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By FRANK THOMAS
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By COURTNEY ALDERSON
RURAL DELIVERY
DO VOU CALL VOURSELF A COOK?
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NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH By Arnold
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'1 Archie Thomas;
dr Brockton, Mass., raised
a CUCUMBER fcWat weighed
3 POUNDS. tO OUNCES !!
Some fellers join the army
while others do their fightin'
at home.
• * *
A rookie G.I. was told to
police the grounds by his
Sarge; He said. “If it’s little
pick it up. if it's big paint it.
if it moves salute it.
If you are a G.I there are
two ways to do a job, the right
way and the army wuy.
Too many gals are all tucker
ed out before they're tucked in.
When Tubby Tyler's mule
kicked his motherinlaw every
body wanted to buy the mule.
* * *
When a. feller gits too old to
set a bad example he starts
given out good advice.
* • *
Real preachers are born, not
paid.
Some self made fellers are
sure in love with their maker. .
* * *
Tod Bolton’s wife says a good
joke is wonderful unless you're
married to one.
Tubby Tyler drowned his
wife's cat then offered a
twenty five dollar reward for
its return alive.
—REV. CHARLEY GRANT
CROSSWOM)
ACROSS
1. Darken
6. Furnished with
shoes
10. Depart
12. Pertaining to the
tides
IS. Traveling vender
15. Period of time
16. Sow
17. Before
18. Of the mind
20. Precious stones
21. Meadow
22. Auricle
24. Paving material
25. Possess
26. Passageways
28. One
30. Go back
32. Rise
34. Suffix
35. Feel injjred
37. Fresh
38. Conjunction
39. Fruit drink
40. Was seated
41. Disfigures
43. Trust
45. Part of to be
46. G. it
47. 'Limited food
50. Error
52. Dig
53. Paid notice
54. Lost blood
55. Blanched
DOWN
1. Pig pen
2. Go quickly
3. Firm
4. Challenge
6. Spanish article
6. Pointed weapons
7 Part of foot
8. Queer
9. Doctor of Divinity
10. Seed
11. Mineral rock*
14. Ogle
16. Spots
19. Came closer
20. Struggle for
breath
21. Knowledge
22. Kitchen
24. Tried
27. Came ashore
28. Region
29. Salamander
81. Vases
33. Implant
36. Merited
38. God of war
41. Mother
42. Dry
43. Kind of dessert
44. Notion
46. Salt
48. First woman
49. Spread to dry
61. Lung disease
62. Displaced person