RADIO PROGRAM
K O M O
Sunday, June 18.
7:15 For All the Family.
7:30 Cecil and Sally.
8:00 Homespun Melodies,
8 :15 Violin Recital.
8:30 Congress Hotel Orch.
8:45 Helms and Harkins.
9:00 Washington Hour.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Paul Tutmore.
10:30 A Night in Venice.
11:00 Silent.
Monday, June 19.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7 :15 Orchestra and Vocal.
7:30 Demi Tasse Revue.
8 :00 Ben Tipp Program.
8:15 Light Opera Melodies.
8:45 Phillip Morris.
9:00 Fisher Musical Program.
9 :30 Big Opportunity Contest
9:45 Violin Concert.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Old Favorites.
10:30 Hawaiian Melodies.
11:00 Silent.
Tuesday, June 20
7 :00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Memory Lane, NBC.
7:45 Adventures in Health.
8:00 Montag Fireside Hour.
8:30 Blue Ribbon orchestra.
9:00 Fisher Mills Program.
9:30 Old Favorites.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Violin Concert.
10:30 Tyroleans.
11:00 Silent.
Wednesday, June 21
7:00 Amps ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Westinghouse program.
7:30 Eddie Peabody, NBC.
8:00 Homespun Melodies.
8:15 Light Opera Melodies.
8 :45 Phillip Morris.
9:00 One Man’s Family, NBC.
9:30 Big Opportunity Contest.
9:45 Mandolin and Guitar.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Paul Tutmore.
10:30 Tyroleans.
11:00 Silent.
Thursday, June 22
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Cedi and Sally.
7 :30 Death Valley Days.
8:00 Standard Symphony.
9:00 Capt. Henry’s Show Boat
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Hawaiian Melodies.
10:30 Tyroleans.
11:00 Silent.
Friday, June 23.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Dollars and Cents.
7 :30 Musical Grocery Store.
8 :00 Ben Tipp Trio.
8:15 Gilmore Circus, NBC.
9:15 Charles Hart.
9:30 Big Opportunity Contest.
9:45 Helms and Harkins.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Totem Broadcasters.
10:30 Hawaiian Melodies.
11:00 Silent.
Saturday, June 24
7:00 Hotel Penn. Orchestra.
7:30 The Witching Hour.
8:00 Caswell Coffee Concert.
8:15 Gypsiana, NBC.
8:30 Fisher’s Half Hour.
9:00 Totem Broadcasters.
10:00 Symphonettes.
10:30 Tyroleans.
11:00 Silent.
Hyder
Chamber of Commerce
Incorporated
Regular Meeting Second
Wednesday of the Month
THE BARGAIN COUNTER
If you wish to sell some useful sec
ond hand commodity or wish to buy
something, we will list your wants in
this classified colum at the tow rate
of 10 cents per line. Watch this col
umn for bargains.
1 13aby Ben Alarm Clock .$1.00
1 Large Butcher knife, new .60
1 3-blade Remington pocket knife .50
1 14 lb. sledge hammer .1.50
2 hand axes, each .75
1 Iron Cot and Spring, only $4.00
2 dozen steel mink traps, only 2.50
Salmon trolling spoons, each .on
1 Diston Hand Saw, cutoff only $1
10 gal. gas. pressure tank.
Large Fyre-Fyter fire extinguisher.
Small cook stove
Iron heating stove.
Hand force pump
Iron laundry stove
Full bed and spring.
3-4 bed and spring.
2 3-4 bed mattresses.
1 wood door ■
Large electric lamps—100-150 watt.
Fairbanks-Morse 1-2 h. p. motor and
J. K. force pump, heavy duty, slightly
used-bargain.
Also several plain chairs, shovels,
saws, axes, tools, cooking and table
utensils, straight razors, scissors, and
numerous other good and useful art
icles at give-away prices. No matter
what you want, see us, we may have
it or can get it for you.
Cardboards, in varied grades
and colors at the Herald office,
Phone 82.
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mon practice of newspapers through
out the world. The rates charged are
the lowest asked for a newspaper
anywhere in the North and are not
yond the means of anyone. The profit
at present prices is too small to per
mit us to carry the burden of delin
quent subscriptions. ..Far this reason
we ask that you keep your subscript
ion PAID UP, or we will be compelled
to discontinue delivery of the paper
when your paid subscription expires.
