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Optician
Refractng Optician
Gr;uluvto o( South Bernl Optical College
Examinations mado and Glasses
Fitted by Means of the
OPHTHaLMO-ME T It E
Expert Watch and
Jewelry Repairing
C Fiue Engraviug and
? Diamond S^ttiug a
? Specialty.
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or ss am trm *cey asa &sa esss jrcar jUET m&j &zir jbsbt
fti-rors of l'efrttctlon Correoted.
Kach case receives tlie utmost
i are and special len^os jjround
where required.
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Raw Furs....
WE PAY
High Prices for fine furs
Write i'cr I-'r.ce l-'1-'
rorc^'3 Fur Eouse
O lij.jai. WI.OTC r.
Don": j:o turoutfh witUou couin<
tl ruu>r ' I.'Ci rick Alley to Board of
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. >?or j to r Mi D ? i>" A i->\ <u
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the Pock Tiwt i r? *' '<r nt.
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| You wi:i receive a h ^ wel- ?
j J01U-) a W '??- oi
i : you biki f
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i . i... . i- , catn toivasti
r .. v.-il ?? ? ? .y complete y
-ati-a d. o y t j reiuru a 3 make i"
ou~ ;> "m men- fco:.e.
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Chamber Oi Cor&msrce j
WATSO-NVILLE. CAL. !
ROYAL
? Steam Liaundry
<| All Work C'Jdrautoel. Short
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V Orders Promptly
D?ao
jc Mens-; agar will call sac- driver
Ph.'B ? 79
coo- oox-o ~ ??oooooco-" ck" Ch',-o
SEATTLE'S
^ Popul ?r Motel j
THE"'
European Plan 51 Up
WIUo ? at White Co.Prop.Ch?? P?rry V.gr
STRIKE STILL ON
Stay hmv from Treadwoll. Tbo
? rike i.- still on between th- Tread well
Gold Minion company and No. 1(?9, W.
of M., L*ouirias, Alaska. All work
itiou are requested to stay away
i-- it us m securing au S-hour day
li vi k wape. All rumors to tho
t ..vet >hat tho -ftrike is off aro false.
. -c.il I 'uion No. 10U will notify you
\ h.-ij a ? . tlement isreacnej.
By order of Dou^! ?h Island Miners'
' .:ion No. 100, VV. t\ M.
Ni:iu McDOXAI.U, K. ALSTRO.M,
President. Sec.-Treasurer
July, Iti. liiO^ 118 1 mo
DON'T WORK ALL THE TIME
Why not play a jtatne of Knulish Bil
liard* at Lira -rick Alley thi^ evening,
pi DEUVnV PHOME 90
1 FJau?:,':?P. coa! n-d w?*l delivered up
?c shortest notice day or uifcht.
B. Froldenthal,
li era! Expressing Bonded Carrier.
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HALL FOR RENT
Tfc ? Eagles hall having undergoje
' complete renovation and repairs, tho
Bj .ru o: Trustees F. O. E. wish to un
au. ? .it tie hall may be secured
:or > uauc.s or entertainments.
! i". ui $10 [K*r evening. Enquire Henry
! U&o.. ?? l'raper <v Co.V store.
NOTICE.
If v. .1 fail to git your paper regular
ly, i . fy u- by phone No. If.
WHAT THE MONEYS DO.
Choi'- I'nc* ??in ? Work Koeji* On
litroag .ml lirulthy.
All the Mood in the bouy pusses
through th:< kidneys once every three
-ain-.ues. The kidneys filter tho b'ood.
Vhev worlt night ond day When
o.i!:hy they remove about f>00 grain?
o: : pure matter daily, when unhealthy
??om ? part of this impure matter is left
1 i i ho b'oo'l. This brings on many
(i s a"* and symptoms ? pain in the
? .c headache, nervousness, hot, dry
<iu. ' h.-um*tism. gout, gravel, disor
: -rs o." the eyesipht and h nring. diz/.i
: '.?s, irrf<ru ar heart, debility, drowsi
? dropsy, deposits in tho ur ne, etc.
li i ii you keep the filters right you
| wi.l h vc no trouble with your Kidneys.
