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old muy.*'
Teachers ,TWhat. is the result of neg
ative thinking?”
Coed: ”You remain an old maid.”
Sweet Young Thing: "Can you tell me
.vhere I can find the Captain, .please?”
Sailor: "He’s forward, miss.”
SYT: "Oh, that’s all right* It’s !a
pleasure cruise*" *
■ .Daffynition: . Women Haters——MTomen
CARTOON of w WEEK
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gaged with a spade in the mud beside
his car when a stronger, hailed him*
"Stuck?" asked the stranger*
"No," replied the driver0 "I just
swore to myself that I»d bury the first
fool that asked me that question and
this is your grave®"
He: "May I kiss you?"
She: "No, I have scruples#"
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