THE SEWARD POLARIS
Peninsula-Chain News
Dedicated to the Building
of the “Kenai Empire”
Independent
United Press Service
Published Semi-weekly
by
John M. Coleman
Seward. Alaska
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"There's a man outside who says
he has a dual personality."
"Then tell him to go chase him
self"'
When Jones walked into his
friend’s office he found him sitting
at his desk, looking very depressed.
‘Hello, old man!" said Jones.
"What's up?"
“Oh, just my wife,” replied the
other sadly. She's engaged a new'
secretary for me.”
“Well, there’s nothing wrong
about that. Is she a blonde or
brunette?”
“He's bald,"
A crowded bus stopped and a
man descended with a small girl.
Depositing her on the curb, he
climbed back and brought down a
small boy. Again, and again, he
made the journey, each time re
turning with a smaller child.
"For goodness sake!” exclaimed
a woman waiting to get on the bus.
"What's he got up there? A nest?”
A sarong is a bright-colored po
tato sack—for tomatoes.
* Mr.: "I miss the old cuspidor
since it's gone.”
Mrs.: "You missed it before.
That's why it’s gone.”
It was the morning after a wild,
wot night, and the convention
delegate staggered down to the
hotel restaurant and asked for a
big glass of orange juice.
“May I fix you a Bromo-Seltzer?”
asked the waitress, immediately
diagnosing the greenness about his
gills.
“Ye gods, no.” exploded the del
egate. “I couldn't stand the noise!”
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I Washiugton
News Letter
ALASKA AIR CARRIERS
The Civil Aeronautics Board has
issued a proposed rule for the "al
leviation of the operational prob
lems” of Alaska air carriers* oper
ating within Alaska according to
a notice issued by the Bureau of
Safety Regulation of the CAB.
At the present time certified air
carriers operating within the Ter
ritory in applying for air carrier
operating certificates have had to
comply with Part 41 of the Civil
Air Regulations which are now con
sidered by the Civil Aeronautics
Board and the Civil Aeronautics
Administration as being impracti
cal and unworkable in many in
stances as applied to Alaska oper
ations. The proposed rule will al
low the CAA Administrator, after
thorough investigation, to author
ize a company to either operate a
segment of or the entire route un
der Part 42 if it is found to be more
applicable and if that operation
can be conducted safely under Part
142. It is understood that if the
I proposed rule is finally approved,
| the threat will be removed to many
| air carriers in Alaska who would
i otherwise have to cease operations
' should requirements of Part 41 be
i enforced. Among other things that
j have served” as impediments to
| certain air carriers in Alaska is
i the requirement in Part 41 that
I those carriers had to have certain
| communication facilities and dis
I patching systems wholly unfeasi
ble bee ..use of flee re.ativcly small
size of their operations and remote
ness of areas served.
| The proposed rule will not be
I finally acted upon until the earl;,
i part of October after receipt of
' comment from interested persons.
| Communications should be submit
! ted to the Civil Aeronautics Board.
I attention Bureau of Safety Regula
tion, Washington 25. D.C,
| __
Australian entering hospital, “Ul
; low. Bob."
i "Come in to die?"
; , ,,
I No, yesterday.
J_
i Rhubarb was first cultivated for
its stalk as food in England about
1820.
COMMUNITY
CALENDAR
(The following “Community Cal
endar” is to be a regular feature of
this publication and is published
free of charge for the benefit of
our readers. We ask the coopera
tion of all Seward organizations in
making this service complete and
keeping it up to, date. Call Main
1G8 and give us the necessary in
formation, please. Thank you—the
editor.)
September 21
WSCS Executive Committee, home
of Mrs. Cliff Whipple, 3 p.m.
September 23
WSCS, regular meeting. Methodist
Church parlor, 8 p.m.
ORDER OF RAINBOW for Girls.
Regular meeting, Masonic Tern
pie. 7:30 p.m.
September 24
LIONS CLUB meets 12:00 noon in
the basement of the Alaska Shop,
Totem Fountain Building.
September 25
WOMAN'S AUXILIARY OF ST.
PETER’S Church, social meeting,
2 pm., Episcopal Church Parish
Hall.
September 28
JR. WOMAN'S CLUB social meet
ing, basement Episcopal Church.
8 p.m.
October 1
VFW AUXILIARY meets, Seward
Light and Power Building. 8 p.rn.
October 9
"’OMAN’S AUXILIARY OF ST.
PETER’S CHURCH., business
meeting at 2 p.m.. Episcopal
Church Parish Hall.
October 11
SEWARD BILL’S CLUB <B.r.O.E.)
meets at 8 p.m. in tire Club.
October 26
SENIOR SEWARD WOMAN’S Club
meets at 8 p.m., Methodist
Church social room.
The only 17th century building
still standing in Boston is the Paul
Revere House, built around 1677.
“I hear you and your wife had
words last night.”
“She did. I didn't get a chance to
use mine.”
COASTWISE LINE
Announces the Arrival
Friday, Sept. 17 at Seward
OF THE LIBERTY VESSEL HENRY D. LINDSLEY
Inaugurating a Regular Fortnightly
Service Between
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ALASKA - OREGON - CALIFORNIA
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COASTWISE LINE, INC.
Seward, Alsi:ka
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CARD OF THANKS
I wish to take this opportunity
to express my appreciation and to
thank my many friends for the
beautiful flowers and for their kind
assistance during my recent be
reavement.
Mrs. Nora Lee Erdmann
MISS DUFRESNE TO WED
First banns were read by Father
Borbeck last Sunday announcing
the forthcoming marriage of Sharon
Elizabeth Dufresne, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Dufresne, to
Warren Gardiner Furphy of An
chorage.
The wedding will take place
some time early in October.
LUTHERAN SERVICES
SUNDAY EVENING
Lutheran services will be held
Sunday evening, September 19, at
8 o'clock at the old Melhodist
Church. Reverand Odergaard will
officiate. Everyone is cordially in
vited to attend.
CHURCHES
Christian Science Services
Sunday . 11 A.M
Sunday School 10 A.M.
Public Library
CATHOLIC CHURCH
Sacred Heart Church
Mass on Sunday — 3-10 a.m.
Mass on week day — 3 a-.rn.
Confessions—
3-4 p.m. Saturday
7:30 p.m. Saturday
FAITH CHAPEL
J. LLO\ l» 1>EA.\. Pastor
SUNDAY—
Morning Word :;. .10:45 a.m
Studios in the hook of Phillipians
Sunday School . 2:00 p.m
Young Peoples Meeting 6:45 p.m
livening Service . 7:45 p.m
Studies in the book of Colossians
WEDNESDAY—
Bible Study .1 7:30 p.m
Studies in book of Deuteronomy
(HIR< II OF CHRIST
Larry O. Grounds, Minister
Service Schedule for Sunday
10 A.M. Bible Class
11 A. M. Preacing and Commun
ion
Evening Service 5:30
AESEMELY of god chapel
Claude & Vivien Malcolm. Pastors
Telephone Adams 141
SUNDAY
10:31 a. m.—Combination Sunday
School and morning worship
7:30 p.rn.—F.vangelistic Service
WEDNESDAY
7:30 p.m.—Sing-spiration
All are invited to attend these
services.
SEWARD MEMORIAL CHURCH
Telephone Gar. 109
Office Hours 9 A.M.—noon
Sunday.
Sunday School 9:45
Morning Worship 11:00
Youth Fellowship 7:15
Evening Worship 8:00
Wednesday
New Life Prayer Group 7
A.M.
AM.
P.M.
P.M.
Choir Rehearsal
P.M.
8:00P.M.
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