Angry wife: "Why did you get
drunk in the first place?"
Wobbly husband? "It waen't the
first place, Honey, It was the
last place,"
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Traffic is so bad in Hew York that
if you give a man an inch he'll try
to park his car in it.
A formation of birds was flying
south for the winter, and one
bird near the back asked another,.
"How come we always follow that
same idiot leader?"
The other replied, "He*s got the
map#"
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"Mama," asked the little girl, "Do (
all fairy tales begin with 'Once
upon a time?"
"No, dear," said Mama# "Some
times they begin with, *Honey, I
was delayed at the office*."
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Overheard at a Hollywood party;
"My, your husband looks handsome
in his new suit."
"Oh, that isn*t a new suit. It’s
a new husband."
Punctuality: The art of guessing
just how late the other person is
going to be.
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