CAP CADETS TO BE
ADVANCED TONIGHT
An advancement ceremony for
CAP Cadets is slated for this eve
ning at 7:30 at the Armory, accord
ing to Commandant of Cadets Lt.
Jesse Jones.
Among the advancements will
Chuck Burnett advanced from
Flight Leader to Cadet Command
er, taking the place of Lt. Tommy
Boucher, who will be placed on an
advistory status. New flight lead
er will be Cadet David Grant.
Cuts Down Corruption
TEHRAN, Iran Iff) — Prime Min
ister Ali Amini said Saturday his
reform campaign has cut down
high-level corruption in Iran by
about 60 per cent.
More than two-dozen high offi
cials, army officers and big busi
nessmen have been jailed in con
nection with corruption cases since
Amini took office a year ago.
In Magistrate's Court
Jerry Billiken Sokienna pleaded
guilty to disorderly conduct and
was fined $100.
Orville Muller pleaded guilty to
a drunk charge and was given 15
day suspended and a $50 fine.
First tribute to motherhood was
made by the ancient Greeks, who
worshipped Cybele, mother of the
gods, with an annual tribute held
on the Ides of March.
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CAB PROPOSES TO CANCEI
MUNZ’ NOME - KOTZEBUE
ROUTE CERTIFICATE
WASHINGTON <£> — The Civil
Aeronautics Board proposed Sat
urday to cancel the long unused
certificate of an Alaskan bush air
line that has authority for an ir
regular route on the Seward Penin
sula and for a regular route be
tween Nome and Kotzebue.
The certificate “was issued ixi
1942 to William S. Munz, doing
business as Munz Airways. The
Nome-Kotzebue route was to be
operated by way of Taylor, Candle
and Deering.
In January, 1955, the board au
thorized Munz to transfer his cer
tificate to Howard J. Mays. In 1956
Munz was granted temporary au
thority to operate the airline be
cause, he said, Mays had left the
business and had assigned all his
interests back to Munz. Later the
company’s general manager was
killed and its main aircraft de
stroyed, and the CAB decided to
refrain fron final action on the
certificate transfer.
The board said that since May,
1961, Munz has held a certificate
as an air taxi operator and has
conducted most of his taxi service
elsewhere than on the route of
the airline.
Furthermore, the CAB said, two
airlines — Wien Alaska and Alas
ka — have authority to operate
between Nome and Kotzebue.
The board said it had tentative
ly concluded that no useful pur
pose would be served by con
tinuing the Munz-Mays authority,
but would receive protests or other
comment until May 17.
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The Psychology
Of a Kiss
1 SAN MATEO, Calif, iff) — What’s
’ a kiss?
An intangible that inspires
tunesmiths to rhyme June with
moon and the spaceminded, per
haps, to add balloon.
Intangible, yes, but a very potent
power in guiding man’s destiny,
assert historians.
; It’s simpler than that, says Randy
' Wolfe, and equates:
0-1 plus 0-2 minus R-l plus
R-2 equals E.
Randy elucidated in a contest
winning essay:
A kiss is a matter of electrical
impulses which as an effect (E)
or resultant that can be derived
from this simple formula:
Take the electrical outputs (O)
of the two subjects — one male,
one female — and the resistance
(R) factor of same. Thus, scienti
fically speaking, sort of, Randy
evolved his equation.
Hence 0-1, output of the girl
plus 0-2, output the boy minus
R-l and R-2, their respective re
sistances, equals E — or effect of
the osculation.
Although the girl’s lipstick may
have helped attract the boy to her
lips, Randy writes it off as a re
sistant factor in arriving at E.
Randy concludes:.
“The effect of a kiss is directly
proportional to the product of the
two outputs and the sum of the
resistance factors, and inversely
proportional to the product of the
phases.”
j.iie eruoue essay is emmea
“The Psychology a£ a Kiss ” and
is subtitled: “A Quasi-Philosophical
Pseudo-Scientific Discourse.”
Randy further concludes:
“We can also readily observe
that a disturbance in the nervous
electrical pattern can be caused
bv a voluntary mental action. This
would explain the difference be
tween the ‘Hi, Honey, I’m home,’
kiss and the ‘darling, I love you’
kiss.”
He makes one additional obser
vation:
“You get out Of a kiss just what
you put into it.”
And who is Randy?
Randy is a 17-year-old senior at
San Mateo High School.
Can this 17-year-old speak with
the voice of experience?
