HOTEL HYDER
M. R. JAMIESON Proprietor
at the Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Blectric Lights Baths
I HE MIDGET EMPORIUM
79 N First Avenue
H. H. HOWARD
CIGARS PATENT MEDICINES
TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
CHOCOLATES FLASH. LIGHTS
LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map of Salmon River
BOOKS
s r ATIONERY
MAGAZINES
NOVELTIES
The
NORTH STAR
CIGAR STORE
“The Best is None Too Good for You”
W. J. Benson
Quick Lunch in connection
Specializing in SPANISH D1NHRS
Hot Tamales. Chilis, Enchilades, also Chinese Noodles
L. S. Bingham
| THE MARRIAGE AITLIC.'-NT
j Andrew Jackson Drexel, an ele
vator man. has been intensely int
erested in a proposed marriage
lottery and he hopes to win him
self a wife—somebody who kin
wash an’ iron and is a oookin'
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woman.
The other day Andrew got hold
of one of the application blanks
they are sending out from New Jer
sey and he wanted to fill it out. It
went over his head, but he made a
brave stab at the thing with the
following result:
1. Name? Andrew Jackson Drex
el (no Middle)
2. Age? Over 21.
3. Occupation? Colorred.
4. Do you want a husband or wife
i prefers a single woman with im
pediments.
6. Complexion. Yes.
7. Where born. In the A. M. E.
and sometimes on seventh avenue
hospital.
8. Relipion? Yes, I got that too.
9. Condition of health? Pretty
fair if I stays off my feet. The old i
dogs ain’t so good.
10. Ambitious? A couple of good
; bones and three squares a day.
11. Have you ever been married?
You’d a thought so if you had seen
j her. Some wife, yessah!
12. Who received the divorce de
cree? We didn’t have no decree.
We had a decision. I won that on
a foul.
13. On what grounds was the di
vorce granted? Co't houses
14. How far advadced are you
from an educational standpoint?
(Silence)
15. What pleasures suit you best?
Galloping ivories or maybe a goed
roast ham with little gravy. .
16. What are your speeial talents?
Severing.
17. Do you insist that your mate
come fro.n same community you ■
live in? No, I ain’t seen none in!
my community that is worth insist
ing on.
18. Give two good referanoes.
Britannicum and Holy Rules.
19. Do you prefer a heavy or a
light weight mate? Yes, one or
the other.
■She Mushere' Hymn.
Nero, my dog has fleas,
Nero has fleas.
That's why my dog is sross,
He's raising fleas.
RIGHT PRICES
F. C. LAWRENCE
International Ave.
Hyder, Alaska.
WATCHMAKER
JEWELER
and
OPTICIAN
LARGE STOCK
MINERS’ HOME
MA IX ST.. IIYDER, ALASKA
Warm, Comfortable
Rooms
Neat and Homelike
MRS. MARY P. VINCENT, Prop.
THE IMUTE
BARBER SHOP
Joe Grashio, Prop.
Smokes of all kinds
NEW STORE
Near head of Main Street
Paddy’s Cigar Store
Where you meet your friends
Modern Furnished Rooms
Hot Baths Day and Night
Paddy McDonnell, Proprietor.
The Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Your Taste
Private Dining Room
For Dinner Parties
Walter Blanton, Proprietor.
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day. W. Dann. Prop. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
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CHRISTMAS
Suggestions
The
MIDGET
EMPORIUM
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Announcement!
That heading looks kind of formal, but anyway it breaks
the ice for what we want to tell you, and that is that
on the night of November 30 the only real, modern hotel in the
district,
KEITHS’ HOTEL
HYDER, B. C,
will be thrown open to the public,
AND WE WANT YOU ALL TO BE THERE.
You know us. We have been in the restaurant business here
for a long tiine~have fed more people, undoubtedly, than all the
other caterers of the district combined. We have made a success
at that, and now we are ready to show you what a real up-to-date
hotel means to the district, when properly conducted.
There will be no shortage of turkeys. We have made the out
side market look sick. And in order that all may be served, sup
per will commence at 5 p. m. and continue as long as anyone
wants to eat.
The large assembly hall will be open for dancing, with the best
music procurable in attendance. There is no time limit set on the
dancing or eating. We want you to enjoy yourselves.
Of course, there are a lot of folks here now who are recent ar
rivals. They may not know us, but we invite them to get ac
quainted. Any oldtimer can tell them whether they will get the
right treatment. November 30 is American Thanksgiving Day.
Here on the boundary line, where citizens of both countries are in harmony
on all occasions, the day may be fittingly observed by taking advantage of
our hotel opening.
There will be a nominal charge, nothing like what you might expect, but at
least enough to cover service. That's fair enough, isn't it?
We want you to look the new hotel over, We want you to write and tell
your friends about it. We can think of no better way to gain your support
than to have you attend the opening. Be there November 30, will you?
Bob and Mre. Keith.
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