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measure
8 Yawning
abyss
Hi Strike
breaker
14 Winged
(9 Milwaukee
ballplayer
16 Spanish put
17 Gem weight
18 Wire measure
16 Roman
bronze
Printer’#
measure
Large tub
Requests
Epic poetry
Serous
fluid
Bv
Social
outcast
French for
Bum me r
Babylonian
deity
Wearies
Unst ratified
deposit of
Entire
Himalayan
wild goat
Covering
for hand
Cut length
wise
A Negro
people of
Nigeria
Armed group
with legal
authority
Hi will
Sun god
Vehicle
51 A tost
53 Teutonic
deity
54 F'ruit * pi *
!.iin:c book
57 Objt ( is to
titi Preiia not
61 A direr:toil
63 Unit of
electrical
reluct rue
64 Hu'b i i d
66 Skill 'd
68 Sinn news
70 M'uiw
72 A! ■ :o >n
stv port
73 T he *ui
74 r Voir: pearl
75 Roc!;fish
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moves from
place to
pi ee
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7 Seed coat
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too’ 1 pi i
9 Symbol tor
10 Thor ” ;<•”
11 Assert a
right to
12 Opposed to
a west her
13 Fish
18 Fastens with
adhesive
band
23 Child’s toy
25 Large bird
' pi. t
26 Skills
37 Billiard
stick
29 Disposes of
for price
31 Oil of roses
32 Head orna
ment
34 Perch
36 Choice part
37 Change
39 Greek letter
41 To turn
outward
42 Fourth calif
44 Pierces with
horns
45 Grandeur
47 Top of head
48 South Seas
Island
50 Feline
52 Electrified
particle
54 Apportion*
55 Look at
fixedly
57 Stiffly
neat
58 Nerve
network
59 Command to
cat
61 Reach
across
62 Heating
vessel
65 Period of
time
67 Before
69 Child's nam*
for mother
70 Form of
"to be"
71 Mulberry
Answer to f'uttle No.
PAMPHLET PUBLISHED
The 1958 edition of the
ship-shore coastal telephone
service pamphlet will be
available 25 April 1958, the
Headquarters, l . S. Army
Alaska communication sys
tem announced today.
The pamphlet is published
for the benefit of the vessels
frequenting Alaskan waters
from Ketchikan northward.
It contains information and
radio frequencies necessary
to place telephone and tele
graph messages to and from
the system’s coastal stations
to all parts of Alaska and to
the United States.
It also contains a schedule
of marine weather broad
casts, distress frequeneie$*W
ail alphabetical list ot vessels
frequenting Alaska waters.
Distribution of the pamp
hlet will be made to all per
sons who received the 1957
edition. Others having need
for the pamphlet may receive
a copy at tin' following AC’S
stations: Anchorage, Barrow,
(.old Bay, Cordova, Haines,
Inneau, Ketchikan, King Sal
mon, Kodiak, Nome, Sitka.
I nalaska, Valdez and Wran
gell; or by writing to the t .
S, Army Alasak communica
tion system, 550 Federal Off
ice Building, Seattle 4, Wash,
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ENJOY YOURSELF WITh THE—
-FUNNY PAGE
...EVERY WEEK
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By Charles Kuhn
GEE, GRANDMA,
I NEVER KNEW
YOU COULD
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WHY, THAT AIRPLANE IS
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NOW. WHY D’YA “SPOSE SHE
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WELL, THAT AIRPLANE YOU
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TOLD ME TODAY "'"Y oj
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OUR TEACHER SAID FIVE r,
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