The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
BUSY AS A BEE
"That office hoy of yours has n
thoughtful cast of countenance."
"You bet he has. He's always
thinking up some new excuse for
getting away to the ball games.”
IT’S NOT BEING DONE
Jack (ardently)—Be mine, dear,
mine forever.
Jill—Oh, Jnck, how dreadfully old
fashioned you nre.
THEY STAYED HOME
Mrs. Jones—Why do you all stay
In the house so much, Mrs. Brown?
Mrs. Brown—I’ll tell you, Mrs.
Jones. We pay an enormously high
rent for this house and want to
stay In It enough to get our money's
worth, you see.
LOSS OF COLOR
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"What’s Annette worrying about?
She seems to have lost color since
last night."
“That's precisely It—a big hoi of
It, and It’s so expensive, too."
Wide—Women are to be found,
let me tell you, In all kinds of busi
ness !
Hubby—Quite true—Including all
those that are not their own.
STARTING HIM UP
Mr. Cltlmnn—What are you twist
ing that mule's tnii for?
Mr. Talltimber—He ain’t got no
self-starter so I gotta crank him up.
MONKEY BUSINESS
"What s your uncle doing?"
"He's a collector for a gentleman
with a music box.”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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THE FEATHERHEADS _Sharp, Too
SPEAKING- OP 'well—that's MUCH HAH11 You SURE |f "THERE'S MY WIFE / WHAT A PR&TTy S' f TEASE. 1
FISHING NOW, I BIGGER THAN A GeT qFF SOME .TALKING To PRESS, MY PBAR- / (JO_ , SUPPOSE /" .77VTT
READ THAT THE WOMAN'S 3uT The CLEVER. ONES. \ ANOTHER WOMAN I'VE NEVER. SEEN ^ioT— I ONLY I ^=ALL !
tongue op a 'average Female'S feli*— but You're j — Let’s edge , you wear, it wear it to V, and who e>©^
67-foot e>uiEi Tongue- carries r,ght_ women ' over.and listen teas r~ ( You YEAse < J
.WHALE: WEIGHS more WEIGHT CAN DO A LOT OF To YHEiFR^ '— --' y
A TON THAN THAT DAMAGE WITH CONVERSATION ^ \
-7,-' THEIR TONGUES, J ' .\ _
FINNEY OF THE FORCE Wonder Child
Good marmim to tei, mrs wren— i ,---N j suurae
om resr af-ther helpin' th- ' r1 1 ^.^ aTshe is ,
CHIL'RUM ON THEIR WAY T SCHOOL / 0tl^ t SMART ^AN
-AN' HOW LONG WiLL IT BE -Till YER iAR FINNEY— BuT SHE S \ A SMART A■ •
LITTLE WAN WILL BE going- r NERY BRIGHT—WHY she S AN ^HuTJAOGHT
THERE 2 I-—^ NOT ONLY CAN SPELL HER HER NAME 3E‘
~—' NAME—BUT SHE CAN EVEN ,
---- lAtiT SPELL IT BACKWARD.*- // /
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BOBBY THATCHER-Admission: Ten Cents. By GEORGE STORM
— THIS IS THE SKULL BONES OF A VOU KNOW ME, ym*“"/WHAT’S THE USE IN THIS JC3 )
T~ TVR-RAN-O-SAU*2-US ... THAT ME 'bt TUBS'/ TUBBy..- AINTCHA Y NOT * FOR WHAT | GET OUT OF IT..- N
Butler ouc up out of a gravel pit while we was the idea, gonna uet unless ever kid in town’s OOnna be )
CHASIN'A WOODCHUCK WHEN IT WAS ALIVE 0-stj— pAI MB. V BUTCH I/A VOU COT I SORE AT ME
IT STOOD AS HIGH AS OLD SETTLER^ MALI-OiDNT I ) ,N’ jnr^l TEH CENTS, / I'LL GET ME A
IT LIVED ABOUT THE TME OF --r-->/ U=Y0 u,M ^ ^ /1 \ AINT - > DOG AND POP
COL- UM. BUS AND THE * J?****-^* l J i BEFORE t GO
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES”__ _A Popular Man
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BOWERS IS TAXING \ tK'C>6ED'S'R
US ALL DOWNI to l1 WAS "rHeRE
HVTONA BEACH FOR WTH TW DUKE
A MONTH • EVER |0F_CAMEMeERT
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/^THREE HOTELS , TWO BANKS^X ' HM - TH’ HOTELS, BAMkS, AM
/ A TAILOR, AMD FOUR WIDOWS \ TAILOR AREKJ'T SO BAD, BUT
l WAS ALL OUT LOOKIM' FOR. J I HOPE THOSE FOUR WIDOWS
\ HIM, SiR!! J \ NEVER CAU6HT THS /
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AN ACROBAT
"You sny he's crooked?"
“Crooked 1 Why, he'd make a lend
pencil look like a corkscrew."
NOT EVEN OVAL
! .-—-,
Hungrj I»lncr—Walter, will tlie
griddle enkes be long?
Walter—No, sir, round.
JUST AS EASY
"Edna, 1 don't see how you can
be eo naughty.”
"Why, nuntle. It Isn't a bit diffi
cult.”
POPULAR PLACE
“You say you lost your money on
Wall Street?"
“Yes, there was a hole in my
focket."
NO CHATTER
Ilarber—How will you hare your
hair cut, sir?
Victim—Without any mention of
the races, please.
OUT OF DATE
Jack—Can she keep a secret?
Maude — Yes, the disagreeable
thing.
USES HIS HEAD
"I slipped. Miss Sharpe, but never
fell from the balloon.”
"What kept you In the air, Mr.
Sapp—using your head?"
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