Humor and
Philosophy
>1- DVAW rr. SMITH
THE ORIGINAL DOCTOR.
V ATl'RE Is a wonder worker.
You can see that at a glance.
It will cure most any ailmet-.t
It you give It half ? chance.
Corns ami bunions. mu:i:| s or measles.
Not on ore the line It draws.
It will chase them In a hurry
If you v, 11 rem \ < the cause.
Though the doctor may assist It
With his small. Impressive kit
And pr> cribe one If the dru? store.
Nothing Joins minus It.
It la long on air an 1 sunshine.
Very chary with the pill.
And. the best of all the story.
Nature rev r sends a bill.
Tou who have th.it tired feeling.
All ' n down and out of tv'iack.
With your liver misbehaving
And a millstone on your back.
Give the nature cure a trial.
Put your business on the shelf.
Walk ten miles or maybe twenty
And you will not know yourself.
It is well to see the doctor
If tt w.rst should come to worst.
But y i may depend on nature
If y j It-: hrr treat you first.
Follow irr; her regulations
Tou can lai:~h at all diseases.
Savin* brusquely. "On your wayP
Hard on Janes.
"J?ie? must l>e away."
"No: he's In town."
"Why <]>>??- 't ' ? j >in the rest of the
fellows f>?r lil- evening smoke?"
"He hits got rid of his mother-in
law."
"Oh. he enjoys his ?niofce at home. I
suppose."
"Not nartrb. He has to pnt the
bot?T t ? - eep w!il!e his wife washes
the ?lishe<."
Pitifu!.
"Poor Mrs. Clymer!"
"What about her':"
"St, .1. - bor European trip a
failure."
"Beeau- ? - e failed to find a duke
for Maud >V"
?v ?> o ?? wj'-n't nrre<ted for
trying to smuggle in jewels."
Some Responsi
bility.
"Jtist himself
ami his wife alone,
isu't it?*
"Xo. they have
a eat. a canary,
two dogs and a
cow."
"I didn't sup
pose he was as
much of a family
man as that"
Best Meals
In The City at the
NEW HOME
RESTAURANT
NOONDAY QCr
DINNER......
Lodging'
EverjthinjrlClean andj
First Cliss
Fifth Avenue near Broadway I
A Bride and Her Dowry.
Th<> fir^t c mint was establish
ed in 1012. but It worked only In brass.
Forty years later Massachusetts en
tered upon the business of coining
money.
The Tine Tree shilling Is not only
a part of the history, bat of the ro
mance or the colonies as well. The of
ficers of the mint or perhaps It would
be better to say the mill from which
It was Issued were John Hull and
Robert San: Person. They coined for
the colony, but exacted a toll for their
work. Just as the man who ground
grain for b - ne chbors was wont to
do. Their profits were said to be enor- !
mous. and cx>re than once it was sug
gested that a new arrangement should
be made. They were satisfied, how
ever. to keep at it in the old way.
After J >hn Hill's danshter had been
married to Samuel Sewell the old mint
master invited all the wedding guests
into one of the rooms of his house,
where he instructed his daughter to
get on to an improvised platform at
the end of a pair of steelyards. In
a tub at the other side the old man
poured Pine Tree shillings until the
scales balanced. ?"There. Sam," he
said, "take her and her dowry. It's
not every bride that's worth ber weight
in silver."? Philadelphia Telegraph.
SMOKERS ATTENTION
W. W. Boughion has taken the
agency for the justly famous
EL IXFIXITO CLEAR
HAVANA CIGARS.
5.000 just received from the fac
tory at Tampa, Fla. If yon want the
best don't fail to give these goods
a trial.
\*one better ani purer than. Gibson
rye. Rainier and Olympia beer. Or
ders by 'phone promptly delivered.
The Mascot
Satisfied.
"Say!"
"Yes."
"What would the funny man do If Jt
didn't rain on picnic day?"
"You really want to know?"
"Sure."
"He'd still have the man who asks
fool questions."
Practical U?e.
"Fie understands all of the oriental
mysticism."
"What pood does t.hit do him?,r
"Why, he can cause n man to dis
appear before your very eyes."
