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JUST SMRU& SHOULDERS!n j
Daffynitions: Filing cabinet - a place
where papers are lost alphabetically.
Weather reporter describing his wife—
uShe speaks up to 150 words per minute
with gusts up to 180.”
Some men spend fifty dollars on a can
ary. Others spend twice as much on a
lark.
Father* "So you want to be my son-in**
law?’"
Jack* "No sir, tut if I marry your
daughter, I donft see how I can help
it.”
First Coed* ’’That senior had the au
dacity to kiss me.”
Second Coed: ”0f course you were in
dignant?”
First Coed: ”Yos, every time.”
Sailor* "Gosh, honey, I’m glad I’ll
bo ‘ '.e first sailor you’ve ever been
out ith, Where shall I meet you?”
Doll? "How about the starboard side
of pi r seven at 2100?”
Juvenile delinquency is when a young
ster stops asking his parents where he
came from and starts telling them
where to go.
Jack* "What do you get by crossing a
cow with a mule?”
Neal* "A kick in your milk.”
C&SRAT/ON SLONPS
WITH
you, DAD/