Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, PdMisher
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DANGEROUS
“I’d be afraid to go out on the
Ice with that girt." _
“Why bo?"
“She looks like a red-hot mamma
to me."
GREAT SHAPE
“Do you find your health improv
ing with exercise?”
"Why yes, Indeed I Only last night
Jack told me I felt fine.”
NOT WANTED
r
He—My love Is like the red, red
rose.
She—Well, I don't want the
blooming thing.
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POOR FELLOW
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Snowman—Alas, such Is life, a
Snowman today and a few bucket
fuls of water tomorrow I
,
"Once a friend of mine and 1
agreed that It wonld be helpful for
each of us to tell the other all our
faults."
“How did It work?”
“We haven't spoken for five
years."
NOT AN ACTIVE MEMBER
-Is Mrs. Ballot an active
member of our Woman’s Demo
cratic clubT
Qara—No; yon never hear her
mention drees or theaters or card
Ptrtlee—just talks politics all the
tlm*
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
WSA I SOREL-Y EMcVDy
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A\y GOOD MESS',
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o'clock- AvR&apya
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THE FEATHERHEADS © W»*tire HUkl«i _It Will Make a Come-Back.
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PLIGHT— OUR. ff^He DELICATESSEN
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I'M very sorry- , \ is that so <r
IT is MOST STRANGE! JvVELL ThE CoLiPLE
*|E HAVEN'T HAO f—y AT THE TABLE
A COMPLAINT IN / OVER- THERE JUST
-/sent back the
W CHICKEN THEY
C—'> ORDERED — WNAT
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cRo^u&T-re.s c>p that!
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T* FlGrtT— i FEEL. »T S
SAFE FER ME To
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WELL CO^BX THE C^STTS / ANOTHER PIECE, MR. wrTtiHcI WHO PUT YOU UP L ShfORE
OF"C«,.AHOTBLLSM FLL^. GIBBETS, WILL VOU TELL WHGRE^ HIRING THE SAMPLE ROOA\
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I BUT THE OC* LADY DIDN’T \ FORGOT TO SALT THE NO IDEA I PUT "THE SOUP AND IT WAS
PUT ENOUGH SALT INI I SOUP! EM GLAD X SO MUCH SALT IN SO PLAT X SALTED TT
V rr J! Eli. fix it up! J thought op it • the soup - it’s MvseLP — h’m! nr
* J TERRIBLE!! TASTES UKE THE
<^7*- V. ATLANTIC OCEAN.
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SHE KNOCKS ’EM COLD
“I can’t understand why Ethel Is
called Third Hail.”
"Put your hand on her and see."
AT THE CONGRESSIONAL
I T4 I
She—Libraries are auch mournful
places to me.
He—How can you say that?
She—I always find ihe books In
tiers.
Professor—What preparation is
necessary before diagnosing a pa
tient's cnse?
Student—No particular prepara
tion. You are, of course, perfects
ly familiar with the schedule price
of the different operations, so you
Just look him up in Bradstreet’s and
find out how serious an operation
he can stand.
ALTOGETHER ROUGH
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“Don’t let him call on you. May,
he’s a roughneck.”
“I don’t—he's a roughnecker,
too.” j
SIZED HIM UP
The Boss—I knew that man was
going to ask me to (111 out some sort
of document.
The Stenog—How could you tell?
The Boss—He had a blank ex
pression on his face when he came
In.
THE BLIND ALLEY
He—My groceryinan lives at the
end of a narrow little court that has
bat one entrance
She—Take my advice and keep
out of a blind alley like that.