CONVENIENT BANKING
No time lost, no trip to town or to tho bank, no waiting in line.
Let Uncle Sam do the work in the easy modern way. This bank is as
close as the nearest mail box.
CHECKING ACCOUNT OR SAVINGS ACCOUNT. YOU CAN DEPOSIT OR
Withdraw money Through the mail, we will be glad to mail you
OUR FOLDER “BANKING BY MAIL”UPON REQUEST.
THE FIRST BANK SF CORDOVA
PIONEER INSTITUTION OP THE COPPER RIVER VALLEY
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Ben Jackson
Proprietor
Louie’s Cafe
LOUIS J5REGONZA
GOOD
EATS
Open Day & Night
“The GoSden”
THE PLACE WHERE FRIENDS MEET
Comfortable IPurmskenl Rooms
Soft Drink Bar and Card Tables
More Homelike Than Ever
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H. Olsen Prop.
McCarthy wood saw
8N VDER
BERRY
WOOD SAWING
$4.0() PER CORD
$ 3.50 PER CORD
$ 3.00 PER CORD
8 IN. TO 14 JN.
10 IX. TO 22 IN.
'24 IN. TO 48 IN.
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[sleek hair was old
STUFF TO ROMANS AND
GREEKS OF 450 B. C.
Sioux Falls, S. D Sleek hair, the
pride of modern ycuth, was old
stuff” to the Greeks and Romans
around 450 B.C. Only the ancients
went the moderns one better and
used butterfat to do the trick, ac
cording to Professor W. B. Bombs
of the dairy division of theUniv.
of Minnesota, speaking at the
National Butter Makers associa
tion convention to day. “After”
studying the history of butter,”
Professor Combs contir tied, ”1
have concluded that butter sub
stitutes* must have been in trod uc
ed in the year 2U)0 B.C., when the
tribes of East India, who used
butter in the holiest sacrifices,
used substitutes for their less
holy sacrifices
PANTAGES J S NAMEI)
IN $-2,800,000 SUIT
Kansas C'ty: Suit for $2,800,000
against Alexander Pantages, Los
Angeles theater owner, was filed
in circuit court here by J. B. San
onds, charging breach of contract.
On the strength of a telegram
message from Pantages Simonds
alleges in his petition he began
construction of a theater in Denv
er to be known as the Pantages,!
which won Id have been used for
vaudeville as a member of the Pan
tages circuit. On arriving in fwis
Angeles, the petition asserts Sim
ones was reiusod a franchise by
Pantages.
The only time a horse gets scared
now is when lie meets another *
horse.
VILLAGE IS SAVED
BY CACKLING GEES
Bucharest; For saving tin
of Crujowa from fire, aj
geese condom nod to slaughter for
Christmas is to live unv.il New •
Years at least.
At night the owner was awa
kened by frantic cackling. He hui
ried to the poultry yard The geese <
refused to bo quieted. Looking in
the direction in which the geese
were craning their necks, the
owners discovered a bright glow
over a distant farm house. Soon
flames burst forth.
The alarm was sounded and
the building saved. The peasants
are certain that because of the
prevailing gale all of Crajowa
might have been destroyed but
for the warning of the geese.
ALL IS VANITY
William E. Humphrey, of the
federal trade commission, est
imates that fraudulent advertise
rs annually bilk the public of
$5,00,000,(XX* through che sale of
anti fat” remedies, beauty lotion
and similar worthless aids to he
alth and pulchritude. Millions will
pa^ almost anything to be good
looking and since “all is vanity”
they offer a line market for the
takers of the country.
A Seattle man struck his head
on the side of a bathtub and then
drowned. We always contended
it was an extra hazardous occu—
pation and not to be indulged in
lightly nor to often.
GO TO
Sam’s Chile Parlor
FOR GOOD EATS
OPEN- 6 A. M. TO 2 A. M.
Rates by week or month
SAM SELTKNKIBCT-r
PROPRIETOR