk column
“Have ydA’^noticed the innunter
able things women do differently
than mgft? A man squeezes a
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that is, from the top. A woman
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woman strikes a match away from
herself. Men the other way. (that’s
good). Women close their eyes
when kissed. Men keep theirs
open. When undressing, a man
takes his shoes off first. A woman
takes her shoes off next fo last.
(Sounds like intimate secrets). A
woman turns on the gas and then
looks for matches. A man gets the
matches first. A woman never con
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tirety. She bites it, in half to see
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It’s going to cost a million and
a-half dollars to send- the, more
than 300 athletes to MelbbdVhe.
Australia, who will represent'UvE
United States in the > Olympic
games to be staged there this. fall.
The money has to be raised by
public< subscription. Some indus
tries are contributing large sums,
but the bulk of the money will
have to come from the American
people. Contributions can be sent
to the US Olympic Committee at
the Hotel Biltmore, New York,
N. Y.
56 million quarts of milk were
provided last year by America’s
22,406,000 milk cows. Half of this
was converted into butter, cheese,
evaporated milk ice cream etc:
The other half Americans consum
ed as fresh fluid milk. Seems
whatever we drink, we “drink
hearty.”
The plans for the small boat
harbor here, for which ?500,000
has already been voted on, passed
and endosed by the President, call
for a 12 acre harbor dredged to
a depth of 12 and 8 feet and will
be protected by two stone break
waters, according’to the U S Army
Corps of Engineers. The basin
here will provide the; only operat
ing" base for commercial fishing
between Seward and Dutch Har
bor*-* ;distance of -750 miles. The
cost is.estimated at $2,000,000. The
prdjept, will be advertised for bid
this1 December.
Organized labor has no greater
champion than Norman Thomas,
the long-time Socialist Party lead
er. He was gravely disturbed by
the recent subway strike in New
York. This was a wildcat strike,
called for jurisdictional reasons by
a small union. It literally tied up
the city and left 750,000 people
stranded in 96 degree heat. Mr,
Thomas made a significant state
ment, following the strike, when
he Said: “1 never believed that
there was an automatic identifi
cation of the good of a particular
group of workers with the good of
society ..... The American com
munity which has suffered more
than enough under the old capital
ist formula of, the public be
damned’ cannot permit labor
unions to say it with impunity.' ”
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Progress can be seen almost
daily in the construction of the
new Russian parsonage. Carl and
Nels Loberg, the two carpenters
on the construction, are doing an
excellent job. Carl thinks with
the right breaks in the weather,
the parsonage should be ready for
occupancy in about a month.
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A new monthly, “Glad Tidings,”
is being issued by the KROC of
the Russian Church. Rev. Roman
Sturmer is the Editor, Joe Heit
man. Associate and lone Norton is
News Editor. We found the little
mimeographed $heet fascinating
reading. Two features “The Divine
Liturgy,” and “Background Infor
mation of * the Russian* Orthodox
Church in Kodiak" we found to be
particular^ interesting and in
formative. From the latter we
learned the “Promyshlenski,” the
daring and reckless fur hunters of
the Siberian backwoods, were the
first to suspect that something in
teresting “lay across the Pacific
Ocean from Siberia.” Old records
hint these early frontiersmen built
"lodki” of loose boards and crude
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