HYDGR ALASKA MINER
W K. Hull - - - . Editor
4 newspaper whose purpose is to tell
the world about the newest and bus
iest town in the northland, and the
native resources which are responsible
for its existence.
PUBLISHED WEEKLY
Entered as second class matter Nov
ember 4, 1919, at the post office at
Hyder, Alaska, uuder the Act of
March 3, 1879,
Sent anywhere for $5 a year.!
Advertising rates on application.
A!NT SCIENCE JUST GRAND j
We wish Luther Burbank were
here and that we had a turtle and
a Plvmouth-rock hen.
Why? Because we want to cross j
the hen with the turtle, and we I
think Luther would be successful!
in perfecting the kind of a hybrid '
we want.
Next week we are going to send
out a lot of duns for subscriptions
that are in arrears, and when the j
coin conies rolling in we are going;
to invite Mr. Burbank to come up
from California and bring along a
tustle. We already know where
we can get the hen.
We read last night that turtles
■ t
lay from 150 to 200 eggs at a time.i
Everybouy knows that a hen only
lays an egg a day ahd is liable to
be irregular in her habits, missing
s day now and then if not oftener
than that,
Just imagine what will happen
When our turtle-hen gets busy!
(We are going to name her either
a "turhen” or a “hentur" but rather
favor “turhen,”
Guess the dawgone egg profiteers
will have to hunt their hole then!
Why, a fellow with a dozen tuiihens
would bust the egg trust wide open.
We don't know yet what our
turhen will look like, and don't
care so long as she will lay 50 or
00 eggs a day. If she will do that
she can look like a plesiosaurus
for all we care—or a megatherium.
Protesting agonist the prevailing
bf young girls and some not so
jroung in covering their ears with a
Camouflage of hair, a correspondent
of an Outside paper says that if
God had intended the ears to be
Covered he would have provided a
covering for them. Strikes us that
here is rqoin for argument, but we ,
refrain—lest we ptit oiir foot in it j
Life would be more beautiful if
tome of the ginks who think they
fan carry a tune wdtld carry the'
tunes they are always whistling j
down to the sad sea waves arid j
trtJry them
EVen though tH<? fellow who dees
hot smoke, drink nor gamble may
hot live longer than the fellow who
does, the time will seem longer.
A Chicago man’s wife secured a
divorce and told him nothing about
It but kept right on living with
fcm. Stingy thing.
Get an American five-spot ready
for your school tax. Ther j will be
i fch’Ot herS nogt fell,
Alaskan Hotel
McDonell - Jamieson - Reid
IIEADQUARTERSJFQR MINING MEN
Electric Lights ■ * Large Rooms
W. R. REID, Manager
For Messenger
DAY <)k> NIGHT
Ring
City Messenger Service
From Any Public Place
Hyder Auto Service
FRED DOREY, MGR.
Telephone Hotel Hyder
LAUNCH TAKU II
U. S. MAIL BOAT
Leaves Hydei*
Every Frida v
Freight and Passengers
LD. J. WILLIAMS, Master
-_...._
D, W, McLEMAN
ONTRACTOR and BUILDER
STORE AND OFFICE FIXTURES TO ORDER
Glass; Sasti ard L'ccrs. Mouldings, Qnarter round, Parting Strips
VY it.tiotv stools, turned corner blocks: All Fir
estimates Furnished
"Leave Orders at Hyde# Drug Store
STEWART MiNERS’ SOCIAL CLUB
JAck MCCORMACK Secretary.
Reading Room - Cafd Tables - CigarS - Tobacco!
Soft Drinks
All the Latest Magazines and Newspapers
ALASKA GRILL
Our Coffee a Specialty
. BOB’S PLACE
Meals at All Hours
Owe Ui tf Ttfti* - •• It W. K&rrrt
C.H. SUNDMACHER
Attorney at law|
NOTARY PUBLIC
HYDER, ALASKA
R. N ROGERS, M.D.
Physician and Surgeon
HYDER, Alaska
Office Campbell Building
J. 1 HAWES, D, JL S.
Dentist
International Avenue.
DR. W. D’ARCY CHACE
Physician and Surgeon
At Alaskan Hotel Temporarily
HYDE It : : ALASKA
Clothier & Baker
Assayers
STEWART, B, C,
%¥ JUtgget
91 street
Soft Drinks and Tobaaccs
i&arte ©intent, $tojL
TOOTH’S SMOKE
SHOP
Stewart, B. C.
WILLIAM HEID TOOTH, Proprietor
Tobaccos *- ‘Snoos’
5weet milk
Buttermilk
‘ The test of the wdrld'S gdne dry.’
Electric
Laundry
Ketchikan; Alaska.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
See Fred Dorey for shipping
instructiohs;
The
ihtllntari
Stjcrrsa ©’©onnell, Prop
Small; hut Cdniplfctely Flipped
With
SOFT DRINKS
! SMOKES
CANDIES
I ocated Right Where Y6'fi Gome
i frito ^Tjrde/.
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HYDER CIGAR STORE
Cigars. Tobaccos. Candies and Refreshing Drinks
MRS. A. MILLER, Proprietress
KING EDWARD CAFE
Open Day and Night
Try Our Chicken Dinner Sundays
Only Dining Room in Stewart of Hyder
Parties Our Specialty
CRAINE & BLACK
Hyder Bath House
I nder New Management
Evelyn McLay.. Proprietress.
NO WAITING THE WATEH'S ALWAYS HOT
I. F. Laucks, Inc.
ASSAYERS
Chemists
Metallurgists
Mill tests ahd Design
Supervision of Shipments at Smelters
SeAHI-E
99 Marion St
Established 1908
Tacoma
202—3 Tacoma Bldg
Cl)t iPlalamutf
JOE GRASH 10, Prop.
Srtnhjtf an& Cigatsi
Firstclafes llarber Shop
Haircuts 9 Specialty
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
%\)t 3Jokr
J. CRITTEN, MGR.
€igatmg CoBattotf g'oft Brinhs
Scandia Confectionery
The Mecca for
.Soft Drinks - Cigars » Tobaccos
Candies and bruits
Anna Christopher prop.
HYDER
TRANSFER
COMPANY
k L. Reid - LouU Legf
Saddle and Pack Horses
DELIVERIES MADE
Anywhere : anytim*