HOTEL HYDER
MR. -1A Ml ESC) N Proprietor
at tSie Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Electric Lights
Baths
THE MIDQBT EMPORIUM
79 N First Avenue
H. H. HOWARD
CIGARS PATENT MEDICINES
TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
CHOCOLATES FLASH LIGHTS
LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map of Salmon River
BOOKS
STATIONERY
MAGAZINES
NOVEI TIES
Call rne at The MECCA
telephone S long 1 short
Cigars . . . Tobacco
Candy . . . Soft Drinks
Fine Assortment of Fruits
FRAZER & ADKINS
HERE'S HOW THE TRUTH
WOULD LOOK IN PRINT
There are few—very few—people
in this world who maintain that a
newspaper should invariably tell
the truth. Should such an individ
ual ever own a newspaper and try
to live up to his ideal he would
last quick. Imagine what would
happen to an editor who published
a wedding notice like the following:
“The home of Mr. and Mrs. B. A,
Chump was the scene of an osten
tatiously vulgar wedding Tuesday
evening when their daughter Ima
finally roped in young Boob Mc
Nutt, the brainless dispenser of ice
cream and sodas at R. U. Sane's
blind pig, Old Chump, who was
half shot, gave the bride away,
which was a waste of breath, as
everyone there knew all about her
beforehand. She is called accom
plished, her father having squan
dered some of his ill-gotten war
profits upon her foF music lessons,
enabling her to hammer the piano
after a fashion andjscreech like a
flea-bitten coyote. Her homely
mug bears striking: evidence of her
ability tis a painter, and her stringy
calves and knobhy knock knees,
shamelessly displayed to the pub
lic, proclaim that * she^rots with
'smarUu d^tyftjH^totijde
received a bunch 'of useless wad
ding presents and the old man
made a grand-stand play by deed
ing them a house that is mortgaged
for more than it is worth. They
left next morning for Niagara Falls
to escape the joshing they have
coming. The trip will eat up what
little dough Boob had saved, and as
he has no credit in town his father
in-law will probably have to pay
for their ham and eggs after their
return. However, the old man fig- j
ures he has maae a fair gamble, as
the bride, who has the temper of aj
singed wildcat, has kept him in hot
water for ten years. The bride is
31 years old and the groom 21.”
Don’t you think thu! notice j
sounds truthful? So do we. But
none of us have ever seen a real
wedding described that way.
Come on into the new Miner of
fije and make yourselves at home.
F. C. LAWRENCE
International Ave.
llyder. Alaska.
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Watch Ucjiairing
You can’t Swing on the
GOLDEN GATE
But you can get
FRESH Tobaccos
All kinds of Smokes and Soft
Drinks, or a sociable game of
cards midst pleasant surroundings
Markus Savovich - - - Nick Blcyin 1
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Modem Furm porr
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Soft Drink?
Paddy Me Proprietor— ,
lEe Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Your Taste
Private Dining Room
For Dinner Parties
Walter Blanton, Proprietor,
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day. W. Dann. Prop. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
Hugh MacDougali
Blacksmithing and Horseshoeing, Machine and Lath*
Work, Gx>-Acetylene Welding, General Repairs
Hr ?z»ni> and Pipe-fitting
Anticipation Will Save You Money
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IF? You Will Anticipate Your Requirements In
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Groceries, Hardware and Furnishings
for the next sixty days, and let
us submit you prices, we assure you
that we can save you money. CASH
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is at i premium with us, and makes a LOI^D NOISE
BRING IN
Your lists and let us figure with you.
Salmon River Trading Co.