Kennecott Laundry
McCarthy Agent
S. Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT ALASKA
“The McCarthy Club”
On Second Sired.
CARD TABLES
CIGARETTES, CIGARS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Noat—Clean—Newly Furnished — Rooms
For All Guests. Charley Chontf Pro|
Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THROUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
F. A. HANSEN Supt. 0. b\ PUGH. A^ent
Snyder’s Style Shop
A FULL LINE OF
Ladies’ ready to wear Garments
DRY GOODS
Mrs. R. E. Snyder
NOTIONS
Prop.
Pastime Cigar Store
LA RGB ASSORTMENT OF
CANDIES SOFT DR IKS CIGARS
CIGARETTES and TOBACCOS
lack Schultz - - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF MIXED DRINKS
CIGA RS CIGARETTES CAND1KS
BILLIARDS
lee Cream and Jee Cream Sodas
LEM’S CAFE
Next to McCarthy Club
Lunch Counter & Private Boxes
QUALITY EATS
Lem Hey
Proprietor
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“Now children who was Lin
coin:'”
They shouted, in accord:
“The Lincoln is dear teac her’
Lie brother to the Lord.”
Willie-— “Say, pop, did yoi
go to Sunday school when yoi;
were a boy?”
Father—“Yes regularly. Nev
rr missed a Sunday.’’
Willie - “Well I’ll bet it won’t
do mt» any good either.”
Look keeper: “How do°s yom
j now truck’ run?”
Delivery Man: “In and out.’
‘‘What do you mean?”
"It runs out of gas and into
everything,”
“A Ionian will always leavf
l»oi mark on a man,” assorts ?
critic. Either lipstick or roll in }l>
pm.
Doctor: I’ll examine you lot
fifteen dollars.”
Patient: “All right doctor and
if you find we’ll split fifty fifty.’
The soxs arc becoming alike
and we wondering whether wou
en will take up hand shaking 01
men begin to kiss when thej
; meet.
A flapper climbed
A high board fence —
But I don’t think
She showed much sense.
About this flapper, Sam,
Who climbed the fence, u’r rit
But “what” she showed then
1 think you’d best keep quie
FLASHES FROM LIFE
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1 *A 1 i IS — Eve ry Ku r< »pean
army is undergoing intensive tra
mg in chemical w irfe -c. T i * Fre
cell W ir D ip irtment hinted that
lid flimo throwing squads wo
|i I he incorporated in their batta
i)is i i t i * f 11 i r ».
HAUTFOliD, Omn.-The Conne^
i<*ctii-ntt \V. C. T. U. hive launc i
, ed a compiign t > h i.r all t'l i.sks
and i> ittling e [ lipinent from >to
re windows on the grounds that
they make the people thirsty.
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V lidNNA—A world of super
men cm be built by establishing
foi'ins to raise in >nkeys to snpp
ly glands to bo g rifted on all
: male children between the ages
ol‘ eight and ten years, declared
! lie famous Proffessor Voronoff
(
. who insists h * can double the sp
an of men’s lives in this fashion
!
DENVER - Every nation in
Europe with possible exception
of Spain wants to thrash the hide
of Uncle Sam is the opinion of
General Peyton C. March Spain
tried it once.
ORMOND REACH Fla.—Ho.
. lding an umbrella to protect J. D
Rockefeller from the sun on the
• links, Will Rogers hsd the nerve
-1 to ask whether the price of gas
oline went up every time his host
lost a golf match.
LONDON - Lord Northesk
was fined $b.00in a London court
on a charge of being drunk and
i
, disorderly, It was charged that
his lordship and his companion
?; sang and danced in the street
3 knocked down a lampostand dra
\ gged it into the street.
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