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The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
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“Father Insists that 1 come onl
aow Instead of next winter."
“Why?"
“He’s afraid to take chances on
the fashions In gowns six months
hence."
COLD WAVE COMING
“Looks like a cose of Irresistible
force and an Immovable body.”
“What's np?”
“Our star salesman seems to have
rnn np against a man who won't
buy anything.”
IN HIS CLASS
Her Father—Nonsense! Why your
Income wouldn't buy feathers for
her bat.
Her Suitor—That’s all right
They’re not wearing feathers now.
LYNCH HIM!
"How did you know that Colonel
BrulT was from Alabama?"
"Becauae he has such a mobile
face."
IF AND WHEN
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"Mrs. Brown Is crary to have her
husband get an airplane." "What
fort" “So that she can look down
on the neighbors I suppose."
OH-OH ^
"I take half an hour's beauty sleep
every afternoon.”
“You should make It longer, dear.”
SALT AND PEPPER
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She—I'm eorry I ever married
yon.
He—So are all the other glria.
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
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BOBBY THATCHER- To The Rescue - - - _By GEORGE STORM,
But dark forces are
moving to further
complicate the scientists
TROUBLED AFFAIRS••• THE
DREADED COVE GANG IS
ENTERING the VILLAGE TO
effect HiS RESCUE IN THE
BELIEF THAT THEY ARE
AIDING A PARTNER IN
CRIME.
I The Silent village is
wrapped in Slumber and
the Clock in the steeple
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SWATTER POP—Deduction At It. Be.t__ By C M. PAYNE
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(© The Bell Syndicatt, Inc.)
“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES”_It Look* That Way
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IE OUT OF-THAT 'AXT<3rO INTO 1 l AH SHO WILL J CUO'ES' AH Je3 HEARD HIM SAy S*
OAMt - HE'S BEEN IN COMPARTMENT I i i i i llii HE'S OUT FO TC€M /
THAT COMPARTMENT NOW NUMQER FOUR. f'ATjTT ■ THOUSAND y
Four hours’ > Find out how I H Dou.ahs’ —'
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V"7"/ II II COM IW OUT IN 7 m s %. *
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g) Th« A>»ocUt«4 KwnpiNri
POLICE!
Mr*. W.—Can you keep a secret)
Mr. W.—Yes.
Mrs. W.—Well, the cook has
eloped with the chauffeur, and
they’ve borrowed your motor.
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CORRECT
Teacher—What Is the plural 01
child?
Bright Pupil—Twins.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
“If I were a candidate for office
I should go In for ynchtlng.’’
“You must be corrupt If you are
for sale."
“Oh, no! Then I should always
have my boom with me.”
WEIGH ANCHOR
"Miss Pert 1 propose that—”
"This Is no place to propose."
THE COUNT
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“I don’t care much for the men
down here.”
“What do you care so long as they
care for you?”
TOO MANY HEIRS
"Where there’s a will there’s a
way.”
"Not always. Sometimes there's
a lawsuit"