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Grand Review at Spithead, or the Holiday Admiral in Port (BM 1868,0808.5957), Lord Howe (left) shows to a group of naval officers an enormous kitchen range on which birds, joints, &c, are roasting on three spits, while a sailor (right) wearing an apron bastes them, saying, "Dam'me I had rather Baste the Dons".  Above Howe is a placard: 'You are invited to DINE on board the Queen with L------d Howe'; this is placed over a print of a naval officer holding a sabre inscribed 'The Gallant Rodney invites to Fight'; the figure of Rodney is torn in two. Howe turns to Rodney who stands on his right, saying, "You cut & dine with me to day". Rodney, who wears his star of the Bath, and striped trousers, answers, "Give me the smell of Powder". The other officers (in full dress) crowd eagerly into the room and look with greedy smiles at the roasting joints. Among them is Hood's profile with an exaggeratedly large nose. On the wall (left) are two superimposed medallion portraits; the upper one is of the King and Queen, the profile of the Queen (caricatured) above that of the King, the frame inscribed 'George and Charlotte'; it obscures all but a frame inscribed 'Queen Elizabeth'. 
Beside the range is a placard: 'Rumor of War or Modern Smoake Jack'. Among the birds and joints on the three spits is a large piece of beef on which are fastened two papers for larding purposes, one, with a profile head of George III, is inscribed 'O the Roast Beef' [of old England]; the other has a print of Britannia without a head, inscribed 'Rule Britannia, rule the Roast'. A large haunch is wrapped in a paper, inscribed 'Song in praise of the Gallant Rodney'. In the large tray beneath the spits is a piece of bread (?) inscribed 'Spanish Rupture' and labelled 'A Sop in the Pan for the Army bred first Lord [Chatham] and his Naval Nurses'. The edge of the tray is inscribed 'Lord! How [Howe] the Holiday Admiral lives in Port!' In front of the range is a curved fender inscribed 'In commemoration of the Spirited negotiation confining the Brave Officers to Eating and Drinking'. Within the fender the British lion lies panting. In front of him is a sabre whose scabbard is inscribed 'Profound Peace again!!!' Beneath the title is etched:
'At 8 o'clock A.M. orders were given to prepare for Action - the first Rates to range in three Divisions - all hands aboard the Turbot, of the Dutch Squadron, made ready for a fine kettle of Fish - and a good basting being expected from the British, a hot fire was kept up for more than 2 hours - when at 4 o'clock P.M. the Turkey, properly seasoned, prepared and trimed, lead the Van on the Starboard tack, followed by the rest in her wake - Turtle, finely Coppered, and provided with hot Balls, bringing up the Rear, at which time the Admiral bore down with well directed fury on the Sirloin, and the several Officers, observing this excellent Commanders new Signals, with great Spirit Cut, Slashed and Fired away, both Starboard and Larboard, and raked fore and aft, till they effectually cleared the several Deckers - The killed and wounded in the above attacks are said to amount to more than 1000 Oxen, Sheep, Deer, Turkies, Geese, Ducks, Fowls, et ceteras - attended with a discharge of several Vessels of hot Balls and at least 10 Tun of Grape shot - on the above occasion, Lord H---d's nose was terribly disfigured, with a discharge of the aforesaid shot - a Dutch Officer Sunk with taking, too muck [sic] Ballast - and Capt'n Grog, being damaged in the head, and top-heavy, shewed his keel and discovered a foul bottom - but the worst was the Dons being disposed to drink with us, the Valiant Duke and the several Crews were devilish Sick they could not partake of something better than a mock engagement.' 19 August 1790
Etching with hand-colouring
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スピットヘッドでのグランドレビュー、または港の休日提督(BM18680808.5957)、ロードハウ(左)は、海軍将校のグループに、鳥、関節、およびcが3つので焼いている巨大なキッチンレンジを見せます。水夫(右側)がエプロンを身に着けていると、「私はむしろドンズをバステ」と言います。ハウの上には、「L-dハウを乗せて女王に乗ってDINEに招待される」というプラカードがあり、これは「勇敢なロドニーがファイトに招待する」と書かれたサーベルを持っている海軍士官の版画の上に置かれ、ロドニーの姿は2つに裂けている。ハウはロドニーに目を向けるが、彼は「あなたは私が今日も一緒に食事をしている」と言って、彼の右に立つ。バスの星を身に着け、模様のズボンを履いているロドニーは、「パウダーの匂いを私にやれ」と答える。他の警官たちは、部屋に熱心に詰め込み、燃えるジョイントに欲な微笑みを浮かべている。その中には、誇張された大きな鼻を持つフッドの横顔がある。壁には、上半分が王と女王、上半分が王の横顔、下半分がジョージとシャーロットの額、下半分がエリザベス女王の額である。他にも「戦争の噂」や「モダン・スモークジャック」というプラカードがある。3つのの鳥や節には、大きな牛肉片が、緩目的で2つの紙を締められたもので、1つはジョージ3世の横顔の頭が付いたもので、「おお、老のビーフ」と刻まれている。もう1つは、頭のないブリタニアの版画で、「ルール・ブリタニア、ローストを支配する」と刻まれている。大きなを紙に包み、「麗なロドニーを讃える歌」と刻まれている。の下の大皿には「スパニッシュ・サプチャー」と刻まれたパン(?)があり、「陸軍のパンのソップ」と書かれた。盆の端には「ロード!」と刻まれている。「ホリデー提督は港に住んでいるのですが。」正面には「酒呑みを極める精鋭の交渉」と彫られた湾曲したフェンダーがある。フェンダー内にはイギリスのライオンがパントをしている。目の前には「再び平和を!」と刻まれたがある。タイトルの由来は、「午前8時、行動の準備が命じられた。3つの師団で行動する最初の戦力。すべての手がオランダの飛行隊のターボジェットに搭載され、細かい魚の瓶を作る準備ができていた。そして、イギリス人から良い打撃が期待されていた。2時間以上燃え続けました。午後4時、トルコは適切に調味され、準備され、調製され、調製されたバンをスターボードのタックに導き、その後、ターンル、細かく砕かれ、余息をつぎました。」
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cooking show effectually disfigured disfigurement face powder rake up olfaction range hood pan roast two kettle wrap dress wake board greedy olfactory roast beef beef roast terribly crew cut holiday season queen charlotte sound partake partaker head nurse raw wound keel over devilish baster at worst foul shot sirloin well-bred basseterre war admiral spirited spiritedly bread pan haunch wearing hood not wearing hood three-decker public-spirited beefed-up bird bath fringe benefit fore edge