— Kodiak Kapsules --
(By Bill Mason)
(Continued From Page 1)
for dinner. Susie came down still
sobbing, and her father inquired,
“What did you say at that party
for you to be sent home.
“Not a thing,” Susie said, “I
tried to tell Mama that the G ...
D . . . party wasn’t until next
Saturday, but before I could say
a word she spanked me and sent
me to my room.”
• * * *
The youngsters in Kodiak aren’t
the only ones with problems. Alf
Madsen, one of Alaska’s best
known big game hunters, neatly
put a B-B pellet through the
Thermo-window of Leon (Ole)
Johnson who is, by the way, his
brother-in-law.
Alf explains it this way—“All
the bears are in hibernation and
it seemed pretty dull around the
neighborhood.”
Anyway we suspect Ole will get
a new window.
• * • •
A1 Hochberger, up at the Na
tional Bank of Alaska, explains
success in these words: “Writing
more deposit slips than checks.”
And a couple of “Not from
Websters” we like are:
GROUCH: A man who has
sized himself up and got sore
about it.
EMPLOYER: An executive
looking for men between 25 and
30 with 40 years experience.
* * * *
From an unimpeachable source
we have just learned that the local
PD Dept, was asked to tag ye edi
tor’s car in front of the Mirror
office after the submarine picture
appeared in the paper. The request
was made from the upper echelon,
but was ignored by the gendarmes.
• * * •
Hear tell of a local Volkswa
gen owner who was walking out
of the Mecca Liquor store
Wednesday carrying a fifth of
spirits.
He leaned over and placed the
bag in the passenger seat. Then
he carefully tightened the seat
belt around the bag and drove
off.
This Month
for the
Kodiak Elks
| JAN. 18
fi Lodge Night
JAN. 19
Family Steak Night
Adults $3.50
Children Vi Price
JAN. 20
Elks Breakfast
JAN. 23
Fun Night
JAN. 25
Initiation and Steak Night
JAN. 26
Cerebral Palsy Dance
JAN. 27
Elks Family Breakfast
* * * *
Greetings all you residents of
the “biggest, coldest, emptiest,
poorest and happiest” state in the
Union.
And the safest political prognos
tication of the year is that David
Brinkley will not move to Anchor
age to establish residence in order
to run for Congress in 1964.
* * * *
Hope Blackie Patterson, Basil
Clark and Jerry Redick don’t
get any ideas about that 60 cent
per gallon gasoline Brinkley
and his co-workers were talking
about on the TV show.
Rotary To Work
On Library Plan
Kodiak Rotarians have pledged
to do something about the library
facilities in Kodiak, and Tuesday
President Dr. Bruce Keers ap
pointed a committee of six mem
bers to work towards that goal.
The committee consists of Dr.
Bob Johnson, Attorney Roy Mad
sen, Bill Stone, superintendent of
the Baptist Mission, Postmaster
Bill Lamme and Dr. Bruce Keers.
Another committee was ap
pointed by the Rotary president to
work on the district conference
display. Members include Art
Brooks, A1 Hochberger and the
Rev. Lewis White.
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