The Hyder Weekly Herald
Sauce for the
Goose --***
Br JOHN HART
©. by McClure Newsgaper Syndicate.
WNU Service
EM-ORENCE DAVIDSON was one of
* those persons that practice what
they preach. Only her preaching was
done through the columns of "The Eve
ning Gazette’’ under the caption, “Ad
vice to the Lovelorn, by Marion
Dixon.’’ Every day, except Sunday,
Florence answered questions of young
women, and some young men, in re
gard to love affairs, preceding the re
plies with an article of general advice.
Only recently these articles written
by Florence had been accumulated and
published In pamphlet form under the
title "Keep Them Guessing."
Florence was a strong advocate of
“guessing” in love affairs. She argued
that a young man's Interest became
stimulated when iie found himself un
able to fathom the depths of his idol's
nature.
Because Florence practiced what she
preuclied, Robert Harvey was kept
constantly on the nnxious seat. She
never would admit definitely that she
would marry him, but whenever he be
came convinced his case was hopeless
she would be sure to lend him fresh
encouragement by means of a few
choice words of sentiment. He was
“kept guessing.’*
Robert did not realize that he was
the constant subject of experiments
for Marlon Dixon of the ‘‘Gazette.”
Indeed, he was not aware that Flor
ence acted in that capacity on the
newspaper, although he knew she held
some position there. Yes, Itobert was
experimented upon shamefully In order
that the readers of the “Gazette” might
profit. But Florence really did love
him. Only she felt that she must fol
low Marlon Dixon's advice in order to
keep him on the matrimonial eligible
list.
one (lay Robert failed for tier at tne
“Gazette” office and escorted her home.
‘‘Shall I see you this evening?" he
Inquired. She had been particularly
amiable, and he was confident she
would be glad to have him call.
“I think not, Robert. Really, I be
lieve we should not see so much of
each other for a while. Besides, I
have another engagement.”
“He’ll call me up in a day or two
and beg me to relent,” she confidently
told herself later that day, “and of
course I’ll yield to his pleading. It's
all in the game.”
Florence didn’t get her chance to
relent, for Robert failed to fulfill her
expectations. He did not telephone to
her and she received no word from
him through the mails.
Then came the climax. Florence
went to the theater one evening with
her mother, and there she saw Robert
with another girl.
At first Florence was angry. What
right had Robert to pay attention to
another girl after the many protesta
tions of love he had told her? But
her anger cooled and anxiety took Its
pluce. She was ready to forgive If
only Robert would come hack.
But Robert made no effort to see
Florence. He must be away on busi
ness, she decided, but she discovered
he was not out of town one evening
when she went to a restaurant for
dinner and found him dining there
with the same girl who had accom
panied him to the theater. This time
Florence shed tears.
Well, it was all over now. She had
lost Robert. And it was her own fault.
She wrote “Advice to the Lovelorn"
with little heart now, because she was
beginning to doubt the soundness of
the policies she advocated.
Then, one day, Florence met Robert
on the street, and stopped him.
“Why don't you ever come to see
me?” she asked him, pocketing her
pride.
Robert appeared his same old self.
“I’ll see you tonight. That is, of
course, If you haven’t another engage
ment,” he answered.
Florence had no other engagement
and Robert called. He got right to
business at the start.
"I love you, Florence, and I want
you,” he told her, “but I’m tired of
never knowing where I am at. If I
can’t have you all to myself, I won't
have you at all.”
“You mean—” she said, very sweet
ly—and meeklv.
alA^Ka NuiEa
Culled From the Newspapers
Of the Territory.
Paul versus Harding
Lawsuit is Dismissed
The damage suit far $100,
000 instituted by William L.
William L. Paul, Ketchikan
attorney, against Judge Justin
W. Harding, was dismissed on
motion of Paul’s attorney in
the district court at Fairbanks,
where the action was awaiting
hearing. The suit was origin
ally filed in Ketchikan and had
its origin in a judgement of
contempt olf court imposed by
Judge Harding. The judge
ment was later reversed by the
circuit court of appels at San
Francisco, The case was dis
missed cn technical grounds.
