Ken & Camera At Large
Kan Parley is in possesion of
a camera with which he takes
pictures at unexpected time.
Everyone should watch out for
him because he might catch you
unawares. Candid cameramen
are becoming very common in
this country.
In some countries the cameras
are forbidden bee tuse they ex
pose high officials wrestling
with their spaghetti.
.Boss Butchers,
Butcher Bakes
“Scotty” Inoye. the .baker,
X Had ail hit> uewiu pmieu out on
Peb. 10. Prank Uyehara, the
butcher, was the h^Ver while
Inoye was in the hospital, while
Ed. Chi vers, the steward, was
the butcher.
“Scotty” is out now but be
can’t eat very much but soup
and other liquids — LM
Richelsons Travel
W. A. Richelson, general sup
erintendent of Kenne'cott, left
lor Seattle the middle of Febru
ary. When he arrived in Cor
. dova, his wife, who was accom
panying him, felt better so he
left her there and came back.
He went down oil the plane
for Seattle for a trip with his
wife, who was going for her
health. Her future plans de
pend upon her health. If she
feels need of improvement she
will go to Seattle. If not, she
will come back.
j Bruce: Did you ever go
through algebra?
Father: Yes, hut it was night
and I can’t tell you very much
about it.
Rich: I want you to ii!e these
letters.
Miss Treacy: Wouldn't it be
just as well if I trimmed them
with a pair of scissors?
Howling Gale
Causes Chaos
CHATTERING STEVE FACES
BLAST IN PAJAMAS
A big wind storm up at Angle
station blew ovdr a tower thirty
feet high that was two towers
down from the station. It was
No. 25.
The wind also blew one win
dow out of the kitchen and blew
two out of the tramliouse and
one out of the engine room
Steve Guitana had to get up
at four o’clock in tne morning
and obey was he mad.
I i; r.a ».<• o se famm n a day
and a half to fix the tower again.
The wind also blew the telephone
line down. They got that fixed
up again. —LM
Georg® Abbott Returns
George Abbott, who was here
a few years ago, is back from
the duPont powder mills. He
had a good position there but
quit so that he could travel;
Aboit will go to work at the
Brbmner ;f there is anything
for him to do. '
Joe Meloy Visits
Joe Meloy, from the Biemner
mine, was in McCarthy for sup
pi es the early part of February.
He came for food scores and
ior his aerial tramway made of
Kennecott tram parts.
Joe came on his small tractor.
He had to leave u& seen as lie
could so as to set up the tram
on his claims.
Pops Out, Ducks in
On Feb. 2, Mrs. Geo. Birch
came out and went to the store.
She had been quarantined with
the mumps for six weeks.
When she came out the sun
was shining. She saw her s m
do.w and hasn’t been seen since.
Tommy; That feilow must
have money.
Frank: So must I. Introduce
me to him.
Stewart injures Foot
Henry Stewart broke his foot
up on the tram on February six
teenth.
A water barrel fell down and
landed on his loot before he hae
time to get out of the way Jack
Morris, the boss of the tram,
took off Stewart’s shoe right
away. He rode down to the
hospital on the truck.
The doctor was pulling the
cook’s teeth and he had to leave
him on the operating table and
fix Henry Stewart’s loot.--LM
Crusher Motor
Causes Trouble
On Feb. 20, Gus, the orusher
rrm'n, went flown bo start the
Jumbo crusher but it wouldn’t
start
He changed the fuse and still
it wouldn’t go Then he started
the ; Bonanzi crusher and got
the repairmen in the mill. They
gut the electricians and they
took out the old crusher motor,
and replaced it with a new one.
After they took it apart, they
said a broken wire was the
cause of the trouble. At the
san e tune it was decided that
before being oiled the motors
should be well cleaned so as not
to get burned out.
Idaho Pupils
Send Letters
OUTSIDERS ASK ABOUT OUR
DOGS AND HOUSES
On Jan. 27, the sch >ol received
n. letter from' thp sixth grade ii\
Parker. Idaho. There are eight
een pupils in the sixth grade.
liethi Williams wrote, “How
uo you live arid fish salmon?”
biio Smith said. ‘Six are
writing to Keunecott and six to
Nome and six to Nenina.” Ray
Tanner says, “What kind of
dogs do you have? Are they big
husky?” Hubert Zink said,
Our class is studying a3ut
your towns.”
One said he wumJ send pictures of
Yellowstone Paik and green grass.
Their teacher wrote a letter,
too. His name is Lowe L. Rudd.
There were only five letters, but
they said there were' supposed
to be six.
Lyle Morris, Wm. Humpherles
and Hruee Morris wrote some
letters* to the pupils.— LM
John'Frank Is Well
John r.auk, a patient in the
hospital, for a week is fully re
covered and up and about
DAN MORRIS
Trembles And Shakes With Horrible
Fear Of Seeing His Name In Print
DAILY DELIRIUMS, NIGHTLY NIGHTMARES
Worthy Cilizen, DAN MORRIS, Haunted By
Hair-Raising Possibility
'V-; / - ,
Dan Morris says he docs not want his name to appear in the
Star. He fails to give any reasons, so the Star has gathered
the startling facts of the mysterious Mr. Morris, which it now
presents to its eager readers.
Dan Morris was born and raised in Haines, Alaska! Alter
finishing high school Mr. Morris decided to go to work. He has
worked in forestry camps and with the Alaska Road commission
near here. Dan went to work ou the tra n several years ago
where he is now.
In spite of these anazing disclosures, Dan Morris is a mighty
fine guy to know.