"Can he work It on a biil collector?'
Looking Ahead.
"I'd like to murder that little broth
er of civ sweetheart."
"Don't do It Walt a few years and
give another small boy a quarter to
camp on his trail."
Some Result*.
! "What was the racket?*
"Just a war of words."
"Any blood spilt?"
"No, but the grammar was slaugh
tered frightfully."
One of Many.
He looked Into her placid eyes
And saw his Image clear.
He littl? thought those dreamy orbs
Reflected what was near.
To Be Expected.
"He believes in himself."
"Oh, that fellow 'd believe anything."
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Many a man has fallen hopelessly
behind in a mad rush to get even.
A level head never swells.
A big harvest of wild oats never em
riches any one.
Sometimes happiness is just not hav
ing toothache and at other times it is
the positive condition of having
enonsh rnouey to pay the gas bill.
Gettinc even isn't so hard as re
maining in that condition.
Skill in dodging never brought a
man a good situation.
It Is difficult to make a stupid per
son understand, and It wouldn't matter
If we could.
Pon't imagine the world has it in
for you. It's too busy spinning down
the ringing grooves of changes to
know that you are on deck.
It takes the vaccine of courage to
render one immune from trouble.
The first thing to be done when you
lose your nerve is to organize a hunt
ing party and go after It
BEER
there's Vigor and
Strenqtli
in every drop
at Bil i ilk
COMPANY
Mattl* Was*
GRAND REDUCTION SALE
The Pack Train is now selling a
big lot of Good Goods at reduced
prices as they are getting too old to
hold and sell at a profit. Yours,
tf. Herman Grimm.
FIRE SALE! FIRE SALEI
WOOD TO BURN
Good Dry Planking tor Summer use, j
Special price this month
$2.00 PER RICK.
Se?' ? H ERB TAYLO R? Phone '
COAL
Wellington Lump Coal
from dfca ft No. 6, oyster Bay Mlnee
at Lady smith, tae aighest grade
household coal of all the B. C. fields
58-23 FIXED CARBON
Perfect Combustion Uniform Heat
Light Ash
On and after July 1st, 1919, w
thall offer this coal, selected am
graded as follows: ?
Double Screened aitd sacked $13. ton
Screenings (sacked) 8. "
Screenings (bulk) 7. "
Abo re prices Include delivery
Moore's Wharf Co.
Alaska Transfer Co.
SOLE SELLING AGENT8.
Phons 10. Skagway, Alaska. j
GRAND REDUCTION OF STOCK
SALfc
The Pack Train Is now selling t
big lot of Good Goods at reduoed
prices as they are getting too ck i
to hold ana sell at a profiL Yours,
1 Herman Grimm '
ATLIN NOTES
Dr. L. S. Kelkr and Mrs. Keller ar
! rlred in Atlln Tuesday and are occu
[ pying the Schulz Cottage.
\ Mrs. Henry Ruffner visited with
her daughter, Mrs. H. E. Brown this
week returning to her home In Dia
covery on Thursday.
Dr. and Mrs. Keller of Skagway
were guests of Mr. and Mrs. H. E.
Brown the early part of the week.
Mrs. E. L. Pillman la home from
a visit with her daughter, Mrs. Jack
Cartmel, of Telegraph Creek.
Dr. Young, of Victoria, arrived on
the Sootla Tuesday and left for home
Friday.
Judge Young, who has been holding
court In Atlln left for Prince Rupert
on Friday.
Walter Owen, chief of police with |
headquarters at Prince Rupert de
parted for that place no Friday.
II ! IK B
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A Woman Finds All Her Energy And
Ambition Slipping Away.
.Alaskan women know how the
aches and pains that come when the
kidneys fail make life a burden. Back
ache, hip paint, headaches, dizzy
spells, distressing urinary troubles, ali
tell of sick kidneys aad warn you of
the stealthy approach of dropsy or
Bright's disease. Do&n's Kidney Fills
are for the kidneys only. They at
tack kidney diseases by striking at
the cause.
Can Alaskan sufferers desire strong"
er proof than this woman's word?
