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Why Southeastern Alaska
Should Become a State
Fred Seltenreieh
Southeastern Alaska should
become a state because it pays
almost all of the taxes, and the
rest of Alaska gets the benifit
of it. When the rest of the div
isions want to build something
like the college they let them
1 lave $163,000, but when South
eastern Alaska wanted some
money to maintain a fish hatch
ery they could hardly get the
money for it. That is why i
' think that Southeastern Alaska
should become a state.
Southeastern Alaska Should
Not Become a Slate.
Theodore Selten reich
I believe Southeastern Alas
ka should not become ;i state
because it would shut off the
rest of the divisions in Alaska.
There wouldn’t be any taxes
lor the rest of Alaska. There
would be no inhabitants in the
other three divisions, because
an the best cities are in South
eastern Alaska.
li Alaska became a state it
could never have enough money
to pay its debts. It costs $7,000,
0 »G a yea • to support the Gov
ermneni of Alaska.
My Stomach’s Diary
Geraldine O’Neill
Oh dear! Deanie <.'ot me out
of bed at five o’clock this morn
big. i surely hope it won’t be
another hot day today, because
if the same amount of ice water
and ice cream come down today
1 am going to strike. 1 was very
patient yesterday, but J am
not going to b*» today
Well, as soon as she got up
Deanie did some very hard work
on an empty stomach. After
that I thought I would get a
good breakfast, blit oh dear,
half chewed again! Of course I'
thought I would get some rest
between ten and twelve but I
was disappointed again. Deanie
l went out and did some vigor
ous bicycle riding to get ready
lor the race, and then came
back and said that she actually
had a stomach ache.
That stopped after 1 got
all ol the half chewed food dig
ested, but that didn’t seem to
teach her a lesson. Her father
gave her a dollar and foolishly j
she spent it for ice cream and ;
candy. Then she went out and
ran a race, which she didn’t win
on account of a stomach ache.
Vvell, that didn’t bother her a
bit, so she went into a restaur
ant and had a piece of mince
pie and a cup of cocoa. After1
the hot cocoa she went outside
and got some ice water. It took
me a very long time and much
of my energy to heat that up to
. At last the day was over
and J thought I would get a ■
good dinner, but Alas! Deanie
sent down potato salad and j
Deans; and that was the end of i
a perfect day” but not of a per
lect night. I protested again at
such abuse by just heaving it up,
and Beanie said she always had
had a weak stomach. I wonder
Truthful
Wifey —Before we were!
married you told me you were j
the highest salaried clerk in the
of fine.
Hubby —So 1 am. I’m two
inches taller than any other
salaried clerk employed there.
One way to become unpopular is
to pack around a permanent gro
uch.
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