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The Curse of Progress
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While Ladies Stood!
Mrs. Pewley (describing Mothers’
Meeting)—The place was so packed
that dozens of women were obliged
to stand. The rector was in the
chair.
Miss Warden—You surprise me!
The dear rector is usually so polite.
—Stray Stories Magazine.
Forgiveness
"You should cultivate a forgiving
nature.”
"I do.” answered Senator
Sorghum. “I’m obliged to. I’m
always willing to forgive a man who
didn’t vote for me at a recent elec
tion if he will change his mind be
fore the next one.”
A Long Vacation
"I haven’t seen your uncle for ten
years. Tell me, what has he been
doing all that time?”
"Ten years.”
So to Speak
"Thanks for the hug.”
"Don’t mention it,” the pressure
was all mine.”
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JUST SLIPS ALONG
“Ever notice what a light step
that cop has?"
“Oh, yes, he wear* cork-soled
shoes ”
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"That pretty singer out front must
use a good many stamps writing to
her admirers.”
“Oh, no, her voice carries hej
notes!”
AND EMPTIED OUT
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Optimist—There is always room at
the top.
Pessimist—Yes, and it would be
just my luck to find, after I got
there, that the blamed thing had
been turned upside down.
GET A HAMMER
Dealer—That statue is really
worth $100, but there being a little
chip off here, I will sell it to you for
$80.
Customer—Can't you break off an
other little chip and let me have it
for $00.
ON THE GREEN
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“What sort of golf does Jones
play?”
“Reliable. If he’s your partner
you can always depend on him to
leave the burden of winning to you.”
NEEDS THE PROOF
Teacher — Do you know that
George Washington never told a lie?
Bright Pupil—No, ma’am; I only
hear it.
HIS BASS SOLO
“What was the feature of the con
cert last night?”
“Jimmy Bass sang ‘Rocked in th#
Crade of the Deep.’ "
JUST A HABIT
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"Has your cook been with you
long?”
"With usl She’s been against us
almost from the start.”