Kennecott Laundry
i . McCarthy A^gcnt
S. Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT ALASKA
“The McCarthy Club”
On Second Street
CAKD TABLES
CIGARETTES, CIGARS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Neat—Clean—Newly Furnished — Rooms
For All Guests. Charley Client Prop j
Pastime CigcE* Store
LARGE ASSORTM ENT OF
CANDIES SOFT DRIKS CIGARS
CIGARETTES and TOBACCOS
Jack Schukz - - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF MIXED DRINKS
CJGA INS CIGARETTES CAN i)l MS
BILLIARDS
Ice Cream and ice Cream Sodas
LEM’S CAFE
Next to McCarthy Club
Lunch Counter & Private Boxes
QUALITY EATS
Lem Hey
Proprietor
Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THROUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
F. A. HANSEN Supt. 0. F. HUGH. Agent
Snyder's Style Shop
A FULL LINE OF
Ladies’ ready to wear Garments
DRY GOODS
Mi's. R. F. Snyder
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LiIV iinist have a wonderful
kick for those who a.re so good
that almost everything seems
wicked.
Girls who paint their laces
like to rnn around‘with the guys
who paint the town
Wiiat the Xmas X means to
father; X represents a ten spot,
Xpence, Xperienco, Xpeclients,
Xtras, Xorbitant, Xit.
Nature is line that in every
thing. Nearly ail of the poison
plants are “bad for .\nu” are
brightly colored and attractive.
The honeymoon is over when
the wife refuses to drink your
home made gin
Some a omen I a lk thewa vthislooU s
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It's ;i queer quirk of the
world tli il tin- quitter gets laug
hed at by the guy who hasn’t
the nerve to begin.
Striking while the iron is
hot is ali right, but too many
men strike when the head is hot
A woman is happiest when
she is thinking of clothes, says
a fashion expert. She has so
little on her mind,
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To waste money is bad; to
waste time is worse; to waste
opportunities for pleasure is
unpardonable.
She—“Is this the first time
that you have ever kissed a girl?”
He —‘‘Gosh! Am I that
crude?”
One reason why young pen*
pie don't stay at home nights
any more, is because they are
afraid to be alone in the house.
DETAILS OF DIVORCE
CASES ARE REFUSED
London, — Newspapers ate forbid
den l,o publish the ietsiis of
divorce eases under a, bili which
passed its thii'd reading in the
house of Commons.
Reput I'ne pi|> »:>• h i ve always
o _\cl tided offensive del a i's in miHi
(.* ises. but as so »u as tli> i>• 1; f>e
eomes a i ;\v it will be illegal-to
publish witnesses’ evidence oK
‘details injurious to the public
morals.”
The proprietor, editor, mas
ter printer or publisher of any
offending paper will be liable to
four months impiisonment and
a fine of $2,aOO.
ITALIAN BACHELORS
SEER WIVES QUICKLY
Rome,—Preiiiier M ussolini’s
recent creation of a tax on bache
loi’s between- 23 and 63 is earning
a great stir on the Italian matri
monial market.
Within 24 hours of the anno
uncement that male celibates
would henceforth be obliged to
pay an annual tribute for their
single bliss, hundreds of profes
sional matchmakers, who have
been suffering hard times be
cause ol the high cost of living,
began active angling for business.
Simultaneously scores ol marri*
age brokers mushroomed into
existence, advertising their ser
vices by word of mouth and the
newspapers.
Betty Davies, a London chor
us girl, recently passed the
Cambridge Senior local examin
ation after having studied in
spare time between perform
ances.
Puncli Counter
Private
)oxes
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