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HOTEL HYDER
M. R. JAMIESON Proprietor
at the Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Electric Lights
Baths
THE MIDGET EMPORIUM
79 N. First Avenue y
H. H. HOWARD
CIGARS PATENT MEDICINES
TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
CHOOOLATES FLASH LIGHTS
LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map of Salmon River
BOOKS
STATIONERY
MAGAZINES
NOVELTIES
The
NORTH STAR
CIGAR STORE
“The Best is None Too Good for You”
Jack McCormack
Quick Lunch in connection
Specializing in SPANISH DISHES
Hot Tamales, Chilis, Enchilades, also Chinese Noodles
L. S. Bingham
PAGE THE EAR DOCTOR
A certain man was growing more,
and more deaf, but disliked to ad-1
mit it. He made a brave pretense |
of understanding what was said to
him, and this frequently entailed
amusing mistakes.
Last summer a neighbor met him
and said:
“Perhaps you haven’t heard of
the agreeable visitor who arrived
at our house yesterday—a fine
baby boy—a perfect cherub?”
The deaf man smiled pleasantly
and replied:
"Oh, we have lots of ’em at our
house. My wife gets ’em by the
| bushel, stews ’em, you know, and
puts ’em up. ’’
“Why,” said the bewildered neigh
bor, “what do you think I said?"
“Yes. she likes the red kind best.”
continued the fflicted citizen. "She
says they aint so tough. Is yours
the black sort?”
“Sir." cried the indignant neigh
bor, “what are you talking about?"
The deaf man heard this.
“Why, cherries, of course," he re
marked. 'That’s what you said
Ik
aint it?”
But the neighbor walked away
without a word.
S’LANGUAGE
Fred—“ ’S’neagle.”
Harry—" ’S’not, ’s’nowl.”
Bert—“'S’neyther, Vn’awk.”
The girls at the high school made
an unusually fine showing coming
down the fire escape during the
drill.—From Maryland School Com
missioner’s report.
North—Well, you see, it was this
way. The guide was wearing a fur
coat and the hunting party mis
took him for a bear. '
West—And they shot the poor
fellow?
North—No, no! He starved to
death in the woods. You see, the
rest of the party were packing the
grub, and he never could catch up
to them.
‘Tve called for a little light on
the financial question” said the man
i in the rural editor's sanctum.
“Well, you’ve come to the right
plaee,” replied the editor. “If there
is anything we are light on it is
the finances.”
The Junction Cafe
“The WISE GUY tries
ANYTHING
ONCE”
Up to the minute—the
McDonnell Hotel
Modem Furnished Rooms
Electric Lights .... Baths
Soft Drinks - Tobaccos • Pool
Paddy McDonnell, Proprietor.
TEe Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Your Taste
Private Dining Room
For Dinner Parties
Walter Blanton, Proprietor.
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day.5 W. Dann. Prop. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
Always in the Lead
Since 1910!
HOTEL KING EDWARD
Where Mining Men Meet.
Stewart, B. C. .... W. H. Tolin, Prop.
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To Our Customers-^
Wfe thank yoii
for your patronage in the' past and solicit your continued co
operation.
We have tried to serVe yoU to the best of our ability.
The time ha? come when we must soon turn the store over to
someone else who will perpetuate the business. Until that
time we intend to continue to serve you and trust you will
continue to deal with us. This will help in disposing of
the business to one who will make it an asset to this com
munity;
It will be of great assistance to us if all those whose
accounts are overdue will take care of them in the next
few days.
THE SALMON RIVER TRADING CO. IRC.
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