HYDER WEEKLY HERALD
Published Every Wednesday.
Application made' fbr entry at the post office at Hyder, Al
aska, as second class matter, under the Act of March 8,
1879.
Chas F. Sandford..:..'..... Editor.
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AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
Motto for the calamity howl
er? and knockers: “United we
Boost, divided we Bust.” h
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Jn<at shout the time we are
be-inn'nsr to think that we can ,
make both ends meet some ,
ron-of-a-gun comes along and ,
moves the end.
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A grouch travels a hard road.
It’s tho sm’ler who has smooth
sa'br.g.
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S^me folks have the stuff.
Others have only the stuffing.
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Ths fel’ow who is forever,
1 eefng about the way others
hand 't to h’*m, usually is get- j
t’ng ha k the same kind of!
stuff he hands out himself.
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Man never realizes how weak 1
he is until he tries to stop
smoking or meets a woman in
surance agent.
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The wav to get a proper idea ,
of eternity, is to try paying for
a thousand dollar automobile
cn the installment plan.
Tn the rrr'dst of the yelps |
anent making public the in
come tax returns, we rise to
say that we would be perfect
ly wili ng to endure the dis
grace of having it known that J
we pa'd 550,000 income tax.
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The editor goes on week aft
er week boosting the town and
comnrmitv and advocating the 1
doctrine of trading at home.
The local business man pats;
the editor on the back and
says that’s the right idea; tell |
it to ’em. He then refuses to ■
help s”Dport the paper with j
his advertising and calmly'
sends an order to an out-of- j
town print shop for a supply of
stationery. Funny world, isn’t I
it?
Advertising creates good-will,
not in unrelated units, but in
the mass. It fosters, and even
commands fair dealing.
It e tai l’shes the confidence
of the dealer and consumer
alike, not by hundreds, but by
nrllions.
And, advertising like any
other form of creative energy,
works beet and produces most,
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when under experienced di
rection and intelligent re
straint.
The best advertising possible
will not help a badly managed
business. There is no substitute
for intelligent and far-sighted
executive effort in retail busi
ness. Advertising can not be
used in place of hard work
and well directed effort; but.
when added to them, makes a
combination irresistible. Some
business houses lack many
things that are material to suc
cess, and advertising only
turns the limelight on such
shortcomings and hastens the
end. Advertising should be
used to turn attention to the
modern, progressive, well-di
rected firm with an X-ray
beam that illuminates its
smooth inside workings and
displays its qualities to advant
age.
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Friendship— the jewel be
yond price, that may yet b*
purchased with a single act of
thoughtfulness.
There is no element in life
that can contribute so much to
brighten the pathway or ease
the burde.ns and sorrows of
life as real friendship. When
the true friend comes to you in
your hour of trouble, lay the
kind and sympathetic hand on
your shoulder and says,“I am
sorry, can I help you?” it
means so much, and the unso
licited and timely deeds done
with a willing heart, dispels
the gloom that overshadows
you.
It gives you courage to take
up the lines of your duty and a
new resolve finds lodgement in
your heart to look at the fut
ure calmly and with a steady
and firm purpose to forge
ahead.
The being is to be pitied who
lives self contained and spurns
the need of friends.
The candle loses nothing of
its light by lighting a'nother
candle. We do not lose, but in
increase our capacity for
friendship by being friendly.
Thus as we pass through life
let us use the opportunities
that may come to us to be a
real friend. The best scurities
to own are the bonds of friend
ship.
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Just For Fun
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A friend until pay day is a
friend indeed.
“The pure in heart may be
blessed,” says the Blueberry
Kid, “but they are not gettiitg
much publicity these days.”';.
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Deep down in her heart e^v
!ery woman knows there aa\e
I points of similarity betweativ
| her husband and Andy pum1^.
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■ While you are trying to kill
(two birds with one Stone you
| might be using a shotguri and
killing a whole flock.
; “Pete’s business certainly is
run down.” > r
' “Yeah, but the sheriff will (
come along in a day pr two
iand wind it up.”
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“There you go, dropping ash
es on my dice clean f lrioriagain. j
T should think you would get.
tired of me talking jo you I
| about it so much.” 1
i “Heck yes, I certainly do.’r j
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“Georgie, Who taught you to
use those dreadful words?”
‘‘Santa Claus, mamma.” -■ 'i
j “Santa Claus! Why how can
iyou say such a thing?”
j: “Yes, Mamma, when he fell,
over a chair in my room „Qn
j Christmas eve.”
"Dear,” he promised, “you I
jsh^ll have the finest engage-'!
ment ring thit money Can buy. !
What kind of stone do ^oir
want?” '
“Oh, like David of the BiJde,.
; used.” r,,:
“And what do you mean?”* no
“One that tvill knock ’em
! dead.”
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! Have you ever seen Ldtiisian*
'na in your travels?*! . J
“No, what country does she
live in?” ‘
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! “Has your Order been taken,
sir?’* asked the waiter. _r,
“Yes, and so has - Bunker
Hill,” replied the ' impatient
j customer. ■
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“I noticed Sambo,” said? a r
| friend, “that you have forgot*
I ten to turn off your gas* light in
the kitchen for the1 last few
nights. You never used tq da
that?” i.
“Well suh,” explained Sambo>
“I jes bought a share^bf stock'
in the gas company, tin’ I'se
anxious to get & good diVr
idend.”
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Mrs. Newlywed, lfngdHng* at
Palfri Efeabh, received a tele
gram from her husband. It
read-“Love 1 and kisses stop
Hope you arb enjoying your
trip” ' •"•'m-JOH.nwi
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At this she set up a prano^pe-,
ed pout. ' ' ' ' 1 3om o.
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“It's a nice telegram. He ment
ions love and kisses.”
“Yes/ to
put that stop in.”
“Therey,is*v’tr, ^uch to-tell,
8Wr»!ttr:^Sc#»s#Pk ft 8 p- ‘frrs
and at erne o^lock she is still
It) *fA‘r> r- ~; ret . i •!,?»- .',
gt>m£.. .. , . , ■ !
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ltd »{f,/ r.> *■ "■ ; f* r* .
, A town may be noted for its
beautififl .womeji; hut the ice
men know' better; -
as j' • a.
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The boy 'stood on the R. R.
Track.
The train,:was* coming fast!
No - You’re Wrong-:
v The boy ! got off the R. R.
Track, *.* vtV[ ;k V
’ And let the 'train .go past.
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Thomas; “I* see in: the paper
thatrr a widower with nine
children dut in Nebraska mar
ried a' widow with Seven child
ren.
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Howard: “ThatWab no .mar
Jvfinoi an} (join]
xiage- That was a. merger.”
“Can t ask you one more
question,' Pop?”
“What is it my .son 1 ”
“Who's gonna preach the last
Inian’s funeral.” ‘ u *• q
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3 “The poor girl,”, remarked
the: sympathetic lady, ‘‘didn’t
have on enough clothes to keep
he# warm.” ■
1 Which was she,M/ asked her
listener, “ terribly poor, Or aw
fully fashionable?” -!!
The residents of "Kanatak,,
“ncounter^d a streak of rough
luck the otherday. A gale all
Vtrfc ' battened ihhir town to
pieces and then, while they
wpge_ still packing, up the
pieces, two prohibition officers j
descended dh them and confis
cated 75 gallons of white mule
and d thousand bottles of beer.
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