Heard toll that a Sourdough is a
guy who is soured on.Alaska and
hasn't enuf dough to leave. Well
after 7 year3 and 5 months I have
managed to s&vo -plenty of copper
nugget3 to -loavo-.on but now I
don't wanna. Does that make mo
a 3oured Sourdough?
The. Airport construction is going
again and tho/y have now-:dlearn'd.
1600 foot.of runway and the
e stinuitod t ine f or the *. comple t.ion
is less than six weeks* This
report is unofficial’as this
reporter ha3 been unable to chock
with the wheel, Earl Orris,
The' Art Editor has just returned
.from a sheep hunt which turned
out to bo a carabou hunt as only
a -caraboU was bagged.' She will
'b& leaving for the University,
irt the near!future but plans to
keep me.; supplied with plenty of
art*
Itw§°{igs%Sn%fc 8S $§tf our"15®
paper a bit in his column* Vila
warn him that ho does' 30 at his
own risk md we will share no re
sponsibility for any libel action
t ake n ag a i ns t him * We * re immune
to libel wuits * cause wo*re broke.
Otherwise we are grateful for the
consideration shown us.
Eat at the Colioe Inn if you want
to gain weighty-; if you donrt
want to gain weight eat there
anyway because the food is
darn good... •
•Most Geniuses are concietoa
egotists, thank heavens I have
managed not to be*
THE OLD GHOST1S COLUMN
By: The* Old Cynic
One thing the Old Cynic thinks has
significance is the fact that
many people who come to Alaska
imbued with the idea that the
For© Indian is underprivelegod and
discriminated against get over
the idea pretty quick if they are
Itt ClO'se contact-with the- so call
ed j^ore Indians, The ones who do
not are the po'Oplo who have a
a material, personal interest in
maintaining this silly fiction.
He has yet to find a disinterest
ed person whos notion of di3crin
ination or under privelege has
increased.
.The Old Cynic is gratified to
note that there are others of his
nasty, sardonic honesty. Here is
a quote from Kipplinger 1s CHANG
ING TIMES: " Tho KepuhL-leans .took
over a lot of tho Roosevelt 3tuff,
and now the Democrats are promis
ing to take over the best of tho
Eisenhower stuff. And like the
Russimis, each party claims to
have originated it all.
Quite often we people here arc
a3ked why wc do not go crazy, the
implication being that it would
,not be a very long trip for some
of us. No T.V., no movies, no
nite klub, no traffic litos, no
traffic fatalities, uo blah-blah,
Well probably one contributing
factor is that there arc compar
.ativoly few little nuts from .the
cities get”’in hero to get us
yokels unscrewed*
Have you heard' of the silly,
begging organization, called the
Alaska Native Brotherhood, More
about that later.
For Sales, pair of slices size 12,
good condition. Am going back to
Missouri* Inquire at Tl.v>
Chitina Cash store.
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