Lessons In Forbearance.
"Why do you Insist on havlnjr your
hust?aml experiment with tho chafing
dish?"
"It makes hlu> more cautious about
criticising the cooking nt regular
meals."? Washington Star.
Reassuring.
"Do tr!l me. Is jouur Mr. Daft such
a fool as he looks?"
"Oh. no. Indeed! More so."? Ltpplo
cott's MagazlD*.
No Time to Lose.
"What:" exclaimed the tlrst summer
Klrl lu :i tone redolent with purprlse.
"Yon don't mean to nay you became
engaged to that young man within
threo hours after being Introduced?"
"That's exactly what I said." replied
summer girl No. 2. "I'm going to make
a record this se.tsou and cau't afford
to devote any more time than that to
one man."- -Chicago News. 4
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First Class Cafo
Excellent Stable Accommodations" |
I Che Pack train Saloon I
? ? Brought Up-io-datt * ?
all thk uood kf.atckks ok tiib old "Skattlr ' SALOON AS WKLL
THOSE OF THK Ot.l) "PACK TKAIN"
The Building h?s been Kflmodelled ami Newly Decorated throughout
aotl Kvcry Modern Appliance Installed in ikintr It
H The Finest Resort Fop Gentlemen in Alaska 1
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? Herman Grimm. Prop. Only The Best Goods Handled
** tt
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50 Cents
EVERYTHING FIRST-CLASS
Short Orders Oysters Home Cooking
White Cooks White Waiters
DOWIOJi HOTEL
rrAN DOMINION JIOTEL RKAS?
MRS. KELSBY, Prop.
Wanted a Joyous Funeral.
Louisville Millionaire Had Made Prevision For Good Things to Eat,
Wine and Music, Also a Concert, Which Was Given
While the Body Was Being Cremated.
Most peculiar of nil wills Is tlint or
William F. Norton; millionaire, of
Louisville, which has been filed In
Kansas, City.
It was necessary to flic the will In
Kansas City lu order that the ex
ecutors might proi>erly administer tlint
part of the esUito there.
Norton owned the Auditorium thea
ter In Louisville, besides ninny other
pieces of valuable real estate. Because
the city authorities of Louisville did
not agree with lilni In his Ideas of ft
wide open town he been mo dissatisfied
with the city where he lived so many
years and where he amassed a fortune
slake their thirst In any way possible.
"Ah It takes about two hours to cre
mate a body. ami while my body Is
undergoing the process of cremation.
I wish my executors to engage, nt the
cost of $200. the Bellstodt Concert band
of forty musicians, the best In Cincin
nati. to render a fine concert pro
grauimc, composed of my favorite mu
sical selections, a copy of said pro
gramme to be fouud In the same en
velope which contains this, my will.
"It will Ik? noticed In the coucert
programme that there are two Inter
missions of 111 >n minutes each, and
(hiring said Intermissions I wish my
"DRINKING MV BON VOYAGE IX CHAMI'AGXE."
Tills dissatisfaction and his peculiar .
Ideas are exemplified in the words of
part of Ills will, which follows:
"la case I should die in Louisville.
In which dead town I have been burled
alive for so many .vcurs, I wish n sjie
cltil Pullman car to l>e engaged to car
ry my body to Cincinnati for crema
tion at the crematory in that city, tak
ing along the receptacle for 'my ashes
which will be found lu my private of
tice. 1 wish the buffet of the Pultmau
which will carry my body to Clnciunutl
to be well stocked with nice things botli .
to eat and drink, so that my friends
who will do me the honor to see me I
well started on my last aud long "Jour
ney to that bourne from which no
travMer returns' may not want for
anything to ease their hunger or to j
friends who will In? witnesses to Invite
the musicians to join with them In
drlnkliiK my lx>n voyage In cliam
pngno. several esses of which will Im>
sent to the crematory from the buffe'
ear. My ashes are to l>e placed In tin
hronze uni on top of the family monu
ment In the cemetcry. It Is my desire
that there be no religious sen-Ices of
any kind."
