Is 'The public health official's version of the line, Take my wife, please, is Tell Americans to eat kale five times a week.' a fitting logical lead-up to 'Eating kale five times a week may result in your wife leaving you.'
The public health official's version of the line, Take my wife, please, is Tell Americans to eat kale five times a week.###Eating kale five times a week may result in your wife leaving you.