“A SMILE”
Krom the Laud of the
MIDNIGHT SUN
Nome, Alaska.
Hash House Repartee: “Hey,
Waiter, there’s a fly in the bot
tom of my cup. What does that
mean?”
“I don’t know. I’m a waiter,
not a fortune teller.”
Wife (tearfully): You have
broken the promise you made me
Hubby: Don't cry; I’ll make
you another. ■"
Do you, Air. Stacks, think that
a millionaire could go through the
the eye of a needle
I don't know. 1 will, however,
admit that my lawyers have drag
ged me through some very small
loop-holes.
Passenger: “But suppose my
Chute doesn’t open?”
: Pilot: “You'11 get down a little
quicker, that’s all.
Does your clog seem to care for
you ?
He sure does: I've sold him
three times and each time he
lias come back to me.
Lawyer: “Well, I am willing
to take your boy as niy office
boy. Is he truthful?”
Father: ”0ht yes, he Is truth
ful, but of course, he understands
that business' is business.”
Here Her, t lie man "’bo saved
liis all, for the day when the rain
and snow should fall: he knew
no pleasure, shared no game and
died before the blizzard came.
Mr. Goldstein: “Yes. lady, furs
have gone up a lot lately.”
Customer: “Why,”
Mr. G.: “Veil, lady, I suppose
it costs the animal more to live
than it used to.”
Waiter: "Customer says his
steak is too snail."
Mangaer: “Take it away and
bring it’ back on a smaller plate."
"Bobby, what did you do with
the shells of the peanuts you
were eat'.ng in the street car?"
Bobby: "Well. I didn't waut to
throw them on the Boor, so I put
them in the pocket of the man
sitting next to me."
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Uncle and neice stood watching
I he young folks dancing with gay
abandon at a modern party, i
I bet you never saw dancing
1 ke this back in the nineties,”
said the neice.
"Only once,” Uncle replied/"but
the place was raided.”
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"When my wife needs some
money she calls me handsome.”
"Handsome?"
"Yeah: hand some over.”
Down in Arkansas a man was
tried for assault and battery. The
state produced as evidence the
weapons used, a rail, a gun, saw
and r ile. The defendant’s coun
sel exhibited as the other man's
weapons a scythe blade, pitchfork,
pistol, dog, razor and hots.
After being out several hours
the Jury gave this verdict: "We, j
the jury, would have given a dol
lar to see the fight."
Teller
(Special Nugget Correspondence)
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Feb.
Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Olson of the,
Mission have just returned from
a several weeks trip to Igloo.
Miss Ethel Marx is visiting in
Teller for a few days.
The fresh water project of the
CWA has been completed and giv
es every appearance of being an ex
tremely beneficial piece of work.
Miss May Thompson and Mrs '
Charles Levan are Igloo vis tors
this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Gus O’Leary of j
Nome have been in Telle' for the ;
pa-t several da vs.
Mrs J. I. Anderson u ill at her
1* me lut experts to be put i.srain
vitiiij a few daj!,*'
No one in the Teller S.-!u of
wis absent or tardy last month.
This :s the first one hundred p :r
ceb* j.ttendance this year.
Wilbur Tweet. Paul Stafford Jr. :
and Grace Rlutehford ware the
flag winners in the February <vn
test.
Most of the boys have been out ■
hunting seals lately. There have
been thousands of seal along the
coast between Lost River and Ber~
ng. It is not unusual for one
man to get between twenty and
thirty a day.
.In order that subscribers will not
. e delayed in receiving the Satur
day Nugget, several honrs late,
it will ,be necessary that all
changes of regular advertisements
be in thle office not later thaa0 P. !
M., Thursdays, to Insure publica
tion in th« Saturday Issue.. Other
wise the change cannot be made
until the next Issue. -
TONIGHT
5 VALUABLE PRIZES
BEST SUSTAINED MAN
BEST SUSTAINED WOMAN
BEST SUSTAINED COUPLE
BEST SUSTAINED GROUP
DOOR PRIZE
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; SPECIALTY NUMBERS —~
_„ ‘ « > ' . . ' _ .. 1111 ' ’ • ' " " 1 -!11*—
ADMISSION DANCE FLOOR, $1.00
SPECTATORS IN 6ALLERY, 50 CENTS
(Dance Floor Reserved For Whites)
== MUSIC, 9:30 P. M' -
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Increased Gold Mining Activity In
Nome Section Assured in Spring
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OLD BEACH LINES WILL PROBABLY BE SCENE OF ACTIVITY