At the l>offW)DiuK of the will are
manias of poetry from Prior, Bryon
and Shakespeare. It Is all In the samo
strain as this, which was quoted frou.
Pi lor:
Who brcntlie* mu?t Buffer, snJ who
thinks :nuit mourn.
And so nlono Is blest who ne'er was born.
The exetutors of the estate have
curried out their Instructions to th?
letter.
Limb Peeled and Foot Was Like
Raw Flesh? Had to Use Crutches,
and Doctors Thought Amputation
Necessary ? Montreal Woman
Writes ot Cure Seven Years Ago.
BELIEVES LIFE SAVED
BY CUTICURA REMEDIES
"I have boon treated by doctors for
twenty-flve years for a l>a<l case of
eczema on niv lee. They did their lx*t.
hut failed to euro it.
My doctor had ad
vised mo to have my
leg out off. but I
paid I would try the
Cuticura Remedies
first. Ho Mid, "Try
thorn if you like, but
I do not think Utev
will do any good. '
At this time my
IV'K WCW JAVIV\4 SCWSB V?.v , _
was like a pioce of raw -li. and' I had
to walk on crutches. I k>ucht a cake
of Cuticura Soap, a 1k>x of Cuticura
Ointment, and a bottle of Cuticura
Pills. After the first two treatments
the swelling went down, and in two
months ray leg was cured and the new
skin came on. The doctor could not
believe his own eves when he saw that
Cuticura had cured me and said that
he would use it for his own patients.
I used two cakes of Cuticura Soap,
three boxes of Ointment, and five bot
tles of Resolvent. and 1 have now been
cured over seven years, and but for
tho Cuticura Remedies I might havo
lost my life. I have lots of grand
children. aud thev are frequent users
of Cuticura. and 1 always recommend
It to the many people whom my busi
ness brings to my house every day.
Mrs. Jean-Baptisto Rewind, clairvoy
ant, 277, Montana St., Montreal, Que.,
Feb. 20, 1007."
SLEEP FOR BABIES
Rest for Mothers.
Instant relief and refreshing sleep for
skin-tortured babies, and rest for tired,
fretted mothers, In warm baths witn
Cuticura Soap and gentle anointings
with Cuticura Ointment, the great skin
cure, and purest of emollients.
Cuticura Soap (Me.). Cuticura Otnttnjnl CROc.).
anil Cuticura Uoolvout (iOc.l. Un ttof> ft>nti~o|
<*h?volatc Coaled lMlli 25c. per vUl of 60). Hon
| tfcrouichoul th t workJ. Potter l>rut: A Cbora.
Hole Props.. Norton. Ml?.
gtriuiiol i rw. cuwtws 8110 Ducsws.
Truth and
Quality
appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs ^
and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of
known value, but one of many iwonn :
why it is the best of personal and family i
laxatives is Uie fact that it cleanses, j
sweetens and relieves the internal organs J
on which it acts without any debilitating :
after effects and without having to increase j
the quantity from time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and its component j
parts arc known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
aide substances. To get its beneficial
effect* always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., oidy, and for Bale by all leading drug- I
gists.
A* Defined.
Pat? 01 saw iu th" paper somethln'
about a felly thot wor aftbor beln"
blase. Phwat's th' meanln" of blase.
01 duuno?
Mike? Blase do be th' feelln' thot
comes t' a man afther be gits so lnzv
thot loafln' Is hard wor-ruk. OI'm
thluklu'.? St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Waterl
"How did that No. 7 furnace happen
to go out? No excuses, now!" bellow
ed the hades head stoker.
"We threw In a high tlnancler." the
luip explained, "and neglected to take
out of his pocket a bunch of stock that
he had."? Puck.
Similarity.
"Airships ami courtships are much
alike." sighed the Jilted suitor,
"in what way?" asked Ids friend
? Why, Just as you get them" sailing
along smoothly you an* dropped with
out notice."? Cleveland Plain Dealer
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