10TEL HYDER
M. R. JAMIESON ProprietorB
at the Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Electric Lights Baths
THE MIDGET EMPORIUM
79 N First Avenue
H. H. HOWARD
CIGMRS PATENT MEDICINES
TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
CHOCOLATES FLASH LIGHTS
LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map of Salmon River
BOOKS
STATIONERY
MAGAZINES
NOVELTIES
The
NORTH STAR
CIGAR STORE
“The Best is None Too Good for You”
W. J. Benson
Quick Lunch in connection
Specializing in SPANISH DISHES
Hot Tamales, Chilis, Enchilades, also Chinese Noodles
L. S. Bingham
THE HUNtlNQ SEASON
A hunter popped a partridge on a
hill.
It made a great to-do and then
was still.
It seems, when later en his bag he
spied,
It was the guide.
One shot a squirrel in a neasby
wood—
A pretty shot, off-hand, from where
he stood.
It wore, they said, a shooting hat
of brown,
And lived in town.
And one dispatched a rabbit for
his haul,
That later proved to measure six
feet tall;
And, lest you think I’m handing
you a myth,
It'8 name was Smith.
Another Nimrod slew the champion
fox;
He glimpsed him lurking in among
the rocks.
One rapid shot—it never spoke nor
moved,
The inquest proved.
A cautious man espied a gleam of
brown;
Was it a deer—or Jones, a friend
from town?
But while he pondered by the riv
er’s brim,
Jones potted him.
SOME MEMORY
Jones had a hard time remem
bering names and as he was going
; over to the hotel to see a man by
Dr. Hedger
—DENTIST—
McGrew Bldg.. Hyder
FOR SHORT TIME ONLY
the ngme of Rutnraick, he was wor
ried lest he shoi)14 forget the name.
His wife suggested that he think of
some name that rhymed with it
and keep repeating it over Jones
thought a minute and then decided
Stomach was the best word he
could find to rhyme with Rummink.
He left the house muttering "Rum
mick, stummick; Rummick, stum
mick."
An hour later he returned home
and remarked to his wife:
“Well, that fellow Kelly wasn’t
there after all."
Deep stuff,
TOOTHACHE CURE
■ Sufferer—I have a terrible tooth
ache and want something to cure it.
Friend—Now, you don't need any
medicine. I had toothache yester
day and I went home and my lov
ing wife kissed me and so consoled
me that the pain soon passed away.
Why don’t you try the same?
Sufferer—I think I will. Is your
wife home now?
HEROIC COMMISSIONERS
i There is a plague of caterpillars
j on oak trees, especially in Surrey.
■ The Forestry Commission have the
I matter in hand. They are eating
! the leaves until the trees are in
some cases almost bare.—London
Daily Sketch.
i-—_
RIGHT PRICES
F. C. LAWRENCE
International Ave.
llyder. Alaska.
WATCHMAKER
JEWELER
and
OPTICIAN
LARGE STOCK
Paddy’s Cigar Store
Where you meet your friends
Modem Furnished Rooms
Hot Baths Day and Night
Paddy McDonnell, Proprietor.
The Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Your Taste
Private Dining Room
For Dinner Parties
Walter Blanton, Proprietor.
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day.5 W. Dann. Prop. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
Salmon River Stage Line
Leaves Stewart and Hyder for the
PREMIER MINE
Monday - Wednesday - Saturday
Special Trips and Party Trips Arranged.
Felix Seppi W. R. McDonnell
Phone 2 Long—2 Short
gllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllM
Closing Out
SALE
THE SUN RIVER TRtOING a INC,
Stock Must Positively Be
Disposed of At An
Early Date
CASH BARGAINS
Of All Kinds
Don’t Miss the Opportunity