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PUZZLE No. 499
ACROSS
1 Cicatrix
5 Brag
10 Examination
14 Wan
15 Genus
of
geese
16 Continent
17 Macaws
18 Bark of an
East Indian
tree
10 Ointment
20 Leaps
22 Streets
24 Old French
coin
2a Silkworm
26 Middle
30 Ocean
34 Wing
35 -—
Marbles,
historically
inscribed
stones
37 Holland
commune
38 Gypsy
husb nd
39 Less moist
40 Transfix
41 Mimickers
44 Raised
transportation
lines
45 Young
branch
47 Irksomeness
49 “We wear
short —”
60 Percolate
52 Earth
53 A dressmaker
56 Throat
organ (pi.)
60 Kind of
horse
61 Apportion
out
63 Blast of a
whistle
64 Shaded walk
65 Depart
66 Grafted:
heraldry
67 Opposed to
aweather
68 Withered
69 Coarse file
DOWN
1 Mineral
springs
2 Fish
3 Winged
4 Oppose
5 U. S. Navy
satellite
6 Philippine
island
fennel
7 Employ
8 Genus of
water
scorpions
9 Tourist
10 Astringent
substance
11 Brother of
Jacob
12 To beget
13 Small boys
21 Girl's name
23 Of a period
of time
26 Gem weight
27 Run away
28 Mentioned
29 Entice
30 Hot weather
drinks
31 Gentle heat
32 Simpleton
33 Coin <pi.)
36 Nothing
42 Disposed to
laugh
43 Brings legal
action
against
45 Part of leg
46 Revolver
case
48 Gold, silver
etc. (pi.)
49 Smudged
with a black
substance
formed by
combustion
51 Volcano in
Martinique
52 Heating
apparatus
53 Child's name
for mother
54 Spoken
55 Valley
57 Island of?
Scotland
58 Portion of
land ipi.)
59 Walk
62 Malay gibbon
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