Kennecott Laundry
Mc( artliy Agent
S. Wold
Alaska House
KENNECOTT ALASKA
“The McCarthy Club”
< hi Second St l uui,
CARD TABLES
CIGARETTES, CIGARS
TOBACCO and SOFT DRINKS
Noat—Clean—Newly Furnished — Rooms
Ecu* All Gi.est.v. Charley Chont?P:,op
Pastime Cigar Store
LA RGE AS SORT M ENT OF
CANDIES SOFT DKIKS CIGAKS
CIGARETTES and TOBACCOS
Jack Schultz - - Proprietor
Alaska Soda Fountain
ALL KINDS OF MIXKD DfilNKS
01G A US CIGARETTES CANDIKS.
BILLIARDS
Ice Cream and ice Cream Sodas
LEM’S CAFE
Next to McCarthy Club
Lunch Counter & Private Boxes
QUALITY EATS
Lem Hey
Proprietor
Copper River
and Northwestern Railway
THROUGH SERVICE TO CORDOVA TWICE WEEKLY
K. A. HANSEN Sunt, C. R HUGH. Afirnt
Snyder's Style Shop
A FULL LINE OF
Ladies’ ready to wear Garments
DRY GOODS NOTIONS
Mrs. R. R Snyder Prop.
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“Win n l‘m a man—" began
Bobbie, after a, stormy interview
with his father.
“What will you do ?’’ asked liis
mother.
“1*11 name my boy after papa
and. oh! how I’ll spank him!”
Money doesn’t, talk as mu
ch as some people who have it.
.1 unk ma n (: 1 1 ; < 1 < < < i
Any old junk you want to get
rid of lady?
Lid'—Yes. come in, my husb
nd will be here in a minuet.
“"Were you trying to catch
that tram?”.
“No, 1 was merely chasing,
it. out of the station.”
I
‘'And mother,” sobbed the
i unhappy wile, “ he—he threw*'
his slipper at me and told me
to go to the devil.”
“You did right, my dear child
by coming straight home to me”.
If you can’t see the bright
side, maybe it’s because you’r on
the wrong side.
Mother (at dinner) Peggy,
darling, you should not scratch
your nose with your spoon.
Peggy: Oh, mother, ought 1 have
used a fork?
Mary had a perm’nent wave,
Her hair had many a crimp,
And every glass that Mary
Passed
She’d surely stop and primd.
A Sumas druggist read this
notethe other day “My baby has
eat his lather parish plasterr
Send an anecpote quick by the
enclosed girl, also send a bottle
of 0 Dick alone, as I am a little
historil.
FLASHES FROM LIFE
Be !in Five German* w.-igh
| ing a total of more then a ton,
i form the backbone of a new fat
!
men’s clubs.
The University of Suita To
mas, Manila, founded more then
j i{(K) years ago. U the oldest 11n.
ver>ity under tin* \merieno flag
A -4-cylinder motor deve
loping 1.200 horsepower will be
mstalal in a new United States
limy bombing |>lano to drive its
single propeller.
New Yor« Tom Henny,
boxing champion of New Zealand
and South Africa, who is here,
has sprung a new one. He sm
y s he has no hopes of conquering
Gene Tunney
A New Orleans woman burn
ed her husbands car to prevent
him from joyriding with other
women. The judge before whom
she was tried juntified her act.
A Detroit woman said in
: court her husband was worth
fifty thousand dollars to her,but
that he only brought home home
four or five dollars on Saturday
nigte.
Chicago The Federal district
court ruled that income tax levi
ps on bootleggers must be pre
sented by trial in court.
Chicago—Walk Miller, man
ager of Tiger Flowers and You
ng Stribling, says lie has discov.
ered a promising heavyweight
boxing prospect “with world's
championship reach and feet.’’
The young giant is a Tampa neg
ro longshoreman named Roy Cl
i ark, 19 years old and weighing
245 pounds. Clark wears loVk sh
oes and his huge arms extended
stretch 87V^ inches. Clark has
had but few matches and has
won them all by knockouts.
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