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\ Shall I dip him again, Casey?
After reading all the epitaphs
in -the graveyard, you wonder where,
they bury the sinners*
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The girl who 'throws herself at
a man never Mrs* ■ v ■
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An attractive young girl went
rn&Lng with one of the local Ro
meos but his car suddenly stop
ped by a lonely* beach. -
“Out of gas,11 he muttered.
Nonchalantly, the girl open
ed her bag and pulled out a
flask, , , . >
^Hey, you*rd all right,“ her
date exclaimed. “Is it scotch
or bourbon?11 ;.
. The girl smiled Sweetly. “Gas.
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“Why is a date on a moolight
night like the third degree?11
“Because it makes a man want
to say things he knows he is
going to regret., I
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