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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
SOME HOPE
“Do you believe marriage brings
sympathy?"
"Most assuredly. 1 believe every
woman feels sorry for some othei
woman’s husband.”
BEFORE AND AFTER
g “Don’t you think people’s taste
In reading changes?"
“Yes. Before marriage a girl
reads Omar Khayyam. After, she
reads a cook book.”
SILLY QUESTION
“Where do you suppose baseball
umpires go when they die?”
"It depends largely on whethei
they follow the advice of the
bleacherltes."
# "You say Flntall has hydropho
bia?”
“Yes, he wns bitten by a mad
dogfish.”
REAL LUCK
"Hello, Dodds! Any luck yester
day when you were fishing?”
"Great! I was away when six
Mil collectors called.”
w P’S AND Q’S
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► “The Smiths are happily married,
•11 right."
“What makes you think so?"
“He talks back Just enough to
keep their arguments Interesting.’
AND FREE AIR
Shem—What are the folks kick
ing about, father?
Noah—Some of them want to
know If there la a garage with the
ark.
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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HIS HUNCH
Wifey—You're spending too much
money foolishly on tobacco I
Hubby—What's the trouble—do
I’ou want a new dress?
BROWS AND BROWS
"Do you think there Is any
chance of our breaking Into the
smart set here?”
"By smart-set (lo you meat
high brow or low-ncek?”
OLD FOGY
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"What in the world made yon Jilt
Kalph?”
"< >h, he got on my nerves, a)
ways asking permission to kiss me.’
Professor—Jly geological work
keeps me away from home most of
the time.
Farmer—Waal, 1 alius thought It
wuz dam foolishness, but I see
they be suthin’ to It arter all—
(lunimed ef they ain’t 1
WELL POSTED
“Pa, what did Damon and
Pythins do thnt made them so fa
mous?”
"I don’t remember now, but 1
think they were a winning battery
that some manager found in one of
the bush leagues.”
EASY
Mrs. B.—I hate to gossip about
people and yet I don’t like to go
10 >und In society as a prude.
Mrs. W.—No need to say a thing,
my dear. Just elevate your eye
prows at the proper point and you'll
jet along.