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Eleanor Stephens arrived' -'in iGhit£h'a
in Pull-So.il> two weeks ago along -
with her ’ two youngcmu.rl At/ the . some
ti/n‘e Howard and Dee imut son-, loft on
thT^.r vacationoriL 13tina Eleanor to
coxa- for 'their -two smail.ifryonnd r -;
fcHu- Guinchilias, ( j.'iiilt>anorv wa^3 ob
served rushing wildly about Chang
i-\t diapers > mixing formula'-i bioth
ing On 2 nchi 11 as . • \ washing c 1 othe s , -i
anc cooking in' between' shoving; big
chunks of 'wpo6 into the fire, y-A
w e oI! wo n t • by ■ k1t MilcIf .t inc- - l)e e r e -
turned ■ to■' take 'over --the"Chinchillas
and her- offsprxngvl1uvElo'anor ’left'
for Cord >va atbHalfrwast, She;. **: .•■
prompt':1:-:;’ dumped horulwe ozones,* along
witu ddap6rs and toys,*'upon Grand •
i-’a,. She r.. turned to Chit ilia for
a shor t r o 1 m.j.r.g -vo.e aton* she .
: e^pbc t*s to find- Grand-ita with an I
' di'trlriiO ot.se of - D3.nper • BIucb.; when
* She arrives back .in-‘Cordova,'l '
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J-tfck "vilson <1(3 ft .this wo ok. for
Anchorage to acquire pari?s G,nd dopo
to finish his recovering'jbb on
hi3 PA-14. Ho expects to. have the
job completed in a few weeks with !'•
the assistance' bfvD.nle£Morehouse)
of C.ordovaJi ' :M'‘ 'hXM* 'll ;ill ifvaib'T.;/': -• *
1 ‘ ' ">.i ;'!Vb b/0 ■ !
Larry Polg'er of Chisana has ;gone.- 'j
to,the Horsefelt/arba to run his j
Trap-Line; Ho ’ left 'Dorothy, ; Sonya..
(Miss Chisana 1957)' and ■’Kitten- Gae
VJo), to keep the fires nt home«
Dorothy ha3 been^unusuallyxbusyg
trying; desperately toi keep, the -J »£. r
girls'attention onhthoir Calvert
C our s e. ‘ The . c omp o tit ion 'to, the.-.
pur:suit'' of • lbarning ; bo ing- * somo; *. r 1
newly acquired Elvis- Pressley.
records./ • h* vi :i1 a- b *r'\\ !
’’ f */1 J
Walter Holmes has been making..like
a beaver on the atop or t“ at'-May. y.
Creek trying to keeijp the' runway'
open for tlri- Cordova ziirliAbs DC-5.
The f ield is reportedly; in--good
condition now providing no now. ’
snow falls. ’ t '
Kay 6 hyphens-COAypilot, reports
that Kill Berry is up to his old ,,
tricks again and nearly ..blew them .*
.both out of the house by ''inadvert
ently dropping: a cigarette in an 1
empty ([;kj can, which as a result:
• cut short a .fascinating coriver- ’’jur
.. sat fori Guarding the, pitfall 3 of
‘pilots. '\ A
An unexpected note falling due ha3
knocked marly a person completely ••
... of f' .their b al anc o!
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The-Old- Cynic has been saving up
a lot.of steam lately, hence the
foIIqwIiig{
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’ ' Tjlis' OliilF GHOST.*S*" '
.fTh,o„ Oj.d Cynic.'*'. ' '* •
* - j:.Vi I. *. » iv . .. J • ,t>
*'VVV^ J*,«yf /.vnion - weans *
hones,/■},, enuf. to, od c oncerned over '*
til*.! /ocha/rfor ..of'the" present LegCs-V"
latvyro;...,. .As .they see hit 'abd'^as wch''
3eo /it, .the Logi/olators are -awful?
reckless .In tile way"they' propose d
to lay on t .-xos to go t the 'money •"
necessary ,to. pay for 'the number of
votes'.tHeylfcAl;thiy need. " .And ;
ther. mpney is 15 / be * pour p;(* out ’ in ■'
r.eckl,eso /'.!benef itsM to pt epic who
mostly.neither need'nor deserve
o "V
the “Alaska . Uailroad1'in its first i**
few years *of operation :once wrote *
that, “Alaskans are the /spoiled
children of Uncle .Sam1*,' That they
havq.bpon the. object1 of ‘so'bnueh •*s *
paternalism that.they have' warped
ways* of /looking at' things ; ! Ue
Alaqkar^s have. more .government'1* ; ^1
charity , spent on us .. than any people
on* jiiarth arid we." also whine more'-‘a '*
pathetically and effectively "about
howvwe *ar.e., “r\egle.ctod”• ‘ "
*!'.* Silt f< . ’> \ • r. r ■ *
Alaskans, whoVga Out aide are as
tounded that hot everyone has.two
.servants* Su'ch']i3 'the; Influence
,of /pato?h«JLlaid• •
• • .’!>-v .{f. -v' •, •
The. 9.14 .Cynic. no tea .that our re
nouned economists''are. alarmingly
emphatic and repetitious in-Assur
ing us,that there is no likolihbod
of a depression of any degree in
the((future,.. .Sounds q. bit M>minous,
;" fir. • : »
.The Chi.tina 'Experimental Station
ha3-.crossed . an’ idaho £>otatoe 'with
a sponge and ha3 gotten a' spud'1
that will hold*a lot more gravy'
or, water. it , . /
V V (•/•■'* r . ; 7 * 1 ‘
, Thef efforts of, us Alaskans to :
havo^ .the Government 'build a 1 hi
y\rall\around Alaska arid call it a '
mental, institution, points'up the
remark, that "There is nothing '* '
wrong with the; average' person that
a’1 good psychiatrist can’t ex
aggorato". '
A Cynic .is. a jolly person with' a
sadistic ..twist who. likes'- to 3ay‘
.'the-things that everyone believes
but they, for various reasons,,
pr-jbend they do riot believe.