SNAFU
* I JUST CANT SEEM TO
LICK THIS COLD CHIEF-I'VE
TRIED EVERYTHIN©... RUM..GIN..
SCOTCH ...BOURBON.. BRANDY..*
’’Good heavensl” cried
phistlor when he saw his
mother cn her knees wash
ing the floor. ’’Have you
gone off your rocker?”
Then there was
•the girl who was
:so narrow minded
she only needed
■'one earring.
LIFE1 3 DARKEST MOMENT* The day you suffer
seasickness and lockjaw at the same time#
JACK* ’'Whan I was born, ray family was s«
poor and had so many kids already the;*
didn't know what to name me. So theywrot<
five hundred names on slips of paper anc
drew one out of a hat...and up until 3
was sixteen everybody called me 6 7/s#
When Daddy pinched the parlor maid
She raved and boxed his ears,
Now daddy is the guy who’s pinched—
He’s doing 20 yearsl
URAL* “They had to shoot poor old Pido
yesterday,”
TOM* "Was he mad.”
NEAL* ”He wasn't any too pleased.”
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