LTL ABNER
BY AL CAPP
HERE'S THE REPORT FROM THE
TAX DEPARTMENT. NO TAXES
HAVE EVER BEEN PAID-ON
ANYTHING - BY ANYBODY—
SINCE IT76 —FROM THE _ _
MOUNTAIN REGION ATOMIC
.CALLED "OOGPATCH'lT) RUBBISH ff
THEN, OBVIOUSLY
THERE ARE NO
PEOPLE THERE—
AND THERE'S WHERE'
WE'LL UNLOAD THAT ,
DOGPATCH
IS YOUR
TARGET
FOR
TONIGHT/?' i
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ion/
7 u i N*. O*.—Ai "*>•**
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ft
THE WHOLE
DOGPATCH
AREA IS
BLANKETED
WITH A
BLACK
ATOMIC
MIST/?
11 MUST DECLARE.
DOGPATCH OUT OF
BOUNDS/.''- I'LL
I ORDER A MILITARY
GUARD THROWN
AROUND IT-SO •
NO ONE CAN
BLUNDER IN —„
WHAT DIU 'TUU SAT,
GENERAL?-HCW ABOUT
THE INHABITANTS?
THERE ARE NO
INHABITANTS OF
dogpatch rr- OUR
TAX REPORTS PRO
THAT/''
VLKl \
WELL,THEN )
, -WE'LL 4
SLAP AN
.TON CURTAIN
AROUND
. DOGPATCH -
AND CUT IT
OFF FROM
THE
WORLD-rr
JOE PALOOKA
By HAM FISHER
CHOICE BUSINESS PROPERTY
ALASKA CONSTRUCTION & REAL ESTATE
212 Loussac-Sogn Bldg. Main 570
ANCHORAGE
SMALL HOMES LARGE HOMES
SMALL DOWN PAYMENT
graham service
Machine Work, Repair,
Welding
Gas ■ Oil
Palmer, Alaska
VALLEY SERVICE
For Quick Service
Jack Tost, Johnny Gore,
Proprietors
Classified Ads
CLARINET, silver, L-flat Ped
dlar; Boehn system; excellent
condition. See Arlo Martin,
Experiment Station. •
FOR SALE
FORD V-8, 1V6 ton; new motor;
$1500. See M. A. Johannson.
DINING, LIVING, BEDROOM
and kitchen furniture, prac
tically new; house furnish
ings, kitchenware; clothing,
woman’s (16), man’s (42); Ford
sedan, model B, V-8 motor.
Fineman, Experiment station.
ELECTRIC engine heater, units
for easy starting in 'cola
weather—Hoyt Motor Co.
FOR RENT
OFFICE SPACE, Koslosky Bldg.
Inq. Jan Koslosky.
FOR INFORMATION on the la
test fashions in women’s ready
to-wear, drop a postcard in
Box 1836, Mrs. Lauritz Lo
berg.
M. D. Snodgrass
REAL ESTATE
Dairy and Vegetable farms
City lots acreage j
lEtELE'S !
Ladies' tnd Children’s
Apparel
PROMPT ATTENTION GIV
EN TO MAIL ORDERS
433 G St.. Box 2199
Anchorage
(Around corner from First*
National Bank)
I
I
HAPPY
NEW YEAR,
EVERYONE
VARIETY
VOGUES
UNION BANK
of ANCHORAGE
NEW BANKING HOURS
2 p.m. to 8 p.m.
SATURDAY
10 a.m. to 12 noon ♦
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GROWING BANK”
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