Mrs. H tarry Rankos, 502 Vancouver;
Ave., Portland, Ore., says: "It gives
me pleasure to confirm my former
public endorsement of Doan's Kidney
Pills given In October, 1907. At that
time I said that a member of my fam
ily was troubled by attacks of back
ache which prevented stooping or
lifting. Doan's Kidney Pills disposed
of the trouble In a short time. Since
then I have taken this remedy for
weakness and pain across my kidneys
and It has greatly benefitted mo."
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name ? Doan's ? and
take no other.
Her Triumph.
"Maria," Mr. Dorkins said, with n
note of exultation In his voice. "I turn
ed a trade todi.y that netted me a
clean $2,000."
"H'mph," ejaculated his spouse In
Iier loftiest you make me tired man
ner, "I went out today to hunt up a
first class cook, and I got her. John? I
'got her!"? Chicago Tribune.
Got His Fill.
"Did you like the party, Rufus?"
"Yes, mother."
"Then why didn't you stay till It
was over?"
"What was the use? I couldn't eat
any more."
In the Court of the- Commissioner for
the District of Alaska Division No.
1, at Skagway Precinct, before Mar
tin Conway Esq., Commissioner and
ex officio Justice of the Pence.
Alias Summons tor Publication.
VV. Gardner Gabi, Plaintiff,
vs
The Norttern Light, Power and Coal
Company, Limited, a foreign cor
poration doing business at Dawson,
; Yukon Territory, Canada, Defend i
ant *
In the name of the United State*
of America we command you to sum- '
mon the Northern Light, Power and
Coal Company, Limited, of Dawson, I
Yukon Territory, Canada, to appear ;
before the undersigned, a commis
sioner for Alaska and ex officio Justice'
of the Peace in said District, on the
16th day of November, 1911 at the
hour of 2 o'clock In the afternoon
of said day, at the Court House In I
| said Precinct, to answer the complaint j
| of VV. Gardner Gabie founded upon
an account for medical services ren
dered one Joseph Beauchamp at the
instance and reque&t of the above
named defendant Corporation and
wherein he, said plaintiff, demands
three hundred twenty-five and no
hundredths dollars, interest at eight
per cent per annum from August 14,
1910. and his costs and disbursements
herein, or judgment for want thereof
will be taken against you.
The order for service of this sum
mons by publication was issued and
dated this 11th day of September, 1911
Given under my hand this Utb day
of September, 1911.
Martin Conway
Commissioner and ex officio Justice
of the Peace.
H. B. LeFevre,
Plaintiffs attorney,
Skagway, Alaska.
First publication September 11, 1911.
Final publication October 16. 1911.
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CUBED
by local application*, as they cannot
rcach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one war to cure deaf
do?w, and that la by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is cauacd by an
Inflamed condition of the Eustachian
Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed
. you have a rumbling sound or to por
ted hearing, and when it is entirely
closed, deafness is the result, and uo
eiss the Inflammation can be taken
out and this tube restored to its nor
ma] condition, hearing will be de
stroyed forever; nine cases out of ten
are caused by Catarrh, which is noth
ing but an inflamed condition of the
mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hu>\"ed Dollars
for any casu of TJeafress (caused by
Catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure. 9end for dr
culars, free.
P. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Take Hall's Family PUla far const!
patio a.
The Table d'Hote dinner at the
Ptillen House is better than ever.
! Why don't you try it Ton are wel
' tf
come. *??
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* NEW COMFORTABLE ELEGANT *
The Caribou Hotel
E. W. GIDEON. Proprietor 7* \
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+ Car cross, Yukon Territory +
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? ^Immediately Oppo?ite the White Pau Depot **"
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?f* Well Equipped Furnace Heated Throughout Cafe and Bar ^
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Headquarters for 'Schulz's Atlin Royal Mail' Stage Line ?{?
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4. in Carcrosa ment 4.
4* r Headquarter* for AtBa Stage Line. 4
l HOTEL SCOTT :
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A Scott & Schwanlekamp <
t Headquarters for Mining Men and \
Travelers
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4* SPECIAL RATES AND ACCOM MODI ATI0N8 FOR MU8HER8.
