M. B. JAMIESON Proprietor
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at the Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Electric Lights
Baths
THE MIDGET EMPORIUM
79 N First Avenue
H. H. HOWARD
CIGARS PATENT MEDICINES
TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
CHOCOLATES FLASH LIGHTS
LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map of Salmon River
BOOKS
STATIONERY
MAGAZINES
NOVELTIES
The
NORTH STAR
CIGAR STORE
“The Best is None Too Good for You”
Jack McCormack
Quick Lunch in connection
Specializing in SPANISH DISHES
Hot Tamales. Chilis, L'nchilades, also Chinese Noodles
L. S. Bingham
MOCK WED0IN6
Tbe following, from The Pas Her
ald, will be read with relish by
oldtimeis who have enjoyed the
elixer of life in the halcyon days of
pioneer mining camps, and with
holy horror and uplifted hands by
those puritanical, hypocritical Phar
isees who can find no joy for them
selves except in taking the joy out
of life for others:
A party of playful prospectors j
staged a mock wedding on Satur
day night, or rather it was mock on
one side and serious on the part of
the groom. It appears that Swan
Olafson sought a bride to share his
sudden wealth acquired by disposal i
of some claims at ElbifW lake. Jack
Owens conceived the idea of being
the bride, and borrowing some fem
inine attire he clothed himself
therein. The two were introduced
in a party of several others, and
between hefty drinks a hethrothal
j was arranged. Charlie Stabback
by virtue of being a fire ranger,
and therefore legally endowed with
marriage powers, was parson. The
ceremony performed, the couple
! regaled their friends with lunch
and drinks, the while coddling each
other with sweet and tender noth
ings. In one of these tender em
braces the pseudo bride seized her
! lord’s cheek none too gently with
her teeth, pressing a stubby week’s
old beard into his flesh. The howl
that followed was quickly succeed
ed by action and the enraged groom
tore the dress off his bride and re
vealed “her” a naked and shameless
male. The fun went on however,
and Swan joined in, with the best
disposition in the world, remarking
that "for a bride yon bane a hell
uva mistake."
Down In Arkansa*
Tnough Walnut Ridge recently
has inaugurated "blue laws," law
and order leagues and other means
by which officials are combatting
law violators, occasionally they find
someone who totally—or nearly so
—ignores the law’s sanctitv. One
fellow, it seems, has gone so far as
to advertise the fact. The follow
ing advertisement was picked up
on the street there.
“Pure Cache River Korn Likker
Bottled in barn. Made in the back
woods of the river of Eastern Ar
kansas by an oldtime bleckader
that dont give a dam for laws and
prohibition. Retailed on the Wal
nut Ridge market by all the high
class bootleggers for live bones a
pint and worth every cent of it.
Guaranteed to be strong enough to
make you drunk as the devil in ten
minutes and mean enough to make
a baby bullfrog spit in a whale’s
face.”
■ NOTICE OF SEIZURE AND SALE
Ilyder, Alaska, March 8, 1922.
The following articles were seized at
Ilyder, Alaska, on Aug. 15, 1921. for
, failure of importer to enter and pay duty
i on said goods: 2 silk combinations (wo
I men’s underwear), 4 silk petticoats, 4
I silk shirts. 5 silk bloomers. 7 silk cami
! soles, 9 prs. silk stockings, 8 prs. wool
stockings, 1 towel, 2 pillow cases. Any
person claiming the above articles must
appear before the Deputy Collector of
Customs, Hyder, Alaska, within 20 days
from the date of this notice and claim
same. Unless such claim is filed within
the time prescribed, the property will be
sold at public auction at the U. S. Cus
tom House, Hyder, 35 days from the date
of this notice.
John C. Mcllride
Collector of Customs
Up to the minute—the
McDonnell Hotel
Modem Furnished Rooms
Electric Lights .... Bath*
Soft Drinks - Tobaccos - Pool
Paddy McDonnell, Proprietor.
The Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Your Taste
Private Dining Room
For Dinner Parties
Walter Blanton, Proprietor.
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day. W. Da\n. Prop. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
Always in the Lead
Since 1910!
HOTEL KING EDWARD
Where Mining Men Meet.
Stewart, B. C. - - - - W. H. Toi.in, Prop.
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These are ali io be had at
THE SALMON RIVER TRADING CO, IRC,
Stores at liyder and Stewart
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