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ITS STILL A MATTER
OF DISPUTE WHETHER THET
FAT PEOPLE Gfi WOT
Girl: "My cat is named Ben Hur*"
Boy: "That’s a,funny name for a cat*"
Girl: "The cat was just Ben until he
had kittens*"
Then there was the sweet young thing
that wanted to marry a sailor and
rear admirals*
Living on a budget is the same as
living beyond your means except, that
you have a record of it*
Question: M Why is an automobile al
referred to as a 'she' or 'her
Answers because automobiles are im
proved by paint, the foreign ones are
in demand, the newer models preferred
judged to a large extent by the body
style, they*re expensive, undepend
able, tempermental, unpredictable and
hard to get along without*”
Speaker:11 The young man of today has
to watch for golden opportunities*”
Voice from the rears "The redhead and
brunette opportunities aren't bad
either• "
OP&ZATtOH SLOVDe
HT6 ££IN3 TRANS^eRREB^
*TD ITALY ANP HE'S
Studying ^/i, '