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Docs "The pain in your leg is caused
by old age#"
Patient: "Old age nothing; the other
leg’s the same age and it does’t hurt!
"They say brunettes have sweeter dis
positions than redheads,”
'•That’s a lot of hooey. My wife’s
been both and I can’t see any differ
ence,”
Drunk (to uniformed bystander); "Shay,
call me a cab, will yuh?"
Uniformed bystander; "My good man, I
am not a doorman, I’m in the Navy,"
Drunk: "Alright, Call me a boat, I’ve
got to get home,"
Woman (on telephone ); "Is my husband
at the club?"
NCO: 'To, ma’am,"
Woman: "But I haven’t told you who I
am!"
A hipster walking in San Francisco
at the time of a slight earthquake
turned to his girl and said, "Man,
this town really moves!"
And'then there was the woman who
said to her husband, "Be an angel
and let me drive." : >
He did, and ho is.
Overheard in a girls’ dorms "Hen
fall into three categories. • • the
rich, the handsome and the majority!"