The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE ANI) FEATURE SECTION Oeo. S. Maynard, Publisher
ENDLESS CHAIN
Frank—I offer you my heart of
hearts.
Maude—What's that ! How many
hearts have you been passing
around among the girls?
Hubby—My dear, I can give you
a satisfactory reason for my delay
In getting home this evening.
Wlfey—You may have an expla
nation, Henry, but I can tell you In
advance that It won’t be satisfac
tory.
TALENT
"So you claim to be a literary
man, eh?”
"Yes, I wrote that book, ‘A Dozen
Ways to Make a I-lvlng.’ "
"And yet you are begging?”
“Yes, sir. That's one of the ways."
HORRID THING
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•“Tom called on me yesterday
afternoon."
“Yes. he told me he had Borne
time to kill."
GOOD AT THAT
"lour new office boy Isn't very
energetic. Is he?”
"No, about ull he can do suc
cessfully Is drop letters down the
chute.”
DOWN AND UP
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“Where does Brown live?"
"Below Bis ideals and above his
Income."
OUT OF DATE
"Did they do anything unusual
after they were married I"
“Why, ye*! They stayed married.
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vour hand now?
She—Now's the very best time
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outfit and he'd let anyone have nif
that asks.
ENCOURAGEMENT
"Has George ever hinted marriage
to you?"
"Only once, coming home from the
thenter the other night, he laughed
and said that anyway two could
ride In a taxi ns cheap ns one."
FOURFLUSHER
"She likes publicity, eh?”
“Does she? Why, she thinks the
society columns ought to make an
Item of It when she gives a little
breakfast to a tramp."
LIVES BY HER LAYS
"So your hen’s a poet, you think?"
“To he sure she Is—doesn't she
live by her lays?”
MONEY! HUH?
“Have you heard that chorus girl
sing?”
“I understand she made her man
ager shed tears as he listened.”
"She wasn’t singing then, she wm*
telling him about her salary expec
tations.”
PROVERBIAL CHARMS
"It seems necessary now a days to
have music with meals."
“Absolutely. In order to keep out
maid, we bad to put a radio In the
kitchen.”