The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
BRAVO!
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“Mr. Brown Is so chivalrous.”
“Did he save your life?"
"No; but when thnt shower enrne
on yesterday he rushed for an um
brella and saved me from getting
my bathing suit wet.”
UP-TO-DATE
Weary William—De millionaire*
have delr troubles, jiard. Look at
de hard times dey have dodging
taxes.
Tattered Tom—Yes, dey have al
most as hard a time as we do dodg
ing work.
MUCH IS LOST
■' ~ —1
“I cun never be yours. I will re
turn your presents."
"All very fine. But who's going
to return all those clgnrs 1 bought
your father and all those quarters I
gave your little brother?"
ACCORDING TO HOYLE
"Ever see a game of polo?"
“Saw one once upwin a time, but
It must have been a fierce one, ns I
got the Iren It was against the rules
to hit the ball.”
LIBERAL GIVER
"And Mr. Jones refused to make
u contribution to your very worthy
charity ?"
“Yes. He actually said that If he
hud the money to give away he’d
give It to his grocer on account.”
OLD DOC FORCEPS
"The man In that office can sa.v
what be likes without fear of being
contradicted.”
"Wbo’s her
”A dentist” , «
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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women S . A euTTIRFLy-BUT THE WAY
> who want To Be SHE GOES THROU6H MV CLOTHES r
'A. NIGHT owls T I ' WHEN SHE COMES HOME SHE'S
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ME BEAT IVBRY TRUeI IF IT WAS
PAY— AN' THEY ip THlN< TOJ
SATA MON Y'iMKS wAS HALF
Be-THER ApTteR. STARVED ALL
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Ol HAVE To- 'Hfc e
S’MATTER POP—Ambrose^ Helpful Hint_By C. M. PAYNE
L_— — A
BOBBY THATCHER— Doctor Pullem.... By GEORGE STORM
WITH THAT TOOTH
THE SKULL. OP THE
Dinosaur would BS
PRACTICALLY INTACT...
is IT POSSIBLE, SIR,
THAT VOU WOULD
take advantage OP
MY POSITION TO
DEMANO AN
OUTRAGEOUS PRICE
“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES"___Eddie Kept Quiet
GOOD FISHING
She—Yeg, I wag sinking for the
third time when he rescued me
and brought me to land.
He—And I then I suppose you
"landed" him.
COMPETITION
“The circus has a lot of new
thrillers."
"Trying to compete with the mov
ies, I s'pose."
BOTH MAY BE RIGHT
"Whnt'8 the difference between a
pessimist and an optimist?”
“That's easy—a pessimist acts the
way he feels, while an optimist acts
the way he thinks he ought to feel.”
EDUCATION HELPS
"Do you think a college education
pays?”
"Sure it does. My son Is earning
a day In a stone quarry, all be
cause of the practice he got whllo
In college ns a hammer thrower."
NEEDS NO MATCHES
“What has become of that son of
yours, who wns going to set the
world on fire one of these days?"
"He has gone In the Ice business.”
SAVE THE SAMPLES
“Shall we give samples of cloth to
ladles who are thinking of order
ing swlmlmng suits?”
‘1 guess so, but cut them small.
Ws don’t want 'em to use the sam
ples to make the suit.”