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UH, HUH
"Does Evelyn's new gown At her
figure?”
"It fits what she wants people to
think la her figure."
THE EVIDENCE
“One of my youngsters got after
the Jam In the pantry yesterday."
"Could you detect the culprit?”
"Yes, ray wife has thumb prints
of all the children."
ALWAYS TALKATIVE
“Lots of things go without Baying,
you know."
“True, but scandal Isn’t one of
them."
OH, MR. JEWELER
“How Is that hen at hatching
eggs?"
“A perfect Jewel.”
“In that case I'd get her a set
ting.”
UP-TO-DATE
He—You don’t believe In long en
gagements, do you?
She—I prefer two short ones SDy
time.
ADOPTED
Tom—My ancestors were all peo
ple of brains.
Mary—You must have been dis
inherited.
HIS ORDERS
Diner—Thli Isn’t a very good
looking piece of meat.
Walter—Well, you erdered a plain
•teak.
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
yES avamma, A nr-rue
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THE FEATHERHEADS .-feftSSL. Fanny Scores One
!
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1 If vvwat was The ipea -■ ;
I! 11II |r or -telling them all ; 'j
I||l i AtfOuT MV AFFAIRS *? j [I
I I'l you ^AVE r° i!,!
i J IIII A answer All Those J\\ |
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Ji* —AMP VOU KEPT om ''j
SC.IUN& THIUOS e^EM J
VJHGM THey WEREN'T \
Pumpiws you — ^Hy PoY'-f j
V you -rmtlK before You ,
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Vf/plL, IP ye?cJ ALWAVS
P\P -THAT— HOW •►J tHF.
W Oft UP COULD WO>J CAJRR/
OKJ A CONvEltSAtiON • ?
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE The Age of Innocence
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that caar. turru th' S
CORNER I SOMEBUPPY /
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PON'f VEZ. WER
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THAT CORNER. Ol 5EZ. To MES6LF,
SEZ oi " FIFTY AT LEAST"
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HOW UMGALLANT OF
Yocl, OFFICER.—
I KnOiN— IT'S
THS HAT THAT
makes ms
look; so OLD
HIM ./
BOBBY THATCHER-A Reasonable Offer_By GEORGE STORM
\T HE TOWN'S interest
L±KiN BOBBVi EXHIBIT
0» the dinosaur’s
skull. hao begun
TO WANE WHEN PROP
Albert petti bons
appeared upon
the scene...
WE HOW PlND
BOBBV AMO THE
SCIENTIST
DISCUSSING TERMS
for the ACQUISITION
OP THE SKULL. By
THE MUSEUM OP
natural HISTORY
OOnV SEE f THAT IS EMINENTLY ^
how i coulo j pair, ano as your,
take less ngn \ aunt owns the
THAN FORTY PASTURE WHERE THE
dollars for. ) discovery was mads
THEM SHULL ' SHALL SEE HER
BONES W ABOUT LEASING IT FOR
professor' /> further research
5?
WELL, IT’S YOURS NOW
ANO I'll PI* you A <j]
receipt for the money-.
ALL THAT WE FOUND OF
THE SKULL. IS THERE EXCEPT
FOR a BIG TOOTH I SOLD/
TO DOCTOR POLLED, THE
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r SOLO one OP. THE TEETH' M
I'LL. GO TO HIS OFFICE I
IT5’ it must be Retrieved ) '■
|l|( at once' —
better go with
you • ' think He\-L
LETCHA HAVE IT
FOFR WHAT HE RA.II
FOR IT..^
SWATTER POP—A Tip For The Clothing Merchant* By C. M. PAYNE
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” _ The Simple Things Of Life
I IMAGINE Me PUAVlMCj APOUMD
I WITH 6WEMDOLYM MONTMORENCY
I De PIPP - OH eoY!!! AMO I
\ THlNJK THAT SOCIETY BABY
1.1K6S Me .too;
AH.GWEMNV DEAR- V^eS EDD^E^
RIGHT ON TIME AMD YOU \ '
LOOK. SO Ki'CE AMD SIMPLE - I P/<V ,S ALWAVS
I'M GLAD YOU DONT / A<SK‘M<2’ MG
V/EAR A LOT OF J "r& WEAR MV
JEWELRY — yf JEWELS - BUT I
-—-"l like the simple
y l THIMGS OF
LIFE —
_
V CANAPE OF CAVIAR,. TURTLE .
(Soup, filet of sole MAR&ueRV, \
BREAST OF PHEASANT UNDER. GLASS. \
ASPARAGUS VINAIGRETTE, CREPES )
SUSETTE - AMD A DEMI-TASSE- I
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HELPFUL
"What would yon do If I should
refuse to marry you?"
"See If I could And some other fel
low who would he willing to propose
to you."
SOME GIRLS
"She says she wouldn’t marry the
best man on earth. I’lenty of girls
say that. Idle talk, ch?”
"Oh, I don't know. Some girls
mean It when they are looking for
wealth."
CHANCE TO WIN
Mrs. Brown—Clarence DeBroke
lias bad dreadful luck at bridge
lately.
Mrs. Smith (eagerly)—You don't
say? Dear me! 1 must Invite 1dm
out before It changes.
HOT SHOT
Vncant-Eyed Youth (effusively)—
Don’t you think to be nbsent-mlnd
ed In a terrible affliction?
Miss C'nustique (crushingly)—Yes
especially when It's chronic.
Mr. Titewnd—If you mnrrled i *
for my money, why do you want a
divorce?
Ills Wife—Because I have decid
ed that that Is tiie easiest way to
get what I married you for.
THE DIGGER
"Don't yot* And gardening a splen
did exercise?"
“Yes, for the nmn I hire to do
?.he digging."
NEXT NUMBER
Mr. Pee Wee—My fiancee’s father
seems to think she's marrying a
fool, but he's wrong.
Miss Pert—Why? Are you going
to break the engagement?