Is This What Average Kodiak Mirror
Reader Would Like To See In Paper?
Based on the study of a weekly
editor in Montana, here are the
responses to what the average
reader desires to see in a weekly
newspaper: ,
1 A front page article showing
how crooked the government is
most of the time
2. My wife’s name.
3 A feature article showing 25
ways on how to cheat on income
tax forms.
4. My kids’ names.
5. A local news item about the
affair my neighbor is having.
6. A classified offering of a new
home for sale for $4,000.
7. More news about law-break
ers.
8. Less news about law-breakers
1 was picked up last night and 1
should not have to pay a fine.
9. An editorial condemning a
high school teacher for being too
liberal with “F’s.”
10. A wedding picture of the
groom instead of the bride when
he is more handsome than she is
pretty.
11. A sports picture of men when
I bowled 183. v
12. More advertisements on
things that merchants are giving
away.
13. A front page picture of my
wife being hauled out of the bar
by his wife.
14 A front page spread about
the deadbeat who lives across the
street from me who just had his
car repossessed.
15. Forget the last one. I just
got word from the finance com
pany that they’re coming after my
car.
16. A full page of local news, a
page of national news, several
pages of sports and comics, one
page on divorces, and three pages
on all the domestic troubles we
are having in town.
17. Less stuff about how cute
everybody elses’ kids are. My kids
are better looking than those you
rave about.
13. A complete biographical
sketch about the most “important
citizen in town” and be sure that
you spell my name right.
WANTED
Vote for a man who’ll take a stand!
- Powell, Chuck, Republican
Episcopalians Seek
Baptismal Bowl
A pewter bowl belonging to the
St. James the Fisherman Church,
which was used for Sunday school
baptism^ and last seen in August
at the National Guard Armory, has
been reported missing.
Presently the members of St.
James the Fisherman are using the
Armory for their services until
their new church edifice is com
pleted.
Anyone having information lead
ing to the recovery of the bowl is
asked to please contact Mrs. Basil
Clark at 6 5242 or 6-6244.
WANTED
Vote for a man who’ll take a stand!
. Powell, Chuck, Republican
DON’T SACRIFICE
KODIAK’S
PUBLIC WORKS
PROGRAM
FOR A NEW CAPITAL
VOTE NO!
ON INITIATIVE NO. 1
Notice
TO ALL VOTERS OF ALASKA:
WHEREAS, Tueaday, NdWjdgy
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S”oo“of X CKSw fa *• Kad.aK
voc„l.a»l ach~l « a„d
Aleutian Senate
WHEREAS, there exists a gjeat n*®acility
such ”facility in this area an providing
sucn a ■ benefit the y»“ to cr can
leave home to do so,
learn a trade, and
WHEREAS, the training of micij y°“o^ on,y
•«ha within our State providing man
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dustry, and
WHEREAS, the KODIAK AREA CHAMBER
OF COMMERCE has gone on record as being in
favor of the passage of Bonding Propsition No. 4,
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT AND IT IS HERE
BY RESOLVED, that all Alaskan Voters be urged
to vote FOR Bonding Proposition No. 4 and that
every voter in the Kodiak-Aleutian Area be
urged to solicit the votes of his friends in other
parts of the State in favor of Bonding Proposi
tion No. 4.
This Resolution adopted by unanimous vote
on October 25th, 1962, by
KODIAK AREA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
GOOD GOVERMNENT
BEGINS NOV. 6
With Your
Vote For
R. W. “BOB”
Republican Candidate
STATE SENATE
I BELIEVE:
That irresponsible destruction of our Alas
ka fishermen’s gear by Russian trawlers is
inexcusable and should bring about a demand
from our State Department for repayment of
losses and a firm stand against future viola
tions. The failure of the State Department to
take a firm position in dealing with Commu
nism since World War II has been tantamount
to our surrendering on the installment plan
around the world. We must take a firm stand
in dealing with Communism and its leader
Khrushchev.
We Must Preserve Alaskan
Waters For Alaska Fishermen
Sound - Proven - Progressive
ALASKA NEEDS YOUR VOTE
ALASKA NEEDS BOB STRATTON
VOTE * RIGHT
VOTE * STRATTON