V\*. A. Hawkins, rt6.? Yesler way, He
j a tile, Wash., says: '"It gives me
oil >ure ?t th" present time to confirm
if -trt'dmeut I rrive gome years ago in
.v< > o' L.'oan's Kidney Pills, the relief
i o I'd fr m their use havine
vrd permanent. I used remedy
r r i?:uy, was unable to obtain re
ri 1 liuil the must severe pains
. > . or the small of mv biCK, acd was
h1m> anroyc'l by tho irregular action of
ib- kidney secretions. Do.in's Kidney
1"; > helped at once, and a con
Lit. ?i i! use entirely relieviii me. 1 am
i ? i i Ivocate of Roan's Kiduey
1*, - aid hnve recommended tbem on
' many rcc tsiuos as I Know they do just
? h it is claimed for them."
i for s.ilc by al! dealers Price .r?o
t<. i 'os'^'-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N,
, V.. sole ugeats for tho United States.
Remember the name ? Doan's ? and
t'ilce no other.
Only One "iRC X JJiSlK l?.i m
Laxative S^oQoinine @
Cures a Cold in Cne IX?y, Cr.p in i Days
on ev?ry
^TVtrf *box. 25c
P.E.KERN
GOLD AND
SILVERSMITH
MAKUFACIUsiER Of HUG 6U JEWfLRY
DEALKR IN
Oil (I?
Hand PaintedlChina
and Cut Glass
A full Line of Elgin
2nd t?a!!ham Watches
GARDNER IKES HOT
He Gives the f '^'iers of the
Limekiln Ciu! Scoring.
TRUSTEE PULLBACK GETS HIS
Brother Smith's Call Down For Try
ing to Butcher the English Language. j
The Case of Mr. Johnson and Cu
cumber White.
[CopyriKht. I IK'S. t>y T. C. McClure.l
"Am Bruddcr Trustee Ptillback In do '
ball tonight?" asked Brother Gardner I
as lie arose and looked around him nft- i
or tli<* regular liu.vlness of the meeting !
had 1kh>u disposed of.
Trustee was there. In fact, he wasn't
six feet from the prcsldeut lie stood
up with a sort of a yank and a j<-rk,
and Brother Gardner continued:
"Brudder fullback. 1 was out In do
park wkl my old wouian de odder even
in' to take do air While 1 was takln'
'ivvt i>aiikv wbxp o; r oc riK yaud !
ON A 1>?A1) JiL'N.
it you cuui along and sot down b.v a j
wh.te man un a nearly l.i uoh. Do you i
remember do occashunV"
"Yes, sail."
"You lirst IVK'iu to talk rciigun. Den
you swltclusl off on to polities. Dnt
nhite mail 'peared to be mighty well
IHisted, but yo.i wnnled t> make out
dat you kuowed :>ll aUml It. Darfore
when lie asked what von thought ?!??
next f>ngrl.-s would do on de tariff
question you pit Veil out ; -nr elilst mid
replied :
" "I can't je>t say at dis time, hut
t's shore dat do luipetuos ty of de oc
easliun will abominate de Incompati
bility of de advantageous responslhlli
ty.'
"Dem's your worry words, Dr udder
I'ullback. I writ 'em down at ouce."
"Yes. sail; 1 said "eiu."
"And 1 now want to ask you what
you meant by 'em? Just explain your
sell'. If .vou please."
"I ? I can't V-actly say, sab."
"Did you n.enu dat we was gwino
to bah auodder panic?"
"Skassly."
"Did you mean, den, dat mouey was
pvlno t<> b ? plenty?"
"Skassly."
"Den you can't jest tell wbat you
did mean?"
"X-no, salt."
"1 thought not. 1 know dat de white
man didn't. lie jest looked at you and
shrunk all up and didn't hnb auythlu'
mo' to say. My old woman beard you,
and your words pin her n chill. You
kin sot down, and if Rrudder Pickles
Smith am nraoui: us he will please
arose."
T?.!kin3 About Railroad Rebatiii.
