Kennecott Laundry
McCarthy Agent
' Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT
ALASKA
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The McCarthy Club'
On Second Street
CARD TABLES
CIGARETTES, CIGARS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Neat—Clean—Newly Furnished— Rooms
For All Guests. Charley Chong Prop
Pastime Cigar Store
LARGE ASSORT.VIENT OF
CANDIES SOFT DR IKS CIGARS
CIGARETTES and TOBACCOS
•lack Schultz • - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF MIXED DRINKS
CIGARS CIGARETTES CANDIES
BILLIARDS
!<•(* Ctvam and Ice Cream Sodas
Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THROUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
F. A. HANSEN Supt. C. F. PUGH. Agent
Snyder’s Style Shop
A FULL LINE OF
v Ladies' ready to wear Garments
DRY GOODS NOTIONS
Mrs. R. F. Snyder Crop.
IF WE DON’T SUIT TELL US
“The Silver Dollar”
Cigars & Tobacco Soft Drinks
Card Tables
MESSENGER and ANNUNCIATOR SERVICE
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A modern c.vui« is a man
who thinks the only women driv
ers who are efficient are those
who drive their husbands to
drin l<!
“.lust think of it,!"vxclai
med Flora the romantic. “ \ few
words mumbled over your head
and you’re married.”
“Yes;” agreed Gladys.
4 \ ’ ;
And a few words -mumbled in
youi- sleep and you’re divorced.”
There’s no question but
that the short skirt is having a
high old time.
“Whatever became of that
portable garage of yours?"
"Oh, I tied the Iwilldog to
it the other night and a cat ran
by him.”
An echo is the only thing
that cnn stop a woman from
having the last word.
"Life is just one damp
thing after another,"said the
clothesline to the underskirt.
If you save money, you
are a grouch.
If you spend it, you are a
loafer.
If you get it, you are a
grafter.
If you can’t get it, you are
a bum.
So what the heck’s the use!
A girl often increases st
man’s happiness by just one
word. Occasionally it is “Yes," but
more frequently it is "No.”
It is so easy to mistake
noise for intelligence!
FLASHES FROM LIFE
I
N-*w York: Tho Statne of
Liberty is tho in<v*t beautiful
thinprin New Torn, vri'h »!•- W«*ol.
worth hr.ildintr second. in tho
opinion of ad nits and children who
look part in a prize oontest «»on —
ducted by women's clubs and deal
ws in American paintings.
Manila. 1*. 1.; Hn<jfh D’Aut -
remont, one of the suspects in the
Siskivon tunnel mnrder« hi Oro
iron t.hreo years aprn. le't here on
; the army transport. Thomas for
San Francisco in custody of a
United States postol ficeinspector
Sm Franc'sco’Cal: A soldier
stationed at The uresido here
will be given the $5 300 reward
offered by the government for the
capture in Manila of Hugh d’Aut*
remont, bandit and murderer.
This soldier, postal irisj)ectors
; said, had served in the army in
the Philippines with d’Autremont
but at that time knew him as
“James Price.” When the soldier
returned here he saw jx*sters off
ering a reward for the arrest of
d’Autremont. ReconizingPrice as
d'Autremont the soldier comm -
unicat^d with government official
and d.Autrenoont’s arrest foil—
owed.
—
The Oregon Ball, held each
year in County Cork, Ireland, is
sponsored by a large group which
insists that the state ef Oregon
in the United States was named
after an Irish explorer named
1 O’Regan who discovered it.
During 192(1 the United Sta
! tes dejwirted 10,904 aliens found
to be unlawfully within its limits
while 20,550 were debarred from
entering the country.
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