RADIO PROGRAM
K O M O
Sunday, July 23.
7:15 For All the Family.
7:45 Wandering Minstrels.
8:00 Standard on Parade.
9:00 Piano Concert.
9:15 Washington Hour.
9:45 Lee Sisters.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Banjoland.
10:30 Reminiscing.
11:00 Silent.
Monday, July 24.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Financial News Reporter
7:30 Demi Tasse Revue.
8:00 Ben Tipp Program.
8:15 30 Minutes of Music.
8:30 Stars of the West.
9:00 Fisher Musical Program.
9:30 Big Opportunity Contest
9:45 Lee Sisters.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Club New Yorker Orch.
11:00 Silent.
Tuesday, July 25.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Memory Lane, NBC.
7:45 Adventures in Health.
8:00 Montag Fireside Hour.
8:30 Blue Ribbon orchestra.
9 :00 Fisher Mills Program.
9:30 Banjoland.
9:45 Lee Sisters.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Club New Yorker Orch.
11:00 Silent.
Wednesday, July 26.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Vocalists.
7:30 Eddie Peabody, NBC.
8:00 Harp Solos,
8:15 Light Opera Melodies.
8:45 Fisher Mills Program.
9:00 One Man’s Family, NBC.
9:30 Big Opportunity Contest.
9:45 Lee Sisters.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Club New Yorker Orch.
11:00 Silent.
Thursday, July 27.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7 :15 Financial News Reporter
7:30 Death Valley Days.
8:00 Standard Symphony.
9:00 Capt. Henry’s Show Boat
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Club New Yorker Orch.
11:00 Silent.
Friday, July 28.
7:00 Amos ’n Andy, NBC.
7:15 Soloist.
7:30 Musical Grocery Store.
8:00 Ben Tipp Program.
8:15 Gilmore Circus, NBC.
9:15 Lincoln Tavern Orch.
9:30 Big Opportunity Contest.
9 :45 Lee Sister*?.
10:00 Richfield News Flashes.
10:15 Club New Yorker Orch.
11:00 Silent.
Saturday, July 29.
7:00 Piano Pictures.
7:30 The Witching Hour.
8:00 Caswell Coffee Concert.
8:15 Sarah Kriendler, NBC.
8:30 Fisher’s Half Hour.
9:00 Totem Broadcasters.
9:30 Terrace Garden Orch.
10:00 Club New Yorker Orch.
11:00 Silent.
Chamber
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Commerce
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Hyder, Alaska
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Reliable Information
Relative To
PORTLAND CANAL
MINING DISTRICT
Hyder
Chamber of Commerce
Incorporated
Regular Meeting Second
Wednesday of the Month
THE BARGAIN COUNTER
If you wish to sell some useful sec
ond hand commodity or wish to buy
something, we will list your wants in
this classified colum at the low rate
of 10 cents per line. Watch this col
umn for bargains.
1 Baby Ben Alarm Clock .$1.00
1 Large Butcher knife, new .60
1 3-blade Remington pocket knife .50
1 14 lb. sledge hammer .1.50
2 hand axes, each .75
1 Iron Cot and Spring, only $4.00
2 dozen steel mink traps, only 2.50
Salmon trolling spoons, each .t>u
1 Diston Hand Saw, cutoff only $1
10 gal. gas. pressure tank.
Large Fyre-Fyter fire extinguisher.
Small cook stove
Iron heating stove.
Hand force pump
Iron laundry stove
Full bed and spring.
3-4 bed and spring.
2 3-4 bed mattresses.
1 wood door • ' '
Large electric lamps—100-150 watt.
Fairbanks-Morse 1-2 h. p. motor and
J. K. force pump, heavy duty, slightly
used-bargain.
Also several plain chairs, shovels,
saws, axes, tools, cooking and table
utensils, straight razors, scissors, and
numerous other good and useful art
icles at give-away prices. No matter
what you want, see us, we may have
it or can get it for you.
Cardboards, in varied grades
and colors at the Herald office,
Phone 82.
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Fair Exchange
By DORIS KANE
by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.
