11 ANT Dlf rCEMENTStf
"Any parents desiring the services of
a professionally wualified turor during
the summer months are requested to call
Extension 461 after 1800 .for further
information,"
"FTA ANNUAL ELECTIONS” ‘ :
The annual elections for officers of the
FTA will be held at the regular meeting,
7:30 p.m., Monday 5 May 1958, at the sc
hool gym. The candidates listed below
have been selected bythe Nominating Com
mittee. Additional candidates may be
nominated from the floor at the meeting.
For I resident: Mr. 0. C. FORD
For 1st, Vi' : Mr. Wayne RAY
For 2nd. VF: M/Sgt W.T. JOYCE,USAF
For Sec’tary: Mrs. F.J. HEFFERMAN
For Treasurer: CTr0 V. BARBA RICK, IJSN
"The Civilian Wifes are having a Bake
Sale in the lobby of the Navy Exchange
on Thursday, May 1st.Baked goods will go
on sole at 11;00 s.m. so come early and
get your goodies while yru have a good
choice. The lost sale was a- sell out in
a very short time so HURRY — HURRY \\
! FOR SALE ». » * .
1950 FORD Tudor 6-Engin good condition,
i good tires and snow tires oh rear. See
j WRITE, Fill on YTB 402 or Ih 188W.
1947 Buick,R-H for information call 388W
or 383W, after 4?30 p.m, will take best
of for•
Tow skirts—^ne is cotton, boarder .pr
int and. the other- is a washable orlon
and wool. Both care like new and reason
ably priced. Will fit a 26 inch waist.
If interested pl-aese call 138.
Charged with assaulting three bunkma
tes, a railroad worker in Superior, Wis*
said ho suspected them of plotting agai
nst him by snoring in Morse Code.
"CHUCKLES9. & "SMALL NOISES"
Unable to get experienced help, the
farmer was obliged to hire: a man unfami
la r with farm chores.
One day. he came across the new hired ha
nd forcing a cow to drink a fail of milk,
"Say, you danged fool," he excalimed,
"What's the idea of feeding that pail of
milk to the cow?" .Well, replied the new
hand, "the darn fool stepc$ in and got
it all dirty, so I'm running it through
again,"
Saying that her first name, Eddie,
sounded too masculine,, a Michigan woman
applied for permission to change the
name to Billie, ; •
A boy in New Jersey, appearing in co
urt on a charge of shooting dice, was
asked where he got the money to play,
"My mother gave it to me for being a
good boy," He explained.
Sweltering, a man in Worcester, Mass,
collapsed of heat prostration in 100-de
gree weather. Rescuers found he was
wearing,a vest, five coats * a heavy work
shirt and trousers,and woolen underwear.