THE NOME DAILY NUGGET
GEO S MAYNARD. E
RUSSEIX G MAYNARD.
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ADVICE TO WINDSOR
The suggestion has been made that Edward Wind
sor, the former King of England, come to America to
make his home. Before he does he might well consider
the advice of G. K. Stover of Philadelphia. Mr. Stover
heard about the suggestion that the former Emperor
might come over here so he sat right down and wrote
to the editor of the Philadelphia Record, giving eight
specific reasons why he thought the ex-king should con
sider well before acting. Here, he advises, is what will
happen to Mr Windsor if he should come to American
shores:
1. Hallway on your trip across the Atlantic you
will be greeted by 1*3.268 reporters, photographers, sob
sisters, promoters, and Grover Whalen—on liners, row
boats, airplanes and submarines.
2. On your arrival in New York a Roman holiday
will be declared, and a minimum of 100,000 baskets of
rubbish will be emptied on your head, by way of grac
ious salutation.
3. You will immediately receive several hundred
“propositions” to indorse laxatives or birdseed over the
radio, at $25,000 per broadcast.
4. Eighteen ex-chorus girls will bring suit for
breach of promise (and promise of juicy headlines).
5. Four hundred and five threats of kidnaping will
be sent to Mrs. Simpson. You, in turn will receive as
many requests for donations to homes for indigent alli
gators.
6. A Royalist cult will be formed in California, at
tracting thousands of partisans at $10.00 yearly dues
("including subscriptions to “Royalist Weekly”).
7. For the next 46 years the smallest detail of your
life will be of the greatest possible interest to the demo
cratic American public—whether it be the way you
part your hair or the length of your shoe laces.
8. Hearst papers will print weekly editorials on
your right to privacy as guaranteed by the Constitution.
However, you v/ill have to throw three Universal photo
graphers out of your bathroom every night.
Mr. Stover concludes his advice with the sugges
tion that, if the ex-king wants to pick out a country oth
er than his homeland that he try Ethiopia or some other
remote area.
While we can’t agree with the Philadelphian on
the Ethiopia angle, rather suggesting that Canada cow
ranch for his former majesty, it must be admitted there
is a great amount of truth in what Mr. Stover stressed.
We do make our welcomes effusive, to say the least,
when a celebrity or a near-celebrity is sighted outside
of Fire Island or rounding into the Golden Gate. But,
after all, why not? Isn’t it an excellent protection
against anybody sneaking into this country without
due notice? How would it be to carry it a little further
and extend a Stover welcome to every undesirable
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Scotchman—“Doctor, what can I do to prevent sea
sickness?”
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Catholic Ladies
Party A Success
Despite Storm
Despite the stormy condition
last night, the Catholic ladies
social was attended by at least
City people, who braved the wea
ther ar.d enjoyed an excellent
evening of whist and bridge at
St. Joseph’s Hall on Steadman
avenue. Delicious refreshments
were served by the iadies.
Mrs. Norvin Lewis won first
pr;z* in the whist game. Aimer
Rydeen second; Mrs. Chas. Berg
won the lady's consolation prize,
and Eddie Shedley for the gents.
Bridge prizes we.e awarded as
follows: F.rst prize Mrs. Aimer
Rydeen and Calvin Pool; Conso
lation prizes went to Mrs. Ben
Mozee and Arnold Thommen.
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( apt. Scammel
Of “Northland”
To Go Florida
When the coast guard cutter
Northland returns to Nome in
June the vessel will have as its
new commander. Captain Zeuzler
who will have charge of the
“Angel of the Arctic”, on cruises
around Nome and Barrow and the
various islands of Bering Sea.
Captain W. K. Scammel who
ha3 been the very efficient com
mander of the Northland for the
past three years has been assign
ed to the Jacksonville, Florida,
D.vision of the Coast Guard Ser
vice, on what is known as shore
duty.
Captain Zeuzler, the new com
mander of the Northland, has
just completed three years ai
headquarters in Washington, D
GREEN ATTACKS LABOR ‘REBELLION’
W- ■■m"-'r"v—■
•peaking before the building trades department of the American Fed
i eratidn of Labor at Tampa, Fla, before the opening of its annual con
vention, William Green, A. F. of L. president, roared hie disapproval
of the tactics of John L. Lewis, leader of the Committee for Industrial
Organization, and predicted that the "rebellion" begun by Lewie would
collapse. Green is shown during his speech. At the right ie J. J. Wil
J Hams, building trades presidenL (Associated Press Photo)
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Station for many years, will pro
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vessel in June to resume his dut
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that he wiU bring along equip
ment necessary for the reestab
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western Alaska Fair Association
will accept applications up to 5
pm Thursday Jan. 2Sth, for the
position of Fair Manager—Sal.
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period work to commence immed
lately aad continue until the bus.
i turns of the Fair to completed.
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