The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE ANI) FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
PAGE MR. SLOGAN MAN
“The poets perform a greut mis
sion in this world."
“They certainly do.”
“If it wasn't for them the maga
zine editors would have an awful
time tilling In smnll spaces at the
.bottom of pages.”
NO SALE
Canvasser—The fame of this little
device has become a household
word.
Mr. Henpeck—Tnke It away, too
many words in this house now.
CHASES THEM
Bill—It Is said that my music cur
ries people away.
Bess—Yes; I noticed that you
gradually emptied the room.
THE RUB
“This world would be u pleasant
er place If there were not so many
fools In It.”
"Yes; but It would be more diffi
cult to make a living.”
KNOWS HER STUFF
“What’s this? Your house is all
torn up. Things are a wreck.”
“Yea, looks like the wife lias start
ed her mid-season offensive."
NO NEED TO HURRY
"Forgive me for taking that kiss
the other night I'll admit I wag
hasty.”
"And you won't do it again?”
"Well, I won’t be hasty again.”
STONE-AGE STUNT
Rocky—That's a fine hammer you
have there.
Stony—Yep I It’s made out of a
couple of iny wife's first biscuits.
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THE FEATHERHEADS .JMter- _ The Head of the House
"There you go again/
ALWAYS TRYING TO
HAVE "vioUR WAY/
WHY CAN'T You
Trust To MY
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after all, the man should be
THE MEAD OF THE V
house and his J 1 suppos^
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LOCKEP UP To ME
UNDERSTAND, I COULD
have married hep.
or. Someone —
it is— But
SOME WOMEN
GET all ThE/
^_&REA<s/
FINNEY OF THE FORCE SiSfKj Have You a Private “Grudge”?
FlNNE.^ WE WANT A CHARACTER
/ REPORT OF A WAN ON YOUR.
SEAT—T.A.DYME — FINP OUT
I WHAT HIS NEIGHBORS THINK
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( Litre ABOUT him—
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he keeps a |
^ grudge.^
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BEiMCr A Q'RuPCE tTeEPER?
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BOBBY THATCHER- “Pay Close Attention, Please!”_By GEORGE STORM
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first owe iki i’ll go ahead ...... *hiis is the
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” _Yes, Why?
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PLACE, BUT WHAT J BOWERS -
IS THERE to DO J TSK - T5K -
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' for example, there 6oes mu.
WET-5MACK . THE WELLKMOWM SOOETY
— HE WAS L)P AMD OUT FOR A
horseback Ride at six this moem'mCi,
AFTER THAT HE SWAM FOR AM HOUR
im the surf them breakfasted.
* AMO MOW ‘ HE'S OFF FOR 3to HOLES
k OF 6CLF - -
AFTER luncheon AT THE CLUB, HE
PLAVS Sl> SETS OF TENNIS, THEN COES
(jp 1N) MIS PLANE R3t? AN MOOtS X)
COOL OFF, AFTER THAT HE DANCES
AT THE CASINO UNTIL SI* -THEN
TAKES A Dip IN THE POOH, D'NE S AT
EIGHT AND DANCES UNTIL MID
NIGHT - THEN Tfc> BED - ^
6EE X VVONDEC.
why they caul
'EM -THE. IDLE RICH’
WAR POLICY
“When war breaks out in the
j women’s afternoon card club there's
i only one thing for the men to do.”
“What's that ’’
"Remain absolutely neutral.”
FINE CURE
"I understand Brown doesn't
.stammer so much since he got mar
rled."
“Of course not. He gels fewer
chances to talk."
EASY ENOUGH
"Wow, there goes Swift In tils
new eight! When I knew him a
few years ngo he had a Junk shop."
"lie still has, only he moved It to
a fashionable street, kept the same
stock and labeled It antiques.”
DISCOVERED
She—Hefore we were married you
said you wore well oft.
He—I was, but I didn’t know It.
THAT’S ENOUGH
•Site—The chicken at our church
supper Is usually tough.
He—You mean unusually tough.
TOO CONSIDERATE
Tom—Would you murry a man
for his money?
Bess — Positively not. But I
wouldn't hold his money against
hlrn, however.
HIGH-TONED
"You say your cousin Is au avia
tor?”
“Sure. He's a flying Ash.”