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Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
ALL OVER NOW
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W “So you had all the man follow
ing you at the summer resort?"
‘Tee, It was really too easy. Why,
I didn’t even have to wear my
three most extreme bathing suits at
an."
ON SIDELINES
He—Oh, yes, Ft* fought In aev
eral battles.
She—And did they all divorce you
In the end?
SURE SHOT
"Did your wife's father follow
you when yon eloped r
‘1 should say so, he’s living with
us yet” -C
SOFT-PEDAL
“Does your wife bailor* all you
tell her?"
"Tea; you see I am mighty care
ful what 1 tell her.”
Writer—Ton think tho story has
a real punch In It? '
Editor—Sure thing, you ought to
hare scon the way It put mo to
sloop.
OWLS AND OWLS
“Consider the owL He’s the bird
of wisdom, end he gets his reputa
tion by keeping silent”
"How about the screech owl?"
PROOF1 ENOUGH
"Isn't bn popular?”
"Wall, I haven’t heard at any
body passing a subscription list
around to buy him a farewell pres
ent”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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THE FEATHERHEADS .AttST— 1 — Farewell, Foliage—
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IF 'I'OU EM JOT WHAT I I
I BEING STARED' DO IS
BUSINESS—
IT SHOULDN'T
RN ANYONE
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SAID-HE SAID IF VoU
WANTED TO RAISE A BEARD \
To hide that weak chin
of Vo UR'S/ HE DIDN’T BLAME
> VoU EITHER j-WEAK
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE _ ___No Credit
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WAY THERE MOW—I
•mink the owner
IS SUCH A NICE
man—and so kind
AND PERLITES
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WORTH '■foUR WHltE L2~
To bother with igp^
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NO— YoU DON'T OWE
ME ANYTHING
YOU'LL RAY For.
IT RIGHT NOtijl
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BOBBY 1HATCHER-A Note Of Explanation_By GEORGE STORM
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I OFFICE - MOT AFTER HE MADE ME ^ HOMS BETTER KITIM’ CHECKS...
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S*MATTER POP- The Little Man Put. One Over On Willyum By C. M. PAYNE
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Secretary—How did you find Mrs.
D. this morning, doctor?
Doctor—It looks to me a* If she's
In for a serious Illness, but I don’t
want to be sanguine.
PROOF ENOUGH
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“They are married."
“What makes you think so?"
*T just heard him ask her if she
was going to learn to put on her
own skates." * ,
NEVER, NEVER
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*T never gossip. I never tell any
thing about anyone unless I cai
prove It to be absolutely true."
"Dear me, how mean I”
WOW!
“We can’t pay you the $25 o
this money order until you are lder
tilled.”
“That’s tough 1 There’s only on
man In town who can Identify m<
and I owe him twenty.”
SNOW DRIFTS
Boastful Candidate—I shall swe
everything before me.
Snow-Weary Citizen — Well,
wish they would take you out
politics and put you at the he
of the street-cleaning departmen
STUCK UP
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First Monk—What makes
Porcupine so conceited?
Second Monk—Why, every
rets stuck on him.