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IS TO HAVE YOUR CAR IN TIP TOP SHAPE.
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IS A GOOD TIME TO CHECK OVER YOUR
AUTOMOBILE COMPLETELY WITH- COMPETENT
FOR YOUR PROTECTION
Mrs. Neil Miller, form
erly employed r.t the Recre
ation Hall lunch room, has
gone to Anchorage where sho
is employed at the Base
hospital.
The difference between
Jan Koslosky and Joe Penner
is that Jan Koslosky has a
goose. Anybody wanna buy
a goose? Not that Jan au
thorized us to sell his
goose but he is going into
the Army next month and wo
are afraid he wont be here
for Thanksgiving.
Lav,tcnee Dre^horn at the
Trading Post is spending
several days in Anchorage
on business.
Harry Cheek has arrived
in Palmer from Beattie to.,,
act as sales manager for
the Matanuska Valley Farm
ers Cooperating Association,
Mr. Cheek was secretary
of the 'Washington State
Grange when he accepted the
position here.
BUY VICTORY STAMPS AT GEN
ERAL OFFICE. . , .
offers l~ jki jfi rrrof^,
Qe T YOUR DEFENSE STAMPS
free
' $1.00 STAMPS GIVEN “ AWAY EACH DAY
INQUIRE
PALMER ALASKA
MEB3E THIS IS TRUE*
The stenographer shortage
in Washington(D.C.) is said
to have come to such a pass
that the Civil Service test
for typists in particular,
is to put a girl in a room
' with a trashing machine, a
! machine gun and a typewri
ter and if she is able to
identify the typewriter,she
gets the job.
About what's going-on at
Dutch Harbor and in Bering
sea, the Valley Settler is
not in the same boat that
Secretory William H. Seward
was when he made this per
fect answers
Attending a Washington
gathering, he commented
freely upon various subject)
but when the conversation
turned to troop movements
that were occurring, he im
mediately became Silent,
Several of the group
voiced speculations, and
one of the young women pres
ent said to the statesmen,
"What do you think? Where
are the troops going?"
The Secretary replied:
"Madam, if I did not know,
I would.tell you."
A bomb-shy Ohioan painted
this sign on his roof: "Any
Resemblance Between This
Roof and That of the Wright
Aeronautical Plant is Purely
Coincidental."
- Reader's Digest