Brother Smith was ou hand, and as
lie not his posture the president beam
ed down on him and said:
"Brndder Smith. I was on de back
end or a street kyar do odder evenlu'
svine hojne. and yon was dar In talk
wid a butcher. 1 sorter kept in de
d: ? k. and you didn't tee me. Yon was
1 ukln' about railroad rebates, aud you
suddenly waved your arin and re
marked:
'??I aiu't studied Into de couiprehcn- ,
sive.'iess <'f de artlculnshun as fur as I
Intend to. but it am my present opln
yun dat do Invisibility of de comment
ortsbun gravitates do crypt leal as
?liiiulashun.'
"I didn't write your words down,
Brudder Smith, but I believe 1 quoto
'em correct!.-?"
i "Yes, sab "
"And jest what did yu;i mean by
'em? Take your f e, ' :i. lell us what
you meant."
"I recl j;i I meant dut de railroads"?
"De r;.": -ds ? it
"It wa? el her ?!e r; ? 1 1 r? .ids or de
butcher su!\"
"Yf -./ V'aai, I i kon It was de
bntc'ier. He ' ">ol d at you and don
luinpt ' off do Uyar and lle.l for his life.
If he has I .?pn found dead .since, den
\ou am ii> I'lnnie fur ft. 1 can't think,
how"' , r, Bruddor .Smith, Cat you
tneai tuy wrong.''
"Xo, i 'i "
"Jest ..-anted de butcher to under
stand dai v i was comln' along on Ian
guage, eh?"
"Dat's all. salt."
"Worry well. We will uow hear
from Bruddcr Syntax Johnson. I take
notice dat he am asleep behind do
stove. Will some brwlder kindly rouse
him up?"
Brother Johnson was given a swat
oil the ear and roused, and when he
'iad come t<> understand where ho was
it (he president said:
1 '*rm1iVr .Tntinsop. T wns ohor to do
yard ..har' you work do oddet
v. and . _"iv wasn't nobody In do
i>. Y was out In do yard, how
e' _>r, and 1 heard you * 'n
Htraugc cull'd man out dar. 'Pear*
yon had been tall; In' about do hard
fiincs, and nil to ouco you raised your
voice and said:
"'I hain't sayln' dat dc panic urn all
olier, but what 1 do say am dat de
mediation of ue dlssolusbuu seems to
have assimilated mo' or less of de In
termoblllty.'
"1: lulit den and dar. Brudder John
sou, I picked up a shingle and writ de
\ ords down, and I know I have 'em
correct. You had no sooner Rot dat
speed' off dan dal strange darky
wont out of de yard on de dead run.
and I reckon he's on de go yet. Did
you mean Ik threaten his life. Ilrudder
Johnson?"
"No, sah."
??nut you must have meant sunihln'."
"Reckon I meant dat dar' was mo"
money around."
"Are you shore you did?"
"N-no, sah."
"And 1 hain't shore either. All 1
know is dat I had a weakness In de
knees all de way home, same as If sonic
boily iiad struck at me wld a club
You orler bo mo' kcerful. brudder?
you really had. You may sot down
now, and I have a few words to say
lo Cucumber White."
Cucumber White's Case.
Cucumber was al.:? nodding with
sleep, but he roused up to take his
medicine.
"Brudder White," said the president
after a moment, "de odder hot night
you went Into Jackson's Ice cream
place to get ;i five cent dish lo cool you
off. Am dat a fact?"
"Yes, sah."
"I was deiv fur de same purpose. 1
took a back scat when I entered, and
dat's tie reason you didn't see me
You was waited on by a cull'd gal,
wasn't you?"
"Yes. sah."
"And when she brought your order
you pinted to de cream and said:
" "Uls am de sezuu of de year when
de human system craves for de cou
glomerittioii of de Irresponsibility, and
de Higher you approach to de rnalad
inlnistrashun de more odlferous be
comes de voolashuu.'
"Have 1 quoted you correctly, Brud
der White?"
"Yos. sail."
??How l? >11 tr wns you learnin' dem
words V"
?"I'oat two weeks."
"Ami what ilo dey mean?"
"Sunt liin' 'bout In* cream I reckon."
"But yon don't know fur shore?"
"No, sail."
