The Nome Nii^et
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
APPLE INCLUDES CORE
“His love for her la the core of
the situation.”
"Ought to be—she's the apple of
his eye.”
BEHIND THE TIMES
“Fair one, come flee with me. I
have tlie finest motor boat In the
state.”
"Never. You are out of date. The
handsome lieutenant has asked me
to fly with him. He owns an air
plane."
A TRAGEDY
First Artist—Yes, hang It I 1 lost
my palette knife yesterdny.
Second Artist—Great Scott! What
do you eat with now?
NATURAL BREEZES
Fat Lady—So you don't work In
the sideshows during the summer
months?
Whirling Dervish—No, I hire my
self out to people that can't procure
an electric fan.
OF COURSE THEY HAVE
Johnny — Dad, hnve baseball
coaches got wheels?
Dnd—Most of ’em hnve, John.
SURE ENOUGH
“What a pity It Is thnt the pitch
er for the home team Is go wild."
“Single man, lgn’t he?"
“Yes, I guess so. But what has
that got to do with It?”
“Well, If he were to get married.
I fancy that might steady him down
a bit"
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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WITH QUITE J V MYSELF j—^
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SAV To MRS. if BOUMCEBOHE OP HER
STuRNE ? SHE ] SLAMS BACK AT
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You WERE QUITE j AY. HASTY A.S
_. RUPE r-/ HER HUSBAMD/_
WHO, MAJOR. ^ IS HE? PiDM t
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particularly f about The Time
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BOBBY THATCHER—A Pleasant Journey!__By GEORGE STORM
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AN INSULT
■‘Lton't, weep, Willie, youse couldn't
help It.”
"I know, but I hadn't touched’
wnter for ten years, an' den ter
be kicked off'n a train Inter a creek.
Boo-hoo! DIs Is too much, too
much !"
NEW VERSION
“I’lease, sir, me gran'mother—"
“ll’m, yes, I know that old story,
she's dead and—’’
“No, sir. Me gras'mother wants
me to git ofT an' take her to de hall
game."
NOT THAT KIND
She—1 want you to understand
I’m not the kind of n girl you think
I nrn.
lie—Gosh! Atul I thought you
were awfully sweet.
THE WHYS OF TENNIS
“Why do they call It a tennis
court? Is It because there’s so much
courting goes on there?”
“I suppose so, and also because
there Is so much ‘love’ In it.”
GRAND AND GLORIOUS
“Well, old man, how does It feel
to be married to an heiress?’’
“Just like working in a sub treas
ury.”
TOUCHING
“Tliut melodrama by the lobster
troupe seemed to affect the whales
very much.”
“Yes. It doesn't lake much to
make a whale blubber."