HOTEL HYDER
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at the Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Electric Lights Baths
THE MIDGET EMPORIUM
79 N. First Avenue
H. H. HOWARD
000X5 CIGARS PATENT MEDICINES
STATSONERY TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
MAGAZINES CHOCOLATES FLASH LIGHTS
NOVELTIES LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map *f Salmon River
The
NORTH STAR
CIGAR STORE
“The Best is None Too Good for You”
W. J. Benson
Quick Lunch in connection
Specializing in SPANISH DISHES
Hot Tamales, Chilis, Enchilades, also Chinese Noodles
L. S. Bingham
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“DAD—HERE’S TO YOU"
"Vye happened }p a hopsp ffie
Qfher night, and over the parlor
door |aw the legend worked in let
ters of red, “What Is Home With
out a Mother?’ Across tfa r<x>m
was apot^r l?Wf- 'god Rless Our
Home.’
"Now what’s the matter with
’God Bless Our Dad’? He gets UP
early, lights the fire, boils an egg,
and wipes off the dew ef the lawn
with hia boats while many a
mother Is sleeping. He makes
the weekly hand-out for the butch
er, the grocer, the milkman and
baker and hit little pile is badly
worn before he has been heme an
hour.
“If there is a noise during the
night, Dad is kicked in the back
and goes down stairs to find the
burglar and kill him. Mother
darns the socks, but Dad bought
the socks in the first place and the
needles and yarn afterward.
Mother does up the fruit; well, Dad
bought it all, and jars and sugar
cost like the mischeif.
"Dad buys chicken for the Sun
day dinner, carves it himself, and
draws the neck from the ruins after
everyone else is served. ‘What is
Home without a Mother?’ Yes,
that's alright, but what is home
Dr. Hedger
—DENTIST—
McGrew Bldg., Hyder
FOR SHORT TIME ONLY
without a father? Ten Ojhances to
one it is a boarding house. Father
is lender a slab end' the landlady
J® widow. Dad, here’s to yo#;
you've got your fault*—you &ay
haye lots of th«»—b^t you’re nil
right, and we’ll mi** yon when
you're gone"—Ek.
Citigen—Why running so, officer?
Officer There'* a man With a pint
on his hip.
"But they're robbing the bank*
across the street!" j
"I can do but one thing at a time, j
AMD THE)CLERK FAINTED
A pleasantly rounded colored
Sir! brought baok to the exchange
elerk at a department store a pair
of silk stockings.
“What’s the matter with them,
didn’t they come up to your expec
tations?" asked the clerk.
“No sah. Ah should Bay not. dey
dis barely come above mah knees."
she replied.
OUR ENGLISH
, This startling advertisement re
cently appeared in a town news
paper The ladies of the Plum St.
Church have disdarded clothes of
all kinds. Call at 44 North Plum
St and inspect them.
LAMP THE VAMP
Curses on thee little “Vamp.’’
With thy fascinating lamp.
With thy little sawed off skirt,
And abbreviated shirt;
With thine arms and shoulders bare.
And thy limbs, at which I stare.
With thy form so full of life,
I almost forgot my wife.
Paddy’s Cigar Store
Where you nyeet your friends
Modern Furnished Rooms
Hot Baths Day and Night
Paddy McDonnell, Proprietor.
1Ee Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Yottr TuU j
Private Dining Room
Fm Dinner Parties
__Walter Blanton, Proprietor.
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day.5 W. Damn. Prop. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
Salmon River Stage Line
Leaves Stewart and Hyder for the
PREMIER MINE
Monday . Wednesday - Saturday
Special Trips and Party Trips Arranged.
Felix Seppl W. R. McDonnell
Phone 2 Long—2 Short
Just Five Short Miles To the
“Cfricfrett 3fnn”
At Fish Creek
A Moonlight Ride,
A Party Dance,
A Chicken Supper. >
Isn’t That an Enticing Combination?
We also have comfortable quarters and meals for the wayfarer
$clcn 36rll 4«r0. fclmrr m. femitlj
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RIGHT PRICES
F. C. LAWRENCE
International Ave.
Ilyder, Alaska.
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Closing Out
THE SALMON RIVER TRADING CO, K
Stock Must Positively Be
Disposed of At An
Early Date
CASH BARGAINS
Of All Kinds
Don’t Miss the Opportunity