-- Kodiak Kapsiuiles —
(By Bill Mason)
(Continued From Page 1)
through Sept. 1 although some
were being routed via Anchor
age. . . Someone has asked the
question why doesn’t KEA have
a downtown office where you
can pay our bill (it's yours to
answer. Ole).
* * * *
It now develops that the oldest
war for which our government is
still giving pensions is that of 1812.
Hurrah! The Revolution is paid
for.
* * * *
Do you encounter problems
while trying to get underway on
a hunting or fishing trip? Here’s
one solution to the step-by-step
procedure:
1. Plan trip.
2. Talk to Wife.
3. Get reorganized.
4. Talk to Boss.
5. Get reorganized.
6. Talk to Wife.
7. Abandon trip.
8. Talk to self.
* * * *
LABOR DAY
Out on the Naval Base, they are
telling the story about the young
officer who is an expectant father.
He stopped in recently to talk to
the doctor about his problem of
insomnia.
Seems like the only pill the doc
tor had on hand was one used by
expectant mothers.
“Take one,” the doctor said, “but
I warn you that these are for labor
only.”
“My gosh,” the officer shouted,
“isn’t there anything for manage
ment anymore?”
¥ ¥ ¥ ¥
Down in that smaller state
with the name of Texas they
have come up with the informa
tion that Billie Sol Etses lists
S40 million in liabilities and $20
million in assets.
With that record, they’re not
sure whether to declare him
bankrupt—or Secretary of the
Treasury.
* * * *
It was Mark Twain who said it
and we’ll go along: “You don’t
have to remember anything when
you’re honest.”
* * * *
And you’re past the 40 mark if
you can remember: silent movies
and such stars as Tom Mix. Buck
Jones and William S. Hart as
well as the Saturday serials. . . .
If you wore a set of phone pieces
to listen to the radio. ... If you
were sure to pull up the spark
before cranking the Model T. • - •
If you can remember when hair
cuts were 50 cents and a shave
only 25 cents. . . . Every house
hold had a curling iron and a
hand operated wringer. . . . The
chewing gum and candy slices
had pictures of baseball stars. -
... If you ever bought prunes,
rice or beans in the bulk and
pickles from a barrel. . . . When
Columbus Day was a holiday in
school. . . . When each youngster
had his turn at saying Grace at
the dinner table. . . . Your fa
vorite comic strips were Mutt
and Jeff, or the Katzenjammer
Kids. ... If you can recall such
cars as the Star, the Essex, the
Marmon or the Auburn.
* * * *
TIME SAVER
To save you the bother of refer
ring to our billfold, we’ll just re
port that the faces of these gen
tlemen feature large denomination
U.S. bills:
Benjamin Franklin, $100; Gro
ver Cleveland. $1,000; James Mad
ison. $5,000; and Salmon P. Chase,
the $10,000 bill.
♦ * * *
IMPRESSIONS: (Of the fa
vorable type) The sweet peas in
the Emil Norton yard along the
road to the dock. . . . The attrac
tive garden of Marian Lynch.
. . . The abundance of salmon
berries in the Island Lake area.
. . . The extreme friendliness of
the clerks in the Kodiak stores
(with one or two exceptions).
. . . The valiant, but often futile,
efforts of Kodiakans to raise
produce. . . The spirit which
neighbors help other neighbors
in their home construction proj
ects. . . . Those of unfavorable
nature will come in for attention
next week.
WATERFOWL REGULATIONS
Alaska Department of Fish and Game
Daily Possession
Species: Open Season Bag Limit Limit
Game
Ducks Sept. 1-Dec. 14 5 10
Exceptions or explanations: No open season for canvasback and
redhead ducks.
Old Squaw,
Harlequin,
Scoters, Sept. 1-Dec. 14 15 30
Eiders
Mergansers
Exceptions or explanations: Singly or in aggregate of all kinds.
Geese Sept. 1-Dec. 14 6 12
Exceptions or explanations: Not more than 3 daily or 6 in pos
session may be Canada geese or subspecies of Canada geese or
whitefronted geese.
Brant Sept. 1-Dec. 14 3 3
Coot Sept. 1-Dec. 14 15 15
Jacksnipe Sept. 1-Oct. 15 8 8 /
Cranes Sept. 1-Sept. 30 2 4
SHOOTING HOURS: One half hour before sunrise to sunset.
PLUGS: Shotguns must be plugged to a 3-shell capacity or less.
WEAPONS: Waterfowl may be taken with a shotgun or bow and
arrow, but not with a rifle or pistol.
BOATS: Hunting is not permitted from a power or sail boat,
including outboard boats when motor is attached, unless such
boat is beached, resting at anchor, or fastened within or tied
alongside a stationary hunting blind.
STAMPS: No person 16 or more years of age may take waterfowl
unless he carries a current validated Federal migratory bird
hunting stamp (Duck Stamp) on his person.
King-Wolten Set
Marriage Rites
Marjorie Ann King
Mr. and Mrs. Robert C. King of
Kodiak announce the engagement
of their daughter, Marjorie Ann,
to Peter C. Wolten, son of Mr. and
Mrs. Gordon Wolten of Bothell,
Wash.
The couple is to be married on
September 8.
Miss King was born in Kodiak
and graduated from Kodiak high
school in 1961, while her fiance
also attended Kodiak schools and
graduated from Kodiak high
school.
The bride-to-be is employed at
the comptroller’s office at the Na
val Base, while the groom is en
gaged in commercial fishing.
CORRECTION
Last week’s story on the sale of
Alaska Music Trails Concert ticket
sales stated that season tickets for
children under the age of 12
would be $4.
Mrs. Bruce Keers called this
week to state that the $4 season
ticket applies to all students, in
cluding those of high school age
or students can buy individual con
cert tickets for $1 each.
1962 Big Game
Rules For Area
Are Announced
Big game hunting regulations
were released by the Alaska De
partment of Game and Fish this
week for the Kodiak region.
Deer hunting in Unit 8 (Kodiak
district) for that part of Kodiak
Island lying east of a line between
Hidden Basin Narrows and Dovol
no Point and the mouth of Pillar
Creek (Monashaka Bay). Season
opened on Aug. 1 and extends
through Dec. 15 with a bag limit
of two, provided that anterless
deer may be taken only from Sept.
1-Dec. 15. Remainder of the dis
trict is open from Aug. 1-Dec. 15
with a limit of two deer a year.
Open season for Moose is from
Aug. 20 to Dec. 31 (except Kalgin
Island) with a limit of one of
either sex. There is no closed sea
son on Feral Reindeer nor no limit.
Open season on Elk runs from
Aug. 1-Nov. 15 with a bag limit of
one of either sex.
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