* WELL FURNISHED ROOMS TABLE THE BEbT ]
GOOD STABLES FIRST a ASS BAR STOCK
1 4. CARCROSS & YUKON TER. |
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When in SKagway Stop at the
Pullen House
MRS. H. 8. PU?-LEN, PROPRIETRESS.
The Modem Hostelry of Alaska
40 ROOMS 40
Elegantly Furnished
Single or en ?Suite
ELECTRIC LIGHTS, BATHS, TELEPHONES
..The Best of Meals..
TABLE 8UPPT.IED WITM BEST THE MARKET AFFORDS.
Milk and Cream from our own J?rs?y Dairy.
RATE3 CON9ISTENT WITH THE BEST SERVICB.
FREE BUS TO AND FROM ALL BOATS AND TRAIN8.
j SRagway Alaska |
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Attorneys
ROYAL A. GUNNISON
Attorney- A UL*w
P. O. Box E. Juneau, Alaska
H. B. LE FEVRE
ATTORN'EY-AT-LAW
Commissioner For Yukon Territory
? to Take Affidavits
Skagway, Alaska
ROBERT W. JENNINGS
Attorney-at-Law
Juneau, - - Alaska.
Dentists.
OR. L. 8. KELLER
DENTI8T
Moat Modern Methods.
Open Evening*.
Ctttce Hours: &-12 a. m. 1-6 p. m.
AiuUcan B<1II<II11<, ? Broadway
SKAGWAY, . . . ALASKA.
Dentxl Supplies.
M. F. PATTERSON A COMPANY
? Dealers In ?
DENTAL 8UPPLIES
(lfc-62 Central Bldg., Seattle. Wash
Older s by mail or cabi? will re
ceive prompt attention. Catalogue
(.11 request.
Enginwera
H. P. M. BIRKJNBINK
ENGINEER
O. 8. Deputy Land and Miners
? : Surveyor : ?
PoBey Bldg. Haines. Alaska
Music Teschera.
MISS M. G. HINOSHAW
Teacher of
PIANO FORTE
Special Terms lor a Limited
Number of Beginner*
EIGHTH AVE. ANt? MAIN ST.
Looking For Th?m.
Major d*Arlande*. like many another
French soldier, was tired of waling
for promotion and opportunities to dis
tinguish himself. Hp selwd an oppor
tuuity to enjoy a little excitement :ind
at the same time remind l/?uis XVI.
of his baffled ambitions He made a
balloon ascension, which at that time
was thought to be a very risky affair
The king promptly reproved him for
his rashness
"Your majesty will pardon m*. I
hope." said the officer, '"but the fact Is
th<? minister of war has made roe so
many promises In the air that I went
up to look for some of il>em."
Location notices, placer and quarts
for sale by the Dally Alssfcsn. tf.
FOR GIFTS
NO TROUBLE TO FIND WHAT
YOU WANT
When you are out on a hunt for
4om*U)inff appropriate an a gift, re
member I hare n?>w *ood* st?cb a*
handsome cat flans. silverware. an?i
beautifully hand painted cbina. Junt
in from the maker's. whi^h wot iM
make as handsome a present an fan
be made. Swh goods are always ap
preciated. I have nothing but the
latent, up to date in pattern, and in
quality. Nothing but th# very best.
Oar watch work, newly manufactur
ed and skillful engraving speak for
thenweWe*. W? do not torn oat our
work tmlesn it is finished in the best
manner ami we guarantee every piece
of It. If you have any frowble wtth
your watrh bring it to m and we will
guarantee you entire satisfaction at
reasonable charges.
Don't neglect yo?ir eyes when yon
can get them examined free at my
afore with the latest optical irarfrn
aorta.
J. Hcuta.
Jeweler and Optician
Deposit V our Funds
WASHINGTON TRUST AND
SAVINGS BANK
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It Pays to Get Printing That
PLEASES
The Work from our Job Department
Pleases Particular People.
Don't send out of town for your work. Let us quote
you prices? show you samples of stock, and do youf work
QUICKLY, WELL, AND AT REASONABLE PRICE*.
Saihj Alaakatt.