A WISE AND
OTHERWISE
Two Nomites one night,were
quarreling as to wheather the
visible luminary was the sun
or the moon.Finally ore of
the n hailed a party across the street.
“Siy there,Bill sxys that is the sun.
I siy it is the moon; what c!o you
siy?’ I do:it know pardr.er I’m a
stranger in town. ’
An Irishman standing before a caged
monkey* was heard to remuRk, ‘And
some people have the audacity to say
that a monkey resembles a man that
baste looks no more like a man than
I do.
Two Irishman walking along a rail
road leading out of Buffalo were
passing a milepost,which Pat noticed,
Turning to his companion he softly
whispered Ire id aisv Pat lor
there lie} a mail a hundred and
twenty years of age and his name
is Miles from Buffalo.
A School supt.in S. K. Alaska tram
ping along in the rain said to a
n .tive boy, “Do you have this kind
of weather all the time?”‘No sir.it
snows sometimes.
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WHEN IN ST.MICHAEL
SAVE MONEY
by going to the
D ELMO A'ICO
First class,Clean, Quick Service
Meals: 35 cents and up.
J. B Wilson, representative of the
Wells Fargo Express Co. is a hust
ler in business and an all round
fellow; yet quiet and reserved,per
haps to much so to love hunting the
squawking ptarmigan.
ST MICHAEL GOSSIP
Franklin Moses relumed from up
river points a few days ago.
Mr. and Mrs. Moses expect to go
to S. K. Alaska soon.
Three cheers for the commanding
officer of the Island. He believes in
doing things right.
St. Micheils needs a Sunday S.
Mr. and Mrs. Van Ness, who spent
the summer here, in charge of the
native school have returned to their
school work at Unalakleet.
They made many friends while in
our midst, who were sorry to see
them go.
Mr. and Mrs. Allen teachers, for
for the native school have settle 1
nicely to their work on the hill.
Miss walker, from oliio, the gov
ennent nurse for st. m. district ar
rived on the victoria, she is also re
siding on the hill.
Mr.J. A. Warner from N. Y. .teacher
for the white school, arrived on the
St.Miclieal
We congratulate ourselves on se
curing such an able energetic man
for our teacher.
Miss Ellis who was the delightful
guest of Mrs. Van Ness, has gone to
Synuk, where she will have charge of
the U.S. Public school for the winter.
Warren Lee who hurt his foot bad
ly the other day will soon recover.
Dr.Ferenbaugh says.
We are very sory to report Mrs
Leonard on the sick list.
Judge Traeger returned from Hot
Springs on the St. Michael.
Mrs. Fembaugli, wife of the Dr.
was elected director and Mr. Carlson
treasure of the civilian school board.
Marvelous gold strike near Pilot
Station if some reports are true.