OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT.*..
Big happenings this week! Chief HADLEYs
furry friend has really begun to out
smart the fellas in the department. The
industrialistic ET’s built a trap uthat
works like the good ’ol spear or cross
bow. They say the furry one uses the .
cross-bow typo spear to cut the oait...
I think tte fellas in the TTY shop ar,e
going to do the trick though. They have
developed the ”ZOT” machine that’ll end
anything. If the furry friend walks in
to this"one, we’ll have to.scrape ' him
out. We’ll give you further news on?our
”ZGT” machine as we progress...and RM’s
DO progress..
Mr. & Mrs. DGK, RM1, will probably be
'•extended for six months or so because of
Mr. DGK’ s slowness—inphysical fitness.
After all, we do want him .and-hie ■wife.
to be able to walk.up the ladder to the
plane. If it wern’t for elevators and
escalators-, he’d be without a prayer.He
has actually received his orders and
wants everyone to know,
We have a couple of fellas that are sit
ting around chewing their nails
md
getting grey hair.. These two are JOSE—
PHSON RM1, and ”p” "G” Rid. They both
took the exam for Chief and are sweat
ing it out. In fact, "P" "G” is so
worried that he’s losing what little
hair he has left. Here’s wishing both
of you the best of luck....
THOMAS, RMSN, and MILLER, RM3, just
want to let all you people know tney’re
the ones that are holding the communi
cations together on this island.
The impossible has happened’!’ C0XjRM3 •
has smiled today for the first time
since he’s been on the island. Why was
he smiling? I imagine it was because
his long over-due 1-A card arrived to
day. Have fun on your DD’’!’! -
Well, that’s it again for this week. I
guess the happenings wern’t so big af
ter ~allv—"Oh well, all we can do is
try’! ?1 * (Quoted from' Chief ROT/IE”,_
RADIO CITY E.M. CLUB MGR. LANMAN says
that the turn-out for his week-end low
budget dinner and Sunday BINGO has been
like great, man, great. He plans to con
tinue so come on out and have fun......
MOFFETT HIGHLIGHTS
This week*s Moffett Highlights column
will be rather short. The original
column prepared for this weeks Issue
cannot be published until a later date
■due to technical difficulties involv
ing publishing rights.
”FRENCHY” our now famous Mt. Moffett
.cook, has been overwhlemed with orders
for shuffleboard pucks. He now states
that he cannot fill anymore orders for
pucks because he sold the recipe to the
■ American Shuffleboard Co. He’s now be
ginning work on a round.cake recipe...
says if he can find a drill bit that’s
hard enough to drill the holes, he’ll
be in the bowling ball business..
Departing Moffetteers....
This week we bid a fond farewell to:
JP.Z. QUEVEDO, RM2, and G.D. HARRINGTON
SA.
That’s it for this week....
RALPH E. F00