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Our nox'iy elected Vie<^»*PrGs, Jim
jP^AGUE , (Congrat * s Jim) , has his hands
full9 along with HLLWOOD and Yours tru
ly 9 p1aiming a Tre aslire Hunt, s1ate d
for the near future. More on this in
x later column, hut stand-by with, your
entry foe’s Diversj we have a treas
urer thats fast on the draw.
Been wonderin’, have the colorful
now wot-suits anything to do with the
now interest shown by the women, as
BETTY PETERSON, LEE HIGHLAND, BONNIE
■’LLWOOD and DELOPES LEMOS make up the
now women’s class. This old Soa-Hag
is glad to soo this, now the seals'can
’haso someone else for a change. Good
*ue.k Gals i
McGAFFIN and GAED attempted a dive
>ff the small Jetty, hut due to two
roe flowing regulators, they barely
lipped a flipper...regulator over-haul
n sight???
The King, crab season is nearing and
omo have already boon taken by traps,
lut, the Divers are chest-boating,
;ooth—gnashing and otherwise prepar
ing 'to ■ venture into" the depths to
rest these ugly, but tasty monsters
‘rom Neptune’s domain. Finger Bay
ill be seeing a lot of Scuba action
luring the season....Hell, Thanks any
ay-Foilas, But I’ll carry the band—
dd box.
)UTY SAFETY TIP; No breathing unit can
■ liminato the inherent risks of :-swim
ng and diving. There is nosubstitute
‘or t ho diver's alert ne ss, c ommon
•enso and self-discipline. Respect the
coan. .*• .Avoid panic. .And on this hap—
y word, I'll leave you.....
Seaweed Sally, The Sea-Hag
MOFFETT HI-LITES
The local athletees here at Mcffet,
HELLBUSCH and MCQUIETOR, have announced
that the now basketball season at CommSta
has begun, and that they are trying to
enlist SCHNEIDER to. join them in partic
ipating, From what. I’ve seen if SCENE IDE.
can get the ball unstuck from between the
rim and the backboard then he might be
able to practice enough to play. Imagine
this, A six-footer who can’t jump high
enough to reach the rim. He says that
all the letters from his girl in his
pockets keep weighing him down. • • •
Heard that CLERK has been referring ^
to ATHERTON as the ’Old Sarge’. Seems *
that ATHERTON has been having him do a
few calisthenics to keep him from runn
ing up his bill at small stores, • •
This brings to mind that the latest
fad at Moffett seems to be dieting,
BARKER and ATWOOD keep telling everyone
that they’re on a diet. Sure is some
thing to see them arguing as to which of
them can have a second piece of cake,
TINY says that his advice to the both of
them is to take up twisting. Says it’s
the best thing for lowing weight, , .
This we can attest to, for since TINY
has started twisting, he’s been putting
Omar Tent Maker out of business. . , . ,
Yes.*•,Yes.•,,Fes.•«Yes,•,,Yes,,•.
Yes••.Allright..•.Goodbye......
The preceding is an excerpt from a
telephone conversation I happened to
hear the other day. I assure you that
the rest of the conversation was the
same. SHOEMAKER was on one end of the
line, but I never did find out who was
on the other end. . • ,
Who was on the other end cf the line,..
SHOEMuICER? ....
Speaking of SHOEMAKER, I’ve heard
that he’s going to help BARKER fix up
his car. Says that he has a couple of
good ideas already. • • •
WELL That’s All This Week,
See You ’Round the Rock
Ralph E. Foo