Ncme Jurist Receives Honor
After being held for eight
years by the department of
state, the insignia of Chevalier
of the Order of St. Olaf, be
stowed upon him by the king
of Norway in 1925, was recent
ly delivered to Judge G. J. Lo
men, who retired last year af
ter ten years of service as
judge of the district court at
Nome. Judge Lomen, who is
now a resident of Seattle, was
barred from accepting the hon
or as long as he remained on
the federal bench.
Gold Hoarder Revealed
In Kuskokwim District
The presence of a gold
hoarder in the Kuskokwim
district of Alaska was revealed
recently when a shipment oif
more than $20,000 in gold coin
arrived in Anchorage by air
plane from some undesignated
consignee in the Kuskokwim
valley in response to President
Roosevelt’s anti-hoarding de
cree. The gold, all in $20 pie
ces, wa s consigned to an Anch
orage bank.
Alaska Buffalo Doing Well
Alaska’s buffalo herd is in
fine condition and i,s increasing
in numbers, according to infor
mation received by the Alaska
“Vos. I mean that I am proposing
to you again, for the last time. If you
say yes, well and good. It will make
me happy. If your answer is no I’ll
be unhappy, but I’ll never bother you
again. But if you accept me this time,
all this tact and diplomacy stuff of
yours has got to stop. How about it?"
Florence was silent for a moment.
When she spoke there was a hint of
tears in her eyes.
“It suits me, Itobert,” she told him.
“I’ll marry you and I’ll never keep
you guessing. You cun depend on me
ull the time.”
When Robert left her that night he
was far happier than he ever had been
before. He whistled a gay tune as he
walked home under stars gleaming in
a deep blue sky. He went to his room
and sat for a long time gazing nt a
picture of Florence and smiling. It
was a smile of triumph as well os hap
piness.
Before retiring lie opened a drawer
of his dresser and brought forth a pa
per-covered book.
“This Marion Dixon has the right
dope,” he murmured. “Only she for
got to mention that it works both
ways. Maybe she didn’t know it when
she wrote this ‘Keep Them*Guessing’
volume." • , ,
ative at Fairbanks. There are
about 30 animals in the main
herd, including several year
lings.
Eiler Hansen, Sitka resident,
has been appointed superin
tendent of the Pioneers’ Home
by Governor John W. Troy.
The appointment will be
come effective June 15. Mr.
Hansen, a war veteran and a
resident of Alaska for 21 years,
will succeed Theodore Kettel
son, who ha? been in charge of
the home for 12 years.
Premier Extension to be Sold
Seven claims composing the
Premier Extension property on
the west side of the Northern
Light group in the upper Sal
mon basin were ordered sold
in Prince Rupert this week un
der a court judgement against
the Premier Extension Gold
Mining Company in favor of
Theodore Carlson.
BEER AND BEAUTY
We thought we had heard
every possible argument that
could be put forward for and
against prohibition, whether
on moral or economic grounds.
But we were wrong. There is
omething new under the sun.
It is a controversy which has
arisen over the effect of 3.2
beer on the feminine face and
figure. And that is likely to
make a lot of talk in the near
future, and this is how it start
ed.
It appears that a certain pro
hibition organization recently
predicted that if women drank
the new beer, which Congresa
solemnly declared to be non
intoxicating in fact, that they
would soon acquire a bad com
plexion and a rotund figure.
In other words, it was said that
they would lose their school
girl complexion and get fat.
Now comes the opposition in
rebuttal, 'bringing an array of
scientists and medical authori
ties to their aid. And this is
what they say:
“From the investigations of
scientists and medical authori
ties it has been demonstrated
that beer is not fattening un
less taken in highly excessive
quantities. It contains certain
salts of great benefit to the hu
man body, including the com
plexion. Although not intox
icating, it throws an air of jov
ialty over any gathering and
renders unnecessary the use of
distilled liquor at the end of a
strenuou.3 business day, golf
game, or any other wearing ac
tivity.”
And there you are. Many
ladies will refrain from drink
ing beer for various reasons,
but we doubt that the fear of
getting fat will be one of them.
In spite of all warnings from
the cigarette makers they have
not yet quit eating candy.