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j1S!f 'e : •- -11 those things could be
i* : ei;:,;.cal called flucrocabon, de
;r:' r,-'(: iroin the raw clement., fluorine. The
• clu: .... ,al will "revolutionize many of to
l1'.; ':- modes of living, "the article said,
offer man a chemical family of ser
vants for both home and industry.
S M 'A L L
NOISES
Arrested for forgery, a man in Eure
ka, Calif., explained that he had signed
his phony checks with the district atto
rney's name because he figured it would
fool people,
‘ When the Internal Revenue Service in
• Knoxville ,Tenn.rejected a woman’s ded
uction for coal to heat her home, she
contended, ’’Well, that’s loss by fire,
isn’t it?”
Slipping out of a hotel in Indiana, a
guest took along two lamps, two sheets,
two pillow cases, two bedspreads, two
•* ght tables and a leather chair.
House breakers in Worcester, Mass.,
looted a dwelling of a pair of trousers,
a dress, and the family watchdog.
Incoming prisoners at the state peni
itentiary in Ft« Madison, Iowa, receive
|a classification tost that aska, "Have
you ever felt urged to commit a crime?”
Those were some of the small noises
:that contributed to the daily explosion
iback home.
(AFFS Weekly Feature)
A man at a crowed bar was heard to
comment wryly: wI’m so full of penicil
lin that if I was to sneeze I’d probably
cure two or three people.”
A tfovng draftee was startled out of a j
sleep by his platoon sergeant his\
first night in the Army. ;
"Hey, youj" bellowed the sergeant,!
"it's 4:30!” |
"Four-thirty?” mumbled the rookie , i
"Man, you’d better get to bed. We get a;
big day tomorrow."
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