RADIO CITY
Rumor has it that Mt. Moffett is the
very proud pessessor of the outstanding
shuffleboard combination on the island.
It has also been overheard that compe
tition of sufficient caliber is sadly
lacking on Adak. They are sick and
tired of meeting "soft-touches”. They
are really not complaining !cause these
"fish" keep them in refreshments. In
addition, I have heard they have been
"recruited" as "ringers" for the Parent
organization team to defeat all comers
from the down-town area,. This is being
written as sufficient warning to all
contenders.
The following is not a classified ad
vertisement, but merely a beneficial
suggestion for the up-keep of all shuf
fleboards located at /various c,lubs on
Adak. Periodically, shuffleboard pucks
have a way of becoming lost, strayed or
stolen. Knowing that these pucks are
hard to come by and must be special or
dered, I may have the answer to al 1
those in need of extra pucks. I have a
friend who is a cook. Recently, this
cook, whose name I wonH mention for ob
vious reasons, ran off a ’’test-batch of
dinner rolls. The output of this test
run resulted in perfect replicas of the
regulation shuffleboard puck as to si?e
shape and weight. With a little paint,
for marking, they should fill any order
for regulation tournament play. If the
recipe is still available, and upon re
quest, he can produce dozens at a time.
The only cost will be a little ’’dough!’.
JOKE: Proving andold adage”many truths
are said in jest”, I submit the follow
ing: A local businessman, after having
spent a few hours with the boys at th§
local pub, was maneuvering quite un
steadily up the street toward home when
he passed one of the local matrons, Up*^^
©a seeing him, the matron said haughti-^J
ly, ”Mr. Jones, if I were in the shape
you are in, I’d shoot myself”. ’’Lady”,
our besotted friend replied, ”if you
were in the shape I’m in, you’d probab
ly miss”.
See you next week,
Ralph E. Foo
* F'RFNC^ V " S AWOy'5 BED....
NEW ARRIVALS
A RADIO CITY welcome aboard to the fol
lowing new personnel?
CORDRY, R.G., SI<1, received from Reserv
Raining Center, Racine, Wisconsin.
GRAHAM, C. CMHCP and KENYON, A.H.CMHCP,
received from USNAVSCON Port Hueneme,
McQUIETER, A.C. coming to us from
NAVSTA San Diego. ALVARADO, A., SN re
ceived from sunny Monterey, California.
Just think...only twelve months to go!i
!