Ed’s Barber
9
9
(Back of Jinx Cafe)
Haircut . 1.25
Shave .75
10 a.m. to 7 p.m.
BUSY LITTLE BEES
GO ON CIDER SPREE
SMARDEN, Eng., (JP) — Some
3,000 to 4,000 busy little bees
buzzed into a hard cider works
here and tanked up on a syrupy
liquid which seeped from the bar
rels of maturing cider.
When they tried to fly off they
were so plastered they just fell
all over each other.
“There were 3,000 to 4,000
s
drunken bees staggering all over
the floor, said the works manager.
QUALITY MEAT CO.
MEAT PROVISIONED
“A Few Pounds or A Carload”
P. O. Box 1911, FAIRBANKS, ALASKA
Polaris Coffee Shop
Now serving Breakfast, Lunch, Supper
Hours : : : : 6 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Conducts Own Funeral
Because He “Wanted To
Be Sure What Goes On”
BURLINGTON, Colo., (£>)—“It
would (have been too bad if I
had to be dead and miss all this.”
That was the reaction of a wiry,
one-time rancher and storekeeper
after he conducted his own fun
eral Sunday because “I want to
be sure of what goes on.”
It was no easy matter for J. N.
Gemhardt, 75. The school board
wouldn’t allow him to use the
school auditorium. Gemhardt 'had
to pack an overflow crowd of
more than 1,000 into 'the local
armory. A scheduled singer backed
out so he played records. Several
ministers turned -him down before
the Rev. S. H. Hamaffey of Kan
orado, Kas., agreed to conduct (the
services in which he said:
“Pray for this brother of ours,
that he will somehow draw closer
to God in the years left to him
and that 'he will think piously of
death and resurrection.”
Gemhardt, doubling as corpse,
chief mourner and stage manager,
squirmed in his seat of honor fac
ing the audience. As the minister
warned that worms destroy all
bodies, 'the grizzled little man ran
Representatives To U. N.
Immune To American
Laws and Taxes
UNITED NATIONS, N. Y. —
There are 503 persons here who
are immune to American laws and
taxes.
They are -the diplomats and
their wives, representing 59 mem
ber countries at the U.N., who
enjoy diplomatic immunity. This
comes from agreements among
governments -to grant certain priv
ileges to each other’s diplomats.
U. S. representatives abroad
have the same rights granted here
to foreign diplomats.
Among other things, U. N. dele
gates and their families pay no
American taxes — not even the
New York City sales tax. They
can’t be arrested. They travel
without visas and can bring any
thing they like into the country
without customs peeking.
a finger under his -collar and
glanced nervously at his expen
sive copper casket.
Gemhardt, after serving a din
ner he cooked himself for 'the
press and others, rode to the ser
vices on the front seat of the
hearse. He went home the same
way.
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MARKS AIR FORCE BASB
NOME, ALASKA
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6
5:00—Father Knows Best
5:30—Juke Box U.SA.
6:00—News
6:15—Requestfully Yours
7:00—Screen Directors Play
house
7:30—Club “15”
7:45—Beulah
8:00—My Favoritte Husband
8:30—Hopalong Cassidy
9:00—News
9:15—Just Between Us
9:30—Big Story
10:00—Name It for a Song .
10:30—One Night Stand
11:00—Jack Smith
11:15—Words with Music
11:30—Vaughn Monroe
12:00—Sign Off
THURSDAY, JUNE 7
9:00—Morning Melodies
9:15—Morning Devotions
9:30—Hospital Requests
10:00—-The Clevelandaires
10:30—Red Foley
11:00—Dave Garroway
11:15—Jack Birch
11:30—1 & E Special
Noon—Luncheon Turn-Table
1:00—Yesterday’s Best
1:30—AFRS Ranchhouse
2:00—Bookshelf of World
2:30—To Be Announced
2:45—To Be Announced
3:00—Matinee Melodies
4:00—News
4:15—Remember
4:30—Curt Massey
4:45—Passing Parade
5:00—Duffy’s Tavern
5:30—Juke Box U.S.A. *
6:00—News '
6:15—Requestfully Yours
7:00—Show Goes On
8:00—N. Y. Philharmonic
9:00—News
9:15—Fellowship
9:30—Dragnet
10:00—Name It for a Song
10:30—One Night Stand
11:00—Jack Smith
11:15—Words with Music
11:30—At Ease *
12:00—Sign Off
FRIDAY, JUNE 8
9:00—Morning Devotions
9:15—Morning Devotions
9:30—Hospital Requests
10:00—The Clevelands ires
10:30—Tennessee Jamboree
11:00—Dave Garroway
11:15—Jsck Birch
11:30—1 & E Special
Noon—Luncheon Turntable
1:00—Yesterday’s Best
1:30—AFRS Danchhouse
2:00—Bookshelf cff World
2:30—To Be Announced
2:45—To Be Announced
3:00—Matinee Melodies
4:00—News
4:15—Remember
4:30—Curt Massey
4:45—Behind the Story v
5:00—Burns and Allen w
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•P.M. denoted by boldface type
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Nome Directory
ROTARY CLUB '
OF NOME
Thursday Luncheon
Don Lyle, Pres.
Dewey Goodrich, Secy.
ANVIL LODGE
No. 140
’ Meets First and
Third Thursday
each month
WILL M. GILLIS, W. M.
NORVIN W. LEWIS, Secy.
Northwestern Alaska
Chamber of Commerce
Meets
EVERY TUESDAY NOON
Larry Galvin, President
HAGEN
JEWELER AND OPTICIAN
Court House Is Opposite Us
Phone Main 40