The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
KNOWS HIS DATES
Teacher—What days of the year
are more dear to us, Willie?
Willie—Chrlstmns and the middle
of April.
Teacher—The middle of April I
Why what happens then?
Willie—Gee, don’t you know?
Dot’s de time when de baseball sea
son opens.
VAST EXPANSE
He—Well, what do you think of
the wide open spaces?
She—I never saw such a mouth
before. I’ll admit.
IS THAT NICE?
He—Tea, I'm the Idol of my fam
ily.
She—So I henr. In fact, I was told
you've never been nnythlng but Idle.
FUNNY, ISN’T ITT
Angelina—Don’t be afraid to an
nounce onr engagement. A11 the
world loves a lover.
Edwin—Then why does all the
world poke fun at him?
DON’T REGISTER
“What do you consider the most
usileae thing in the world?”
“Being the father of the groom
at a wedding."
DID ALL THE WORK
"Have any luck on your fishing
trip?"
"Great. Didn’t have to row the
boat once.”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
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HOW THEY CAN RUN!
“He seems always in a hurry—
what's the matter with him, any
way ?"
"Trying to keep up with his run
ning expenses, I think.”
DOZEN OR NONE
Ho—Won't you give me just one
kiss?
She—Certainly not. If It was good
l'il Just get started myself. It's
either none or a dozen.
CAUSE AND CURE
"I think a trip to Europe would
do your wife good. However, 1 shall
rail in another physician to see If
my diagnosis is correct."
“I guess it's correct enough, doc.
Better call in a dressmaker If you
want to hasten the cure."
A DRY BATH
Mrs. Wise—Ah. Mrs. Deltich,
when In I-hirope I suppose you took
n trip up the Seine.
Mrs. 1’eltieh—Oh, of course, and
the heastly climb was fully made up
for by the* ^rniuf view from the peak,
don’t you know?
AND STILL MORE
Witie—It says here that for every
three marriages there Is a divorce.
Hubby—And for every divorce
there are usually two marriages.
HELP IS ASSURED
Suitor—Tin sure I’ll get nil con
ruseil nml mixed up when I speak
to your tuther.
The Loved One—That’s all right;
tie’ll help you out.