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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisl
TROLLEY OFF
“Would you marry for money?”
“Not L I want bralna.'*
“You certainly do If you wouldn’t
marry for money."
OH, MY, GRACIOUS!
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“Papa wanted to know whether
you were a good business man."
“Have you any idea why he
•eked?”
, “I guess It wns because you nev
er talk business."
UNTARNISHED
“How are your New Year’s reso
lution?’’ •
“In fine shape.”
"None broken?"
"Guess not. How could they be,
I haven’t used them yet?”
“But you can’t afford to get mar
ried on 'your salary."
“Well, It will give me a good ex
cuse to ask for a raise.”
UPS AND DOWNS .
“Dearest, 1 could lay down my
life for you."
“But, love, you fall horribly when
It comes to laying up anything,
don't you?’
TIGHTWAD
“He’s consistent, at least.”
“In what way?”
“He not only won't spend any
money himself, bat he also hates to
see other people spending it”
DETOUR
—*
“What’s the trouble with our effi
ciency expert T’
"The doctorwtfays his system Li
all out of order.”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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BOBBY THATCHER-Not To Be Shielded! _By GEORGE STORM
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CASB OF BURGLARIZIN' IN THIS TOWN
Si MCE TUB POST OFFICS WAS BROKE INTO
IN 'qfc.AND IF THB PROFESSOR.
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v”"mind NOW/ • SCALAWAG BECAUSE HE PUT UP
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IB HANDWRITINS OM UPSTAIRS AMD COLLAR
HE SAME AS | VOUR MAN!
J THE REGISTER.
SWATTER POP— The Effect* Of Love On Mother And Child __By C. M. PAYNE
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INTO BtNO’s BAiNK. ' NOTHIN’ Ll»t
weVe got to think l it?
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BAD TRADE
“Experience is a good asset.”
"I’d jtnucb prefer tbe bankrt
exchanged for mine."
NRA RULES
"Do you think of me all day 1
Tom?”
‘‘I do, during the noon hour, d
Throughout the office hours the
Insists on our , keeping our m
ot» our work."
LIVE WIRE
Dolly—And don't you go in
■port of any kind?
Jimmy—Oh, yaus, don’t
know I’m—haw—passionately I
of dominoes.
“I know I’m going to have tro
with my new neighbor.”
"What makes you think so?1
"He's already begun ndverti
himself as a lover of peace.’’—
THE BULL’S EYE
Angry Employer—Do you n
to contradict me? You haven't
much sense ns a donkey.
Foreman—No, sir. I don't
tend' to set my opinion up aga
your*.
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FASHION NOTE
“I’m a self-made man."
“You’re lucky. I’m the revi
work of a wife and three dm
ters.
SLOW BOY
Jack—When you proposed to 1
>el I suppose she said, “This Is
rudden.”
Bob—No, she was honest i
aid: “This suspense has h
•rrlble,’’