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Marion Wills— Reporter
Dangerous Age
Frank Wills
The show Sunday was
Dangerous Age. There was a
man forty years old playing
in the show. He was kind to
his daughter and wile. He had
to go to New York for some
business.
On the train he met a
gill of twenty. He made love to
the girl. When he got to New
York he got a house. He had a
Japanese servant u> bring his
coat and cap into him. The girl
on the train was not married.
He stayed four months in New
York.
His wife told him to come
back because bis daughter was
going to get married. He sent a
letter to his wife and told her
tnat he wanted his freedom.
He had a car.
He was sorry that he sent
the letter He tried to beat the
train to his home. His car was
run over b.v the train, lie got
in the train before any body conid
see him. He got home for the
wedding.
The wife read the letter.
Hut her husband was sorry that
lie sent the letter.
After that they lived
happy.
Louise Ahrens
< ats like children.
< ’ats have black ; u r.
1 saw a cat. She did not like
me.
My cat is a good oat. She
likes me.
' 'ats o in scratch children.
Cats onnnot run as fast as
dogs can 1 saw a lug cat. She
scratched the little e its. My ma
m;i saw the big cat running a I
ter* tiie little cits. Cits <h> n > \
like dogs, because the dogs run
after them.
Cats like to sit by the stove.
SENCE [ COME HACK FROM
DAWSuN
Sence 1 come back from Dawson
to these old familiar scenes,
J’ve read the yaller journals an’
the 10 cent magazines,
An to sort o’ ciassii.\ events an’
fine* out what, occured
.Vhile i was hibernatin' where
the* light, of God was blurred,
I’ve been searchin’ through the
columns ol the daily picture
press,
i<> see if I could ascertain, or
furrnulate a guess,
Why tiiescribblers who last
autumn so artistically lied
Bout the inches of the Klondike:
concluded to subside.
Piitm every trail was occupied
by journalistic beats
Who represented (with slim
cards) all saffron tinted sheets'
From Seattle to Savannah an’
from Bangor to Duluth,
But nary one ol them was there
to represent the truth.
They stumbled up theChilkoot
an’ they loafed along the lakes, j
An’ when not a photographin’ j
things or writin’ up their fakes, j
Imbibed raw rum from Hudson
Bay, an’ dressed in golfin’ suits,
Stood ’round an’ asked old-timers
’bout the shortest Klondike roots.
Now I’ve gathered from my
read in’ that the reason why i
they quit
Writin’ lies about the Klondike j
was, as lawyers say, to wit:!
Havin’ placed us in cold storage
an’ none all the harm they could,
They felt a awful cravin’ for a
brand of booze that’s good,
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