j NONSENSE
I (con’t)
[sNew York college and another college dn
jChicago. He has green hair,six eyes,and
[four noses. He never eats anything but
[Tundra, and seldom drinks anything.stro
nger than lop. He was born in a "blizzard
jin the Frozen Artie and. will probely
;die likewise. Oh yes the most important
: thing "His real name is Oshkosh Debussy.11
I hear Rusty of the Swingbil.l ies is
igettin short,so is "Trip" at the galley,
!Guess who made CFO??? Your right. Thats
jwhat I think,Sure.I guess he knows. Hes
[been around long enough. And the.latest
jirumor, Betty Grable is due to arrive .in
|Alrska in 20 months. Any body gonna be j
[around??? j
j ' Any similarity to actual writers is <
jpruely coincidental,.and: all people men-!
[tinned are friends .of mine. See you next j
I week# ' i
/s/ "A1 Stein."
’’This is the Spirit”
There’s a. tough, twisting road thro
ugh one part of the Rocky Mountains' that
frightens many a driver, After a long
istretch of driving torture, he comes to
|the worst spot of all, an^extremely nsr^
row pass. Instinctively, he starts to
turn back, then he sees a sign. All it
says is:”Oh yes you can. Millions have,”
Just because a job is tough doesn’t
mean you can’.t do it, Just because the
going is rnugh doesn’t mean you can*t
■ike the grade. All life is tough, no.
or i.lor how smooth things appear on the
O' ■'.'ace. But we have to stay in there
pw: owing. Others have done it, so can
we. All we have to do As to make up our
mend that we are going to lick some tou
gh job, come up to some tough problem,
and solve it like a man, Tho man who
up his sleeves will rarely lose
hi-.-: shirt. The man who faces life squa
rely will never be beaten for long.
”1 eat grapes all day long,” said
what?” demanded the doc, ’’Lots of pe
.!!.0.££..'.t.he....wallp.ap.er.?’’..
Contrary to the West Point tradition!
of"bidding farewell to Cadet Grey to don^
Army Blu," pvt* Don Eitner at Ft. Sill ,
Okla.j switched the saying by giving up;
a cadet uniform to wear Army Green. Eit-j
ner’s cadet uniform was worn, however,;
as a member of the cast on the TV series!
"West Point Story" bather than as a stu-:
dent at the US Military Academy. . .Gwen;
Verdon won her third "Tony" award. Comp-:
arable to Hollywood’s "Oscar," for her;
dancing and singing in the Broadway mus-j
ical "New Girl in Town’,1 It was her third;
such award; now out of the cast she will!
star in the Hollywood version of "Damm:
Yankees," another award-winning perform-!
ancec,,«.A leopard skin background could:
cause sports before your eyes; however:
the spots should not dim your appreciat-!
ion of a subject such as Joan Collins.,,!
Ella Fitzgerald and the popular Oscar £
Peterson Trio are now on tour in Europe;{
the tour include several one nighters at!
military commands......Home after 17 mo-|
nths in Europe, Col. Gary Crosby is onl
furlough to team with singer Pat Boone i
in the 20th Century-Fox movie "Mardi Gr-j
as." j
TOPS in TOPS. . . The nation’s top;
ten juke box tunes, as published in this;
week? s"Cashbox Magazine,"were, in order? j
1. "Tequila" (Champs)
2. "Lollipop" (Chordettes)
3. "Who’s Sorry Fow" (Connie Francis) j
4. "Sweet Little Sixteen" (Chuck Berry j
5* "He's Got the Whole World in His ]
Hands" (Laurie London)
6. "Catch A Falling Star" (Ferry Como) j
7. "Are You Sincere" (Andy Williams) ;
3, ■ "A Wonderful Time Up There" (Pat . j
Boone) j
9. "26 Miles" (Four Preps)
10. "It's Too Soon to Know" (Fat Boone)!
the worried nan to the Psychiatrist. "So!
ople eat grapes." Reported the patient: S