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Odds and Ends: At his recuest, every Monday morning, we all have to take a look
at PN1, DGLEZAL’s various scars and bruises - he recently has taken up the art of
Aikido and practices over the weekend. Last Monday, he came into the office limp
ing, but was very quiet about his condition. Naturally, everyone assumed he had
been busy at this defensive art again. However, we've learned since from undis
closed sources that he merely stepped off his porch in housing and pulled a liga
ment in his legj
Lre have as a result requested a revision of plans for the new housing area, i,e.,
no porches or steps leading up to an-outside entrance for the sake of aged PN’s,
who just might have to report here for duty in the future, DOLSZAL can be seen at
sick bay at least twice a week under a heat lamp - sympathy cards are welcome]
Anyone finding a set of "uppers", please return to the Admin, Office, These were
lost in the vicinity of Clam Lagoon in a sort of "indirect manner," Reward - of
course]
Overheard on a CGMASTA bus, during the brief moment of silence, just before the
bus driver depressed the starter in preparation for the routine trip to NAVSTA:
One little fellow in.a.rear seat yells to the little guy sitting right next to
him, "If you don’t like the bus driver, tell him, not me]" The driver certainly
put his inside rear vision mirror to good use during that trip]
Stephen 0, GRAY, Jr., CS2> now can actually laugh at all the fancy automobile ad
vertisements about the new wide track front-end late model Pontiacs. He discovered
one night a couple of weeks ago that all he needed was a "wider track" for his
present model]
Glad to see you got the "Big Chief" back on the trail again, GRAY*
Recently, .just prior to the physical training tests, a newsreel was being shown in
our theatre covering the International Olympic Games* One particular Japanese
athlete was performing beautifully and effortlessly on’the horizontal bars going
through every routine Imaginable; knee,- hip, seat and toe underswings; right flank,
front, rear, squat, straddle and stoop vaults - everything that could possibly be -;
done on the barj After witnessing all of these feats, one young man in the audience
nudged his buddy next to him and whispered, "And here I sit sweatin' 3 pull-ups." •
The new theme song for the Mess Hall should be: "Yes,
Me Have- No Bananas."
Sports: Here are the latest standings of our bowling league in their eleventh week:
PLACE TEAM
WON
TOP 5 MEN
list
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
8th
FUNTS70NES 33
CPO»s 2?
ALLEYS' SEFERS 23
FIRST CLASS 22
•STRIKERS 22
OFFICERS
21
CLIFFDi ELLERS 16
COMPANY "A” 12
11
17
21
22
22
23
23
32
JONES
HANLEY
BUSCH
RASMUSSEN
MARKON'
171
169
162
159
157