Kennecott Laundry
McCarthy Agent
S. Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT ALASKA
“The McCarthy Club”
On Second Street.
CARD TABLES
CIGARETTES, CIAGRS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Neat—Clean—Newly Furnished — Rooms
For All Guests. Charley Chong Prop
The Pastime
LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
SOFT DR1KS
Stuart Nuckols - - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF >1IXED DRINKS
OTGaRS CIGARETTES candies
BILLIARDS
let* Cream and lee Cream Sodas
IF WE DON’T SUIT TELL US
“The Silver Dollar”
Cigars & Tobacco Soft Drinks
Card Tables
MESSENGER and ANNUNCIATOR SERVICE
SNYDER’S
Ladies aid Gent’s furnishings
DRY GOODS NOTIONS
Mrs. R. R Snyder
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Our newest definition of a
dumb-bell—A guy that sits up
all night because his washwoman
has his pajamas.
“There’s been somethin”
trembling on my lips for months
and months,” Margaret," he said
nervously.
“St: I see,” said Margaret,
“Why don’t you shave it off?’’I
Women are so dumb - when they
want to be.
Napoleon said that all men j
are cowards at night, but he was;
wrong. They wait for night to!
do the things they are afraid to i
do by day.
In spring the young saps1
fancy lightly turns to thoughts!
of sugar.
Wo wonder if a woman j
ever sees anything in a show
window that interests her more
than her own reflection.
Much that passes for
’■personality” was formerly <
known as ‘’gull”
‘‘Always and everlastingly
late,” snapped wifey as hubby
came home late to supper. *' Why,'
you were late at ohur**h the day I
we were married
“Yes, my dear,” he replied
bitterly, “but not late enough.” |
Wonderful creatures! This
summer they will keep cool in
the same skimpy clothes that
kept them warm this winter.
Angry wife —“What does
tins powder on your coat mean?”
Unfortunate husband — “T
ouble, my near, trouble.
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FLASHES FROM LIFE
Manila.—In order to teach
i Filipino farmers how to take bet
! ter care of their livestock and
thus produce enough meat for
the islands, the bureau of agric
ulture has brought here hr.
K. A. i.iodier, veterinerar.v pitho
legist of the University of Wash
ipgton. Dr, Uodier had been
placed in charge of the bureau’s
research laboratory and will
travel over the islands to lecture
to the natives, show them pict
ores and give demonstrations on
1 ive.stock preservation.
In most of the schools of
Prussia the teaching of French
is taught pupils from 8 to 10
yen rs old. English follows about
three years later.
A number of schools in
Northwestern Germany, however,
have reversed the practice by
making the English language the
principal language study by
teaching pupils at the earliest
opportunity.
Four collections of rare
books have been given to the
Congressional library under the
will of Mrs, John Boyd Thatcher
of Albany. N. Y. They include
about 930 volumes printed before
1801, and constitute some of the
earliest examples of printing, 800
books relating to Christopher
! Columbus, thirty-four editions
! of Ptolemy’s works and ltfOO
i books on the French revolution,
including two collections of
I autographs of the foremost fig
! ures of the period.
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Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THROUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
F. A. HANSEN Supt.
0. F. PUGH. Agent