WNU Service
JACK had loved her since she was a
leggy girl of thirteen with a wealth
of lovely red-gold hair hanging down
her back.
There were times during her prog
ress luto the realms of womanhood
when, If John had been her father, he
most certulnly would have tried to re
form her. Her scrimmages, tree climb
ing and other boyish escapades turned
John's affection momentarily to the
more staid of Daphne's companions.
John, being in the same category ns
most truly well-balanced boys, pre
ferred the feminine to the masculine
In the girl upon whom he had set his
affections.
So when John returned from his
final year In college to take up his
business career and found his lovely
Daphne with her head cropped, sprint
ing about the streets in training for a
cross-country run, it nearly finished
the love affair.
When he remonstrated with her
Daphne merely threw her cropped
head up a bit.
“Of course, if you loved me for my
hair alone," she told him, “your love
Isn't worth worrying about. And as
for athletics—well, they’re good for
anyone.”
“I didn't love you for your hair, but
for the characteristics that go natural
ly along with a feminine and not a
masculine head. In the first place, you
look like the dickens with that cropped
hair effect, and If 1 can't have a girl
who Is a girl, then I won't have any."
“Don't be so old-fashioned,” was
Daphne’s retort. “Half the girls today
have boyish bobs."
“And that half looks just like the
half-breeds they are,” was what John
said. “Oh, Daphne, you were so love
ly, so dainty and womanly when your
lovely curls played about In the winds.
There's Just nothing there now for a
fellow to twine his fingers In."
Then John smiled unexpectedly.
“Never mind my opinions, darling—
you’ve a right to look and act as you
think best.”
And because Daphne really loved her
big John, she slipped Into Ills arms and
smiled softly against his lapel. She
triumphed nearly always with John.
Her hair remained bobbed and she
continued In her athletics.
John took a month away from her
before starting his position In the
bank.
He telephoned her on the day of his
return and reminded her that the great
dance at the town hall to which she
was going with him would commence
sharp at nine. “I’ll manage to get there
about quarter to," he told her, and
Daphne thought she detected a queer j
little laugh in John’s tone.
At a quarter to nine John arrived ;
at the big house on the hill where '■
Duplin and her parents lived.
The maid who let him In gasped and
tried not to show the astonishment she
felt at sight of him.
Instead of the sleek straight hair of
olden days, John’s was long and had
a wonderful wave in It. His shirt was
of softest silk and his tie the most
girlish thing In mauve silk that any
one could want. His socks were of the
same tint and—yes, the most delici
ously sweet of perfumes wafted from
his person.
“Is Miss Daphne quite ready?” he
asked in a simpering voice and with
the coyest of smiles.
“Oh, yes, sir,” said the maid. "She’s
been waiting—all ready.”
And with that John was shown into
the drawing room where Daphne was
waiting with her parents.
Daphne's face when she saw her per
fectly good John rigged in feminine
dainties, was a picture no artist could
paint. Daphne’s mother gasped, then
frowned. Her father cast one look at
him, then burst into a regular guffaw.
John managed to give both parents
a large wink and because they had
always felt the same way about
Daphue's masculine tastes ns he did,
they understood at once what was in
the wind.
“Oh, John,” said Mrs. Thorpe,
“what an improvement. Your hair la
simply sweet and I do love those flow
ing ties' I never could see why wom
en should have all the dainties.”
SILVER|
Some Pertinent Facts Relating 1
To Bimetallism.
By William A. Hesse.
(Fourth Installment)
In 1868 when the first gest
ure was made by the bond
holding class to destroy silver
as money throughout the world
and to establish gold as the
sole measure of value, Count
Wolowski and Mr. Ernest 3eyd
made the following remark
able prophecy:
“The demonetization of sil
ver by any great civilized nat
oin must produce the following
results:
“(1) The international trade
of the world will instantly
show signs of a decline, to the
special injury of countries
having the greatest inter
national trade.
“(2) The spirit of public en
terprise will be immediately
checked and the general prog
ress of civilization will suffer.
“(3) The decline of prices
will ilompel countries internat
ionally indebted to depart more
and more from the principle of
free trade toward a policy of
protection.
