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I Adak FOL Contractors, Box 1039,
j Anchorage, Alaska* .. .
j Bid Item 1, $1,266,571*00
! Bid Item 2, $1,135,922.00
j.The Government estimate was:
j Bid Item 1, $1,525,000.00
; Bid Item 2, $1,350,000.00
| The contract has been awarded on Bid
d Item 1 to the low bidder, The Adak FOL
j Contractors,
j CHILD CARE.
I . Will care for two or three children,
j perferable past the age of 2 years old.
Cal], 134 W for father information.
SMALL NOISES
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CHUCKLES
Cleared of. a street-fighting charge,
a man in Garfield, N.J., was back in the
same courtroom two weeks later. On his
first visit he’d stolen the judges’ gav
el. '• ■
’’Well, Neal,” said his uncle, ”1 hear
you’re engaged to one of the lovely Car
lson twins.”
’’That’s right,” .replied Neal proudly.:
”Bur, said, his uncle, ”how on earth :
do you manage to tell them apart.”
”0h,” answered the young man,”1 don’t;
try!”
Pleading with a judge to ignore a j
traffic ticket because he had driven for;
21 years without an accident or arrest:
almost worked for a motorist in Granby,j
Conn., until it was discovered that he:
also had driven 21 years without a lice
nce •
One racing fan to another: ”1 had a
great day at the track yesterday; a fel
low borrowed &50* from me before I had a;
chance to lose it,”
CHUCKLES
&
SMALL NOISES
A Pasadena, Calif., policeman was al- ;
ready at the scene of a motorcycle fire |
wherr he was /jven radio instructions to j
drive to the site and give aid. He cou- i
ldn't get to his radio to tell the dis- j
patcher that he was already there, how- \
ever, because it was his motorcycle that \
was on fire. r
After a brief honeymoon,a Kansas City j
Mo.,bridegroom went home to mother until j
his bride findished her tour of duty.
She’d been recalled to duty by thedj
Marine Corps. ;
A resident of Tulsa, Okla., Complain- j
ed to police that every weekend, while :
he and his wife were out of town, some- 1
one broke into his home bathed — and j
left a ring in the tub. ;