"I wish yon did. P it pal was tooken
ill mi hour nrter you wont out and de
nev > was ilut do doctor didn't
? ;nov whether lie could save lu-r life or
mi I also understand dat live gallons
?f in- creaui went sour liefo' you was
iron ml de co'nor. Von may sot down,
?ir udder, and rest dat large but weary
brain of yours.
"Now. 1 have Just a few words to
say to de rest of de members cf dis
?lub. When you want to know wheth
er a cnll'd man am a fool nigger or not
jest listen till he opens his mouf. If
he talks plain English be am all right.
If he goes to luruln' de crank and
uriudln' out slch words as we have
heard yere tonight, den sot him down
s a (uisson to beware of. He'd steal
? our dawg and take along de bar'l
Int de canine slept in.
"And in closin' let ine say dat not
wltbstandln' the nccumulashun of de
tlesldernshuu and de lrrltashun of do
?'lxlurashun we shall hope de cliuilna
1 hull of de prevarleashnn will con
tinue to exceed de confabulasliun."
M. QUAD.
The Limit.
"Why don't ,\ou call In Dr. Flea?"
askeil the friendly cricket.
'Xot for r:e," promptly replied the
Mck cent' ?? i "I had him once."
"What's tin; matter? Did he pull
your ie,;.*"
"Ilu'r !T- ' ' ' i ?* 1 all of t hem."? Cath
olic Standard and Times.
RcpirLlis Mer.aicd.
??The Id' - r'e!i I (ell you, constitute
I he urent menace to our country."
"That's mi Sa.x, what would you do
If yoa c.-; In.: 1 i.f a I..! ..f money?"
"Me? I'd Invest it securely, throw
up my J.j!) and have tin; time of my
lll'e." Philadelphia I idger.
A Timr Concir'.inci Responsibility.
"Wli.. are j. i: al way. contending for
shorter hours"' .. ked t!ie capitalist.
"Be Mii-e." answered the working
man !y. ??> > many statesmen
are loo!;!::,? for my vote that I want
more time to read the speeches."?
Wasli'.n; . : r.
:..a J.
Miss Hubbard Squash -My dear XIlss
Strlngbeau. how 1 envy your figure!
Why, what would 1 look I iko in one
of those "sheath" gowns with my
"squashy"' figure?? New York World.
Construed to Her Disadvantage.
Village Schoolmistress? As for you,
Willy Tompkins, juiirs is :i double of
fense. Why didn't ..ou give up your
apples when the other boys did?
Willy? Please, 'm, 1 thought you only
wanted enough to make a p'je!? Punch.
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STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS
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Wo carry a Pull lino of Bar Supplies Direct Importers
Depot for A. B. C. Bohemian St. Louis and Seattle Bottle Beer
HEATED AND LIGHiED FINE SAMPLE ROOM
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Che Pack Cram Saloon
? * Brought Up-to-date ? ?
ALL THE GOOD FEATURES OP THK OLD "SEATTLE'* SALJON AS WELL
THOSE OF THE OLD "PACK TRAIN"
Tho Buildinc ha9 been Remodelled and Newly Decorated throughout
asd Every Modem Appliance Installed making It
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H Herman Grimm, Prop. Only The Best Goods Handled |
MOORE'S WHHRF CO.
Torminue W. P. & Y. Route
:: 411 South Bound Steamer* Arrive and Depart FromThla Dock
REGULATION.0 1906
d Warehouset pen for delivery of Merchandise from 8 a. m. to 5 p, m.
H Perishables ONLY delivered on Sunday or at night.
J: Ail freight shipments destined southbound must bo accompanied by <i
Shipper's Manifest (papers can be obtained at the U. S. customt
office) and must be delivered before 6 p.m. No freight will be re
ceived on wharf after this nour.
g BAGGAGE? roils win oe collected on Checked Baggaqe Onlt. No
S charge for bags and grips when unchecked.
? The wharf gate will be clo^d to the public when steamer is nearin?
dock and will be op?Q ,-donly when passengers have disembarked,
B Wharfage Tariff can be had on application at, office on dock.
H P. O. Box 176. C. E. W YNN-JOHNRON. Gm'l Mgr
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Oar Service is Always The Best
Our Rates as Low as the Lowest
_ CALL ON US FOR PRICES
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Railway Building Skaguay