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In ladies fashions
From slip to topper
Anything fitting is
no longer proper
DEFINITION: People
bragging about their
accompli shment s——
the patter of little
feats.
[£hyx>as of Ihe Times
IN TRAVELS ASRO&i?
OOWr YOU 06 THE LOUT
WHO BOASTFULLY
THSaOWS l«S WEIGHT ABOUT
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Drunk: "Taxi?"
Driver: "Yes,
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Drunk:"I thought
so,"
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A man' entered a Texas saloon
brandishing a piece of paper. "It’s
!a list of all the men I can whip,"
he told the hangers-on^.
• "Is my name on there?" demanded
a burly ranch hand.'
"Xup, it is," replied the man.
j "Well, you can't whip me."
"Are you right sure?"
"I right sure am," the ranch
■hand answered as he rolled up his
sleeve. '
;• "Very well," said the men. "I’ll *J
take your name off the list."
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Two men sitting at the bar: j
“Neal, after you- drink a lot
doss your tongue burn?”
"I don't know, Jack, I've
never been drunk enough to
light it.”
H.e was telling his child
a bedtime story and it went:
"Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy wuzzy had no' hair.
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
wuz he?” About that time
the kid yelled out;
"Hey, Ma, .the old man's
flipped again I”.' .
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