OTEL HYDER
M. R. JAMIESON Proprietor
at the Gateway to Salmon River
The Pioneer Hotel of Hyder
Electric Lights
Baths
THE MIDGET EMPORIUM
79 N. First Avenue
H. H. HOWARD
CIGARS PATENT MEDICINES
TOBACCOS TOILET ARTICLES
CHOCOLATES FLASH LIGHTS
LEATHER GOODS LEGAL FORMS
CIRCULATING LIBRARY
DISTRICT MAPS and PHOTOGRAPHS
Hyder Agency
Morkill map of Salmon River
BOOKS
STATIONERY
MAGAZINES
NOVELTIES
The
NORTH STAR
CIGAR STORE
“The Best is None Too Good for You”
Quick Lunch in connection
Specializing in SPANISH DISHES
U.*t ramales, Chilis. Eachilades, also Chinese Noodles
L. S. Bingham
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1 AS ClEAR AS btijD
'She man had just informed the
agent that he wanted a Pullman
berth.
"Upper or lower?” asked the
agent.
“What’s the difference?” asked
the man.
"A difference of 50 cents in this
case,” replied the agent. “The
lower is higher than the upper.
The higher price is for the lower.
If you want it lower, you’ll have to
go higher. We sell the upper lower
than the lower. In other words,
the higher the lower. Most people
don’t like the upper, although it is
lower on account of being higher.
When you occupy an upper you
have to get up to go to bed, and get
down when you get up. You can
have the lower if you pay higher.
The upper is lower than the lower
because it is higher. If you are
willing to gohigher.it will be lower."
But tne poor man had died.
CASE DISMISSED
Magistrate (severely) — Horse
! whipping is the only suitable pun
ishment for you and your kind. The
idea of a man of yonr size hitting
a poor, weak woman like that!
Prisoner—But, your worship, she
keeps irritating me all the time.
Magisirate—How does she irritate
you?
Prisoner—Why she kept saying]
“Hit me! I dare you to hit me!
Just hit me once, and I’ll have you \
hauled up before that bald-headed j
old iudge. and see what he’ll do to
you!”
Doc—I had many more patients
last year than I have this season.
I wonder where they’ve all gone to?
His Wife—Let’s hope for the best
Cyrus.
"Has this photoplay you are talk
ing about any educational value?”
“Have you ever seen a roulette
wheel in operation?”
“No.”
“It will educate you to that ex
tent.”
CHICAGO SPECTACLE
HOUSE MAKES .
STARTLING OFFER
Will Send Handsome Glas
! ses on Trial to Anyone
Everyone who wears glasses or suffers
from eye strain, will be interested in the
remarkable offer of the Chicago Spectacle
House, Alaskan Dept. E-114, 1462 W.
Madison St, Chicago, III., U. S. A., to
send a pair of their large size "True Vis
ion Glasses" Free on trial to any reader
of this paper who writes them. These
splendid glasses will enable anyone to
read the smallest print, thread the finest
needle, see far and near, and prevent eye
strain and headaches. They are 10 Karat
Gold Filled, very handsome in appear
ance and should last a life-time. Don't
send any money, simply your name, ad
dress and age, and state the length of
time you have been wearing glasses.
They will send you the glasses at once
by prepaid parcel post to use and wear
| for ten day? free. If you are satisfied in
, every way and want to keep them, you
are then to pay the small charge of$2.95,
otherwise return the glasses and you are
out nothing.
If you accept their offer at once, they
will enclose the glasses in a beautiful,
velveteen-lined spring-back pocketbook
spectacle case, which is to be yours fret !
of all cost.—Adv.
Paddy’s Cigar Store
Where you meet your friends
Modern Furnished Rooms
And Baths in Connection
Paddy McDonnell, Proprietor.
TEe Silver Grill
The Food You Like, Cooked to Your Taste
Private Dining Room
For Dinner Parties
Walter Blanton, Proprietor.
All the Comforts of a Home are to be had at
HOTEL STEWART
Steam Heated Rooms Comfortably
Furnished. Baths, Drying Room
and Dining Room.
Rate $1.00 per day.* W. Dann. Pi?op. Phone, 2 long, 1 short.
The only first-class and up-to-date hotel in the Portland
Canal district
HOTEL KING EDWARD
Stewart, f?. C.
Running- Hot and Cold Water. — Baths. — All the con
veniences of the city. — Dining Room in connection
European plan . $1 per day and up
VV. II. TOLIiN, .. .. Manager.
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Closing Out
SALE
THE SAUIOH RIVER WHIG CO, IHC
Stock Must Positively Be
Disposed of At An
Early Date
CASH BARGAINS
Of All Kinds
Don’t Miss the Opportunity