BIG BtXING 3V3HT AT CHITINA ON JULY 4th*
Heavy weight, two round title bout to the death between,
Andy the Terrible of the House of Karl
and
Billy the Buckeroo of the House of ^eraoni
In his ring career Andy has never been known to loose a
fight except to Lixker and in his last round with his squaw he
damn near did licker* He is a superb strategist in the ring
and wears his opponent down to his size and age and at the
right split second he rolls in and delivers the coop de grace*
He has a fist like a cantaloupe and aftera fight it is some
times like a watermelon. Andy the Terrible in action is something
awesome to behold.
Billy the Buckeroo is a Fightin* Ftool and could
pick a fight with a totem pole when he is under the influenza.
He can fight like a -Demon and has never been known to loose
a fight except to the Dem0n Rum. Ke can fight standing up,
lying down or floating in an alcoholic cloud of dreams in the
stratosphere. He comes from a country where the girls wont
take NO for an answer and suspect their man unless he shows
his his interest in them by beating the hell out of them every
morning. A man with such a background is sure to be a
dangerous man in the ring.
Spectators are assured plenty of standing room. And
£hose whoo aize nod abble too stahnd vill vind rhoom too zit
down or lie down.
This bout is skeduled for two full rounds# If it fails to
go that far the patrons are to get their money back provided
they are able to ask for it in English# If the fight goes over
two rounds then the spectators are invited to get into the
fight and make it really good. There is a sort of drug store
nearby that provides tape, bandages, aspirin, salve and
headache pills#
The winner of this bout will be proclaimed Copper
River Champion pro tem and will be presented with the key to
the Sitty Saloon. The looser will be entitled to feel weepingly
sorry for himself and to weep on most everyone*s shoulder#
Perhaps this is one fight that you should avoid.
No protection or insurance is provided for innocent bystanders#
4c it "It it if *?<• 'lit it if
That terrific odor that you notice that makes strong men
weep and dogs run away isn't an exploded pri2e fighter, it is
just one of oar squaws that is alergic to bathing and does not
know or care how to wash clothes# Perhaps she will fall in
the lake some day and come out with a rosy look and odor#
Bess: 11 Is that course in English, that your boy friend is
taking, helping him any?”.
Tess: “No, he still ends every sentence with a proposition#
Tim;- “They buried Mike Murphy yesterday."
Fat;* "Don't tell/ He looked qiute happy last week#"
Tim;* That was the trouble# He was living the life of Riley
while Riley was away#"