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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE ANI) FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
AS TIME FLITS
Caller—Your husband has changed
so that I didn’t recognise him.
Mrs. D.—It Isn't that I've changed
husbands.
KITTY, KITTY
Hubby—If you don't like her why
do you always accept her dinner In
vitations?
Wlfey—I like to go and find fault
with everything she does.
NO USE
May—I didn't see you at the polls
today.
Maud—No, It was too provoking.
My gown-maker didn’t finish tny
voting costume In time.
FLUENTLY, TOO
“My wife speaks four languages.”
"Mine only finds time to speak
one.”
AND HOW
■ I _I
“He’s a man of fixed Ideas.”
“Yes. A polite way of calling him
bull-headed."
HE LIKES IT, TOO
I_M II II I_I
“That woman treats her husband
like a dog." '
"Poor tnan I"
"Oh, he likes it! She Is always
feeding and petting him.”
FOOLED AGAIN
“Is their married life happy?"
"Nothing else but She thinks
lie Is the wisest person on earth
and he thinks she is the most beau
tiful. Perfect, eh!”
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
THE FEATHERHEADS . The Lid Is Off
ALL RISHT! ALL
right/ You neep
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I PON T KNOW — BUT
I'LL GIVE IN—VoU
, A NEVJ HAT^
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BEEM so sweet iR WHO, ME f WELL
AS To SHOW AW BUT AH-AH —HOW
IMTEREST iW MY ^ ABOUT THAT
headgear— suppose I ONB BACK.
YOU SUGGEST THE THFRE ? ^
KlMD OF HAT THAT P [ THERE fj
YOU'D LIKE ME To J --
1 MAVe r&BLT (S'—
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NO/ THAT'S OUT THE'N. HOW
— NOBODY'S As BOUT THIS _|
WEARINS that ONS IN fromt?'
^STYLE NOvN^
GRACIOUS/ HOW STUPiD .
You ARt ABOUT HATS'
EVERY6oPT".S 'We’ARiNG
THAT TYPE//
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Yez. BE R.S.CHANCE, SeS-ohYes
NO DOUBT—I Ol OF COURSE-^—
raymimber seeiN' And what
YEZ AT TH' CAN I Do Foe.
station house You? _
Yez kin come 'Long- I/what? that
VNiT‘ ME — YER. \ MEANS t'LL HAVE
BONDSMON WiT'DSEld To STAY IN TAIL
YER BAIL—SoYeZ. r NOW — I WON'T
will have tgit J be able to
A NEW BAIL GET ANYONE FOR
BOND -/r-pL A COUPLE OF PAYS
>-A- AT LEAST
That be too Baap'T say-officer,
[T BE- A SHAME / COULD Tou <30
That a Cirtlemon ) alorg- to my
LOIRE Yez should S room WiTH me
HAVE T'BE LOCRED 'Till 1 GET MY
JAIL CLOTHES?
BOBBY THATCHER-Wearing Out His Welcome By GEORGE STORM
-TORE, professor, you’ll | iNTSRtsnwd e'"S^iIfs%-OF '
MAPTAiPAy mother - — ... ^^TemSS BB~RB J
dime - -THEVlRB all PICKED J
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f US KEEPS MEASURING THEM ^
I SKULL BOWES LIKE HE_J
I WAS ORDERIWG A SUIT C
V OUT OP A CATALOGUE _J
what's the
matter. NOW,
mister? voU
OOHT THINHC
it’s a pake,
Do vou?
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S’MATTER POP-—He Calls For A Count By C. M. PAYNE
“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” A Demonstration
f VOL) LOW BOUMOERV
/ I'LL TEACM VOO TO
I kick a de pevster
\ IN TH' FACE !•
jjfeC The AwocUtiJ
SHE MADE GOOD
"Stic said on her wedding day that
she'd go through everything for
him.”
"Well, I guess she has, I loaned
him a ten spot this morning."
NO ANESTHETIC
First Doctor—I performed a very
distasteful operation tills morning.
Second Doctor—Indeed I What
whs It?
First Doctor—A wealthy patient
made me cut something off Ills bill.
ABSOLUTELY
“I>o you think Mrs. Swell Is bring
ing up her (laughter right?”
“Indeed she is, iny dear! She
gnve the little thing a stuffed butl
dug to play with Instead of ft doll."
“TIME AND STUDY”
—
"W'luit happened to the pitching
staff?”
‘‘The club owner hired an eflicienry
export and he made them eliminate
nil waste motions.”
WE NEED ’EM
“Why do they call the time when
schools turn out the graduates com
mencement?”
“Because when the graduates talk
It Is then that the world commences
to learn something."
HER POOR GUESS
Mrs. Newlywed—When I married
you, I thought you had sown all your
wild ontg.
Mr. Newlywed—Think of your
mouey, my dear; It would have been
• shame net to Sturt another crop.