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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION •• Geo. S. Maynard, Publishe
ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
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Wlfejr—How does my new bath
ing suit look!
Tom—Um—looks to me like two
weeks’ salary.
ROCKED THE BOAT
Frank—A good canoeist? Well, I
guess 1 am. Only tipped over twice
In my life.
Maude—How many times have
you been out?
Frank—Twice.
HIGHBROW ,
Customer—Well, Snlpps, how’s
business?
Snlpps—Doctor Snlpps, if you
please. My alma mater, the In
quisition Barber college, has Just
given me the degree of tonsorlal
artist, Doctor Snlpps, T. A.
BEFORE AND AFTER
"So the pie tasted like a pie your
mother used to make?"
“Yes, ma’am, before me fadder
bought her a cook book.”
CITY STUFF
"You must hare many queer ex
periences In the city.”
"We do. Once I actually ran
across a fellow whose name was Hi
ram."
CRUELTY
“Oh, Joy 1 Oh Joy I I’ve lost tei
pounds I”
"Don’t worry, dearie. You'd nerei
notice It at alL"
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INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS depicted by famous cartoonists and writers
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE A Real Sacrifice
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BOBBY THATCHER-The Man-Hunt By GEORGE STORM
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now, now, DOC. oomt say y .... this letter ' first off well go to mornin dog
THAT.. » CAhV BS BVBRVWHBRS ) 1 Pl.TS A MEW FACE THE HOTEL; OF COURSE v/HV, NO — PROFESSOR. PeTT.BONE I
AT ONCE?.. IF YOU’LL-' flJV ". HE i THE PROFESSOR LEFT A,NT CHECKED OUT-- HEARD HMA I
QUIBT DOWN AND TELL MS yoo SOA,e / town BUT MEBBE WE STlRRIN’ AROUND IN HIS ROOM
ABOUT IT FROM FIRST TO y pretty HARD \ \ CAN FIND OUT WHICH AWHILE AGO-- WANT
l-AST we’ll GET Vy, HAMES Doc J \ TRAIN HE TOOK -
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"KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” ' . Well, That's Settled!
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OH: pear He:: I ftioyaius v n-wtinu uo fcACie y<->N 1 a # i TELL you ytit rtuoiyiNuo
just know Tweae's WAwe up! TKeae'j -to ibep’ wiiK ne! x 11 there isn't Right, LADy!
ft &OR<StAR IN TH€ a OOR61AR You'Re Teu. you THeftC II 4 BORcSlAR. UPSTAIRS 5*
House" x'll wakc Coo-coo' If a ^orgiar M downstairs.' *
UP Aloysios ! BOWNSTAIR S'-- "
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SWATTER POP—A Dry Wa«h .. By C. M. PAYNE
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INHERITED
“1 don't like the way Mias Bal
alts on her mount. She bounces a
terribly."
"Yes, I’ve noticed that—you se
her father la In the rubber bual
ness.’’ <•
THE GAME’S UP
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“So he no longer argues tha
women haven’t the mentality o
men?”
"No; that argument won’t hol<
since so many women he meets maki
a monkey of him at bridge.”
GENEROSITY r
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1 ^_SMU-U
"I wish you'd quit dunning mi
for that suit. Do you object to giv
Ing me time?”
“No, I don’t; but I do object. t<
giving you the suit.”
OVERESTIMATED
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Suitor—1 came to a&k tor youi
daughter’s hand.
Fond Dad—Do you realize she’!
all I have.
Suitor—Gosh! I thought you had
a million.
BITING WAS GOOD
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“How did you catch cold?” ..
“Well, I went fishing and I bad t«
bring back something.”
NO MORE JUEFT
Ha—You admit rou allowed Hr
Freshly to kiss you7 Why he’s
kissed every girl In town.
She—Ob, well, this Is a small
town.