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Nome Alaska * MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Poblisher
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OH, HO! UH, HU
' Society Dame—Oh, doctor. I'm so
sorely troubled with ennui.
Doctor—H’ml Why don’t you in
terest yourself In finding out how
the other half lives?
Society Dame—Gracious no, I*ni
not looking for a divorce.
OH, OUCHt -
Teacher—An heirloom Is some
thing that has been handed down
from father to son. Johnny, give
me a sentence with the word heir
loom In It.
Johnny—My pants are an heir
loom.
FORESIGHT
Suitor—Do you know why your
sister won't become engaged to me?
Tommy—She’s already engaged to
three fellows an' she says she
wants at least one who’s willing to
spend a cent now and then.
MEAN OLD THING
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She—I’ve seen the mows of Just
twenty-one winters.
He—How many winters have yon
spent in the South?
"I found a $10 bill this morning."
“That shows you are lucky. Hare
a gift for finding things."
“My gift stuck by me too long.
Next I found the owner."
GOOD FISHING »
Teacher—Can yon tell me the
function of the pores of our bodies,
Tommy?
Tommy—They are the things we
use to catch cold with.
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INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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should I RUT OFF I "Think ^
»aawn(5 the garden I You should
*0R A WEEK OR. «=/ get busy
— —I SO 2* J=j Now AND
J>ONt be silly— U.
THE FIRST THING*
To DO IS SPADE
THE- GROUND
THEM i ThiNK I'LL
ALLOW ToU To DO
THE PI anting- {
TOL) ALWAYS ALL RIGHT—
CRITICIZE MY I J AND , CAfJ V_
SELECTION Op J / CHOOSE WHAT
SEEDS AND / Ocr,cTARItC
PLANTING—So V/EGEJACLEj
NOW I’LL GVE. You) 1 WANT? -
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(-r~r plamt nasturtium^
\ phlox, Poppies,
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LAWS COTTA TAKE
ITS COURSE I-J
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Cj?HE SCIENTIST
IS UNAWARE
THAT THE
COVE GANG
RIFLED THE
Dentists office
And substituted
A SCURR1 LOUS
LETTER of THEIR
OWN COMPOSlTlOM
FOR THE
PROFESSORS
MESSAGE WHEKl
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the Dinosaur’s
TOOTH ...TWEy ALSO
APPROPRIATE D
THE BANKNOTES
THE SCIENTIST
LEFT IN PAYMENT
SURE, ILL- TELL VOU WHAT THIS \ I#1
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TOOK IN CHARGE FOR BURCLARy ‘\\\‘\\
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PUT OUT YOUR HANDS.-1|[ |||
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES**_ Speaking Of Reducing..
/ NOW WHAT DO yoo T WHAT OW "TH' <?ROC<3R
/ SUPPOSE «S KEEPinGr EARTH KEPT HAD A TOUOM
I THAT MAH 9 ALL 1 ASKED you -So TIME FiHDlMO
Him to do was* Cro to lono. ? Th RedocihEt
\ *TH‘ CORNER AKID <SET a BREAD ■
\ Loaf of redocine- tt—y—
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you SAP!: THIS \ /LISTEN, AW6€L\ / he TOLD me THey
I5MT REDUCING- \l FACE — HE \ / HAn/E REDUCED TH‘
BREAD I SAID THfVT WAS \ ( SIZE OF THIS LOAF
TAKE IT BACK 5? / TH' VER-/ BEST I * V ^OJR TIMES IK -SIK
REDUCING;, BR©W ’ ^ MONTHS V-y
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“He talks a lot about being he4r
to a million.”
' “Hot air.”
ENCOURAGEMENT .
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Miss Jones—I wish I could re
duce about twenty pounds.
Miss Brown—Never mind. Style*
In figures change so often, yours
will be In vogue some time If you
live long enough.
OR SOMETHING
“I hoar Newlywed pushed his
mother-in-law In the river.”
“Trying to drown bis troubles,
eh ?”
NEED A CHANGE
Ile-^M firry me and I promise to
spend every evening with you.
She—That would be too much
like being engaged to you.
HEH, HEH
“Why do they say the tlrst year
of married life Is always the most
difficult?”
“I guess because It .takes about
that long for a woman to get ac
customed to hearing her Ideal
snore.”
ARITHMETIC
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He—It takes two to make a quar
rel
She—One and ft half—a woman
and her better half.
JUST RIGHT
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"Do you know, I heard Mayme
Brown’s engagement ring Is pasts."
"How perfectly lovely and appro*
prlate. You know her fiance Is a
paperhanger.”
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