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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION 1 Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
THAT’S TELLING HER
“Grandma, were you with the cir
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“Of coarae not, my dear.**
“I heard pa lay that when yon
came to visit ns, we’d have an ele
phant on our hands."
ESCAPING GAS
"If I could get at the Qaa com
pany Td make 'em change their
tuna*
“From long to abort meter, I pro
euma”
POOR PICKING
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Wlfey (after the spat)—Ton
ahonid hare married some stupid,
credulous girl.
Hubby—Well, my dear, I did the
best I could.
PROGRESS
“So you art building a now bouse,
eh? How are you getting along
with ltr
"Fine. I’ve got the roof and the
mortgage on and I expect to have
, the furnace and the Sheriff In be
fore summer."
Doctor—before each meal take
a pinch of the medicine I will send
you, about the also of a seed.
Sick Farmer—Glover or peach?
DOWNFALL
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"What was the biggest mistake
you ever mad el"
"Thinking I woe too foxy to
make a big mistake;"
BRILLIANT
“Jonas Is vary polished, isn’t her
“Very. Everything he says re
flects on some one else. Evan his
head shines.”
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LADY,
BOBBY THATCHER-The Evidence By GEORGE STORM
HERBS THAT TOOTH, DOC...
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LETTER of credit' .you’re in J
CHARGE FOR BURCLARy AiND V
BEATlN' VOUR HOTEL BILL<^
STEP ALONG NOW
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te in iq Z<) my stocks paio
what's Me * 305,000 in
MATT€ DIVIDENDS, 0UT THIS
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NO FOOLIN’
"la your wife a philanthropist V
“Must be, the way she distrib
utes my money among her friends
at her bridge club."
TIME’S PRECIOUS
“Mother, Bob has asked me to be
his wife. What shall I do?"
“Consult Bradstreet and Dun, my
dear; also a competent lawyer and
your heart.”
SURE SHOT
"How do you know that he If a
great artist r*
"Why, he admits It.”
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FAR-REACHING
“What a pessimist he Is I"
"Yes, Indeed. Even misery shuns
his company.”
"Imitation Is the sincerest flat
tery.”
“Maybe; but I don’t like to have
a stenographer copy my mistakes
in grammar."
WORTH SOMETHING
T can’t loan me 910, can yon?"
“Right y' are, hot I onght t’ give
yon a dollar, I a’poae, for readln'
my mind ao well."
HONORED AT LAST
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Wlfejr—You have lied to me con
sistently over since I married you.
Hubby—You're the first person
ever gave me credit for being con
sistent