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on the Fourth
If You’re Sure
that your clothes
are correct in Style
and of the best quality
Look for the Name
HART SCHAFTNFR & MARX
Its A Guarantee of Superior clothes.
FAIRBANKS LARGEST AND MOST UP TO DATE MEN’S STORE
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to Sign ’feint up. There’ll be another meeting in town
soon and there’s a big class already waiting to
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Get the Howdy, Howdy, Pap!
HOW TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION
ON HE AUDIENCE
The year, 1914, will, probably, be not
'ed in iuture chronicles as the most tam
’ous and remarkable year in the history
'of the great Territory of Alaska. The
'building of a railroad will be warm work
it is true, but it will not be half as warm
as the political campaign that will strike
the Tanana Valley this summer.
The political orators, Progressive. In
dependent, Democrat, and Socialist
should bear in mind that to gain votes
they mnst make ian impression on their
audience. Stuttering and stammering
through aspteech tires the audience and
causes them to lose interest in the
Speaker, regardless of what his subject
may be.
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All good speakers before going on the
platform generally clear their throats
with a little stimulant to prevent any
stuttering or stammering or coughing
which would interfere or annoy them
during the progress of their speech.
The best stimulant to be obtained in
Fairbanks is the famous, fine, old Cab
inet whiskey. This famous brand of liq
uor costs more than any other brand in
Fairbanks, this probably being the rea
son that few houses in Fairbanks retail
it. It is said that Cabinet Whiskey is a
favorite with Senator Gallinger of New
Hampshire, and that he used a thimble
ful of this famous brand every morning
to give him inspiration before commenc
ing his speech in the U. S. Senate on
the Bill fcr the Repeal of the Canal
Tolls.
Cabinet Whiskey is for sale in Fair
banks at the Cabinet Saloon, Front St.
three doors east from Cushman St.
IT YOU DON’T KNOW
This will tell you, that
we sell
JMERGjANDISEjO^^VERYDKCRl^ON 1
AN ABSOLUTE SQUARE DEAL AND REASONABLE PRICES ASSURED
Wile’s Emporium
PHONE 223 SEC AVENUE
We Sell Everything
WHAT PADDY O’HOOUGAN
SAYS ABOUT IT
(Continued from page 1)
sourdough steam roller! Be gory! Alasky
polytics is gittin warm! Oi see thot an
other frind-o-labor is out fer office, oi
mane Jack Brooks, so Jack landed th’
Socialist nomynashun fer billygate t’
Congress at last!
Faith an Brooks is some polytisliun
himself—sliure an th’ icc-mon-miner
wus on th’ capit’list Fairbanks city
council—watch candydate Brooks git
busy. Faith an his Soshulist predecessur
also-ran Krauczoonis isn’t throwin any
bokays at him! Shure oi wus towld thot
th Soshulists wus different than pol-y
ticians. Be gory, whin yer in Rome do
as the Romans do. Faith an polytics do
be a great leveller o’ monkind! There’s
Bill O’Connor, Billy Burns an Jack
Brooks!—th’ trio wus once cheek-be
jowl in polytics in th’ int’rist uv th’
wurkin mon. ’Tis a pity they’ll now be
buckin wan another! But th’ laborer
needn’t worry! tli’ trio will vratch over
his wallfare! An, be me soul, look at
Alasky dimocracy ’tif like a bilin cald
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ron! ’Tia speshly hard on th’ tried an
true Jeffersonians, wid the Wilson-Wick
Progressives (framin) up on th’ coast
splittin things up the back, an th’ car
pit baggin fedral iedge an dlstr-reect
attorney, th’ PriiideHt sint to Nome
committin trayson by appointing black
Raypoohlicans t, office—th’ owld party’s
smashed t’ smithereens, be jabers! But
at any rate our dimmycrat club is on th’
job an illicted an official organ, to pick
up any little perqueseets, preferments
or the loike. An also-ran Martin Harris
towld th’ lads at th’ club that no mon
alone cud bate Wick, but wid th’ clubs
wurkin all over Alasky-’twas a cinch!
Jawn Moe says Martin might not be an
orator, but what he says carries great!
Th’ offishul organ’s wurkin now an
warns us thot a dillygate with same pol
ytical faith as th’ administration cud
accomplish more fer Alasky than Wick's
doin!
Anyhow don’t overlook our frind Bill
O Connor; it’ll paj-yez t’kape yer
weether eye on th’ new dimmycratic
jedge fr-rm th' Cliitna cr-ross roads.
Yoors trooly,
PADDY
A Panecea For
Political Evils!
OR—WHEN IS A POLITICIAN ?
According to our own choice coterie of
Socialist Party political for all that’s in
it pie-hunters and social-reformers, as a
i remedy for all the evils and other little
defects of our “present system’’, all
that is necessary is a substitution of
their “holier-than-thou Socialist Party
brand for any and all the Old-Party
brands! Por, so these eager office seek
ers assure us that a person with their
infallable brand stamped “authoritivly
” on him or her couldn’t possibly,
even it he or she would, go wrong! Oh! !
But the Socialist politician can do no j
wrong! Long live the Socialist polit-!
ician!
WHY THE LOYAL ORDER OP!
MOOSE APPEALS TO THE
WORKERS
There have been many fraternal or
ganizations in Alaska for years but none
of them have appealed to the workers
like the Loyal Order of Moose. No ob
selete or ancient tomfoolery has any
.place in the business of the Moose. This !
order is a progressive one and aims to
keep up with the times. The working
man will find in the Moose Lodge an or- .
gauization that fills a long lelt want. '
The Loyal Order of Moose not only pro
vides benefits for him and his family
in times of sickness dut is also a club- i
room to spend his leisure hours. See
Howard Barnes at Mendham’s, or any 1
moose*.
HERE IS THE GREATEST OFFER
f
ever made to the public of Fairbanks
and vicinity,—
Victor
Edison
Columbia
Phonographs
Player Pianos, Pianos or any other Musical Instrument as
well as Records and Music Roils of all kinds
at Outside Prices
BTarTTTTimM! ill i"iTgBaSEBggBg»
We pay all freight charges and take all risks. Bring ns your catalogue
and tell us the Instrument you want to get and we will get it for you at
the same price as quoted there--provided you get here in time.
Any Phonograph, Piano or Record will be sold at the same Outside
Prices-—Come in time.
THE FAIR
SECOND AVENUE, near Lacy.
WC GMEN!
Our Prices Are Lower For Your
Clothing, Boots and Shoes
THAN ANY OTHER STORE IN TOWN. GIVE US A CALL AND
WE WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT.
MAMMOTH CLOTHING STORE
For Your Official Button
See MENDHAM
Drop into our store end see us makin0 them
We make buttons for all lodges, using TANANA VALLEY
GOLD. Design and workmanship and
W atch Repairing Guaraanteed.
MENDHAl'S
Phone 28 A. Work Guaranteed. Phone 28 A.
Big Busy Front street Store
A Well-Dressed Man |
Inspires Confidence I
We know this.
Perhaps it’s because the man who
is well dressed has more confidence
in himself.
At anv rate there's no excuse for
your not being stylishly clad.
ADLER ROCHESTER, STEIN
BLOCK, & STADIUM CLOTHES
have solved the problem for you.
At a remarkably small outlay vAu ‘
can make yonr appearance the equal
of the best dressed man you know.
Come in and we will show you
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