“(4) Nations of the world
will be divided into group-s—
one trading in gold, the other
in silver—and this dondition
will render commerce between
them unsafe and precarious.
(“) Throughout the world a
decline in prices will follow, in
jurious alike to the owners af
real property and the labor
ing classes, and advantageous
only—and unjustly so, Id the
holders of state bonds and sim
ilar securities.
“(6) ONE OF THE PRIN
CIPAL DIFFICULTIES I N
THIS PERIOD WILL B E
THAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK
FOR ITS CAUSES IN ALL
POSSIBLE DIRECTIONS. THE
ADVOCATES OF THE GOLD
STANDARD WILL OFFER
ALL POSSIBLE GROUND
LESS AND FANTASTIC EX
CUSES OR REASONS OF A
SECONDARY NATURE ON
LY, AND THE REAL CAUSE,
"That's the stunt, oiu man, smu
Mr. Thorpe, “you look like the real
stuff now. I like to see a fellow keep
up with the times, and half the young
men of today look more like women
than men. I’ll bet you've got pink
undies, too, by Jove.”
"Xo," simpered John, “my color
scheme for tonight Is mauve—all
mauve. I think these sets sweet, don't
you—ties, socks, and hunky all alike.
And 1 even have violet perfume." He
turned to Daphne. “Come, precious—
we'll be late for the dance."
liut Daphne’s face had flushed and
her eyes were black with rage. "I
wouldn’t go to a dog fight, let alone
a dance, with you—like that.”
«My pet, why not? Then 1 shall be
forced to go by myself."
It took about three months for
Daphne's beautiful curls to appear
again and she does no more cross-coun
try running.
Might Forgive
Father—You first met my daughter
at the horse show, I believe. She told
me how she had attracted you.
Suitor—Did she really, sir? Why,
she told me you'd be furious if you
found out she’d winked!—Humorist
i Magazine. ....
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THE DEMONETIZATION OF
SILVER, WILL BE OVER
LOOKED UNTIL THE PER
SPICUITY OF THE PHENOM
ENA AND DIRE NECESSITY
SHALL FORCE THINKING
MEN TO POINT IT OUT.”
What do we find today? Has
not the spirit of public enter
prise been checked? Has not
commerce between the gold
using nations and silver-using
nations become precarious?
Have not the holders of real
estate and the laboring classes
been adversely affected, and
finally has not everything from
beer to technocracy been as
cribed as the cause?
Le't us face the facts impar
tially. Silver cannot be as
cribed as the cause of this
breakdown because it is de
based and degraded, and if its
restoration would bring the
world any nearer to disaster
;han the present gold standard
already has, then nobody
wants to see it restored.
Let us see what a famous ad
vocate of the gold standard has
to say in defense of that mon
trous system. This is Mr.
Gladstone speaking in support
of his beloved country and the
gold standard:
‘England being the chief
creditor nation ,of the world, it
is to her interest to keep the
volume oif money as small as
possible i n countries from
which debts are due to her cit
izens.”
Of course, speaking for the
creditor classes, Mr. Glad
stone’s position was right.
What did Mr. Gladstone care -
Dr what does the creditor class
care how much humanity suf
fers? But there were other
Englishmen thiose days as there
are today who would not share
Mr. Gladstone’s selfish view.
Let us first hear what Sir H.
Houldsworth, dele gate of
Great Britain to the Brussels
Conference in 1892, had to
say:
“In the first place, I am, from
my position and antecedents,
more peculiarly identified with
industrial and commercial life
than any of my honorable col
leagues, and I need scarcely
remark that it is industry and
commerce in their widest as
pects which are more vitally in
terested in, and will be most
profoundly affected by the de
cisions at which this confer
ence arrives. In the second
place, I have had the honor
and responsibility of sitting up
on both of those important
commissions in England, which
were appointed to examine in
to the question intimately con
nected with that which we are
called upon tO’ discuss here. All
available statistics were
brought before us and a large
amount of evidence was taken.
Conflicting opinions were ex
pressed both as to the extent
and the causes of the depress
ion; but at least five definite
conclusions were arrived at:
“(1) That the depression
dated from the year 1873 or
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