The Nome Nugget
Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publish
LANDING TIME
"1 suppose the Duke lias landed
estates?"
"Landed one every time lie mar
ried, but lie managed to run through
’em all."
WRONG NUMBER
Mr. Ladiesmun—Hollo, Babe!
The Telephone Girl Oft Duty—
Num'er please?
THE CUSTOM
“You seem to prefer the bench
to the piazza."
"Y’es; I prefer to be burnt by the
sun than roasted by the gossips.”
TIME LIMIT
eminent Artist—Here Is my latest
picture, "The Soul Kiss I"
Film Censor—Very flue. Itut you
mustn’t allow visitors to look at It
more than four seconds at n time.
NOBODY HOME
He—But why prolong the engage
ment?
She—You still have $200 left,
haven’t you?
HIGH MINDED
Wlfey—I saw the dearest little
hat today.
Hubby—That's Just like you—al
ways looking for the dearest Instead
of the moderately priced.
IF AND WHEN
“What’s the longest period of the
year?"
“From one pay day to the next.'
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
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WHAT HE AT VEZ. MRS
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Sergeant—You should see 0
new recruits; one of them mu
have hootl n bookkeeper.
Civilian—Why so?
Sergeant—fie Is always trying
nut his bayonet behind his ear.
BOOKKEEPING
“Oh, Tom. am 1 as dour to you
now as I was before we married?"
“Can't say, exactly. I didn't
keep account of my expenses then."
KNOWS HIS LINES
“That's a bright looking office boy
you've got,"
"Bright! Why, that boy has seen
every double-header and he hasn't
given me the same excuse twice."
JUST LIKE A MAN
“Is Tom conceited?”
“Wry. Ik* even imagines that
he looks well In Ids bathing salt.”
WILLING WILLIE
Weary—Say, lady, can 1 have one
of your apples"’
Farmer's Wife—Why. they won't
be ripe for six weeks yet.
Weary—Dot's all right. I ain't
In no hurry, I'll wait.
OH, MERCY!
“I told my wife she was a lemon
for not wanting to come bathing.”
"What did ahe say?”
"Said she would rather b# a
lemon than a beech nut" ,