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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
SUREST SIGN
Daughter—I think his love is
growing cold.
Mother—Now, my dear, you must
not Imagine things.
Daughter—It Is not Imagination.
He rends the newspaper while I’m
sitting on his Inp.
AND CAN SMILE
Clara—We women have to stand
a lot.
Claude—Not In the street car, If
you are pretty.
IN A HUDDLE
“How Is It one never forgets a
love affair?”
"Because that Is something one
learns by heart.”
IN A JAM
"George, dear, do you ever buy on
margin?”
"Never."
“Well, why don’t you? It seems
to be much safer to dabble around
the edge and avoid getting In too
deep.”
DIAGNOSIS
Grace—You really should give up
smoking; It alTects the heart.
George—15y that reasoning I ought
to give you up, too.
ENCOURAGEMENT
"Any changes for, the better In
football this season?"
“Yes. Understand that not more
than one ticket speculator will be
allowed to tackle a single patron at
the same time.”
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PEPPING UP
“You should take another vara
tion, old clinp."
“I suppose you think everything
benefits for a rest."
“Sure, even the calendar Is fresh
ened up by taking a month off.''
NEXT PATIENT
Grateful Patient—Doctor, I owe
my life to you.
Doctor—That's nil right, madam :
but I cannot take It in payment of
services.
FACTS AND FIGURES
Citizen—It's hard tu decide how
to vote. I think I'll have to choose
the lesser of two evils.
Candidate—Permit me to call
your attention to the fact that I
measure 5 feet 0, while my opponent
is a 0-footer.
NO NAPKIN
Housewife—Yes, 1 suppose I can
let you have a cup of coffee, ilovv
will you take it?
Tattered Tom — With breakfast'
please.
THE POINT
“You are the otdy girl 1 ever
loved."
“That's interesting, but not ma
terial. What I want to know Is, am
1 the only girl you are ever going
to love?"
TIME OUT
Educated Eddie—If I ever have
to choose a disease I’ll pick neu
rasthenia.
Wandering Pete—Wot s good for
It?
Educated Eddie—Complete rest.