The Nome Nugget
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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION x Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
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FISHY
Eel—Your children all seem so
Ignorant.
Mrs. Shad—You are mistaken,
they were all brought up In a
“school" of fish.
“So the doctor said that outside
of a little cold you were as sound
as a dollar?"
“Yes, I had previously told him
that was all I had.”
WRONG TRACK
“My speech last night fell flat.”
“You told me you had rehearsed
it until you could say it backward
or forward."
MI had. But I started it back
ward and couldn’t switch."
NO SKIDDING
Jim—What la your masculine
IdealT
Jane—A man who has both sand
and dust.
TELLING HIM
Mr. Songster—I sing entirely by
ear.
Miss Sweet—I hardly thought one
could make such frightful noises
with one’s mouth.
THE HIGH COST
“Is It a privilege to know Short r
“Yes, an expense, also.”
OUGHT TO KNOW
"Brown must be a sinner.”
“Why?”
”1 heard hb wife say be was no
saint.”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES"
Clarice Is Soon Cured
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INFERIOR COMPLEX
“What would you do If I should
kiss you?”
“I wouldn’t let you kiss me.”
“Well, It’s a nice subject to dis
cuss, anyhow.”
SEASONABLE
“Why do all women wear their
summer straw hats during bleak
winter weather?”
“Ho, that’s easy! So they can
put on their fur and velvet ones In
the heat of July and August.”
BOLONEY
Jack—Let's be engaged.
Jessie—Very well, but who will
you get engaged to?
SURE ENOUGH
• “You look like a plain tramp.”
“That's what I am, sir. I’m not
hiking through the world as a spe
cial Investigator of anything, nor
on a mission of any kind."
OR A HIGH ONE
"Pa, what does tempting fata
mean?”
“Tempting fate, my son, means
wearing a derby hat In snowball
time.”
ABOUT AS BAD
“Why la Mr. Lobster so red of
late? Surely he hasn’t been caught
and boiled.” _
"Oh, no, but lt*t about the same
thing, his wife keeps him In hot
water all the time.”