Kennecott Laundry
McCartky Agent
S. Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT ALASKA
“The McCarthy Club”
On Second Street
CARD TABLES
CIGARETTES, CIGARS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Neat—Clean—Newly Furnished - Rooms
For All Guests. Charley Chong Prop
Pastime Cigar Store
LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
CANDIES SOFT DRIES CIGARS
CIGARETTES and TOBACCOS
Jack Schultz - - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF MIXED DRINKS
CIGARS CIGARETTES CANDIES
BILLIARDS
Ice Cream and Ice Cream Sodas
LEM’S CAFE
Next to McCarthy Club
Lunch Counter & Private Boxes
QUALITY EATS
Lem Hey
Proprietor
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Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THHOUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
F. A. HANSEN Supt. O. F. HUGH. Agent
Snyder's Style Shop
A FULL LINE OF
Ladies’ ready to wear Garments
dry goods notions
Mis. R. P. Snyder Prop.
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Yes, said the beautiful girl
from Hollywood, l married for
iove, and I’m going to keep
right on marrying until l get it.
The beginning of every pro
hibition law is a fool who can
not control himself.
Like the movies, there’s a
lot of things going through the
press that, aren’t fit to retd or
look a'; but it passes away the
time.
How short is pride! A tew
yea is to turn up your nose and
then you turn up your toes.
“George, dear; would you
put yourself out for me?”
“Sure thing”
‘‘Then please do —I'm terribly
tired,”
Husband to wife, 1*90: ‘.Oh,
darling, don’t cry.” 19’Jtj: “Don’t
be such a tool.’’
All reading and no thinking
makes Jack literary.
Alas! A firm jaw may indic
ate either strong character or
gum chewing.
Considerate Husband —“Did
you make these biscuits, darling?
Wife—“Yes dear.’’
‘ Well, don’t make any more
sweetheart.”
“Why?”
“Because, dear, you are too
light for such heavy work!”
Very few can stand prosp
erity if it’s the other fellow’s.
Love is one game in which
he who holds the jack finds ti
easy to handle the queens!
OLD 11YE CLOCK REPAIRED
What is believed the oldest
working timepiece in England,
the famous old dock of Rye
parish church has been repaired
by the generosity of golfers all
over the world. One of the finest
golf courses in England ii at Rye
ino many Americans who have
played there answered an appeal
for money to restore the old time
piece. It was erected in 1515.
The pendulum which may be
s >eu swinging within the diureh
I is twenty long. Cannon balls are
| used for weights.
UNIVERSITY PRESS GROWN
JMTO LARGE 1NSTITUIION
Starting in 1915 with assets
consisting of a Washington hand
press near one hundred year old
and since that time aided by an
appropriation of oely about $500,
the University of Oregon Press
has grown into a large institut
ion. The new home of the Press,
a $13,000 structure, was financed
I out of funds which it had earned.
RUSSIAN STUDENTS
TRAINED FOR WAR
Students of both sexes are to be
trained for war by the Russian
government. Even thoegh the
“female of the specie is more
deadly than the male” it is still
difficult to imagine even a Russ
ian girl making a first class
buck private.
SALOONS OR FILLING
STATIONS
An eminent scientist offers
the guess that Mars has animal
and vegetable life, but nobody is
sure as to whether business cor
ners are occupied by saloons or
filling stations.
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RESTAURANT
Lamck Counter
Private Boxes
W. Q Eng
Prop