“I don’t date too much,” Randy
concedes. “Too busy.”
Busy? Besides equating and
essay writing, Randy is on the
school swimming team, active in
student government —- and an
honor student.
Although his essay won a con
test sponsored by the University
of California, Randy plans to en
roll at Dartmouth Callege next
fall to study physics and PhilosOpy.
natoiial nomination in California,
says he supports capital punish
toedt.
“For an ultimate crime there
must be an ultimate punishment,”
he told e press club gathering here
Friday night.
Vice President Richard Nixon, who
is seeking the Republican guber
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Kitchen redecoration is a pop
ular winter project. Here are
a few tips worth keeping in
mind when you decide upon a
new kitchen color scheme.
Wash all^ surfaces to be paint
ed with paint cleaner or turpen
tine, to remove the thin film of
grease formed from cooking va
pors. If this step is omitted,
paint will dry slowly, may even
take days to harden properly..
Best results refinishing cabi
nets can be obtained by remov
ing doors, all hardware. Place
doors for painting on a hori
zontal surface with small blocks
or mateh sticks under each cor
ner to prevent marring of wet
surface.
Select a satin sheen enamel
like “Duco” enamel for the cabi
nets and walls.
(Du Peat Paint Infermatian Service)
SUNDAY'S RESULTS
National League
3an Francisco 7, Chicago 3
New York 7, Philadelphia 5
Milwaukee 3-1, Houston 2-9
Cincinnati 5-0, St. Louis 4-3
Los Angeles at Pittsburgh, rain
Washington 4-0, New York 2-8
Boston 3-3, Chicago 2-5
Cleveland 5, Kansas City 1
Minnesota Id, Detroit 7
Las Angeles 15, Baltimore 7
Pacific Coast League
Seattle 6, Tacoma 4
San Diego 11-2, Vancouver 6-1
Hawaii at Spokane, rain
Salt Lake City at Portland, rain
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U.S. Assigns
Polaris Subs to
Atlantic Alliance
ATHENS, Greece CP? — The
United States Saturday placed five
missile armed Polaris submarines
under the Technical Command of
the Atlantic Alliance, informed
sources said.
The United States further pledged
to her NATO allies that her entire
Atlantic fleet of Polaris submarines
would be pledged to NATO defense
as they come into service. Event
ually, the United States plans to
have 41 Polaris submarines, the
bulk of which will be in the At
lantic fleet.
The submarines will, under pre
sent NATO command arrangements,
remain under operational Ameri
can command at every level, al
though given NATO defense assign
ments.
They are now part of the NATO
Ocean Command, under U.S. Adm.
R. L. Dennison, whose seagoing
role is comparable to that of Gen.
Lauris Norstad, the NATO Eu
propean comamnder.
The U.S. action was disclosed to
the Atlantic Allies by Defense
Secretary Robert McNamara dur
ing a secret meeting here of NATO
Defense and Foreign Ministers in
formants said.
The United States is also pledged
to consult its Atlantic Allies before
changing the assignment of the
Polaris submarines.
Machines Eliminate Jobs
HARRIMAN, N.Y. (A — At least
200,000 jobs a year will be eli
minated by machines in the next
decade, according to a report to
the American Assembly Confer
ence here cm technical changes.
T»*s» - rsport, submitted Fiidsy
night by Ewan Clague, U.S. Com
missioner of Labor Statistics, and
Leon Greenberg, Bureau of Labor
Statistics, was described as the first
attempt to reduce automation iob
losses to actual figure.
It said the economy needs to
create 200,000 jobs a year just to
take care of those people dis
placed by technological change.
MONDAY and FRIDAY
Flight 309/310
Lt. Fairbanks 8:00 un. Jb. Kotsebue 8:50 am.
Lt. KaMbw 8:80 un. Ar. 8mm 10:20 nan.
Lt. Horn* 2:80 pjn. Ar. Fairbanks 6:25 p.m.
WEDNESDAY
Flight 309/310
*00 u. Ar. KeM
8:20 ua.
Lt. Kotsebue
10:00 fcA.
11:00
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Lt. Kama 2:50 pan. Ax. Fairbanks 7:85 pan.
TUESDAY, THURSDAY
and SATURDAY
Flight 311/312
Lt. Fairbanks
Lt. Nmm
Ar. Nome
10:00
Ar. Koisabne
10:50 man.
Lt. Kotsebue
11:20 a.m.
Ar. Fairbanks
2:80 pan.
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