— Kodl iak Kapsules =|
(By Bill Mason)
(continued from page 1)
tion that perhaps a school carni
val or raffle might add to the
fund.
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Just in case you haven’t noticed
it. the Mirror is 100 per cent home
town news now.
We dropped the affiliation with
Associated Press the first of No
vember with the determination to
cover Kodiak events only and the
feeling that national and state-wide
news is being covered by the met
ropolitan press, radio and TV.
Hope you agree with us.
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Overheard while waiting at
the P.O.:
“So you met your wife at a
dance . . . that sounds quite ro
mantic.”
“Well, it really wasn’t. ... I
thought she was home taking
care of the kids.”
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Notice where John at the Ren
dezvous has another big deer con
test a cookin’ — that’s the place
with the free parking.
But for some reason the event
excludes certain employes of cer
tain state and federal agencies.
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Shaving cream in aerosols has
been on the market for some
time now and soon whipped but
ter, cheese, mustard, dressing,
soft drink syrups, alcoholic
drink mixes, coffee and tea and
milk concentrates will be put up
in the squirt cans.
Not only that but mustard,
mayonnaise, salad dressing,
jams, jellies, fish and tomato
paste will come in tubes.
All of which is fine and dandy
providing your tooth paste and
shaving soap doesn’t get mixed
up between the grocery and
bathroom shelf.
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Once upon a time the only
trouble about parking was to
find a girl who would agree.
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SNEER CAMPAIGN
Why he’s not henpecked — his
wife lets him run the vacuum
cleaner, the washing machine, er
rands . . . I’ve known her for years
—ever since we were the same
GIFTS
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NEW SPORT SHIRTS
Outstanding group includes new zip-up placket styles; plaids
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LONG SLEEVE
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THICK, THIRSTY
TERRY ROBE
MEN’S LEATHER
DRESS BELTS
Just a few of the many gift items in stock. Come in and
look around. We are happy to help you.
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KNUDSEN’S OUTFITTERS
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AND CLOTHING NEEDS
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age. . . . They’re such big drinkers
they didn’t know the water in their
house had been cut off for two
months. . . . It’s true we all spring
from apes, but he didn’t spring
far enough.
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The story at the Base goes
like this about the old chief who
was retiring and taking his first
airplane ride enroute to the
lower states. He was filling out
the form required before board
ing the plane when he came
across the question:
“Who should be notified in
case of an accident,” he labor
iously scrawled in the space pro
vided: “Air-Sea Rescue.”
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SCENE AND HERD: Even snow
would be welcome if it would cut
down on the mud situation. . . .
If the key city employes won’t give
us a'peek at the budget, maybe
we’ll settle for a list of their sal
aries. . . . Homer is considering
establishing a surveyor’s school
and probably we’ll get half of the
graduates down here or under
graduates. . . . Aside to I.S.: To
elucidate, when does the board
meet? What action does it take?
What is on the next agenda? We
haven’t a thing to pass on to the
public or school patrons. . . . Ques- ,
tion of the week: If the garbage .
collector doesn’t pick up your
trash, would it be legitimate to de
duct that amount from the billing?
. . . Don’t look now but that snow
is getting closer and closer to
home.
LAND FOR SALE
Lands available for “over-the
counter” lease or sale from the
Alaska Department of Natural Re
sources, Division of Lands, include
22 lots of from .57 acre to 4.55
acres at an appraisal of $142 to
$1,547, at Island Lake, Kodiak.
A
NEAR ISLAND MAPS
Prints of the completed photo
contour map of Near Island, per
formed under contract by the
Aero Service Corporation a*c
available at the cost of $15 each,
according to the Division of Lands,
144 6th Avenue, Anchorage.
Near Island is located across the
hannel from the city of Kodiak.
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