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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION 0 _Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
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doctor."
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CHARGEITIS
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“Pardon me, old man, but people
are wondering bow you can afford
to buy your wife the clothes she
selects."
'1 don’t blame them. I wonder
myself.**
Pupil—Is there any sure method
of distinguishing wholesome, mush
rooms from poisonous toadstools?
Domestic Science Teacher—Yes,
serve them to yonr husband first
and then wait a few hours.
BUSY MAMMA
"1» lira. Brows fond of children?"
"She certainly la. They come
right next to her contract bridge
game."
TOP O' COLUMN
Assistant—Mr. Jones wants his ad
Inserted next to pure reeding mat
ter.
Advertising Manager—Well have
to Hold It awhile then. We are
starting la to fchow dp the city coun
cil and there won't be ahy pare
readifag matter until we get through.
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES”* Nothing To Worry About
EVIDENCE
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Tom—How’* domestic life — ha*
wlfey broken any more skillets over
vour head lately?
Jack—No, and I’ll have you un
derstand that I’m king at out
house I
Tom—Yes, I know. I was here the
night your wife crowned you.
ANTICIPATION
"Horace is going to teach me to
play cards so that I'll know ali
about It after we are married.”
“That’s right. What game is he
going to teach you1?”
"He proposes solitaire.”
BUDGETER
Sister’s Beau—You might tell your
sister I have a couple of hundred
dollars saved.
Tommy—Lemine see, that’s about
(our spring hats, isn’t It?
REDUCED PRICES
Merchant—Here yer are. Hot
dogs! "They're ten cents a throw.
Customer—Them little ones are
only pups. Gimme a litter.
GREAT
George—Some men you know are
born great, gome achieve greatness
Grace—Exactly, and some just
grate on you.
MEMORY
“Did hla rich ancle remember him
In hla will?"
“No."
“1 aee, another caae of the rich
man with a poor memory."
CUTTING CORNERS
Old Fogey—What’s your idea of
luxury?
Grouch—Well, that all depends.
When you have only fonr cents to
your name, a ham sandwich would
be a luxury.