THE Q HOST fOMli; GAZETTE
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•CHITIUn,,;TLASIUil!lareh 3&, 1957 .: 'T-.:
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All that knocking and pounding you
hear isn't caused by the''gH'ds'ts
celebrating spring, but is only'p'T'■
the efchoes of the rebuilding Wes
Kennedy is having done on his
Cohoe, Inn. We haven’t peeked yet'
but hear' it is cornming along ..fine; '
Viola and Cel Aiken, took. Chiti'na
by storm last,week, It all start
ed’because of a gift (p.'bottle of
scotch)'received from. .Martin Kado
van.' Vi and Col.. returned to I»ic«r
crthy on Chruova - airlines i They
must have enjoyed their visit here,
when they left we heard Vi telling
Cal W please quit dropping those
clgaretto*'qshos so loud as it made
her head ad he.'
‘Martin Aadovdn returned to Glacier
Creek from his vacation outside.
.'He 'claims ho had a wonderful time ...
, With 'family and friends. *■ He is.
going Hi-Brow on us tho. Claims
. he 'is going to Hawaii on, vacation
next year• • .<
A.Pessimist is a person who’lives
■'with 'an optimist*^- --•
Bill Berry was a Chitina visitor
this week# He looked healthy and
mean as usual. Vie tried to ke^p .
him in town for another week,but
he said he wasn't-usea tp eating
so much and if he stayecl: longer lie
might develop ulcers from overeat
ing by being invited”b'ut t'cT'dinner
every night-. * ; .
A durn good sure-fire way to spot
’a. gal with a wicked past is to :
find one who is vigorously pointing
an accusing finger at some ‘6t'h'ei*
. .gal”* .. ' •
Big Susie, that hilarious ,Indian'.
Gal who reaches-for. the stars and ..
brings down a bottle is what the
Bell Telephone calls UBIQUITOUS*.
N. P. (North Pole).Nelson a young
fellow from Chisan.a (borri T870')7“ "
r was fixing his stove pipe a few
days ago and fell *off:the ladder*
He has- gone to Co;rdova:for a few
days to get his ribs patched up.
The latest word from Charley Haw
kins is that he plans “to ’ sta'rt ’ -
north April first from' Portland
Oregon where he has been recovering
from an eye operation,
•^•UBIQUITOUS: "existing or being
everywhere at the same time"
1 J"HIS ^MISTAKE"
The'.-Pilot-flew along the course,
Contented" with his-.lot, .
Then he hah' ah'nnxous ’nyoment - -i j.
When*, the 'motor ’missed a shot * :-i \\
He called it homes affectionate,
Endearing terms’ He tried,-.. -5 a.*,?
But still she woulcn11 answer,Jo l. •
So ho put her 'in a glide**
Ho pulled the' -altitude control \
From rich to -lean and back,
The booster*mag he wound up tight.
But something yet he-lacked;
He nosed her over in a dive,
a thousand feet or more,
Arid when that motor wouldn*t take,
Hight heartily he swore.
Ho picked himself a landing spot*
To set her down at last. '
The mechanic ‘checked -her over; ■
She was simply o\it of gas,.. .. *y-» •
By; ' «J o o' C r e t z 1 or, m iln 1491
Glen1 Highway, as published
in Pilot Magazine 1952;
Fred Coleclcugh has a sort of'liv
ing glacier, moving ‘past his house*.
He nearly has it licked now with
the aid of seme elbow grease and
this warm weather*
a sp20,000. lor.iousine shot past a
battered old car. "Leaning out the
driver yelled " what's that making
all that awful racket?" " It must
be the . *>19, BOO. jingling in my
pocket ’^replied . the owner of the
wreck; “
Thu Ghitlna Crew is getting the big
Cat and slod repaired and ready for
hauling in opr next winter’s wood
.supply which was chopped by Paday
paid his wood cutters;
n Cynic is a person who, when he
smells .a flower, looks -VXj\A
around for a_egffin, • ;v )v>> • ’ , )
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