Kennecott Laundry
McCarthy Agent
S. Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT ALASKA
“The McCarthy Club”
On Second Si reel.
CARD TABLES
CIGARETTFS, CIGARS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Neat—Clean—N«*wly Furnished — Rooms
For All Guests. Charley Chimx Proj
Pastime Cigar Store
LA RGE ASSORTM ENT OF
CANDIES SOFT DRIES CIGARS
CIGARETTES and TOBACCOS
.Jack Schultz - - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF MIXED DRINKS
C IGA RS (CIGARETTES C A N DIES
BILLIARDS
Ice Cream and Ice Cream Sodas
LEM’S CAFE
Next to McCarthy Club
Lunch Counter & Private Boxes
QUALITY EATS
Lem H»y
Proprietor
Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THROUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
F. A. HANSEN Supt. C. P. PUGH. Agent
Snyder’s Style Shop
A FULL LINE OF
Ladies’ ready to wear Garments
DRY GOODS
Mrs. R. F. Snyder
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St. Peter— “Where’s the tel
low who arrived yesterday?”
Gabriel —‘Oh, he checked out.
Didn’t like the place. He’s Iron)
California.”
Larye Lady: Is your father
going to open a store out in this
mdyhb *r hoo I, little boy?
Small Hoy: Not for six moot
hs They oauyh him opening one
last night,.
“Dear Teache*: Kindly excuse
Johnnie’s absence yesterday.
He fell in the mud. By doing Hie
same you will greatly oblige his
mother.
'The man who is always ask
my for a lone is always left alone
You ask what Mir old town
needs?
It needs more men-some
mi'n of d^eiis,
Not nuMi who talk—
Find fault and balk,
Hut men who’ll give the best
Ihey’ve not
To make the old town what
she ought.
You say we need more fact
ories
More stores, more schools
and charities,
But in the end
it’s men who make them
is that true?
The tiling the town needs
most is YOU.
Stranger: When is the next
train due?
Village Station Master: Mister
we ain’t particular ’round here
We take them as they come.
Be a self starter and tin
boss won't have to be a crank.
He that never changed his
opinion never corrected any o
his mistakes.
FLASHES FrtOVl LIJ-E
L mdon — Tom iioe** r m' : 1
on trees like drt,f :i>i> >!«•; *v -re J
1
novelty for visitors o., the firstl
exhibition this year bv The II »y**l|
Horticultural society T i * t'C *s
are about four feet hie; 1 i, i l l > > {
like futuristic, orner tre • s.
Each tree bears so n -» sev * i .y !r
tie tomatoes, gro .vm; so -j ,, »iy
together that they seem to for a
I high cones. The tree tom i.to lias
a lighter color then the ordin ir*v
tomato and its taste is swe *ter.
Walla Wall—Witu acc>mm >1
ation.s far only twenty-two vv mi
en at the state penitentiary tier •.
there are thiry now in prison in.I
three more on their way to the
institution.Clarence E. Long sup
erintendent sain to-day. As a re
sult of the congestion, some of
the women convicts are sleeping
! in hallways.
Denver—After twenty euht
| years blindness, Mrs. William H
Dungan regained her sight when
i
an abscessed tooth was extracted
Grantz Austria—Brought in
to the court room as an exhibit
an African pit-rot turned itself
into active participation, bring
ing the proceedings to a close.
The plaintiff accused the defend
ant of keeping the bird which
yelled: “Keep quiet, you idiot,”
every time a man started to walk
around the room.
Hardly had the Judge started to
! speak when the parrot shrieked
11 “Keep quiet you idiot”
; The Judge advised the parties
' to settle their troubles out of co
1 U|-t, which they did.
i
Dr. Ali Ben Hash mid, Cairo,
Egybt, a graduate of Harvard Un
iversity, tells us that the Univer
; sity of Carlo, one of the oldest
f universities in the world, still
teaches that the world is flat
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