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j ASSORTED CaOCO LATES WHERE .f, |
The efficiency expert was dead and his heirq
were giving-him a'*f&tTPy rf\ineral*'*A^ six’, pall-1',
bearers were carrying the pasket out of.the
funeral parlor, the Jid.. suddenly popped1 open
and the efficiency expert sat"upright and
shouted,"If you’d put this thing on wheels,
you could lay off four'xnen.n
A couple of GIs who were stationed on the- '■»
island of Okinawa were' sitting around, in the
•barracks one day discussing their future ^ *
once they got '©ut Qf" the Army* One of the ’ ' *
soldiers was a ctrp'sman and hi? interest "
in medicine'was evident; when h£ §aids *
’’When I get out of'this man’s army, I’m
going to medical^school on the GI Bill and
major in obstetrics," ; ■ \ t;
"What for; buddy?"'; asked his friend .Listen,
with the progress medical science is making J
these days, by the time you get out of
medical school, they1!! ‘have found a cure for
it!" ‘ • • ■■ „/ i ’ '
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*MCOP.‘E MAS A BAP CASS
Of= INSOMNIA.*.0
Fsure you H AVE everything.
JLITTfR© or i'WT^iO DU2T ION
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* 'Two sailors were walking down the
.‘.the main street of a big'city.'when
1 ONE OF THEM asked the jother: "Which
‘would you give iij6, sJoe, winder
* womeA?^
* "Well," replied Joe,"it depends
‘on the age„"__