The Nome Nugget
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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
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POLICE!
Mrs. W.—Can you keep a secret?
Mr. W.—Yes.
Mrs. W.—Well, the cook has
•loped with the chauffeur, and
they’re borrowed your motor.
CORRECT
Teacher—What Is the plural of
childT
Bright Pupil—Twins.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
“If I were a candidate for office
I should go In for yachting.”
“You must be corrupt If you are
for sale."
“Oh, no! Then I should always
have my boom with me.”
WEIGH ANCHOR
m - - — — r
"Miss Pert 1 propose that—”
"This Is no place to propose.”
THE COUNT
i. r
"I don’t care much for the men
down here.”
“What do you care so long as they
care for yout”
TOO MANY HEIRS
“Where there’s a will there’s a
way."
“Not always. Sometimes there’s
a lawsuit" ,
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INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
I HAVE
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TH»S SEAT - - -
check: ItJ
Your hat
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ACVERTiS’IM'
wwo! me?
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SHOULD WAIT HERE ? ^
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BOBBY THATCHER—The Courier...._ ____By GEORGE STORM
Kfr GET IT OUT OF HIM...,
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^OM STABLE
Discussed tub
STRANGE CASE
OF PROFESSOR
PSTTISONH IN
THe CLERKS
OFFICE OMB OF
HIS AUOITORS
Slipped FROM
THE ROOM
and hurried
TOWARD
SHAHTVTOWM.
IT WAS
KlCKAPOO
Sluter
BEARING THE
NEWS -no
TURTLE BACK
__ MIGHT A KHOWH A MAN BALMY
—“ ENOUGH TO PAY OUT GOOD MONEY
AND THEYVeT TO PULL OOWM A DENTISTS
> HIM IM THE ' SIGN WOULOHY Havb the sense
3LER TWO.DAYS TO QHT OUTA TOWM •••• BIFF'LL.
3 HE WONT SAY A WANTA HEAR OF THIS 5
>RO AS TO WHO-■ - --^
AS WITH HIM... >
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S*MATTER POP—One Minute Off For A Query By C. M. PAYNE
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” The Impatient Mr. O’Dunk
VEH, EDDIE, THERE <S A
CARD AT THE DOOR DY "THE
Yoo name of o'DUmh ! he sw/a
MCAM it WAKTJ THE MOHE/ Ffc>R
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7 how tMtvrri€KiT TVtevse rnnjc(l
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POT TMIT O'DOMK P£RS»4 TH'-'/M
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ECONOMY, MAYBE
"Father Insists that I come out
now Instead of next winter.”
“Why?"
“He’s afraid to take chances on
the fashions In gowns six months
hence.”
COLD WAVE COMING
"Looks like a case of Irresistible
force and an immovable body.”
"What’s up?”
“Our star salesman seems to have
run up against a man who won't
hnV anything.”
IN HIS CLASS
Her father—Nonsense! Why your
Income wouldn't buy feathers for
her hat.
Her Suitor—That's all right.
They’re not wearing feathers now.
LYNCH HIM!
“How did you know that Colonel
Bruff was from Alabama?”
“Because he has such a mobile
face."
IF AND WHEN
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"Mrs. Brown is crazy to have her
husband get an airplane" “What
for?” "So that she can look down
on the neighbors I suppose."
OH, OH
"1 take half an hour’s beauty sleep .
every afternoon.”
“You should make It longer, dear.”
SALT AND PEPPER
She—I’m »orry I ever married
you.
He—So are all the other jrlrla.