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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
VERY CAREFUL
—
Father—Well, how did you come
through the afternoon tea?
Deb Daughter—Came through all
right, didn’t spill anything on any
body but myself.
CRUEL SLASH
The Tall One—My face Is my for
tune.
The Short One—You'll have no In
come tax to pay, my dear.
OCEAN CHATTER
“1 hear he lost his money in a
poker game. What kind of a fish Is
lie?'’
‘‘Oh, Just a poor sucker."
THE FUTURE
“You don't seem to bother much
about the future, Jones."
"No; that never worries me until
It becomes the present.”
WHO’S NEXT
Maude—Do you get me?
Frank—Is that a proposal?
DOWN AND OUT
"One swallow doesn’t make a
Bering."
“No, but It often makes one fall.”
THAT’S ALL
“Advice Is largely futile."
“How come?”
“People with sense don’t need It
and people without sense won't
take It”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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THE PURPOSE
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THE PASTURE
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YESTERDAY BECAUSE DOC
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S’MATl'IlR POP—Bad News For A Hungry Boy , By C. M. PA\NE
“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES”__ A Case Of Eye Strain
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YEH- SHE'S
Belle hopper ,
A CHORUS SAL
in in' Revue
ME AND FINIS
-TOOK IN LAST
NI6HT- EDDIE
SAYS SHE'S A DEAR
LITTLE THINKS —
VERY LITERARY.
^ _ _ Y She'S Dancin'
LITERARY, EM . ^ th' CHORDS
AN SHE WRITES \ TO HELP HER
ON HER PHOTO, ) q, i ^aN PAY
* TO MY NEW OOY ( opp THE
FRIEND,EDDIE,FROM \ XAxeS ON
BELLE,WITH LOVE THE FARM
AND KISSES - so! OUT IN
, ALTOONA
EDDIE SAYS
SHE'S VERY
INTELLECTUAL.
intellectual ! THAT \
MEANS SUE'S SOME CALF - ^ vgM _ gug
EYED BLONDE WHO MUST'VE BEEN
KNOWS HOW TO DO ONLY )
TWOTMNGS - DANCE, / CHlu-Y
AND ORDER CHICKEN /, °L.
A LA KIN&-OSTRICH PL'-^5e
—. LET ME HAME
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PROOF ENOUGH
“Why do you think Miss Lowcut
I is pure gold?"
“By the way she withstands the
acid test when some of the other
women look at her."
PLENTY OF TIME
Bess—This is a good time for we«i
dlngs isn't it, Bill?
Bill—Yes—but there will be plenty
more coming. No hurry.
SNAPPY SNAPPER
Mr. Stork—So you can't make your
sweetheart believe you are worth a
hundred dollars?
Mr. Tortoise—No. Why, I'm worth
that much made up into tortoise
■hell combs to say nothing of soup
UP TO STANDARD
"Is this the fastest train on the
line?”
“It's the limited, sir.”
Well, it's the limit, all rWit."
VAMOOSED
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Caller—1 suppose your sister was
expecting me?
Bessie—1 guess not. She didn't
sneak out until she saw you coming.
FATAL ENDING
"This 6tory says: 'The song died
on her lips.’"
“She probably murdered it”