Norma Jean Anderton And Gary W.
Nevinger To Exchange Vows In May
Miss Norma Jean Anderton
Mr. and Mrs. Odell Anderton of
Trinidad, Calif., have announced
the engagement of their daughter,
INorma Jean, to Gary W. Nevinger,
son of Leslie E. Nevinger of Fill
more, New York, and Mrs. Agnes
Higley of Caneadea, New York.
Miss Anderton is a 1962 gradu
ate of Utah State University. Mr.
Nevinger is a 1962 graduate of
Owen Offers Bill
On Big Game Kills
Hunters who legally kill an elk
but are unable to recover all edible
portions of the animal withdut an
unreasonable expenditure of time,
effort and money would be re
quired to pay $200 to compensate
the state under the provisions of a
measure introduced by Sen. A1
Owen of Uganik and John B. Cog
hill of Nenana.
Under provisions of the bill the
fee for an elk would be $200; a
deer, $50; a sheep, $75; a goat, $75;
a caribou, $75; a moose, $200; and
a bison, $400.
Fremlin Here For
Loan Bank Study
In town again this week was
Howard Fremlin, assistant secre
tary and branch manager of the
First Federal Savings and Loan
Association of Anchorage.
He is here exploring the possi
bilities of First Federal opening a
branch office in Kodiak. Fremlin
said he is completing plans for the
charter request, and looking over
the community to determine home
construction costs and needs.
First Federal Savings and Loan
Association has been chartered in
Anchorage since 1955, and operates
branches in Spenard and Kenai ct
present.
DON’T TAMPER WITH ’EM
Chief of Police R. E. Vickery an
nounced this week that if anyone
is apprehended tampering with
parking meters that they will be
brought into court for their actions.
He also said that they will take
only one coin at a time.
Mirror classifieds bring results.
Buffalo Siate Teacher’s College.
Both are teachers at the KodiaK
Independent schools.
The couple plan a May wedding.
Russian Church
Dinner Will Offer
Traditional Food
A dinner featuring traditional
Russian foods will be served in the
Russian Orthodox Church base
ment on Sunday, Feb. 24.
Serving will begin at 11 a.m.
and continue until 7 p.m. at a
charge of $2 for adults and $1 for
children with a special family
ticket price of $6.
— Kodliak Kapsuies —
(By BUI Mason)
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your 12 children are under the
age of eight.”
“Oh,” smiled the applicant,
“he comes back every so often to
tell me how sorry he is for leav
ing.”
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DAFFYNITIONS
BORROWER: One who ex
changes hot air for cold cash.
CUBA: A land where they raise
cane to make rum and to drink rum
to raise Cain.
CRACK SALESMAN: The fel
low who can sell American tran
sistor sets in Japan.
ib *
Since yours truly has been re
ferred to a “beat-up old has
been” we can’t resist telling you
about the newspaperman who
was sent out to round up some
opinions of “the man on the
street” concerning modern
women.
The first person he questioned
was a man who had just cele
brated his 100th birthday.
“I’m afraid I can’t be of much
help to you,” the oldster replied
regretfully. “I stopped thinking
of women almost three years
ago.”
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At the Montmartre we hear of
the fellow who walked into the bar
approached the bartender and Eaid:
“Give me a Scotch and soda.”
He was given one, drank it, put
down the money and started to
walk out the door. But first he
climbed up the side of the wall,
across the ceiling, down the wall
on the other side of the room and
then out the door.
Another customer walked over
to the bartender and said, “That
fellow’s a pretty peculiar nut, isn’t
he?”
“He certainly is,” the bartender
replied. “He never says good
night!”
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Then Karl tells us about the
father who took his five-year-old
son aside and was telling him
about the birds and bees. In re
turn his son told him about men
and women.
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Up on Rezanoff the fellow
next door went to his neihbors to
find her in tears. She was crying
up a storm.
“Mi's. Johnson,” ne asked solici
tiously “what happened? Why are
you sobbing so?”
“You didn’t hear?” she asked
“John came home last night. He
pulled into the driveway, and in
the garage he had a heart attack.
They just took him away this morn
incr 99 *
“Oh dear, Mrs. Johnson,” replied
her sympathetic listener. “That’s
just terrible. John was such a
sweet guy. What a nice man. Every
body loved John. He was . . . listen,
did he mention anything to you
about a small can of white paint?"
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Don’t forget to set aside Feb.
25 for the Benny Benson Fund
White Elephant Sale at the Arm
ory, and if you have any White
Elephants around (excluding
your husband), of course, bring
them on down to the Kodiak Mir
ror office next to Naughton’s.
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We don't suppose there has ever
been a monument or statue raised
to the fellow who invents a new
tax. They have taxes on our in
comes, on our food, our gasoline,
and if you are a merchant they
even slap one on the stock you
have. As a matter of fact, we can’t
think of a thing that isn’t taxed.
Once while living in Chicago we
ran across a new gimmick, “a
wheel tax”—in other words you
pay 50 cents per wheel for each
wheel on your car. Don’t know if
this applies to tricycles and bi
cycles or not.
And if any of the City Dads are
listening. We’re only kidding.
She’ll Never Forget You
If You Send
A Corsage
A Dozen Roses
or
A Potted Plant
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