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IN TRAINING
“Why w:d you propose to her?"
“Wanted to get points on how to
refuse an offer and yet be sure of
having It offered again.”
SURE PROOF
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“I’m sure that Highflyer must
have been n waiter nt one time."
“Why so?”
“Watch him at dinner. He has
liis napkin over his arm halt the
time.”
JITTERS
"How did you come out In the
game last night?”
"I staked all and lost."
“How so?"
"Why, I had to loan everybody
money so they could get In."
LOST CAUSE
"My dear, what shall 1 buy you
for your birthday?”
"Consult your Jeweler. He knows
pretty well what my tastes are.”
"And did you tell him anything
about my flnnnees?”
OH, THE CASH
“I know he’s rich, but he’s such a
horrid old man I don’t see how
Grace could marry him.”
“Because there’s no other way to
be his widow, my dear."
HE’S A WOW
First Soph—We ought to get that
young freshman from Oklahoma on
the team.
Second Soph—Why?
First Soph—The boys tried to
haze him last night and six of them
ere In the hospital today.
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SMATTER POP—He Couldn’t Convince Him«elf _ _ _By C. M. PAYNE
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THE ODDS
“Do you think smoking agrees
with you?
“Yes, hut my wife won't agree
with me.”
Kabblt—What's the cause of your
grouch?
Turtle— You'd have a grouch too
if your wife wauled to use you for
a washboard.
WINDJAMMING
Politician—Your constituents are
criticizing you for not expressing
an opinion.
Candidate—Yes, but not as much
as they would criticize the opinions
if I expressed them.
SURE POP!
Candidate—Hail good news this
morning. Mr. Jones said he Is go
ing to support me.
Friend—-But his support doesn't
amount to much.
Candidate—Very true, but Jones
is one of those fellows who is care
ful not to commit himself until he
is on the winning side.
WAS HIS FACE RED?
Dorothy (who lias been walking
ai)—Let's sit out tlie next dance.
Arthur—Why I thought you were
mid of dancing.
Dorothy—I nm.
DETOUR
She—When father comes In tell
aim you love me.
lie—Let’s wait—I feel so at peace
with the world tonight.