A 28-lb caobage, "reared"
by 1'ax Sherrod is on sal©
at the Trading Post* The
price is around 10g a pound
and the money received for
it will be donated to the
fund to buy the health nur
se’s car*
An army officer was
watching a private do evwry*
thing but wrestle with an
ornery and very agile army
mule.
The officer askedi "Has
that mule ever kicked you?"
The panting private re
plied, "No, sir. At least,
he ain't yet} but he fre
quently kicks the place
where I recently was at."
-Holabird Exhaust
A pedestrian is a person
with three fairly good
tires.
•Calgary Herald
D A NC
TOMOR ROW (SATURDAY)
NIGHT
AT THE GYMNASIUM- SPONSORED BY
THE HEALTH COUNCIL....
FUNDS DERIVED FROM THE DANCE
WILL BE USED TOWARD PAYING FOR
CAR FOR HEALTH NURSE FOR VALLEY
GOOD
MUSIC
HAVE
THE
BEST
WftECK
TO BE FOUND IN
A L A. S K A •
WE'LL TAKE IT ANY PLACE AT ANY
TIKE OF DAY OR NIGHT
qO &ADl
BREAKDOWNS WILL
HAPPEN! !
A Scot and his wife walked from their
farm to the county fair* the wife laden
down with a heavy lunch basket. Arrived
at the fairf he considerately saidi "You'd
better let me carry the basket now* liary,
we might get separated in the crowd."
Professor - Give ne soue of that pre»
pared nonoaceticacidester of salicylic
acid*
Drug Clerk - Do you aean aspirin* sir?
Professor - Yes* that's it, I never
can receaber that none*