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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION
TIME OUT
Mrs. U.—1 have been warning
Helen about allowing her husband
to pln.v so much baseball, now It's
made her a widow.
Mr. B.—Whut are you talking
about? There's nothing the matter
with him.
Mrs. B.—I tell you It hus finished
him. Tills paper says he was play
ing a game and died on base.
SMALL TIME STUFF
"Does your wife lecture you?”
"Me? Why, Marie wouldn't waste
her time lecturing to a little bit of
an audience like me.”
WOOF, WOOF!
"What's Elaine so puffed up about
these days? Has she contracted
an alliance?”
“Oh, no 1 She’s the owner of a
couple of prize winning dogs, that’s
all f
GET A LEMON
She—Yes, If there Is anything In a
person, travel will bring It out.
Me—Yes, especially ocean travel
PAPA KNOWS
"What will you say to your chil
dren when they are naughty?"
“Oh, I'll do like my father does.
I'll tell 'em how good I was when I
was a kid.”
GONE TO HIS HEAD
“You look so queer, Mr. Candle."
“Well, I do feel awfully light
headed 1"
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Tt> evade tessie
Hamburger.
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Luce To LEAVE,
But cannot as
he wow owes
Tessie a board .—
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He (passionately)—1 would go to
the end of the earth for you.
She (calmly)—Good by.
BANG!BANG!
“ltastus, If you want to prosper
In this world you must go to bed
with the chickens.”
"Yassar, I'se willin' to go to bed
wlf 'em, but de folks dnt owns
chickens ain't sufficiently trustful.”
BUSY OLD BOY
“He denies his wife nothing."
“Well, that's one way to avoid
trouble, If you can afford It."
WHA’S AT
Hilly—All: .Now confess? Wouldn't
’ou i.ke to be a man?
Tilly--Of course! Wouldn't youl
OUT O’ DATE
Old Gentleman—I believe you are
afraid of work.
Happy Wlllium—Afraid of Itl 1
ain't even acquainted wid It.
MISSED SOMETHING
"When I was at college 1 worked
so hard at ray studies that I didn'l
have any time for baseball.”
"Gee, Dad, you don't know whnl
you missed.”
MILK AND BANANAS
Poet — “Fashioned so slenderly’
—thus runs that beautiful poem.
Maid—I must read that poem. 1
Just love to read about ultra fash
louahle girls.
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