One of comedian Jackie Mason’s
favorites: In the words of the great
Montezuma: "Tell those Marines to stop
singing in the hallways!"
An elementary school class in econom
ics in Moscow was studying the United
States. The teacher asked one of the
students:
"Now Ivan, what is the United States
like?" -
Iva-n: "The United States is a cap
italist country in which millions are
unemployed and starving."
Teacher: "And what is the goal of
the Soviet Union?”
Ivan: "To catch up with and over
take the United States.”
Lady-of-the-house: "Mary, did you give
the delivery boy a snack like I told
you to?"
Cook: "Snack, M am? I thought you said
smack!"
Coroner: "And what were your husband’s
last words?"
Widow: "That gun doesn’t scare me -
you couldn’t hit the side of a barn."
Two Vermont caterpillars are lolling
on a cabbage leaf. A butterfly flutters
around over their heads.
One turns to the ether and says, "Nape,
you'll never get me up in one of them
things!"
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Courtship is the process of seek
ing a girl’s hand until she has
you under her thumb.